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Laughs of the Week Today’s Speaker: District 6960 District Governor
Steve Schlueter
On his first official visit to our club
—Thanks to
Jim Deutsch
Song of the Week...
Up Coming Events & Speakers
Aug. 9 — Jerry O'Halloran - District Conference
Cruise and Honor Flight subject to change.
Utterly Trivial Facts..
Perfume contains ethyl alcohol and 25% fra-
grant oils. Cologne is cheaper to produce and to
purchase because the oil content in cologne is
only 3%. Cologne was named for the German
city in which it was first produced. The original
formula combined alcohol, lemon spirits, or-
ange bitters and mint oil.
The 1st unattended, 24-hour self-service laun-
dromat in the United States was opened by Nel-
son Puett in 1949 on North Loop in Austin,
Texas
The Butterfinger candy bar was first pro-
duced by Chicago's Curtiss Candy Co. in 1923.
As an advertising ploy, candy bars were
dropped from an airplane on cities in 40 states.
Penicillin was first produced synthetically in
a laboratory in 1946.
The first Corvette rolled off the Chevrolet
assembly line in Flint, MI. in 1953. That early
'Vette sold for $3,250.
The first toothbrush with bristles was devel-
oped in China in 1498. Bristles were taken from
hogs at first, later from horses. The nylon bris-
tles were developed in 1938 by DuPont.
On August 2nd in history….. 0257 - St Stephen I ends his reign as Catholic Pope
1610 - Henry Hudson enters bay later named after him, the Hudson Bay
1776 - Formal signing of Declaration of Inde-pendence
1782 - George Washington creates Honorary Badge of Distinction
1819 - 1st parachute jump in US
1858 - 1st mailboxes installed in Boston & NYC streets
1865 - Lewis Carroll publishes "Alice's Adven-tures in Wonderland"
1909 - Army Air Corps formed as Army takes 1st delivery from Wright Brothers
1921 - Chicago jury brings in not guilty verdict against the Black Sox
1934 - 1st airplane train, plane tows 3 mail gliders behind it
1943 - Lt John F Kennedy's PT-boat 109 sinks at Solomon islands
1972 - Gold hits record $70 an ounce in Lon-don
1990 - Iraq invades & occupies Kuwait, Emir flees to Saudi Arabia
Quick Wit:
A police officer in a small town stopped a mo-torist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer." the man began, "I can explain,". "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..." "But officer, I just wanted to say...." "And I said to keep quiet! You're
going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
The secret of long life
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SAS-KATCHEWAN, COUN-SELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SE-CRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER
ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING. THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED. HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRAND-CHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 15 FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
Southern-isms
Florida
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95,pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110,
then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!"
and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked
up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift
ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you
can give me a new reason
for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused then said:"Three years ago, my wife ran off
with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
Georgia
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he de-cided to ask his secretary for some mathe-matical help.
He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."
Louisiana
A senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying ... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ."
When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana 'cause everythang happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world."
North Carolina
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and pro-ceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I got a flat tahr."
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
Texas
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unload-ing garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."
"Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Gar-bage.' "
O Canada! Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
Mike Colgan, Rotary Area 7 Assistant District Governor, was the speaker for the July 26 meeting. He began by telling us about Make Up Mondays, which will be held the last Mon-
day of each month. The first will be July 30 at the Celtic Ray. They will be held in different locations throughout our area. Mike said that Harbor Style magazine plans to be at the July 30th event. They have a charity issue published in the fall and plan to do a feature article on Rotary clubs in the area. Presi-dent, Velma said a group from Harbor Style will attend our Au-gust 16, 2012 meeting. Mike also told us of plans to have a beach party for the community in downtown Punta Gorda. He hopes that all clubs will participate in this event, which will in-volve bringing in sand and creating the illusion of a beach! No date has been set aside, but perhaps Labor Day.
Mike explained how to navigate the website for district 6960. He spoke about the district calendar, which should be updated by the club secretaries in order to prevent competition among our clubs for moneys, sponsorships, etc. This tool also allows other
clubs to see what events our club has planned and to support them. He also mentioned fol-lowing the Ambassadorial scholars, a phone app. which lists all clubs and their meeting times, a way to do make ups on line and the prospective changes in international projects. Randy noted that he and John would be covering these changes at an August club meeting.
—Submitted by ACE REPORTER Susan Cravens
Speaker Last Week
Take Me Out to the Ballgame
Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd; Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks I don't care if I never get back. Let me root, root, root for the home team, If they don't win, it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out, At the old ball game.
President Velma Plummer (L) &
Speaker Mike Colgan (R)
Rotary District 6960 Club: Punta Gorda
Birthdays and Anniversaries for Aug-01-2012 to Aug-31-2012
Member Birthdays Birthday
Adair, Robin (ROBIN) 19 August
Harrington, Chrisanna (CHRISANNA) 26 August
Plummer, Velma (VELMA) 27 August
Beck, Thomas Wilson (TOM) 28 August
Wedding Anni- Partner's Name Anniversary Years
Goff, Wayne B. (WAYNE)
Donna 08/06 52
Mansfield, Michael P. (MIKE)
Laurie 08/16 25
Versnik, Paul (PAUL) Jenny 08/18
The Rotary Club of Punta Gorda #4337
Chartered April 22, 1925
P.O. Box 511132
Punta Gorda, Florida 33951-1132
www.Rotary.org or
www.RotaryDistrict6960.org
Rotary is an organization of business and professional persons, united world-wide, who provide humanitarian service, encourage high ethical standards in all vocations and help build goodwill and
peace in the world.
There are more than 1.2 million Rotary members in over 33,000 clubs in more than
200 countries and geographical regions. Meetings: Thursdays at 12:15 PM
Isles Yacht Club — Marion Ave. & Bal Harbor Blvd.
Punta Gorda, Florida 33950
The Rotarian’s Four Way Test:
Board Meetings
held on the second Wednesday of
each month at 8:00 A.M. at Jerry O’Hal-
loran’s office, DFS Investments, 150 W.
McKenzie Street, #111, Punta Gorda.
COG Editor: Jerry Mears
phone: 639-7668
(e-mail [email protected])
Ace Reporter: Susan Cravens
President:
Velma Plummer
Officers
President: Velma Plummer
Vice President: Vacant
President Elect: To Be Announced
Past Presidents: Bruce A. Freeman &
Mike Mansfield
Secretary: Robin Adair
(Susan Cravens during summer months)
Treasurer: Gabrielle Reineck
Sergeant at Arms: Paul Versnick
Directors
International: Frank Bell
Vocational: Warren Stevenson
Community: Susan Cravens
Club: Vacant
New Generations: Ilona Walsh
Committees
TRF Chair: Randy Francis
Membership: Jerry O’Halloran
COG Editor: Jerry Mears
RI President Sakuji Tanaka
The COG: August 2, 2012
Taste of Punta Gorda – February
AARP Tax Season Support for volunteers and computer
support – Tax Season
Air Show – March
Testimonial Dinner — May
Seminar For Tomorrow’s Leaders S4TL - June
Block party (sell beer) – April
Change of Watch – June
Scholarships – May
Dictionary project – October
Thanksgiving askets – November
Bell Ringer’s for Salvation Army – November/December
Habitat/YMCA luncheon at Kingsgate – Early December
Children’s Christmas Party – December
Bike Program – December
Christmas Party with Spouses - December
Punta Gorda Rotary Club’s
Annual Events and Community Service Projects
District Gov.
Stephen F. (Steve) Schlueter Area 7 District Gov.
Mike Colgan
Brain Teaser
Stare at this picture carefully and
you will see this man turn his face.
Share this with your friends if you
saw him turn his head.
District Gov.
Stephen F. (Steve) Schlueter