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The Time Has Come, And So Has AliceSet in Waterloo's Wonderland, this small but succulentscene is designed to whet the appetite for the moresubstantial fare to follow,

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Alice In The PalaceAlice is not only in the palace, but in the soup as well.

This Little Bunny Went To MarxistThe conspirators at Alice 's Restaurant get mixed upwhen they hear who has been tossed in jail,

eviioanBetter Holmes And Gardens

Yes, something is definitely fishy — but things couldget better.

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If I Were A Carpenter, And You Were A WalrusOur heroes finally enter the castle of the Count.

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Alice Doesn't Live Here AnymoreJust who removes whom remains to be seen in thedungeon,

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INTERMISSIONWe now provide a short respite from the endlessstream of delicacies provided by our FASS food outlet.You U have to amuse yourselves for the next twelveminutes (ten minutes Celcius). We 'd like to remindyou that any jokes which you don't laugh at will be putinto next year 's show,

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Starsky's HutchMeanwhile, at the Bunny Club, things are reallyhopping.

Kn4ezme6Leaping Thespians

These actors may leave with egg on their faces .

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Sum Won 's In The KitchenThe plot begins to gel.

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Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are UndeadA wide selection to choose from, We recommend theoysters.

Watyfre4Court Noise Complaint

A little black humour to end things off.

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`LUIS isPoem from the Director

While watching our performanceYou might marvel at our cast,"How can these people put onSuch a frolic unsurpassed? "Perhaps you'll even start to wishThat you were also FASSed.

So if you care to ask me whereWe get these loonies from,

answer, " Why, our audienceEach year delivers some,They must be mad as HattersOr they never would have come!"

— Brian Martin

Where would we be without you?Many people have been especially helpful to FASS this year. We 'd like to

extend heart-felt thanks to the following:

UW Arts Centre StaffDick in Graphic ServicesZel and Roma in BookingsMathematics Faculty Computing FacilityJWB and the ImprintThe GazetteGrand River CableDrama DepartmentCKMS Radio WaterlooAll our Volunteer Ushers

Smile at these people when you see them... they deserve it! Thank you all.betsy wimbs

producer FASS 82

Message from the Chief ScriptwriterDon't let the term "Chief Scriptwriter" fool you. The writing of this year's

FASS script was very much a communal effort over which I played only asupervisory role. Many people are responsible for the successful creation of"Alice in Wonderloo" and the ones who put the most time and effort into it arelisted as writers, Countless others donated ideas or jokes, but there wasn'tenough room in the program to list everyone. However, /would like to take thisopportunity to thank everyone who came out to the brainstorming sessions, allthe people who wrote scenes or songs, and especially those who suffered throughgrueling editing sessions. Their efforts made my job a lot easier and resulted ina script that Lewis Carroll would have been proud of.

— Marney Heatley

FASS 1982

noticeYou can't smoke in the theatre because the fire

marshal doesn't want to be responsible if you get lung 1cancer. You can't eat or drink refreshments in thetheatre because the theatre management doesn't want •

to contribute to anyone's obesity. You can't usecameras during the performance because our actors arealready over-exposed. (Besides, the censor boarddoesn't permit flashing in the audience.) You can't usea tape-recorder either; the script is copyrighted by thepeople we stole it from. Thank you for observingthese rules, Violators will be sliced, diced, and fed tothe Jabberwock.

The MU CommitteePresident Jim GardnerVice-President Tom HocaliukSecretary Ian! AllenTreasurer Holly McDonaldDirector Brian MartinProducer Betsy WimbsChief Scriptwriter Marney HeatleyTechnical Director, Alex KordicsFaculty Representative Lee DickeyAdministration Representative Peter FraserStaff Representative Cameron McDonaldStudent Representative Janet ActonPast President Chris DobbinPast Director Ian ChaprinPast Producer Bernie RoehlPast Chief Scriptwriter Dave SpencePast Technical Director Joe SuppleHonourary Members Doug Crighton

Tom Hocaliuk

ZongsOur Title and... ...what it's supposed to sound like.Alice in Wonderloo AquariusI Mock Turtles I Love OnionsAt Alice's Restaurant Sesame Street ThemeFoods Campbell Soup Song (sort of)Rank the Herald Hark, the Herald Angels SingHow Can You Mend A Broken Egg...How Can You Mend

A Broken HeartHigher Education Stairway to Heaven/

Gilligan's IslandThe Safety Song Yellow SubmarineWhen We're On The Throne When I'm 64Hassenpfeffer Hey, Big SpenderTwist, Twist, Twist Your Tongue Row, Row, Row

Your BoatOpera's A Bore March of the ToreadorsIt's Called University It's Still Rock And Roll To MeSentimental Cop-out Ending Wizard of Oz Medley

Cast of CharactersKim Adkins Alice Aforethought

ClaudiusIan! Allen of HeartsBrien Ashdown

Drinks MachineCalvin Amity

Stud TiresTerry Barna Hamilton Ahnreye

Johnny OldsonRosencrantz

Tweedle-In.credibly-StupidChuck O'Loto

Lurch the ButlerJune Bug

Donna DeDeadRachel Capstick April ShowersPeter Carette

CaterpillarElizabeth Carew

Londonderry HareBunny Bam

Lizzie BoredomRoberta Carter

Eva DestructionGertrude

Ian Chaprin Jacques RabbitteJohn Collard Iris Mycase

Harry Fitzlykagluv Tweedle-DamnKaren Carpenter

Gus DeFaxMadame Brenda Butterfly

Squeaky Fromme Ms. Marple

Anita BreakP. Jayne Forbes

Penny LoaferJill O'Pu.ddin.g

MarcellusLorraine Galvin Angela FoodcakeJim Gardner Luke Alike

C.B MacTruckClifford A. Goodman Oscar Nominee

GuildensternMike Gore Tennis the MenaceDave Graham Sum Won Hoo

Stud E. BakerRonald M. Green Ross Horizon

Doug Leedoo RightBernardo

Mark Batten Michael Beckerle Simon BirchAngela Burley

Peter Coo Mario De Rose Chris Dobbin Lindsay DrakeJoy A. Fenton Izrnn Fletcher

Preston Gurd Better Holmes

1VIarney Heatley Dinah the Cat

Katherine Hicks Snapper MockyWilliam Hughes

Dick TutorialSteve Hutton Claude Dumbo

Kim Kippen Fearless Fawcett

Jeff Knight Count Paul Bearer

Elisa Kreller Deb U. ThantDon Lapierre Jack of Clubs

Stud UpEgbert McMuffin

Rob Lee Matt HatterBrian Martin

Perry KeetChris Martin General Woundwort

Cathy McBride Queen of Hearts

Brad liTcFady-en Felix SymbolOmelette

Sandra McLeod ..., Patty Morebucks

Judy McMullan Speaker in Green

John McMullen Rock Hopster

MarieLou Norton Flowers

Mimi O'GraffChuck Peeren

Colonel FluffPhilip Miscenses

Joe KingHoratio

Jeff Prayra Kodak Chrome

Rose Roberts Jane Stitch

OpheliaBernie Boehl

Bugs BunnyDavid Shipley

Prudence JurisArthur Mometer

Martin Smith Cheshire Cat

Stud ServicesRobin Peter

Edmund Smyk Byron Getwonfrie

Stud E. HallChris Stone

Bunny WhamAdrian Stone

Stage ManagerFreddy Ornot

Gillian Teichert Hops To Trotsky

Brad Templeton Humpty Dumpty

PoloniusEwa Von Hueck

Mome RathKen Watson..., Hank the Herald

Andrew P. Welch Marvin GardensBetsy Wimbs Princess Dixie

The script WritersThe following cheerful folk spent most of the past

fall term telling each other jokes and thinking up badpuns. Some of this material ended up in our script.The remainder, well, try us again next year!

Kim. Adkins Julian DaviesJoy Fenton Jim GardnerBrad Gorzitza Preston GurdDavid Haynes William HughesBrian Martin Ashok PatelBernie Roehl Adrian StonellBrad Templeton David WelbournJohn Winterton

People Zeen at Writer's meetingsDanny Barfield, Ken Dykes, Steve Hull, David Leibold,Dick McMurray, Martin McPhee, Blair Powell, DavidShipley, David Till, Alan Williams, Paul Wilson

Technical and Ztage WizardsEvery shining face you see out there is depending

on something built, begged, borrowed, stitched,sketched, or (heaven forbid) stolen by one of thefollowing dedicated support crew:Producer: Betsy WimbsDirector: Brian MartinMusic Director: Lynn McRuerLighting Design: Peter CaretteChoreographer: Louise FlemingTechnical Director: Alex KordicsStage Manager: Ken LynchAssistant Stage Managers: Tracy Tims, Brenz ParsonsRunner: Carol WoodPianist: Lynn McRuerAssistant Pianist: Cathy McBrideCostume Mistress: Linda CarsonCostume Assistants: Janet Acton, Roberta Carter, Chris

Dobbin, Marney Heaney, Kathy Hicks, JudyMcMullan, Ewa Von Hueck, Betsy Wimbs

Head of Makeup: Janet ActonMakeup Assistants: Margaret Eaton, Erika Hocaliuk,

Holly McDonald, Kay Nicoll, Ewa Von Hueck,and special thanks to Russ Gallas

Acting Coach: Preston GurdPhotography: Judy McMullan, Chris DobbinSpecial Effects: Peter (Boom Boom) CaretteProduction Committee: Mark Allison, Roberta Carter,

Lindsay Drake, David Haynes, John McMullen,Bernie Roehl

Artwork and Posters: Linda Carson, Gillian. Teichert,Tim Perlich Lorraine Galvin, David Haynes,Betsy Wimbs, Ian! Allen

Support Crew of Thousands:Lee Acton Peter BainIrene Bigall Alan BowlerPaul Brennan Ray ButterworthBrian D'Barron Kathryn DeloryRon Dragushan Margaret EatonEl z abet h Fraser Peter FraserStephen Gabe Ross GibautPat Hartnett Karl HeinzAngie Ho Erika HocaliukTom Hocaliuk Gordon IrishChris Joselin Kevin MartinCameron McDonald Holly McDonaldJudy McMullan Dick McMurrayGuy Middleton Kerstin MuthKay Nicoll Scott NicollMike O'Brien Brenz ParsonsAshok Patel John PlaicePaul Sheehan Joe SuppleShy Steve TaskerGillian Teichert Roger TheriaultTracy Tims Maggie VaradiAndrew Welch Chris WelshDerek Wilkinson John WintertonCarol Wood

Videotape Crew: Ashok Patel, Gord Irish, David Haynes,Joe Supple, Paul Hobin

Thanks also to: Bluevale Collegiate Institute