Photo by Tony Ruta

TIME Magazine CollegeAchievement Award winnerPeter Cho receives a com­memorative plaque fromTIME Publisher Richard B.Thomas at an awards banquetat New York's Windows onthe World Restaurant. Cho, ajunior majoring in physics,was one of 20 winners and 80finalists cited by the magazinefor academic and extracur­ricular achievement.

ing plant; the legitimate peopledrive a regular semi-truck andleave the large trailer near theCenter for several days, once amonth. Caltech Security have beenalerted., and all members of theCaltech community are urged towatch out for these thieves and totake down the license platenumbers of any suspicious pickuptrucks.

Dr. Cohen draws a sharpdistinction between these thieves,who are really ripping off theKecycling Center, and people likethe Caltech undergraduates whocomb through the glass bin forunusual beer bottles, and onewoman who clips coupons from thecollected newspapers. In the past,people in real need of money havetaken some aluminum cans fromthe Center, but never has anyonetaken anywhere near this much.

The Recycling Center began itspresent incarnation when Dr.Cohen came to Caltech as a pro­fessor. While she was a graduatestudent here in the late sixties andearly seventies, there was anotherRecycling Center, but it had diedby the time she came back in 1978.The Recycling Center acceptsglass, aluminum and newspaper,and makes a few hundred dollarsa month. The money goes toupgrade facilities at PalomarObservatory that would not other­wise be improved.

Again, anyone who sees peopleloading newspapers from theRecycling Center into pickuptrucks should take down the licenseplate number and report it toCaltech Security.

Cho WinsTIME Award

FRIDAY 9 MAY 19861

newspaper in pickup trucks. Shegot a license plate number fromone of the trucks and tried to con­tact the owners, but they have mov­ed and are unreachable.

The thieves are impossible tomistake for the people authorizedto take the newspaper to the recycl-

moderate Republican group." Hehas gotten the support of severalsmall San Fernando Valleynewspapers and is trying to get theDaily News, the major localnewspaper of that region, to en­dorse him.Schuyler is quite confident that hewill win this election. One of thereasons for his thinking so is thathis opponent is a follower of Lyn­don Larouche. His second justifica­tion is that he feels, "They (thevoters) like me. They like youth.They like young people out theredoing something." Finally, heclaimed, "I think I come acrosswell. I have become a much betterspeaker having given ten minuteaddresses every day and answeringquestions."

The purpose behind Schuyler'scandidacy is, "CD It's educational.@ It's necessary. @ I might havea chance of winning." He also said,"The reason I'm running is that Iwanted to go into law for a while.Before I decided to run forAssembly, I applied to law school.Politics is sort of a steppingground. If I wanted to pursue acareer in politics further, I could."He also noted that companies will

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Recycling Center Theftsby Diana Foss

. Someone is stealing newspapersfrom the Caltech Recycling Center,located in the Beckman parking lotnear the Ticket Office. Accordingto Dr. Judith Cohen, who runs theRecycling Center, people havebeen carting off large amounts of

establishment too easily ap­propriates money and sets up com­mittees for the problems at hand.

Schuyler describes himself as astrong supporter of PresidentReagan and Governor GeorgeDukemajean. He is the LosAngeles County Chairman of theYoung Americans for Freedomand adheres to the ideals presentedby the group. Some of the generalprinciples upheld by the conser­vative group include the loweringof taxes, the maintenance of astrong defense, and the preserva­tion of the United States' integritythroughout the world.

Endorsements of Schuyler havenot been scarce. Already he hasreceived the approval of every 43rdDistrict Assembly candidate fromthe last six years he has come incontact with, the past three stateCongressional candidates from hisdistrict, YAF, and the San Fernan­do Valley Young Republicans. Heis still waiting for the backing ofGovernor Dukemajean, Mike An­tonovitch, and Pat Nolan, a formerYAF state chairman. Schuylerasserts that the only group to refuseendorsement was the CaliforniaRepublican Assembly, whom heconsiders to be a "somewhat

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40 students. Biology (13), CS (10),Math (9) and Chemistry (8) followthe Big Three, with sundry minormajors bringing up the rear.

Of the 208 students who turn­ed us down, 154 took the troubleto tell us where they're going in­stead. Stanford and MIT led thepack, luring away 30 and 28students, respectively. Berkeley(20), Harvard (13), Princeton (8),and Harvey Mudd (7) and other,unnamed schools rounded up therest.

Since this is the California In­stitute of Technology, it's only fit­ting that the largest number ofstudents (68, or 36 %) came fromthe Golden State. A bit surprising­ly, the South is the next bestrepresented; its 30 studentsrepresenting 16% of the incomingclass. The rest of the West accountsfor 28 people (15%), the Midwestfor 26 (14 %), the Northeast 20(11 %), and 13 students (7%) willcome to Caltech from foreigncountries.

Other miscellaneous statistics:1 woman and 7 men will take partin the Summer Support Program;15 were admitted under these con­ditions. 2 students have elected todefer admission for a year.

billion, according to Schuyler.) Hebelieves this way the Californiagovernment places so much impor­tance on itself and its bureaucracyis unjustifiable.

@ He feels the educationalsystem in California needs reform.According to Schuyler, 55% of thestate budget goes to schools, yetCalifornia still has one of thelowest-quality systems in the na­tion.

@ Schuyler does not feel itright that the federal governmentshould pressure states to changetheir laws. An example of this isthe federal threat to refuse highwayfunds to states that do not complywith the 55mph speed limit and thedrinking age of 21. He said, "TheConstitution guarantees the rightsof the States to create mandatesdealing with these things. I am veryangry at the legislature for cavingin to these demands."

® The attitude of the present,Democrat-controlled legislature isfound disagreeable by Schuyler."I'm sick and tired of the way thelegislature in California handlesthings under the Senate leadershipof David Roberti and, in theAssembly, Speaker WillieBrowne." He feels the current

NUMBER 27

Caltech Senior Runs for State Assembly

New Frosh Class

by Josh KurutzPolitics is the name of the game

for Mark Schuyler, a Flemingbouse senior who hopes to beelected the Republican Party can­didate for 43rd District's seat in theCalifornia State Assembly. His on­ly opponent in the June 3Republican primary election is afollower of Lyndon Larouche, whobas been described by many as apolitical extremist; if Schuyler winsin this election, he will proceed tothe fall general election, where hewill face one Democrat and one1nember of the Peace and Freedomparty.

The responsibilities of this posi­tion in the state legislature, accor­ping to Schuyler, are all­encompassing. The laws con­sidered by this body are those thatconcern people every day. Ex­amples given by Schuyler includ­ed auto insurance laws, the speedlimit, the drinking age, and proper­ty and sales taxes.

Schuyler's platform consists offour issues:

CD He wants to cut taxes; tojustify this, he cited California's"hydra-headedness" in budgetaryImatters. (California has a $1 billionsurplus and a budget of about $33

by Diana FossSpring is in the air, and with

spring comes the new freshmanclass. Caltech admitted a grandtotal of 395 people, 185 of whomhave decided to "meet the Caltechchallenge." After this year'sbehemoth frosh class (230students), next year's class willseem rather small, but its small sizereally is a direct response to pastlargesse. In addition, 19 peoplehave been admitted from thewaiting list, but the Admissions Of­fice has yet to hear from them.

Of the 395 admitted, 62 arewomen and 333 are men, while 23of those coming to Caltech arewomen, and 162 are men.Translated into terms everyone canunderstand: the admitted ratio was6.4 to 1, while the actual ratio isa whopping 8 to 1. 27 of thewomen admitted to Caltech cameto visit as pre-frosh, and 14 of these(52 %) decided to come, compared

. to 9 (26 %) who did not pay Caltecha visit.

On the subject of majors,. Physics regains its ascendancy over

EE as the major of choice, with 61students stating it as their intendedmajor, and only 31 opting for EE.E&AS is second to Physics, with

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in their efforts, but they mustremember that idealism does notplay such a large role in most peo­ple's minds as would be needed toensure world peace, starting evenwith something as small (in com­parison) as the elimination ofnuclear weapons. Of course, theremay yet be hope for peace, but thehope will not be borne by thosewho have such a narrow perspec­tive on history.

more spoiled brat kids in the lasttwo centuries than probably everexisted before, since the belief ininnate goodness implies "naturaleducation," such as outlined inRousseau's Emile, where a studentis taught basically by being let onhis own to experience everything.Now, Rousseau was a vacillatory,self-contradictory sentimentalist,and his philosophy is generallycriticized-all except his belief inthe innate goodness of man, whichis held by either stubborn in­dividuals or those who would liketo be labelled "Enlightened"because the name soundsfashionable.

History indicates that the innategoodness of man is an innate ab­surdity. The American marketsystem is oiled by the selfish in­terests of its participants, as plann­ed (foretold?) by Adam Smith, thepatron saint of capitalism. Warsgenerally start between states onpolitical or economic, rather thanideological grounds (the VietnamWar was an example of an ideo­logically-motivated war, and it wasdefused by a subsequent rejectionof ideology that was the result ofthe war's lack of promise ofpolitical or economic gain). Andthe experiments of the utopiansocialists in the nineteenth century,which concerned fashioning anideal society to cultivate man'sgoodness, failed.

The twentieth century is notunique in its attempts to abandonwar. War was outlawed for a briefperiod of time between the WorldWars in the Kellogg-Briand Pact.This obviously did not work: noticethe wording, "between the WorldWars." Earlier, war was outlawedon holy days in medieval Europe,but petty wars still ravaged Europe;even religion could not stopviolence in the Age of Faith. Oneshould not make the mistake ofthinking contemporary man anymore reasonable than before.

Taylor's four criteria to ensurepeace through disarmament werequite reasonable, even common­sense. But the achievement of thesecriteria will be, to say the least, ex­tremely difficult. Peace is definite­ly a worthwhile goal, but a hardone. Those who strive are laudable

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which would significantly reduceits reliability, and an agency total­ly severed from international af­fairs would only be a new politicalentity which would only serve toantagonize other entities.

It is obvious that someideological shift should take placeto make the hope of internationalpeace realistic. But, as hintedabove, there is a wide gulf betweenwhat should and what is and willprobably be. It is true ¢.at "civilian­based non-violent defense" work­ed in India's play for independence,but it can hardly be said that itworked very well in Czecho­slovakia, since it is still behind theIron Curtain. More recently, it suc­ceeded only temporarily in Poland.The success of non-violent defenselies in the laxity of the oppressor,and thus its ability to concededefeat. Great Britain went relative­ly easy on India (not to say theywere not oppressors), and when itsaw the economic disadvantage oftrying to keep its colony, it gave up(same with the United States). TheSoviet Union, on the other hand,seems to be unable to concededefeat even in the face of suchdisadvantage, an observation fur­ther supported by the related exam­ple of its continuing efforts to sub­due Afghanistan in the face ofviolent opposition.

Furthermore, what start aspeaceful demonstrations have beenknown to erupt in mob violence.But again, on whose side is poweron in confrontations betweendemonstrators and oppressors?Might may not make right, but isvery good at suppressing it. Now,perhaps the odds could be evenedby adding some "might" to thedemonstrators. Where would this"might" come from? It would notappear out of thin air; someonemust make it. Arms races, unlikelife forms, do spontaneouslygenerate, because it only takes oneego to set the wheels in motion.

It is obvious that Taylor'sarguments hinge upon some beliefin the innate goodness of man,which is an Enlightenment­Romantic Age philosophy whichhas caused more unhappiness thanthe belief in the innate badness ofman, and in fact has engendered

Historical Lessons

firepower, and bargaining). But isit really necessary as a defensivetool? And, if SDI is purely defen­sive in nature, why don't we shareit with everyone? Why should suchresearch be classified? The answeris that SDI technology is adestabilizing offensive technologythat also has a defensive use. Theparticle beam weapons and x-raylasers most commonly cited as ex­amples of SDI are weapons, notshields, as our President wouldhave us believe. The new targetingand detection technologies that willbe developed under SDI have theirdarker side. If SDI weapons cantrack, identify, and down a missilein flight, how much easier wouldit be to down an airplane, blast atruck, obliterate a house, or evenkill a slow-moving person? Shieldshave always been used as weaponsby warriors. I would be worriedabout SDI if I were Soviet.

-Tony Stirk

To the Editor:Dr. Ted Taylor, the subject of

the article "World Without Nukes,"in the May 2 California Tech, ob­viously shares with many others anadmirable hope for mankind, thatof ridding man's world of war ingeneral, a hope focused primarilyon the elimination of nuclearweapons. Peace is a truly desirablegoal- an obvious point for all sanepeople. I regret I was not able tohear him speak, but the contents ofthe article seem to indicate that,while Dr. Taylor knows his nuclearphysics quite well, he has a verylimited view of history and itslessons.

For instance, his proposal toverify compliance with disarma­ment treaties has already proven in­effective. U.S. space surveillanceis already monitoring activities inthe Soviet Union, and some havejoked that with this system, theAmericans can tell which soldiersshave every morning. But when thesatellites detect somethingsuspicious in the Soviet Union, theSoviets have been known to reply,"That's none of your business." Itis obvious that "Nothing whatevershould be a secret," but unfor­tunately, these things are. As forsetting up a private agency todisseminate surveillance data to thepublic, the obvious question wouldbe, "Who would staff it?" An in­ternational organization would besubject to international intrigue,

Sushi SecondedTo the Editors:

Upon reading Nick Smith'sreview of Sachi Sushi [2 May1986J, we cried "Cowabunga!"and, piling into the Behemoth, setoff to partake of the heavenly rawfish ourselves. Sachi Sushi morethan lived up to our expectations:the sushi, from hamachi to anago,was fresh and scrumptious, the at­mosphere (apart from the awful70's muzak) was delightful, and thesushi chef himself is one muy cooldude.

With sushi heaven so close by,what are you guys waiting for? Theplace was far from full when wewent, but next time we want to seeit overrun with Techers!

- Astrid Golomb,Peter Aljke,Diana Foss,Josh Susser,

Peter Konopka

To the Editors:Prof. Gell-Mann demonstrated

poor taste in his picky criticism ofJosh Kurutz's article. Josh's articlewas far more accurate and infor­mative than most newspaper ar­ticles. IfGell-Mann wishes to haveevery word properly nuanced,there is no choice but to write apress release himself.

-Paul Smith

To the Editors:Nuclear weapons do not have to

be large in size. The weaponsthemselves, or pieces of them, maybe easily transported and effective­ly hidden. It is, therefore,unreasonable to believe that boththe U.S. and the Soviet Union havenot planted weapons on eachother's soil. The Strategic DefenseInitiative (SDI) is an interestingconcept, but so is mine. What dowe do if the weapons are already"delivered"? Both nations have hadthe capability, know-how, and timeto do such a thing, so neither na­tion can afford to believe that theother hasn't had the inclination todo it.

SDI is an effective bargainingtool, conscience salve, moneydrain, and psychological support(unless you happen to believe thatall the undelivered weapons are justfor flexibility in targeting, added

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It's a real truck, parked in a gasstation parking lot! More cheapMexican food, though, with a verylimited menu: taco, burrito,quesidilla. But, there is the goldenopportunity of meeting Oxystudents, and it's open until 2 a.m.

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result of the males vying forpossession of the females.

With the increase in the numberof woman ethologists in the pastfew decades, this view has beencontradicted. Many aspects ofanimal behavior that previouslyhad been ignored or misinterpretedpresented a much more active roleof the females in competing forresources and mates in recentstudies.

Ms. Kevles went on to describemany cases of female behaviorwhich seem to upset the dogma ofthe traditional female role. One ofthe more interesting examples wasthe female moorhen, which fightswith rivals for a mate. She choosesthe smaller, fatter males, as theyare best adapted to sitting on thenest for long stretches of timewithout getting up to forage.Female weaverbirds, in contrast,select a mate for his ability to builda suitable nest.

The idea of motherhood beinga primary concern of the femaleanimal is frequently destroyed byinstances of mothers jettisoningbabies while being pursued bypredators (among kangaroos), andallowing males taking control of agroup to kill his rival's offspring(among langurs). Complex socialstructure among females is evidentin the hierarchy within a troop ofvervets or in the "midwife" roles inherds of elephant or groups ofdolphins.

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by Mimi ZuckerBettyann Kevles, science writer

for The Los Angeles Times andeditor at the University of Califor­nia Press, spoke about her latestwork, Females ofthe Species: Sexand Survival in the AnimalKingdom Tuesday evening.

Ms. Kevles started her talk witha brief historical background ofconventional ideas about femalebehavioral roles. In ancient times,the Egyptians observed that theworker bees of a hive fed and caredfor a larger individual, and liken­ed this bee to their pharaoh. Later,Romans dubbed it the "emperor"bee. During the Middle Ages, thehive was compared to a monasteryof busy "monks". Not until thereign of Queen Elizabeth was itdiscovered that the workers wereactually waiting on a female, whichwe now call the "queen" bee. Thisstory illustrates the coloring ofman's perception of naturalphenomena by the observer'scultural background, moral convic­tions, or sex.

Even Darwin, who is tradi­tionally lauded for the carefulobservation that led to his insightfultheories of natural selection, hassuggested that females were (in thespeaker's words) "coy, fearful ofsex, and only willing to give inwhen there was no alternative".

Interestingly, one of the few ofDarwin's ideas that was long re­jected by the scientific communitywas the concept of female choiceof mates. Much after the Victorianera, Solly Zuckerman describedthe role of the female gorilla as"passive"; any selection was a

responded. "Hmm ... maybe we'retoo heavy. I don't know; theseSecuricycles are just terriblyheavy." He made some calculationson his calculator-watch. "Oooooh,"he said, chuckling a little at the ab­surdity of the figure displayed onhis watch. "We're toast."

Xi was on the side of the road,right next to the stack of flamingoart, which was drawing closer witheach passing microsecond. Xi wasjust standing there laughinghysterically. He seemed prettypleased with himself.

I frantically looked around themain cabin of the bicycle forsomething to throw overboard tolighten the load. I found the UnitedStates Steel Luggage brandsuitcases - they were an obviousplace to start. I went for the largest,grabbed it and started to lift it; itwas considerably heavier than I hadanticipated, and I fell over onto it.I stood up and dragged it over tobike's door. I shoved it out. It fellto the ground with a loud thud. Idragged the remaining ones over tothe door, and dropped them out aswell.

I ran back up to the cockpit ofthe bicycle and pulled back on thestick. The bike still wouldn't fly.

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gummy flamingos, ancient pink­gold flamingos cast by the Incasand worshipped as religious sym­bols, and enormous flamingo rugs.He stood out of the way and waitedfor me to crash into the wall offlamingos.

Fortunately, I remembered thatthe Securicycle II was equippedwith retractable airfoils. I hit thewing button on the CatGut Solar;the hydraulic subsystems extendedthe wings, which then locked intoposition. A control stick came upout of the handlebars, and a sidecarflipped out with the copilot - whowas, coincidentally, the same manwith whom I had spoken a fewminutes ago; he had taken up thecopilot position for the ride down,since he didn't have his own bicy­cle with him.

"Rotate," the copilot said. Ipulled back on the control stick.The control surfaces responded,but the vehicle did not.

"What's the matter?" I asked."It's not clear," the copilot

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Suddenly, in the road ahead ofme, I saw Dr. James Xi, myarch­enemy. Xi was laughing wildly. Heflipped a switch, and a dazzlingdisplay of floodlights illuminatedan immense roadblock made en­tirely of pink flamingos of allkinds - huge plastic front-yardflamingos, little window flam-

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The I nside ",,"arid . Food!Dabney: The house bowling trip, I am sad to report, was a dismalfailure. I almost refused to relate the full details in this space, sodistasteful was this unfortunate event.

Upon arrival at the bowling alley where our social team had madereservations several days in advance, we were denied the opportunityto bowl. The attendants were so abusive to us, in fact, that several ofthe more vociferous members of our group, who had been drinkingfairly heavily for several hours, started to argue loudly with the rudebowling alley employees. It got so loud that the assistant manager soonentered the argument- a very unwise decision on his part, as it soonbecame a full-scale brawl.

It wasn't long until the whole entourage was embroiled in the con­flagration. The deserving alley attendants were howling with agonydue to broken bones (some of which were visually disgusting compound[or open] fractures). Our vice president had the assistant manager ina choke hold when the police arrived.

The overreaction on the part of the police was quite expected. Theyshowed up in full riot gear and shot tear gas into the bloody battle.Our battle support group supplied house members with AirHats™ from3M to render the rather childish effort on the part of the riot squadimpotent. Hence, they were forced to open fire.

Needless to say, you'll be seeing fewer Darbs around for the nextfew weeks. Those that weren't killed or seriously wounded are nowrotting in a jail in Tijuana, where we expect they'll remain for sometime.

Room pick next Thursday. Be prepared to choose several.-"J"

Fleming: It's time for next year's room pick, and boy, things are get­ting exciting watching the frosh pick. Ijust hope that they finish soon,so the Juniors can get on with it. Remember, we need 22 open roomsfor next year, so if you're thinking of moving off, check into it.

Interhouse tennis goes on, and the Big Red Machine finally startedto warm up. Let's see, we beat the Spuds and they beat page, so I guessthat, well, you can figure it out. The Spuds also got smashed inDiscobolus soccer. This weekend it's broom ball vs. the Moles, so bethere. This Saturday it's Sports Day, this time for sure. Ha Ha Ha.And Ditch Day is tomorrow. Sure.

The Scoreboard disappeared early this week without a trace, so wellassume it's stolen and build a new one. I pity the fool that stole it, ifwe ever find out. So what's going to get screwed up next week? That'swhat I wonder. .

The miracle of the week? New Formula beat Classic. It's a pity thatmy once-in-a-lifetime viewing of a miracle had to be wasted on that.Oh well.

Until next week ...-Al Fansome

Lloyd: Bassoon Day, our newest national holiday, came and wentlast week. If you were good this past year, the Bassoon Day Potatono doubt brought everything on your list. Hope everyone got new reeds.If you ask me, though, Bassoon Day is getting way to commercializ­ed. Only 350 shopping days until Bassoon Day 1987!

Anyone notice that in Interhouse Tennis we're 4-0? We play Flem­ing today and Blacker Monday. Show up and cheer, and let's win thisthing.

The 3-man basketball tournament starts soon, so sign up. So farthe field includes Those Nutty Guys, the Gumbys, Six Feet, and Sherri,Sherri.

Last week's social event, ice skating with Blacker, went well, asexpected. Tren's numerous pratfalls didn't make anyone think he wasa bad skater; they just demonstrated his tremendous durability.

Making a list and checking it twice,-Spudkank

Page: Because many parts of last week's Page House Inside Worldwere edited, we are now posting the complete column in SyndicateAlley in Page House.

Syndicate Alley welcomes its newest social member: Sawah. Rumorhas it that Rambo will initiate her. This weekend Billy, a.k.a. HouseSunshine, found out why Parkinson always orders Hawaiian Pizzas.Although Vito does not often play wargames, he was Missing in Ac­tion two nights in a row after escorting C**A home. Ever since,he has been addicted to drinking carrot juice.

ED: If at the time of this printing the Fleming scoreboard has notfound its way back home,Syndicate Alley offers its services (pricenegotiable) to assist in a prompt and safe return of said item.

When the warmup band, Foreplay, did not show up for the party(four played later, however), Captain Sex jumped right into what theydo best. The party was a great success and, from what we remember,everyone had a great time.

Just in case you have forgotten, Cobra Spaghetti Night is still May23rd, Scott. ,

Syndicate Alley raffle tickets are still available. Remember: theymake excellent Mother's Day presents.

Roompicks resulted in the formation of a new alley: The Farce.Syndicate Alley has moved upstairs as well as expanding off-campuswith the formation of Syndicate Alley: Mich Division. Next year therewill be twenty-seven frosh women, with whom Beck is hoping to fIllthe twenty-seven openings in Page. Ever since Larry found out he wasgoing to room with Bineet he's had a nose-on.

- Cynthia KatherineRicketts: This week on parade:

This week's sheduled events include five BC dinners, 5 BC lunches(3 here, 2 in Lloyd), one barbecue at 290 on Saturday, and one picnicwith alums on Sunday. Sunday is Mother's Day, so give the gift thatkeeps on giving-a BC dinner.

This week's unscheduled events were a big hit. The frosh, other­wise known as The Great Humanitarians, felt that the soph's were notgetting enough culture. Their solution was to make L.D. alley into along knee-deep aquarium. Although no fish actually made it into theaquarium, the toll was 300 dead goldfish even before they were putin Heidi's bathtub. When the aquarium's useful life was over, thefloodgates were lifted, and the water rushed down the stairs, just missingDave's room and ending up on the Ath Lawn.

The sophomores, a.k.a. The Great Reformers, helped to preventa devastating disease from running rampant through Ricketts Hovse.After finding Greg Jensen's hamsters in a fevered franzy late Wednes­day night, and fearing that the disease was already spreading amongthe frosh, the sophomores had to work fast. They quickly determinedthat the frosh were already lost, and so isolated them within the con­fines of Snatch. Unfortunately, the barriers were broken down withina few hours by the hyper frosh. Rumor has it that our own Presidentbroke quarantine and entered the area, possibly infecting himself.

-SaxyRuddock: Dear Uncle Jose,

It's third term, and the natives are getting restless here in yourbelov­ed Ruddock House. The decadent vice-president, Wayne "Epilepsy"Lukens, has begun his long-anticipated moves toward a coup d'etat inmany subtle ways. Constitutional changes are in the works which ap­pear to rearrange the balance of power, while in reality put the realcontrol of Ruddock in the hands of him and his "science adviser," Dr.Sonny C. Lee, a.k.a. the "Butcher of Ohio." Alley challenges have beensubverted to suit his needs in a transparent way-6 against 3 in ad­vanced D&D, 5 against 1 in one-legged basketball. Mysterious defeatsin Discobolus soccer and Interhouse tennis to Fleming had everyonewondering where it would all end. Luckily, Lukens was discreditedwhen the eclair joke was told with him as the (ahem) butt, in front ofthe dinner guest, Jenijoy LaBelle. She ate it up.

Lots of other action here too. Sarge failed to recall the number ofA. U.'s in a parsec. Everyone was disappointed, especially the seniors,who decided a quick dip might refresh his memory. It didn't. Amy andSam have started practicing their Tom Petty and Sun City imitations,for Air Band- watch out.

Tomorrow is ... Sports Day! Free food, fun, and flicking. Sam'sthrowing a party afterward; everyone should come as they were inprevious lives- I hear Nancy was a St. Pauli Girl. Where is it? If youhave to ask, well ... People not too thrashed can wake up Sunday toan authentic oriental brunch, courtesy your friendly social team.

By the way, uncle, you should come by for dinner-we've had twoguests this week alone! I hear next week James Brown is dining withus. Yow! Living in Armenia ...

That's all for now. 111 write again soon. Love and kisses to AuntLola.

Your loving nephew,- Buford Frink

from page 3(About the size of the Metro sec­tion all crumpled up.) Also rec­comended is the Philadelphiacheese steak hoagie. Plus, there'sa 20% discount with a Caltech J.D.One warning, however; the icedtea is really industrial waste water,so stay away.

Connal's Grinder1505 E. Washington

The sandwiches are dee-licious,as are the greaseburgers, frenchfries, onion rings, and shakes madefrom genuine ice cream and milk.Particularly reccommended is the"special", a cherry-lemon-lime sodawith occult thirst-quenching pro­perties. The turkey grinder and theTex-Mex burger are the local sand­wich faves.

Miyakodori1378 E. Walnut (at Hill)

Great salmon, beef, or chickenteriyaki and reasonable tempura,served with rice, miso soup, andthose zany Japanese pickledvegetables. They sometimes havesushi, but the grilled stuff is the starattraction, tender and yummy. Callahead for swift service.

Domino's Pizza633 S. Arroyo; 584-1976

Having recently arisen tochallenge the Monk's Pizzastranglehold, Domino's way shred'sover aforesaid pizza purveyor. Andthey deliver on campus, too,although you still have to deal withtheir confusion about whatCaltech's relation to the rest ofphysical space really is. The topp­ings are fresh their sauce is moreflavorful, and their crust has theyeasty flavor of a true dough.

The Old Spaghetti Factory5939 W. Sunset Blvd.

The place to eat if you're inHollywood. It's housed in an oldmansion with purple velvetwalpaper and furnished with atrolley and tables made out of beds.A complete dinner with bread,spaghetti, milk, salad and icecream will run about 5 bucks, andthe food is really good. Not tomention the childlike glee you willfeel as you eat dinner in a trolley.

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The Lawfrom page 3The copilot was punching figuresinto his watch, estimating rapidlythe weight we had saved by gettingrid of the luggage. He was unfor­tunately starting with the currenttheoretical limits placed on colorforce coupling factors and workinghis way up from there, so I figuredit would take him a while. Since thewall of flamingos was nearly uponus, I decided to try to take actionmyself. I looked around for moreto throw overboard, but foundnothing.

Suddenly, I remembered thecast iron full-body protective suitI was wearing. The nuclear ac­celerator backpack which provid­ed power to the suit must haveweighed four tons alone. I carefullypowered it down, taking care notto start a meltdown, and detachedit from my suit. I threw the \reac­tor out the cockpit door. It wasn'tlong until the suit was overboardas well.

I sat down again at the controlpanel. The copilot was still mak­ing calculations, which I had com­plicated by bringing nuclear fissioninto the picture, causing him tomutter something about these an­noying atheists. But the wall wasinches away - there was no time todo anything but pull back on thestick and hope for the best.

FRIDAY 9 MAY 1986 5Freshman, he played both footballand baseball, but dropped all sportshis Sophomore year. He resumedhis football activities his Junioryear and continued them throughhis Senior year. He is currently amember of the SCUBA club atCaltech and played for thePasadena Rugby team last year.

Very few students from Caltechhave tried to run for public office.The only person who came to themind of Schuyler was that of Vic­tor Veysey, who earned his BS in1936. According to Schuyler, thisalumnus went on to hold manytitles, including StateAssemblyman, State Con­gressman, State Secretary of In­dustrial Relations, U.S. Con­gressman, and Assistant Secretaryof the Army.

The 43rd district includesTopanga, Calabassas Park,Woodland Hills, Encino, Tarzana,Sherman Oaks, Studio City, Belair,Beverly Hills, Westwood, andparts of West Hollywood,Hollywood Hills, PacificPalisades, Santa Monica, andBrentwood.

Schuylerfrom page 1hire people with Congressional ex­perience because the contacts theyhad made are looked upon asvaluable resources.

Further motivation for can­didacy arises from Schuyler'sdesire to tackle the Californiapolitical infrastructure, known asthe "Burman-Waxman machine."These two Congressmen, Burmanand Waxman, "view politics as amoney-making institution," accor­ding to Schuyler. This "organiza­tion" "buys" elections-determinestheir outcome by pouring moneyinto a favorable candidate's cam­paign fund. Schuyler cited the elec­tion of Tony Bealonson, the Con­gressman from the 43rd District, asan example of exertion of themachine's will.

Caltech's Beckman Internshiphad Schuyler as its recipient twoyears ago. This internship is set upfor the study of politics. "I becamevery aware of state politics at thattime." Schuyler said.

Running a campaign of thismagnitude while being a student atCaltech has presented a few con­flicts for Schuyler. He estimatesthat he works 30 to 50 hours aweek on his campaign and he iscurrently taking 24 units ofcoursework under the double op­tion of Electrical Engineering andSocial Science. "I manage to getmy work done," he affirmed. Hefurther justified the expenditure ofso much time by asserting, "I haveto make sure [the LyndonLarouche candidate] doesn't win."

Schuyler did not admit to hav­ing any student governmentbackground at Caltech. He was in­volved with some clubs,however.Even so, he did encountersome problems. He said, "Justbecause I wanted to get involved Iexperienced a sort of alienationfrom Caltech around mySophomore year." He was involv­ed with the World Affairs Forum,and found it too liberal and bias­ed. At that point, he decided toform YAF a conservative counter­part to WAF. Schuyler also claimsto have worked with the CaliforniaSeminar on International Securityand Foreign Policy, whose seniorgroup includes Marvin Goldbergerand Dr. Arnold Beckman, andwhose junior section is headed byBob Oliver. For the last threeyears, he has tried to start a frater­nity on campus, but has not metwith much success. The presentgroup only has seven members.

Sports at Caltech played a largerole in Schuyler's life. As a

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almost pulled off a big upset, buteventually fell 7-6, 6-2 in firstround action.

In all, the Caltech women havereason to feel proud of their tour­nament performances. Facing anextremely high level of competi­tion, they more than held theirown.

MUSIC, TRAVEL ANDLECTURE HIGHLIGHT THIS

WEEK'S PUBLIC EVENTS"The Romance of Vienna"

comes to Beckman Auditoriumtonight at 8 P.M. when Chris Bordenpersonally· narrates this ArmchairAdventures travel film. Vienna is acity of two million people, but withthe feel of a village. It offers flower­filled parks, musical and gastronomictreats, historic sites and festivals.Tickets for CIT students are pricedat $5.00; CIT student J.D. required.

Also scheduled for tonight is theCaltech Jazz Band and WindEnsemble's annual Bandorama. Thisconcert will be held at 8 P.M. inRamo Auditorium and features musicfrom swing and jazz to classical. It'salso free!

Dr. Donald Johanson returns toBeckman Auditorium nextWednesday, May 14 with a lectureentitled "Unanswered Questions inthe Search for Human Origins." Hispresentation begins at 8 P.M. Dr.Johanson is probably best known forhis discovery in 1974 of "Lucy," the40 percent complete fossil hominidskeleton, now determined to be atleast 3 million years old. CIT studenttickets for this lecture are $5.00

Next Saturday, May 17 bringsCaltech's annual Spring Concertfeaturing the Men's and Women'sGlee Clubs. Beginning at 8 P.M. inBeckman Auditorium, this concertshowcases the Glee Clubs in a varietyof choral selections. Admission is$2.00 for CIT students.

All tickets can be purchased atthe Caltech Ticket Office, located justnorth of the Beckman Auditoriumparking lot. The Ticket Office alsoserves as a Ticketron outlet. Thismeans you can purchase tickets tosummer concerts at the GreekTheatre, Pacific Amphitheatre andothers. Call campus extension 4652for information.

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tourney's nationally ranked #1seed, who managed to beat theChoys in two sets. Caltech's seconddoubles team of Mullenax andWatanabe lost their first roundmatch in two sets to the #2 seed intheir draw. Finally, the thirddoubles squad, consisting of LisaCummings and Margaret Carter,

doubles, Chiu and Davey Garzaannihilated LaVerne's seconddoubles team. And, in the thirddoubles, Nolan and SteveRoskowski won a very close three­set match over Oxy's #3 doubles.

Each of the three doubles teamswent back to Redlands on Saturdayfor the semi-finals but all three lostto doubles teams which eventuallywon their respective brackets.Saturday was highlighted by a veryimpressive performance by thethird doubles team of Nolan andRoskowski, who lost an excitingthree-set match to Claremont.

Despite the third place finish atthe league tournament, the Beaversfinished the season fifth place in theSCIAC, ahead of Whittier andLaVerne with a 6-8 record. It wasthe best finish by the men's tennisteam in SCIAC in several years.The team would like to thankCoach Jackson for teaching themto be awesome tennis players andJaye Penwarden for keeping themhealthy through the entire season.

by S. Paul DingThe Baseball Beavers ended

their season this past weekend witha sweep of Pacific Coast Baptist Bi­ble College (PCBBC) in an after­noon double-header.

In Game 1, starter Brett Bushcombined with Brian Colder tohold the hard-hitting Baptists toeight runs in a 12-8 Caltech vic­tory. Paving the way to the winwere left field Min Su Yun (2-4,2R, 2SB), pitcher Bush (3-4, 3RBI,1SB), and catcher Jim Hamrick(4-4, 2B's, 2RBI). Other key per­formers were right fielder AlanMarumoto who belted a two-rundouble in the second inning, andlead-off hitter Doug Roberts whowent 1 for 3 with 1 RBI and twostolen bases.

In Game 2, the Beavers ham­mered out a 19-8 victory, backedby the solid pitching performanceof Jim Hamrick. Sparking the of­fensive fireworks for Caltech wasHamrick, who went 3 for 4 with

by Bob LobCaltech's Women's Tennis

Team turned in a very respectableperformance at last Thursday'sSCIAC tournament. The Choysisters, Tammy (senior) and Carol(freshman), highlighted the daywith their play in both the firstsingles and first doubles draw.

In singles, Tammy breezedthrough the first round with a 6-3,6-1 win. Carol Choy unfortunate­ly drew the Number 3 seed as afirst round opponent, but took herto three sets before losing 6-3, 2-6,6-4 in a hard-fought although un­successful upset bid.

Caltech's third and fourthsingles players, Carol Mullenax(6-2,6-4) and Joy Watanabe (6-1,6-4) both lost in very close firstround matches, while players 5 and6, Junko Munakata and PamFeldman, also succumbed to firstround foes. Being the only Techerto survive the super-competitiveopening round, Tammy Choy fac­ed one of the tournament's topseeds in round two. Having playeda singles match and a gruelingthree-set doubles match that day,Tammy was outlasted by herfresher opponent 6-2, 6-1.

In doubles action, the dynamicChoy duo outclassed a very goodRedlands team 3-6,6-4,6-3 to earna spot in the second round. In thatsecond, however, they faced the

Baseball Beats Up On Baptiststwo doubles and four RBI's to help Caltech uniform in a 2-4, 2RBIhis own cause. Stellar perfor- performance.mances were also turned in by Look for a complete baseballBush (2-5, 3RBI), Marumoto (4-5, ....w_ra....:p_--.;up:...-in_n_e_xt_w_e_ek_'_s_T._e_ch_._....3RBI, 4R) and Yun (0-3, 2SB, 3R,3RBI) once again.

As this was the final game ofthe year, several seniors were ableto end their Caltech baseballcareers on a winning note. SeniorJim Hamrick, Caltech's best hitterover the course of the year, went7 for 8 with four doubles and sixRBI's in his final appearance for theBeavers. Hamrick was easily themost impressive player, statistics­wise, this season for Caltech as heled the team in batting average(.419), on-base percentage (.603),doubles (10), home-runs (2), walks(22), and fielding percentage(.963).

Alan Marumoto also had a finelast hurrah as he went 5-8 with 5RBI last weekend. Marumotofinished up the season with an ex­cellent .299 average. Brian Lundalso played his last game in a

Women's Tennis Holds Own

In the women's events, the on­ly two competitors from Caltechwere Clea Bures and Dee Mor­rison. By running a gutsy race inthe 5000 meters, Bures capturedfourth place in the conference with20:40.61 and beat her old personalrecord by 50 seconds. Bures alsolaid claim to seventh place in theconference in the 8oo-meter eventwith a time of 2:34.21.

In the women's 15OO-metercompetition, Bures set a newschool record by running a 5:25.61to beat her own record by 14seconds. Morrison placed thir­teenth in the javelin with a throwof 75'4.75". In the shot put, Mor­rison threw for 26'5.75" and atwelfth-place finish. Finally, Mor­rison set a new school record in thediscus by throwing for 93'7". Mor­rison received ninth place for thediscus throw.

The Caltech men's team finish­ed fifth in the conference, movingup from last place (7th). The fifthplace finish in the conference cap­ped the first winning season in 19years. The men ended the year 6-4.

While the women's team mayhave finished last in seventh place,this was the first women's teamCaltech has fielded.

There is a twilight meet at Oc­cidental this Sunday. Caltech willbe sending five competitors whoare close to national qualifyingmarks.

and Tetzlaff ran for a time of47.91seconds and a fifth place finish. Inthe triple jump, Gates overcame hisbum hamstring to finish fifth in theconference with his second bestjump of the season, 44'9.25".

by Bob LobThe Caltech men's tennis team

capped a very successful seasonlast weekend by pounding Oxy,Pomona, Whittier, and LaVerne totake third place in the SCIACLeague Tournament at Redlands.

Of the six Caltech singlesplayers in the tourney, BrianPorter, Rayleigh Chin, TomNolan, and Ashok Krishnamorthyadvanced to the second round withimpressive wins over players fromWhittier and LaVerne on Friday.Unfortunately, all four foundthemselves up against seededplayers from Claremont in the se­cond round and each lost in straightsets.

The three doubles teams eachwon their first round matches Fri­day afternoon to advance to thesimi-finals of their respectivebrackets. The first doubles team ofPorter and Sung Kim won theirfirst round match over the numberone doubles from Whittier in a tightthree-set match. In the second

Tennis Pounds CHEAPHORIZONS

An illustrious Caltech Men's Track Team member throwing something.

by Steven E. LodgeThe Caltech track teams com­

peted in the SCIAC Track andField Championship on May I andMay 3. Robby Dow threw thediscus for 110'10" to finish tenth.Ed Mao set a new personal recordin the discus with a throw of98'11". In the 4oo-meter trials,Alex Athanasopoulos ran for a52.7 second time and was follow­ed by Steve Gomez in 56.14seconds and James Davila in 56.18seconds. David Gates ran the 400meters with a tender hamstring in53.56 seconds.

In the 800 meters Athanaso­poulos qualified for the finals witha seventh place time of 1:58.60.Jeff Willis completed the 800meters in 2:04.70 for a fourteenth­place finish. Tom Tetzlaff ran the200 meters in 24.44 seconds to beathis olf personal record by abouthalf a second.

In the 3OOO-meter steeplechase,Ray Hu ran his second best time ofthe season, 11:34.43, to finishtenth. Hu ran in good time con­sidering that the wind was bad.Todd Kaplan completed thesteeplechase in 13:43.

Gates made his longest jumpever to finish seventh in the longjump witha distance of 22'1.75". Inthe 400 meter intermediate hurdles,Eric Smith finished eleventh byrunning his second best time, 63.68seconds. John Gehring qualifiedfor the finals of the 1500 meterswith a time of 4:17.96. Matt Permset a new personal record for theseason time with a time of 4:28.16.Also competing in the 1500 meterrun was Chuck Lee with a 4:39.06finish. Tetzlaff ran the 100 metersin 12.12 seconds for a new per­sonal record.

In the men's finals, Mao threwa 35'9.5" in the shot put. Caltech's1600 meter relay team, consistingof Davila, Smith, Willis and Atha­nasopoulos, finished in 3:43.96 forfourth place. Brian Burk, despitea slightly pulled hamstring, pole­vaulted for 13'1.5" to secure fourthplace inthe conference. Smithreceived ninth place in the ocn­ference with a vault of 11'1.75".

Gehring ran the 5000-meterevent in 16:35. Lee and GaryBloomberg each achieved personalbests in the 5000 meters with timesof 17: 12 and 17:59 respectively. Arespectable seventh place in theconference was obtained by Atha­nasopoulos in the 800-meter finalsby running a time of 1:59.12 instrong wind. Gehring's ninth placefinish in 4: 14.92 in the 1500 meterswas very good, considering thewind.

In the high jump, John Habagrabbed fourth place by jumpingfor 6'0.75" while John Hart receiv­ed tenth place with a jump of 5'5".Down earned ninth place in thejavelin competition by throwing for136'11". The 400-meter relay teamof Davila, Smith, Athanasopoulos,

Track at SCIAC

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Summer HousingSummer housing information and con­

tracts are now available in the Master's Of­fice and Housing Office. Deadline for retur­ning contracts to the Master's Office is May16.

Off-White Paper T-ShirtsNow, you too can own one of the

fashionable "Off-white Paper" t-shirts. TheSpace Weapons Study Group will provideyou with one of these sturdy, colorful (tan,gray, light blue) 100% cotton souvenirs ofthe Off-white Paper Contest for ONLY$8.00! But wait ... order now and get a freeanti-Star Wars poster at no extra charge!Send your name, mail code, size (S, M, L,XL), color selection, and check (made outto Space Weapons Study Group) to CindyStrong, SWSG, 127- 72. (First color choicemay not be available.)

Summer In A Grad HouseSummer housing information and con­

tracts for the On-Campus Graduate Houses(Braun, Keck, and MJ Houses) is availablein the Housing Office. The deadline forreturning contracts to the Housing Office isThursday, May 15.

Sports Day FunHomecoming Sports Day is to be held

on Saturday, May 10. All Alumni, Facul­ty, Students and Staff are invited to par­ticipate in the sports or be a spectator - allare welcome! Special free buffet lunch atnoon with events and entertainment. Detailsin this very newspaper.

Insurance ScholarshipsThe Independent Insurance Agents of

America are offering $1,000 scholarshipsto ten outstanding students who meet thefollowing qualifications: I) Successfullycompleted sophomore or junior year, 2) Bea U.S. citizen, 3) Show an interest in pur­suing a career in insurance.

Applications are available in the Finan­cial Aid Office, Parsons-Gates room 10.Deadline is July 15, 1986.

Guitar ClassesThe Beginning Guitar Class (no ex­

perience necessary) has been reformulatedto include not only classical repertoire buta new jazz and folk chord system as well.This will give the student a strong classicaltechnique and enable him to branch intoother forms of guitar ifhe desires. For fur­ther studies in classical and flamenco, Inter­mediate and Advanced classes are also of­fered. Classes are free to Caltech students(and other members of the Caltech com­munity, space permitting). Undergraduatescan receive 2 units of credit if they choose.Classes are on Tuesdays in Winnett Base­ment as follows:

Beginning guitar, 4:30-5:30 pmIntermediate, 3:30-4:30 pmAdvanced, 5:30-6:30 pmPrivate instruction can also be arranged

on any level with instructor Darryl Denn­ing. For further information, call Mr. Den­ning at (213) 465-0881.

Attention AlumniFor those of you who have recently

received letters from the Big T: pleasedisregard the April 25th deadline. Due toour poor estimate of mailing and printingtimes, the deadline has been extended toJune I. Thank you for your support.

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as your favorite Rocky Horror Picture Showcharacter and join in the 10th AnniversaryCelebration of the Rocky Horror MidnightShow. The Time Warping begins at mid­night tonight, May 9, 1986 with eats andprizes for the best outrageously dressedRocky Horrorophile. We are honored to alsohave in attendance the MY FAVORITEOBSESSION case who can no longer sit stillfor the movie and whose interpretation isindeed entertaining.

Bring your suppressed friends and joinin the fun, 'cause we're really excited aboutthis. See you there, if you recognize us thatis!

The Rocky Horror Picture Show playsevery Friday at Midnight. For more infor­mation call (213)473-8530. The Nuart islocated at 11272 Santa Monica Blvd. inWest L.A.

Ebell ScholarshipsThe Ebell of Los Angeles is offering

scholarships to single undergraduate studentswho: are residents of or are registered tovote in Los Angeles County; maintainGPA's of 3.25 or better; and who havefinancial need. In 1984-85 the scholarshipswere for $2,750. Applications are availablein the Financial Aid Office, Parsons-Gatesroom 10. Deadline is May 30.

Gimble ScholarshipAs trustee for the Jake Gimble Scholar­

ship Fund, the Bank of America has an­nounced that it will award approximately 20interest-free, IO-year maturity loans of$1,000 each for the 1986-87 academic year.Applications are available in the FinancialAid office, Parsons-Gates, room 10. Ap­plications are due in the Financial Aid Of­fice by May 15, 1986.

MCAT RegistrationCandidates planning to take the

September 13, 1986 Medical College Ad­mission Test are STRONGLY URGED toregister or pick up a registration packetbefore they leave campus for the summer.Registration packets are available in theCareer Development Office.

Shabbat Dinner & SpeakerJoin Caltech and CSLA Hillels for Shab­

bat dinner, service and a takl on "InformalJudaism and Jewishness" with guest speakerRabbi Norman Mirsky. This event occursnext Friday, May 16 at 6:30 pm in WinnettLounge. NOTE: The dinner is catered byHillel and costs $3 per person. Please letus know you are coming before May 16 sothat we can order enough food. Thanks. ForRSVP and any questions, call Myra at x6163or (213) 208-4427.

May Singles DanceOn Friday, May 16 at 8:30 pm, there

will be a May Dance at the NeighborhoodChurch, 301 N. Orange Grove Blvd. Whileall ages are welcomed, it is mostly aimedat single people in their 30's, 40's and 50's,whether never married, widowed or divorc­ed. The dance is run by an independentgroup, not church sponsored, and costs $10per person, including DJ'ed music and wine,cheese, coffee and cookies. The dances bythis group claim to attract mainly profes­sional and business people from this generalarea. Call (213) 223-1130 for furtherinformation.

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This Saturday, tomorrow,May 10th, is the exciting SportsDay. The fun includes softball, ten­nis, basketball, ultimate frisbee,soccer, volleyball, swimming,water polo, tug-of-war, polyathlon(one for jocks and one for novices),free food, free drink, and aglorious Southern California springday!

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1-·-----WHAT GOES ON---------IExchange Students

Taste the flavor of another culture inyour home by hosting a foreign exchangestudent. Students, aged 15 to 18 years old,will be arriving in August for the 1986-87school year. Students are carefully screen­ed, bring their own spending money, andhave excellent medical coverage. Familiesprovide a bed and meals and foster an en­vironment of mutual love and understan­ding. Families may claim a $50 tax deduc­tion for each month they host a student. Formore information, please contact: Youth Ex­change Service (YES), World Trade CenterBldg., 350 South Figueroa St. #257-P, LosAngeles, CA 90071, or phone 1-(800)533-0656.

Sample Air For MoneyThe Environmental Engineering Science

Dept. "Fog Squad" is hiring undergraduateresearch assistants for field and lab work thissummer. Several projects are planned todetermine the fate of air pollutants inSouthern California and the role of fog andcloud water in the production of smog. Inaddition to the L.A. area, our field sites willinclude the Santa Barbara Channel andSierra Nevada. Job duties would includeretrieving fog and aerosol samples, chemicalanalysis, and assisting in data interpretation.We also have a position for a person withan engineering background interested indesign and construction of samplinginstruments.

If you are interested in being paid to getaway from the Pasadena smog for part ofthe summer, see. Mr. Popa in Keck 102 orcall x4407.

Letter JacketsIf you are interested in buying a letter

jacket, an order will be going out next week.This is primarily to give seniors a last chanceto order jackets, since the jackets may notarrive before the end of the term. If you areinterested, call Chris Schofield at 795-8252,or leave a message addressed to him in theFleming off-campus mailbox.

Spring Formal DanceGet out those dancing shoes, it's time

once again for the Spring Formal. It will beheld May 16 at the Altadena Town andCountry Club. Tickets are $30 per coupleand should be paid to house Social Teams.Couples will be dancing and dining into thelate hours of the night. Last chance to signup is today, May 9, so ask that special so­meone soon!

Special Campus ToursThe Architectural Tour Service here at

Caltech (bet you didn't know we had one)will offer guided walking tours of architec­ture on the Caltech campus, as their con­tribution to the Pasadena CentenniaL

The free tours, which will last one hourand fifteen minutes, will take place on Satur­day, May 31 from lOam to 4 pm. They willtrace the Institute's architectural history,beginning with the work of architect Ber­tram Goodhue, who designed four Caltechbuildings, as well as the original plan of thecampus in 1916.

The Caltech Architectural Tour Serviceis a docent group recently organized by theCaltech Women's Club. For tour reserva­tions, call Bonnie Baker at the CaltechPublic Relations Office, (818) 356-6228.

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New Humanities CoursesLit lBO-The French Short Story. The

reading shall cover a range of stories fromthe Middle ages to the twentieth century il­lustrating the evolution of the genre fromthe straight tale to the complex modem shortstory and stressing the specificity of the shortstory in relation to the noveL Readings arein English but students may read the Frenchoriginals instead. The class will be taughtby Annette Smith and it will not receive ad­vanced humanities credit.

Lit lBO-Modem/Post Modem. Thecourse will cover a sampling of Modem andPost-Modem Fiction and social and literarycriticism. It will also consider other artforms, including architecture. Taught byDavid Smith on T 11-12:00 and Th10-12:00.

Intellectual Origins of Fascism. Thecourse will examine philosophical,historical, and literary texts that contributedto the formation of fascism, with special at­tention on underlying premises that unify ap­parently diverse or competing doctrines.Readings that will include Nietzsche, Sorel,Gentile, Mussolini and literary figures suchas Yeats and Pound. Instructor is LawrenceRainey and the class will meet TTh 1-2:30.

Summer JobsThe Alumni Association, in conjunction

with the Career Development Center, hasgenerated some summer job possibilities.These positions are currently available, soif you are interested in summer employment,you should come by the CDC as soon aspossible. We expect to have more jobsavailable so please check with the CDC(Room 8, Parsons-Gates) on a regular basis.

Another Final OfferThe Poetry Workshop that meets in the

Y Lounge on the second and fourth Tues­day evenings of each month now has copiesof its book Another Final Offer. They areon sale for $2 (cheap) and are available inthe Y Office. New members are alwayswelcome. Bring your poetry to share.

Laser ExpoThe Laser Institute of America, Student

Chapter (LIASC) of Pasadena City Collegeis presenting the Laser Technology Educa­tion and Career Exposition today and tomor­row at the L.A. World Trade Center, from10 am to 6 pm. Professionals, students, andthe general public are welcome to view thisremarkable event that will cover lasertechnology careers and education of todayand tomorrow. Admission to the exhibit areaand all forums are free to the public.

Exhibitors from business and educationalinstitutions showcase their newesttechnologies. Speakers include GaylordMoss of Hughes Electro-Optical Systems,and Bor Chen, Vice President of ResearchDevelopment and Engineering at Plesscor,and will be aimed at various levels of ex­pertise, from laser novice to professionalleveL

Renaissance FaireIt's time again for the Renaissance

Pleasure Faire in Agoura! Come one and allfor great food, entertainment, costumes, andwonderful crafts! The Y is selling tickets for$6.50 (they normally cost $12.50 at thegate). Tickets are good for any weekendthrough May 26! Transportation may beavailable.

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~Astrid's Birthday Party~Astrid Golomb wishes to let it be known

that there will be a party this Sunday, 11May, in celebration of her birthday (whichwas last Thursday, 8 May). The party willbe located at Tournament Park, just southof the track, and will last all afternoon. AllGolombophiles are urged to attend!

Numerology-It's the TruthAnother way of releasing your creative

growth potential and removing your innerblocks is by using numbers as your guide,according to Jerry Terranova, an ac­complished numerologist, teacher andconsultant.

He is presenting an all-day workshop,"Live and Learn," from 9:30AM to 4:30PMon Saturday, May 17, in Yale Hall, 690 E.Orange Grove Blvd., in Pasadena.

Some of the topics he will be coveringwill be: how the past operates within the pre­sent, especially past-lifetime activity; howto put yourself into harmony with your lifecycles; and the significance of your birthname and date.

The workshop is being sponsored by theChurch of Truth in Pasadena as part of itscontinuing outreach program of providingoutstanding leaders to the community. Thecost of the workshop is $35.00 if prepaidor $45.00 at the door. For further informa­tion, please call 795-6905.

Skeptics on HypnosisThe Southern California Skeptics and the

Caltech Yare pleased to present Dr. JosephBarber, an internationally recognizedauthority on hypnosis, to discuss "Fads andFallacies in the Name of Hypnosis."

What is hypnosis? Does it really work,and what can it be used for? Can a personwho is in a "hypnotic state" really do thingsthat he or she could not otherwise do orremember? What are its limits? What abouthypnotic regression? How can onedistinguish between fact and fancy in thisdifficult area?

These are just a few of the questions thatDr. Barber, an Assistant Clinical Professorfrom the Department of Psychiatry in theUCLA Neuropsychiatric Institute, will ad­dress. The lecture and demonstration willtake place Sunday, 11 May, at 2:00PM inBaxter Lecture Hall. The lecture will be freeand open to the public.

Band-o-Rama!The seventh annual Bandorama, featur­

ing the Caltech Monday and Thursday NightJazz Bands and the Caltech Wind Ensem­ble, will take place Friday, May 9, at8:00PM in Ramo Auditorium. It's free! Guestartist Gary Foster, who has played withShelley Manne, Toshiko Akiyoshi, ClareFisher and others, will play saxophone andclarinet, not at the same time. Come and digit! For more information, call x4652.

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CLAGS MeetingCLAGS and LAGALS will have a joint

special event on Wednesday, 14 May, 1986at 7:30PM. There will be a potluck dinnerfollowed by an AIDS update and forumfeaturing Dr. Peter Wolfe, director of theUCLA AIDS clinic. The event will takeplace at Caltech in the Keith Spauldingpenthouse.

Los Angeles Gay and Lesbian Scientistsis an organization of students and profes­sionals in the biological, mathematical,engineering and physical sciences meetingmonthly throughout the Los Angeles area.Its purpose is to provide a peer group set­ting for gay and lesbian scientists and toheighten awareness of gays and non-gays tothe presence of gay people in the scientificcommunity.

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Kelroff SoonerKelroff will be run from 9:00AM May

17, 'till 9:00AM May 18th. Kelroffis a relayteam running for 24 hours. There can be amaximum of 10 people on each team. Eachmember of the team runs one mile duringhis/her leg ofthe relay. After the tenth per­son has finished it goes back to the first run­ner. This goes on for 24 hours, and whoeversurvives and runs the most miles is the win­ner. Food and drinks will be provided forthe runners. T-shirts will also be available,but you have to pay for those. If you wantto run, or if you have a team that would liketo run, contact either Dave Gallup or JeffWillis, at x3774. Sign up soon, only eightdays until the race!

And the Nominees Are:Nominations for Junior and Senior class

officers are now closed. The nominees are:SENIOR CLASS PRESIDENT:

Jim BellDavid (Matt) Crandall

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RICHARD MGRDECHIANJIMBOB COYKENDALL III

JUNIOR CLASS SECRETAR'I'!'REASURER:

Ken HaynesElections will be held Monday, 12 May.

German Film in BaxterThere will be a showing of the film Grete

Minde in Baxter Lecture Hall on May 12that 7:30PM:

"A film after Fontanes successful novel.Grete Minde, age seventeen, is of Spanishand Catholic parentage, but is brought upas a Protestant in a strictly Lutheran part ofGermany. She is always being treated as anoutsider. One day she decides to behaVe asan outsider, with tragic consequences."

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