g O B S E R V E RTuesday, September 19, 1995 • Vol. XXVII No. 22

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Americorps gives ACE $500,000 despite cuts

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By SAMANTHA SNYDERNews W riter

N o tre D a m e ’s A llia n c e fo r C atholic E d u ca tio n (ACE) w as rec e n tly a w a rd e d a $ 5 0 0 ,0 0 0 g r a n t f ro m A m e r ic o rp s , a b ran c h of the C l i n t o n A d m i n i s ­t r a t i o n ’ s C o r p o r a t io n fo r N a tio n a l Service.

L a s t y e a r ,N o tre D am e w a s o n e o f 11 u n iv e r s i ­ties in th e nation chosen from 3 7 0 a p p l ic a n ts to r e c e iv e a g ra n t from th e n ew ly -fo rm ed n a tio n a l se rv ice agency. This y e a r ’s ren e w e d a w a rd for the ACE te a c h e r tra in in g p ro g ram a t N otre Dam e rep rese n ts a 75 p ercen t in c rease over the p re ­vious y e a r ’s g ran t.

A ccording to Lou D elFra, a s ­s o c ia te d i r e c to r o f ACE, th e su b stan tia l aw a rd h as m ade it p o s s ib le fo r ACE to p ro v id e e a c h p a r t i c ip a n t in th e p r o ­g ram w ith $4 ,275 w h ich they can use to pay off s tu d en t loans o r de fray th e costs o f fu r th e r g rad u a te education .

S iste r L ourdes S heehan , d i­re c to r o f ACE, recognizes th a t the inc rease in this y e a r’s g ran t desp ite C ongress’ in ten t to cu t education funding “is a tribu te to the im pact ou r young te ac h ­e r s h a v e h a d on th e liv es of th o u sa n d s o f a t— risk sc h o o l­c h i ld r e n in S o u th B end a n d th roughou t the sou thern U.S.”

ACE w as founded in 1994 by

F r . T im o th y S c u lly , N o tre D am e’s vice p re s id e n t and a s ­soc ia te provost, and Sean Mc- G raw , fo rm er asso c ia te d ire c ­to r of ACE, for the p u rpose of p r o v id in g t e a c h e r s fo r r e s o u r c e - p o o r p a r o c h ia l schools in cities th roughou t the s o u th e r n a n d s o u t h e a s t e r n United S tates.

T he p ro g ra m also offers the o p p o rtu n ity for re c e n t g ra d u ­a te s from N o tre D am e, S a in t M ary’s, and o th e r selective un i­v e rs i t ie s to re c e iv e in te n s iv e te a c h e r tra in in g w hile serv ing in Catholic com m unities.

A fte r c o m p le tin g a n in it ia l s u m m e r tr a in in g p ro g ra m in w hich they spend tim e w orking in S outh B end pub lic schools, p a r t i c ip a n t s s p e n d o n e y e a r te a c h in g in b o th e le m e n ta ry an d se c o n d a ry sch o o ls in the 13 d ioceses served by ACE. A second su m m e r of tra in in g a t N o tre D a m e in c o o p e r a t io n w ith the University of P ortland is fo llo w ed by a n a d d i t io n a l y e a r o f s e r v in g a s fu l l - t im e educato rs. The cum ulative two y e a r s o f t r a i n in g fu lf i l l th e req u irem en ts for a m a s te r’s in e d u c a t io n d e g r e e f ro m th e U niversity of Portland.

The fact th a t teach ers live to ­g e th e r in sm a ll c o m m u n itie s en a b le s them to su p p o rt each o th e r and sh a re the challenges a n d b e n e f i t s o f t h e i r n e w te a c h in g e x p e r ie n c e s . T hey also com e to g e th e r tw ice d u r ­in g e a c h s c h o o l y e a r fo r re trea t-w o rk sh o p s designed to help th em e v a lu a te th e ir m is-

see ACE / page 4

The Observer/Brian Hardy

We love you, Lou!Signing the banner in the Hesburgh library, students send their best w ishes to Head Football Coach Lou Holtz. Beginning Monday, Student Government displayed the banner from 7:00-9:00 in the concourse of the library, and they will continue to do so through Thursday. The banner pictures the Golden Dome and reads, "You are in our hearts forever." Student Government is also compiling a book of letters from stu­dents which will be included in a silver album for Holtz. N otes will be accepted Monday through Thursday at the Student Government office or at the library betw een 7:00 and 9:00. Both the banner and the book will be presented to Beth Holtz on Friday.

Louganis to visit ND, Johnson: spark AIDS awareness

The Observer/Brian Hardy

Phillip Johnson, Professor at the University of California at Berkeley, corrects the distorted perception of evolution a s portrayed by the media in his lecture at DeBartolo last night.

By KELLY FITZPATRICKNews W riter

J u s t m o n th s a f te r h u n d re d s o f N o tre D am e fa c u lty , s ta ff , a n d s tu d e n t s m a r c h e d in pro test aga inst the ad m in istra ­tion ’s refusal to re c o g n iz e Q ays a n d L e s b ia n s o f N o tre D am e a n d S a in t M a r y ’ s C o l l e g e (GLND/SMC), a n o te d h o m o s e x u a l and AIDS victim has been invit­ed to speak on cam pus.

O lym pic m e d a lis t a n d AIDS p a tien t Greg Louganis will a p ­p e a r a t S te p a n to n ig h t a t 7:30.

He is s p o n s o r e d by th e S tu d en t Union B oard , S tu d en t A c tiv i t ie s , a n d S tu d e n tG overnm ent.

This follows the m ore recen t resolution passed by the A m er­ic an S o cio lo g ica l A sso c ia tio n w hich show ed the g ro u p ’s op­p o sitio n to th e p ro h ib itio n of th e u se o f c a m p u s s p a c e for GLND/SMC m eetings and denial o f r e c o g n i t io n by th eUniversity,

The p resence of the Olympic a th le te on c a m p u s d o e s no t,

how ever, indicate an increased to lerance tow ard the hom osex­ual com m unity on th e p a r t of the a d m in is tra tio n , a c co rd in g to Julie W allm an of the SUB.

T h e e v e n t w a s p la n n e d to help show th a t the s tuden ts a re concerned abou t issues such as AIDS and hom osexuality.

“We program events for s tu ­d e n ts ,” said W allm an, “not for w h a t the adm in is tra tion w an ts to se e .”

T hough L ouganis is a p p e a r ­ing on the initiative of the S tu­d en t Union B oard , GLND/SMC is very supportive of Louganis’ p resence a t N otre Dame.

“ I t d e f in i te ly r e p r e s e n t s a grow ing aw aren ess am ong s tu ­d e n ts an d s tu d e n t le a d e rs on i s s u e s o f AIDS a n d h o m o s e x u a l i ty ,” s a idGLND/SM C C o - c h a ir J o h n Blandford.

A ccording to B landford , it is th e h o p e o f GLND/SMC th a t L ouganis’ ap p e a ran c e on cam ­p u s w ill g e n e ra te d isc u ss io n s a b o u t HIV an d AIDS a n d th e u n d e r ly in g q u e s tio n s d e a lin g w ith sexuality th a t these issues initiate.

L o u g an is , w h ile s ta r r in g in “T h e Only T h in g W o rse You Could Have Told M e...,” a one- m an play dealing w ith the diffi-

see AIDS / page 4

casts doubts on Neo-DarwinismBy JAMIE HEISLERAssistant News Editor

The version of the evolution d eb a te th a t is p re se n te d daily in n ew sp ap ers , tex tbooks, and th e te le v is io n is g re a tly m is ­leading, accord ing to University of California-Berkeley law p ro ­fessor Phillip Johnson.

Johnson , a critic of the neo- D arw in is t th e o ry of evolu tion , spoke la s t n ig h t in D eB arto lo H a ll in a l e c tu r e e n t i t l e d “D arw inism on T rial ” in w hich he stressed the need for society to p e r s o n a l ly e v a lu a te th e scientific deba te on D arwinism .

“It is n e c e s sa ry a n d p ro p e r for society, as a whole, to aud it th e books of a p ro fession th a t claim s to have so m uch au th o r­ity ,” sta ted Johnson.

In o rd e r to m ake the theo ry of evolution m ore appealing to so c ie ty , a “c a r ic a tu r e o f th e evolution d e b a te ” is p re se n ted by th e m e d ia a s w e ll a s in l i te ra tu re w hich seem s to p ro ­m ote the idea th a t the belief in a divine and beneficen t C reator can be reconciled w ith the idea of evolution. “But it is not the case th a t evolution is a p rocess

th a t can be re g a rd e d as God’s w ay o f c r e a t i n g , ” s t a t e d Johnson w ho believes th a t evo­lution has been p resen ted in a m isleading m a n n er in o rd e r to garn ish m ass support.

He believes th a t th is “ca rica ­t u r e ” a l s o a s s e r t s t h r e e

unfounded claim s w hich d isto rt the percep tion of evolution and m ake it difficult to see the flaws in th e th e o r y o f e v o lu t io n . T hese claim s a re th a t evolution is “th e e x tra p o la t io n o f w h a t

see D A RW IN / page 4

Louganis

Evolution misleading

page 2 The Observer • INSIDE Tuesday, September 19, 1995

■ Inside C o l u m n

Garage days gone

forever?Back in the m id-

19 8 0 ’s w hen the gu ita rs sounded big, d isto rted an d loud, an d m en like R andy R hoads and Eddie V an H alen ru led the ea rth , th e re w as a code am ong m usicians.

In th e good old days, bu rgeon ing seventh- g rad e gu ita rists ca rried - th e ir axes and am plifiers five m iles uphill (both ways) in a driving b lizzard from th e ir hom es an d schools to th e ir gu ita r lessons.

They sp en t countless hou rs w ith th e ir gui­ta r m agazines absorb ing every no te of Yngwie M alm steen’s la test solo or holding on to the vain hope th a t they could som eday rep lica te exactly Kirk H am m ett's th u n d erin g lines from “O ne.” D iagram m ing sen tences w as fo rsaken for learn ing tab la tu re , a lg eb ra for finger-tapping , biology for th e w ah-w ah pedal.

They adm ired h ard w orking idols, gu ita r p layers w ho ded ica ted long, h a rd years of p rac tice to becom e technically proficient w iz­a rd s of the fre tboard . T here w ere gu ita rists w ho subscribed to the classical school of m usiciansh ip , those w ho pledged allegiance to the m ournfu l scales of the blues, o r those w ho p rea ch ed the gospel o f jazz . Not only could these virtuosos p o rtray a fine em otion­al ra n g e w ith th e ir m usic, b u t they w ere — r ig h t dow n th e line, from V an H alen to R hoads — firs t and forem ost good m usicians. It w as a badge of honor to have your p ee rs consider you an excellent m uscian.

Now, a d istu rb ing tren d h as em erged.M any of today’s m uscians, particu la rly gui­

ta r p layers, a re sloppy a t b es t an d seem to enjoy th a t distinction. G uitarists like H ole’s C ourtney Love , Sm ashing P um pkins’ Billy C organ, and G reen Day’s Billy Joe lead ho rd es of today’s m uscians w ho revel in th e ir lack of m uscianship . Amid out o f tune s trm o ­rnings, irrita tin g yelps and pathetic growls, these d isco rdan t six s trin g ers seem to w an t the w orld to know ju s t how bad they really a re , as if they w ere m aking som e som e so rt o f m uscia l s ta tem en t.

W hy?It’s possible th a t som e announcem ent w as

m ade, and they d idn’t tell everyone, bu t .when did it becom e a crim e to asp ire to m usica l excellence? Is it really heinous for a youngste r to w an t to play like a m aste r, like a Jim m y Page, a Eric Clapton, a B.B. King or a Pete T ow nshend? Is it sham efu l to w an t to know th e scales an d m odes an d p rogression inside and out, o r even read m usic? W here have the ded ica ted s tuden ts of m usic as an a r t form d isap p ea red to?

Do these p layers claim no influences? Did they ever p rac tice or take lessons? Do they even know how to tune th e ir in strum en ts?

T he a rg u m e n t can be m ade th a t these p lay­e rs a ttem p t toget by on em otion, b u t this c a rrie s only so far as the inaudib le clam or of th e ir am plifiers. And, besides, bands like U2 and REM have m ade ca re e rs of com bining techn ical proficiency and em otion to provide som e of today ’s m ost stunn ing m usic.

This is no t to say th a t all of today’s m u s­c ians have abandoned m usicianship. Several o f th e neo-dead bands. B etter th a n E rza and P earl Jam com e to m ind, a re a t least a ttem p tin g to ca rry m usical torches.

U nfortunately it still isn ’t enough to stop the h u n g er for the good old days. Too bad R andy Rhoads isn ’t still around.

The views expressed in the Inside Column are those o f the author and not necessarily those o f The Observer.

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I WORLD AT A GLANCE

Relief operations intensify in Virgin IslandsU.S. VIRGIN ISLANDS

M il i ta ry p la n e s d e l iv e r e d fo o d , w a te r and supplies by th e ton M onday to v ic tim s o f H u rr ic a n e M arilyn , six years to the day afte r H urricane Hugo rav ag ed the C aribbean.

C-130 cargo p la n es th u n d e re d onto th e a irs tr ip a t St. T hom as, beg inn ing th e fu ll r e l i e f e f f o r t . T h e i s l a n d ’s 51 ,000 residen ts lost w ate r, electricity a n d p h o n e s w h e n M a rily n s t r u c k S aturday .

N a tio n a l G u a rd tro o p s a n d p o lic e d ire c te d tra ff ic in C h a rlo tte A m alie , th e is la n d s ’ cap ita l, w h ere long lines form ed a t gasoline sta tions. The drive f ro m th e a i r p o r t to th e r e s o r t o f F r e n c h m a n ’s R eef, n o rm a l ly a 15- m inu te trip , took 45 m inutes Monday.

In th e i n t e r i o r , w o r k e r s c l e a r e d ro ad s of pow er lines and utility poles. A rad io s ta tion w as se t up so residen ts could leave m essages for loved ones.

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she hu n g on lines s tre tch e d ac ross h e r yard . She pointed to a pile of rubb le w ith a re frig e ra to r and d ish w ash er p ro tru d ­ing.

“W e live h ere — or we did, ” she said.H er s is te r, D onnise F redericks-N orth ,

sa id the cleanup helped keep h e r m ind off th e ir trouble.

“ All th is s tu f f w e ’r e try in g to sa v e k ee p s us b u sy ,” sh e sa id . “ But if you stop and s ta r t th inking abou t th a t n ight ... you ju s t don’t w an t to do th a t.”

T h e to ta l n u m b e r o f v ic tim s w a s n ’t im m ediately know n. A uthorities re p o r t­ed th a t b e tw e e n th re e an d six p eop le w ere killed in St. Thom as, while a hosp i­ta l w o rk e r in S t. C ro ix r e p o r te d tw o sto rm -re la ted dea th s th e re . Two people d ie d in P u e r to R ico, a n d o n e u n c o n ­firm ed fatality w as rep o rted in St. John.

M o n d a y ’s a i r l i f t in c lu d e d 3 0 0 ,0 0 0 p re p a c k a g e d m ilita ry m e a ls , d rin k in g w a te r a n d ic e , s a id J a m e s L ee W itt, d i r e c to r o f th e F e d e r a l E m e rg e n c y M anagem ent Agency.

Human rights should not be sacrificed

F inishing his A frican trip in a nation w h ere the clergy an d governm ent feud openly. Pope John Paul II told K enyan le ad e rs M onday no t to sacrifice righ ts for econom ic p rogress. The pope ca u ­t io n e d a g a in s t th e ev ils o f “ e th n ic , political an d social divisions” bedevil­ing th e nation . “ Social unity an d soli­d a r i t y a r e n o t e a s y a t th e b e s t o f tim es,” the pontiff said , stand ing beside P residen t Daniel a ra p Moi, w ho has been assailed by Kenyan bishops for co rrup tion , alleged righ ts abuses and strang ling political opposition since tak ing office in 1978. M ore th a n 5,000 people g ree ted John Paul a t the a irp o rt w hen he arrived from South A frica. A m ilitary b an d an d native d an cers w ere p a r t of the la rgest w elcom ing crow d of the th ree - n a tio n tr ip . S ecu rity fo rc es e n c irc le d th e a i rp o r t an d lined the h ighw ay into the city. The pope, who visited K enya in 1980 an d 1985, appealed for African lead e rs to “ exercise all th e ir w isdom .” He u rged them to se a rch for “ developm ent w hich is not ju s t econom ic an d m ateria l, bu t involves building a civilization of resp ec t for all of so ­ciety’s m em bers - for th e ir righ ts and freedom .”

Stephanopoulos free from chargesWASHINGTON

T h e city q u ie tly d ro p p e d c h a rg e s M onday a g a in s t W hite H ouse adv iser G eorge S tephanopou los, w ho had been accused of leaving the scene of a m inor ca r accident an d driving w ith an expired license and tags. “We took th e case, eva lua ted it and decided not to go fo rw ard w ith it,” sa id Claude Bailey, spokesm an for the city’s co rp o ra ­tio n counsel. He dec lined to a n sw e r fu r th e r q u es tio n s abou t the m a tte r. S tephanopoulos, 34, did not a p p e a r at h is co u rt a r ra ig n m e n t befo re a h e a r in g com m issioner. T he m a tte r w as w rapped up w ithin seconds. The high- level aide to P residen t Clinton w as a rre s te d Sept. 7. He w as accused of h itting the fender of a ca r park ed in front o f him as he tr ie d to pu ll h is red H onda CRX ou t of a space in fron t of a G eorgetow n re s ta u ra n t. The nex t day, S tephanopoulos sa id he h ad “b ru sh ed ” the o th e r ca r bu t h ad no t left the scene: “A bsolutely not. I never left my car. My c a r nev e r left th e p a rk in g sp a ce .” A fter M on­day’s court action, S tephanopoulos said , “ Obviously, I am gratified they d ropped the charges and I’ve renew ed my license. I’ll never le t it expire ag a in .”

Police find missing boy’s bodyCONROE, T exas

A fo rm e r p o lic e o ffic e r a c c u s e d o f k id n a p p in g h is frien d s’ 12-year-old son drew a m ap in his ja il cell th a t led officials to the boy’s body — abou t 250 m iles aw ay in an o th er s ta te , police say. The rem a in s of Sam uel McKay E verett w ere found Sunday in high w eeds off a highw ay n e a r Baton Rouge, La. He h ad been sho t tw ice. Hilton Lew is C raw fo rd , a c lose fam ily fr ie n d w hom th e boy called “Uncle Hilty,” w as charged F riday w ith ag g ra v a t­ed k idnapping. He has not adm itted to the boy’s killing or k id n a p p in g . M cKay, a s ev ery o n e ca lled th e boy, h a d b e e n s h o t in th e h e a d a n d c h e s t , s a id D r. J a m e s F re e m a n , c o ro n e r fo r Ib e rv ille P a r is h , L a., s a id . An au topsy perform ed today also show ed the bone below his le ft eye w as b ro k e n like a b o x e r’s f ra c tu re . F re e m a n said. “ He w as e ith e r h it in the face or he fell on the face. I suspect h it,” F reem an said. The co ro n er said the body w a s b a d ly d e c o m p o s e d a f t e r fiv e to s e v e n d a y s in sw am ps w here both te m p era tu re and hum idity w ere in the 90s. Carl and P aulette E verett say the ordea l began T uesday nigh t w hen they re tu rn ed hom e from an Amway m ee tin g to find th e ir only child m issing. W ithin ho u rs , they had received a ransom call from a w om an d em an d ­ing $500,000 in $100 bills, police said.

Fanny pack holsters chic in the westPHOENIX

In the Old W est, a m an w ore his six -shoo ter on his hip fo r a ll th e w o rld to se e . N o w ad ay s , m a n y m en an d w om en p refer to go arm ed discreetly, and they ’re finding w ays to pack a piece in style. In the New W est th e re a re p u rses w ith qu ick-draw gun com partm en ts, ho ls te rs d is­guised as neon-hued fanny packs, even a phony execu­tive o rg a n iz e r th a t can h ide any one of m ore th a n 80 m akes of guns. A flood of p roducts for chic sh o o te rs has h it th e m a rk e t in the year since A rizona m ade it legal for th e f irs t tim e for o rd in a ry c itizens to c a r ry co n c ea le d w eapons. Jim Eden, w ho decided to s ta r t packing a co u ­ple o f m onths ago afte r a bu llet w hizzed over h is head w hile he w as on his w ay to a business m eeting , picked up an A nytim er. The $100 ho lster looks like one of those ex e cu tiv e o rg a n iz e r n o teb o o k s. B ut in s id e is a foam - pad d ed co m p artm en t for a gun. “ I th ink it’s a g en tle ­m en ’s w ay not to be belligeren t o r ou trageous abou t c a r ­rying a gun ,” says the 62-year-old p residen t of a chem i­cal com pany. “ I t’s som eth in g you can ca rry an y w h e re w ith you.”

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Board of Governance Residence Hall Association

New organizations to follow SMC missionBy MARGARET KENSINGERNews W riter

T h e B o a rd o f G o v e rn a n c e (BOG) m et M onday afternoon to d is c u s s th e a p p ro v a l o f n ew s tu d e n t a c t iv i t i e s a t S a in t M ary’s.

T h is po licy s ta te s th a t new organ izations can be approved only if they “follow Catholic t r a ­d i t io n , th e m is s io n o f S a in t M ary’s, an d the philosophy of the Division of S tudent Affairs,” following a review by the office of S tuden t Activities.

Cathlynn Howe, Saint M ary’s C a m p u s C lub C o m m iss io n e r , said th a t clubs with con trover­sial them es, such as GLND/SMC, can only be approved “situation by situation. ”

The bo ard also d iscussed u p ­c o m in g r e n o v a t io n s fo r th e H a g g a r C ollege C e n te r . T he

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Invites the students o f the University o f Notre Dame to an information session

on careers in investment banking.

A ll undergraduates are welcome to attend.

Thursday, September 21

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Goals set for charity, eventsn ew d e c o r w ill “e n h a n c e th e sp irit of Saint M ary’s," acco rd ­ing to S tu d en t Body P res id en t S arah Sullivan. New additions include a large sc reen TV, w ith d e c o r in c lu d in g m o re S a in t M ary’s colors and m em orabilia. This new look will open to s tu ­d e n ts on Oct. 26 , a t th e Hag- g a r ’s official G rand Opening.

BOG is cu rre n tly w o rk ing to o rg a n iz e th e u p c o m in g S a in t M ary’s f re sh m a n o fficer e le c ­tions. T he b o ard will provide th e po ll w o rk e rs s u p e rv is in g nex t w eek ’s elections.

T h is y e a r , BOG c h o s e S t. M arg are t’s as it’s focus charity . E ach b o a rd m e m b e r p la n s to s p e n d tw o h o u r s a w e e k to benefit th is charity .

BOG is an o rg an iz a tio n th a t “fine tu n e s th e in s t ru m e n t o f S a in t M a ry ’s , ” a c c o r d in g to b oard m em bers.

By H EATHER CROSSNews W riter

L ast n ig h t’s R e sid e n ce H all A sso c ia tio n (RHA) m e e tin g a t Saint M ary’s se t dow n goals for sponsoring a charity and publi­c iz in g th e u p c o m in g A lcoho l A w areness W eek.

T h is y e a r , S a in t M a rg a re t’s House will be RlIA’s sponsored ch a rity . T h is ch a r ity is d e d i­c a te d to th e w e l l - b e in g o f w om en an d c h ild re n in n ee d , p ro v id in g h e a lth y food a n d a safe environm ent for those who v isit. T he RHA u n an im o u sly d e c id e d to s p o n s o r th is s a fe h o u s e , a s it r e f l e c t s S a in t M ary’s re s id e n ts’ concern w ith th e c o m m u n ity a n d w ith w om en.

T he RHA’s co n c e rn in c lu d es in te r n a l a s w e ll a s e x te r n a l needs.

T h e u p c o m in g A lc o h o l A w areness W eek will be sp o n ­s o r e d by RHA, a n d m a n y ev en ts a re p la n n e d for a s u c ­cessful w eek.

S o m e h ig h l ig h ts w ill b e a “m ocktail ” p a rty w ith non-alco­holic d rinks and a w recked ca r w h ic h w ill s i t on c a m p u s to s e r v e a s a r e m i n d e r o f th e physical effects o f alcohol. An especially to u ch in g exp ression of the harm fu l effects of alcohol will be th e w alk of b lack foot­p r i n t s , w h ic h w ill d is p la y nam es of people w ho have been p e rso n a lly affec ted by alcohol m is u s e , s u c h a s th o s e w h o have died or been in ju red in an

alcoho l-re la ted crash . S tudents w ill h a v e th e o p p o r tu n i ty to w rite nam es on these footprin ts before they a re p laced a ro u n d cam pus.

The executive bo ard of RHA, w hich is com prised of four se ­n io r s , f e e ls t h a t e v e r y th in g th e y ’re try in g to accom plish is s im p ly fo r th e go o d o f S a in t M ary’s, and m any of th is y e a r’s p la n s w o n ’t ta k e e f fe c t u n til n ex t y ea r, w hen th e se sen io rs will be gone.

“To so m e, th a t ’s n o t in s p ir ­ing ,” says RHA secre ta ry L aura R ichter, “bu t to us it’s exciting. ” Barb V anD ersarl explains: “(As seniors] w e have the know ledge an d the h in d sig h t to see w h a t n e e d s to b e c h a n g e d a n d im proved .”

Asian children forced to workBy PETER SPIELMANNAssociated Press

SYDNEYMore th an 100 million A sian

ch ild ren — som e as young as 4 — a r e fo rc e d to w o rk in a p ­palling conditions to m ake con­s u m e r p r o d u c ts fo r W e s te rn n a t io n s , a n A u s tra l ia n g ro u p charged Monday.

The A nti-Slavery Society said b e tw e en 104 m illion an d 146 million ch ildren , m ost in India, a re m aking ca r p a rts , jew elry ,

clo th ing, toys, food, firew orks, ch e m ic a ls a n d o th e r goods in sw eatshops.

“ The pun ishm en ts m eted out to these ch ildren by th e ir ow n­ers defy descrip tion , ” said Paul B ra v e n d e r-C o y le , s p o k e sm a n for the M elbourne-based group. “ T h e y h a v e b e e n b u r n e d , b r a n d e d w ith r e d - h o t i ro n s , s ta rv e d , w h ipped , ch a in ed up, ra p e d an d k ep t locked in cu p ­b oards for days on end. ”

T he society, w hich is devoted to end ing child lab o r ex p lo ita ­

tion, es tim ates th a t betw een 73 m illio n a n d 115 m illion c h i l­d r e n a r e w o rk in g in I n d ia alone.

O th e r n a t io n s c i te d by th e group as to le ra ting forced child labo r w ere N epal, B angladesh, P a k is t a n , I n d o n e s ia , C h in a , T h a ila n d , th e P h ilip p in es and Sri Lanka.

T he g ro u p ’s London affilia te coun ts 500 ,000 child slaves in P ak istan , 300,000 in India and110,000 in Nepal in the ca rp e t industry alone.

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Fri., Sept. 15th1:04 p.m . A University em ployee w as

transported to St. Jo seph Medical C enter lor treatm ent of an illness.

5 :50 p.m Security confiscated t-shirts that were being sold illegally from a visitor.

7:26 p.m . A South Bend resident w as a rrested by Security for driving while In­toxicated.

Sat., Sept. 16th3:30 a .m . An off-campus student w as

arrested by Security for driving while intox­

icated on Dorr Road.7 :30 a .m . A K eenan hall residen t re ­

ported the theft of his football ticket book and checkbook from his unlocked room.

1 0 :00 a .m . A Lewis hall re s id en t re ­ported the theft of her book bag from the Joyce Center.

10:20 a .m . Security confiscated b a se ­ball h a ts th a t w ere be ing so ld Illegally from a visitor.

Sun., Sept. 17th1:42 a .m . A Planner hall resident w as

transported to St. Jo seph Medical C enter for treatm ent of injuries sustained during a fall.

3 :10 a .m . A Zahm Hall re siden t w as t ra n s p o r te d by S e cu rity to St. J o s e p h Medical C enter for treatm ent of a lacera­tion.

1 2 :4 5 p .m . An Alumni hall re s id e n t reported the theft of this wallet from his unlocked room.

2:01 p.m . A Sorln Hall resident reported the theft of his bike from the Sorln Hall bike rack.

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ACEc o n t in u e d from p a g e 1

sions as Catholic educators.S ince th e p r o g ra m ’s b e g in ­

n in g only tw o y e a rs ago , th e n u m b e r o f p a r t i c ip a n t s h a s d o u b le d a n d is e x p e c te d to re a c h 105 nex t year. ACE has also expanded to include dioce­ses in eigh t sta te s and 17 cities. T h e s ta te s se rv e d by ACE in ­clude A labam a, F lorida, G eor­g ia , L o u is ia n a , M is s is s ip p i , N orth C arolina, South C arolina an d Oklahom a. New locations fo r th e p ro g ra m in O klahom a

an d T exas a re cu rren tly being considered.

A f te r o n ly tw o y e a r s in o p e ra t io n , th e ACE p ro g ra m h a s a lre a d y rece ived n a tio n a l a tten tio n . This m o n th ’s issue o f th e m a g a z in e O ur S u n d ay V is i to r f e a t u r e s a n a r t i c l e a b o u t th e p r o g r a m w h ic h p ra ise s the en thusiastic con tri­b u t io n o f ACE t e a c h e r s to Catholic education . Last year, ACE w as p resen ted w ith the C. A lb e r t K oob M e rit A w ard a t th e N a t io n a l C a th o lic E d u ca tio n a l A sso c ia tio n ’s a n ­n u a l convention in C incinnati. ACE is the only organ ization to rec e iv e th is h o n o r in its f irs t year o f operation .

AIDSc o n t in u e d from p a g e 1

culties o f hom osexuality , hopes to in c rease aw aren ess of AIDS an d su p p o rt for its sufferers.

H is v is i t to N o tre D am e m a r k s th e b e g in n in g o f a n a t io n w id e s p e a k in g to u r to help educate s tuden ts an d also to p ro m o te h is au tob iography , B reak ing the Surface.

G reg Louganis began diving co m p e titiv e ly a t te n y e a rs o f age. By sixteen, he had ea rn ed an Olympic silver m edal.

F o u r y e a r s l a t e r , in 1 9 8 0 , Louganis com peted in both the p la t f o r m a n d s p r in g b o a r d e v e n ts a n d b e c a m e th e f i r s t m a n in 56 y e a r s to w in tw o O ly m p ic g o ld m e d a ls in th e sam e year.

A f te r s u f f e r in g a s e r io u s

h ead injury du ring com petition in the 1988 Olympics, Louganis r e tu r n e d to w in a n d b eco m e the first m an ever to win dou­b le gold m e d a ls fo r d iv ing in two consecutive Olympics.

G reg L ougan is’ a p p e a ra n c e a t N otre Dam e is th e p roduct of th e e ffo rts o f s e v e ra l c a m p u s o rg an iz a tio n s , a n d his in sigh t on issues such as hom osexual­ity, AIDS, an d Olympic fam e is aim ed a t educating s tuden ts.

A cc o rd in g to W a llm a n , th e lec tu re rep re se n ts the fact th a t s tu d e n t sup p o rt for GLND/SMC a n d d e s i r e fo r in c r e a s e d aw aren ess is a lready there .

Darwinc o n tin u e d from p a g e 1

w e c a n s e e t o d a y ,” t h a t a ll s c ie n t is ts a g re e th a t th e e v i­dence in existence co rrobo ra tes th is v iew [th e n e o -D a rw in is t view] of evolution, an d also th a t the only d issen te rs a re Biblical fundam entalists.

A ccording to Johnson, p rom i­n e n t s c i e n t i s t s in f a c t a r e a g re e d on th e p o in t th a t th e co rrec t view of evolution is th a t N atu re is pu rpose less , an d life as we know it is not the resu lt o f a p re -e x is t in g in te llig e n c e who influenced the form ation of life, a theory has been p re se n t­ed by R ichard D aw kins as the Blind W atchm aker Thesis.

This thesis, how ever, c o n tra ­dicts any so rt of belief in God, n o t ju s t th o se held by Biblical f u n d a m e n ta l i s t s . O nce it is rea lized th a t a belief in a divine C rea to r an d a b e lie f in ev o lu ­tion can not coexist, he believes t h a t o n e m u s t e v a lu a te fo r them selves w h e th e r it is possi­b le th a t su c h co m p lex b e in g s could in fact have been crea ted by the forces of an im personal N ature.

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m ore easily see the flaws in the theory of evolution, such as the assu m p tio n th a t n a tu ra l se lec­tion h as been proven to be the s o u r c e o f a l l fo rm s o f life . Sources such as television p ro ­g ram s have seem ed to convey th e id e a th a t D a rw in ism h a s explained all o r alm ost all cases o f e v o lu tio n , b u t th e t r u th is th a t th e re a re m any gaps.

“D a rw in ism e x p la in s sm a ll d iffe rences w ith in species, b u t large scale [variations] betw een species need a d iffe ren t exp la­n a tio n ,” Johnson said.

It w as also assum ed th a t gaps in the fossil record would even­tually be filled in, bu t th a t has also n o t ye t o c c u rre d . “W hat has hap p en ed is th a t the theory [of evolution] w hich seem ed so im a g in a tiv e th a t it m u s t ho ld t r u e , c o u ld n ’t so lve a ll o f its

problem s," sa id Johnson.Society m u st th e n decide for

th e m se lv e s w h e th e r o r n o t to be liev e in ev o lu tio n o r in th e p resen ce of so rt type of divine influence.

T h e r e is no c o m p ro m is e b e tw een the tw o, acco rd in g to J o h n s o n , a n d h e d o e s n o t b e l ie v e e v o lu t io n h o ld s th e answ er.

“W h a t e v e ry o n e w a n ts to f in d is a n a l t e r n a t i v e t h a t explains everything in te rm s of n a tu ra lism . As fa r as w e can d e te r m in e fo r n o w , th e b e s t an sw er we will even get is neo- D arw inism -, it th a t is n ’t t r u e , any tru e exp lanation will have to inc lude ack n o w led g m en t o f p re-ex isting intelligence. ”

He is w illin g to g u e s s th a t “Biology of the 21st cen tu ry will w ind up m aking this m ove.”

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Facing debt, Wilson cuts campaign spendingBy JOHN KINGAssociated Press

m g in a re s tru c tu rin g likely to m ean layoffs.

W ilson o rd e re d th e ch a n g es in tw o w eekend co n v e rsa tio n s w ith Craig Fuller, his cam paign c h a irm an . In doing so, W ilson also c leared up a pow er s tru g ­gle w ithin the cam paign by giv­ing F uller c lear authority .

O ne R e p u b lic a n w ho in f o r ­m ally advises the W ilson cam p, s p e a k in g on c o n d i t io n o f anonym ity, said the cam paign ’s d eb t w as abou t $1 million. The o ffic ia l sa id A nne L eG assick ,

W ilson’s f in an ce ch a irw o m an , w as likely to be dem oted.

W ilso n s p o k e s m a n D an S ch n u r con firm ed th a t W ilson had asked Fuller to d irec t a r e ­s tru c tu rin g “ designed to b ring o u r e x p e n d itu re s in line w ith fu nd -ra is ing . ” But he sa id the review w as ju s t beg inn ing and th a t he w as n o t a w a re of any specific personnel decisions.

Ju s t last w eek, the cam paign a n n o u n c ed th a t F u lle r, a v e t­e r a n R e p u b l ic a n o p e r a t iv e , would shift from S acram ento to

W ashington. The cam paign also a n n o u n c e d th a t v e te r a n GOP operative Ja m es W ray w ould be nam ed cam paign d irec to r, also w orking out of W ashington.

The odd m an ou t in th is a r ­r a n g e m e n t is G eo rge G orton , th e long tim e W ilson s tra te g is t w ho h as th e title o f cam p aig n m a n ag e r. G orton will con tinue to se rv e in a s e n io r s tr a te g ic ro le , b u t F u lle r an d W ray a re assum ing m ost m an ag e ria l d u ­ties.

T h a t a n n o u n c e m e n t c a m e

w ithin days of W ilson’s decision to pull out of Iowa and concen­tra te on early p rim aries in New H am pshire and the N ortheast.

R iv a l c a m p a ig n s s a id th e m oves re f le c te d d is a r r a y an d d ire financial trouble w ithin the W ilson cam paign. W ilson aides d is p u te d s u c h a c c o u n ts , a n d said no layoffs w ere p lanned.

But the inform al adv iser and o th e r W ilson a id es w ho spoke on condition of anonym ity said th e la te s t r e s tr u c tu r in g likely w ould lead to som e layoffs.

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Clinton’s cross-country tour off to rocky startBy TOM RAUMAssociated Press

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c ro ss-coun try to u r got off to a rocky s ta r t M onday afte r a deal to co n v ert the Naval S h ipyard to c iv i l ia n ;use collapsed a t th e l a s t m inute.

Clinton had h o p e d to s a lu t e th e ta k e o v e r o f th e s p r a w l ­ing yard by a G erm an com ­pany as a huge job sav er, bu t the G erm an sh ipbu ilder pulled out th ree days ago.

“T here can be light a t the end of the tunnel," Clinton told local officials and business and union le a d e rs , e x p re s s in g h o p e th e project could be salvaged. Clin­ton said the federal governm ent w o u ld s ta n d by a p le d g e fo r $170 million in loan -guaran tee m oney for the conversion.

The Philadelph ia Naval Ship­yard closed on F riday, pu tting 1,900 people out of work.

C lin ton sa id c o n v e r tin g th e s h ip y a rd to c iv ilia n u se w a s “ an a p p ro p r ia te th ing for ou r country to do ... for the w o rk ­e rs w ho have given th e ir en tire lives to th is w ork .”

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Clinton and Vice P residen t A1 Gore w ere spending m ost of the w eek crisscrossing the country, hooking up for fu n d -ra ise rs in P h ila d e lp h ia , M iam i, D en v er, San Francisco and Los A ngeles a n d g o in g th e i r ow n w ay in betw een.

Clinton w as also to visit Ja c k ­sonville, Fla., Pueblo, Colo., and San Diego, while Gore had se p ­a ra te tr ip s p lanned to T am pa, Fla., and A lbuquerque, N.M.

The cam paign hoped to raise a t least $4.2 million from a s e ­ries of fund-raising d inners and lunches. T h a t w ould b rin g the c am p a ig n tre a su ry to close to $ 1 8 m il l io n by th e e n d o f S eptem ber.

D eputy C hief o f S taff H arold Ick es sa id th e c a m p a ig n w as w ell on its w ay to its goa l o f r a is in g $43 m illion , o f w h ich $13 million to $14 million would be fe d e ra l m a tch in g funds for the pre-convention period.

He sa id th a t no p re s id e n tia l c a n d id a t e “ h a s r a i s e d th is m uch m oney this quickly.”

“ W e h av e s ta r te d re la tiv e ly ea rly on o u r fu n d -ra is in g . We do n o t expect a p rim ary . T h a t is not to say we w on’t get one ,” he sa id . “ But we d o n ’t expect o n e . I f o n e c o m e s d o w n th e pike, we a re perfectly p rep a re d to take on any opponen t.”

The trip touches som e crucial s t a t e s fo r C lin to n a n d G o re . C a lifo rn ia a n d P e n n s y lv a n ia a r e m u s t-w in s t a te s fo r th e D e m o c ra t ic t i c k e t . C l in to n s t r a te g is ts th in k th e y h av e a s h o t a t F lo r id a , a n d N ew M exico a n d C o lo rado a r e th e tw o w e s te rn s ta te s w h e re th e t ic k e t is e x p e c te d to r u n th e strongest.

A day before C linton arriv ed in P h ilade lph ia , Je sse Jack so n spoke a t a n in n e r city c h u rc h an d said he m ight ru n ag a in s t th e p re s id e n t if he d o esn ’t r e ­m ain com m itted to help ing the cities and the poor.

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Experien ring the worldD r. S euss’ Oh, The Places You’ll Go! is

one of my favorite books as it speaks to my w an d erlu st s p i r i t . This w ork also a p p e a l s to m e a s a f o rm e r s tu d e n t . Unlike my law and business books, this one h as lots o f n e a t p ic tu res an d sh o rt w ords I understood the first tim e I rea d them , well, m ost o f them .

S euss’ title reso n a tes on several levels. This book I like, oh yes It’s tru e , it also rem inds m e of m any a loo. Having lived ab ro ad for several years, I have enjoyed a m ultitude of diverse p lum bing experi­en ces . One w ould th in k th a t n o th in g could be m ore u n iv e rsa l th a n going to the bath room . How m any varia tions on a th e m e ca n th e re p o ss ib ly b e? You m ight be su rp rised .

T h e B ritish love b a th s a n d d is d a in s h o w e r s . T h is s e e m s s t r a n g e fo r a n a t io n r e n o w n e d fo r i ts in c le m e n t w e a th e r . I o n ce s ta y e d a t a L ondon h o te l w h ere the b a th tu b s w ere located dow n the hall. Sure, I could have paid m o re for a p riv a te b a th ro o m , b u t th a t w ould have cu t into my pub m oney and lim ited my cu ltu ra l in teractions.

A fter com pleting m y m o r n in g :“ s w im ” in th e o v e r s iz e d tu b , I a t t e m p te d to r e t u r n to m y ro o m , b u t w a s u n a b le to do so .T h e b a th r o o m d o o r w o u ld n o t o p e n . F e e l in gfo o lish a n d a b it ----------------—............ ■■u n d e r d r e s s e d , Ib e g a n to b a n g on th e d o o r, b u t to no avail. I then noticed a doorbell-like b u t­ton n e a r the tub . F iguring it had to be th e re for som e reason , I p ressed it sev­e ra l tim es.S ho rtly th e re a f te r , a m aid a d d re sse d

m e from the o ther side of the door. 1 ex p la in e d m y p lig h t a n d sh e re le a s e d m e from m y British prison. P erh ap s this w as really a full-service hotel and I w as s u p p o se d to h a v e p re s s e d th e b u z z e r before bath ing . I guess I’ll never know.

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MichaelCloonan

W hile studying a t the London School of Econom ics, I lived in university housing in cen tra l London. The s tu d en t com plex consisted of two buildings se p a ra te d by a busy s tree t. My building contained no

sh o w e rs , only b a th - t u b s . O ne c o u ld l e a r n th e r u le s o f cricket in the tim e it to o k to fill th e tu b . T h e o th e r b u ild in g , p robably designed by s w e a ty A m e r ic a n s , c o n ta in e d a m u l t i ­tude of show ers.E a c h m o r n in g a

s m a ll p a r a d e o f s tu d e n ts d re sse d in b a th ro b e s , sw e a t­p an ts and fluffy slippers w ould trav e rse the busy in te rsec tion for a daily hosing. Traffic w ould stop as the unclean passed from w est to ea s t and the freshly la u n ­d e re d r e tu r n e d fro m th e ir sc ru b b in g bubbles.

I never though t of the ba th room as a pick-up jo in t. Before you th ink I am try ­ing to re ig n ite th e GLND/SMC d e b a te , p lease re a d on. I spen t a year a t Sydney U n iv e rs ity in A u s tr a lia . I a r r iv e d in Sydney afte r a very long flight and w ent

s tra ig h t to m y coed dorm . R ealizing I needed to freshen up, I en te red the only b a th ro o m on m y flo o r a n d b e g a n to re m o v e th e o d o r o f j e t la g f ro m m y teeth .

H a lf -w a y th r o u g h p o l i s h in g m y u p p e r s , a n a t t r a c t i v e b lo n d f e m a le en te red the b a th room , w alked p as t me a n d e n t e r e d o n e o f th e t h r e e s ta l l s im m e d ia te ly b e h in d m e . My f i r s t though t w as th a t one of us h ad to be in th e w ro n g p la ce . My se co n d th o u g h t w as sh o u ld I s tr ik e up a c o n v e rsa tio n w ith the young lady? My nex t though t w as am I violating som e A ustra lian law?

It tu rn ed out th a t Sydney U niversity is lig h t-y ears a h e ad of N otre D am e. Not only a re the dorm s coed, so a re m any of th e ba th ro o m s. T h an k goodness th e re w e re no u r in a ls , b u t on ly s ta l l s a n d e n c lo se d s h o w e rs . M any guys h av e enough difficulty using public restroom s w i th o u t w o r r y in g a b o u t c o e d s ta g e fright.

One of th e o d d es t th in g s a b o u t coed b a th ro o m s w as th e so u n d s e m a n a tin g fro m b e h in d lo c k ed s ta l l s . T h e re is m uch to be said abou t leaving things to o n e ’s im ag in a tio n (or to n o t im agin ing them a t all).

A to u r of in te rn a tio n a l la tr in es w ould not be com plete w ithout visiting the

ever-popu lar A sian toilet. T raveling by tra in th rough China w as my first in tro ­duction to th is anc ien t form of to r tu re . T hese toilets a p p e a r to be designed for b a s e b a ll c a tc h e rs . T he f irs t q u e s tio n one m ust a n sw e r is w hich w ay to face w hile squa tting over the hole.

A fter dec id ing th a t th e sm a ll ru b b e r m ats a re for your feet you m ust th en a s ­sess your ability to “tr a in -s u r f” . It is am az in g how long one can p u t off the inevitable w hile search in g for a w este rn th rone.

Before you a rg u e th a t th is topic is not ap p ro p ria te for polite conversation , first le t m e r e m in d y o u t h a t th i s is T h e O bserver, and second le t m e quote from U niversity P residen t “M onk” Malloy. At M ay’s Law School g ra d u a tio n “M onk” cu t his com m encem ent speech sh o rt by saying, “I have to go see a m an abou t a h o r s e ” . I d id n o t e v e n k n o w t h a t “M onk” w as a cowboy, m aybe we should s ta r t calling him “T ex”.

M ichael Cloonan received h is MBA and JD from Notre Dame in May.

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Tuesday, September 19, 1995 VIEWPOINT page 7

Letters to the Editor

Football fizzles without fireD ear Editor:Since the loss to N orthw estern , it has com e to

my atten tion th a t m any are questioning the con­fidence and the ta len t o f this football team . As a g rad u a te of 1994 who w ent th rough N otre Dame on an Air Force ROTC S cho la rsh ip an d as one w ho sa t th rough several h ea rtb reak in g losses, I’d like to say th a t is a bunch of bull.

F irst of all, football p layers a re here a t Notre Dame on full ride football scholarsh ips. This is a position m any of us would love to be in, bu t we w ere not b lessed w ith the physical skills. I w an t­ed to go to ND so bad ly , I took my A ir F orce scho larsh ip and the sacrifices th a t w ent w ith it: ex tra classes, leadersh ip labs, m orning PT, m ain ­ta in in g a 3 .0 GPA, and m ost o f all, fou r y ea rs owed to the Air Force. W hile our football p layers do m ak e sa c r if ic e s— th e p u b lic g la re an d the p rac tices—they get m any rew ards: a free ed u ca­tion, publicity, and a following bordering on w or­ship. All th a t is asked in re tu rn is th a t they give every th ing they’ve got on S atu rdays At the end o f ev e ry g am e , th ey sh o u ld be ab le to say to ev e ry o n e in the s ta d iu m they p layed th e b e s t they could.

As for the ta le n t an d the con fidence , th a t ’s no th ing bu t a bunch of excuses for qu itte rs . If ta len t is all th a t m atte rs , explain for m e S tanford in 1990 and 1992 and BC in 1993. W hile it m ay be tru e th a t the ta len t is not as good as in 1990, no team in college football today has th a t kind of ta len t. The ta len t we have is capable of playing w ith anybody—see FSU last year. W hat’s really m issing is th a t b u rn in g fire , the in tensity guys like Z o rich a n d Rice b ro u g h t to ev e ry gam e.W hile no o ffensive lin e m a n m ay be in A aro n T aylor’s class ta len t w ise, none of them w an t it

Life hangs in balance with drugs in hand

as bad ly e i th e r . I d o n ’t se e a lin e m a n in the g ro u p w ho w ould go out o f h is w ay to m ake a b lock like A aro n T a y lo r ’s in th e 19 9 4 C otton Bowl th a t sp ru n g Lee B ecton on a touchdow n ru n th a t tied the gam e. A lot of blam e has come Pow lus’ w ay, bu t h e ’s doing every th ing he can. He needs som e help from everyone else.

As far as confidence goes, the Irish should ju s t b e lie v e in th e m se lv e s . O ur p la y e rs w e re a ll rec ru ited for a reason . They play for the m ost s to rie d p ro g ram in college, w orld reknow n for o v e r c o m in g th e o d d s . In 1 9 1 3 , w h e n w e destroyed Army 35-13, they w ere supposed to be the g rea test, yet we som ehow won. In 1993, we played an FSU team th a t w as supposedly the best in co lleg e fo o tb a ll e v e r . W e d o m in a te d th a t gam e m ore th an the sco re ind icates because of sm a rt playing and w anting it m ore. T h a t’s w hat it all com es back to: desire .

I have alw ays been an ND fan and alw ays will be. I ju s t don ’t like w atch ing a team w hen I feel it is not pu tting ou t every th ing it has. P erhaps th e Irish sh o u ld do so m e so u l s e a rc h in g an d m aybe rev iew “R udy” to see w h a t it m e an s to play a t ND. W hen they’re finished w ith tha t, they should take a trip to the College Football Hall of Fam e to see the ND legacy they have inherited . If th ey s till d o n ’t believe in th e m se lv es , they shou ld give up th e ir spo t and le t som eone else try.

All I will ever ask is th a t ou r team be able to leave the field and look a t the Lady on the Dome an d tell H er they’ve played th e ir best and been coached the best.

BRADLEY MAHLUM1994 N D G rad u a te

Before I begin th is resp o n se te Dan O’H a r e ’s r e s p o n s e to C h ris tian e L ikely’s “t i r a d e ” , I would like to point out th a t my e - m a i l isJoseph .B .G allagher.38@ nd.edu. A n y o n e w ho w a n ts to a rg u e w ith me ab o u t my position on d r in k in g s h o u ld e - m a il m e r a th e r th a n w a s te V iew p o in t space.

A lth o u g h M r. O’H a re c o n ­d em n s Ms. Likely for b low ing th in g s o u t o f p r o p o r t i o n , it seem s as though he is the only one guilty of m isin terp reta tion .I th o u g h t h e r le tte r d id n ’t pu t down d rinkers w ith a “God-put- m e-o n -th is -ea rth -to -ju d g e a tti­tu d e”. It seem ed to me th a t she w as ju s t s ta tin g a p e rso n a l (if u n p o p u la r) cho ice of lifestyle: sobriety . W hile O’H are tells us n o t to ju d g e a n y o n e e lse , he ap p ears to be able to judge Ms. Likely ra th e r well.

By c o m p a rin g sm o k in g pot, s h o o t in g h e r o in , o r “ ta k in g sh room s" to ea tin g good food, g e ttin g a back ru b , o r te llin g jo k e s , O’H are d e m o n s tra te s a d a n g e r o u s n a iv e te to w a r d s d ru g s in g e n e ra l. F irs t o f all, th e re is no logical w ay to say th a t shooting hero in is as safe as sm oking pot. Second of all, drink ing a single can of beer or s m o k in g c e r t a in s u b s t a n c e s w on’t kill you, bu t it will im pair your ju d g m e n t and m ay possi­bly lead to h a rd e r things. These su b stan ces may not destroy our lives or kill us im m ediately, but th e y w ill in th e lo n g r u n . O’H a re a ls o s a y s t h a t th e s e substances help you feel better, but goes on to say th a t “a g rea t deal of people ”, including h im ­se lf have had the m ost fun they c a n e v e r r e m e m b e r w ith o u t alcohol. If these incredibly fun tim es can be had w ithout alco­hol, then why d rink it a t all?

Mr. O’H are says th a t he lives in a town w here nine-year-olds c a n h a v e b e e r , m o s t p e o p le have drugs, m ost people sm oke po t be fo re they d rive , an d his doors a re ra re ly locked. W hile

this unnam ed tow n m ay survive in s tea d o f co llap s in g , it is the exception th a t proves the rule. I live in a tow n w hich is m ostly d r u g - f re e , b u t I s t i l l h a v e to lock th e d o o rs to m y c a r an d my h o u se b e c a u s e it is m o re com m on for p eop le u n d e r the in fluence to do som eth ing s tu ­pid r a th e r th a n ‘le a rn to dea l w ith th ings”. In fact, I’ve found th a t my frie n d s h av e found it h a r d e r to “h a n d le s i tu a t io n s ” and to control them selves while u n d e r th e in flu e n ce o f po t o r alcohol. This is not a “tira d e ” or a “ran d o m co n d em n a tio n of a single genera l p rac tice”, this is ju s t the sim ple tru th th a t ab u s­ing drugs and alcohol a re only good fo r a s h o r t tim e . W hen th a t tim e is up, you m ust e ither get m ore of w hatever you w ere on or sink back into depression.

A lthough O’H are fau lts “peo­ple like [Likely]" for the suicide o f h is f r ie n d it s e e m s to m e th a t a lc o h o l i t s e l f m a y h a v e played a bigger p a r t th a n peo­ple seeing him as an alcoholic. I w a tc h e d on e o f m y g r a n d f a ­th e rs w ith e r aw ay b e c a u se of e m p h y s e m a , a r e s u l t o f th e sm oking hab it th a t he susta ined since he w as a teenager. One of my good friends w as killed in a head -on collision w ith a d runk driver. A lthough the d river m ay have been able to “hand le situ ­a t i o n s ” on m o s t n ig h ts , h is in a b ility to h a n d le it on th a t night caused a tragedy w hich is te a r in g b o th h is a n d th e v ic ­tim ’s fam ilies ap art.

I realize th a t both alcoholism a n d s m o k in g a r e in c re d ib ly addictive (as ev idenced by the f a c t t h a t m y g r a n d f a t h e r co u ld n ’t q u it over forty y ea rs , no m a tte r how m uch his family asked him not to). I am not con­d e m n in g M r. O’H a re fo r h is w ay o f life o r h is f r ie n d s , o r supporting C hristiane Likely for h er opinions. I’m sim ply saying th a t I ch o o se to live a life of sobriety because I don ’t w an t to d e s tro y anybody th e w ay I’ve seen alcohol destroy o th e r peo­

ple. I would give up all the good t im e s a n d b e t t e r f e e l in g s I m ight have un d er the influence of alcohol any of the cool looks I’d get as a re su lt of sm oking, th e u n b e l ie v a b le e n e rg y a n d s t r e n g th I co u ld g e t th ro u g h drugs, and all the w eekend p a r ­ties, frien d s , an d cool r e p u ta ­t io n f ro m n o w t i l l th e e n d oftim e if I could ju s t have my f r ie n d a n d m y g r a n d f a t h e r b a c k . A nd if ju s t on e p e rso n s ta y s so b e r in s te a d o f g e ttin g d runk or high for ju s t one night out of th e ir lives because of this l e t t e r , th e n I ’ll fe e l h a p p y know ing th a t 1 m ay have saved a life.

JOEY GALLAGHERAlum ni Hall

Freshman

■ Two C ents

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Constellation Taking it to the top to scope the skies

I like my job. For the la s t few sem esters, I have been a TA for Dr. T erry R ettig’s in troductory astronom y class. Most nights, our job is sim ple. My colleagues and I sit on the roof of N ieuw land, w ait for the s tuden ts to com e up, and tell them th a t it’s too cloudy to see anything. Then we go inside and play “Scorched E arth" on the com puter until Dr. Rettig com es up, a t w hich point we flip over “The Sky” softw are and p re ten d to be fascinated by som e com put­e r-g en e ra ted eclipse or som ething.

Every few w eeks or so, how ever, w e get a c lear night. As you m ay or m ay not have noticed, South Bend is not exactly blessed w ith the m ost p le a sa n t w e a th e r d u rin g the w in te r. Dr. T egler, who taugh t one section of the class la s t year, recalled a y ea r w hen th e r e w a s on ly o n e c le a r n ig h t d u r in g th e e n t i r e m o n th of N ovem ber. So on n ights w hen th e re a re lots of s ta rs , w e get a good crow d.

T h ere a re cu rren tly five TAs on call d u rin g any given school night. T here is Tony, a physics g rad u a ted s tuden t, who ju s t jo ined on . H is c u r r e n t f ie ld o f r e s e a r c h is to o c o m p lic a te d to b e expressed in English and can only be expressed in te rm s of nu m ­bers . He is responsib le for g rad in g m ost of Dr. R ettig ’s hom e- w orks, so he doesn ’t have too m uch tim e to ded icate to the a s tro n ­omy lab. The re s t of us a re seasoned ve teran s and can usually be found in the lab. Rich an d Colleen a re the two m ost sen io r m em ­b ers of th e squad . They have been up on the roof for longer than I have b een a t N otre D am e. Colleen ru n s th e help se ssions an d teaches in the lab. R ichard used to be a biology m ajor, b u t he has recen tly dropped all of his classes so he lives in the labora to ry and plays “S corched E arth ” u n in te rru p te d all day and all night, unless, o r course , Dr. Rettig com es up. Joe is a shady ch a rac te r, an d can best be described as “Irish." T here is a general consensus am ong the lab assis tan ts th a t Joe isn 't really a physics m ajor, and th a t his new ly-revived Physics Club is m erely a fron t for a m ajor CIA o p e r­ation . T h e re have b een little th in g s th a t le t us on to h is ru se . T ake the following conversation , w hich o ccu rred last week:

Joe: “Hello, Bob."Me: “Hi, Jo e .”Joe: “You know th a t bom bing in P aris th is m orning?"Me: “Y eah .”Joe :“I w as th e re .”Me: “H uh.”If it’s a really busy night, all of the TAs will be called in to work,

busy n ights a re not bad things. It is kind of fun pointing out the c o n s te l la tio n s , sh o w in g peo p le J u p i te r fo r th e f irs t tim e , a n d w ielding the pow er to pass or fail my peers (“if you go dow nsta irs and get m e a soda righ t now, you don ’t have to do th is la b ”).

Right now , we re in the m iddle of the d rea d ed “C onstellation Lab.” In th is assignm ent, the s tuden ts have until O ctober to point out all of the m ajo r fall constellations and try ing to m ake it in te r­esting. A lo t of the s tuden ts a re in th e class because they d o n ’t w an t an in tense lab. I m ean , th e re a re n ’t m any o th e r c lasses of­fered a t th is school w here you can show up for the labs reek ing of pot an d the only th ing you have to do to avoid ge tting nailed is stand dow nw ind from the teacher. N eedless to say, th e re a re a nu m b er of stu d en ts w ho really a re n ’t into the class. We try to get them m otivated by show ing them som e of the bigger telescopes, show ing them som e of the CCD im ages on the com puter, pointing the te lescopes a t C avanaugh, etc.

The astronom y lab is open every school night afte r seven to all s ta ff and s tu d en ts w ho would like to use a telescope. It’s on the roof of N ieuw land. Use the en tran ce facing La F ortune, tak e the s ta irs to the fourth floor and the door you’re looking for will be on your left. W e’ll be happy to show you around.

Bob B laskiew icz is a sophom ore in A lum ni Hall. He can be reached by E-m ail at Robert.J.B .askiewicz.l@ nd.edu. or via his homepage at: h ttp://www.nd.edu/~rblaskie/

page 8 Tuesday, September 19, 1995

A c c e n t A s k s

HoW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE SWITCH FROM

Yo-C ream to Eskimo Pie?

“I’ve seen there’s quite a lot of controversy, but Yo-Cream definitely tastes better.”

Ryan Costantini, Freshman, Morrissey

“I didn’t realize that there had been one.”

Alan Smith, Junior, Dillon

“I like Eskimo Pie better.It has a better consistency.”

Christy Smith, Freshman, Lewis

“They’re both good but Yo-Cream flavors are better.”

Angela Johnson, Freshman, Knott

“I don’t know, I don’t really eat them that much.”

Elizabeth Nagle, Freshman, Pangborn

“I don’t care about the frozen yogurt because I’d rather eat ice cream anyway.”

Kevin Haggard, Junior, Morrissey

“We like the new stuff better. It has more flavor.”

Amy Buser and David Hourigan, Badin

and Sorin Freshmen

The Observer/Brandon Candura

Yo-Creamvs.

Eskimo PieBy ASHLEIGH THOM PSONAssistant Accent Editor

C ollege life is full of u n e x ­pected trau m a. Your fam ­ily m ight forget abou t you.

Y our p ro fe sso rs m ay fail you. A n d e v e n a t N o tre D a m e , th e r e ’s no g u a ra n te e th a t th e football team is alw ays going to w in . Yet th e re is one face t of college life th a t you can really d e p e n d on: T h e D in in g H all. It’s a foundational aspec t of the c o l le g e e x p e r ie n c e , a n d a s u p se ttin g as th is th o u g h t m ay b e fo r so m e , fo r o th e r s , i t ’s so m e th in g to c lin g to . W hile sh rim p p o p p ers an d m a ca ro n i a n d ch eese com e an d go, s tu ­d en ts alw ays knew they could get a chocolate Yo-Cream cone fo r d e s s e r t . . . b e c a u s e so m e th in g s n e v e r c h a n g e . U n til now.

Y o -C re a m b r a n d f ro z e n y o g u rt, a n ad d ic tio n for som e N otre Dam e stu d en ts since the d in in g h a lls b e g a n to se rv e it f o u r y e a r s a g o , w a s j u s t r e p la c e d th is s e m e s t e r w ith E sk im o P ie f r o z e n y o g u r t . W hile no re a l co m p la in ts s u r ­faced concerning the Yo-Cream p r o d u c t , D ave P re n tk o w s k i , D ire c to r o f N o tre D am e Food S erv ices, ex p la in e d th a t every y ea r Food S ervices rev iew s its p roducts and sam ples new ones in o rd e r to be fa ir to vendors. W ith th e p r ic e o f Y o -C re a m e x p e c ted to r ise , te n d iffe ren t f ro z e n y o g u r ts w e r e te s te d . M ost non-fa t p roducts a re re la ­tively com parab le in nu tritional v a lu e a n d p r ic e , so w hy th e sw itch?

A ccording to Jill Riggs, Senior M anager of N orth D ining Hall, th e d e c is io n w a s m a d e th is s u m m e r in a t e s t k i tc h e n a t n e a r b y M o re a u S e m in a r y . P r o f e s s o r s , s t u d e n t s a n d em ployees sam pled Eskim o Pie fla v o rs o v er a p e r io d o f tim e and decided the tas te w as su p e­r io r to t h a t o f Y o -C re a m . Eskim o Pie offered low -fat and n o n -fa t N u tra S w e e t v a r ie tie s , a n d s ig n s a n d c h a r t s w e re th r o w n in to th e p a c k a g e a s well. In o rd er to sign a con tract w ith th e u n iv e rs ity , h o w ev e r,

Eskim o Pie h a d to p ro m ise to fo rm u la te a v a r ie ty o f f lav o rs for s tuden ts. W hile those a re in the p rocess of being developed, Y o-C ream will be se rv e d un til the rem ain in g supply ru n s out. It’s too soon for num erical d a ta to re flec t the p opu la rity o f the new product.

S tudent opinions, on the o ther hand , a re rap id ly being form ed. Most seem to p refer the Eskimo Pie, even th o u g h p e rh a p s it is th e n e w s t ig m a a n d n o t th e ta s te th a t h a s m a d e up th e ir m inds. Knott Sophom ore Ingrid Soens com m ented, “I never ate frozen yogurt until th is year. I tried Yo-Cream , bu t I h a ted the id e a t h a t e v e ry g ir l a te lik e t h r e e c o n e s fo r e a c h m e a l b e c a u se it w as fa t- f re e . T his new stu ff d o esn ’t have a r e p u ­ta tio n yet, so I e a t i t .” S teve M arshall w ould have to ag ree . “T h e E sk im o P ie d o e s t a s t e richer, b u t Yo-Cream w as such a jo k e anyw ay. Before I even g o t to s c h o o l, m y F re s h m e n O rien ta tio n p a c k e t w a rn e d us a b o u t th e p e r c e p t io n o f Yo- C re a m o n c a m p u s a n d h o w every g irl w as su p p o sed to be addicted to it by C hristm as, ” he explained.

'he Eskimo Pie does taste richer,

but Yo-Cream was such a joke anyway. Before I even got to school, my Freshmen Orientation packet warned us about the perception of Yo-Cream on campus and how every girl was supposed to be addict­ed to it by Christmas.’

S te v e M a rsh a ll

M any s tu d e n t s b e l ie v e th e new b ran d nam e con tribu tes to its a p p e a l. W hile E sk im o Pie so u n d s like a le g itim ate p ro d ­uct, the nam e Yo-Cream evoked im ages of yet an o th e r in te re s t­ing d ining hall creation to some.

Few m ay a rg u e th a t Yo-Cream a t N o tre D am e w a s a n y th in g m ore th a n a cult food. P h rases like “Yo to Go,” “Yo Q ueen ” or even an occasional “Yo M am a” could be h ea rd daily. Yo-Cream has insp ired such creative con­c o c tio n s a s O reo -Y o s h a k e s , b a n a n a s p li ts , m ix tu re s w ith ce rea l or fru its, and even do-it- y o u rs e lf f ro z e n y o g u r t cook ie s a n d w ic h e s . A nd le a v e i t to N otre D am e stu d en ts to th ink of giving up Yo-Cream for Lent.

A side from av o id in g v ic ious Yo-Cream prejud ice, it m ay not seem as though the decision to sw itch frozen yogurt com panies is t h a t b ig o f a d e a l . T h in k a g a in . W hile c o n tra c t a g r e e ­m e n ts p re v e n t th e P u rc h a s in g M anager for N otre D am e Food Services from disclosing ex a c t­ly how m uch Eskim o Pie costs, Dave C rim m ins e s tim a te s th a t th e u n iv e rs i ty s p e n d s a lm o s t $ 1 0 0 ,0 0 0 p e r y e a r on f ro z e n yogurt alone. D ata from Riggs a n d som e qu ick m a th re v e a ls th a t d u r in g th e f i r s t w e e k of c la s se s th is y e a r , 95 c a se s o f frozen yogurt w ere used. Using both Yo-Cream and Eskim o Pie b r a n d s , th a t m e a n s a p p r o x i ­m ately one thousand gallons, or128.000 fluid ounces, of frozen y o g u r t c o n s u m e d . T h a t ’s3 2 .0 0 0 4 -o z . c o n e s . J u s t fo r N orth Dining Hall in one w eek. G ra n te d , y o g u rt c o n s u m p tio n d e c re a s e s w h en th e te m p e r a ­tu re d ro p s an d few er s tu d e n ts e a t in th e d in in g h a l l s , b u t D o m ers m u s t s ti l l r e a l ly lik e the ir frozen yogurt.

D espite the m in i-controversy , m o s t p e o p le p r o b a b ly w o n ’t even be ab le to tell th e d iffe r­ence, especially w ith the crazy to p p in g te c h n iq u e s m a n y s tu ­d en ts use . The fou n d atio n s of th e u n iv e r s i ty w ill p r o b a b ly r e m a in in t a c t , a n d f r o z e n yogurt ju n k ie s can still re ly on an afte r d inner trea t. But if you th ink you’re suffering from Yo- C ream w ithd raw al and th e c ri­sis ho t line is busy, you m igh t b e a b le to f in d s o la c e a t th e H uddle w hile you fill out those blue com m ent card s. It seem s as if Eskim o Pie will be a round fo r a w h ile , a n d t h a t m e a n s plenty of tim e to form som e new addictions.

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The Inside Scoop

Although South Dining Hall has only been offering the vanilla and chocolate varieties of Eskimo Pie frozen yogurt, students can expect the arrival of some newly developed flavors. Data from the first week of school showed that SDH served approximately 1200 students at breakfast, 2800 students at lunch, and 2300 stu­dents at dinner.

During the first week of school, N orth Dining Hall served over 30,000 cones of Yo- Cream. NDH has seen an increase in meals served this year due to more off-campus resi­dents eating on campus, serving about 1600 students at breakfast, 3200 students at lunch, and 3000 students at dinner.

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■ M e d ic a l M in u te

Testosterone:A F em ale ’s Friend or

Foe?By LIZA NYKIELAccent M edical Correspondent

D id you ever w onder why m en an d w om en a re so d ifferen t? W hy is it th a t guys som etim es (not always) ju s t get those tricky m ath p ro b ­

lem s, w h erea s w om en tend to excel in the a r ts and m usic? Why is it th a t m e n ’s chests a re h a ir ie r or b ro a d e r th a n w om en’s? W hy a re w om en’s hips p lagued w ith being n a tu ra lly w ider?

W e all s ta r t out looking the sam e in th e w om b, so why is it th a t my fem ale room m ate doesn ’t resem ble Arnold S chw arzenegger? One an sw e r to all these questions m ay lie in a horm one th a t, qu ite innocen t­ly, floats a ro u n d in m en ’s blood an d m akes the ir bodies do som e ra th e r in te resting tilings. T h a t h o r­m one, the possible source of m any w om en’s p ro b ­lem s, is testoste rone.

M olecularly speaking, the horm one testo ste rone looks very sim ilar to th e cholestero l m olecule, from w hich it is derived. In a ra th e r com plex cascade of events, the cholestero l m olecule is chem ically a lte red in a varie ty of w ays to p roduce testo ste rone , as well as es trogen an d p rogeste rone, the horm ones th a t, equally innocently , float a ro u n d in a w om en’s blood and m akes th e ir bodies do som e ra th e r in te r ­esting th ings too. W hen w e w ere a m ere six w eeks old in o u r m o th e rs’ w om bs, w e all physically ap p e a red the sam e, even though the to-be-m ale em bryos w ere ca rry ing one X and one Y chrom o­som es, w h erea s the to -be-fem ale em bryos w ere c a r ­ry ing two X chrom osom es. In the seventh w eek of developm ent, a sm all section on th a t little Y ch ro ­m osom e called the sex-de term in ing-reg ion stim u­la tes th e production of a p ro te in called the HY-anti- gen.

This p ro te in then beg ins to change the gen ita l tis­sue in to te stes, w hich in tu rn s ta r t p roducing the m ighty testoste rone. W ithout the p resence of te s to s­te rone , th e X X -carrying em bryos, a lm ost by default, (no offense, ladies) s ta r t developing into fem ales .At b irth , the production of te s to ste ro n e in m ales stops un til they re a c h puberty .

Betw een the ages of ten and fourteen , for rea so n s scien tists have yet to rea lly explain , th e production of te s to ste ro n e s ta r ts to skyrocket. It is du rin g those p rec ious days of puberty (w hen you can alm ost sm ell the te sto ste ro n e in the air) th a t the secondary sex ch a rac te ris tic s develop in m ales. This horm one induces new p a tte rn s of h a ir grow th, giving rise to chest an d facial ha ir. The vocal cords th icken , and a s a resu lt, the voice becom es deeper. (M akes you w o n d er how thick M ichael Jack so n ’s co rds a re , now do esn ’t it?)

By stim ula ting the p ro te in fibers th a t m ake up m uscles, high levels o f te sto ste rone also inc rease m uscle m ass in boys, resu lting in m e n ’s b ro ad e r chest and la rg e r legs. Most im portan tly , (from a rep roductive s tandpo in t, th a t is) te s to ste ro n e p ro ­m otes grow th of the te ste s an d associa ted organs. S perm atogenesis, a fancy w ord for the production of sperm , in c reases trem endously a t p u b erty as well. C astration , a sim ilarly fancy w ord for the rem oval of the te stes, re su lts in d ecreased levels o f te s to ste rone an d the absence of developm ent of the afo rem en ­tioned secondary sexual ch arac teris tics . W ith this in form ation in m ind, one h as to w onder w h e th e r P at from S atu rday N ight Live ju s t m ight have been a eunuch .

A lthough the m ajority o f effects th a t testoste rone, causes affect sexual ch arac teris tics , th e re a re som e non -reproductive resu lts o f inc reased levels o f this horm one. T he production of red blood cells, the cells in the blood w hich tra n sp o rt oxygen, is p ro ­m oted by testo ste rone, w hich co rre la te s w ith the h igher oxygen-carry ing capacity to m eet a m a le ’s la rg e r m uscle capacity . In an im als, te s to ste ro n e has been show n to be responsib le for in c reased ag g res­sion, w h ereas in hum ans, re se a rc h e rs a re finding only co rre la tions. F or instance, am ong the p o p u la­tion of m ale p rison in m ates, the h igher the adu lt levels o f testo ste rone , the e a rlie r the age of the ir first a rre s t. M ore crim es a re com m itted by m en a t the age w hen te sto ste ro n e levels a re th e ir h ighest. As m en age, th e ir te s to ste ro n e levels d ec rease , and a t the age of approxim ately sixty, levels a re com pa­rab le to th a t o f a n ine y ea r old ( so m uch for th a t m ale ego). Ironically, as w om en age, th e ir levels o f sex horm ones in c rease , w hich often leads to deeper, husky voices.

Liza N ykiel is a senior biology major planning on attending medical school next fall. She has volun­teered in various hospitals and last sum m er worked in a health clinic in Lake County. Illinois.

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S p ir itu a l opportu n ities in th e J lo ly tS a n d te m p e re d

£ y p o litic a l ten sion re s u lt in c u ltu ra lly y r a tify in y

experien ce fo r stu den ts

Tuesday, September 19, 199

By BRIAN MOLINAROAccent W riter

6 X 4 T e w ere a very close- % / % / k n it g r o u p ,” s ta te s V V A liso n F o g a r ty , a

th e o lo g y s tu d e n t , w h o is r e t u r n i n g th is s e m e s t e r to N otre Dam e afte r studying last sem este r in Jerusa lem .

Alison is one of fourteen s tu ­d en ts w ho sp e n t la s t se m es te r s tu d y in g a t N o tre D a m e ’s In terna tional Study P rogram in Je ru sa le m , w hich is located a t th e E c u m e n ic a l I n s t i tu te fo r T heo log ica l S tud ies a t T an tu r, on a hilltop on the ou tsk irts of Je ru sa lem . During th e ir stay in T a n tu r , th e fo u rte e n s tu d e n ts w ere ab le to visit m any of the p laces, such as B ethlehem and G a li le e , w h ic h w e re s i te s o f m a n y of th e h is to ric re lig io u s events docum ented in the Bible.

“It gave you a feeling w hich is h a rd to d e s c r ib e ,” says S a ra h G ranger, an o th er Theology s tu ­d e n t in J e ru s a le m , “to kn o w th a t you a re visiting the places th a t Je su s an d o th e r Bible fig­u re s lived and struggled in .”

M any o f th e o th e r s tu d e n ts

e x p r e s s e d th e s a m e ty p e o f a m b ig u i ty w h e n it c a m e to d e s c r ib in g th e i r e x p e r ie n c e s and feelings abou t th e ir stay at th e E c u m e n ic a l I n s t i t u t e . How ever, not all o f th e ir expe­rien ces w ere re s tr ic ted to holy places. The stu d en ts expressed a s e n s e o f e x c i te m e n t w h e n they ta lked abou t th e chance to le a rn ab o u t a d iffe ren t cu ltu re in a n o th e r p a r t o f th e w orld . W hat played a sign ifican t p a r t in the process of learn ing abou t an o th e r cu ltu re w as the politi­c a l s t r i f e w h ic h is c u r r e n t ly go ing on in J e ru sa le m an d its su rro u n d in g lands.

“I can n o t rea lly describ e the te n s io n ,” s ta te s g ra d u a te s tu ­d en t C h andra Joh n so n , w ho is re fe rr in g to the c u r re n t po liti­cal s ituation in th a t a re a of the w o r ld . O th e r s tu d e n t s d e s c r ib e d th e s t r u g g le fo r p o w e r b e tw e e n th a t I s r a e l is and A rabs as “a rea l eye-open­e r . ” S e v e ra l s tu d e n ts ta lk e d a b o u t th e d isb e lie f c a u se d by actually w itnessing people hav ­in g to liv e u n d e r a m i l i ta r y force th a t is doing little to ease th e p a in of its c itizens. O ther stu d e n ts spoke of th e fact th a t

th e y w e r e n o t p e r m i t t e d to le a v e th e c a m p u s a lo n e , a n d h a d to ch e ck w ith th e schoo l b e fo re th e y w e n t a n y w h e re ; they w ould be in s tru c ted w hat they should an d should no t do in c e r ta in a re a s o f J e ru sa le m and o th e r local a reas . The s tu ­d en ts w ere n o t lim ited to d is ­covering the effects of the polit­ical conflicts on th e ir ow n. A course w hich they all took w as b ased upon the p re se n t po liti­ca l s itu a tio n in th e a re a , an d this class seem ed to be enjoyed by ju s t abou t all. T hrough this learn in g atm osphere , they w ere a b le to u s e th e k n o w le d g e le a rn ed in class and apply it to th e ir im m ediate s ituations o u t­side the classroom .

D espite the tension caused by politics, the s tu d en ts tho rough ­ly enjoyed experiencing the dif­f e r e n c e s f ro m th e A m e r ic a n c u l tu r e . “E x c h a n g in g id e a s abou t one’s cu ltu re w as one of the best p a r ts abou t my experi­ences in Je ru sa le m . ” exclaim s S a r a h G r a n g e r w h e n a s k e d w h a t sh e en joyed m ost a b o u t h e r stay ab road . Several of the o th e r s tu d e n ts e x p re s s e d th e sam e feeling. T hey also com ­

Photo courtesy of Kathleen Dolan

m ented grea tly on the fact th a t it w as not ju s t one cu ltu re they w ere discovering, b u t several a t o n c e . In J e r u s a le m a n d th e outlying a re a s exist Israelis and A rabs, who a re b roken up into se v e ra l re lig io n s w ith d is tin c ­tive id e as a b o u t d iffe ren t to p ­ics. A lthough A m erica also has se v e ra l d iffe re n t c u ltu re s , the d iffe ren t cu ltu res in Je ru sa lem “w ere m uch m ore d istinct and proud of being th a t w ay ,” sta te s C handra Johnson.

Due to all o f th e se d iffe r in g c u l tu r e s a n d p o l i t ic a l s i t u a ­tions, the group becam e a tigh t bunch th a t w as able to ex p e ri­ence to g e th er not only a d iffe r­en t p a r t o f th e w orld, b u t also a d ifferen t p a r t of h istory, a s they lived fo r five m o n th s to g e th e r in a p lace th a t p rov ided th em w ith m e m o r ie s w h ic h w ill r e m a in w ith th e m f o r e v e r . . . a n d m ig h t ev en c h a n g e th e ir own w ays of viewing things.

S tu d e n ts lose th e ir m isy io in ys w ith th e

en ch a n tm en t a n d h e a u ty o f th e is la n d c o u n try

Notre Dame students Bridget Lustig, Dan Olsen, and Mark Espaiza in Nagoya, Japan.

By MICHAEL PETRICHAccent W riter

A b o u t a y e a r ago a t th is tim e , th re e N otre D am e s tu d e n ts v e n tu re d ou t of

the sh e lte red lifestyle o f college in to th e f a s t-p a c e d a n d o ften h e c t ic a tm o s p h e re o f J a p a n . A c c o m p a n ie d o n ly by th e i r advisor, F a th e r R ichard Szippl, t h r e e c o m p le te s t r a n g e r s — sen io rs Bridget Lustig an d M arc E spaiza and ju n io r Dan Olsen— b e g a n an ex p e rien ce th a t w as to greatly affect the re s t of the ir lives.

T h e J a p a n I n t e r n a t io n a l S tu d y A b ro a d P r o g r a m is a y ea r-lo n g jo u rn e y w hich tak es s tu d e n ts to N anzan U niversity, lo c a te d in N agoya , th e th ird - la rg e s t city in Ja p a n . S p u rred by th e m e d ia ’s p o r t r a y a l o f Tokyo, all of Ja p a n is com monly though t of as overcrow ded and som ew hat com puter-contro lled . H o w e v e r , a n o t h e r s id e o f J a p a n — o n e d o m in a te d by b ea u ty an d se re n ity —w as also u n co v e red , c re a tin g a su itab le b a la n c e fo r th e s tu d e n ts w ho crossed the Pacific to lea rn , to

e d u c a te , to live , to love, an d m o st im p o r ta n tly , to u n c o v e r th e ir own m ean ing in life.

T he J a p a n P ro g ra m is n o t m a d e up only o f N o tre D am e studen ts. S tuden ts from over 38 d iffe ren t nations, ran g in g from C hina to Z im babw e, co m p rise the 180 stu d en ts w ho infiltra te the N anzan cam pus in an effort to d e c ip h e r th e e n ig m a o f Jap an . A lthough th e m ajority of th e se s tu d e n ts chose to resid e in “T h e R a in b o w H o u s e ” , a com plex w h ich re se m b le s th e dorm s tru c tu re of college, they a lso h a d th e o p tio n o f liv in g w ith a host fam ily du ring the ir y e a r in J a p a n . “Living w ith a host family w as one of the best e x p e r ie n c e s o f m y life . T hey tre a te d m e very well, especially w ith th o s e J a p a n e s e d in n e rs they cooked for m e,” Dan Olsen said of his “fam ily.”

Speaking of food, one aspec t th a t l in g e re d in th e m in d s of the s tuden ts w as the h o rro r sto ­r i e s t h a t e a c h h a d b e c o m e ac cu s to m ed to h e a r in g befo re th e ir d ep a rtu re . “T he Ja p an e se fo o d w a s g o o d ,” s a id M a rc Espaiza, “bu t I a te a lot of fast food .” D espite a n effo rt to get

aw ay from the A m erican w ay of life, s tu d e n ts could n o t escape th e c la w s o f M c D o n a ld ’s, Subw ay, an d Pizza Hut. “They w e re e v e ry w h e re ,” ex c la im ed Bridget Lustig.

D e s p i te th e t im e s p e n t ex p lo rin g J a p a n , th e s tu d e n ts also found tim e to fit in a few c lasses. Yes, th a t ’s r ig h t...th ey d id s tu d y ! G e a re d to w a r d m ajo rs in the a r ts and sciences a s w e ll a s b u s in e s s , th e s tu ­d en ts a t N an zan U niversity , a C atholic in s titu tio n founded in 1 9 4 9 , ta k e a n in te n s iv e 10- c r e d i t J a p a n e s e l a n g u a g e course. They also take th ree to fo u r o th e r c o u r s e s , r a n g in g from b u s in e s s to fo lk lo re . All professors speak English.

B ecause of the fact th a t the country of Ja p a n is a very sm all is lan d , it is very ac cessib le to e v e n th e m o s t c o n f u s e d A m erican . A p o p u la r p lace for s tu d e n t s to v e n t u r e to w a s Tokyo, th e m ost p opu lous city p e r s q u a re m ile in th e w orld , w h ich can be r e a c h e d by th e B ullet T ra in in a b o u t an h o u r and a half. W hile in Tokyo, con­certs w ere a popular attraction . Acts such as Pearl Jam , Sheryl C ro w , G re e n D ay a n d th e B e a s tie Boys e n t e r ta in e d th e thousands in Tokyo. If a trip to Tokyo w as not on the schedule for the evening, the th re e s tu ­den ts ven tu red to the local b ars of N agoya for a re lax in g n igh t of d rinking. “Most of th e tim e, w e w e n t to th e b a r s m o re g e a r e d to w a rd s f o r e ig n e r s ,” said Dan Olsen.

One of the facets th a t over­took the s tu d en ts on th e ir first day in Ja p a n w as the high cost o f living w hich encom passes the island. On th e ir first trip to the b a r s , th e y w e re d ism a y e d to d iscover th a t a p itch er of beer cost $15! “It w as expensive, bu t th e re w e re p le n ty o f w ays to e a rn ex tra cash ,” Bridget Lustig rem arked .

A m o n g th o s e w a y s w a s teach ing local s tuden ts to speak E ng lish . “E veryone w a n te d to l e a r n E n g lis h . I w o u ld e a r n anyw here from 30 to 70 dollars an hour teach ing the Ja p an e se people E nglish ,” Lustig co n tin ­ued. The Ja p an e se people w ere so in aw e o f f o r e ig n e r s th a t m any of the s tu d en ts w ere com ­m only asked for an au tog raph . In the sm all village of T ak a ta , an elderly m an w as so shocked to see A m ericans th a t he fell of his bike a t the sight of the s tu ­dents.

tT A esp ite the mJ harshness of

Japan, I got used to living there by about November, and I enjoyed it ever since.’

B rid g e t L ustig

Ju s t a s college ta k es tim e to becom e accustom ed to, one can only im agine how it felt to live in a fo re ign coun try w ith only s l ig h t k n o w le d g e o f th e l a n ­g u a g e . S e p a r a te d f ro m th e i r ho m es by a n im m en se o cean , the s tu d e n ts w ere th ro w n into a n e n v i ro n m e n t th a t h a d no re la tion to th e ir A m erican way o f life . “I th in k th a t J a p a n is p ro b a b ly o n e o f th e h a r d e s t co u n tries to ge t u sed to in the w o r l d ,” s a id O lse n . W h ile Espaiza h ad re la tives w ho lived in Ja p a n an d w as alm ost fluent in th e l a n g u a g e , O lse n a n d L u s tig h a d j u s t o n e y e a r o f Ja p an e se on th e ir records.

“Living in Ja p an , it forces you to b e c o m e f lu e n t v e ry f a s t . T ow ards the end of my year, I had a p re tty good know ledge of th e J a p a n e s e la n g u a g e ,” sa id

Lustig. As well as the language b a r r ie r , s tu d e n ts a lso h a d to deal w ith the clim ate, a lthough they had the difficult w in te rs of South Bend in th e ir experience. T he s tu d en ts w en t th ro u g h sev­e ra l typhoons w hile living in the p o rt city of Nagoya, a s w ell as th e in fa m o u s 7 .4 e a r th q u a k e w h ich s tru c k J a p a n . “D esp ite th e h a r s h n e s s of J a p a n , I go t u se d to liv ing th e re by a b o u t N ovem ber, and I enjoyed it ever s ince ,” Lustig rem ark ed .

A s th e m o n th o f M ay app roached and the end of the p ro g ram drew n ea r , tho u g h ts of le av in g su c h a m a g ic a l p la c e began to e n te r into the m inds of th e th re e D om ers, w ho b e g a n t h e i r jo u r n e y a s c o m p le te s tra n g e rs an d fin ished as b e s t I friends.

“Ja p a n becam e like hom e to m e. I knew I w as going to m iss a l l th e f r i e n d s I h a d m a d e , e s p e c ia l ly th e fa m ily I h a d stayed w ith for the y e a r ,” sa id Olsen.

W h a t w a s so s p e c ia l a b o u t th e p r o g r a m w a s t h a t i t en a b le d th e s tu d e n ts to fam il­iarize them selves w ith living in an un fam iliar p lace ...and all of th em w an t to do it aga in . T he e x p e r ie n c e in J a p a n w a s so beneficial th a t it drove the s tu ­d e n ts to w a n t to w o rk in th e is la n d n a t io n so m e d a y . “T h e p r o g r a m r e a l ly h e lp e d m e u n d e rs ta n d w h a t I w a n t to do w ith my life. I w an t to w ork in J a p a n fo r a b o u t five to e ig h t y ea rs ,” said Lustig.

Despite the ea rth q u ak e s an d ty p h o o n s , la n g u a g e b a r r i e r s a n d u n f a m i l i a r i t y , J a p a n becam e an in teg ral p a r t of t h e l l iv e s o f t h r e e s tu d e n t s w h o H c o u ra g e o u s ly e n te re d in to a n l u n k n o w n e n v iro n m e n t. T h e y J th re w as id e th e ir s t e r e o t y p e s * and inhibitions to pull t o g e t h e r ! as friends, and to thrive in w h a t ! becam e the finest experience o f l th e ir lives.

Tuesday, September 19, 1995 The Observer • SPORTS page 11

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Found-Set of Keys by Admin. Building. Running Shoe Key Chain.Chris x1899

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TRADE — 2 BC/Vandblt GAs for 2 USC/Texas GAs — Call 219-273- 8379

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FOR SALE: 2 TEXAS GA. CALL (317) 685-1803 AND LEAVE OFFER AND PHONE #.

FOR SALE TEXAS STUD TIX SOME MARRIED 2718154

NEED-MANY, MANY G.A.'S AND STUDENT TIX. FOR THE B.C. GAME. AND, EXTRA TICKET BOOKS WANTED. CALL US 273-5953.

Central OH ND Alum living in Atlanta, GA needs tix for ND-OSU. Will pay top DOLLAR or trade lodg­ing and/or tix for '96 Olympics. Call 404-451-4069 or 404-813-6073.

N eed 2 T exas Tickets — Student or GA. Call John at x1694

! @ #$%*&*()_+{)}{<>■«• Jf& A%$# @ I

Dave Thinks he has a chance at getting two tickets (GAs or student) for his parents for T exas. W e say no way.

If you want to prove us wrong call him a t 219-634-3593 and m ake him an offer. He is despera te for tix (as well a s other things). He will do anything for them (did we mention he is in Glee Club?).

We know he has no chance, but prove us wrong and he will...

I @ ##$%A&*()_+{}:"<>?! @ #$%*&*()

Married Std Tix Booklets for Sale273-3166

NEED TEXAS GA OR STUDENT TICKET, NICK @ 232-1726

NEED 2 TEXAS GAS! PLEASE CALL MICHELLE - X4530

N eed Texas Stud & Ga Tix Eric 233-4435

N eed UW tix: 273-9730

NEED 2 BC GA'S. WILL PAY $$$$ CALL JAMIE 271-8662

I NEED A TEXAS GA. PLEASE CALL TRICIA

@ 273-9840

4-SALE " 4-SALE " 4-SALE 2 TEXAS GAs 50YD (SEC 9) Leave m sg 239-3975

NEEDED: TEXA$ GA's call 273-9710

NEED TEXAS TIX yes I do

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Sale:2 se ts of married student tickest. 273-1997

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FOR SALE 1 student ticket book 287-6504 10:00pm -11:30pm

Married Student Tickets For Sale. Call 277-4314 or leave m essage.

Parents Coming!Need 2 GA's to Texas Call Larry 634-4540

Need TX STUD TIX bad!!! N eed 2 WA GA's too. Jo sh @ 273-2938.

NEED 4 TEXAS TIX Student or G A's

$$$$Call Tony @ 3530

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page 12 The Observer • SPORTS Tuesday, September 19, 1995

Women Defense dominates openers

w o m e n s rPOWER1.) Lyons (1-0)2.) Pangborn (1-0)3.) Off Campus (1-0)4.) Lewis (1-0)5.) P.W. (1-0)6.) RE. (0-0)7.) Walsh (1-0)8.) Siegfried (0-1)9.) Howard (0-1)10.) B.P, (0-1)11.) Badin (0-0)12.) Cavanaugh (0-1)13.) Farley (0-1)14.) Knott (0-1)

Player of the WeekKelly McMahon P.W.

The Sophmore tailback scored a pai of touchdowns and added some key blocks in P.W.'s 22-0 win over Knott.

c o n tin u e d from p a g e 16

B reen Phillips to e a rn the win.Lyons b roke th ro u g h on th e ir

second possession of the gam e. Julie Byrd h it Jenny Layden on a 3 5-yard p ass th a t drove them dow n to th e o n e , w h e re th ey p u s h e d i t in a p la y l a t e r . Lyons o p en ed th e seco n d h a lf w ith a n o th e r r u s h in g to u c h ­dow n to open a 12-0 lead.

B re e n P h illip s h a d t ro u b le g a in in g y a r d a g e a g a in s t th e stingy Lyons d e fe n se b u t w as ab le to m u s te r a la te second - h a l f d r iv e . A h itc h a n d p itc h p a s s p lay gave th e B a n sh e e s f ir s t dow n a t th e Lyons o n e- y ard line, and they w ere able to pu sh it in.

W alsh 7 H ow ard 0 In the second half, W alsh

w a s a b le to c a p i t a l i z e on a H ow ard p ass-in te rfe ren ce call, g iv in g th e m th e b a l l a t th e D u c k s ’ f o u r - y a r d lin e . T h ey sc o re d th e only to u ch d o w n of th e g a m e on a f la t p a s s tw o plays la ter.

W a lsh w as c lo se to s c o rin g early in the gam e w ith ta len t­e d r e c e iv e r s l ik e L uz R odriguez, b u t th ey w ere n o t able to com plete th a t one pass.

By KATHLEEN LOPEZSports W riter

T he w o m en ’s in te rh a ll foo t­b a l l s e a s o n k ic k e d o ff w ith th re e shu tou ts, as Off-Campus, P asq u erilla W est W easels, and Lewis b lanked the opposition.

O ff-C a m p u s o v e r p o w e r e d F a rley ’s F inest an d k ep t th em off o f th e sc o re b o a rd , as they w on 20-0.

The first h a lf w as highlighted w ith n ice defensive e ffo rts by F a r le y , b u t th e o ffen se cou ld n o t c a p ita liz e a n d w e n t in a t the h a lf dow n by 12.

O ff-C am p u s c a m e in to th e second h a lf fired up an d scored th e ir th ird and deciding touch ­dow n off an in te rc e p te d pass. O ff-C am pus r a n in th e e x t r a p o in t a n d f in is h e d th e g a m e strong.

“We had b reak-dow ns in our c o v e r a g e t h a t a l lo w e d b ig p lays to h a p p e n ,” sa id F arley c o a c h J o h n T u c k e r . “T h e y really did not ru n all over u s .”

O ff-C am p u s c a p ta in C h a ro G onzalez ad d ed , “O ur defense is look ing re a lly s tro n g . O ur o ffe n se re a lly c a m e to g e th e r too. We a re looking to do well

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The P asquerilla W est W easels s ta r te d off the seaso n strongly by com ing o u t an d sco rin g on t h e i r f i r s t o f fe n s iv e d r iv e . T h e y r a n th e r e v e r s e a n d foo led th e A n g e ls ’ d e fe n se to p u t s ix p o in ts on th e b o a rd . T h e A n g e ls s to p p e d th e W easels on the ex tra po in t a t ­tem pt.

F or a w hile th e co m p etitio n w as close, b u t the W easels kept adding on the points in the sec­ond ha lf. T he W e a se ls ’ Kelly M c M ah o n a d d e d th e n e x t touchdow n w ith h e r ca tch and ru n dow n the side line deep in th e A n g e ls ’ t e r r i t o r y . T h e W e a s e ls r a n th e o p tio n a n d scored an o th e r six points.

“Kelly p layed well. She had som e g rea t blocking and excel­len t execution on the offensive s i d e , ” W e a s e ls c o a c h M a tt

Hynes sa id of M cM ahon’s p e r ­f o r m a n c e . “I n d iv id u a ls d id g o o d , b u t th e t e a m p la y e d w ell.”

Lewis 13 S iegfried 0T he m atch -up betw een these

tw o w as a little b it m o re c o n ­tested th an the previous tw o, as the action w en t back an d forth .

Finally, the gam e broke open on a b o g g le d p u n t by th e S lam m ers’ p u n te r. Lewis took over deep in S iegfried te rrito ry . L ew is w id e o u t K e lly D illo n c a u g h t a to u c h d o w n p a s s to a d d s ix m o re p o in ts to th e rush ing score the Chickens had ea rn ed earlie r.

S ieg fried b a t tle d to th e en d due to an unspo rtsm an like co n ­duct call, bu t could no t convert.

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d e fe n se th a t a llo w ed only 38 yards on 26 plays. On the o ther h a n d , they show ed an offense t h a t c o u ld o n ly m u s t e r s ix points, desp ite rush ing for over 8 0 y a r d s a g a in s t a n o v e r ­m atched M orrissey defense.

A f te r q u ic k ly d is m a n t l in g M o r r i s s e y ’s o p e n in g d r iv e , P la n n e r m a rc h e d dow n to the M orrissey four-yard line. The G am ecocks, how ever, could not get the job done, as they w ere s tu f f e d on fo u r c o n s e c u t iv e

p lay s, in c lu d in g a fo u rth an d inches play from the goal line.

P la n n e r’s offense rece iv ed a c h a n c e fo r re d e m p tio n a f te r M orrissey w en t th re e and out. This tim e P lanner did not w aste its opportun ity , tak ing the ball 38 y a rd s in 10 p la y s fo r th e sc o re . T h e p o in t a f te r , h o w ­ever, w as blocked, resu ltin g in the final score.

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early , m arch ing 65 y ards for a to u c h d o w n on th e ir f irs t p o s ­session. U nfortunately, a ho ld­ing penally n ega ted th a t score an d D illon ca m e aw a y em p ty

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handed on the possession.K eenan then responded w ith

a lo n g d r iv e o f t h e i r o w n , m arch ing deep into Dillon te rr i­to ry . Once ag a in , how ever, a to u c h d o w n w a s ta k e n o ff th e s c o r e b o a r d , th is t im e by an offensive p ass in te rfe rence call.

In th e se c o n d h a lf , K ee n an sta rted out im pressive, crossing m id f ie ld a n d a d v a n c in g in to D illon te r r i to r y b e fo re a five yard loss on a q u a rte rb a ck sack forced them to punt.

D illon th e n m o u n te d one of th e m o s t im p re s s iv e s c o r in g d r iv e s o f th e d a y , g o in g 90 y a rd s in 13 plays for a to u c h ­dow n. D esp era te ly w an tin g a win, the underdog Dillon squad dec ided to try for a tw o po in t conversion bu t w as stopped on the four yard line.

K eenan rec e iv e d th e ball a t th e ir 35 w ith four m inu tes r e ­m aining. They then proceeded to m e th o d ic a l ly d is s e c t th e D illo n d e f e n s e . T h e i r e ig h t play, 65-yard touchdow n drive fe a tu re d six ru n s of over four yards w ith only one incom plete pass.

W ith 33 seco n d s re m a in in g , the K eenan squad a ttem p ted to ta k e th e le a d w ith th e p o in t afte r. But once again , the kick w as blocked, tying the score a t six. Dillon’s la s t gasp a ttem p t a t a score w ith five seconds fell far short, ending the gam e in a 6-6 tie.

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Zahm leads shut-out paradeBy TIM M CCONNSports W riter

T h e N o tre D a m e F ig h t in g I r is h fo o tb a l l te a m se e m s to h av e s ta r te d a t re n d h e re on c a m p u s : o v e r w h e lm in gshutouts.

Behind a big-play, h a rd -h it­tin g d e fe n se , Z ah m d e fe a te d F isher 22-0. The “Red Sw arm " defense racked up an in te rcep ­tion an d th ree fum ble reco v er­ies, one of w hich w as re tu rn ed for a touchdow n.

T h in g s w e n t Z a h m ’s w ay from the ou tse t. F ish e r’s first s e r ie s le d to a f o u r th d o w n pu n t attem pt.

A b a d s n a p r e s u l t e d in a Z ahm re c o v e ry on th e F ish e r 14 yard line. Seven plays la ter, f re sh m a n Mike Bailey m ade a d iv in g c a tc h fo r Z a h m ’s f ir s t touchdow n.

It only got b e tte r for Zahm in th e s e c o n d h a lf , w ith ju n io r Jak e Schaller lead ing the way. His in te rcep tion led to an en su ­ing h a lfb ack p ass from Randy S w atland to Paul B erre ttin i for a touchdow n. On F ish er’s next d rive , S ch a lle r ca p p ed off the fine effort by p icking up a fum ­ble an d ram b lin g fifteen y ards for yet an o th e r touchdow n.

C arro ll 19 St. Ed’s 0C a rro ll s e t th e to n e fo r th e

gam e on th e ir in itia l d rive by r u n n in g b e tw e e n , o v e r , a n d a ro u n d St. E d’s defenders and co n tin u e d to do th e sa m e for the rem a in d e r of the contest.

Leading them to th e ir victory w as w h a t could be one of the to p b a c k f ie ld s in th is y e a r ’s in te rh a ll season . Tailback Jeff K lo sk a , in h is f i r s t in te r h a l l g a m e , r u s h e d fo r tw o to u c h ­d o w n s , w h ile f u l lb a c k J o e S chenner punched an o th er one in from one yard out.

S c h e n n e r ’s c o n s is te n t ru n s u p th e m id d le a n d K lo s k a 's sp e ed on th e o u ts id e co m p le­m e n ted q u a r te rb a c k Tim N el­so n ’s ta len ts perfectly . If Nel­son w a sn ’t ru n n in g the option to perfec tion , he w as com plet­ing the clutch pass.

MEN'SPOWER1.) Zahm (1-0)2.) Stanford (2-0)3.) Carroll (1-0)4.) Grace (1-0)5.) Off Campus (0-1)6.) Planner (1-0)7 .) Alumni (1-0)8.) Morrissey (0-1)9.) Keenan (0-0-1)10.) Dillon (0-0-1)11.) Fisher (0-1)12.) Sorin (0-1)13.) St. Ed's (0-1)

Player of the WeekJake Schuller Zahm

The Junior defensive back intercepted one pass and added a touchdown off a fumble recovery as top-ranked Zahm rolled to an easy 22-0 victory over Fisher on Sunday.

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s h u t o u t a lis tle ss S orin team on Sunday 12-0.

B ehind an offensive line led by cen te r Jeff Hill, A lum ni u n ­le a s h e d i t s o w n b r a n d o f sm a s h -m o u th fo o tb a ll. T a i l ­b a c k M a tt M a m m o le n ti fo l­low ed h is line to v ic to ry . He ru sh ed for one touchdow n and used a se ries of ru n s to se t up a f o u r th q u a r t e r s c o r e t h a t sealed the fate of the S cream in ’ O tters.

Hill s u m m a r iz e d th e g a m e w hen he dec lared , “In the first half, w e w ere aw ful, one s tep off o u r g am e. In th e se c o n d half, w e tu rn ed it a round . We did w h a t he h ad to do to w in the gam e."

Hill also added th a t the com ­p le te a r r a y o f D a w g p o u n d w e a p o n s h a v e y e t to b e u n ­veiled.

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Belles look to build on weekend’s successBy CAROLINE BLUMSaint M ary’s Sports Editor

T o d a y th e S a in t M a ry ’s volleyball team hopes to con tin ­u e th e i r a c c o m p lis h m e n ts a t th e Ohio N orthern T ournam en t in to th e reg u la r season.

Over th e w eekend , the team p laced th ird in the tou rnam en t, ea rn in g them m ore of bo th r e ­g io n a l a n d n a t io n a l r e c o g n i­tion.

“I liked how w e grew togeth ­e r a t the to u rn am en t,” fre sh ­m a n m i d - a t t a c k e r L a u r a S c h re e g sa id . " T h e re w a s a d e fin ite im p ro v e m en t th a t we w ill u s e in th e f u tu r e . W e le a rn ed th a t w e can do it.”

T h e f u tu r e is to d a y . T h e Belles will battle Concordia, yet a n o t h e r to u g h m a tc h . L a s t s e a s o n th e B e lle s fe l l to C o n c o rd ia in t h r e e s t r a i g h t gam es, 3-15, 9-15, 14-16.

“C o n c o rd ia d e fe a te d u s th e la s t tw o se a so n s ,” Coach Ju lie S c h r o e d e r - B ie k s a id .

“A lth o u g h th e y a r e w i th o u t th e ir A ll-A m erican th is y e a r , C oncordia still rem a in s a dom i­n a n t fo rce.”

S c h r o e d e r - B ie k a l s o e x ­p ressed h e r concerns abou t the crow d a t Concordia.

“C oncordia’s crow d is a loud o n e , ” s a id S c h r o e d e r - B ie k . “T w o s e a s o n s ag o th e y g av e our p layers a lo t of tro u b le .”

T h e r e f o r e , S c h ro e d e r-B ie k h as encou raged h e r p layers to e n t e r th e g a m e to d a y w ith “b linders on .” This system will keep th e ir focus on th e gam e, a n d n o t on the ev en ts o c c u r­ring outside the court.

Essentially , th e team seeks to u se th e ir s tra teg y from la s t w eekend to accom plish victory aga in today.

S e n io r m id - a t t a c k e r S a r a S tro n c z e k sa id : “W e w a n t to play aga inst C oncordia the way w e p la y e d th is w e e k e n d . E v e ry th in g w a s w o rk in g fo r u s .”

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H A PPY B IR TH D A Y ! IN T H E N E X T Y E A R O F Y O U R L IF E : S uccess w ill com e w ith a sm alle r price tag. C ontinue to w ork hard. Patience is the key to m oving fo r­w ard in both y ou r c a ree r and the m o n e y m a rk e t. P r iv a c y is m o re im p o rtan t than ever. S hare few er secre ts w ith o thers . L ucky trends w ill help you overcom e any road ­blocks or opposition at work. A sec­ond marriage is likely for those who are widowed or divorced.

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A R IE S (M arch 21-April 19): A partner shows a new w illingness to reason now. If you must sign a legal docum ent, seek expert advice on its terms. Protect your professional rep­utation and resources; o thers may try to appropriate them.

T A U R U S (A p ril 2 0 -M ay 20): G uard an o rig inal m on ey -m ak in g idea until you can talk with experts. Discuss your plans with family m em ­bers only. Som e new s you receive from afar could be exaggerated.

G E M IN I (M ay 2 1 -J u n e 20 ): Y our greatest pleasure com es from helping others. Spend a little extra cash on an o lder person. T ravel is best postponed. Find time to discuss your personal goals with your mate or business partner.

C A N C E R (Ju n e 2 1 -J u ly 22): Y our co n ce rn s are w e ll-fo u n d ed . You need m ore freedom when set­ting goa ls . O pen in g new lines o f communication is a priority. Consult an attorney regarding rights and per­m is s io n s . C le a r e v e ry th in g w ith experts before com m itting yourself.

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V IR G O (Aug. 23-Scpl. 22): You cannot afford to take foolish finan­cial risks. Be careful what you say o v e r the nex t few day s. A lo o s e ­lip p ed c o n fid a n t c o u ld sink y o u r plans. Show greater flexibility. Take life as it comes.

L IB R A (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You gain a decided business and finan ­cial advantage now. Sign a contract b e fo re s o m e o n e h a s s e c o n d th o u g h ts . P le a sa n t d e v e lo p m en ts occur where both rom ance and busi­ness are concerned. Call the folks at hom e regarding a vacation.

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A Q U A R IU S (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): E lim in a te tim e -w a s tin g a c tiv itie s from your schedule in order to con ­centrate on work dem ands. Tem pers may be short. K eep your conversa­tions with business associates brief and to the point. W rite m eaningful m em os to higher-ups.

P IS C E S (F e b . 1 9 -M arch 20 ): Avoid saying you will do things you really have no desire to do. Promises may be broken, appointments missed, objects m islaid. Ride with the tide. Group activities are favored this after­noon and evening. Be gracious.

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Tuesday, September 19, 199

Holtzreturns

Footballvs. Texas

September 23, 11:30EST

Volleyballvs. Texas September 22, 8:00 p.m.

vs. Colorado September 23, 7:00 p.m.

Men’s Soccervs. Indiana September 22, 7:30 p.m.

Women’s Soccerat Rutgers September 22, 7:00

at Seton Hall September 24, 1:00 p.m.

Cross Countryat Valparaiso September 23

SMC SportsVolleyball at Concordia September 19

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1 Complete interhall resultssee page 12-13

H Saint Mary’s Volleyball prepares for

Concordia

see page 14

The Observer/Kevin KlauH ead co a ch Lou Holtz observed Irish practice yester­day

Interhall football opens with a bang ■ C r o s s C o u n tr y

Runners claim

first titleBy B.J. H O O DSports W riter

The m en an d w om en of the N o tre D am e c ro s s c o u n try te a m e n jo y e d a s u c c e s s fu l f i r s t m e e t o f th e s e a s o n F r i d a y , w i n n i n g

t h e B u c k e y e

Inv ita tional in b o th divisions.

N o t r e D am e com - Kelly p e t e dag a in st team s from A shland, B u tle r, Louisville, a n d Ohio S ta te in w in n in g th e In v ita ­tional.

A s e x p e c t e d , s e n io r M a u r e e n K elly le d th e w o m en 's sq u ad by fin ish ing f ir s t o v e ra ll w ith a tim e o f 18 :08 .4 . S en io r Amy Siegel fin ished second for the Irish an d th ird overall w ith a tim e of 18:25.9. F resh m en M ary V o lland a n d se n io r K ris te n D u d a s p o s te d t im e s o f 18:33.2 an d 18:33.4 to finish fifth an d sixth, respectively.

In th e f irs t c ro s s c o u n try m e e t o f h e r co llege c a re e r , V o lla n d b r o k e a p e r s o n a l rec o rd by tw enty seconds.

“I t w a s a tw e n ty s e c o n d rec o rd for m e so I w as very h a p p y ," V o lla n d s a id . “T here w as a lot o f com peti­tion, an d in college you ru n m o re fo r th e te a m r a t h e r th an yourself."

C a ro ly n L o n g , M ic h e l le Lavigne, Emily Dodds, Jane] K ile y , M ie k e W a ls h , a n d Kelly P e te rso n ro u n d e d o u t th e im p ressiv e p e rfo rm a n c e of th e Irish , all f in ish in g in the top tw enty-four overall.

Jo e D un lop f in ish e d f irs t fo r th e m e n ’s te a m , w h o se f i r s t fo u r r u n n e r s f in ish e d w i th in a s e c o n d o f o n e an o th er. Dunlop w as second o v e r a l l w ith a t im e o f 24:53.9, w hile Ja so n Hexing, M a tt A lth o f f , a n d D e re k M a r t i s u s f in i s h e d t h i r d , fou rth , an d fifth respectively .

Also ru n n in g for th e Irish w ere D erek Selling, A ntonio A rc e , M ike C o n w a y , S c o tt G ra c e , M ike S m e d le y , J im P i l la , a n d J e f f H o jn a c k i. S e llin g w a s e ig h th o v e ra ll and Arce w as ten th .

T h e N o tre D am e c r o s s country team will ru n again on F r id a y in th e N a tio n a l Catholic Inv ita tional h e re a t N otre Dam e.

Inspired Grace stuns Off-CaBy JAKE COOPERSports W riter

Women’s topteams p in openers

F o o tb a ll u p se ts se em to be c o n tag io u s th is y ea r a t Notre Dame. P erennial pow ­e r h o u s e a n d d e fe n d in g m e n ’s I n te rh a l l cham pion Off-Campus cam e into the 1995 season w ith high hopes. A re p e a t o f last

y e a r ’s p e r ­f o r m a n c e w a s th e i r o n ly g o a l. But, a s the v a rs i­ty t e a m fo u n d o u t a g a in s t N o r t h w e s t e r n , no g am e ca n be ta k e n fo r g r a n t ­ed un til the final

gun sounds. As a re su lt, the Off-Cam pus s q u a d w as u p se t by a d e te rm in e d G race te a m 7-6.

From the opening snap, it w as ap p a re n t th a t th is gam e w ould be a defensive s tru g ­g le . T he G race o ffense cam e o u t firing , gain ing 27 quick yards, before tw o incom ­p le te p a s s e s a n d a sa c k fo rc e d a p u n t. T heir defense, how ever, im m ediately m ade th e ir p resence know n, holding Off-Campus to six y ards in six plays.

The O-C defense continued the tren d , as th ey lim ited G race to only five y a rd s for th e rem a in d e r of the half. U nfortunately fo r O-C, how ever, bo th of th e ir follow ing o ffensive d riv es w ere s to p p e d by c ru c ia l tu rnovers.

In th e second half, the defensive im passe w as b roken as G race m arched 73 y ards in seven plays to move ah ead 7-0. The drive, w hich lasted five m inu tes and 40 seconds, w as capped off w ith a 59-yard touchdow n p a s s . T h e O-C sq u a d d id n o t sh o w any signs of a le t down, how ever. They cam e

The Observer/Brett T adsen

St. Edward’s quarterback David Meffe hands off to running back Rob Clem ents. St. Ed’s fell to Carroll 19-0 on a day where defense controlled m en’s interhall gam es.

rig h t back w ith a 64-yard touchdow n drive of th e ir own.

T he su s ta in in g p lay of th e d rive w as a fourth dow n conversion from the G race 20- yard line to se t up the score.

In stead of going for a tw o poin t conver­sion an d a p robab le w in, the O-C cap ta ins o p te d to go th e c o n s e rv a tiv e r o u te a n d dec ided to kick th e e x tra p o in t an d hope th a t t h e i r d e f e n s e w o u ld g iv e th e m a chance to w in the gam e on an o th er posses­sion. T heir p lan backfired how ever, as the a t te m p t w a s b lo c k ed by a m a ss iv e ru s h from the G race defensive line.

A fter fo rc in g G race to quickly go th re e an d out, the O-C offense w as g ran te d one m ore chance. W ith only 1:45 rem ain ing , O-C took the ball a t th e ir own 38-yard line. A fter tw o quick pass s trikes and a crucial p a s s in te r fe re n c e p e n a lty on G race , O-C w as in p e rfec t position to kick the gam e-

w inning field goal.On th e v ery n ex t p lay , G race defensive

linem an M ark T eaken flew by the opposing offensive tackle to cap tu re the first sack of the gam e and h and a six yard loss to OC. T h e n , w ith five s e c o n d s r e m a in in g , OC m issed a 39 yard field goal, hand ing Grace th e ir first victory of the year.

“We dodged a b u lle t,” sa id G race coach A nthony Coury. “They w ere a really tough opponent. We played w ell, b u t the ta len t th a t I know th is team h as w as not show n com pletely. We still have w ork to do, bu t it w as a g rea t w in for G race."

P la n n e r 6 M orrissey 0 F o r P la n n e r T o w e r , S u n d a y ’s g a m e

against M orrissey w as a ta le of two team s. On o n e h a n d , t h e i r s q u a d f e a tu r e d a

see IH / page 13

By KRISTIN TRABUCCOSports W riter

T he w o m en ’s in te rh a ll foo t­ball season got off to an excit­in g s t a r t on S u n d a y ev e n in g , w ith gam es th a t fea tu red som e of in te rh a ll’s top team s.

P a n g b o r n a n d C a v a n a u g h sq u a red off first, b u t the gam e d id n ’t la s t th e e n t i r e tim e as Pangborn w alked aw ay w ith an 18-0 victory.

P angborn dom inated m uch of the first half. On th e ir first pos­session , solid passing gave the Phoxesa 6-0 lead .

On th e ir se co n d p o sse ss io n , P an g b o rn s tead ily w o rk ed the b a l l u p th e f ie ld , b u t C avanaugh’s defense held them as the final seconds of the first h a lf ticked away. H owever, on th e f in a l p la y o f th e h a l f , P a n g b o r n ’s q u a r t e r b a c k MT

The Observer/Brett T adsen

Trish Sorenson scored a touchdown to lead Pangborn to a 18-0 win.

K raft com ple ted a p ass to the en d zone to b rin g P a n g b o rn ’s lead to 12.

N ear th e en d of th e second half, a p ass in te rference call on C avanaugh gave th e Phoxes a first dow n, an d they converted, th is tim e on a p ass to cap ta in T rish Sorenson.

S o re n s o n s a id o f S u n d a y ’s

g a m e , “W e ’r e p r e t t y h a p p y w ith ou r perfo rm ance . But we know th e r e ’s a lo t of s tu ff w e still need to w ork on."

Lyons 12 B reen P hillips 6D efe n d in g c h a m p io n Lyons

h e ld o ff a l a te t h r e a t f ro m

see W OMEN / page 12