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Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...“

Sunday mornings are like Christmas for me because I know that each week, on my front porch, I have at least $200 in coupons/money waiting for me. Such a great feeling!“

I'll be damned if I'm cutting out coupons for some milk eggs and cheerios. Have me struggling just to buy pampers 'cause you spend it on random hoes.“

I try to do the right thing with money. Save a dollar here and there, clip some coupons. Buy ten gold chains instead of 20. Four summer homes instead of eight.“

The best things in life are never rationed. Friendship, loyalty, love, do not require coupons.“

This Columbus Day, let's apologize for our historical mistreatment of American Indians by losing money at a tribal casino.“

I actually do quite well in Omaha. It's one of my better games. I love pot-limit Omaha and Omaha high-low. I do quite well in them. If I play in a casino, I usually play some kind of mixed game with Omaha and hold 'em.“

I didn't want to do 'casino Royale' when they told me to audition. I said no. Then they sent me the script, and I thought it was actually very interesting, and I had no other work at the time.“

Oh look an ATM! Ok here we go! I lost all my money, now what do I do? Get a gun! Rob a casino! Good idea! Look at all the lights! This is beautiful.“

Chuck E Cheese's is just a casino for little kids!“

Sorry hun, but unlike you, I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more of a casino where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot.“

In a small-time casino, the town's Al Pacino. For all of the girls, the pretty boy Valentino. I shot up stores and I kicked down doors. Collecting scars from little neighborhood wars.“

They're playing Mariah Carey Dreamlover in this casino. Loving life.“

All the evidence shows that God was actually quite a gambler, and the universe is a great casino, where dice are thrown, and roulette wheels spin on every occasion.“

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.“

Recently, I went up to casino Rama to see Martin Short's show, just to see how he put it all together. And after the show, I went backstage and picked his brain to find out why he did certain things.“

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit. As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.“

Now, I'll tell you something that might interest you. casino Royale was the first Bond book that Ian Fleming ever wrote. And he couldn't get anybody to touch it, to publish it - he couldn't do anything about it at all. Nobody wanted to know.“

With the casino and the beds, our passengers will have at least two ways to get lucky on one of our flights.“

I like theme parks. The fastest roller coaster I've ever been on is at a casino in Nevada.“

Investment banking has, in recent years, resembled a casino, and the massive scale of gambling losses has dragged down traditional business and retail lending activities as banks try to rebuild their balance sheets. This was one aspect of modern financial liberalisation that had dire consequences.“

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