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The Late Show: DavidLettermanToronto Mayor Rob Ford is running forre-election, and he’s got a catchy campaignslogan: “Forget my first term. I was oncrack.”
Evil Vladimir Putin said this about PresidentObama. He said, “If I were drowning, I thinkPresident Obama would rescue me.” And Ithought: Well, give that a try.
AOL’s email service was hacked, andpeople say that their accounts were beingused to send spam. But on the brightside, that means my dad WASN’T trying tosell me discounted Viagra.
Hey, I want to say congrats to Spurscoach Gregg Popovich, who was namedthe NBA coach of the year for the thirdtime, while a random guy waiting for the7 Train was named coach of the Knicks.
Police in Providence, R.I., are looking fora man who tried to rob a conveniencestore with a potato in his hand.Fortunately, the cashier didn’t give himany money, ‘cause he noticed it was just aTOY potato.
The Tonight Show
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Speaking of Botox, here’s some big newsfrom over at “The View.” For the first timeever, all 11 current and former co-hosts of“The View” will appear on the showtogether to honor Barbara Walters for herfinal week. Or, as mute buttons put it, “It’sgo time.”
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