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100:00:00,273 --> 00:00:03,875

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200:00:04,250 --> 00:00:07,929The name's Sherlock Holmes and theaddress is 221B Baker Street.

300:00:07,930 --> 00:00:10,291- Afternoon.- Yeah.

400:00:10,610 --> 00:00:11,396He's always like that.

500:00:12,022 --> 00:00:13,901(WHIPS AND POUNDS)

600:00:14,450 --> 00:00:15,729

Bad day was it?

700:00:15,730 --> 00:00:19,209Since yesterday you've moved in with himand now you're solving crimes together.

800:00:19,210 --> 00:00:21,849Mwah! Look at you, allhappy, it's not decent.

9

00:00:21,850 --> 00:00:24,810Who cares about decent? The game, Mrs.Hudson, is on!

1000:00:26,291 --> 00:00:27,911Don't make people into heroes, John.

1100:00:27,936 --> 00:00:30,189Heroes don't exist and, if theydid, I wouldn't be one of them.

1200:00:30,214 --> 00:00:33,634I will burn the heart out of you.

1300:00:33,711 --> 00:00:36,031Right, this should do it.

1400:00:37,815 --> 00:00:39,385



- Are you wearing any pants?- No.

1500:00:39,471 --> 00:00:39,940OK.

1600:00:40,210 --> 00:00:41,889(THEY CHUCKLE)

1700:00:42,570 --> 00:00:46,249This is how I want you to rememberme, the woman who beat you.

1800:00:46,250 --> 00:00:48,289But there never was any monster.

1900:00:48,290 --> 00:00:49,112(HOWLING)

2000:00:49,182 --> 00:00:51,518Sherlock? Here we are, at last.

2100:00:51,543 --> 00:00:53,081- Argh!- (GUNSHOT)

2200:00:53,106 --> 00:00:54,457- Goodbye, John.- Sherlock!

2300:00:54,489 --> 00:00:56,044'Those things will kill you.'

2400:00:56,156 --> 00:00:57,715Oh, you bastard!

2500:00:57,740 --> 00:01:00,059The thrill of the chase, the bloodpumping through your veins,

2600:01:00,084 --> 00:01:02,353just the two of us againstthe rest of the world.

2700:01:02,543 --> 00:01:04,142Wait!



2800:01:04,597 --> 00:01:06,626We're going to need to coordinate.

2900:01:06,993 --> 00:01:08,345I asked you for one more miracle.

3000:01:08,370 --> 00:01:10,809- I asked you to stop being dead.- I heard you.

3100:01:10,810 --> 00:01:13,489Shut up! You are not a puzzlesolver, you never have been.

3200:01:13,490 --> 00:01:14,592You're a drama queen!

3300:01:14,617 --> 00:01:16,139

Now there is a man inthere about to die.

3400:01:16,164 --> 00:01:18,006The game is on, solve it!

3500:01:18,100 --> 00:01:20,729He is the Napoleon of blackmail.

3600:01:20,730 --> 00:01:23,639

No chance for you to be ahero this time, Mr. Holmes.

3700:01:23,664 --> 00:01:25,849I'm a high-functioning sociopath!

3800:01:25,850 --> 00:01:27,049(GUNSHOT)

3900:01:27,050 --> 00:01:30,249

There is no prison in which wecould incarcerate Sherlock without

4000:01:30,250 --> 00:01:32,010causing a riot on a daily basis.

4100:01:32,150 --> 00:01:35,249The alternative, however,



would require your approval.

4200:01:35,416 --> 00:01:37,244To the very best of times, John.

4300:01:38,783 --> 00:01:39,809(WOMAN'S VOICE): Did you miss me?

4400:01:39,810 --> 00:01:41,289(DISTORTED VOICE): Did you miss me?

4500:01:41,290 --> 00:01:42,369How is this possible?

4600:01:42,370 --> 00:01:44,849- How is the exile going?- I've only been gone four minutes.

47

00:01:44,850 --> 00:01:46,911Well, I certainly hopeyou've learnt your lesson.

4800:01:46,936 --> 00:01:48,335Who needs me this time?

4900:01:48,360 --> 00:01:49,152Miss me?

50

00:01:49,420 --> 00:01:50,700England.

5100:01:52,372 --> 00:01:57,505

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5200:02:01,050 --> 00:02:02,550(SHELL WHINES)

5300:02:02,878 --> 00:02:06,878

"The Second Afghan War broughthonours and promotion to many.

5400:02:09,278 --> 00:02:12,718"But, for me, it meant nothingbut misfortune and disaster."

5500:02:17,318 --> 00:02:19,078



(HE GROANS)

5600:02:22,038 --> 00:02:23,598(HE MOANS)

5700:02:25,371 --> 00:02:26,449All right, Captain.

5800:02:31,091 --> 00:02:32,611(WAR CRIES)

5900:02:36,211 --> 00:02:39,250"I returned to England with myhealth irretrievably ruined

6000:02:39,251 --> 00:02:41,370"and my future bleak.

61

00:02:41,371 --> 00:02:45,450"Under such circumstances, Inaturally gravitated to London.

6200:02:46,239 --> 00:02:48,130"That great cesspool intowhich all the loungers..."

6300:02:48,131 --> 00:02:51,276- Watson!- "..And idlers of the empire are drained."

6400:02:51,301 --> 00:02:52,970Watson!

6500:02:53,744 --> 00:02:55,383Stamford.

6600:02:55,455 --> 00:02:56,895Remember?

6700:02:57,411 --> 00:02:59,210We were at Barts together.

6800:02:59,449 --> 00:03:01,370Yes, of course. Stamford.

6900:03:01,980 --> 00:03:04,461



Good Lord! Where have you been?

7000:03:04,486 --> 00:03:06,206You're as thin as a rake!

7100:03:06,795 --> 00:03:10,376I made it home. Many weren't so lucky.

7200:03:11,517 --> 00:03:14,384- So what now?- I need a place to live.

7300:03:15,134 --> 00:03:17,861Somewhere decent at an affordable price.It's not easy.

7400:03:18,689 --> 00:03:19,090(STAMFORD CHUCKLES)

7500:03:19,091 --> 00:03:22,490You know, you're the secondperson to say that to me today.

7600:03:22,491 --> 00:03:24,396Hmm? Who was the first?

7700:03:24,814 --> 00:03:28,051(POUNDING)

7800:03:30,851 --> 00:03:33,450Good Lord.

7900:03:33,903 --> 00:03:36,250It's an experiment, apparently.

8000:03:36,802 --> 00:03:42,418Beating corpses to establish how longafter death bruising is still possible.

8100:03:43,800 --> 00:03:47,250- Is there a medical point to that?- Not sure.

8200:03:47,251 --> 00:03:52,255Neither am I. So, where'sthis friend of yours, then?



8300:03:55,291 --> 00:03:57,451(POUNDING CONTINUES)

8400:03:59,171 --> 00:04:00,731Excuse me.

8500:04:02,451 --> 00:04:04,691I do hope we're not interrupting.

8600:04:10,654 --> 00:04:12,329You've been in Afghanistan, I perceive.

8700:04:12,638 --> 00:04:14,656Dr. Watson, Mr. Sherlock...

8800:04:14,811 --> 00:04:17,845Excellent reflexes, you'll do.

8900:04:17,870 --> 00:04:18,410I'm sorry...?

9000:04:18,989 --> 00:04:20,820I have my eye on a suite ofrooms near Regent's Park.

9100:04:20,888 --> 00:04:21,904Between us we could afford them.

9200:04:22,011 --> 00:04:23,730Rooms? Who said anything about rooms?

9300:04:23,731 --> 00:04:26,690I did, I mentioned it this morning,I was in need of a fellow lodger.

9400:04:26,691 --> 00:04:29,650Now he appears after lunch in thecompany of a man of military aspect

9500:04:29,651 --> 00:04:31,730with a tan and a recentinjury, both suggestive

9600:04:31,731 --> 00:04:34,650of the campaign in Afghanistan andan enforced departure from it.



9700:04:34,651 --> 00:04:38,410The conclusion seemed inescapable. We'llfinalise the details tomorrow evening.

9800:04:38,411 --> 00:04:39,770Now, if you'll excuse me,

9900:04:39,771 --> 00:04:42,690I have a hanging in Wandsworth andI'd hate them to start without me.

10000:04:42,691 --> 00:04:45,410- A hanging?- I take a professional interest.

10100:04:45,411 --> 00:04:49,845I also play the violin and smoke a pipe.I presume that's not a problem.

10200:04:49,956 --> 00:04:50,500Er, no, well...

10300:04:50,525 --> 00:04:52,131And you're clearlyacclimatized to never getting

10400:04:52,131 --> 00:04:54,810to the end of a sentence.

We'll get along splendidly.

10500:04:54,811 --> 00:04:57,050Tomorrow evening, seven o'clock, then.

10600:04:57,051 --> 00:04:59,290Oh, and the name is Sherlock Holmes

10700:04:59,291 --> 00:05:02,891and the address is 221B, Baker Street.

10800:05:05,651 --> 00:05:08,011Yes... he's always been like that.

10900:05:15,010 --> 00:05:17,401<b>- sync and corrections by Caio -- www.addic7ed.com -</b>



11000:05:44,371 --> 00:05:48,353Papers! Papers!

11100:05:52,410 --> 00:05:55,330Papers! Papers!

11200:05:55,331 --> 00:05:57,490(CAROL SINGING IN BACKGROUND)

11300:05:57,491 --> 00:06:00,690Here, how's The Blue Carbuncle doing?Very popular, Dr. Watson.

11400:06:00,691 --> 00:06:03,050Is there going to be aproper murder next month?

11500:06:03,051 --> 00:06:05,130

I'll have a word withthe criminal classes.

11600:06:05,131 --> 00:06:06,675If you wouldn't mind.

11700:06:07,902 --> 00:06:09,908Is that him? Is he in there?

11800:06:09,933 --> 00:06:11,370

- (THUD)- Ow! No.

11900:06:11,371 --> 00:06:14,111No, no, not at all.Er, good day to you.

12000:06:14,112 --> 00:06:15,746Let on, walk.

121

00:06:16,224 --> 00:06:17,864Merry Christmas, Mr. Holmes!

12200:06:36,871 --> 00:06:38,410Mr. Holmes!

12300:06:39,081 --> 00:06:42,299I do wish you'd let me know when



you're planning to come home!

12400:06:42,324 --> 00:06:44,088I hardly knew myself, Mrs. Hudson.

12500:06:44,113 --> 00:06:46,610That's the trouble withdismembered country squires.

12600:06:46,996 --> 00:06:49,195They're notoriouslydifficult to schedule.

12700:06:49,196 --> 00:06:50,915- What's in there?- Never mind.

12800:06:50,916 --> 00:06:52,235Thank you.

12900:06:52,236 --> 00:06:53,995Did you catch the murderer, Mr. Holmes?

13000:06:53,996 --> 00:06:57,235Caught the murderer, still looking forthe legs. I think we'll call it a draw.

13100:06:57,236 --> 00:07:00,346And I noticed you've published

another of your stories, Dr. Watson.

13200:07:00,371 --> 00:07:02,777- Yes, did you enjoy it?- No.

13300:07:03,796 --> 00:07:05,235Oh?

13400:07:05,236 --> 00:07:07,253

- I never enjoy them.- Why not?

13500:07:08,199 --> 00:07:10,518Well, I never say anything, do I?

13600:07:11,058 --> 00:07:14,675According to you, I just show people up



the stairs and serve you breakfasts.

13700:07:14,676 --> 00:07:18,253Well, within the narrative, that is,broadly speaking, your function.

13800:07:18,456 --> 00:07:19,755My what?!

13900:07:19,756 --> 00:07:22,527Don't feel singled out, Mrs.Hudson, I'm hardly in the dog one.

14000:07:22,582 --> 00:07:23,449"The dog one?"

14100:07:23,596 --> 00:07:26,877I'm your landlady, not a plot device.

14200:07:26,902 --> 00:07:27,851Do you mean The HoundOf The Baskervilles?

14300:07:27,876 --> 00:07:30,515And you make the roomsso drab and dingy.

14400:07:30,540 --> 00:07:32,512Oh, blame it on the illustrator,

he's out of control!

14500:07:32,644 --> 00:07:35,253I've had to grow this moustachejust so people will recognise me.

14600:07:36,855 --> 00:07:40,035"Over the many years it hasbeen my privilege to record

147

00:07:40,036 --> 00:07:42,635"the exploits of my remarkable friend, Mr.Sherlock Holmes,

14800:07:43,113 --> 00:07:46,355"it has sometimes been difficultto choose which of his many

149



00:07:46,356 --> 00:07:49,199"cases to set before my readers.

15000:07:49,995 --> 00:07:52,635"Some are still toosensitive to recount,

15100:07:52,636 --> 00:07:55,769"whilst others are too recentin the minds of the public.

15200:07:56,042 --> 00:08:00,395"But in all our many adventurestogether, no case pushed my friend

15300:08:00,396 --> 00:08:03,635"to such mental and physical extremes

15400:08:03,722 --> 00:08:06,847

"as that of The Abominable Bride!"

15500:08:07,996 --> 00:08:09,555Good Lord!

15600:08:09,722 --> 00:08:12,738Mrs. Hudson, there is awoman in my sitting room!

15700:08:13,316 --> 00:08:14,574

Is it intentional?

15800:08:14,916 --> 00:08:18,870She's a client. Said you wereout, insisted on waiting.

15900:08:19,876 --> 00:08:22,464Would you, er, care to sit down?

16000:08:22,636 --> 00:08:24,558

Didn't you ask her what she wanted?

16100:08:24,667 --> 00:08:26,042You ask her!

16200:08:26,436 --> 00:08:28,034Why didn't YOU ask her?



16300:08:28,105 --> 00:08:30,808How could I, what with me nottalking and everything?!

16400:08:30,933 --> 00:08:35,050Oh, for God's sake, give her some lines,she's perfectly capable of starving us!

16500:08:36,378 --> 00:08:39,808Good afternoon. I am Sherlock Holmes, thisis my friend and colleague, Dr. Watson.

16600:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,955You may speak freely in front of him, ashe rarely understands a word. Holmes!

16700:08:42,956 --> 00:08:45,955However, before you do, allow me tomake some trifling observations.

16800:08:45,956 --> 00:08:47,515You have an impish sense of humour,

16900:08:47,516 --> 00:08:51,035which currently you are deploying toease a degree of personal anguish.

17000:08:51,369 --> 00:08:54,548You have recently married a man of

a seemingly kindly disposition,

17100:08:54,573 --> 00:08:56,155who has now abandoned you

17200:08:56,156 --> 00:08:58,795for an unsavoury companionof dubious morals.

17300:08:59,330 --> 00:09:01,509

You have come to thisagency as a last resort,

17400:09:01,651 --> 00:09:03,972in the hope that reconciliationmay still be possible.

17500:09:03,996 --> 00:09:05,555



Good Lord, Holmes!

17600:09:05,556 --> 00:09:09,196All of this is, of course, perfectlyevident from your perfume.

17700:09:11,117 --> 00:09:12,194Her perfume?

17800:09:12,453 --> 00:09:15,837Yes, her perfume, which bringsinsight to me and disaster to you.

17900:09:15,892 --> 00:09:16,665How so?

18000:09:17,306 --> 00:09:20,670Because I recognisedit and you did not.

18100:09:21,276 --> 00:09:23,056- Mary!- John.

18200:09:23,636 --> 00:09:26,555Why, in God's name, are youpretending to be a client?

18300:09:26,556 --> 00:09:30,587

Because I could think of no otherway to see my husband, husband.

18400:09:32,110 --> 00:09:33,589(VIOLIN PLAYS)

18500:09:33,743 --> 00:09:36,155It was an affair ofinternational intrigue.

186

00:09:36,156 --> 00:09:39,205- It was a murdered country squire.- Nevertheless, matters were pressing.

18700:09:39,230 --> 00:09:42,179I don't mind you going, my darling,I mind you leaving me behind.

188



00:09:42,226 --> 00:09:43,304But what could you do?!

18900:09:43,396 --> 00:09:46,875Well, what do you do, except wanderaround taking notes, looking surprised?!

19000:09:46,876 --> 00:09:47,910- (VIOLIN SCREECHES)- Enough!

19100:09:49,876 --> 00:09:52,725The stage is set, the curtain rises.

19200:09:53,816 --> 00:09:55,129We are ready to begin.

19300:09:56,269 --> 00:09:57,379Begin what?

19400:09:58,558 --> 00:10:01,439Sometimes to solve a case, onemust first solve another.

19500:10:01,464 --> 00:10:05,795- Oh, you have a case, then, a new one?- An old one, very old.

19600:10:06,895 --> 00:10:08,136

I shall have to go deep.

19700:10:08,645 --> 00:10:09,613Deep? Into what?

19800:10:10,513 --> 00:10:11,574Myself.

19900:10:14,129 --> 00:10:16,317Lestrade! Do stop loitering

by the door and come in.

20000:10:18,660 --> 00:10:21,955- How did you know it was me?- The regulation tread is unmistakable.

20100:10:21,956 --> 00:10:24,027Lighter than Jones,



heavier than Gregson.

20200:10:24,516 --> 00:10:27,691I, I just came up... Mrs. Hudsondidn't seem to be talking.

20300:10:28,308 --> 00:10:31,755I fear she has branched into literarycriticism by means of satire.

20400:10:31,756 --> 00:10:34,167It is a distressing trendin the modern landlady.

20500:10:34,596 --> 00:10:36,816What brings you here inyour off-duty hours?

20600:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,075

How do you know I'm off duty?Well, since your arrival,

20700:10:40,076 --> 00:10:42,835you've addressed over 40% ofyour remarks to my decanter.

20800:10:42,836 --> 00:10:44,722Watson, give the Inspectorwhat he so clearly wants.

20900:10:46,754 --> 00:10:51,160So... Lestrade, what can we do for you?

21000:10:51,434 --> 00:10:54,476Oh, I'm not here on business,I just thought I'd drop by.

21100:10:55,228 --> 00:10:56,316A social call?

21200:10:56,636 --> 00:11:00,410Yeah, of course, just to wish youthe compliments of the season.

21300:11:03,436 --> 00:11:06,355Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.



21400:11:06,356 --> 00:11:07,675Thank God that's over.

21500:11:07,676 --> 00:11:10,275Now, Inspector, what strangehappening compels you

21600:11:10,276 --> 00:11:11,793to my door, but embarrassesyou to relate?

21700:11:12,396 --> 00:11:13,915Who said anything happened?

21800:11:13,916 --> 00:11:17,004You did. By every meansshort of actual speech.

219

00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:21,472Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, Holmes,you have misdiagnosed.

22000:11:21,957 --> 00:11:23,496Then, correct me, Doctor.

22100:11:24,254 --> 00:11:27,644He didn't WANT a drink, he needed one.

222

00:11:28,263 --> 00:11:31,207He's not embarrassed, he's afraid.

22300:11:33,690 --> 00:11:37,089My Boswell is learning.They do grow up so fast.

22400:11:37,839 --> 00:11:39,835Watson, restore thecourage of Scotland Yard.

22500:11:40,188 --> 00:11:41,828Inspector, do sit down.

22600:11:42,956 --> 00:11:45,555I'm, I'm not afraid, exactly.

22700:11:45,556 --> 00:11:47,915



Fear is wisdom in the face of danger,

22800:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,636it is nothing to be ashamed of.

22900:11:51,254 --> 00:11:51,957Thank you.

23000:11:52,066 --> 00:11:53,795From the beginning, then.

23100:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,475(BANG)

23200:11:55,476 --> 00:11:57,036(BULLETS WHISTLE)

23300:11:59,306 --> 00:12:00,246

You!

23400:12:01,019 --> 00:12:02,384No, please!

23500:12:05,322 --> 00:12:07,424(GUNSHOT)

23600:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,583You?!

23700:12:13,830 --> 00:12:15,709(GUNSHOTS)

23800:12:16,078 --> 00:12:17,197A moment.

23900:12:17,596 --> 00:12:19,156(GUNSHOT)

24000:12:24,843 --> 00:12:25,712When was this?

24100:12:27,392 --> 00:12:28,611Yesterday morning.

24200:12:29,455 --> 00:12:31,267



The bride's face, how was it described?

24300:12:34,356 --> 00:12:38,436"White as death, mouthlike a crimson wound."

24400:12:42,316 --> 00:12:44,355Poetry or truth?

24500:12:44,356 --> 00:12:46,795Many would say they're the same thing.

24600:12:46,796 --> 00:12:48,916Yes, idiots. Poetry or truth?

24700:12:50,316 --> 00:12:54,195I saw her face myself. Afterwards.

248

00:12:54,634 --> 00:12:55,555After what?

24900:12:55,556 --> 00:12:57,116You?

25000:12:59,492 --> 00:13:00,493Or me?

25100:13:04,654 --> 00:13:05,933

(GUNSHOT)

25200:13:06,036 --> 00:13:07,755(SCREAMING)

25300:13:07,756 --> 00:13:10,715Oh, really, Lestrade, a woman blowsher own brains out in public

25400:13:10,740 --> 00:13:12,329

and you need help identifyingthe guilty party?

25500:13:12,943 --> 00:13:15,702I feel Scotland Yardhas reached a new low.

25600:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,275



That's not why I'm here.

25700:13:17,276 --> 00:13:19,681- I surmised.- What was her name, the bride?

25800:13:20,571 --> 00:13:23,432Emelia Ricoletti. Yesterdaywas her wedding anniversary.

25900:13:23,502 --> 00:13:25,284The police, of course, were called.

26000:13:26,479 --> 00:13:28,835And her body taken to the morgue.

26100:13:29,159 --> 00:13:31,776Standard procedure. Why are youtelling us what may be presumed?

26200:13:33,597 --> 00:13:35,471Because of what happened next.

26300:13:36,876 --> 00:13:40,595Limehouse. Just a few hours later.

26400:13:40,596 --> 00:13:42,756(CHURCH BELLS TOLL)

26500:13:51,892 --> 00:13:55,268Thomas Ricoletti. EmeliaRicoletti's husband.

26600:13:56,249 --> 00:13:59,689Presumably on his way to themorgue to identify her remains?

26700:14:01,232 --> 00:14:03,672As it turned out, he

was saved the trip.

26800:14:07,916 --> 00:14:10,675(HORSES WHINNY)

26900:14:10,676 --> 00:14:13,436♪ Do not forget me ♪



27000:14:14,464 --> 00:14:18,423♪ Do not forget me ♪

27100:14:18,556 --> 00:14:20,435♪ Remember the maid... ♪

27200:14:20,436 --> 00:14:21,915Who are you?

27300:14:21,916 --> 00:14:23,596♪ The maid of the mill... ♪

27400:14:23,621 --> 00:14:26,660Why are you doing this?Just tell me who you are!

27500:14:27,159 --> 00:14:30,002You recognise our song, my dear?

27600:14:30,916 --> 00:14:32,596I sang it at our wedding.

27700:14:37,854 --> 00:14:38,801(HE SHIVERS) Emelia?

27800:14:39,712 --> 00:14:43,151You, you're dead, youcan't be here, you died!

27900:14:43,856 --> 00:14:46,037Am I not beautiful, Thomas?

28000:14:46,601 --> 00:14:48,922As beautiful as the day you married me?

28100:14:49,772 --> 00:14:51,200What the hell is all this about?!

28200:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,708What does it look like,my handsome friend?

28300:14:58,896 --> 00:15:00,068It's a shotgun wedding.

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00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,943(GUNSHOT)

28500:15:06,076 --> 00:15:07,319(THUD)

28600:15:09,543 --> 00:15:12,427Till death us do part.Twice in this case.

28700:15:14,636 --> 00:15:16,076(SCREAMING)

28800:15:22,196 --> 00:15:23,916(HE BLOWS WHISTLE)

28900:15:29,935 --> 00:15:30,880Extraordinary.

29000:15:31,872 --> 00:15:33,005Impossible.

29100:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,019Superb.

29200:15:35,044 --> 00:15:37,795Suicide as street theatre, murder bycorpse. Lestrade, you're spoiling us.

29300:15:37,796 --> 00:15:38,934Watson, your hat and coat.

29400:15:38,958 --> 00:15:40,302- Where are we going?- To the morgue.

29500:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,755There's not a moment to lose, whichone can so rarely say of a morgue.

29600:15:43,756 --> 00:15:45,115And am I just to sit here?

29700:15:45,116 --> 00:15:47,795Not at all, my dear.We'll be hungry later.



29800:15:47,796 --> 00:15:50,275Holmes, just one thing,tweeds in a morgue?

29900:15:50,534 --> 00:15:52,790Needs must when thedevil drives, Watson.

30000:15:56,001 --> 00:15:56,915Ma'am.

30100:15:57,633 --> 00:16:00,995- I'm part of a campaign, you know.- Oh, campaign?

30200:16:00,996 --> 00:16:05,795- Votes for women.- And are you for or against?

30300:16:06,327 --> 00:16:07,062Get out.

30400:16:14,699 --> 00:16:16,699(SHE SIGHS)

30500:16:19,716 --> 00:16:21,155(DOOR KNOCKS)

306

00:16:21,156 --> 00:16:22,635Ooh-ooh!

30700:16:22,636 --> 00:16:25,755Oh, have they gone offagain, have they?

30800:16:25,756 --> 00:16:28,475I don't know, what a lifethose gentlemen lead.

30900:16:28,476 --> 00:16:31,475Huh, yes. Those gentlemen!

31000:16:31,476 --> 00:16:32,795Oh, never you mind.

31100:16:32,796 --> 00:16:35,773



Oh, almost forgot, that came for you.

31200:16:36,053 --> 00:16:37,333Oh.

31300:16:44,469 --> 00:16:48,547Mrs. Hudson, tell myhusband I'll be home late,

31400:16:49,078 --> 00:16:50,555I have some urgent business.

31500:16:50,556 --> 00:16:52,115Is everything all right?

31600:16:52,116 --> 00:16:54,355Oh, you know, just a,er, friend in need.

31700:16:54,356 --> 00:16:57,115Oh, dear. What friend?

31800:16:57,890 --> 00:16:58,953England.

31900:17:01,368 --> 00:17:04,695Well, that's not very specific.

320

00:17:08,164 --> 00:17:09,617Who's on mortuary duty?

32100:17:11,070 --> 00:17:13,225- You know who.- Always him.

32200:17:14,072 --> 00:17:15,832(HORSE NEIGHS)

323

00:17:19,969 --> 00:17:22,289Please tell me which idiot did this!

32400:17:25,681 --> 00:17:27,681It's for everyone's safety.

32500:17:30,328 --> 00:17:32,959This woman is dead, half



her head is missing.

32600:17:32,984 --> 00:17:34,250She's not a threat to anyone.

32700:17:34,766 --> 00:17:37,569Tell that to her husband, he'sunder a sheet over there.

32800:17:37,594 --> 00:17:39,835Whatever happened in Limehouselast night, I think

32900:17:39,860 --> 00:17:42,000we can safely assume it wasn'tthe work of a dead woman.

33000:17:42,476 --> 00:17:44,305Stranger things have happened.

33100:17:45,086 --> 00:17:45,961Such as...?

33200:17:46,391 --> 00:17:49,444Well... Strange things.

33300:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,006You're speaking like a child.

33400:17:51,031 --> 00:17:54,155This is clearly man's work.Where is he?

33500:17:54,156 --> 00:17:56,196(DOOR OPENS)

33600:17:57,791 --> 00:17:58,523Holmes.

33700:18:00,402 --> 00:18:01,922Hooper.

33800:18:04,676 --> 00:18:06,636You, back to work!

33900:18:08,356 --> 00:18:11,515



So, come to astonish us withyour magic tricks, I suppose?

34000:18:11,516 --> 00:18:14,955Is there anything to which youwould like to draw my attention?

34100:18:14,956 --> 00:18:16,795Nothing at all, Mr. Holmes.

34200:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,956You may leave any time you like.

34300:18:19,969 --> 00:18:23,461Dr. Hooper, I asked Mr. Holmesto come here. Cooperate.

34400:18:23,486 --> 00:18:24,886That's an order.

34500:18:27,065 --> 00:18:28,515There are two "features of interest",

34600:18:28,516 --> 00:18:30,835as you are always saying in Dr.Watson's stories.

34700:18:30,836 --> 00:18:32,195I never say that.

34800:18:32,196 --> 00:18:34,469You do, actually, quite a lot.

34900:18:35,937 --> 00:18:38,459First of all, this isdefinitely Emelia Ricoletti.

35000:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,355She has been categorically identified.

35100:18:40,356 --> 00:18:41,555Beyond a doubt, it is her.

35200:18:41,556 --> 00:18:43,555Then who was that inLimehouse last night?



35300:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,155That was also Emelia Ricoletti.

35400:18:45,156 --> 00:18:48,275It can't have been. Shewas dead, she was here.

35500:18:48,276 --> 00:18:52,675She was positively identified by herown husband, seconds before he died.

35600:18:52,676 --> 00:18:55,395He had no reason to lie, couldhardly have been mistaken.

35700:18:55,396 --> 00:18:58,315The cabbie knew her, too,there's no question it's her.

35800:18:58,316 --> 00:19:01,155But she can't have been in twoplaces at the same time, can she?

35900:19:01,156 --> 00:19:04,435No, Watson, one place is strictly thelimit for the recently deceased.

36000:19:04,436 --> 00:19:06,475- Holmes!

- (CLICKS FINGERS)

36100:19:06,476 --> 00:19:08,138- Could it have been twins?- No.

36200:19:08,687 --> 00:19:09,078Why not?

36300:19:09,156 --> 00:19:10,795

Because it's never twins.

36400:19:10,796 --> 00:19:13,035Emelia was not a twin, nordid she have any sisters.

36500:19:13,036 --> 00:19:15,835She had one older brother



who died four years ago.

36600:19:15,836 --> 00:19:19,675Hmm, maybe it was a secret twin.

36700:19:19,676 --> 00:19:21,275A what?!

36800:19:21,276 --> 00:19:22,716A secret twin.

36900:19:24,076 --> 00:19:25,395Hmm? You know?

37000:19:25,396 --> 00:19:26,835A twin that nobody knows about.

37100:19:26,836 --> 00:19:28,795

This whole thing couldhave been planned.

37200:19:28,796 --> 00:19:32,716Since the moment of conception. Howbreathtakingly prescient of her.

37300:19:32,741 --> 00:19:35,530- It is never twins, Watson!- Then what's your theory?

37400:19:36,196 --> 00:19:38,795More to the point, what's your problem?

37500:19:39,288 --> 00:19:41,235- I, I don't understand...- Why were you so frightened?

37600:19:41,236 --> 00:19:43,755Nothing so far has justifiedyour assault on my decanter,

37700:19:43,756 --> 00:19:46,595and why have you allowed a deadwoman to be placed under arrest?

37800:19:46,596 --> 00:19:49,356Ah, that would be the otherfeature of interest.



37900:19:50,796 --> 00:19:53,115A smear of blood on her finger.

38000:19:53,116 --> 00:19:55,555That could have happenedany number of ways.

38100:19:55,556 --> 00:19:57,556Indeed. There's one other thing.

38200:19:58,676 --> 00:20:00,636It wasn't there earlier.

38300:20:01,996 --> 00:20:03,716Neither was that.

38400:20:13,356 --> 00:20:14,595

You!

38500:20:14,596 --> 00:20:16,315You?

38600:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,115You?!

38700:20:18,116 --> 00:20:19,956Holmes?

38800:20:21,316 --> 00:20:26,275Gun in the mouth, a bulletthrough the brain...

38900:20:26,276 --> 00:20:28,636Back of the head blown clean off.

39000:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,596How could he survive?

39100:20:35,276 --> 00:20:36,755"She", you mean.

39200:20:36,756 --> 00:20:38,555I'm sorry?

393



00:20:38,556 --> 00:20:40,435Not "he", "she".

39400:20:40,436 --> 00:20:41,956Yes, yes of course.

39500:20:43,196 --> 00:20:44,595(HE STARTS)

39600:20:44,596 --> 00:20:46,635Well, thank you all fora fascinating case.

39700:20:46,636 --> 00:20:49,676I'll send you a telegramwhen I've solved it. Watson.

39800:20:51,396 --> 00:20:53,675The gunshot wound was

obviously the cause of death,

39900:20:53,676 --> 00:20:56,235but there are clearindicators of consumption.

40000:20:56,236 --> 00:20:57,635It might be worth a postmortem.

40100:20:57,636 --> 00:20:59,675

We need all the information we can get.

40200:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,476Oh, isn't he observant,now that Daddy's gone!

40300:21:06,516 --> 00:21:12,795I AM observant in some ways, justas Holmes is quite blind in others.

404

00:21:12,796 --> 00:21:14,275Really?

40500:21:14,276 --> 00:21:15,596Yes, really.

40600:21:17,436 --> 00:21:20,756Amazing... what one has to do



to get ahead in a man's world.

40700:21:30,356 --> 00:21:32,275What's he saying that for?

40800:21:32,276 --> 00:21:33,756Get back to work!

40900:21:41,196 --> 00:21:44,835Well, Holmes? Surely youmust have some theory?

41000:21:44,836 --> 00:21:50,094Not yet. These are deepwaters, Watson, deep waters.

41100:21:52,836 --> 00:21:54,836And I shall have to go deeper still.

41200:22:02,996 --> 00:22:05,795"It was not for several monthsthat we were to pick up

41300:22:05,796 --> 00:22:08,595"the threads of thisstrange case again.

41400:22:08,596 --> 00:22:12,635"And then under very

unexpected circumstances."

41500:22:12,636 --> 00:22:15,744Five of them now, all thesame, every one of them.

41600:22:15,745 --> 00:22:18,596Hush, please, this is amatter of supreme importance.

417

00:22:18,854 --> 00:22:19,329What is?

41800:22:19,354 --> 00:22:21,251The obliquity of the ecliptic.I have to understand it.

41900:22:21,951 --> 00:22:22,641



What is it?

42000:22:22,666 --> 00:22:24,698I don't know, I'm stilltrying to understand it.

42100:22:24,723 --> 00:22:26,151I thought you understood everything.

42200:22:26,284 --> 00:22:28,989Of course not, that would be an appallingwaste of brain space. I specialise.

42300:22:29,027 --> 00:22:30,768And what's so important about this?

42400:22:30,793 --> 00:22:32,776What's so important aboutfive boring murders?

42500:22:32,830 --> 00:22:37,395They're not boring. Five men dead, murderedin their own homes, rice on the floor

42600:22:37,396 --> 00:22:41,316like at a wedding, and the word"You" written in blood on the wall!

42700:22:42,396 --> 00:22:47,167

It's, it's her, it's the Bride.Somehow she's risen again.

42800:22:47,192 --> 00:22:50,136- Solved it.- You can't have solved it!

42900:22:50,161 --> 00:22:51,995Of course I've solved it,it's perfectly simple.

43000:22:52,020 --> 00:22:54,155The incident of the mysterious Mrs.Ricoletti, the killer from

43100:22:54,156 --> 00:22:56,955beyond the grave, has been widelyreported in the popular press.



43200:22:57,018 --> 00:23:00,191Now people are disguising theirown dull little murders as the

43300:23:00,216 --> 00:23:02,875work of a ghost, to confuse theimpossibly imbecilic Scotland Yard.

43400:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,435There you are, solved.

43500:23:04,436 --> 00:23:07,355Pay Mrs. Hudson a visit on your wayout, she likes to feel involved.

43600:23:07,356 --> 00:23:08,955You sure?

437

00:23:08,956 --> 00:23:11,955Certainly. Go away. Watson! I'm ready.

43800:23:11,956 --> 00:23:15,635Your hat and boots, we havean important appointment.

43900:23:15,636 --> 00:23:19,075Didn't Dr. Watson moveout a few months ago?

44000:23:19,076 --> 00:23:20,835He did, didn't he?

44100:23:20,836 --> 00:23:22,715Who have I been talkingto all this time?

44200:23:23,615 --> 00:23:25,995Well, speaking on behalf of theimpossibly imbecilic Scotland Yard,

44300:23:25,996 --> 00:23:28,316that chair is definitely empty.

44400:23:29,316 --> 00:23:33,275It is, isn't it? Workssurprisingly well, though.



44500:23:33,721 --> 00:23:35,262I actually thought he was improving.

44600:24:01,676 --> 00:24:03,356(HE EXHALES)

44700:24:10,714 --> 00:24:12,555Ah. Where have you been?

44800:24:12,556 --> 00:24:14,795Sorry, sir, I'm ratherbehind my time this morning.

44900:24:14,796 --> 00:24:17,435Are you incapable of boiling an egg?!

45000:24:17,436 --> 00:24:19,955The fires are rarely lit,

there is dust everywhere

45100:24:19,956 --> 00:24:22,531and you almost destroyed my bootsscraping the mud off them.

45200:24:23,189 --> 00:24:26,195If it wasn't my wife's business to dealwith the staff, I would talk to you myself.

453

00:24:26,196 --> 00:24:27,278Where is my wife?

45400:24:27,752 --> 00:24:29,463Begging your pardon, sir, butthe mistress has gone out.

45500:24:29,556 --> 00:24:31,514- Out? At this hour of the morning?- Yes, sir.

45600:24:31,970 --> 00:24:32,851Did you not know that, sir?

45700:24:32,876 --> 00:24:35,155Where did she go? She'salways out these days.

458



00:24:35,156 --> 00:24:37,235(CHUCKLING): Not unlike yourself...sir.

45900:24:37,826 --> 00:24:38,599I'm sorry...?

46000:24:38,876 --> 00:24:40,279Just observing, sir.

46100:24:40,318 --> 00:24:41,896Well, that's quite enough, nobodyasked you to be observant.

46200:24:41,998 --> 00:24:45,117Sorry, sir, I just meant you're hardlyever home together any more, sir.

46300:24:45,556 --> 00:24:47,515

You are dangerouslyclose to impertinence.

46400:24:47,516 --> 00:24:50,395I shall have a word with mywife to have a word with you.

46500:24:50,396 --> 00:24:53,795Very good, sir. And whenwill you be seeing her?

46600:24:54,807 --> 00:24:55,475Now, listen...

46700:24:55,500 --> 00:24:58,394Oh, I nearly forgot, sir.A telegram came for you.

46800:24:58,420 --> 00:24:58,964You forgot?!

46900:24:59,276 --> 00:25:01,995- No, I nearly forgot.- What have you been doing all morning?

47000:25:01,996 --> 00:25:03,876Reading your new onein The Strand, sir.





48500:25:41,724 --> 00:25:45,804I deduce we're on our way tosee someone cleverer than you.

48600:25:47,196 --> 00:25:48,756Shut up.

48700:25:54,384 --> 00:25:59,787

_

48800:25:59,996 --> 00:26:02,036Sh...

48900:26:59,196 --> 00:27:01,036- Sorry, what?- Oh.

49000:27:18,276 --> 00:27:20,955

To anyone who wishes to studymankind, this is the spot.

49100:27:20,956 --> 00:27:25,275Handy really, as your ever-expandingbackside is permanently glued to it.

49200:27:25,300 --> 00:27:28,573- Good morning, brother mine.- Sherlock. Dr. Watson.

49300:27:29,636 --> 00:27:31,275You look... well, sir.

49400:27:31,300 --> 00:27:33,628Really? I rather thoughtI looked enormous.

49500:27:33,996 --> 00:27:36,435Well, now you mention it,this level of consumption

49600:27:36,436 --> 00:27:40,115is incredibly injurious to your health.

49700:27:40,116 --> 00:27:40,882Your heart...

498



00:27:40,921 --> 00:27:42,491- No need to worry on that score, Watson.- No?

49900:27:42,516 --> 00:27:45,115There's only a large cavitywhere that organ should reside.

50000:27:45,116 --> 00:27:47,995- It's a family trait.- Oh, I wasn't being critical.

50100:27:47,996 --> 00:27:51,075If you continue like this, sir, Igive you five years at the most.

50200:27:51,076 --> 00:27:54,235Five? We thought three,did we not, Sherlock?

50300:27:54,236 --> 00:27:55,555I'm still inclined to four.

50400:27:55,556 --> 00:27:57,475As ever, you see butyou do not observe.

50500:27:57,476 --> 00:27:59,955Note the discolourationin the whites of my eyes,

50600:27:59,956 --> 00:28:01,797the visible rings of fataround the corneas.

50700:28:01,852 --> 00:28:04,803Yes, you're right. I'm changing my betto three years, four months and 11 days.

50800:28:04,921 --> 00:28:05,451

A bet?!

50900:28:05,476 --> 00:28:07,635I understand your disapproval, Watson,

51000:28:07,636 --> 00:28:10,197but if he's feeling competitive, it'sperfectly within his power to die early.



51100:28:10,267 --> 00:28:13,720- That's a risk you'll have to take.- You're gambling with your own life?

51200:28:13,745 --> 00:28:16,783Why not? It's so much more excitingthan gambling with others'.

51300:28:16,808 --> 00:28:18,594Three years flat, if youeat that plum pudding!

51400:28:18,619 --> 00:28:19,298Done.

51500:28:20,855 --> 00:28:22,335(HE GRUNTS)

51600:28:25,356 --> 00:28:28,675I expected to see you a few daysago about the Manor House case.

51700:28:28,676 --> 00:28:31,115I thought you might be a littleout of your depth there.

51800:28:31,116 --> 00:28:32,555No. I solved it.

51900:28:32,556 --> 00:28:35,035- It was Adams, of course.- Yes, it was Adams.

52000:28:35,036 --> 00:28:38,635Murderous jealousy. He'd written a paperfor the Royal Astronomical Society

52100:28:38,636 --> 00:28:41,115

on the obliquity of the ecliptic,

52200:28:41,116 --> 00:28:43,768and then read another thatseemed to surpass it.

52300:28:43,979 --> 00:28:45,995- I know, I read it.



- Did you understand it?

52400:28:45,996 --> 00:28:48,555Yes, of course I understoodit, it was perfectly simple.

52500:28:48,556 --> 00:28:51,155No, did you understandthe murderous jealousy?

52600:28:51,156 --> 00:28:55,116It is no easy thing for a great mindto contemplate a still greater one.

52700:28:56,516 --> 00:28:59,035Did you summon me herejust to humiliate me?

52800:28:59,036 --> 00:29:00,435

Yes.

52900:29:00,436 --> 00:29:02,715Of course not, but it is byfar the greater pleasure.

53000:29:02,716 --> 00:29:05,315Then would you mind explainingexactly why you did summon..?

531

00:29:05,316 --> 00:29:08,115Our way of life is under threatfrom an invisible enemy.

53200:29:08,116 --> 00:29:11,155One that hovers at ourelbow on a daily basis.

53300:29:11,156 --> 00:29:17,155These enemies are everywhere...undetected... and unstoppable.

53400:29:17,156 --> 00:29:18,755Socialists?

53500:29:18,756 --> 00:29:20,995Not socialists, Doctor, no.

536



00:29:20,996 --> 00:29:22,475Anarchists? No.

53700:29:22,476 --> 00:29:24,915The French? The suffragists?

53800:29:24,916 --> 00:29:27,675Is there any large body of peopleyou're not concerned about?

53900:29:27,676 --> 00:29:30,355Dr. Watson is endlessly vigilant.Elaborate...

54000:29:30,356 --> 00:29:31,995No. Investigate.

54100:29:31,996 --> 00:29:34,715This is a conjecture of mine,

I need you to confirm it.

54200:29:34,716 --> 00:29:36,235I'm sending you a case.

54300:29:36,236 --> 00:29:38,035The Scots? The Scots?!

54400:29:38,036 --> 00:29:40,315Are you aware of recent

theories concerning what is

54500:29:40,316 --> 00:29:41,595known as paranoia?

54600:29:41,596 --> 00:29:43,475Oh, sounds Serbian.

54700:29:43,476 --> 00:29:46,035A woman will call on

you, Lady Carmichael.

54800:29:46,036 --> 00:29:47,475I want you to take her case.

54900:29:47,476 --> 00:29:49,395But these enemies, howare we to defeat them



55000:29:49,396 --> 00:29:51,075if you won't tell us about them?

55100:29:51,076 --> 00:29:54,592We don't defeat them. Wemost certainly lose to them.

55200:29:55,341 --> 00:29:55,927Why?

55300:29:58,036 --> 00:30:01,559Because they are right.And we are wrong.

55400:30:02,316 --> 00:30:04,395Lady Carmichael's case, what is it?

555

00:30:04,396 --> 00:30:07,155Rest assured, it hasfeatures of interest.

55600:30:07,156 --> 00:30:09,555I never really say that. You really do.

55700:30:09,556 --> 00:30:11,715And you've solved it already, I assume?

558

00:30:11,716 --> 00:30:14,875Only in my head. I needyou for the, er, legwork.

55900:30:14,876 --> 00:30:16,755Why not just tell us your solution?

56000:30:16,756 --> 00:30:19,355And where would be the sport in that?

561

00:30:19,356 --> 00:30:20,715Will you do it, Sherlock?

56200:30:20,716 --> 00:30:22,974I can promise you asuperior distraction.

56300:30:23,196 --> 00:30:25,355



On one condition. Haveanother plum pudding.

56400:30:25,356 --> 00:30:26,675There's one on the way.

56500:30:26,676 --> 00:30:28,795Two years, 11 months and four days.

56600:30:28,796 --> 00:30:32,316Ha, it's getting exciting now!Ticktock, ticktock, ticktock.

56700:30:36,276 --> 00:30:38,035Thank you, Wilder.

56800:30:38,036 --> 00:30:41,155Also, a Mr. Melas to see you, Mr.Holmes.

56900:30:41,156 --> 00:30:43,876Ah. Give me five minutes,I have a wager to win.

57000:30:47,076 --> 00:30:49,316Better make that 15.

57100:30:50,916 --> 00:30:52,635Ticktock.

57200:30:52,636 --> 00:30:54,796(SQUELCH)

57300:30:56,436 --> 00:30:58,755Mr. Holmes, I havecome here for advice.

57400:30:58,756 --> 00:31:00,915- That is easily got.

- And help.

57500:31:00,916 --> 00:31:02,875Not always so easy.

57600:31:02,876 --> 00:31:06,195Something has happened, Mr.Holmes, something... unusual



57700:31:06,196 --> 00:31:09,600and... terrifying.

57800:31:09,625 --> 00:31:10,435Then you are in luck.

57900:31:10,436 --> 00:31:11,891(SCOFFING): Luck?!

58000:31:11,892 --> 00:31:14,611Those are my specialisms. Hmm,this is really very promising.

58100:31:14,636 --> 00:31:15,796Holmes...

58200:31:17,156 --> 00:31:20,076

Please... do tell us whathas so distressed you.

58300:31:21,996 --> 00:31:24,795I, I thought long andhard as to what to do,

58400:31:24,796 --> 00:31:27,795but then it occurred tome that my husband was

58500:31:27,796 --> 00:31:32,315an acquaintance of your brotherand that perhaps through him...

58600:31:32,316 --> 00:31:35,395The fact is, I'm not sure this comeswithin your purview, Mr. Holmes.

58700:31:35,396 --> 00:31:36,595No?

58800:31:36,596 --> 00:31:39,476Lord help me, I think it maybe a matter for a priest.

58900:31:41,876 --> 00:31:44,716And what does your morningthreaten, my dear?



59000:31:46,076 --> 00:31:48,451A vigorous round of embroidering?

59100:31:48,452 --> 00:31:50,611An exhausting appointmentat the milliners?

59200:31:50,636 --> 00:31:52,475I hope you are teasing, Eustace.

59300:31:52,476 --> 00:31:54,356(HE CHUCKLES)

59400:32:00,669 --> 00:32:03,429(SINISTER SCORE)

59500:32:03,454 --> 00:32:04,653

What is it?

59600:32:05,492 --> 00:32:06,530Eustace?

59700:32:08,033 --> 00:32:09,632Daniel, Sophie, go out and play.

59800:32:09,657 --> 00:32:10,865But, Mama...

59900:32:10,890 --> 00:32:12,650Look, do as I tell you, quickly now.

60000:32:24,936 --> 00:32:27,015(SHE LAUGHS)

60100:32:27,196 --> 00:32:29,836Well, Eustace, what does this mean?

60200:32:33,828 --> 00:32:34,679Death.

60300:32:35,273 --> 00:32:36,000What?

60400:32:36,730 --> 00:32:38,050



It means death.

60500:32:41,916 --> 00:32:45,755Er, nothing, it's, er, it's nothing.

60600:32:45,756 --> 00:32:47,915I was... mistaken.

60700:32:47,916 --> 00:32:49,796My dear, you've gone quite pale.

60800:32:50,984 --> 00:32:52,464It's nothing!

60900:32:55,316 --> 00:32:57,995- Eustace...- 'Did you keep the envelope?'

610

00:32:57,996 --> 00:33:00,555My husband destroyedit, but it was blank.

61100:33:00,556 --> 00:33:02,715No name or address of any kind.

61200:33:02,716 --> 00:33:06,275Tell me, has Sir Eustacespent time in America?

61300:33:06,276 --> 00:33:08,635- No.- Not even before your marriage?

61400:33:08,636 --> 00:33:11,475- Well, not to my knowledge.- Hmm.

61500:33:11,476 --> 00:33:14,676Pray, continue with your

fascinating narrative.

61600:33:15,996 --> 00:33:19,155Well, that incident tookplace last Monday morning.

61700:33:19,469 --> 00:33:22,875It was two days later on the Wednesday



that my husband first saw her.

61800:33:24,110 --> 00:33:24,929Who?

61900:33:29,956 --> 00:33:31,555Eustace?

62000:33:31,556 --> 00:33:33,995(HE MOANS)

62100:33:33,996 --> 00:33:36,355(HE WHIMPERS)

62200:33:36,356 --> 00:33:38,955She's come for me, Louisa!

62300:33:38,956 --> 00:33:41,875

Oh, God, help me, mysins have found me out!

62400:33:41,900 --> 00:33:45,507Who's come for you? Eustace,you're frightening me.

62500:33:45,694 --> 00:33:48,374Well, look, look!

626

00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:53,153Don't you see her?

62700:33:53,693 --> 00:33:55,173No, I see no-one.

62800:34:00,876 --> 00:34:02,835Gone.

62900:34:02,836 --> 00:34:04,676

(HE WAILS)

63000:34:05,996 --> 00:34:08,835You keep so many secretsfrom me, is this another?

63100:34:08,836 --> 00:34:09,996Who have you seen?



63200:34:12,069 --> 00:34:13,669It was her!

63300:34:15,315 --> 00:34:17,275It was the Bride!

63400:34:19,196 --> 00:34:20,955And you saw nothing?

63500:34:20,956 --> 00:34:22,195Nothing.

63600:34:22,196 --> 00:34:25,827- Did your husband describe...?- Nothing, until this morning.

63700:34:41,493 --> 00:34:43,133

Eustace?!

63800:34:46,956 --> 00:34:48,716(SHE PANTS)

63900:34:55,547 --> 00:34:56,600Eustace?!

64000:35:06,244 --> 00:35:07,303Eustace?

64100:35:11,284 --> 00:35:12,844Eustace?!

64200:35:14,130 --> 00:35:15,490Argh!

64300:35:16,716 --> 00:35:19,075Blast!

64400:35:19,076 --> 00:35:20,635Eustace?!

64500:35:20,636 --> 00:35:22,236Where are you? It's me!

64600:35:24,956 --> 00:35:29,515



♪ Do not forget me ♪

64700:35:29,516 --> 00:35:33,996♪ Do not forget me ♪

64800:35:35,236 --> 00:35:38,595♪ Remember the maid ♪

64900:35:38,596 --> 00:35:42,076♪ The maid of the mill... ♪

65000:35:56,439 --> 00:35:57,479Who are you?

65100:36:00,201 --> 00:36:02,601I demand you speak, who are you?!

65200:36:05,769 --> 00:36:09,689

Eustace, speak to me.In the name of God!

65300:36:12,007 --> 00:36:12,772She's...

65400:36:13,907 --> 00:36:15,987She is Emelia Ricoletti.

65500:36:22,942 --> 00:36:26,007

No, not you.

65600:36:27,869 --> 00:36:28,694No...

65700:36:29,996 --> 00:36:31,595Please!

65800:36:31,596 --> 00:36:37,076This night, Eustace

Carmichael, you will die!

65900:36:39,116 --> 00:36:41,116(DRAMATIC SCORE BUILDS)

66000:36:43,116 --> 00:36:44,476(HE GROANS)





00:37:30,911 --> 00:37:32,412No, but he could be ifwe play our cards right.

67500:37:32,436 --> 00:37:35,075Now, listen, you mustgo home immediately.

67600:37:35,076 --> 00:37:37,115Dr. Watson and I willfollow on the next train.

67700:37:37,116 --> 00:37:39,093There's not a moment to lose,Sir Eustace is to die tonight.

67800:37:39,118 --> 00:37:39,663Holmes.

679

00:37:39,996 --> 00:37:42,395And we should... probably avoid that.

68000:37:42,396 --> 00:37:44,516- Definitely.- Definitely avoid that.

68100:37:50,276 --> 00:37:53,955Little brother has takenthe case, of course.

68200:37:53,956 --> 00:37:56,435I now rely on you tokeep an eye on things,

68300:37:56,436 --> 00:37:58,995but he must never suspectyou are working for me.

68400:37:58,996 --> 00:38:00,996Are you clear on that, Watson?

68500:38:04,516 --> 00:38:06,476You can rely on me, Mr. Holmes.

68600:38:10,703 --> 00:38:12,396- You don't suppose...- I don't and neither should you.



68700:38:12,396 --> 00:38:14,035You don't know what I was going to say.

68800:38:14,036 --> 00:38:16,915You were about to suggest theremay be some supernatural agency

68900:38:16,916 --> 00:38:18,616involved in this matter. And Iwas about to laugh in your face.

69000:38:18,641 --> 00:38:21,635But the Bride, Holmes,Emelia Ricoletti again.

69100:38:21,636 --> 00:38:23,104A dead woman walking the earth.

692

00:38:23,214 --> 00:38:25,893- (SIGHING): You amaze me, Watson.- I do?

69300:38:25,895 --> 00:38:29,374Since when have you hadany kind of imagination?

69400:38:29,375 --> 00:38:31,574Perhaps since I convincedthe reading public that

69500:38:31,575 --> 00:38:34,374an unprincipled drug addict wassome kind of gentleman hero.

69600:38:34,375 --> 00:38:37,454Yes, now you come to mentionit, that was quite impressive.

69700:38:37,455 --> 00:38:41,175

You may, however, rest assuredthere are no ghosts in this world.

69800:38:43,335 --> 00:38:44,734(TRAIN WHISTLE)

69900:38:44,735 --> 00:38:47,015Save those we make for ourselves.



70000:38:48,455 --> 00:38:50,934Sorry, what did you say?

70100:38:51,783 --> 00:38:55,023Ghosts we make forourselves, what do you mean?

70200:38:59,660 --> 00:39:00,850Somnambulism.

70300:39:01,500 --> 00:39:02,606I beg your pardon?

70400:39:03,380 --> 00:39:06,979I sleepwalk, that's all. It'sa common enough condition.

705

00:39:06,980 --> 00:39:08,739I thought you were a doctor!

70600:39:08,740 --> 00:39:11,859The whole thing was a... bad dream.

70700:39:11,860 --> 00:39:14,438Including the contents ofthe envelope you received?

708

00:39:14,718 --> 00:39:16,677Well, that's a grotesque joke.

70900:39:16,780 --> 00:39:19,579Well, that's not the impressionyou gave your wife, sir.

71000:39:19,580 --> 00:39:22,860- She's an hysteric, prone to fancies.- No.

71100:39:24,620 --> 00:39:28,019- I'm sorry, what did you say?- I said no, she's not an hysteric.

71200:39:28,020 --> 00:39:31,339She's a highly intelligentwoman of rare perception.



71300:39:31,340 --> 00:39:34,099My wife sees terror in an orange pip.

71400:39:34,100 --> 00:39:36,259Your wife can see worldswhere no-one else can see

71500:39:36,260 --> 00:39:37,939anything of value whatsoever.

71600:39:37,940 --> 00:39:40,139Can she really?

71700:39:40,140 --> 00:39:43,219And how do you "deduce" that, Mr.Holmes?

71800:39:43,220 --> 00:39:44,659

She married you.

71900:39:44,660 --> 00:39:47,579I assume she was capableof finding a reason.

72000:39:47,580 --> 00:39:50,139I'll do my best to save yourlife tonight, but first it would

721

00:39:50,140 --> 00:39:54,059help if you would explain yourconnection to the Ricoletti case.

72200:39:54,060 --> 00:39:55,659Ricoletti?

72300:39:55,660 --> 00:39:58,139Yes. In detail, please.

724

00:39:58,140 --> 00:39:59,819I've never heard of her.

72500:39:59,820 --> 00:40:02,139Interesting. I didn'tmention she was a woman.

72600:40:02,140 --> 00:40:05,219



We'll show ourselves out. I hopeto see you again in the morning.

72700:40:05,220 --> 00:40:06,445You will not.

72800:40:06,523 --> 00:40:09,359Then sadly I shall be solvingyour murder. Good day.

72900:40:14,924 --> 00:40:16,444Well, you tried.

73000:40:17,968 --> 00:40:20,015Will you see that Lady Carmichaelreceives this. Thank you.

73100:40:20,048 --> 00:40:21,311- Good afternoon.

- Certainly, sir.

73200:40:22,805 --> 00:40:23,381What was that?

73300:40:23,398 --> 00:40:24,683Lady Carmichael willsleep alone tonight,

73400:40:24,684 --> 00:40:26,523

upon the pretence ofa violent headache.

73500:40:26,524 --> 00:40:28,963All the doors and windows ofthe house will be locked.

73600:40:28,964 --> 00:40:33,763Ha! You think the spectre, er, Bride,

737

00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:36,283will attempt to lure SirEustace outside again?

73800:40:36,284 --> 00:40:38,603Certainly. Why else theportentous threat?

739



00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:41,723- "This night you will die!"- Well, he won't follow her, surely?

74000:40:41,724 --> 00:40:44,403Hmm, it's difficult tosay quite what he'll do.

74100:40:44,404 --> 00:40:47,163- Guilt is eating away at his soul.- Guilt? About what?

74200:40:47,164 --> 00:40:49,563Something in his past. Theorange pips were a reminder.

74300:40:49,564 --> 00:40:51,594- Not a joke?- Not at all.

74400:40:51,661 --> 00:40:55,267Orange pips are a traditional warning ofavenging death, originating in America.

74500:40:55,564 --> 00:40:57,763Sir Eustace knows this only too well,

74600:40:57,764 --> 00:41:00,043just as he knows whyhe is to be punished.

74700:41:00,044 --> 00:41:02,163Something to do with Emelia Ricoletti?

74800:41:02,164 --> 00:41:05,843I presume. We all have a past, Watson.Ghosts.

74900:41:05,844 --> 00:41:09,123They are the shadows that

define our every sunny day.

75000:41:09,124 --> 00:41:10,963Sir Eustace knows he's a marked man.

75100:41:10,964 --> 00:41:13,763There's something morethan murder he fears.



75200:41:13,764 --> 00:41:17,003He believes he is to be draggedto hell by the risen corpse

75300:41:17,004 --> 00:41:18,524of the late Mrs. Ricoletti.

75400:41:21,902 --> 00:41:23,461That's a lot of nonsense, isn't it?

75500:41:23,462 --> 00:41:25,141God, yes. Did you bring your revolver?

75600:41:25,142 --> 00:41:26,453What good would thatbe against a ghost?

757

00:41:26,478 --> 00:41:28,149- Exactly. Did you bring it?- Yeah, of course.

75800:41:28,174 --> 00:41:31,134Then come, Watson, come.The game is afoot.

75900:41:40,022 --> 00:41:40,711(WATSON GROANS)

76000:41:40,735 --> 00:41:43,789- Get down, Watson, for heaven's sake!- Sorry. Cramp.

76100:41:47,250 --> 00:41:49,570- Is the lamp still burning?- Yes.

76200:41:52,675 --> 00:41:54,227There goes Sir Eustace.

76300:41:56,315 --> 00:41:57,516And Lady Carmichael.

76400:41:58,689 --> 00:42:00,633The house sleeps.

765



00:42:03,625 --> 00:42:06,034Hmm, good God, this is thelongest night of my life.

76600:42:06,035 --> 00:42:07,755Have patience, Watson.

76700:42:09,675 --> 00:42:11,155Only midnight.

76800:42:12,915 --> 00:42:16,554You know, it's rare for usto sit together like this.

76900:42:16,555 --> 00:42:19,195I should hope so. It'smurder on the knees.

77000:42:20,635 --> 00:42:24,355

Two old friends just talking.Chewing the fat.

77100:42:25,853 --> 00:42:27,013Man-to-man.

77200:42:32,315 --> 00:42:33,834So, a remarkable woman.

77300:42:33,835 --> 00:42:35,994

- Who?- Lady Carmichael.

77400:42:35,995 --> 00:42:37,637The fair sex is yourdepartment, Watson.

77500:42:37,662 --> 00:42:38,829I'll take your word for it.

776

00:42:38,854 --> 00:42:41,247Well, you liked her. "Awoman of rare perception."

77700:42:41,675 --> 00:42:45,074And admirably high arches. I noticed themas soon as she stepped into the room.

778



00:42:45,075 --> 00:42:47,274- Huh, she's far too good for him.- You think so?

77900:42:47,275 --> 00:42:48,834No. You think so. I could tell.

78000:42:48,835 --> 00:42:50,525On the contrary, I haveno view on the matter.

78100:42:50,550 --> 00:42:52,190Yes, you have.

78200:42:53,915 --> 00:42:56,874Marriage is not a subject uponwhich I dwell. Oh, why not?

78300:42:56,875 --> 00:42:57,938

What's the matter withyou this evening?

78400:42:58,016 --> 00:43:01,055That watch that you're wearing,there's a photograph inside it.

78500:43:01,056 --> 00:43:04,678I glimpsed it once. I believeit is of Irene Adler.

78600:43:04,703 --> 00:43:06,775You didn't glimpse it, youwaited till I'd fallen asleep

78700:43:06,776 --> 00:43:08,135- and looked at it.- Yes, I did.

78800:43:08,136 --> 00:43:11,391- You seriously thought I wouldn't notice?

- Irene Adler.

78900:43:11,892 --> 00:43:13,712Formidable opponent, aremarkable adventure.

79000:43:13,737 --> 00:43:16,056- A very nice photograph.



- Why are you talking like this?

79100:43:16,057 --> 00:43:18,816- Why are you so determined to be alone?- Are you quite well, Watson?

79200:43:18,817 --> 00:43:21,696- Is it such a curious question?- From a Viennese alienist, no.

79300:43:21,697 --> 00:43:23,723From a retired Armysurgeon, most certainly.

79400:43:23,802 --> 00:43:27,161Holmes, against absolutelyno opposition whatsoever,

79500:43:27,577 --> 00:43:30,496

I am your closest friend. I concede it.

79600:43:30,497 --> 00:43:32,176I am currently attempting to have

79700:43:32,177 --> 00:43:34,376a perfectly normalconversation with you.

79800:43:34,377 --> 00:43:37,740

- Please don't.- Why do you need to be alone?

79900:43:38,137 --> 00:43:40,616If you are referring toromantic entanglement, Watson,

80000:43:40,617 --> 00:43:42,834which I rather fear you are, asI have often explained before,

80100:43:42,859 --> 00:43:44,865all emotion is abhorrent to me.

80200:43:45,279 --> 00:43:47,616It is the grit in asensitive instrument.

803



00:43:47,617 --> 00:43:49,639- The crack in the lens.- The crack in the lens. Yes.

80400:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,865Well, there you are, you see,I've said it all before.

80500:43:51,910 --> 00:43:53,079No, I wrote all that.

80600:43:53,104 --> 00:43:55,137You're quoting yourselffrom The Strand Magazine.

80700:43:55,215 --> 00:43:58,463- Well, exactly.- Those are my words, not yours!

808

00:43:58,464 --> 00:44:01,663That is the version of youthat I present to the public.

80900:44:01,664 --> 00:44:04,743The brain without a heart.The calculating machine.

81000:44:04,744 --> 00:44:08,117I write all of that, Holmes,and the readers lap it up.

81100:44:08,142 --> 00:44:09,312But I do not believe it.

81200:44:09,337 --> 00:44:10,797Well, I've a good mindto write to your editor.

81300:44:10,822 --> 00:44:12,383You are a living, breathing man.

81400:44:12,384 --> 00:44:14,823- You've lived a life, you have a past.- A what?!

81500:44:14,824 --> 00:44:17,104- Well, you must have had...- Had what?



81600:44:18,835 --> 00:44:20,189- You know.- No.

81700:44:21,544 --> 00:44:23,183Experiences.

81800:44:23,184 --> 00:44:25,743Pass me your revolver, I havea sudden need to use it.

81900:44:25,744 --> 00:44:29,157Damn it, Holmes, you are flesh andblood, you have feelings, you have...

82000:44:29,250 --> 00:44:32,275You must have... Impulses.

82100:44:32,344 --> 00:44:36,030Dear Lord, I have never been so impatientto be attacked by a murderous ghost.

82200:44:36,055 --> 00:44:40,389As your friend, as someonewho worries about you...

82300:44:42,085 --> 00:44:43,885..what made you like this?

82400:44:45,454 --> 00:44:46,850Oh, Watson...

82500:44:48,712 --> 00:44:50,112Nothing made me.

82600:44:51,104 --> 00:44:52,423(DOG YELPS)

82700:44:52,596 --> 00:44:53,996I made me.

82800:44:55,834 --> 00:44:56,725Redbeard?

82900:44:57,030 --> 00:44:58,670



Good God!

83000:45:04,960 --> 00:45:05,985What are we to do?

83100:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,560Why don't we have a chat?

83200:45:19,104 --> 00:45:21,223Mrs. Ricoletti, I believe!

83300:45:21,224 --> 00:45:23,743A pleasant night for thetime of year, is it not?

83400:45:23,744 --> 00:45:26,023It cannot be true, Holmes, it cannot!

835

00:45:26,024 --> 00:45:28,343No, it can't.

83600:45:28,344 --> 00:45:30,663(MAN SCREAMS)

83700:45:30,664 --> 00:45:32,864(GLASS SHATTERS)

83800:45:36,624 --> 00:45:38,743

- Is it locked?- As per instruction.

83900:45:38,744 --> 00:45:40,663That was a window breaking, wasn't it?

84000:45:40,664 --> 00:45:42,405There's only one broken windowwe need concern ourselves with.

841

00:45:53,553 --> 00:45:54,992- Stay here, Watson.- What? No.

84200:45:54,993 --> 00:45:57,312All the doors and windowsto the house are locked.

843



00:45:57,313 --> 00:45:59,312This is their only wayout, I need you here!

84400:45:59,337 --> 00:46:01,450But the sound was so close. It hadto be from this side of the house.

84500:46:01,475 --> 00:46:02,177Stay here!

84600:46:09,793 --> 00:46:11,673(WOMAN WAILS)

84700:46:14,393 --> 00:46:15,833Oh!

84800:46:16,873 --> 00:46:18,273No!

84900:46:26,076 --> 00:46:28,795You promised to keep him safe.You promised!

85000:46:29,503 --> 00:46:31,063You...

85100:46:31,560 --> 00:46:34,720(SHE SOBS)

85200:46:40,193 --> 00:46:41,672(CREAKING)

85300:46:41,673 --> 00:46:43,752(BARREL CLICKS)

85400:46:43,753 --> 00:46:45,353(CREAKING)

85500:46:46,352 --> 00:46:47,792(HE STANDS ON GLASS)

85600:46:54,388 --> 00:46:55,908You're human, I know that.

85700:46:59,337 --> 00:47:00,091



You must be.

85800:47:04,628 --> 00:47:08,428Little use us standinghere in the dark.

85900:47:09,948 --> 00:47:13,588After all, this is the 19th century.

86000:47:30,848 --> 00:47:32,648(WOMAN SCREAMS)

86100:47:34,508 --> 00:47:36,347(WIND WHISTLES)

86200:47:36,348 --> 00:47:38,948(HE PANTS)

863

00:47:49,308 --> 00:47:51,308(HE BREATHES HEAVILY)

86400:47:54,548 --> 00:47:57,868Do not forget me!

86500:47:59,068 --> 00:48:02,508Do not forget me!

86600:48:06,038 --> 00:48:08,344

(SHE WAILS)

86700:48:10,071 --> 00:48:10,821Watson!

86800:48:10,908 --> 00:48:13,710- She's there! She's down there!- Don't tell me you abandoned your post!

86900:48:13,736 --> 00:48:15,536

What? Holmes, she's there, I saw her!

87000:48:19,857 --> 00:48:21,736Empty, thanks to you!

87100:48:21,948 --> 00:48:23,126Our bird is flown!



87200:48:23,151 --> 00:48:25,899No! No, Holmes, itwasn't what you think.

87300:48:25,925 --> 00:48:27,266I saw her! The ghost!

87400:48:27,291 --> 00:48:29,548There are no ghosts!

87500:48:33,147 --> 00:48:36,094What happened? Where is Sir Eustace?

87600:48:38,388 --> 00:48:39,708Dead.

87700:48:43,028 --> 00:48:44,975You really mustn't blame

yourself, you know.

87800:48:45,038 --> 00:48:49,178- (EXHALES): No, you're quite right.- I'm glad you're seeing sense.

87900:48:49,203 --> 00:48:50,546Watson is equally culpable.

88000:48:50,548 --> 00:48:52,947

Between us, we've managedto botch this whole case.

88100:48:52,948 --> 00:48:54,867I gave an undertakingto protect that man,

88200:48:54,868 --> 00:48:57,066now he's lying there witha dagger in his breast.

88300:48:57,067 --> 00:48:58,945In fact, you gave an undertakingto investigate his murder.

88400:48:58,970 --> 00:49:01,290In the confident expectationI would not have to!



88500:49:03,937 --> 00:49:05,335Anything you can tell us, Doctor?

88600:49:05,828 --> 00:49:09,547Well, he's been stabbedwith considerable force.

88700:49:09,548 --> 00:49:12,667- It's a man, then?- Possibly.

88800:49:12,668 --> 00:49:15,507A very keen blade, so it couldconceivably have been a woman?

88900:49:15,508 --> 00:49:18,107In theory, yes, but we knowwho it was, I saw her.

89000:49:18,108 --> 00:49:20,027- Watson!- I saw the ghost, with my own eyes!

89100:49:20,028 --> 00:49:22,467You saw nothing! You saw whatyou were supposed to see!

89200:49:22,468 --> 00:49:24,387You said yourself, I

have no imagination.

89300:49:24,388 --> 00:49:26,358Then use your brain, such as itis, to eliminate the impossible,

89400:49:26,383 --> 00:49:28,844which in this case is the ghost,and observe what remains,

895

00:49:28,874 --> 00:49:30,184which in this case is a solution

89600:49:30,209 --> 00:49:32,304so blindingly obvious evenLestrade could work it out!

89700:49:32,553 --> 00:49:33,342



Thank you!

89800:49:33,367 --> 00:49:35,667Forget spectres from the other world!

89900:49:35,668 --> 00:49:38,307There is only one suspectwith motive and opportunity.

90000:49:38,308 --> 00:49:40,707- They might as well have left a note.- They did leave a note.

90100:49:40,708 --> 00:49:43,067And then there's the matterof the other broken window.

90200:49:43,068 --> 00:49:45,427- What other broken window?

- Precisely! There isn't one.

90300:49:45,428 --> 00:49:48,667The only broken window is the onethat Watson and I entered through,

90400:49:48,668 --> 00:49:50,500yet, prior to that, wedistinctly heard the sound of...

905

00:49:50,525 --> 00:49:51,877- What did you just say?- Sorry?

90600:49:52,379 --> 00:49:53,763About a note, what did you just say?

90700:49:53,788 --> 00:49:56,467- I said the murderer DID leave a note.- No, they didn't.

90800:49:56,468 --> 00:49:59,307There's a message tied to the dagger.You must have seen it!

90900:49:59,308 --> 00:50:00,987- There's no message.- Yes!



91000:50:00,988 --> 00:50:03,388There was no messagewhen I found the body.

91100:50:19,188 --> 00:50:20,508Holmes?

91200:50:24,148 --> 00:50:25,428What is it?

91300:50:44,308 --> 00:50:45,907Do you?

91400:50:45,908 --> 00:50:47,268Do I what?

91500:50:50,468 --> 00:50:52,547H-how did you get that?

91600:50:52,548 --> 00:50:55,147I left it at the crime scene.

91700:50:55,148 --> 00:50:58,947"Crime scene"? Where do you pick upthese extraordinary expressions?

91800:50:58,948 --> 00:51:00,667Do you miss him?

91900:51:00,668 --> 00:51:02,067Moriarty is dead.

92000:51:02,068 --> 00:51:03,468And yet...?

92100:51:05,348 --> 00:51:07,427His body was never recovered.

92200:51:07,428 --> 00:51:11,707To be expected when one pushes amaths professor over a waterfall.

92300:51:11,708 --> 00:51:14,587Pure reason toppled by sheer melodrama.

924



00:51:14,588 --> 00:51:16,228Your life in a nutshell.

92500:51:17,508 --> 00:51:20,668Where do you pick up theseextraordinary expressions?

92600:51:32,685 --> 00:51:35,489- (HE SNIFFS)- Have you put on weight?

92700:51:36,588 --> 00:51:38,867- You saw me only yesterday.- Does that seem possible?

92800:51:39,205 --> 00:51:42,027- No.- Yet here I am, increased.

929

00:51:42,028 --> 00:51:45,956What does that tell the foremostcriminal investigator in England?

93000:51:45,981 --> 00:51:46,867In England?

93100:51:46,868 --> 00:51:50,227You're in deep, Sherlock, deeperthan you ever intended to be.

93200:51:50,228 --> 00:51:52,467- Have you made a list?- Of what?

93300:51:52,468 --> 00:51:55,268Everything. We will need a list.

93400:52:00,268 --> 00:52:02,507Good boy.

93500:52:02,508 --> 00:52:05,387No, I haven't finished yet.

93600:52:05,388 --> 00:52:08,427Moriarty may beg to differ.

93700:52:08,428 --> 00:52:10,067



(HE SIGHS)

93800:52:10,068 --> 00:52:13,307He's trying to distract me.To derail me.

93900:52:13,308 --> 00:52:14,827Yes.

94000:52:14,828 --> 00:52:17,147He's the crack in the lens,the fly in the ointment,

94100:52:17,148 --> 00:52:18,868the virus in the data.

94200:52:22,988 --> 00:52:25,028I have to finish this.

94300:52:26,588 --> 00:52:30,347If Moriarty has risen fromthe Reichenbach cauldron,

94400:52:30,348 --> 00:52:31,879he will seek you out.

94500:52:33,126 --> 00:52:34,168I'll be waiting.

94600:52:41,108 --> 00:52:42,548Yes.

94700:52:46,148 --> 00:52:47,868I'm very much afraid you will.

94800:53:02,231 --> 00:53:03,949

_

949

00:53:05,199 --> 00:53:07,395 _

95000:53:11,645 --> 00:53:13,832

_

95100:53:17,879 --> 00:53:19,246

_



95200:53:22,629 --> 00:53:24,097

_

95300:53:30,231 --> 00:53:32,190Two days he's been like that.

95400:53:33,347 --> 00:53:35,821- Has he eaten?- No, not a morsel.

95500:53:36,431 --> 00:53:40,702Press are having a ruddy field day.There's still reporters outside.

95600:53:40,727 --> 00:53:43,070Oh, they've been there all thetime, I can't get rid of them.

95700:53:43,071 --> 00:53:46,231I've been rushed offmy feet making tea.

95800:53:46,256 --> 00:53:47,990Why do you make him tea?

95900:53:49,426 --> 00:53:51,595I dunno, I just sort of do.

96000:53:53,106 --> 00:53:56,145He said, "There's only one suspect,"and then he just walks away

96100:53:56,146 --> 00:53:57,385and now he won't explain.

96200:53:57,386 --> 00:53:59,545Which is strange, becausehe likes that bit.

96300:53:59,546 --> 00:54:02,145Said it was so simple I could solve it.

96400:54:02,146 --> 00:54:03,866I'm sure he was exaggerating.

965



00:54:07,186 --> 00:54:09,105What's he doing, do you think?

96600:54:09,106 --> 00:54:11,585- He says he's waiting.- For what?

96700:54:11,586 --> 00:54:15,225The devil. I wouldn't be surprised.

96800:54:15,226 --> 00:54:17,026We get all sorts here.

96900:54:18,746 --> 00:54:23,146- Well, wire me if there's any change.- Yeah.

97000:54:57,746 --> 00:54:59,426(CREAKING)

97100:55:02,666 --> 00:55:04,065(FOOTSTEPS)

97200:55:04,066 --> 00:55:06,995Everything I have to say hasalready crossed your mind.

97300:55:07,183 --> 00:55:09,785Then possibly my answer

has crossed yours.

97400:55:10,528 --> 00:55:11,888Like a bullet.

97500:55:18,823 --> 00:55:19,985It's a dangerous habit,

97600:55:19,986 --> 00:55:24,425to finger loaded firearms in the

pocket of one's dressing gown.

97700:55:25,285 --> 00:55:27,217Or are you just pleased to see me?

97800:55:29,226 --> 00:55:31,505(NECK CREAKS)





99200:56:26,348 --> 00:56:28,108Yes.

99300:56:29,273 --> 00:56:31,952Doesn't taste the same, though,you want your skin fresh.

99400:56:31,953 --> 00:56:34,472- Just a little crispy.- Won't you sit down?

99500:56:34,473 --> 00:56:36,752That's all people really are, you know,

99600:56:36,753 --> 00:56:38,472dust waiting to be distributed.

997

00:56:38,473 --> 00:56:40,192And it gets everywhere. Ugh.

99800:56:40,193 --> 00:56:43,032In every breath you take,dancing in every sunbeam,

99900:56:43,033 --> 00:56:45,352all the used-up people.

1000

00:56:45,353 --> 00:56:47,378Fascinating, I'm sure. Won't you sit...

100100:56:47,403 --> 00:56:50,722People, people, people!Can't keep anything shiny.

100200:56:52,993 --> 00:56:54,441Do you mind if I fire this?

1003

00:56:55,265 --> 00:56:57,105Just to clean it out.

100400:57:13,544 --> 00:57:15,143Exactly, let's stop playing.

100500:57:15,144 --> 00:57:16,943We don't need toys to kill each other.



100600:57:16,944 --> 00:57:19,280- Where's the intimacy in that?- Sit down.

100700:57:19,305 --> 00:57:21,481- Why? What do you want?- You chose to come here.

100800:57:21,523 --> 00:57:23,272Not true, you know that's not true.

100900:57:24,058 --> 00:57:26,417What do you want, Sherlock?

101000:57:26,942 --> 00:57:28,382The truth.

1011

00:57:29,123 --> 00:57:32,019That. Truth's boring!

101200:57:35,296 --> 00:57:38,811You didn't expect me to turn up atthe scene of the crime, did you?

101300:57:39,016 --> 00:57:42,295Poor old Sir Eustace. He gotwhat was coming to him.

101400:57:42,390 --> 00:57:43,949But you couldn't have killed him.

101500:57:43,950 --> 00:57:47,509Oh, so what? Does it matter?Stop it. Stop this.

101600:57:47,510 --> 00:57:50,229You don't care about Sir Eustace,or the Bride, or any of it.

101700:57:50,230 --> 00:57:53,829There's only one thing in this wholebusiness that you find interesting.

101800:57:53,830 --> 00:57:56,269I know what you're doing.



101900:57:56,270 --> 00:57:58,309(RATTLING)

102000:57:58,310 --> 00:58:00,638The Bride put a gun in her mouthand shot the back of her head off

102100:58:00,663 --> 00:58:01,983and then she came back.

102200:58:03,790 --> 00:58:07,189Impossible. But she did it.

102300:58:07,190 --> 00:58:08,910And you need to know how.

102400:58:09,793 --> 00:58:10,952How?

102500:58:10,996 --> 00:58:11,810Don't you?

102600:58:12,278 --> 00:58:14,517It's tearing your worldapart, not knowing.

102700:58:14,518 --> 00:58:20,200You're trying to stop me...

To distract me, derail me.

102800:58:20,225 --> 00:58:22,283Because doesn't this remindyou of another case?

102900:58:23,390 --> 00:58:25,709Hasn't this all happened before?

103000:58:25,734 --> 00:58:28,213

There's nothing new under the sun.What was it?

103100:58:28,666 --> 00:58:32,184What was it? What was that case? Huh?

103200:58:32,185 --> 00:58:33,665Do you remember?



103300:58:34,927 --> 00:58:37,897It's on the tip of my tongue.It's on the tip of my tongue.

103400:58:37,922 --> 00:58:39,538It's on the tip of my tongue.

103500:58:40,517 --> 00:58:42,037It's on the tip...

103600:58:46,893 --> 00:58:48,293..of my tongue.

103700:58:52,573 --> 00:58:55,012For the sake of Mrs. Hudson'swallpaper, I must remind you

1038

00:58:55,013 --> 00:58:57,732that one false move with yourfinger and you will be dead.

103900:58:57,733 --> 00:59:00,733- (HE MUMBLES)- I'm sorry?

104000:59:02,853 --> 00:59:06,676Dead... is the new sexy.

104100:59:09,053 --> 00:59:11,452(RUMBLING)

104200:59:11,453 --> 00:59:13,413(GUNSHOT)

104300:59:15,815 --> 00:59:19,374Well, I'll tell you what, thatrather blows the cobwebs away.

104400:59:19,375 --> 00:59:21,950- How can you be alive?- How do I look?

104500:59:22,729 --> 00:59:24,289Huh?

1046



00:59:28,735 --> 00:59:30,854You can be honest, is it noticeable?

104700:59:30,855 --> 00:59:34,094You blew your own brainsout, how could you survive?

104800:59:34,095 --> 00:59:35,494Or maybe I could backcomb.

104900:59:35,495 --> 00:59:36,775I saw you die.

105000:59:38,880 --> 00:59:40,592Why aren't you dead?

105100:59:40,840 --> 00:59:43,693Because it's not the fallthat kills you, Sherlock.

105200:59:44,680 --> 00:59:47,959Of all people, you shouldknow that, it's not the fall,

105300:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,963it's never the fall.

105400:59:52,083 --> 00:59:53,579It's the landing!

105500:59:53,640 --> 00:59:55,600(RATTLING)

105601:00:00,040 --> 01:00:01,920(TYRES SCREECH)

105701:00:09,386 --> 01:00:11,978We've landed, sir. We've landed.

105801:00:12,927 --> 01:00:14,847No, no, not now, not now!

105901:00:18,280 --> 01:00:19,679Not now, not now.

106001:00:19,680 --> 01:00:21,439



I trust you had a pleasant flight, sir?

106101:00:21,440 --> 01:00:24,588MYCROFT: Well, a somewhat shorter exilethan we'd imagined, brother mine,

106201:00:24,720 --> 01:00:26,839but probably adequate,given your levels of OCD.

106301:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,039- I have to go back!- What?

106401:00:28,040 --> 01:00:29,919I was... I was nearlythere, I nearly had it!

106501:00:29,920 --> 01:00:31,519

What on earth are you talking about?

106601:00:31,520 --> 01:00:33,549Go back where? You didn't get very far.

106701:00:33,574 --> 01:00:36,333Ricoletti and his abominable wife!Don't you understand?!

106801:00:36,334 --> 01:00:38,496

No, of course we don't, you'renot making any sense, Sherlock.

106901:00:38,639 --> 01:00:41,918It was a case, a famousone from 100 years ago.

107001:00:41,919 --> 01:00:45,158Lodged in my hard drive, she seemedto be dead, but then she came back.

107101:00:45,159 --> 01:00:46,283What, like Moriarty?

107201:00:46,308 --> 01:00:48,175Shot herself in the head,exactly like Moriarty.

1073



01:00:48,319 --> 01:00:49,506But you've only just been told.

107401:00:49,531 --> 01:00:52,530We've only just found out, he's onevery TV screen in the country.

107501:00:52,759 --> 01:00:55,379Yes? So? It's been fiveminutes since Mycroft called.

107601:00:55,404 --> 01:00:57,478What progress have you made?What have you been doing?

107701:00:57,479 --> 01:00:59,318More to the point, whathave YOU been doing?

1078

01:00:59,319 --> 01:01:00,643I've been in my Mind Palace, of course.

107901:01:00,668 --> 01:01:00,965Of course.

108001:01:00,990 --> 01:01:02,770Running an experiment. Howwould I have solved the crime,

1081

01:01:02,795 --> 01:01:06,800- if I'd been there in 1895?- Oh, Sherlock.

108201:01:06,966 --> 01:01:09,165I had all the details perfect.

108301:01:09,166 --> 01:01:11,365I was there, all of it, everything.I was immersed.

108401:01:11,366 --> 01:01:12,565Of course you were.

108501:01:12,566 --> 01:01:15,141You've been reading John's blog.The story of how you met.

1086



01:01:16,104 --> 01:01:18,405It helps me if I see myselfthrough his eyes sometimes.

108701:01:18,406 --> 01:01:19,726I'm so much cleverer.

108801:01:20,766 --> 01:01:22,685Do you really thinkanyone is believing you?

108901:01:22,686 --> 01:01:24,045No, he can do this, I've seen it.

109001:01:24,046 --> 01:01:26,245The Mind Palace, it's likea whole world in his head.

109101:01:26,246 --> 01:01:28,205

Yes, and I need to get back there.

109201:01:28,206 --> 01:01:31,925The Mind Palace is a memorytechnique, I know what it can do

109301:01:31,926 --> 01:01:34,685and I know what itmost certainly cannot.

1094

01:01:34,686 --> 01:01:38,504Maybe there are one or two thingsthat I know that you don't.

109501:01:39,206 --> 01:01:42,545Oh, there are. Did you make a list?

109601:01:46,046 --> 01:01:48,752You've put on weight. That waistcoatis clearly newer than the jacket.

109701:01:48,777 --> 01:01:50,957Stop this! Just stop it!Did you make a list?!

109801:01:50,982 --> 01:01:51,304Of what?

1099



01:01:51,366 --> 01:01:53,501Everything, Sherlock.Everything you've taken.

110001:01:53,502 --> 01:01:56,023No, it's not that, he goes into asort of trance. I've seen him do it.

110101:01:56,148 --> 01:01:57,988(PAPER FLUTTERS)

110201:02:06,206 --> 01:02:10,885We have an agreement, my brotherand I, ever since that day.

110301:02:10,886 --> 01:02:12,605(GASPING)

110401:02:12,606 --> 01:02:17,246

Wherever I find him, whateverback alley or doss-house...

110501:02:18,606 --> 01:02:21,045..there will always be a list.

110601:02:21,046 --> 01:02:23,235He couldn't have taken allthat in the last five minutes.

1107

01:02:24,286 --> 01:02:27,725- He was high before he got on the plane.- He didn't seem high.

110801:02:27,726 --> 01:02:32,445- Nobody deceives like an addict.- I'm not an addict, I'm a user.

110901:02:32,446 --> 01:02:36,205I alleviate boredom and occasionallyheighten my thought processes.

111001:02:36,206 --> 01:02:37,805For God's sake! This could kill you!

111101:02:37,806 --> 01:02:40,685- You could die!- Controlled usage is not usually fatal



111201:02:40,686 --> 01:02:43,045and abstinence is not immortality.

111301:02:43,046 --> 01:02:44,125What are you doing?

111401:02:44,126 --> 01:02:46,805Emelia Ricoletti, I'm looking her up.

111501:02:46,806 --> 01:02:48,205Oh, I suppose we should.

111601:02:48,206 --> 01:02:51,005I have access to the toplevel of the MI5 archive.

111701:02:51,006 --> 01:02:52,806Yep, that's where I'm looking.

111801:02:54,126 --> 01:02:56,046What do you think of MI5 security?

111901:02:57,326 --> 01:02:59,486I think it would be a good idea.

112001:03:00,606 --> 01:03:04,026Emelia Ricoletti,"unsolved", like he says.

112101:03:04,051 --> 01:03:06,845Could you all just shut up forfive minutes! I have to go back.

112201:03:06,846 --> 01:03:09,845I was nearly there before you steppedon and started yapping away!

112301:03:09,846 --> 01:03:12,165

"Yapping?" Sorry, did weinterrupt your session?

112401:03:12,166 --> 01:03:14,805- Sherlock, listen to me.- No, it only encourages you.

112501:03:14,806 --> 01:03:16,765



- I'm not angry with you.- Oh, that's a relief!

112601:03:16,766 --> 01:03:20,166I was really worried... No,hold on, I really wasn't.

112701:03:21,446 --> 01:03:23,133I was there for you before.

112801:03:23,931 --> 01:03:25,531I'll be there for you again.

112901:03:27,486 --> 01:03:29,126I'll always be there for you.

113001:03:31,326 --> 01:03:32,406This was my fault.

113101:03:33,566 --> 01:03:36,005It was nothing to do with you.

113201:03:36,006 --> 01:03:38,149A week in a prison cell,I should have realised.

113301:03:38,174 --> 01:03:40,085- Realised what?- That, in your case,

113401:03:40,086 --> 01:03:43,685solitary confinement is lockingyou up with your worst enemy.

113501:03:43,686 --> 01:03:46,086- Oh, for God's sake!- Morphine or cocaine?

113601:03:48,806 --> 01:03:51,805

- What did you say?- I didn't say anything.

113701:03:51,806 --> 01:03:53,645No, you did, you said...

113801:03:53,959 --> 01:03:56,599(IN WATSON'S VOICE): 'Which is it today?



Morphine or cocaine.'

113901:03:59,046 --> 01:04:00,205'Holmes?'

114001:04:00,206 --> 01:04:02,645Morphine or cocaine...which is it today?

114101:04:02,646 --> 01:04:04,869- (DOOR SLAMS)- Answer me, damn it!

114201:04:06,366 --> 01:04:07,942(SLUGGISHLY): Moriarty was here.

114301:04:08,846 --> 01:04:10,006Moriarty's dead.

114401:04:12,766 --> 01:04:15,885- I was on a jet.- A what?

114501:04:15,886 --> 01:04:17,486You were there, and Mycroft.

114601:04:18,526 --> 01:04:21,605You haven't left these rooms, Holmes.

114701:04:21,606 --> 01:04:24,645You... haven't... moved.

114801:04:24,646 --> 01:04:26,726Now, tell me, morphine or cocaine?

114901:04:28,526 --> 01:04:31,406Cocaine. A 7% solution.

1150

01:04:32,846 --> 01:04:34,445- Would you care to try it?- No.

115101:04:34,446 --> 01:04:36,805But I would quite like tofind every ounce of the stuff

1152



01:04:36,806 --> 01:04:39,085in your possession andpour it out of the window.

115301:04:39,086 --> 01:04:40,685I should be inclined to stop you.

115401:04:40,686 --> 01:04:43,405Then you would bereminded, quite forcibly,

115501:04:43,406 --> 01:04:46,805which of us is a soldier andwhich of us a drug addict.

115601:04:46,806 --> 01:04:48,765You're not a soldier, you are a doctor.

115701:04:48,766 --> 01:04:49,965

I'm an army doctor,

115801:04:49,966 --> 01:04:52,885which means I could break every bonein your body while naming them.

115901:04:52,886 --> 01:04:56,885My dear Watson, you are allowingemotion to cloud your judgment.

1160

01:04:56,886 --> 01:04:58,805Never on a case.

116101:04:58,806 --> 01:05:00,485You promised me, never on a case.

116201:05:00,716 --> 01:05:03,267No, I just said that inone of your stories.

1163

01:05:03,293 --> 01:05:06,956Listen, I'm happy toplay the fool for you.

116401:05:06,956 --> 01:05:09,675I will run along behindyou like some halfwit,

1165



01:05:09,676 --> 01:05:11,835making you look clever,if that's what you need.

116601:05:11,836 --> 01:05:16,555But dear God above, you will holdyourself to a higher standard!

116701:05:16,556 --> 01:05:18,555- Why?- Because people need you to.

116801:05:18,556 --> 01:05:20,755What people, why? Becauseof your idiot stories?

116901:05:20,756 --> 01:05:22,955Yes, because of my "idiot stories".

1170

01:05:22,956 --> 01:05:24,756- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)- Mr. Holmes!

117101:05:25,701 --> 01:05:27,581Mr. Holmes, telegram, Mr. Holmes.

117201:05:36,276 --> 01:05:38,475What is it? What's wrong?

1173

01:05:38,476 --> 01:05:40,715- It's Mary.- Mary? What about her?

117401:05:40,716 --> 01:05:43,115- It's entirely possible she's in danger.- Danger?

117501:05:43,116 --> 01:05:47,115- There's not a moment to lose.- Is this the cocaine talking?

117601:05:47,116 --> 01:05:48,475What danger could Mary be in?

117701:05:48,476 --> 01:05:50,696I'm sure she's justvisiting with friends.



117801:05:50,721 --> 01:05:51,460Come on!

117901:05:57,076 --> 01:06:00,835What is happening? Areyou even in a fit state?

118001:06:00,836 --> 01:06:04,075For Mary, of course. Neverdoubt that, Watson.

118101:06:04,076 --> 01:06:05,875Never that.

118201:06:05,876 --> 01:06:07,515- (HOLMES GROANS)- Holmes?

1183

01:06:07,516 --> 01:06:08,796I'm fine. I'm fine!

118401:06:10,636 --> 01:06:11,916Not that one!

118501:06:13,036 --> 01:06:14,915This one.

118601:06:14,916 --> 01:06:17,516

Why? You're Sherlock Holmes.Wear the damn hat.

118701:06:24,756 --> 01:06:26,356Cab! Cab!

118801:06:29,956 --> 01:06:32,035So tell me, where is she?

118901:06:32,036 --> 01:06:33,995

You must tell me, what's going on?!

119001:06:33,996 --> 01:06:35,275Oh, good old Watson!

119101:06:35,276 --> 01:06:37,755How would we fill the time ifyou didn't ask questions?!



119201:06:37,756 --> 01:06:41,275Sherlock, tell me where my bloodywife is, you pompous prick,

119301:06:41,276 --> 01:06:42,996or I'll punch your lights out!

119401:06:44,596 --> 01:06:45,836Holmes, where is she?

119501:06:47,596 --> 01:06:48,795A de-sanctified church.

119601:06:48,796 --> 01:06:51,955She thinks she's found the solutionand, for no better reason than that,

1197

01:06:51,956 --> 01:06:54,675she's put herself in thepath of considerable danger.

119801:06:54,676 --> 01:06:56,596What an excellent choice of wife.

119901:07:08,956 --> 01:07:10,155What the devil?!

1200

01:07:10,156 --> 01:07:11,475I've found them.

120101:07:11,476 --> 01:07:14,436(CHANTING)

120201:07:19,636 --> 01:07:22,835- What is all this, Mary?- This is the heart of it all, John.

1203

01:07:22,836 --> 01:07:24,675The heart of the conspiracy.

120401:07:24,676 --> 01:07:27,116(CHANTING CONTINUES)

120501:07:40,996 --> 01:07:44,115(FIGURES CHANT IN LATIN)



120601:07:44,116 --> 01:07:46,995Great God, what is this place?

120701:07:46,996 --> 01:07:49,075And what the devil are you doing here?!

120801:07:49,076 --> 01:07:51,395I've been making enquiries.

120901:07:51,396 --> 01:07:53,075Mr. Holmes asked me.

121001:07:53,076 --> 01:07:54,355Holmes, how could you?

121101:07:54,356 --> 01:07:55,956No, not him, the clever one.

121201:07:56,996 --> 01:08:00,555It seemed obvious to me that thisbusiness could not be managed alone.

121301:08:00,556 --> 01:08:03,155My theory is that Mrs.Ricoletti had help.

121401:08:03,156 --> 01:08:04,675

Help from her friends.

121501:08:04,676 --> 01:08:06,756- Bravo, Mary.- "The clever one?" I...

121601:08:07,836 --> 01:08:09,356I thought I was losing you.

121701:08:10,796 --> 01:08:12,795

I thought perhaps we were...

121801:08:12,796 --> 01:08:15,315- neglecting each other.- Well, you're the one who moved out.

121901:08:15,316 --> 01:08:16,716I was talking to Mary.



122001:08:18,316 --> 01:08:19,795You're working for Mycroft?

122101:08:19,796 --> 01:08:21,915He likes to keep an eyeon his mad sibling.

122201:08:21,916 --> 01:08:24,275- And he had a spy to hand.- Has it never occurred to you

122301:08:24,276 --> 01:08:26,330your wife is excessivelyskilled for a nurse?

122401:08:26,377 --> 01:08:29,875Of course it hasn't, because heknows what a nurse is capable of.

122501:08:29,876 --> 01:08:32,155- When did it occur to you?- Only now, I'm afraid.

122601:08:32,156 --> 01:08:35,675Must be difficult, beingthe slow little brother.

122701:08:35,676 --> 01:08:38,235

Time I sped up. Enoughchatter, let's concentrate.

122801:08:38,236 --> 01:08:40,436Yes, all right. What's all this about?

122901:08:41,436 --> 01:08:44,116- What do they want to accomplish?- Why don't we go and find out.

1230

01:08:46,236 --> 01:08:48,676(CHANTING CONTINUES)

123101:09:01,436 --> 01:09:02,835(GONG CRASHES)

123201:09:02,836 --> 01:09:04,795Sorry! I can never resist a gong.



123301:09:04,796 --> 01:09:07,675- Or a touch of the dramatic.- Never have guessed!

123401:09:07,676 --> 01:09:10,836Though it seems you share myenthusiasm in that regard.

123501:09:12,276 --> 01:09:14,075Excellent.

123601:09:14,076 --> 01:09:15,436Superlative theatre.

123701:09:16,556 --> 01:09:18,476I applaud the spectacle.

1238

01:09:21,636 --> 01:09:23,235Emelia Ricoletti shot herself,

123901:09:23,236 --> 01:09:26,635then apparently returned from thegrave and killed her husband.

124001:09:26,636 --> 01:09:28,755So...

1241

01:09:28,756 --> 01:09:30,036how was it done?

124201:09:31,116 --> 01:09:32,916Let's take the events in order.

124301:09:35,756 --> 01:09:38,715Mrs. Ricoletti gets everyone'sattention in very efficient fashion.

1244

01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:40,315You!

124501:09:40,316 --> 01:09:42,355(GUNFIRE CONTINUES)

124601:09:42,356 --> 01:09:44,155You?!



124701:09:44,156 --> 01:09:45,915Or me?

124801:09:45,916 --> 01:09:47,915She places one of therevolvers in her mouth,

124901:09:47,916 --> 01:09:50,155while actually firing theother into the ground.

125001:09:50,156 --> 01:09:52,155An accomplice sprays thecurtains with blood

125101:09:52,156 --> 01:09:53,555and thus her apparent suicide

125201:09:53,556 --> 01:09:56,116is witnessed by thefrightened crowd below.

125301:09:57,396 --> 01:10:00,475A substitute corpse, bearing astrong resemblance to Mrs. Ricoletti

125401:10:00,476 --> 01:10:03,155takes her place and is later

transported to the morgue,

125501:10:03,156 --> 01:10:06,395a grubby little suicide of littleinterest to Scotland Yard.

125601:10:06,396 --> 01:10:10,156Meanwhile, the real Mrs.Ricoletti slips away.

1257

01:10:14,676 --> 01:10:16,555Now comes the really clever part.

125801:10:16,556 --> 01:10:19,395Mrs. Ricoletti persuaded a cabdriver, someone who knew her,

125901:10:19,396 --> 01:10:22,915



to intercept her husband outsidehis favourite opium den.

126001:10:22,916 --> 01:10:25,316The perfect stage for a perfect drama.

126101:10:26,356 --> 01:10:27,996Who are you? What do you want?

126201:10:30,156 --> 01:10:31,595Emelia?

126301:10:31,596 --> 01:10:32,835MAN: Help!

126401:10:32,836 --> 01:10:35,035A perfect positive identification.

1265

01:10:35,036 --> 01:10:37,275The late Mrs. Ricoletti hasreturned from the grave

126601:10:37,276 --> 01:10:39,195and a little skilled make-up

126701:10:39,196 --> 01:10:41,876and you have nothing less thanthe wrath of a vengeful ghost.

126801:10:55,076 --> 01:10:57,435There was only one thing left to do.

126901:10:57,436 --> 01:11:00,196Swiftly now. No tears.

127001:11:02,756 --> 01:11:03,875(GUNSHOT)

1271

01:11:03,876 --> 01:11:06,715All that remained was tosubstitute the real Mrs. Ricoletti

127201:11:06,716 --> 01:11:08,315for the corpse in the morgue.

127301:11:08,316 --> 01:11:11,155



This time, should anyoneattempt to identify her,

127401:11:11,156 --> 01:11:13,595it would be positively, absolutely her.

127501:11:13,596 --> 01:11:15,555MARY: But why would she do that?

127601:11:15,556 --> 01:11:17,195Die to prove a point?

127701:11:17,196 --> 01:11:19,515Every great cause has martyrs.

127801:11:19,516 --> 01:11:23,995Every war has suicide missions andmake no mistake, this is war.

127901:11:23,996 --> 01:11:26,676One half of the human raceat war with the other.

128001:11:27,916 --> 01:11:31,555The invisible armyhovering at our elbow,

128101:11:31,556 --> 01:11:33,595tending to our homes,

128201:11:33,596 --> 01:11:34,916raising our children.

128301:11:36,436 --> 01:11:38,675Ignored, patronised,

128401:11:38,676 --> 01:11:40,276disregarded.

128501:11:41,596 --> 01:11:43,916Not allowed so much as a vote.

128601:11:52,876 --> 01:11:54,675But an army nonetheless,

128701:11:54,676 --> 01:11:57,675



ready to rise up in the best of causes.

128801:11:57,676 --> 01:12:01,716To put right an injusticeas old as humanity itself.

128901:12:04,276 --> 01:12:06,915So you see, Watson, Mycroft was right.

129001:12:06,916 --> 01:12:08,715This is a war we must lose.

129101:12:08,716 --> 01:12:10,076She was dying.

129201:12:11,316 --> 01:12:13,515- Who was?- Emelia Ricoletti.

129301:12:13,516 --> 01:12:16,170There were clear signsof consumption...

129401:12:16,195 --> 01:12:18,035I doubt she was long for this world.

129501:12:18,036 --> 01:12:20,236So she decided to make her death count.

129601:12:22,476 --> 01:12:25,435She was already familiar with thesecret societies of America.

129701:12:25,436 --> 01:12:27,275And was able to draw ontheir methods of fear

129801:12:27,276 --> 01:12:29,635and intimidation to

publicly, very publicly,

129901:12:29,636 --> 01:12:32,955confront Sir Eustace Carmichaelwith the sins of his past.

130001:12:32,956 --> 01:12:34,596He knew her out in the States.



130101:12:36,956 --> 01:12:38,715Promised her everything.

130201:12:38,716 --> 01:12:40,916Marriage, position.

130301:12:42,836 --> 01:12:45,316And then he had his way with her...

130401:12:46,356 --> 01:12:48,235..and threw her over.

130501:12:48,236 --> 01:12:51,115Left her abandoned and penniless.

130601:12:51,116 --> 01:12:52,356Hooper!

130701:12:57,556 --> 01:12:59,875Holmes.

130801:12:59,876 --> 01:13:03,356For the record, Holmes, shedidn't have me fooled.

130901:13:07,636 --> 01:13:09,516Why do you never mention me, sir?

131001:13:13,036 --> 01:13:17,115Emelia thought that she'd foundhappiness with Ricoletti,

131101:13:17,569 --> 01:13:19,768but he was a brute too.

131201:13:19,769 --> 01:13:21,409(RAPID SPEECH)

131301:13:25,138 --> 01:13:27,937Emelia Ricoletti was our friend.

131401:13:27,938 --> 01:13:30,538You have no idea how thatbastard treated her.



131501:13:32,338 --> 01:13:35,817But the Bride, Holmes, we saw her.

131601:13:35,818 --> 01:13:36,978Yes, Watson, we did.

131701:13:37,978 --> 01:13:39,897The sound of breaking glass?

131801:13:39,898 --> 01:13:41,777Not a window,

131901:13:41,778 --> 01:13:43,977just an old theatrical trick.

132001:13:43,978 --> 01:13:47,217- It cannot be true, Holmes, it cannot!- No, it can't.

132101:13:47,218 --> 01:13:49,778'It's called Pepper's Ghost.

132201:13:50,858 --> 01:13:54,978'A simple reflection in glassof a living, breathing person.

132301:13:56,298 --> 01:13:59,938'Their only mistake was breaking

the glass when they removed it.'

132401:14:02,458 --> 01:14:03,498Look around you.

132501:14:04,658 --> 01:14:06,618This room is full of brides.

132601:14:12,698 --> 01:14:14,537Once she had risen,

132701:14:14,538 --> 01:14:15,978anyone could be her.

132801:14:17,938 --> 01:14:20,177The avenging ghost.

1329



01:14:20,178 --> 01:14:22,937A legend to strike terrorinto the heart of any man

133001:14:22,938 --> 01:14:24,857with malicious intent.

133101:14:24,858 --> 01:14:27,497A spectre to stalk thoseunpunished brutes

133201:14:27,498 --> 01:14:29,538whose reckoning is long overdue.

133301:14:30,578 --> 01:14:33,617A league of furies awakened.

133401:14:33,618 --> 01:14:35,297The women I...

133501:14:35,298 --> 01:14:37,938WE have lied to, betrayed.

133601:14:39,858 --> 01:14:42,738The women we haveignored and disparaged.

133701:14:50,578 --> 01:14:52,857Once the idea exists,

133801:14:52,858 --> 01:14:54,098it cannot be killed.

133901:14:55,658 --> 01:14:58,457This is the work of asingle-minded person.

134001:14:58,458 --> 01:15:02,897Someone who knew first-hand about

Sir Eustace's mental cruelty.

134101:15:02,898 --> 01:15:05,177The dark secret,

134201:15:05,178 --> 01:15:07,337kept from all but her closest friends,



134301:15:07,338 --> 01:15:09,058including Emelia Ricoletti...

134401:15:10,218 --> 01:15:13,498..the woman her husband wrongedall those years before.

134501:15:14,978 --> 01:15:17,617If one disregards the ghost,

134601:15:17,618 --> 01:15:19,178there is only one suspect.

134701:15:20,578 --> 01:15:22,818Isn't that right, Lady Carmichael?

134801:15:25,418 --> 01:15:28,698One small detail doesn't quite

make sense to me, however.

134901:15:30,778 --> 01:15:36,017Why engage me to prevent amurder you intended to commit?

135001:15:36,018 --> 01:15:37,178Hmm?

135101:15:38,338 --> 01:15:41,177

MORIARTY: "Doesn't quite makesense, doesn't quite make sense."

135201:15:41,178 --> 01:15:43,617Of course it doesn't makesense, it's not real.

135301:15:43,618 --> 01:15:44,777(HE SCOFFS)

1354

01:15:44,778 --> 01:15:46,138Oh, Sherlock.

135501:15:48,298 --> 01:15:50,857- (SHERLOCK EXHALES SHARPLY)- Peek-a-boo.

135601:15:50,858 --> 01:15:52,178



No.

135701:15:53,178 --> 01:15:54,898No, not you.

135801:15:56,098 --> 01:15:57,337It can't be you.

135901:15:57,338 --> 01:15:59,857I mean, come on, be serious.

136001:15:59,858 --> 01:16:02,377The costumes, the gong?

136101:16:02,378 --> 01:16:04,257Speaking as a criminal mastermind,

136201:16:04,258 --> 01:16:07,338

we don't really have gongsor special outfits.

136301:16:08,978 --> 01:16:10,418What the hell is going on?

136401:16:12,098 --> 01:16:13,818Is this silly enough for you yet?

136501:16:15,218 --> 01:16:18,417

Gothic enough? Madenough, even for you?

136601:16:18,418 --> 01:16:22,398It doesn't make sense, Sherlock,because it's not real.

136701:16:22,898 --> 01:16:25,817- None of it.- What's he talking about?

136801:16:25,818 --> 01:16:27,378This is all in your mind.

136901:16:29,058 --> 01:16:30,195Sherlock?

137001:16:31,224 --> 01:16:32,238



Holmes!

137101:16:32,738 --> 01:16:34,337You're dreaming.

137201:16:34,338 --> 01:16:35,938- Argh!- MARY: Is he dreaming?

137301:16:38,258 --> 01:16:39,857MYCROFT: And there he is.

137401:16:39,858 --> 01:16:41,497Thought we'd lost you for a moment.

137501:16:41,498 --> 01:16:44,577May I just check, is this whatyou mean by "controlled usage"?

137601:16:44,578 --> 01:16:47,617Mrs. Emelia Ricoletti, I needto know where she was buried.

137701:16:47,618 --> 01:16:51,137- What, 120 years ago?- Yes.

137801:16:51,138 --> 01:16:54,097That would take weeks to find,

if those records even exists.

137901:16:54,098 --> 01:16:56,218- Even with my resources.- Got it.

138001:16:58,658 --> 01:17:00,537I don't get it, how is this relevant?

138101:17:00,538 --> 01:17:02,377

I need to know I wasright, then I'll be sure.

138201:17:02,378 --> 01:17:03,817- You mean how Moriarty did it?- Yes.

138301:17:03,818 --> 01:17:06,137



But none of that reallyhappened, it was in your head.

138401:17:06,138 --> 01:17:07,657My investigation was the fantasy,

138501:17:07,658 --> 01:17:09,497the crime happenedexactly as I explained.

138601:17:09,498 --> 01:17:11,537The stone was erected bya group of her friends.

138701:17:11,538 --> 01:17:13,163I don't know what youthink you'll find here.

138801:17:13,188 --> 01:17:14,663

I need to try!

138901:17:15,538 --> 01:17:18,568

_

139001:17:22,178 --> 01:17:25,057Mrs. Ricoletti was buried here, butwhat happened to the other one?

139101:17:25,058 --> 01:17:28,097

The corpse they substituted forher after the so-called suicide?

139201:17:28,098 --> 01:17:30,377- They'd move it, of course they would.- But where?

139301:17:30,378 --> 01:17:31,977Well, not here.

1394

01:17:31,978 --> 01:17:34,297But that... That's exactlywhat they must have done.

139501:17:34,298 --> 01:17:36,217The conspirators hadsomeone on the inside.

1396



01:17:36,218 --> 01:17:39,177They found a body, just like MollyHooper found a body for me, when...

139701:17:39,178 --> 01:17:41,577Yeah, well, we don't need togo into all that again, do we?

139801:17:41,578 --> 01:17:43,257You're not seriously going to do this?

139901:17:43,258 --> 01:17:45,497It's why we came here. I need to know.

140001:17:45,498 --> 01:17:46,937Spoken like an addict.

140101:17:46,938 --> 01:17:49,777- This is important to me!

- No, this is you needing a fix.

140201:17:49,778 --> 01:17:51,177John... Moriarty's back.

140301:17:51,178 --> 01:17:53,799We have a case, we have areal-life problem right now.

140401:17:53,824 --> 01:17:56,303

Getting to that, it's next on the list.Just let me do this.

140501:17:56,304 --> 01:17:58,543No, everyone always letsyou do whatever you want.

140601:17:58,545 --> 01:18:00,347- That's how you got in this state!- John, please...

140701:18:00,372 --> 01:18:02,607I'm not playing this time, Sherlock.Not any more!

140801:18:03,435 --> 01:18:05,434When you're ready to goto work, give me a call.



140901:18:05,435 --> 01:18:07,234- I'm taking Mary home.- You're what?

141001:18:07,235 --> 01:18:09,035- Mary's taking me home.- Better.

141101:18:11,195 --> 01:18:13,234- He's right, you know.- So what if he's right?!

141201:18:13,235 --> 01:18:14,675He's always right, it's boring!

141301:18:17,515 --> 01:18:18,875Will you help me?

1414

01:18:22,875 --> 01:18:24,275Cherchez la femme.

141501:18:33,555 --> 01:18:36,834(THEY GRUNT AND STRAIN)

141601:18:36,835 --> 01:18:38,435(LOUD BUMP)

141701:18:43,235 --> 01:18:44,875

(LESTRADE GRUNTS)

141801:19:01,635 --> 01:19:03,035Eurgh!

141901:19:08,715 --> 01:19:10,314Oh, dear.

142001:19:10,315 --> 01:19:11,555The cupboard is bare.

142101:19:13,635 --> 01:19:15,794They must have buried it underneath.

142201:19:15,795 --> 01:19:18,555They must have buried itunderneath the coffin.



142301:19:32,355 --> 01:19:33,835Bad luck, Sherlock.

142401:19:35,675 --> 01:19:37,839Maybe they got rid of thebody in another way.

142501:19:37,864 --> 01:19:39,263No... More than likely.

142601:19:39,595 --> 01:19:41,514At any rate, it was avery long time ago.

142701:19:41,515 --> 01:19:44,874We do have slightly more pressingmatters to hand, little brother.

1428

01:19:44,875 --> 01:19:47,194Moriarty? Back from the dead?

142901:19:47,195 --> 01:19:51,274(FAINT, RASPING FEMALEVOICE): 'Do not forget me.

143001:19:51,275 --> 01:19:55,874'Do not forget me!'

1431

01:19:55,875 --> 01:19:57,755(CREAKING)

143201:20:03,795 --> 01:20:06,074(SCREECHING)

143301:20:06,075 --> 01:20:07,435(SHERLOCK GASPS)

143401:20:09,355 --> 01:20:11,074

- (CRASHING WATER)- This?

143501:20:11,075 --> 01:20:12,315Oh, I see.

143601:20:13,915 --> 01:20:15,715Still not awake, am I?



143701:20:42,075 --> 01:20:43,995Too deep, Sherlock, way too deep.

143801:20:45,416 --> 01:20:47,834Congratulations, you willbe the first man in history

143901:20:47,950 --> 01:20:49,950to be buried in his own Mind Palace.

144001:20:52,110 --> 01:20:54,789The setting is a shademelodramatic, don't you think?

144101:20:54,790 --> 01:20:56,110For you and me?

1442

01:20:57,390 --> 01:20:58,710Not at all.

144301:21:01,430 --> 01:21:03,429What are you?

144401:21:03,430 --> 01:21:05,429You know what I am.

144501:21:05,430 --> 01:21:07,269

I'm Moriarty.

144601:21:07,270 --> 01:21:08,989The Napoleon of Crime.

144701:21:08,990 --> 01:21:11,429Moriarty's dead! Not in your mind.

144801:21:11,430 --> 01:21:13,669I'll never be dead there.

144901:21:13,670 --> 01:21:16,549You once called yourbrain a hard drive.

145001:21:16,550 --> 01:21:18,190Well, say hello to the virus.



145101:21:19,430 --> 01:21:21,030This is how we end, you and I.

145201:21:22,190 --> 01:21:24,229Always here,

145301:21:24,230 --> 01:21:25,550always together.

145401:21:27,870 --> 01:21:31,229You have a magnificent brain, Moriarty.

145501:21:31,230 --> 01:21:33,109I admire it.

145601:21:33,110 --> 01:21:36,749I concede it may evenbe the equal of my own.

145701:21:36,750 --> 01:21:38,110I'm touched.

145801:21:40,390 --> 01:21:41,789I'm honoured.

145901:21:41,790 --> 01:21:44,389But when it comes to thematter of unarmed combat

146001:21:44,390 --> 01:21:46,413on the edge of a precipice...

146101:21:47,750 --> 01:21:50,149..you're going in the water,

146201:21:50,150 --> 01:21:52,429short-arse.

146301:21:52,430 --> 01:21:54,470- (MORIARTY HISSES)- (SHERLOCK CHOKES)

146401:21:58,310 --> 01:22:00,590(THEY GRUNT)

1465



01:22:04,110 --> 01:22:06,789Oh, you think you're sobig and strong, Sherlock!

146601:22:07,060 --> 01:22:08,299Not with me.

146701:22:08,300 --> 01:22:10,100(SHERLOCK GRUNTS)

146801:22:16,340 --> 01:22:18,420(THEY GRUNT AND GASP)

146901:22:21,620 --> 01:22:23,580I am your weakness!

147001:22:25,460 --> 01:22:27,180I keep you down!

147101:22:28,500 --> 01:22:32,179Every time you stumble,every time you fail,

147201:22:32,180 --> 01:22:33,699when you're weak,

147301:22:33,700 --> 01:22:35,859I... am...

147401:22:35,860 --> 01:22:37,340there!

147501:22:39,700 --> 01:22:41,219No,

147601:22:41,220 --> 01:22:42,939don't try to fight it.

1477

01:22:42,940 --> 01:22:44,500Lie back and lose!

147801:22:50,500 --> 01:22:52,779Shall we go over together?

147901:22:52,780 --> 01:22:54,539It has to be together, doesn't it?



148001:22:54,540 --> 01:22:57,819At the end it's always just you

148101:22:57,820 --> 01:22:59,739and me!

148201:22:59,740 --> 01:23:02,179(WATSON CLEARS HIS THROAT)

148301:23:02,180 --> 01:23:04,100(PISTOL COCKS)

148401:23:05,100 --> 01:23:07,859Professor, if you wouldn't mindstepping away from my friend,

148501:23:07,860 --> 01:23:11,140

I do believe he finds yourattention a shade annoying.

148601:23:13,540 --> 01:23:16,579That's not fair, there's two of you!

148701:23:16,580 --> 01:23:18,860There's always two of us.Don't you read The Strand?

1488

01:23:20,900 --> 01:23:22,420On your knees, Professor.

148901:23:26,900 --> 01:23:29,220Hands behind your head.

149001:23:30,460 --> 01:23:31,740Thank you, John.

149101:23:33,540 --> 01:23:35,260

Since when do you call me John?

149201:23:36,260 --> 01:23:37,939You'd be surprised.

149301:23:37,940 --> 01:23:39,220No, I wouldn't.



149401:23:41,620 --> 01:23:43,220Time you woke up, Sherlock.

149501:23:45,060 --> 01:23:47,779I'm a story-teller, Iknow when I'm in one.

149601:23:47,780 --> 01:23:49,619Of course.

149701:23:49,620 --> 01:23:50,940Of course you do, John.

149801:23:51,980 --> 01:23:53,419So what's he like?

149901:23:53,420 --> 01:23:55,780The other me in the other place?

150001:23:57,140 --> 01:23:59,059Smarter than he looks.

150101:23:59,060 --> 01:24:00,500Pretty damn smart, then.

150201:24:01,740 --> 01:24:03,219Pretty damn smart.

150301:24:03,220 --> 01:24:06,979Ugh, why don't you two justelope, for God's sake?!

150401:24:06,980 --> 01:24:08,739Impertinent.

150501:24:08,740 --> 01:24:10,459Offensive.

150601:24:10,460 --> 01:24:13,099Actually, would you mind?

150701:24:13,100 --> 01:24:14,260Not at all.

150801:24:18,220 --> 01:24:20,460



(MORIARTY SCREAMS)

150901:24:23,780 --> 01:24:26,419- It was my turn.- Quite so.

151001:24:26,420 --> 01:24:28,020So how do you plan to wake up?

151101:24:29,820 --> 01:24:31,739Oh...

151201:24:31,740 --> 01:24:33,180I should think like this.

151301:24:34,980 --> 01:24:36,739Are you sure?

1514

01:24:36,740 --> 01:24:39,939Between you and me, John,I always survive a fall.

151501:24:39,940 --> 01:24:41,180But how?

151601:24:42,660 --> 01:24:44,300Elementary, my dear Watson.

1517

01:25:10,940 --> 01:25:12,700(HE GASPS)

151801:25:16,580 --> 01:25:18,219- Miss me?- Sherlock, are you all right?

151901:25:18,220 --> 01:25:19,899Yes. Of course I am, why wouldn't I be?

1520

01:25:19,900 --> 01:25:22,539Because you probably just OD'd.You should be in hospital.

152101:25:22,540 --> 01:25:24,259Hm, no time.

152201:25:24,260 --> 01:25:26,810



I have to go to Baker Streetnow, Moriarty's back.

152301:25:27,580 --> 01:25:31,309I almost hope he is, ifit'll save you from this.

152401:25:33,820 --> 01:25:36,819No need for that now,I've got the real thing.

152501:25:36,820 --> 01:25:38,540- I have work to do.- Sherlock...

152601:25:40,220 --> 01:25:41,460..promise me.

152701:25:43,220 --> 01:25:44,579

What are you still doing here?

152801:25:44,580 --> 01:25:46,979Shouldn't you be off gettingme a pardon or something,

152901:25:46,980 --> 01:25:48,220like a proper big brother?

153001:25:53,380 --> 01:25:54,700

Dr. Watson...

153101:25:58,780 --> 01:26:00,140Look after him.

153201:26:01,740 --> 01:26:03,260Please.

153301:26:23,660 --> 01:26:26,699Sherlock, hang on, explain.

Moriarty's alive, then?

153401:26:26,700 --> 01:26:28,819I never said he was alive,I said he was back.

153501:26:28,820 --> 01:26:30,219So he's dead?



153601:26:30,220 --> 01:26:33,619Of course he's dead, he blew his ownbrains out, no-one survives that.

153701:26:33,620 --> 01:26:37,139I just went to the troubleof an overdose to prove it.

153801:26:37,140 --> 01:26:39,540Moriarty is dead, no question.

153901:26:40,940 --> 01:26:44,580But more importantly, I know exactlywhat he's going to do next.

154001:26:52,100 --> 01:26:53,819(THEME TUNE BEGINS)

154101:26:53,820 --> 01:26:55,299(THEME TUNE JUDDERS TO HALT)

154201:26:55,300 --> 01:26:56,379Flying machines,

154301:26:56,380 --> 01:26:58,699these, er, telephone contraptions?

1544

01:26:58,700 --> 01:27:00,339What sort of lunatic fantasy is that?

154501:27:00,340 --> 01:27:03,299It was simply my conjecture of whata future world might look like

154601:27:03,300 --> 01:27:05,779and how you and I might fit inside it.

1547

01:27:05,780 --> 01:27:08,059From a drop of water a logicianshould be able to infer

154801:27:08,060 --> 01:27:10,619the possibility of anAtlantic or a Niagara.

1549



01:27:10,620 --> 01:27:12,139Or a Reichenbach?

155001:27:12,140 --> 01:27:13,783Have you written up youraccount of the case?

155101:27:14,007 --> 01:27:16,099- Yes.- Hmm.

155201:27:16,100 --> 01:27:19,052Modified to put it down as oneof my rare failures, of course?

155301:27:19,077 --> 01:27:19,663Of course.

155401:27:23,020 --> 01:27:24,899

The Adventure Of...

155501:27:24,900 --> 01:27:26,220The Invisible Army.

155601:27:28,140 --> 01:27:29,380The League Of Furies?

155701:27:30,460 --> 01:27:32,419The Monstrous Regiment?

155801:27:32,420 --> 01:27:35,685I rather thought The Abominable Bride.

155901:27:36,380 --> 01:27:37,311A trifle lurid.

156001:27:37,336 --> 01:27:39,442It'll sell. It's gotproper murders in it too.

156101:27:39,540 --> 01:27:40,779You're the expert.

156201:27:40,780 --> 01:27:43,859As for your own tale,

1563



01:27:43,860 --> 01:27:47,579are you sure it's still justa 7% solution that you take?

156401:27:47,580 --> 01:27:49,699I think you may haveincreased the dosage.

156501:27:49,700 --> 01:27:51,900Perhaps I was being a little fanciful.

156601:27:52,980 --> 01:27:55,460But perhaps such thingscould come to pass.

156701:27:56,820 --> 01:27:59,459In any case, I know I would bevery much at home in such a world.

1568

01:27:59,460 --> 01:28:02,100- Huh, I don't think I would be.- I beg to differ.

156901:28:03,860 --> 01:28:06,333But then I've always known Iwas a man out of his time.

157001:28:23,883 --> 01:28:27,805- sync and corrections by Caio -<b>- www.addic7ed.com -</b>

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