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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Mommy’s boy: Some people will go to great lengths to helptheir parents in a time of need. In Brazil, a man named HeitorSchiave took it one step too far: he dressed up as his mother sohe could take her driver’s test on her behalf. His mother hadn’thad much luck herself, having failed three times. So Schiave puton women’s clothing and a wig, wore lots of makeup, and triedto talk in his mother’s voice. However, the disguise did not foolAline Mendonca, the examiner, who realized that the womantaking the test did not look like the woman pictured on heridentification. Schiave was arrested for fraud.New wave furniture: Gavin Munro is a maker of furniture,but he doesn’t use carpentry tools to do it. Instead, he trainsthe trees on his farm to grow into the form of chairs, tables,and other pieces. The result is very artistic. Located nearDerby, England, his farm has oak, willow, ash, and sycamoretrees. When the trees are just saplings, he uses molds to makethem grow a certain way. To attain his final product, he alsoprunes and grafts the trees’ branches. It takes a long time fora piece of furniture to be made in this fashion – between fourand eight years.Stolen goods: A woman in St. Paul, Minnesota (U.S.), wasmiffed when she discovered that a package she ordered hadbeen stolen from her porch. Hilary Smith received a text sayingthat the package, which contained a phone charger, had beendelivered, so she expected to find it upon arriving home fromwork. In its place was a handwritten note thanking her forleaving the package on her porch so it could be stolen. Thethief signed the note, “The new owner of your package.” Policein the area are warning residents to have parcels delivered whensomeone is home to receive them.Beautiful harvest: Some farmers in Bangladesh work inan environment of great beauty—at least during the time ofharvest. These farmers collect water lily blossoms in the Canalof Water Lilies in the country’s Barisal district. They paddletheir long wooden boats through a sea of green leaves anddeep pink water lily flowers, collecting the blossoms as theygo. Collection is done carefully and by hand. These blossomsare a popular item at local markets, where the farmers go tosell their floral gems.

Quoteable Quotes“Things are always at their best in the beginning.”

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Trivia1. The fastest land animal is the cheetah, the leopard, or the lion?2. Are cashews nuts or seeds?3. Which Muppet of The Muppets fame is known for being

ticklish?4. Root and tuber vegetables grow above or below the ground?5. Who wrote The Cat in the Hat?

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Everybody’s Talking!Mommy’s boy: Some people will go to great lengths to helptheir parents in a time of need. In Brazil, a man named HeitorSchiave took it one step too far: he dressed up as his mother sohe could take her driver’s test on her behalf. His mother hadn’thad much luck herself, having failed three times. So Schiave puton women’s clothing and a wig, wore lots of makeup, and triedto talk in his mother’s voice. However, the disguise did not foolAline Mendonca, the examiner, who realized that the womantaking the test did not look like the woman pictured on heridentification. Schiave was arrested for fraud.New wave furniture: Gavin Munro is a maker of furniture,but he doesn’t use carpentry tools to do it. Instead, he trainsthe trees on his farm to grow into the form of chairs, tables,and other pieces. The result is very artistic. Located nearDerby, England, his farm has oak, willow, ash, and sycamoretrees. When the trees are just saplings, he uses molds to makethem grow a certain way. To attain his final product, he alsoprunes and grafts the trees’ branches. It takes a long time fora piece of furniture to be made in this fashion – between fourand eight years.Stolen goods: A woman in St. Paul, Minnesota (U.S.), wasmiffed when she discovered that a package she ordered hadbeen stolen from her porch. Hilary Smith received a text sayingthat the package, which contained a phone charger, had beendelivered, so she expected to find it upon arriving home fromwork. In its place was a handwritten note thanking her forleaving the package on her porch so it could be stolen. Thethief signed the note, “The new owner of your package.” Policein the area are warning residents to have parcels delivered whensomeone is home to receive them.Beautiful harvest: Some farmers in Bangladesh work inan environment of great beauty—at least during the time ofharvest. These farmers collect water lily blossoms in the Canalof Water Lilies in the country’s Barisal district. They paddletheir long wooden boats through a sea of green leaves anddeep pink water lily flowers, collecting the blossoms as theygo. Collection is done carefully and by hand. These blossomsare a popular item at local markets, where the farmers go tosell their floral gems.

Quoteable Quotes“Things are always at their best in the beginning.”

—Blaise Pascal“Life can only be kept by giving it away. But then it will bloom.” —Anne Rivers Siddons

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Trivia1. The fastest land animal is the cheetah, the leopard, or the lion?2. Are cashews nuts or seeds?3. Which Muppet of The Muppets fame is known for being

ticklish?4. Root and tuber vegetables grow above or below the ground?5. Who wrote The Cat in the Hat?

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Everybody’s Talking!Mommy’s boy: Some people will go to great lengths to helptheir parents in a time of need. In Brazil, a man named HeitorSchiave took it one step too far: he dressed up as his mother sohe could take her driver’s test on her behalf. His mother hadn’thad much luck herself, having failed three times. So Schiave puton women’s clothing and a wig, wore lots of makeup, and triedto talk in his mother’s voice. However, the disguise did not foolAline Mendonca, the examiner, who realized that the womantaking the test did not look like the woman pictured on heridentification. Schiave was arrested for fraud.New wave furniture: Gavin Munro is a maker of furniture,but he doesn’t use carpentry tools to do it. Instead, he trainsthe trees on his farm to grow into the form of chairs, tables,and other pieces. The result is very artistic. Located nearDerby, England, his farm has oak, willow, ash, and sycamoretrees. When the trees are just saplings, he uses molds to makethem grow a certain way. To attain his final product, he alsoprunes and grafts the trees’ branches. It takes a long time fora piece of furniture to be made in this fashion – between fourand eight years.Stolen goods: A woman in St. Paul, Minnesota (U.S.), wasmiffed when she discovered that a package she ordered hadbeen stolen from her porch. Hilary Smith received a text sayingthat the package, which contained a phone charger, had beendelivered, so she expected to find it upon arriving home fromwork. In its place was a handwritten note thanking her forleaving the package on her porch so it could be stolen. Thethief signed the note, “The new owner of your package.” Policein the area are warning residents to have parcels delivered whensomeone is home to receive them.Beautiful harvest: Some farmers in Bangladesh work inan environment of great beauty—at least during the time ofharvest. These farmers collect water lily blossoms in the Canalof Water Lilies in the country’s Barisal district. They paddletheir long wooden boats through a sea of green leaves anddeep pink water lily flowers, collecting the blossoms as theygo. Collection is done carefully and by hand. These blossomsare a popular item at local markets, where the farmers go tosell their floral gems.

Quoteable Quotes“Things are always at their best in the beginning.”

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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favor Sagittariuswinners with the luckiest number being 7.

Did You Know...Gone south: The first man to make it to the South Pole wasNorwegian Roald Amundsen (1872-1928). A team of men,dogs, and dogsleds journeyed from their base camp inAntarctica, reaching the pole just under two months.Pick a pear: Anjou pears are mild-flavored and soft, makingthem easy to eat. Abate pears are good to eat with cheesebecause they are fragrant and crisp.Skin bumps: Moles occur when skin cel ls cal ledmelanocytes grow. Babies can be born with moles that arecalled congenital nevi, while other moles develop over aperson’s lifetime.Expensive painting: A 1941 Pablo Picasso painting fromhis “Weeping Woman” series sold for $9.1 million (CDN) atan auction house in Toronto, Canada, in 2019. The paintingof photographer Dora Maar is called Femme au chapeau.Writer and pilot: Many people are aware of British authorRoald Dahl’s many famous children’s books, such as Charlieand the Chocolate Factory and The Witches. But they maynot know that he was a fighter pilot in World War II.

On the Lighter SideWhy is “abbreviation” such a long word?

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words“Wednesday,” “Friday,” or “Sunday”? Yesterday, today, andtomorrow.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.

Customer: “These melons are $1.50. Did you raise themyourself?”Farmer: “Yes. Yesterday they were $1.25.”

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens weren’taround yet.

Answers

Trivia answers: 1. Cheetah 2. Seeds 3. Elmo 4. Below5. Dr. Seuss

ARIES(March 21 - April 20)

Open your horizons tonew ways to live your life.Once you decide on theperfect plan, you mayaccomplish much. Be sureto thoroughly document

your research for others to see. Luckynumbers: 16, 18, 22, 24, 31, 46. TAURUS(April 21 - May 21)

You may benefit greatlyfrom opportunities thatpresent themselves atthis time. An old friendwho might be very influ-ential and helpful to you

may come back into your life. Luckynumbers: 1, 6, 15, 20, 31, 37. GEMINI(May 22 - June 21)

Important family mattersmay have to take toppriority over less impor-tant matters. You mayhave to try to find ahappy medium to juggle

your usual workload. Lucky numbers:17, 21, 28, 39, 45, 48. CANCER(June 22 - July 22)

Your current successmay bring you muchsatisfaction. Your confi-dence level could soaronce you really start toappreciate the people

who are helping you on your journey.Lucky numbers: 2, 13, 24, 37, 41, 43. LEO(July 23 - Aug. 23)

You may need to believein your abilities andtalents. The winds sud-denly may change, andnew policies may helpyou realize your goals

can, indeed, come true. Lucky numbers:2, 9, 13, 17, 26, 34. VIRGO(Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

You may need to valuethe instinctive powersthat you possess. Sharingyour enlightenment withyounger people mighthelp you make your own

progress. Lucky numbers: 12, 24, 26,29, 36, 43.

LIBRA(Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

Your business may entailtravel or engaging in com-munications with thosefar away. Clandestineinformation might berevealed, once you build a

good, healthy bond. Lucky numbers:13, 22, 33, 44, 46, 49. SCORPIO(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

Good relations with yourco-worker and superiorsmay enable you to spreadyour influence. Somevery interesting employ-ment opportunities might

exist for you. Lucky numbers: 11, 16,19, 21, 23, 33. SAGITTARIUS(Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

You may have to exhibityour true colors to thosewho doubt your trustwor-thiness. If your heart ispure, then you mighthave absolutely nothing

to worry about. Lucky numbers: 7,24, 26, 30, 32, 43. CAPRICORN(Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

You may feel as if life ispassing you by far tooquickly. That realizationmight teach you theimportance of cherishingthe little things in life

that we take for granted. Luckynumbers: 2, 6, 12, 26, 32, 46. AQUARIUS(Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

You should be able tofocus on important deci-sions without worryingabout the petty details.You may need to takethe time you need to

clear your head. Lucky numbers: 26,29, 31, 32, 33, 40. PISCES(Feb. 20 - March 20)

Try to allow your strengthof character to overcomeyour fears. Your sensitivemood may brighten great-ly once you realize howmuch happiness you can

create. Lucky numbers: 14, 19, 23, 24,32, 39.

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