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The Speculum. A 7OURNAL OF THE MELBOURNE MEDICAL STUDENTS'

SOCIETY.

No. 30. AUGUS7; z891. PRICE, 1/-

Ourselves.

SUCH a lengthy period has separated the last issue of The Speculum from the present one, that some introduction seems necessary, or rather, an explanation of our disappearance. We assure our readers it was no fault of ours. Like many other loyal subjects of the Queen, we were retrenched out of office. Why the Medical School, with 219 students, could not support, at least, three numbers a year would be inexplicable, but for the fact that of this number only 85 are members of the Society. During the financial scare, economy developed into insanity, and when one even purchased a cheaper quality bootlace, how could he dream of wasting his hoard on the Medical Students' Society.

While the funds were represented by three figures no difficulty arose; our run, like many another, was merry but short; and with debt staring us in the face we pulled up short, being ignorant of the composition " one in 960," or " a farthing in the pound." The motto of the Medical School is : "Never say Die," at least it is when the " tank " is full—so they rallied their forces and got on their feet, for there were no Arts to prevent them. Save the sports and university ball, socialities were as before ; but poor Spec. was condemned of swallowing up over £100, so its doom was prejudged.

The crack school of the 'Varsity, second—so our friends say—only to London, has, within the year, re-asserted itself. Conscious of that camaraderie between medicals, graduates, and undergrad-uates, which arouses the jealousy of Mr. Duffy and the Law School, they forced the sports through. The annual lecture was a splendid success, and the two terminal socials were the envy of our visitors. With the publication of the paper only one desire was left—a " theatre night." We must live down the memory of our ill deeds in silence. Tempora mutantur.

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The Faculty of Medicine is understood to he considering the curriculum, with a view to its improvement and the alteration of certain anomalies now existing. It speaks well for the medical students of this University that, on this becoming generally known, they should be so eager to offer suggestions as to what they considered defective in the course, more especially when no proposal has emanated from them to make the work at the exams. any easier. The present course for the medical degree at Mel-bourne is one of the stiffest in the world ; a recent writer in the Age considers it only second to London in that respect; but we all realise that, by certain changes, a great deal of time and labour might be saved, and more attention be so given to some of the subjects.

At an ordinary general meeting of the M.S.S., the members present agreed to a large number of recommendations that had been drawn up by the committee, and the Secretary forwarded them to the Dean of the Faculty. It is impossible in an editorial to go fully into all of the suggestions, but we will deal with some of them. It was agreed that lectures were too numerous. The utility of the ordinary lecture is being doubted in many universities now, and no one who knows the amount of practical work the medical student has to get through will refuse to admit that he is at present lectured to death. A lecture has no purpose unless explan-atory, and yet, in our Medical School, they take the place of text-books to a large extent ; many of the lectures are mere dictation lessons, and many students stick closely to their notes, never even consulting text-books. At the present time the various works on Medicine, Surgery, Physiology, &c., are so excellent that this slavish love of notes is folly ; the duty of a lecturer is not to supply students with all that is known of a subject, but to explain difficult points, and, if the recognised authorities are too brief on some particular section of the subject, to supplement and make up for what is lacking, as in the present lectures on Pathology. At the present time we are convinced that "notes" are the curse, not only of the Medical School, but of every school in the University. Again, subjects clash in the most aggravating way. We have to be at the University when we should be at the Hospital, and vice versa. Everything should be so arranged that it would be the fault, and not the misfortune, of the student if he was not present at any particular time.

We also consider the lecturers in Medicine and Surgery should be ex-officio clinical teachers in the Melbourne Hospital ; the benefit that would result from such a course as this cannot be doubted. As we are situated now, we are taught to look at things from one point of view by our lecturers, and from another view by an honorary physician and surgeon, and the consequence

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is—confusion. No man can serve two masters, we have been told, and no student can follow two teachers. We wonder if any fifth year student has attended Mr. Symes' recently intro-duced Clinics on Surgery without feeling ashamed of himself. We can all talk fluently about micrococci, about the microscopic change in a tubercular hip, and various theoretical subjects, but none of us know how to examine, say, an injury to the shoulder ; and the aggravating part of it is—that it is not our own fault. What we all want is such alteration as will make us prouder of our School ; we want to be turned out practical men, who have been taught to think, not men crammed with the sciences, who can argue brilliantly on the theories of inflammation, and who are at sea when asked to put up a broken leg.

It is our very pleasing duty to have to offer the best thanks of the Medical School to those very good. friends, Mr. Noyes, Mr. Syme, and Dr. McCreery, who have put forth special efforts during the past few months to aid the weary, worn-out student on his toilsome path. We feel that life is once more worth living when men like these take the trouble to give us such efficient assistance as we have been receiving at their hands. The demon-strations in Surgery by Mr. Syme are proving a boon and a blessing to all fifth year men, who begin to realise the essential difference between beautiful theory and the stern reality of practice. Mr. Noyes has gone to a great deal of trouble to prepare a series of what are proving to be splendid lectures on that branch of Medicine which is turning out of such practical importance to the budding medico—I refer to skin disease and its treatment. After the present course is finished there should be no lack of skin specialists abroad to comfort and despoil the poor eczematous and psoriatic individuals who flood the insanitary city of Mel-bourne. Dr. McCreery, too, has been exceedingly kind to us in our bi-weekly trips to the haunts of the " Kings and Emperors of the World," and our only prayer is that a large amount of the imaginary vast wealth owned by some of his boarders may, in reality, find its way into his own pockets. In conclusion, we would like to remind our readers that the Hospital election takes place next year, when we may be able to show our gratitude, in a practical way, to those who have shown such assiduity in forwarding our interests.

Lady weds. not to be caught again. Two aspirants for resi- dentship at the Melbourne now attending Second Year Surgery there.

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Medical Students' Society.

By " BLUE DUCK."

ORDINARY GENERAL MEETINGS OF M.S.S., ETC.

ON looking back on the past months, which are, alas ! now irrevocable, we can congratulate ourselves on the successful meetings that have so far been held. In the first lecture on " Some Phases of Life," Dr. Springthorpe gave us some glimpses of a new world—or, rather, of an old world into which very few of us had looked before ; but when the lecturer treated the subject in such a lucid manner, we all felt on intimate terms with the all-pervading ego, and also quite familiar with the countless systems of molecules and atoms, all inter-acting harmoniously, which constitute our little world. Indeed, Mr. Stirling, who presided, when all was over, quite regretted that he had not adopted Philosophy as a profession.

One of the great features of the year was the revival of the reading of papers by students, upon cases of interest in the wards of the hospital. This was one of the original objects of the Society, and there is no doubt that the discussion of such subjects is very valuable to members, not only by increasing their know-ledge by the exhaustive manner in which the subjects are dealt with, but also by cultivating powers of debate and criticism. The large attendance at the first of these meetings favours the hope that these discussions will be a permanent institution.

Messrs. Forsyth, Bruce and Allester read papers on " Intra-thoracic Pressure Symptoms," " Typhlitis," and " Paraplegia," respectively. Mr. Williams had also prepared a paper on a heart case ; but, owing to lack of time, the reading of this last had to be postponed. By the very lively discussion following the reading of each paper it was evident that the subject had been read up by many members. Mr. Syme, who was in the chair, congratulated the readers upon the manner in which the papers were prepared, remarking that the subjects were worthy of dis-cussion by any medical society. The chairman also kept members on the track when they were inclined to romance unduly on Physiology or Anatomy, only failing to elucidate one point—namely, the knotty question (upon which there was a heated argument), as to whether Mr. Allester's man fell off the house, or whether, in carrying the house (a feat alleged to be impossible by one party), that the house fell on him.

One of the most interesting lectures we have heard was delivered by Dr. J. W. Barrett on " The physiological principles which underlie the feeding of infants." Mr. Price was indefatig-

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able, both before and during the lecture, in preparing explanatory diagrams and experiments with milks and artificial foods, with which the Doctor showed the effects of dilution, acids, rennet, artificial foods, &c. upon the coagulability of certain milks ; proving incontestably the baneful effects of cow's or goat's casein as compared with the superior human manufacture.

As a fact not generally known, we may mention that couriers scoured the country the day before in search of a goat from which to extract a sample for experiment. We ourselves saw some enthusiasts at Kew making a bee-line for an aged capricorn with a hoary beard, but whether the result was milk or butter we cannot say. One point struck us rather forcibly during the lecture, viz : Why did not Dr. Barrett experiment with wolf's milk 7

Now, it is well known that two very fine boys were reared by a lady of the vulpine species some few years B.c., and seem to have thrived very well, as history makes no mention of their suffering from colic, flatulent distension or dyspepsia, nor, in fact, from any of the evils to which baby-flesh (that drinks cow's milk) is heir to.

But, on second thoughts, two objections are seen :- (1) That wolf's milk is not very plentiful in Melbourne

(perhaps dingo's could be substituted). (2) That some people (for whose taste there is no account-

ing) might object to their children being suckled by a wolf.

However, Dr. Barrett was so engaged in answering the many questions that were put to him that no doubt the above small points escaped him.

Mr. Bird made an excellent chairman, giving us some remi-niscences of the early days of the Society.

In our next lecture Dr. Tom Cherry, with Mr. Webb in the chair, gave a most interesting paper on "Preventive Medicine, its past and future," illustrating very forcibly, with regard to germs, the proverb : " Familiarity breeds contempt," i.e., know all about the germ, and we may then prevent it from knowing all about our own interior ; or, if it does enter that sanctum, we may at least give it a warm reception.

All members were much astonished at the alarming powers of procreation possessed by germs, one gentleman being overheard to remark : that in that respect they came near to beating white rats.

Dr. Cherry was a former secretary and energetic member of the Society, and therefore the lecture was in more than one way enjoyable.

And now, having so far illumined the dim past, let me leave it to another scribe to give an account of our Annual Lecture.

The Wicked Medical Student.

" Give a dog a bad name and hang him !"—OLD PROVERB.

I looked with tears through the mist of years and saw how our name had grown

Besmirched with blood and stained with mud, which the bands of the crowd had thrown ;

And my heart was sad at the fame we had, for doing the things we should not—

Which was equalled, I own, by our leaving alone the deeds which we ought to have wrought.

What Medical reads of the horrible deeds of SAWYER without disgust,

And sympathy for his landlady when Robert was on the bust ? And his joy is great when the reprobate is given his conge quick, Because he forgets to settle his debts ere he giveth a supper on

tick.

When novelists write of a row or a fight, conducted with drunken imprudence,

They father all blame attached to the same to the terrible Medical Students.

And if troubles arise or a policeman dies or the Arts men are " out till to-morrow,"

The dailies agree that a Medical spree would disgrace a low house in Gomorrah.

On Commencement Day, the editors say, the only attention we pay is

For an answering roar to come from the floor to the dignified shrieks of the dais ;

Or, if a few legions of festive collegians cremate the dry bones of their college,

The Meds. get the credit of knowing who did it, and modestly hiding their knowledge.

Or if they detect a few membra disjecta, displayed to the public gaze,

And looking as if, when removed from the stiff, their dissectors had been drunk for days.

The Crowner explains that, since Medicals' brains are always in dreadful disorder,

It's as clear as eggs—they collared the legs to enjoy the suspicion of murder !



I'Ve get the growls if chimney cowls and tree ferns change their places ;

And some there are who solemnly swear that we know " where the mace is !"

From a criminal op. to the theft of a mop, or to saying words we shouldn't,

They add to the packs which burden the backs of the WICKED MEDICAL STUDENTS.

" BARRABOOL."

Hare and Hounds. Tins deservedly-popular fixture was held this year at Mentone, on 19th April, and despite the heavy rain that fell the night previous and during the early part of the day, was thoroughly enjoyed by all those who took part in it.

For weeks previous to the run the inhabitants of Royal Park and districts were treated to flying spectacles of scantily-robed, perspiring, bare-legged figures scurrying over the parks at head- lon. speed, adding quality to their already large store of wind and muscle. It was the enthusiasm and persistence in this training that made the run so enjoyable, and will help to fix the Hare and Hounds of 1894 in the minds of many a one who participated in the event, when in future years, his wife at his side, and his rosy-cheeked children gathered round his knees, he will relate to them how Glen Knight and Dunkley gave the pack a merry dance through orchard and garden, over ploughed field and fern-clad hill for twelve long miles ; how Cy. Retallack, a mass of muscle, Hewlett, in tight-fitting, hastily-improvised raiment, Tup Williams and Vivian Orr led the slow pack ; how those mighty men, Abbott and Salter, made the pace for many a. mile; how Ted Davis and Colin Gray, with a furious burst over two miles, ran neck and neck, with Inglis and Dick Rockett at their heels • how " Tvmmo," though unable to run, followed the trail through at dinner instead. All these memories will come crowding upon him, and with a sigh he will wish he were to run it o'er again, and, patting his eldest lad on the head, will say "You'll never be the man your father was, my boy."

Endeavours to pick the winners were of course numerous. Davis was much fancied on account of the strong preparation he had undergone ; Gray, it was remembered, ran second the year before. Rockett receded rapidly in the betting on account of a terribly wheezy cough he developed ; Skewes, Abbott, Harlin, Clarke, and Morton were all thought to have a good show. Of the race itself much might be said; it was much faster than usual on account of the good form displayed, and the presence of numerous pacemakers.

Retallack and his " slow " pack led off at a great rate for two miles, when a hill near Cheltenham slowed them down; for a while there was a tendency to watch Davis and Gray, who, it was thought, would be well up at the finish, but soon Dick Rockett went forward and led for a long way ; Salter and Abbott made a splendid pace for about three miles, when a shower of rain and a lightning half-mile by Love, Clarke & Co. brought the pack to the eighth mile, where a check occurred for nearly ten minutes, owing to'the malevolent direction of an aged female who had apparently picked up the trail.

Docker Read and Manchester were first on the scent and got well away, hotly pursued by the rest of the pack. Nearing the Mentone racecourse, Davis and Gray made the pace a cracker, closely followed by Inglis and Rockett ; a sandy patch at the racecourse finished several of the heavier men. The trail crossed the railway line, and coming on to the road for home, Davis and Gray were 100 yards ahead of Rockett, pegging away stride for stride, when Harlin unexpectedly came up with a rush and passed them; a severe struggle then ensued, and Gray caught Harlin. A little indecision at a cross road allowed Rockett and Davis to come up with the two front men ; Gray settled the difficulty by taking what appeared to be the shortest way home, which was a sandy quarter of a mile, and, having a little more left in him than Harlin, won by about 100 yards from the latter, who had run a very plucky race. Davis was third, and from the way he ran deserves great praise. Rockett, who fell when running in home, was fourth, Dr. Docker Read, who has always run prominently in these contests, Inglis, and Abbott being next in order.

Dr. Springthorpe, as usual, presided at dinner, and with his customary generosity gave the medal for first hound. Mr. Denyer, who kindly provided a prize for second, was present, and Dr. Kent Hughes was vice-chairman over an assemblage of sixty-six.

A Smoke Night, with a few appropriate toasts and contributions from Messrs. Read, Brown, Firth, Salter, Halford, Knight, Gray, Connelly, Law, Cock, and Retallack, made a suitable ending to a very enjoyable day.

A Case for Differential Diagnosis. CHARLES F , Kensington, aet 65, single. Has been a boilermaker at Langland's Foundry for the last nine years ; previous to which was a miner. Admitted on 19th March, 1894, examined on 20th.

Patient complains of great pain in the chest, at the lower border of the ribs, also in the back and sides, and behind the left


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ear. Greatest pain on the right side, where there is a bulging. Has great difficulty in breathing, often having to sit up in bed. This difficulty, although continuous, is worse at times. Has a cough, not very marked, with expectoration of whitish, jelly-like sputum, often blood-tinged; at times spits up blood alone. Com-plains also of great difficulty in swallowing, often having to take two swallows to get the mouthful down. Can only take a tea-spoonful at a time. These difficulties have been rapidly growing worse these last three months, previous to which he was com-paratively well. Two years ago last August patient had bronchitis for the first time, and last July his last attack, which has never completely left him. He says he had medical attendance, and that the doctor said he had hydatid of the left lung, and advised him to go to Dr. Ryan, who aspirated with no result. During this time he states he lost a stone in a week, and has been losing weight ever since. His usual weight is 10st. 101b.; he was when he came in 8st. 101b. He has had no vomiting or urinary trouble, no swelling of feet, &c. Bowels constipated and appetite poor.

Previous History.—Besides the bronchitic attacks of the last two years, he has had inflammation of the lungs thirty-six years ago, for which he was cupped on the right side beneath the clavicle. Thirty-four years ago had inflammation of the liver, and twenty-six years ago fractured two ribs on the left side. He is not a heavy drinker, although has been drunk occasionally. Has a glass or two on Saturdays after pay, and probably none till next pay-day. No• history of syphilis, rheumatism, gout or lead poisoning.

Family History.—Father dead : does not know of what. Mother died of cancer of the " throat."

On examination : patient pale, cachectic ; tongue clean ; pulse, ninety-six, the artery showing a tendency to atheroma ; respira-tions, twenty-four, very difficult, stridulous ; voice hoarse ; pupils, no marked difference, slight dilatation of the right.

Lungs.—Right lung anteriorly painful on percussion beneath the clavicle, where there is a bulging about the third rib. This bulging gives a dull note. There is no pulsation or thrill, nor is a bruit heard over it. The remainder of the lung gives a resonant note ; no increase of fremitus or vocal resonance. The lung extends downwards to the lower margin of the ribs, giving a resonant note over the normal area of liver dulness. On auscultation, moist sounds, sonorous and sibilant rhonchi were heard, more marked towards the apex. Posteriorly : similar bulging under the skin at the lower border ; no pulsation ; per-cussion note good ; moist sounds and rhonchi as before ; fremitus. and resonance not increased.


Left lung.—Anteriorly : On deep breath the lung expanded hardly at all. There was a diffuse pulsation visible below the clavicle. Percussion note dull ; fremitus and resonance very slightly increased on auscultation ; breath sounds could scarcely be heard. Posteriorly : same marked dulness on percussion ; on auscultation a few rhonchi were heard.

Heart.—Apex beat not displaced. First sound loud and booming, with a systolic murmur, best heard in the mitral area. The second sound was almost completely replaced by a bruit heard well in the aortic area up the sternum and in the carotids. Radial pulses were equal. The supra-clavicular glands enlarged • on the right side. No enlargement of the axillary. No testi-cular enlargement. Liver dulness pushed down towards the umbilicus. No dilatation of the superficial chest veins. No

tracheal tugging. Patient was put on Haust. Pot. Iod. since admission ; breathing

and swallowing gradually got more difficult. Patient slept very little, having to sit up to breathe. Urine examined : sp. gr .

1024 ; no albumen. 3rd April.—Pulse 102 ; respirations 30, very difficult ; almost

complete aphonia ; absence of breath sounds in the left lung. 4th April.—Died quietly, 7.30 a.m. The diagnosis of malignant tumour was made from— I. The rapid development of pressure symptoms. In aneurism

the ease would have probably lasted twelve or eighteen months before such symptoms would have been produced.

1I. The enlarged glands above the clavicle. III. The history of cancer in the mother. IV. The rapid wasting, which does not occur in aneurism

unless the thoracic duct is pressed on. V. The equality of the pulses—the inequality of these being a

sign of aneurism. VI. The jelly-like sputum characteristic of malignant growth.

VII. More likely to be aneurism if the second sound had been accentuated or normal.

VIII. The absence of pulsation over the bulging on the right side. Although pulsation occurred in front on the left side, if it had been an aneurism this would be got behind ; also, in case of growth, this pulsation is often got from implication of the pul-monary artery.

IX. Absence of the usual causes of atheroma, except hard work, which might produce aneurism.

X Absence of tracheal tugging, which would, in the case of an aneurism of such size, be most likely present.

XI. Malignant growths usually affect respiration more than aneurisms.


XII. Cough in case of aneurism is brazen in character—here, the cough was not marked.

XIII. Difficulty of swallowing is rare in an aneurism. Post-mortem notes.—There was a large fleshy growth from the

periosteum of the third rib on the right side, bulging externally and internally. Externally it infiltrated the pectoralis minor and formed a prominence under the skin. Internally it was adherent to the lung, which, however, was not deeply infiltrated. There was a similar growth over the lower ribs on the right side posteriorly, also forming a bulging beneath the skin. There was a hard, fleshy gland behind the right clavicle. On the left side there was no external bulging, but, when the muscles were removed, a small nodule of infiltration was found opposite the fifth rib in the mammary region. There were extensive patchy growths on the inner surface of the left chest, firmly adherent also to the surface of the lung. The main growth formed a mass round the root of the left lung, surrounding the left pulmonary artery and also the adjacent part of the aortic arch, including the pneumo-gastric and its recurrent branch. It was adherent behind to the periosteum of the spinal column for a limited area about the fourth dorsal vertebra, infiltrating the pericardium and bulging in nodules into its interior, spreading even into the wall of the left auricle, on the back of which, in the growth, there occurred a small tear, with Immorrhage into the pericardial cavity. On opening the trachea, the mucous membrane above the bifur-cation was infiltrated and swollen, and the bronchial tubes, especially the left, were similarly affected—the left, in fact, was nearly closed up. The growth had also infiltrated the wall of the oesophagus and was bulging into its interior a little below the bifurcation of the trachea. No secondary growths occurred in the lungs or elsewhere.

Lungs.—Nothing beyond emphysema of the right lung, due partly to bronchitis and partly to compensation.

Heart.—No valvular lesion ; bruit caused by inability of the vessels to expand—i.e., aorta and pulmonary artery.

Liver.—A hydatid cyst was found full of membranes ; no fluid ; greatly bile-stained and surrounded by biliary smegma.

Prostate enlarged. Dr. Mollison examined the growth, which was found to be a

mixed-celled sarcoma.

Although interested in the military movement, meds. are con-fident that, armed with their customary offensive weapons, they do not need further training to hold the dissecting-room against any foe.


Septic Bill, the " Dead-house" Porter.

Thirty Years and For Ever with the Dead.

Septic Bill has gone at last From his " Dead-house " cold and eerie.

To join his ghostly friends he's passed Across the Styx—that river dreary.

Three-score years lived he and ten, Till quite grey had grown his head,

Bending double o'er the men, Women and children he'd seen dead.

None could " dress " a corpse so well ; At " sewing-up " he was a " dab."

Naught cared he how strong the smell ; His favourite seat was on the slab.

Long his beard, and on his face A smile was never known to linger ;

His chin upon his hand he'd place— That hand with anchylosed forefinger.

Each month to him brought some new friend, As surely as the seasons alter.

When Winter saw the typhoids end, Pulmonic troubles did not falter.

Then, just as "go-betweens," there'd come Some " cardiacs " or " fractured bases,"

Chronic kidneys, or likely some New fangled " op " to fill his " cases."

He, too, was proof against most germs ; They were to him like so much liquor.

With all, save one, he'd friendly terms, And this sole one turned out "a sticker."

Germ-proof thus he thought he'd got, So life held out a good prognosis ;

But, sad to say, it reckoned not On his one foe, Tuberculosis.

And poor old Bill had grown so old, With ne'er a thought of aught amiss,

Until his hidden foe grew bold And urged on Death to plant his kiss.

One day we missed him from his post, In the ward close by he lay in bed ;

His treacherous foe was uppermost—Poor Bill had left to join his dead.

Os INNOMINATUM.


The Annual Lecture. BY T. L. A.

THE annual lecture of the M.S.S. was delivered by Mr. H. M. O'Hara, F.R.C.S., on Thursday evening, 21st June, in the Wilson Hall. The Chief Justice, Sir John Madden, being unavoidably absent, the chair was taken by Professor Allen. There was a large attendance of students and their friends, the hall being nearly filled. The lecturer chose for his subject, " Life, as Influenced by Heredity and Environment." He commenced by quoting some lines of a well-known French writer, and this led on to a discussion as to whether the evil met with in this world did not more than counterbalance the good. Then came the question of heredity and its influence on man. He graphically and feelingly described some of his own experiences and observations on phthisical patients who had come under his care. The speaker's remedy—that of State examination before marriage—for the evil results brought about by those with hereditary disease marrying, is a step in the right direction, and is deserving of the deepest thought and consideration from those who have the future of our race at heart. That there is need for reform in this direction there can be no doubt ; and this scheme, coming from one who has had such opportunities for observation as Mr. O'Hara, is certainly a laudable attempt to cope with the problem. The lecturer gave then an anecdote of his travels in the back blocks of New South Wales. One day—being well out from the homestead—he came to a small hut, and, on entering, he found the stockman and his black " gentleman " seated at dinner ; and, though the surroundings were most meagre, they observed the utmost ceremony. On inquiry, it turned out that the stockman was a baronet in his own right, and the habits and customs formed in his youth still clung to him, and were also strongly influencing his black follower.

The feeling at the close of the lecture was one of regret that we could not have more of it– a high compliment indeed to the lecturer ; but what was delivered has provided food for thought to many, and has provided a subject for discussion amongst those who would not have given it a thought until they heard it put so clearly and concisely before them.

Professor Tucker in a happy speech proposed a vote of thanks to the lecturer, and this was carried with. loud applause. Then Professor Elkington proposed a vote of thanks to Professor Allen for presiding at the lecture, and this was carried with applause. Professor Allen, having suitably responded, the meeting ended.

Before the lecture started, Mr. Allester sang the 'Varsity Anthem in his usual finished style, accompanied on the piano by Mr. Hughes.


The Life of a Country Doctor.

IT is the same all the colony over. You might set up in private practice at Wandylillup or Peeyangkeetang and you will find it similar in every respect, save that in old-established towns there may be a few of the higher classes living, and they, of course, have their own doctor, and personally resent the action of the young practitioner who dares intrude upon their favourite's district. I am speaking now of your young, newly-fledged medico, who, leaving the nest of " Alma Mater," flies, bell-toppered, brass-plated, and semi-equipped, to some country town-ship, and there announces, through the local weekly's medium, that he has commenced practice. As one who has had a " foretaste of those joys to come," let me endeavour to place before you just what I have discerned and what I have experienced ; and perhaps my words may not be barren of good result.

Firstly, then, one takes some time to get known. Even when all the countryside know you are to be found waiting in your surgery, like a spider for a fly, you may be but little known unless you go about it in the right way. This can be done by means of your landlord, or, if need be, your landlady, who can (on, of course, the merest suggestion on your part) probably invite a few of her best friends to an " evening," including your-self. By this means you make a small circle of friends, and then introduction rapidly follows introduction, until, in a very short space of time, you get to know all the inhabitants for miles around.

Now, a good way of coming into contact with the people, pro-fessionally, is by trying to get the appointment of public vaccinator. The constable—a good friend to a country doctor-" rounds up " the families for you. The mothers come with their children, and you are thus brought face to face with that most vital portion of your future practice. Now, these mothers will watch your every movement, and dwell upon every sentence you utter, and all will be carefully gone over on their departure, and little things which you may not think of any import be jotted down against you or in your favour. Of course, some men go into a country town armed to the teeth with letters of intro-duction to many of the chief families, and they are at once "taken up." Their lot is easy. It is of the unknown one of whom I make mention.

Now, as to surgery, &c. Try above all things not to have rooms at a hotel. Even a coffee palace is bad enough, but often one or other of these is the only place available. Living at a hotel generally means that you are not a teetotaller, and you may be invited, more often than you care, to have a drink ;

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and, being new and anxious to succeed, you do not like refusing unless you pose as an abstainer from the very first. Nothing, to my mind, is more humiliating than to see the doctor sent for from the parlor of the " pub." How a surgery should be furnished requires no notice from me, but I would like to remark upon the advisability of having from the first a good examination couch placed in a good position for light ; also, do not put upon your shelves, for patients to see, such trophies of your profession as tumours in pickle-bottles, foetuses, bones, and such-like. These things only serve to create a feeling of awe and dread, which is just what you want to try and banish. Well, you have notified in the local paper that your hours are at a certain time, and you must be somewhere hard by to attend a call or visit. There will soon be someone—humanity is as frail in a bush township as in the metropolis. I know of a case, personally, in which a married lady went to visit the new doctor professionally, for a fanciful ailment, just to satisfy her curiosity ; and, by the same token, she, later, was the means of fetching in many a guinea to him.

Be sure and treat all with the utmost courtesy and deference. I do not mean to make yourself too lowly and meek, but, by a judicious mixture of firmness, and carefulness not to hurt anyone's feelings, so create the impression that you are at any rate a gentleman, and a conscientious one at that. Remember, they are not hospital patients—dependent on charity—but private indi-viduals, who expect a fair return for their money, if only in civility. Treat all alike. People whom you think appear of that style which Mark Twain calls " of no account" will often, you will find, turn out to be quite " big guns " in your little township-world's eyes. I remember a case of this kind, where the patient—a very ordinary-looking female—began to get rather impudent about her own ideas of the case. The doctor quietly but firmly asked her would she kindly cease giving her opinions until he himself, as knoWing more about it, had given his. She changed like magic, and saw there was no chance of hen-pecking there. That lady afterwards turned out to be one of the most influential women then in the district. In the country practice, as in town, but even more so in the former, one hears the oddest of sayings from patients who are describing their symptoms. Great care is needed to let the patient see you are not laughing at him—really a hard matter at times. When a patient tells you he used to be under Dr. —, sixteen miles away, for what he calls " ammonia," or that he has been ordered to have an " injestion," you may laugh mentally, but do not let him see its reflection in your features, else his feelings are at once hurt. Remember, where ignorance is bliss it were folly to be '' other"-wise.

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I fancy I can hear someone say, "But you have not said any-thing about the life led by a country doctor." About his actual routine I cannot speak, for each one shapes out his own course as to hours of consultation, visiting, etc. As to his position socially I can speak with some degree of accuracy. It has been said by some that your country doctor does one of two things. He either hangs round a bar all day or makes love to some other man's wife and bolts with her. About this calumny I will not speak with any definite knowledge. Such cases do most undoubtedly occur. I fancy that the doctor who does that would do the same in town. Perhaps in the country there is more leisure and excuse, at any rate, for the drinking portion of the accusation. It is only a matter of determination, however. The doctor in a country town is a "social parasite," if I may use the term without its being misconstrued for anything like offence. I mean that in places where there is only one doctor, especially, he is here, there, and everywhere. Race meetings, balls, picnics, concerts, debates, etc. Of course I am now presuming that the man is not a bear ; and that he possesses, in some degree, that very essential factor in a doctor's composition—amiability. A doctor who is a social success is a decided acquisition to a country place. Care must be taken, however, against making one's-self too cheap, or folks get it into their heads that you do not spend your leisure hours in procuring the cultivation of mind acquired by reading the latest medical books ; and, consequently, imagine that you are a jolly good fellow, but rather behind the times.

Do not be too ready to lend yourself at a moment's notice, but at the same time try to take an interest in all movements afoot, and so keep in touch with your patients and their friends. Still another word of advice and warning. Never, by any chance, repeat or disclose any kind of information you receive, or discover, from any of your patients, professionally or otherwise. Scandal and gossip grow better than gum-trees in a country township. As a rule, the place is comparatively so small that each one knows the other's business. Still try and not comment on it. People will often ask how is Mr. So-and-so, or what has Mrs. Blank called you in for. You can easily give an answer that conveys no meaning, or else tell the truth if it be a real kind inquiry, as after an accident, Sc. People will soon see your lips are a sealed book to them, and in time refrain from asking you questions, and, further, will respect you as one who can be trusted with anything that is not meant for other ears than your own, and your lot will be rendered easier.

Such is a brief sketch of some of the most marked charac-teristics of the life of a country doctor by-

" ONE WHO HAS TRIED IT."


Ode to the Upper Yarra.

BY " BLUE DUCK."

Yield, 0 Riper, yield the secret Whence thy spicy waters flow !

Do they spring from rocky highlands Where bacilli never grow ?

%Vast thou born on tangled Baw Baw, Where aseptic gum trees tower,

Where the germ of Koch and Eberth Never yet has built its bower ?

• There thy topmost fountain flashes,

Germ a mighty flood to be ! River sparkling—soon thou dashest

Very germy towards the sea.

Leaping o'er the rugged granite, Clear as ice—a crystal flood—

Down by Footscray's scented hamlet, River, thou art clear as mud.

Fairy stream ! thy wattle garland Flings its odours far and wide ;

Can those perfumes be but earnest Of the stench of tannery hide ?

Valleys decked with Spring's green garment •Smile around to cheer thee on.

Who could dream that thou dost ferment All thy balmy wharves along ?

Flowing girt with pleasant bulwarks, Green and purple blending free ;

Flowing on towards the soap works— Emblem of eternity !

Oft have I among thy boulders, 'Neath the gum and wattle sat ;

Far from where the candle-moulders Ply their trade with putrid fat.

Thou and I will dwell together Where I drink or bathe at ease;

They can make their candles, leathr, Soap from fat, or chalk from cheese.


Hydatid Tumour of the Lung. •

BY A. E. B. F.

A HYDATID tumour in the left lung, causing unusual results, was lately met with in the dissecting-room. The cyst was of large size, firmly encapsuled and filled with innumerable daughter cysts, many of which were of the usual " grape-skin " form. The cyst occupied the whole of the upper part of the left lung, extending from the root of the lung below to the cricoid cartilage above. Anteriorly it was in relation with the upper ribs and clavicle. Posteriorly it rested on the left half of the bodies of the first four dorsal vertebrae and the ribs. Below, the tumor descended behind the transverse part of the arch of the aorta, pushing it over to the right side and a little downwards, and between the descending part and the vertebrae. The trachea and oesophagus were in relation with the inner surface of the cyst, and were somewhat displaced to'the right.

The left carotid artery ran up between the tumour and the trachea, and was unaffected by it ; but the subclavian was com-pletely surrounded by it, the tumour having apparently grown from behind above, and then descended in front of the vessel communicating, beneath the artery, with that behind by a well-defined opening. The branches of the subclavian arose from the third part of the vessel, the inferior thyroid artery forming a long loop over the top of the hydatid ; the vertebral passed through a part of the cyst, and, though patent, was uninjected. The mammary was apparently unaffected, but the superior intercostal artery formed merely a fibrous cord across the cyst, running from without, inwards and downwards.

The veins were greatly affected, the left subclavian formed merely a fibrous band across the anterior surface of the cyst ; the left internal jugular was also obliterated an inch below the cricoid cartilage. The left inferior thyroid vein was enlarged and formed the main part of the left innorninate vein. The sub-clavian vein was patent beyond the cyst, but, owing to the state of the dissection, how the return of blood was effected could not be made out. The thoracic duct could not be traced up higher than the small azygos vein, where it seemed to end.

The left phrenic nerve could be traced downwards and inwards over the cyst for a short distance, but rapidly dwindled to a mere thread and was lost on the surface of the cyst. The lower part of the nerve could only be traced for a short distance upwards from the inner surface of the cyst, and was soon lost. The pneumo-gastric nerve ran down on the inner surface of the cyst, to which it was loosely connected, and passed down over the arch of the aorta in the usual way ; and the recurrent laryngeal nerve

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was also unaffected, passing over the arch of the aorta internal to the cyst. The sympathetic could not be traced higher than the fourth intercostal space. The brachial plexus was unaffected.

The cyst was fairly free in the neck, passing through the upper aperture of the thorax. Within the thorax the cyst-wall was firmly adherent to the anterior and lateral surfaces of the bodies of the upper four dorsal vertebrae, extending from the mid-line to the heads of the ribs, to which it was also attached. The surfaces of the bodies of the vertebrae were eroded, though to no great depth.

The parietal and visceral pleurae on the left side were bound together by fibrous adhesions, the lower part of the lung being somewhat firm. The right lung was large and emphysematous.

Previous History.---As the obliteration of the veins and the implication of the nerves would lead one to expect well-marked symptoms, inquiries were made as to the history of the " patient." All that could be learnt was that he had been in a hospital for some eighteen months, suffering from paraplegia, the lower limbs being altogether powerless, with great wasting of the muscles. The bladder and rectum were unaffected. There was a slight cough and great pain in the epigastric region. - There seems to have been pain in the lower limbs also, for he had been receiving large doses of morphia ; and for some time prior to his death he had been completely under its, influence. This would, to a great extent, disguise any pain, etc., that would other-wise have been complained of in the thoracic region. There was no venous congestion of either the head, face, or arm—in fact, nothing to cause any suspicion of such a tumour being present.

The paraplegia was found to be due to sclerosis of the lateral columns of the cord in the region of the lumbar enlargement, the left side being more affected than the right, while the central part of the cord formed a mere cyst.

A New View of Evolution.

BY W. L. F. M.

MY visits to the Zoo. are always paid on Sunday. For reasons not worth dragging into publicity, I spend that day most fitly in contemplation of the vast evolutionary process which has cul-mmateJ in the race of which the present writer is a member. To put it more concisely, I spend that day in visiting my poor relations. Sunday seems the day of all days on which to leave behind us all petty pride of birth.

By careful and exhaustive observation I have come to the con-clusion that every animal in the garden posseses, in a rudimentary form, every faculty which, I am told, exists in its highest stage of


development in myself. The reconstructive imagination, for instance, is finely exemplified in a mountain goat of some kind or other. The kindly guardians of the place have erected a wooden mountain for him, upwards of five feet in height. To see him scale that slippery crag and gaze, with a far-away look in his eyes, at the happy vales below, is superb. In the ecstasy of his trance he seems to stand, in Tennyson's words-

" Apart upon a mountain, when the surge Of some new deluge from a thousand hills Flings leagues of roaring foam into the gorge Below him, as far on as eye can see."

In the words of another great poet of our century; whose works the world will not willingly let die-

" 'E dunno where 'e are."

The faculty of humour has its origin, so some biologists tell us, in malice. I never believed this till I saw it with my own eyes. It was in the hyena cage. The two inmates had evidently had a domestic difference, and were preparing to settle it in the good old English way—Queensberry rules. Fancy my astonishment at seeing, on each face, a faintly-dawning smile, which gradually expanded till it was a broad grin ! "There," I cried, regardless of onlookers, " is humour itself, in all the ghastly horror of its nakedness, stript of the veils with which a rotten and effete civilisation seeks to hide its deformity!" - The musical faculty is the one of all others which the average man supposes to be the especial prerogative of the human race. Nothing could be more false ! Darwin has told us that the Gibbon ape can perform a whole octave of musical sounds. Per-sonally, I believe its range to be much wider. The very last Sunday on which I visited the Zoo., I found a brace of Gibbons performing a simian version of the Twelfth Mass. The gradual softening and dying away at the end, technically known as " Gibbon's decline and fall," showed that these talented artistes know what pathos is. Their execution was not, perhaps, without flaws ; but let us remember Professor Marshall-Hall's dictum :-" No one can criticise an artist but the artist himself." The Professor, at all events, will find much that is sustaining and soulful in these simple cadences. They will remind him of the roaring of the waves on a windless night, or, mayhap, of the glamour of moonlit waters o'er which the noonday sun is streaming.

The condition of the kangaroos illustrates the great truth that a prophet is not without honour save in his own country. The emaciated appearance of one of these animals was so striking a few Sundays ago that I remarked on its excessive angularity to

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one of the keepers, who replied that it had just had a square meal. That cornered me ; but I retain the opinion that no geometrical conception whatever will explain the staring publicity of that animal's ribs. There is only one kangaroo in the gardens whose tail looks fit to make soup of, and that is a wooden one, twelve feet high. When this specimen was first introduced, his smaller brethren used to resent, in an extreme way, his full-fed appearance and aristocratic repose of mien. This is to show that marsupials have their rights and know it.

I come now to the great thought, for the enunciation of which this article is written. It came to me from the eye of a chim-panzee. Everyone has doubtless noticed the humbling influence which the calm gaze of a monkey exerts on a man. I myself, after an hour's quiet intercourse with the apes, have slunk home in such a manner that Sherlock Holmes, had he seen me, would have infallibly deduced either a bad conscience or a new suit. How account for this humbling influence 7

Monkeys are idealists. Dwelling in a world of phenomena, they know it for what it is—a phantasmagoria, a fleeting dream, show of confused sensation. Hence that look in their deep eyes, of profound contempt for all we count most real ; hence that in-scrutable mystery in their gaze, which tells us, most surely, that an ape stands on a higher moral and intellectual plane than any that human beings can attain to.

It has commonly been supposed that psychical evolution began in man—that, till man came, all development was purely physical. Herbert Spencer, indeed, has a chapter on Animal Ethics ; but even he has failed to grasp, in the slightest degree, the truth I am about to enunciate. That truth is : that the process we call evolution is a process of physical development keeping step with psychical retrogression. I believe that in man this process of psychical retrogression has reached its lowest point. This truth has been vaguely adumbrated by Shelley in his lines to the skylark :—

"Waking or asleep, Thou of death must deem

Things more true and deep Than we mortals dream."

If such things are said of the skylark, what will be said of the rotifer ? The amoeba is composed almost entirely of Pure Reason.

I believe this will prove the most fruitful thought which our century has contributed to speculative science. It came to me, as I have said, from that strange expression in the eyes of mon-keys, which leaves us with an absolute conviction of their intellectual superiority.


Notes from the Art's Side. By "QUAD."

THE humdrum life of the Third Term seems to have already commenced, and news from this side is conspicuous by its absence. The small talk and airy persiflage of the Union Gorge-room is slowly giving way to discussions on girders, and conver-sations on Political Economy seem to move the spirit of the "Man in the Quad." Still, however, the Law-men have burst the bonds of torpor, since the annual smoke night of their Society was revived on Saturday, 7th July, and on the following Friday they held a Legal Moot in the Historical Lecture Theatre.

A lot from our side have already given their names to the secretary of the newly-formed corps, as the movement seems to be one which deserves the attention of all Shop-men who can spare the time. And besides, in these days, when the student is held up as the shocking example of all evil, it is gratifying to find a Major-General who can discover hidden good qualities even in us. " For what we have received," etc.

The Union, as many have observed, has been " lying low " with regard to its social functions for the last twelve months, with the gratifying result that its finances are greatly recuperated, and the load of debt which so long hampered its progress almost removed. There is one loss, however, which the Society has sustained which can hardly ever be replaced—the beautifully-tinted photograph of " Chloe," which so long graced the walls of the old Gorge-room, has vanished ! The loss is irreparable, as the Social Purity Society are suspected by some to be the instigators of its removal. I may add that the Chancellor and Sir Frederick, who (with Chloe) resided on the University premises, are absolved from all blame.

The inter-schools matches, the annual sports, and the occasional frivolities of the Princess Ida (we haven't forgotten her tableaux yet), are matters of common acquaintance ; but there is one more item of " news" which I must confide in your pink, shell-like auricle—Professor McCoy has not been laid up with bronchitis this year. The time is long past for this to occur, as it usually does, and such a lamentable disregard of traditions and punc-tuality should surely be dealt with by the Council.

On Saturday, 1 1 th August, the second Saturday in Third Term, the Union intend reviving their old smoke nights. A strong programme is being prepared, and no pains will be spared by the social committee to make it a success. Medicals especially will be heartily welcomed.

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The Smoke Nights. By " Do ox."

THE social year of the M.S.S. was fairly opened by the usual Smoke Night at the end of First Term, which passed off in a highly successful manner. There was .a goodly number of our examining and teaching staff ranged round the piratical can-delabra of the Society, amongst whom was Professor Allen, in the chair.

The proceedings were opened as usual by Mr. E. M. Allester with the Anthem up to date, and giving place to Mr. Lenthall Oldfield, whose well-deserved popularity was shown by the burst of applause which greeted his appearance. His "Adieu, Marie !" had all the pathos which appeals to the medical while the night is yet young, and the insidious Lager has not undermined his taste (for music). An encore was demanded and responded to. Mr. H. M. O'Hara then gave " The Vagabond " (Molloy), which deservedly obtained an encore in the shape of an old favourite, "Off to Philadelphia," in which the singer's sympathetic voice brought out all the pathetic humour which makes these songs so admired. Mr. Harry Thompson introduced the comic element of the evening by revealing some secrets of his life " When the IVIissis is Out," for which, of course, an encore was asked and well responded to. Mr. Kielly showed the talent which is lying latent in the Schools by his banjo solo, which was much appre-ciated. Later on he sang the well-known song, " In a Hundred Fathoms Deep." Mr. Cunningham rendered Jude's " Mighty Deep" in a delightful manner, and after responding to an encore gave place to Mr. Pennefather, who detailed his plan of campaign against "The Broker's Man," and silenced the vociferous applause for a time with " The Man That Broke the Bank at Monte Carlo." Mr. C. D. Law then recited in fine style, after which Mr. Cohen gave some extremely pretty airs on the mandoline. Mr. E. M. Allester then sang " The Waggoner ; " and Mr. Cock kept the laughter long and loud with his anecdotes of " Zachary and Katrina." Mr. A. W. Connelly then sang " Jolly Good Com-pany," assisted by a large and enthusiastic chorus. A varied list of toasts was gone through.

The Social Committee are to be congratulated on the success of the second terminal Smoke Night, since they arranged it within a week. Even at such short notice we had a large number of the School's friends present, who, with the students, comfortably filled the banquet-hall. The programme, a worthy rival of its predecessor, was presented by Dr. P. Moloney, who, as chairman, was in his merriest mood. Amongst our constant visitors we were glad to see some new faces. Mr. Francis Hart,

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the librettist of Predataros, considered us good company enough to spend the whole evening with us, and got a right royal welcome for his songs of Utopia, though we heard no gem from Australia's newest opera. The glory of the evening shone not o'er the " Holy City " nor " The Garonne," where tinkled the mandolin, but on the oratory. The Soul of wit was with us that night, if Brevity is his name. If I remember correctly, we had only two transgressors ; but as we clamoured for more when they concluded, we must, I fear, pardon them. Let them under-stand that they come often and bring all their friends who "are unaccustomed to public speaking."

The Naughty Mnemonic. By " BLUE DUCK."

What makes the Med. look gay and bright, Altho' exams. may be in sight ? Why, just a simple, clear and trite--

Brand-new mnemonic.

Is it because he's done his graft, Or knows a condyle from a shaft ? Oh no ! his hope, his saving raft

Is a mnemonic.

Papers and orals make us laugh ; Our answers startle all the staff, For, rather than a phonograph,

Give us mnemonics !

Materia, so dull and dry, Makes students wink the other eye, When in exams. a drug they spy—

With a mnemonic.

Tho' nerves and vessels, muscle, bone, May cause us many a mental groan, We'll change to laughter every moan

By these mnemonics.

Medical poets may be few And far between ; we do not rue Their loss, if only we've a few

To make mnemonics.

More blessed by Meds. the years along Than Peter, Paul, or even John, Are those who burst forth into song,

And make mnemonics.

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Athletics.

THE ANNUAL SPORTS.

THE Melbourne University Annual Athletic Sports were held this year on the Melbourne Cricket Ground on 12th July. The assertion, which can be amply proved, places beyond doubt the fact that the U.A.A. still exists. How many students know anything about the Association ?, Last year it was actually visited by the financial scare, and was so upset that it abandoned the sports. This year it had gone into winter quarters oblivious of all traditions, and only came out when prodded by the threat of the M.S.S. to hold a Medical School Sports Meeting.

Col. Gray and D. Ryan quickly got into harness as secretaries, and roused the enthusiasm of the athletes, who, 1 am glad to say, responded right royally, and, in spite of adverse circumstances, made the 1894 meeting a success. In future let us hope that the fine weather of First Term will be chosen, and that the com-mittee will recall the recent popularity of the sports before charging two shillings admission. Nothing would be lost by supplying complimentary ladies' tickets. The experiment is worth trying. This year it would have made little difference. It was not weather for any but the stoutest to be out of doors. For days previous it was wet under foot, and Wednesday evening closed in with heavy rain. The morning broke cloudy, with a heavy wind, which raised hopes of a clear day. The sun could scarce pierce the leaden sky, however, and gave up the struggle by noon. Blinding showers of rain soon followed, and swept mercilessly across the ground at short intervals the whole after-noon. Not content with drenching the competitors and ground officials, who stood gallantly to their posts, the wind swept the icy showers in upon the spectators, causing them to retreat far back into the spacious stand.

The Members' Reserve, by four o'clock, presented quite a satisfactory appearance, thanks to the plucky ladies who, as true friends, stood by us when the day was darkest. Specially notice-able was the number of women students from ,‘‘ The other side, please." Did my vision play me false ? I did not see one repre-sentative of our own side. Truly, we medicos are a happy family ! One reason supplied me for their absence was that they considered the sports the ruse of some would-be body-snatchers to decoy them from their dissecting-room. I fear my informant is prejudiced, but in absence of any other explanation I give it

Seen from a distance, the ground looked like a billiard-table, and so it was, but not even the thought of the coming English eleven could prevent one from destroying a square foot of grass


at every step. The mystery and disappointment of the day was the scarcity of falls. Despite the united prayers of all his friends. Bevan neither went spreadeagle nor did his silk hat blow off as he recklessly traversed the whole length of the ground. The gentle-men who " came down " in showers had on the flimsiest apology for clothing, and looked the proverbial chicken in a thunderstorm, appropriately sitting in the mud.

We could all stand the ladies admiring Flack, but, hang it all ! it is like his cheek to monopolise the sympathy of the whole party and carry off the Championship Mile at his own pace. I sent in a protest before 6 p.m., but can obtain no redress. As a peace offering, however, Robinson, whom I dug out of the mud, has promised to show me how to win a Sack Race on all fours. Abbott will, in future, run fair, and do no rolling in. The stewards will do away with the sprint ropes jump in the quarter-mile if I determine on competing. The horizontal bar in the Obstace Race will be supported by one pole. The tarpaulin will be raised two feet from an inclined plane to allow one slipping through easier. Professor Kernot will test the suspension power of all the barrels to 281b. Between each obstacle competitors will go round the 440 distance twice, and report their completion of the course, not by breasting a tape, but introducing himself to the judges, to be found either in the refreshment-roont or pavilion bar. Why wait on the ground ?

The Mile Walking Race recalls the Rational Dress for Women. Women should not wear trousers, because they waddle most ungainly. Indeed ! Well, some men should wear skirts ! And talking of dress, can the women tell me the difference between Ormond Green, Trinity Green, and Queen's Green 7 Would they match Nicol Green ? The editor says I must " shut up ;" but why did the Law School get the Sack after winning the Team Race ? Had the absence of a second anything to do with it Whether Kielly wanted to go in the Egg and Spoon Race with his gingham up ? Was Bevan trying to win the Hurdle on his head ? How many years will the enthusiasm with which Dr Kent Hughes has inoculated us last ? I shall answer myself for the man who scoffed at our movement. He has taken Rough on Rats. Nothing succeeds like success.

100 Yards Championship—T. Green, 1 ; L. R. Bevan, 2 ; Bullivant, 3.

Mile Walking Handicap--G. Sheehan, C. D. Law, dead heat, 1 ; T. L. Aicken, 3.

120 Yards Hurdle Handicap—Reid, 1 ; Bevan, 2 ; Brough-ton, 3.

220 Yards Open Race—Moir, 1 ; Nolan, 2 ; Reid, 3.

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University Handicap, 100 yds.—Hogan, 1 ; Allen, 2 ; Nicol, a. 440 Yards Championship—Kennedy, 1 ; D. Bevan, 2;

Parker, 3. Sack Race—O'Donnell, 1 ; Hollon, 2 ; Abbott, 3. 120 Yards Hurdle Championship—Reid, 1 ; Bullivant, 2 ;

L. Bevan, 3. One Mile Championship—E. H. Flack, 1 (unopposed). Intercollegiate Race, 150 yds.—T. Green (Ormond), 1 ; H.

Rupp (Trinity), 2 ; J. W. Crean (Queen's), 3. Inter-schools' Race, 880 yds.—R. Wingrove (Law), 1 ; Glen

Knight (Medical), 2 ; R. P. Lewers (Law), 3 ; B. J. Parkinson (Law), 4.

Egg and Spoon Race—Singleton, 1. University Handicap, 440 yds.— J. E. Hogan, 1 ; Salter, 2 ;

Tymms, 3. Bicycle Race—F. E. Jones, 1 ; T. Crossthwaite, 2 ; L. Gil-

lespie, 3. Siamese Race--E. T. Green and W. J. Nicol, 1. Obstacle Race.—Singleton, 1 ; Nicol, 2. One Mile Handicap.—Brache, 1 ; Serle, 2 ; Flack, 3. Princess Ida Club Handicap (150 yards).—P. V. Bevan, 1 ;

Crean, 2 ; Allen, 3. Open Two Mile Flat Race.—Ballantyne, 1 ; Ashworth, 2 ;

Calder, 3. Long Jump.—D. Bevan, 19ft. 3in. Kicking for Goal.—A. R Dore. Throwing Lacrosse Ball.—A. Abbott (15 yds.), 135 yds., 1 ;

P. Tisdall, 129 yds., 2 ; F. J. Holmes, 128 yds., 3. Three Mile Handicap.—W. H. Green (600 yds.), 1 ; C. F.

Belcher (400 yds.), 2; A. E. Davis (500 yds.), 3. Tug-of-War.—Engineers beat Law, Arts beat Medicals. Final

postponed owing to wet weather. Steeplechase, 660 yds.—S. Reid, 1 ; H. Davis, 2. High Jump—Clive Morrison, 1 ; S. Reid, 2 ; D. Bevan, 3.

THE IDLER,

FOOTBALL NOTES.

Our Football Club, as is well known, has, by the energetic movements of some gentlemen at the beginning of last year, been placed on a footing, which, not altogether firm just yet, may, and will, no doubt, become gradually stronger as the term of its existence increases. These gentlemen, amongst whom Mr. Alolesworth was most prominent, agreed to launch out as a team to play in the First-Rate Juniors. Favoured with success at first, and even keeping up courage until the last of the season, this


team, on the whole, did not quite come up to the general expecta-tions. Nevertheless, notwithstanding the loss of several of the really good players, the members this year once more resolved to continue on another season's journey in the same association.

So far the team has been only moderately successful. It is found that a great drawback is that the occurrence of the short vacations tends to draw away the players, and thus causes, as a result, irregularity of attendance. Still we hope to plod on, although it may be rather an up-hill game. Why do not more of the fellows take advantage of such opportunities while they can, not only to further on the University Athletics, but also for their own personal good ? Certainly a large number of men have other branches of sport to attend to, but still how many are there who like to stand with hands in pockets and mope around with-out the slightest care for healthy exercise. Unfortunately, one of our members met with a severe accident in the match with Austral.

Lately the various schools have been arranging matches between one another, but the interest shown has been very small. On 3rd July, a team representing the Meds. met the one from the Arts, the result being in favour of the Arts. But how is it the Meds. have not the esprit de corps to rally in their full strength, as it is well known that they have as good footballers to choose from as any of the other schools.

What does the mild little story which hovers round the Medical School tell of one of its former students, who now is one of its most worthy and respected graduates ; how on a certain, much-cared-for plot of grass in front of the old Medical School, there played two students, and how, in the midst of their frolic, the " much-respected " gardener most abruptly, yet cautiously, introduced to the smaller of the two intruders his worthy boot-maker.

THE UNIVERSITY TENNIS CLUB.

ALTHOUGH not quite so fortunate ia possessing the services of first-class players as in the days of Shuter, Green, Hutton, Chomley, and Gus Kearney, still the old club in all other respects is as flourishing as ever.

This year we have four teams entered for the Pennant compe-titions. The first team, consisting of Messrs. Fowles, Glassford, Officer, Orr, and Spence, and a reserve in the persons of Drs. Shuter and Harbison, have so far been unlucky in losing three out of the five matches played in the Doubles, in two cases only by one set. This pulls them down to third place in the Premiership list.

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The second team at present are about fourth in their class, which this year is an unusually strong one. Their team includes Messrs. Spowers and Brentnall, Fisken and McComas.

The third team commenced very strongly, playing very keenly, and improving their game fast ; but through illness and other causes they have gone back a little of late. Clarke, Stewart, Mackay, Francis and MacFarlane now constitute this four.

The fourth team is always a difficult one to keep too.ether, and consequently seldom does itself justice. The club is greatly indebted to the medical students for the enthusiastic support they are giving. The annual tournament is now in full swing; the new pavilion, which has been erected on the courts, proving a special attraction on this occasion. The championship of the University, for which our President (Mr. Love) annually gives a trophy, will be competed for by Glassford, Fowles, Officer, and Orr. Glassford is the holder at present, and is a very hard man to beat.

Besides the Double and Single Handicap, there is to be a Don's Handicap, for which large entries have been received.

In point of members the club is in a very satisfactory state, so that, given playable weather and the co-operation of players, the Committee feel certain that this year the Tournament will outdo all previous attempts to bring the men together, and lead to a general improvement in their play.

The Registrar's Roll. THERE are 593 students attending lectures at the University this year, distributed as follows :—

Medicine.-219 (women, 14). 1st year, 70 ; 2nd year, 47 ; 3rd year, 29 ; 4th year, 32 ; 5th year, 27. Single subjects, 14.

Arts.-171 (women, 43). 1st year, 62 ; 2nd year, 43 ; 3rd year, 34. Single subjects, 32.

Articled Clerks.-77. 1st year (old regulation), 6 (new regulation), 28 ; 2nd year (old regulation), 26 (new (regulation), 17.

Law.-30. 1st year, 17 ; 2nd year, 12. Single subjects, 1. Engineering.-69. 1st year, 11 ; 2nd year, 27 ; 3rd year,

11 ; 4th year, 17. Single subjects, 3. Music.-17 (women, 12). 1st year, 4 ; 3rd year, 3. Single

subjects, 10. Science.-10 (women, 3). 1st year, 3 ; 2nd year, 2 ; 3rd

year, 1. Single subjects, 4.


Spicula.

Adam—The " first man " at midwifery. Some ladies present at the Three Miles on U.C.G., attracted

doubtless by the silk hat. The " higher sisterhood," A product of the Melbourne Uni-

versity, rides a " bike." Duties of a Resident Officer at the Melbourne very severe this

year. Has to answer all his Honorary's queries and keep him up to date.

The University refrigerating chamber—Natural Philosophy lecture room.

Students, as well as patients, suffer from low muttering delirium. One prospective graduate has severe attacks at bedside clinics.

Prevailing depression has invaded dissecting-room. Four bodies for one hundred men. Operative Surgery in similar condition.

Received from M.S.S. treasurer :—a growl for subscriptions. Glad to see Mr. Webb amongst us again. Who measured the five miles for the Cross Country There is a report that a medical is married and has received

the Queen's bounty twice. Who is he ? WANTED TO KNOW.—HOW to learn Practical Anatomy without

dissecting ? Apply Fourth Year. Not Habeas Corpus, but Da Corpora. Sad but true, the Medical School has lost a stone. Did a Green'un win the Three Miles ? Ask " scratch " and

Knight It ought to be generally known that the standard of the

Examination in Lunacy for M.D. has been raised. HEARD IN THE WARDS. Resident: "Well, my little man, how

old are you ?" Precocious Patient: "'Leven sir." R : "Father and mother living?" P.P.: "Yes, sir." R.: "Have you any brothers or sisters ?" P.P... " No, sir ! They drowned all the rest, and kept me for a sample."

The Medical School lost the honour of supplying a commander for the new corps by the departure for England of its promising Military Surgeon, Jeff Stone.

Two MORE FACTS.—Honorary to Patient: "Is your mother an invalid ?" Patient : "No sir, she is a widow."

Resident has just given instructions to Sister. One Patient to another: "You're got to have an enema." Other Patient: " What's that ?" First Speaker : " Oh, an interjection I, suppose."

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A FACT.—Man from the Zoo. with gorilla's skull: "Yes, she died last night, so I brought her head over for the Prof." Junior Med : "Er— what ward did she die in."

Our Prof. waxed quite bellicose at the military meeting. One wants but Little here below, but Wilsmore wants her

long.

If Professor Spencer has accomplished the range of his explora-tions, we shall be glad to welcome him back for a long stay.

Old Boys. " Not lost, but gone before."

Edgar Barrett a benedict, doing well at Glenferrie. Jack Box at Footscray, raking in the " ducats." George Ley at Minyip. Dickens at Beulah. Ted Strahan gone to S.A. for his health. " Long " James at Bendigo. Woinarski (Whiskey) at West Melbourne. Joe Drew a benedict. Tiger Thomson in the same condition. Napthine at Stawell, recently married. Hopkins, Stawell Hospital. " Stu." Angwin at St. Arnaud. Courtney at Ballan. Doolan at St. Vincent's Hospital, Sydney. Carty Salmon, M.L.A. Alec Bennie at Berwick. Bob Buntine in Natal. Torn Boyd, F.R.C.S. " Clagger " Rock doing locum all over Great Britain. Acton at Benalla. I3utchart at Yarram. Emily Mary Page Stone at Auburn. " Parson " Davis at Loch. Les. Davies at Leongatha. Lonergan assistant at Korumburra to McGee. Jack Gordon still in London. Davy Lines at Woodend, a happy father. Rev. Dr. Ick at Tasmania. G, G. Nicholls, in South Australia, and Murdoch have gone

and done it. Chenhall at Marrickville, N.S.W. Weigall, Children's.

Kenny, Women's. Amy Castilla at St. Vincent de Paul's Hospital, Melbourne. Mouritz abandoned the sea-side for the winter, gone to

Jerilderie. Ashworth taken Strahan's place at Bacchus Marsh. Jim Morton has plenty hard riding round Broadford. The " Wily One " at the Eye and Ear. Mat Kelly convalescing from Ty. at S.A. Dave Morton, House Surgeon at Alfred. Charley Brown gone to London in Culgoa. Sableberg gone to Japan. London news reports R. Lee Brown engaged to a lady medical ;

marriage postponed till he recovers from small-pox, contracted from a patient.

Jacko Jackson making his fortune out of wrist drop. at Broken Hill. Is using up all the Mag. Sulph. there.

Billy Long and Harbison seen about the shop lately playing the piano and tennis.

C. Laver back again from Edinburgh full blown. Roberts off to the old country. Tom Wilson doing big ops. at Creswick. H. N. ',borne at London ; got his L.R.C.P.

Answers to Correspondents. WOMBAT.—Received too late. Crowded out. A. C. F. H.—Too long. POST MORTEM.—This paper is not a .branch of the new sewerage

scheme. MAG. SULPH.--See P.M. WHY Bitoof.?—Our office boy would like you to explain. A bit

dense. A GAMBOL—Declined. AN IDYLL—Please send portrait. OUT-PATIENT.—Sorry we have no room. 0. L. A.—Much regret, no room.

Publications Received. Adelaide Medical Students' Review, Australian Medical journal,

Australasian Medical Gazette.

FORD & Sox, Printers, 372 & 374 Drummond Street, Carlton.

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