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Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Little Miss Disorganized. Getting to appointments on time was a real challenge for Miss D. All of Miss D’s friends knew if you had an appointment with D, come half an hour later than the stipulated time. Or, don’t turn up at all...which was the most reliable option. Anyway. One day, three of Miss D's friends had gotten together at Harry's-- Little Miss Impatie=7/,ts]=7/,ts=7/,tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssle Miss Nosey, and Little Miss Full-Of-Bizzare-uggestions. She was not around, because she was once again doing overtime for forgetting to clear some important what-so-ever. "What happend to D?" Nosey asked. "What else?" Angry replied. "HMMMMM." They all chorused knowingly. "This needs to stop," Angry began. "Oh yeah," Nosey replied, "last week she stood me up for two hours! ...Now I don't mean to pry but..." "You always mean to pry." Angry remarked. Nosey paused, trying to think of a rebuttal...and then, "True." She took a sip of her drink, "I was in her room last week...and I don't mean to pry, but you just do not know what is underneath all that. For all you know it could be breeding..." "We need to do something..." A & N began to nod profusely, “Maybe...” "Maybe we need to get her hitched!" Miss F.O.B.S. suddenly interjected with one of her usual irrelevant answers. Angry frowned, but Nosey stopped her, "You know what. She's right!"

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Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Little Miss Disorganized

Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Little Miss Disorganized. Getting to appointments on time was a real challenge for Miss D. All of Miss Ds friends knew if you had an appointment with D, come half an hour later than the stipulated time. Or, dont turn up at all...which was the most reliable option.

Anyway. One day, three of Miss D's friends had gotten together at Harry's-- Little Miss Impatie=7/,ts]=7/,ts=7/,tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssle Miss Nosey, and Little Miss Full-Of-Bizzare-uggestions. She was not around, because she was once again doing overtime for forgetting to clear some important what-so-ever."What happend to D?" Nosey asked.

"What else?" Angry replied.

"HMMMMM." They all chorused knowingly."This needs to stop," Angry began."Oh yeah," Nosey replied, "last week she stood me up for two hours! ...Now I don't mean to pry but..."

"You always mean to pry." Angry remarked.

Nosey paused, trying to think of a rebuttal...and then, "True." She took a sip of her drink, "I was in her room last week...and I don't mean to pry, but you just do not know what is underneath all that. For all you know it could be breeding..."

"We need to do something..." A & N began to nod profusely, Maybe..."Maybe we need to get her hitched!" Miss F.O.B.S. suddenly interjected with one of her usual irrelevant answers.

Angry frowned, but Nosey stopped her, "You know what. She's right!"

"Hello?!" Angry answered.No. Im serious. Nosey replied, I have the perfect.... S.Whos S? F.O.B.S. questioned.

Angry smiled, It just might work.

Whos S?Ill call him tonight. Nosey grinned, Theyre perfect for each other.

Can you get an appointment? Angry laughed.

Oh, I think I can be persuasive. Nosey smirked, Lets go.

They paid and started out the door.

Miss Nosey followed closely behind, WHOS S??

To cut the long story short. Three weeks later, after two failed dates...AND eight or nine lengthy phone calls (by Miss Nosey) later, Little Miss Disorganized, met Mr. Super-And-Very-Anally-Organized-Man. The day they fell in love, the sun rose from the west. For their 2 month anniversary, Mr. Super-And-Very-Anally-Organized-Man gave Miss Disorganized two roses and the very first Vx he had ever owned. He tutored her constantly, and after four months of cajoling, she finally took to using it, only after she realized that she could play tai ti on it. For Christmas, he bought her a M105....oh the power of love. Or should I say the power of colour?

So Miss Disorganized lived very happily ever after with Mr. Super-And-Very-Anally-Organized-Man thanks to her prying friends. They were never late for appointment ever again, at least when HE was around. For their wedding present, Angry, Nosey, and Full-Of-Bizzare-Suggestions bought them a set of matching m505s. This was of course you know whos suggestion.

THE END

Disclaimer: Any semblance to real life individuals or situations is completely intentional.