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    Horse sense

    Your story about

    the blind person

    in Michigan with the

    miniature guide horse was

    so enlightening and so

    beautiful (Here & Now,

    December). I can imagine

    a horse might be more

    suitable than a dog for

    some people with special

    needs and would be a

    good companion. Well

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    trying something different.

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    I found the comments about warring

    groups getting together to knoweach other in a personal and

    meaningful way very true and

    touching. He is a credit to his family

    for wanting to meet and befriend the

    man who shot him down. Credit also

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    We could easily fill the

    pages of this magazineeach time with stories of

    amazing medical breakthroughs that

    are emerging from research labs

    around the world. Truly, theres

    never been a more exciting era for

    researchers and medics on the

    frontline of health science and for

    patients seeking effective treatments.So to whittle our choice of the

    astounding health advances in 2014

    to just 20 was a task and a half. (Turn

    to page 72 to see how we did.)

    Our aim was to fill the list with news

    that cuts above the (all-too-easy-to-

    claim) promising trials and potential

    cures. To make the cut, ideas had tobe simple to grasp, backed by solid

    evidence and useful to most readers

    right now or very soon.

    Whod have thought beating flu

    bugs could be as basic as resetting

    your home humidifier? Or the cure to

    some very common symptoms was

    sitting in your kitchen cabinet and isnow backed by some very clear

    science? If youre reading this on

    a digital version of our magazine,

    be sure to note how backlit

    screens boost vision and speed

    reading. Simple. Amazing.

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    Our Best Stories of All Time.

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    DigestoniPad

    Ihave now gone paperless! My

    vision is failing, and I am delighted

    that I can easily read the iPad

    version. Thank you for providing

    your wonderful magazine in

    this format. S a n d r a P h i l l i p s

    Dont throw it away

    Your article Art of Repair

    (Subscriber Bonus, January)

    reverberated with me. My pet

    grievance is the enormous waste in

    society and the system of planned

    obsolescence built into almost

    every product we buy. In a worldwhere we are told to reduce our

    carbon footprint and conserve

    resources, how can any government

    condone this wasteful practice?

    It brings to mind a washing

    machine we had that broke down

    soon after the warranty ran out. We

    were told it was obsolete and

    couldnt be fixed. It was less than

    three years old and no-one

    could get into the case without

    breaking it unless they had a

    special tool.

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    fixes things and teaches

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    more start up.S u s a n M a l k i n s o n , Kwb,Ql

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    They needTimeon theirown, you may think,

    postponing a visit or call to

    someone whos ill or bereaved.

    But though its hard to know what

    to say, we should always make theeffort. I wouldnt hesitate to raise

    the subject unless youre sure they

    dont want to talk, says Toni

    Bernhard, author of the award-

    winning book, How to Be Sick. If

    theyre angry, thats OK. If they

    think its unfair, thats OK. If theyre

    grief-stricken, thats OK. Just letthem know that you hear them and

    care about them, says Bernhard.

    And, avoid giving advice its not

    what theyll want to hear.

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    SayI missour lunchdates.Letme

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    AafgmalaraAneverydayroutinecouldsavecountlesslives

    B y S i m o n L i e m

    Aformerhigh-school chemistry

    teacher in Burkina Faso is battling

    one of Africas deadliest diseases

    with the simplest of weapons: a bar

    of soap. Grard Niyondiko and his

    partner Moktar Dembl, created

    Faso Soap with the goal of reducing

    malaria infection, which, transmitted

    through mosquito bites, kills one

    African child every minute. Its rare

    to go two or three successive monthsin my region without catching

    malaria, says Niyondiko, who has

    been hospitalised several times with

    the disease.

    Developed in a country that deals

    with five million malaria cases a year,

    the soap will sell at a cost

    comparable to other soap brands.Building on the age-old method of

    burning lemon grass to fend off

    mosquitoes, Faso Soap uses the

    plant, along with other locally

    derived repellents, to offer up to

    six hours of protection

    following application

    through bathing or

    laundering.

    In April 2013, Niyondiko and

    Dembl became the first non-

    American winners of the Global

    Social Venture Competition (GSVC)

    for socially minded entrepreneurs.

    While malaria treatments and

    prevention methods exist in Africa,

    funding shortages render them too

    costly to be universally implemented.

    Because soap is already widely used,

    Niyondiko hopes the affordabilityand availability of Faso Soap will

    allow for quick integration and help

    mitigate a disease that is, in his

    words, decimating our people and

    reinforcing the poverty of our

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    News fromtheworldofmedicineWhyWe LoveaBaByssmeLL

    Feel like you could just eat up

    a newborn? Scientists in Germany

    recently monitored the brains of

    30 women as they sniffed newborns

    undershirts; half had recently given

    birth, and half never had. As the

    women smelled the newborn scent,

    all their brains showed activity in the

    pleasure centre the area that lights

    up after you, say, eat chocolate but

    the new mums brains lit up more

    than those of the childless women.This mental hard wiring may

    strengthen the mother-child bond by

    rewarding mums for their caregiving.

    FrontiersinPsychology, Se5,2013

    endingJust inCase

    antiBiotiCs

    A genomic blood test developed byDuke University researchers may

    help doctors more easily determine

    whether a sick patient has a viral or

    a bacterial infection. This has the

    potential to reduce the number of

    antibiotic prescriptions that are

    improperly ordered for viruses. The

    test detects a specific genetic

    signature in the persons immunesystem that activates to fight off a

    viral infection but not a bacterial one.

    The test could be available in three

    years. ScienceTranslationalMedicine, Se18,2013

    asafershotforBaCkPain

    Epidural steroids are a common way

    to relieve back pain. Now Johns

    Hopkins researchers have discovered

    that it may not be just the steroids

    that are responsible for soothing sore

    backs but some other component,

    like saline solution. Saline may helpflush inflammatory chemicals,

    providing pain relief. After

    researchers reviewed 43 studies

    involving more than 3600 patients,

    they found that steroids in the

    epidurals were responsible for less

    than half of the short-term pain-

    relieving effects. This suggests that

    patients may reduce pain with lowerdoses of steroids. Anesthesiology,Oober2013

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    Re-discovering the joys of travel withthe lightest folding mobility scooter

    How much do you value your ability to travelindependently? It is of course one of the most

    treasured of freedoms. Yet mobility problems canmake getting around our beautiful countrysideand overseas difficult if not impossible.

    For people such as some stroke victims, thosewith severe asthma or breathing problems, MS,Parkinsons disease, MD, arthritis even peoplewho can no longer hold a drivers license amobility scooter can be life-changing.

    A compact and very light electric mobilityscooter known as theTravelScootis designed

    for those who have walking difficulties but areotherwise still mobile. This battery-poweredmachine is fun, safe and easy to drive, and itdelivers precious independence.

    It can be on standby wherever you go, givingyou the freedom to cope with planes, cruises, bustrips, site seeing, markets, shopping, medical

    appointments, shows and more to explore theworld independently and with dignity.

    TheTravelScootfolds and unfolds as quicklyand easily as an umbrella to tuck into your car

    with ease, and weighs just 16 kilos. Carers andfamily love it, as they do not have to strugglewith back-breaking weighty mobility aids to helpthe person they are caring for to independentlyenjoy outings. TravelScoot is a great idea foranyone living in a small unit too.

    OUT AND ABOUT, SCOOTER STYLEThe TravelScoot hums quietly along footpathsand byways in sit-down comfort at the owners

    speed, with ample power. Steering is simple the scooter goes where it is pointed, withhandlebars like the scooter you may have riddenas a kid.

    Enjoy your freedom. Yes you can!

    See the demonstration video atwww.travelscoot.com.auFor more information call1300 282 300or email your phonenumber and location [email protected]

    Walking a problem? TravelScoot could be your answer!

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    gentle handling as

    they bruise and

    deterioratequickly. When

    choosing figs,

    look for ones that

    are plump, have a

    rich, deep colour and are free

    from marks and bruises. Store

    ripe figs in the fridge to keep them

    fresh for two to three days. Unripefigs can be kept out of the fridge,

    until theyre ready to eat.

    Figs can be eaten raw or gently

    cooked and they suit both sweet

    and savoury dishes. One of my

    favourite weekend brunches is to

    serve slices of whole grain toast

    spread with fresh ricotta and

    topped with sliced fresh figs anda drizzle of honey.

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    Eatingoily fishtwice a week is a good

    idea for your general health. Plus, oily fish

    contains high levels of omega-3

    polyunsaturated fatty acids, which help

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    include sardines, herring, kippers, Atlantic

    salmon, trout and mackerel.

    Compared to white fish, oily varieties aredarker in colour and stronger in flavour.

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    fish, pair it with other strong flavoured

    ingredients such as garlic, chilli, chermoula,

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    history. If you have your eye on a

    bargain, clean your cookies before

    revisiting it. Deal sites know when

    theyre getting a repeat visitor and

    may increase the last price you saw.

    2. ForThebesTvalueonaccommodations, call the hotel

    directly. A manager or booking agent

    will usually match or better the best

    price you found online. Hotel

    sold out? Find out when

    cancellations go into effect

    and phone exactly on

    the hour to scoop uplast-minute openings.

    3. ITsworThchecking out what day

    of the week is the least

    expensive day to fly.

    Domestically,

    Wednesday is usually

    the cheapest option,since most holiday

    makers bookend their trips with

    weekends. Tuesdays and Saturdays

    are the next best days.

    4. almosTeverymajor city hasits own mini off-seasons, when rates

    drop and last-minute specials apply.

    Visit New York following Fashion

    Week, or go to Venice after the film

    festival. Hotels lose a huge

    percentage of their guests on the

    final day of a major event, and top

    restaurants have vacancies.

    5. NoTallhoTel rooms arecreated equal some are larger orhave superior views. Upon check-in,

    request better digs. If you have

    some cash to spare, ask if an

    affordable upgrade is available.

    6. doyoukNowyourpassport number by heart?

    You wont need to if youvemade a copy to leave with

    a trusted friend or a

    relative for safekeeping,

    in case of loss or theft.

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    7.MaketheMostof your rewardpoints by calling an agent for

    assistance just after midnight. Not

    only will you have the help of a pro

    who can think strategically with

    your points, you may have more

    options to choose from, since

    airlines have traditionally released

    new inventory at 12.01am.

    8. ask your Facebook friends orTwitter followers if they have any

    recommendations for the place you

    plan to visit. Knowing a few show-

    offs will finally come in handy! And

    be sure to like the Facebook pagesof your destinations tourism board

    and key attractions for deals and

    specials.

    9. Banksgenerally have sisterbanks abroad, which means you can

    use their ATM machines to take out

    local currency with no internationaltransaction fees. Check with your

    bank before leaving home.

    10. unless itsBronze, no-onewants to take home a $20,000 cast

    as a souvenir. Check to see what

    travel insurance coverage you

    already have from your credit card

    company and health-care plan, andthen fill in the gaps. Avoid

    insurance companies that make

    travellers front hospital bills.

    A multi-trip insurance policy with

    one annual rate is generally the best

    way to go, even if you only take a

    few trips a year.

    11. ifyoufind yourself stuck atthe airport for any length of time,

    consider buying a day pass to an

    airline lounge. The cushy chairs,

    Wi-Fi access, snacks and beverages

    will allow you to unwind in comfort.

    Or if you need Wi-Fi, try sitting just

    outside a lounge to pick up its free

    service.

    12. youdonthave to break thebank on food while travelling. Many

    restaurants particularly in holiday

    resorts offer early bird specials

    in the early evening. Eat early and

    youll have some extra money for

    ice-cream or coffee later. Or grabsome fresh vegies and fruit, local

    cheese, and homemade bread and

    have lunch or dinner al fresco.

    13. keepadigitaltrail of yourtravels. Photos are a great way to

    keep track of important things

    such as where you parked your

    car, what your suitcase looks likeand what hotel room youre in.

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    computer but dont want to spend

    a fortune on coffee at your local

    caf? If you have a smartphone and

    a decent signal, the answers in

    your pocket. By tethering your

    phone to your laptop or tablet, you

    can use the mobile network to getonline and use a proper computer

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    tariff may not allow it.)

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    device and select the

    Wi-Fi code that pops

    up on the connectionsmenu. Enter the password

    given by your mobile, and

    youre away.

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    clock, because youll be

    using your monthly

    allowance. The average of

    500MB is enough to surf500 no-frills web pages,

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    checking Facebook and

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    with supplements, painkillers or diet.

    ClawsAs a cat ages, helldevelop brittle claws. Check nailsregularly and clip when theyre

    getting long.

    Kidneys Switch to canned foodinstead of dried. Water consumption

    is necessary to stave off kidney

    problems, a common concern. Put

    out multiple water bowls and make

    sure theyre changed regularly.

    Low-protein food will help make the

    digestion and elimination process

    more comfortable for older cats.

    MusClesJust like humans,muscle wasting is an issue that

    ageing felines face. Encouraging

    your cat to eat by providing variety,a warm dinner and three or four

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    CognitivedisordersCats especially those 14 and over can

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    similar to dementia. If your cat

    begins to miss the litter box, hides,

    sleeps more often, stops groomingor cries for no reason (often at

    night), he could be ill.

    eyesightIf you notice yourcat struggling to move around or

    bumping into things, she might

    have a vision problem. A cataract

    will give a cats eye an opalescent

    quality, but a tumour or a retinal

    detachment can only be detected

    with an examination.

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    began encouraging people in

    Japan to celebrate Valentines Day,

    a mistranslation from one

    confectionary maker conveyed themessage that it was customary for

    women to give chocolates to men on

    the holiday. And thats what they do

    to this day. On February 14, women

    shower their men with treats, and on

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    travelled to Poland in 1977, the

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    When I abandoned the US (for

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    desires for the future), mistakes

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    When I met Rita she was friendly.

    She sang her part of The Shepherd

    sotto voce very softly while

    I played mine as best I could.

    Once our performance ended

    Rita rose from her seat smiling.

    Tomorrow night we will do it as

    an encore after our concert. Youwill come onto the stage on the

    Der Hirt auf dem

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    Shepherd on the

    Rock was written by Franz

    Schubert. One of the greatest

    exponents of this beautiful piece

    was the world-renowned Austrian

    soprano, Rita Streich.

    I started playing the clarinetwhen I was seven. That was 76

    years ago. I first heard Rita sing

    The Shepherd in 1958. When

    I heard she would be touring

    Australia with the ABC Celebrity

    Recital Series in 1963, I wrote

    letters to all of my musical contacts,

    appealing to them to use whateverinfluence they had to persuade Rita

    to sing it with me. Most of them

    thought I was crazy. I eventually

    received a sympathetic reply from

    Joseph Post, the conductor of the

    Sydney Symphony Orchestra.

    Although he agreed to ask Rita, he

    said he could make no promises.

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    left with your

    music on a

    stand. Sheshook the

    music stand in

    mock

    nervousness,

    exactly as she

    wanted me to do on the

    night. I was too nervous to do

    anything more than thank her.

    The concert was the following

    night, on October 17, 1963, in the

    Tamworth Town Hall. It was

    packed and Rita Streich was

    brilliant. I stood backstage dressed

    in my dinner suit, breathing deeply.

    I knew my part well, but didnt talk

    to anyone for fear the spell would

    be broken.Although the night was already

    a dream come true, the standing

    ovation we received was very

    much more of a reward than I ever

    could have imagined. I was told

    later that it was the first time a

    local had ever performed with a

    visiting celebrity artist.The next day was my son Peters

    fifth birthday and we all went to the

    airport to farewell Rita. When she

    found out it was Peters birthday,

    she sat him on a counter, and sang

    Happy Birthday. That was one of

    the highlights of my life.

    Ever since, I have lived by

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    Whatsthenicestthingsomeonehassaidtoliftyourspiritswhenyouwere feelingdown?

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    five-year-oldgrandson, Nicholas, said,

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    One day while

    tidying my linen

    cupboard, I found

    myself holding a tiny white

    towel. Tears welled up in my

    eyes as memories came

    flooding back. This tiny

    towel was once a part ofa simple United Nations-

    funded toiletry pack, given

    to refugees who were ready

    to start a new life in a new

    country.

    My husband, Adam, our

    daughter Ania and myself

    each received one of thesebags the day before we left

    the refugee camp in Latina, Italy and

    flew to start our new chapter in

    Australia.

    1981 was a turbulent year in

    Poland, where we lived. Everyone

    knew that something violent was

    brewing. The country had

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    among the lucky ones. We lived in

    a nice apartment in Warsaw; we hadgood jobs and a fulfilling life.

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    Thepressures to

    jointheCommunistpartywerebecomingmorefrequent

    access to our passports. Without

    them we had lost our last chance toleave the Communist regime forever.

    This news instantly decided our

    fate. An hour later, we slammed the

    door of our apartment, and headed to

    where our car and camping trailer

    were parked. The trailer was to be

    our home from that dramatic

    moment onwards.

    We fled our home, our country,

    our life. I could not tell anyone in our

    extended family that we had left for

    fear that the knowledge would

    endanger them. I didnt know if I

    would ever see my family again.

    At the time, it was considered

    treason if somebody left the country

    and did not return. We drove over1600km without stopping for fear that

    the regime would catch us. Ania, who

    was just four years old, sat in the

    back seat playing innocently with her

    toys. We didnt feel safe until we

    crossed the border to Italy, the first

    non-communist country on our way

    to Spain.We wanted to start a new life in

    Australia. The Australian Embassy

    officials in Rome were very helpful

    but advised we had to go through the

    Up until this point we had

    managed to avoid being forced tobecome members of the Polish

    United Workers (Communist) Party.

    However, they were becoming

    increasingly impatient with us. The

    pressures to join were becoming

    more frequent, more threatening and

    more menacing.

    In June, we were delighted to learn

    that we had been granted the

    privilege of accessing our passports

    and had organised tourist visas to

    travel to Spain for a one-month

    holiday. Back then, no-one owned a

    Anna Malarz lives in Canberra with her husbandand their beloved dog Kluska (Little Noodlein Polish). After working 31 years for theAustralian government, she is now retired andenjoys writing, entertaining friends and endlesstravelling in a motorhome with Adam.

    passport passports were issued at

    the discretion of the authorities and

    the secret police. Our holiday was a

    decoy we intended never to returnto Poland.

    Our joy was shattered when, a few

    days later, Adam was invited to a

    room at the Warsaw Forum Hotel,

    where two Dark Suits from the

    secret police told him: Whoever is

    not with us, is against us. These

    were chilling words. The meeting

    ended with Adam being told that heand his family would no longer have

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    was a rainy, gloomy day in Rome. So

    was the spirit of those bidding us

    farewell who had not managed to

    bring their families out of Poland yet.Twenty-two hours later, we landed

    in Melbourne. The sky was

    unbelievably blue, the people were

    kind and gentle, and the Christmas

    spirit was overwhelming. I remember

    thinking for the first time in my life,

    I am in heaven my family is safe!

    After nine years, our familyeventually joined us and after the

    Communist regime collapsed, we

    visited our homeland to show Poland

    to our daughter. It is now a very

    dynamic and beautiful country, but

    there is no country like Australia.

    normal assessment processes in the

    refugee camp in Latina. Despite

    being in Italy, the refugee camp was

    a frightening place.

    Rapes and murders occurredfrequently. The facilities were

    unusable because of the filth and

    danger. But we resolved wed find

    a way to survive in order to qualify

    for refugee status and the hope of

    living a safe life without fear or

    threat in a new country.

    Many months and countlesschecks later, we received good news.

    Several countries had offered to

    resettle us. Our first choice was

    Australia. We left Rome on

    December 13, 1981, the same day

    martial law was introduced into

    Poland. Poles who were waiting in

    Italy for family members to join

    them from Poland realised that thiswould now not happen for years. It

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    anyoriginal and unpublished storyweprint. See page6 for details.

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    These incredible storiesinspiredus,madeusshakeourheads in near disbelief, andprovedonceagain thatamazing thingsreally dohappen

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    WhenManuela the tortoisewentmissingduringhomerenovationsin 1982,herBrazilianowners

    thought shedshuffledout oftheir livesforever. But a clean-outofastorageroomearly lastyearbroughtaspecial surprisefor theAlmeidafamily. Anoldbox containing a recordplayerwasputonthestreetforgarbagecollection andout crawledManuela.No-oneissurehowthered-footed tortoisesurvivedforover30

    years, but veterinarianssuspectManuela survivedby eating termitesandother insects. Thespecies,which isnative toCentralandSouthAmerica, cansurvivefortwotothreeyearsonnofoodatall.

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    Last year began with a lucky break for a spear fisherman who waspulled unconscious from the water near Kiama Blowhole, south

    of Sydney, on January 2. The mans dive partner raised the alarm ashe dragged his friend towards shore. One passing holidaymaker,

    whod had CPR training through his work, scrambled down therocks to help and was closely followed by another man anexperienced surf lifesaver who was out enjoying a morning stroll.

    Next on the scene was the local councils lifeguard coordinator,followed by an off-duty paramedic who happened to be at the

    beach with his children. As one of the rescuers later declared, the

    man just wasnt meant to die today.

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    Herdiamondringhadsparkledonherfingereverydayofher 38-yearmarriage.ButwhenAlairSchroeder lostitwhileswimming inan Idaho lake,anda searchwithscubagearandanunderwatermetaldetector cameupwithnothing,shethoughtitwasgone forgood. Itwasnt.

    Amonth laterAmyHarriswaswadingin the lakewhenshe saw something

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    glisten. Returninghomewith the ring,shepostedanadonCraigslist looking for itsrightfulowner.

    Aftergettingnoresponseforseveralmonths, Amydecidedtosell the ring soherhusbandcalledanoldjewellerfriendtohave itvalued. Youdidnt happentofindthatatRedfishLake? thejewellerasked.Turnsoutthejewellerhadsoldthe

    Schroedersa replacementdiamondringandhadheardthestoryofthe lostoriginal.

    AmyHarris turneddowntheSchroedersofferofarewardfortheringsreturnfivemonthsafter itwas lost, sayingfuturegoodkarmawouldberewardenough. Its averyhumbling feeling saidAmy, tobepartofsomething that canmake somebodysohappy.

    UScouple JacobandBonnieRichtertooktheir cat, Holly, fora 32okmroad trip intheirmotorhome toDaytonaBeach in

    Florida inNovember2012. Onenightfireworksfrightenedthekittyandshe tookoff. Herownerssearchedfrantically fordays,handingout flyers andcontacting local animal shelters, but eventually had togiveupandreturn to theirWestPalmBeachhomewithoutHolly.

    Sixty-twodays later, PalmBeachGardensresidentBarbMazzola foundanemaciated and very feeblecatinheryard.Whenshetookthecattoa veterinarian, amicrochip scanrevealeditwasHolly. Thedetermined feline had got towithin1.5kmof her homewhen shewas found. Itwasquiteajourney forthis little girl, Jacob Richter saidafter he and hiswifewerereunitedwith their devotedpet.

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    laboursThree separate membersofa Norwegian

    family have won their homelands nationallottery over a period of sixyears, takinghome a total of more than 3 million. The

    latest win came in September 2012, when

    the right numbers droppedfor Tord Oksnes,following his sister Hege Jeanette and fatherLeifs success.All three family members have

    won when Hegewas pregnant or hadjustgiven birth and two of the wins took placewithin hoursofdelivery. Hege Jeanette told

    AFP news agency that her other threebrothers who haveyettowinthe lottery are

    urging her to have at least ten children.

    Theres nothing too surprising about finding an old

    postcard doubling as a bookmark. But for Peter Dodds,

    finding one in a biography of Winston Churchill that

    he bought for 50 pence in a charity shop in Derbyshire,England, turned out to be extraordinary. The card of

    Washington, DC, had been sent from his brother to his

    late mother in 1988.

    Its just one of those stories you wouldnt

    believe, says Peter, who thinks the book

    once belonged to his late father.

    Peters mother died in 1999 and

    her sons donated some of herbooks to her nursing

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    believing the only other eventful thing thatwould happenthatdaywould be someorders

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    But as VirginiaMaidenmannedher drive-

    thruwindow later thatday shewasshockedto

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    woman that the ice-creammachinewasntworking atthatmomentandsuggested shepull

    up tothenext windowandwait. Maiden then

    called the police. Officers quickly arrivedtoarrest the ice-cream loving suspect.

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    Minnesota.WhenDonfoundtheringwithEricUscholdandOronoH.S.1996engravedonit, thenamedidnt register atfirst. Weusuallygoby firstnames [atwork],Donsaid. Butwhenherealisedtheringbelongedtohisco-workerEric,Donplanneda little trick. Iworehis ring

    intowork,and I showedhim.Hesaid,Where thehelldidyou findthat?

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    Move overMaryPoppins a father fromChinasGuangdongprovincehas goneoutside the squaretosolvehischildcareissues. ChanLiu happily leaves his sonAzhe, now 14, inthecold-

    blooded care of his4.5m-long, 100kg python. Chan hatched thesnake froman egg sixyearsbeforeAzhewas born and hasraised bothever since.Azheandthereptile have become inseparable, Chan says,

    and he iscertain the snakewould never harm the boy.

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    DrRoseGenesisof theNirvanaLaserHair&SkinCliniccursedapoweroutagethatforcedhertosendallhercustomershome. But shortly afterwards shewasthanking thegodsofelectricity.

    Awomanmotorist trying toparkoutside thepremises lostcontrolofhercarandploughedthroughthefrontwindowoftheclinic, inSaskatoon,Canada, right intothewaiting area. Thecarwasrightoverthetopofwherepeoplewouldhavebeensitting,Genesis said,expressinghergratitudeforthe timelyblackout.

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    Whenadogs 57-year-old Italianmistress

    diedsuddenly inNovember2012, theGermanshepherd,nicknamedCiccio (andalsoTommy),washeartbroken. CicciojoinedmournersatherfuneralattheSantaMariaAssuntachurchinPuglia. Formonths, Ciccio,whohadroutinely attendedafternoonmasswithhisowner,continuedtoanswerthechiming bellsandwanderinfortheservice.ThepriestwouldallowCiccioto lieatthe

    footofthealtarduringhissermons. Sadly, Cicciofollowedhismistressin February2013.

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    Im trying to rouse Dame JudiDenchtosomethingapproachinganger. Its not easy. Shes a model ofequanimity and phlegm.

    Herlatest filmPhilomena, I say, made

    me angry at the true story it tells ofPhilomena Lee, an Irishwoman whod

    become pregnant as a teenager in 1952.

    She was sent, in shame, to work in the

    laundry of a convent and when her son

    was three, the nuns took him from her

    to sell to an American family for adop-

    tion. Philomena spent the next 50 years

    trying in vain to establish his wherea-

    bouts, until she eventually got someanswers with the help of the journalist

    Martin Sixsmith played in the film

    by British actor Steve Coogan.

    Philomenas tale made me angry and

    it made Martin Sixsmith angry. Yet

    Judi, in her wisdom, takes another

    moral from the story. It made me veryangry, she says in that throaty, fragile

    voice, but what struck me much more

    was Philomenas level of forgive-

    ness and her belief and faith.

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    uns ha ken. I wa s jus t

    arrested byherincredible

    compassion.

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    Judi Dench.We knowshes a remarkable

    person a 50-year career on stage and

    screen, winning just about every award

    there is, tells you that. Yet there are

    other similarities with Philomena

    Lee. I can identify with her pasta n d I c a n i d e n t i f y w i t h

    Ireland: my Ma and her family

    were from Dublin.

    Judi was particularly

    impressed by Philomenas

    sense of humour and Im

    impressed by Judis. Theres

    no reason I should haveassumedshed be humourless:

    some of her greatest triumphs

    have been in comedies, from

    Trevor Nunns 1976 produc-

    tion ofThe Comedy of Errors

    to the sitcomsA Fine Romance

    and As Time Goes By. Yet

    because she has those stern eyes,

    and because shes manifestly anacting great, somehow her wry wit

    comes as a surprise. She describes the

    set ofPhilomena, a profoundly moving

    film, as a giggle a minute.

    two or three times during filming. I have

    no doubt well be in touch again. They

    showed us a tiny bit of the film at the

    wrap party. Weweretalking and she had

    her hand on my shoulder. I hardly

    looked at the film because I was soaware of her sitting behind

    me. Suddenly there was her

    little boy on the screen and

    the only remark I heard her

    say was, Ah, God love him.

    I hope she feels we told her

    story properly.

    Many actors think thatmeeting the person youre

    playing can muddy the

    waters. But, says Judi, I just

    wanted the impression of her

    so that you have something

    in the front of your mind. If

    you met her,youd think,Very

    nice, smart Irish lady, but then you

    realise what a remarkable personshe is.

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    Steve Coogan? Hes hysterical. He

    made me laugh every day and when

    youre playing something that requires

    quite a lot of tension, its glorious to be

    able to just have a laugh suddenly. Hes

    a terribly clever man. I asked him to

    take off [comedian] Bruce Forsyth, he

    did; and he does Sean Connery youngand old. He never stopped. He just made

    me howl. How wonderful that is.

    She also says there was a lot of

    mickey-taking, and it sounds as if Judi

    gave as good as shegot: Inever stopped

    telling him he had Botox in his top lip.

    I dont think he denied it!

    Eventually, I admit that Id never

    thought of her as a comedienne. She

    takes mild offence, suggesting in

    response that a little levity is a precon-

    dition for a successful production.I defy anybody to do a really

    smashing piece of work without people

    having a sense of humour.

    She says her only other criterion in

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    something you did before.

    I want something thatsfascinating to do and

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    something new and is

    as different from the last

    thing as possible.

    Her recent work in-

    cludes the comedy The

    Best Exo tic MarigoldHotel, the Bond epic Skyfall, and now

    the tender, intimatePhilomena. She also

    starred with Ben Whishaw in a West

    End run ofPeter and Alice playing the

    elderly Alice Liddell, who as a girl had

    inspired Lewis Carroll. It reminds you

    that, at 79, not only does Judi Dench

    refuse to be pigeonholed, but shes not

    slowing down either.I like to be busy; I love the work.

    Im in the two per cent of the population

    doing the job they want to. I think thats

    incredibly lucky. But I took eight weeks

    off when I finished the play, because

    that was 12 weeks in London and it was

    quite exhausting. After that I thought,

    You know, I really want a rest. And soI spent four weeks in Cornwall in the

    sun, swimming and lying on the beach,

    which was glorious.

    You hear very little about the off-

    screen life of Dame Judi Dench for the

    most part, she says, because she doesnt

    have much of one: I go from one thing

    straight to another very, very often.

    But, she adds, when she does get time

    off, her priority is her family: My

    daughter [the actress Finty Williams]

    and grandson [Sam, 16] I just love it

    when were together. We had supper in

    the garden last night. It was really lovely.

    Those are the good bits.

    She also paintswatercolours,

    though typically she downplaysher talents. I paint a lot but theyrenot for public consumption, just for

    myself. I dont write a diary, so I paint.

    I trained as a theatre designer before

    being an actress, so thats something

    Ive always liked doing. My Pa was very,

    very good at it, an uncle was very good

    too and both my brothers paint itsjust a great way of relaxing.

    So would it be possible to buy a

    genuine Dench? No! I dont think there

    would be a market for them, she laughs

    although I suspect there would.

    Another thing you may not know

    about Judi Dench is that shes a fan of

    the football club, Everton. Its because

    of Bill Kenwright [Evertons chairman

    and a theatre and film producer]. Ive

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    worked for him so many times, I have

    to support his team.

    As for the day job, she says thatevenafter50yearsinthebusiness,

    and with 11 Baftas, an Oscar and a Tony,its not getting any easier: Im far more

    nervous now than I was. But thats

    something you just have to deal

    with. Its something you dont

    broadcast too much because nerves

    create adrenaline. You can

    use all that its petrol but

    its not your business to letother people sense it. All

    that fear or fright is really

    your own business.

    In fact, the fear has

    grown with her celebrity.

    (Its odd to think that

    Denchs global fame came

    only in the mid-1990s with

    GoldenEye andMrs Brown,40years into her career.)Themore

    you do, the more is expected of

    you. You also know more about the job.

    I dont know if Ive improved; sometimes

    you havent. But at least youve learned

    to simplify things. Less is more I

    understand that now.

    Less is more works well on camera,but from her first appearance at the Old

    Vic in 1957 to those film breakthroughs,

    Judiwas alwaysprimarily a stage actress.

    And its still where her heart lies.

    The thing I like best is the theatre,

    she says rmly. You could play Lady

    Macbeth in the afternoon, Beatrice in

    Much Ado at night and the next day youcould play Adriana in The Comedy of

    Errors. Now, that for me is the most

    exciting way of working. You could

    play four parts in a week, four

    different parts, four different

    S h a k e s pe a r e p l a y s .

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    heaven.It is, of course, a world

    away from Bond. After

    17 years as M, she wont

    be returning to the role,

    but hopes that doing big

    films like that will inspire

    their audiences to be-

    come theatre-goers.

    The reaction to Bondcomes from young chaps of about

    11 and they have no idea what else

    Ive done, and nor should they be both-

    ered. But theyliketohavemet somebody

    who is in Bond and thats wonderful

    because I think, Well, theres an audience

    who would maybe go into a theatre. Its

    to bait people for the theatre really. Inever want people to not go to the

    theatre. I want it always to last. n

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    Adolphins smile isactually an illusion.Soisourbelief that these animalscanheal

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    Jay, an eight-year-old boy with

    autism whose behaviour has always

    been agitated and uncooperative, is

    smiling and splashing in a pool. A

    pair of bottlenose dolphins oat next

    to him, supporting him in the water.Jays parents stand nearby as a staff

    member in the water engages Jay in

    games with colourful shapes. She

    asks him some questions, and the boy

    begins to respond. He names the

    shapes, speaking his rst words in

    months. Jay appears more aware and

    alert, and a quick, noninvasive scanshows that there have indeed been

    changes in his brain activity.

    Jays parents are elated to have

    finally found a treatment that works

    for their son. They sign up for more

    sessions and cant wait to tell their

    friends about their experience.

    Theyre not surprised to find that

    dolphins have succeeded where main-stream doctors have not. Everyone

    believes that dolphins are special

    altruistic, extra gentle with children,

    good-natured. And the trainers have

    assured the parents that the dolphins

    are happy and accustomed to the role

    theyre playing. After all, as everyone

    can see, the dolphins are smiling.Jay is a composite character drawn

    from the dozens of testimonials that

    appear on dolphin-assisted therapy

    (DAT) websites, but stories like his

    about the extraordinary power of

    dolphins have been told since

    ancient times. Much of our attraction

    to these creatures derives from their

    appealing combination of intelligence

    and communication skills. However,

    their smile, which is not a smile at

    all but an anatomical illusion arising

    from the configuration of their jaws,

    makes people believe wrongly that

    the animals are always content.Not only are the dolphins living in

    captivity unhappy, but theres also no

    compelling evidence that they can

    heal. What does exist is evidence that

    they are being harmed.

    Fuelforthemyth

    The perception of dolphins as healersis connected with beliefs that they

    possess magical powers that come

    down to us through myth. The ancient

    Celts attributed special abilities to dol-

    phins, as did the Norse. The Greeks and

    Romans linked dolphins with the gods.

    People from Brazil to the Solomon

    Islands have traded dolphin body parts

    for medicinal and totemic purposes.The person most responsible for

    advancing modern notions of dolphins

    as healers is the late neuroscientist

    John C. Lilly, who pioneered research

    with captive specimens in the 1960s.

    His early work on their brains and

    behaviour was groundbreaking. In a

    paper published in Science in 1961,Lilly reported on the range of vocal

    exchanges between two dolphins in

    adjacent tanks and noted how their

    conversation followed polite rules.

    For example, when one spoke, the

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    wild dolphins, the large majority of

    SWD customers in the US where it

    is most popular swim with captive

    dolphins in tanks or pools.

    Many people describe their in-water

    encounter with a dolphin as exhilarat-ing, transformative encounters. Others

    report a sense of euphoria and intimate

    kinship with the animals. In many

    ways, it was only a

    matter of time before

    the concept of dolphin-

    a s s i s t e d t h e r a p y

    e m e r g e d a s a nenhanced version of

    SWD programmes.

    DubiousbenefitsTherapy with dolphins

    t y pi c al l y i n vo l ve s

    several sessions of cus-tomers swimming or

    interacting with captive dolphins,

    along with performing more conven-

    tional therapeutic tasks such as puzzle

    solving and motor-skills exercises. In

    the US, the standard price of DAT

    sessions, whose practitioners are not

    required by law to receive any specialtraining or certification, is steep,

    reaching into the thousands of dollars.

    DAT has become a highly profitable

    business with facilities in countries

    such as Mexico, Israel, Russia, Japan,

    China and the Bahamas. DAT practi-

    tioners say that the sessions are

    particularly successful in treating

    depression and motor disorders inaddition to childhood autism. But

    other was quiet. Lilly drew up a

    lexicon, showing that dolphins used a

    variety of communication methods,

    from blowing and whistling to click-

    ing. But it was his informal studies of

    t he m am ma ls i nt er ac ti ng w it hchildren with autism that led him to

    make statements about the animals

    powers, which became the basis for

    many of the claims

    m ad e b y d ol ph in -

    assisted therapy (DAT)

    facilities.

    FlipperisntrealT he p op ul ar it y o f

    d ol ph in s ho ws , i n

    which trainers engage

    them in daring gym-

    nastics, grew dramati-

    cally in the 1960s and70s. In 1964, the TV

    series Flipper was first broadcast.

    Flipper was a bottlenose dolphin who

    lived in a cove and helped his two

    young human pals save people in

    trouble. But ifFlipper increased public

    interest in dolphins, it also led to con-

    cerns over the animals welfare. Somarine parks rebranded themselves

    as centres of learning rather than as

    sites of entertainment.

    Regardless, millions of people visit

    captive-dolphin facilities every year.

    Swim with dolphins (SWD) pro-

    grammes have emerged as a lucrative

    component of the dolphin industry.

    Although many international opera-tions offer opportunities to swim with

    In dolphin therapy, childrenmaybenefit fromthe extrahumanattention rather than

    theanimal interaction

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    DAT can sometimes be advertised as

    a treatment for everything from

    cancer to developmental delays.

    While there are some published

    studies claiming to demonstrate

    positive results from DAT, few includea control group, which would help

    measure whether general, short-term

    results are due to interacting with the

    dolphins or caused by other factors.

    Proponents of DAT cite anecdotal

    evidence and offer many reasons for

    its efficacy, from brain wave changes

    to the physiologicaleffects of echoloca-

    tion (dolphin sonar)

    on the human body.

    The loved ones of

    children with autism

    and other people

    w h o a p p e a r t o

    benefit from DAT

    tend to accept thesee x pl a na t io ns a s

    scientifically plausi-

    ble. And even those sceptical of DATs

    therapeutic abilities may shrug and

    ask, Whats the harm if a child who

    typically experiences little enjoyment

    and accomplishment finds some hap-

    piness and connection with dolphins?But the question usually left out is

    What about the dolphins?

    OutoftheirdepthsDecades of scientific research have

    confirmed that the mammals possess

    large, highly elaborate brains and pro-

    digious cognitive capacities and engage

    in complex societies and even culturaltraditions. Dolphins also have a level

    of self-awareness not unlike our own:

    theyre able to recognise themselves in

    a mirror, something only humans and

    primates are also able to do.

    Hidden behind their smiles,

    however, captive dolphins spend theirlives under tremendous stress. In

    their natural habitats, dolphins may

    swim up to 160km a day and dive

    down to 100m. They spend 80 to 90%

    of their time travelling below the

    surface. Contrast this with the shallow

    tanks of captive dolphins.

    The outcome ofthis treatment is dev-

    astating. Dolphins

    can live 30 to 50 years

    in the wild. A 2004

    Sun Sentinelanalysis

    of US federal docu-

    m en ts o f m ar in e

    animals in captivity

    found that more thanhalf of the bottlenose

    dolphins that died

    over the decades covered (and whose

    age was known) were younger than ten.

    Of dolphins born in captivity, an

    estimated 60% die before their first

    birthday. Scientists have observed cap-

    tive dolphins ramming into the sidesof their tanks and chewing on the

    concrete until theyve worn through

    their teeth. Often they die from gastric

    ulcers, infections, and other stress- and

    immune-related diseases.

    The public is largely unaware of the

    consequences because aggressive or

    dying animals are often quietly

    replaced. The original orca Shamu, forinstance, spent just six years in

    Captive dolphinsspend their lives

    undertremendous

    stress

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    captivity in SeaWorld before dying

    aged about nine in the wild, killer

    whales live 50 to 80 years. But the

    name Shamu has been used for

    different orcas , lea di ng to the

    perception that the original Shamu isalive and well. In 2010, one Shamu,

    known to have a history of stress from

    captivity, attacked and killed a trainer.

    Dolphins arent the only ones

    harmed by dolphin-human contact.

    Because of their smiles, we forget

    dolphins are predators and can be

    extremely aggressive. In the wild,theyve been known to participate in

    brutal attacks on porpoises and,

    sometimes, their own young. Parents

    who would never place their child in

    a cage with a lion or an elephant seem

    to think nothing of placing them at

    very real risk of injury and disease

    in a tank with a dolphin.

    According to a US National MarineFisheries Service study of dolphin

    attractions, people have come out of

    their encounters with broken bones

    and lacerations. In December 2012, a

    dolphin in an SWD programme in

    Cancn bit three people: a couple on

    their honeymoon and a middle-aged

    woman. The male victim comparedit to a scene fromJaws.

    Meanwhile, many parents bring

    their children with autism home after

    their DAT sessions and are disap-

    pointed when the kids withdraw

    again. At first, the fathers and mothers

    dont want to consider that they couldhave wasted their time and money.

    But later they may acknowledge that

    not much has changed and that the

    benefits were due to the excitement

    of the trip and the attention their child

    received. Anthropologist Betsy Smith,

    who has been credited with creating

    dolphin therapy in the 1970s, stoppeddoing it in the 1990s and now calls it

    the exploitation of vulnerable people

    and vulnerable dolphins.

    So what can be done? Legislation

    governing captive dolphins and wild

    dolphins can be tightened, as has hap-

    pened in countries including Australia,