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A Fat Guy
There was once a fat guy,
He was fat like a b!ck
H" picture was on # wall,
And it was si%ing some expired alcohol
By: Samir Thakore 26th Sept 2011
A Lie Collection!!!I have 12 bigger brothers that are all 11But still my dog can beat them in a race
My dog is 1000 years oldI can do 50 push ups in 20 seconds
My cats can jump over the moonAnd I can carry my macbook on my nose
I wish...
I wish I had 3 day weekends,I wish I could play outside for longer,I wish I could make summer longer
I wish I could never die,I wish I could be a cricket player,
I wish I could bring my macbook home,I wish I had something to make my
wishes come true
A Girl From Peru
There was a young girl from PeruWho dreamt that she was kissing her shoe
She woke up that nightShe was sitting upright
Only to discover it was true
There was a grandma named moiWho cried because she never had joyShe sells school bellsTo a very large motelShe changed her name to joy