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DRESDEN CHOSEN AGAIN! m Y S I--UNimY AS MOOSE DICTATORn o mUUOL U IU IH IU I1 ostatc transactions along the

.-------- i North Jersey Shore, put over

Installation of Officers to be j jj.

featured by the presence of District Dictator

Francis Hart

Laundry of West End. This plant is one of the largest of its kind in Monmouth county.

FISH AS PLENTIFDL I NOW AS EVER BEFORE:

T o w n T o p i c s BELMAR TO USE FIRE M ANV MHIIDM 1 flCCh y d r a n t s t o s in k p i le s mAN I mUUnn LUoo

No Diminution, Contrary To Reports

Members of the Loyal Order of Moose again honored Sydney

esden, electing him Dictator for the second consecutive time at a meeting held, in their Tenth avenue lodge rooms. Much cred

THORNE A PAPA

Mrs. J. Weed of New York and Belmar entertained guests and members of the Belmar Luncheon and Bridge Cub on Tuesday, March7th. Lunch was served at 1 P. M . and bridge followed. Mrs. Charles Sch­neider received first prize, Mrs. Solmson second and Mrs Sheehy consolation.

Spring flowers and colonial, ,, t i i place cards were used fo,- de-

station down the coast, declares oor;itions. AmoniJ the mcststhat there are just as mau> is i j1es (|os those mentioned were

Mrs. Cunningham of New York

Relative to the much-heralded rsacrcity of food fish in nearby

jj\ waters, Fred Bailey, keeper of ,u- Mantoloking beachguardthe

He in-i. Both motherj stanced the large catches of blue rjfv; Mrs, J? Horan of Bloom- doing nicely at fish made at Mantoloking last jjrs. q Sterner of

Mr. and Mrs. H. C. Thorne of 801 9th avenue announced thearrival of a daughter on Thurs-1 in the sea now as ever day, March 16 th

avcum; 1UUUC lUUllia, mULii titun *, .it is due to Dictator Dresden for and baby are doing mt*ly at i p muoe m f i e l d ; Mrs. H. C. Sterner of Ihe increased activity the or- the Ann May Memorial Hospital! summer as an argument that Camden and Mrs. P. S. Simon

More at sPnn ff Lake- , there has been no diminution ot srjn nf Xewark. X. J. Who will_ — bluefish as is often reported, K , )he hostess , -during earlv

UNJTED LODGE PROGRAM ii*1 lhat it ri?l depends upon A j|1 V ‘! where the fish happen to strikt' in si)ore,, and whether ■ there

1 there jfi...fish for to be

ganization has shown, members are being secured by the Moose than any other local, fraternal organization.

Again Made Dictator

— -More than 100 attended the

covered dish social and entertain are Peo'ment given by the United lodge,: T, 0. O. F, of Belmar on Tues-:

them, at the time had. He said that in his life.

After undergoing n success­ful operation at tlie', Long Branch Hbspital former Police Chief Bearmore is again back

day night in Chamberlain hall, j iilTU\f’n fhe bcach he Jiad k^ rtwn at his positibn in the Belmar which was a compete \success j11 ° f I summer when t 101 ( Public School, from every stand point. 1 were so many blues caught at

Rev. Thomas R. Tavlor o f, Mantoloking from the beaphAvon announced the various | as last year.

j i / * j I-} aAlterations are being made on

three more new food establish-numbers included on the pro-! His theory' as to the poor mcnts. Butler Brothers expect pram, which were as follows: j fishing ist By,n?qgaLbay is. that to open up their nevy §tore at Song, “A Perfect Day,” Misses the continuous explosions of 807 F street,on May First. A Grace Glover and Isabelle New-j ihe. motorboat engines alarm man; sketch, A1 Bedell., colored tlie fish and drive them away

Comedian song, “Tuck Me to | frQ\n, ,th<j .boats, and, thus ends .•Sleep” M. Stewart; banio and: the Buck of the fisherman. Capt '•nitnr duet, P. Galluccio and i Bailey says that when one boat T. Trebino: comedy song, Mrs.! has laid at a good fishing spot .Newman. Dancing was enjoyed j awhile, the fish will!! gather and Legion are requested to be pres- hetween the various numbers • begin to bite. Men on another ent at next Monday evening’s and at close of the program, boat, seeing that this party is meeting in the lecture room of Music was furnished by the] hauling in fish will motor over, the Public Library Origin?!?1 Four, 'including 'Mel-; swing around the first boat and

, ville Stewart, pianist; Tonv! anchor.

dairy store * will open at 704 Ninth avenue anl a delicatessen at 1002 Fstreet in the near fu­ture.

All members of the American

Sydney Dresden

The other officers elected are dian. follows; Leonard Lange,)

Trebino. banioist; Sam Pinelli, j tans; Al Bedell, colored

Then there will be no iish be­come- causc (bey have been scared a-

I way by the second boat. If the : boats went back to sails and

■—o—The Belmar Boys Club will

hold a dance in the Brilmar Casino on March 31st

»tho presence of District Dictator Francis Hart, of Paterson.

HURLEY FARM SOLD,

as

Vice-Dictator; Alec Paternoster, FINE SEND OFF FOR : setting ndles and discardedPrelate; Rocco Paternoster,; RUNYON CANDIDACY I their explos ive engines thereTreasurer; Wesley Voorhees,! ----- would be good fishing in Bar- ecretary; and Alfred Armes, Trenton, March 17.-— The! negat bay once more, pounds or

dictator. t candidacy of Senator William! no pounds on the beaches.

nds by the

have tried out mesh and have

hit upon the small mesh as the least wasteful. Small fish, not yet of food size, when caught in the sraatll-!meshed pocket, swim about, and are ladled over into tlie sea bv the fishermen when making their lift. If a larger mesh is used, these small fish noising around the pocket to find a way out, he says, accord­ing to experience of many years, gill themselves and are drowned. Tlie net now used according to Captain Bailey, and pound fishermen say the same, is much less destructive to small fish than a larger mesh.

dinner tendered to Mr. Runyon | ,)OUnd fishermen by Union county Republicans various sizes of : and attended by many of the

,5#pu'tv’s leaders, including Sena-Ji ---- - U*’' tor Walter E.„ Edge, PresidentThe Hurley farm of 130 acres; William B. Mackay, Jr., of the

situated on one ol the beauti- state senate. Speaker T. Harry fuil bluffs overlooking the head Rowland of the assembly. Con- "aters of Shark river, has been gressman F. F. Patterson, Jr.,^old thru the A. D. Fourett cx-Govemor Edward G. Stokes ►Fnjrm ExprJ*igency in Asbury and David Baird.Park to C.^persev. a wealthy j ----------retired diamond importer of ANNIVERSARY OF New York. The amount figur- SILVER LAKE LODGEmg in the transaction was not learned.

Mr. Hersev will utilize the lands as a great squab raising farm, and according to his resent plans, he will raise be-

> . t eSilver Lake council, Jr. 0A. M., observed its 31st anni­versary last Monday evening. J.B. Housel chairman of the an­niversary committee presided.

'ween 15,000 and 20.000 birds. Robert Smith of New Bruns- I his will be one of the largest j wj[cj£) AV]10 js state councilor, C. squab farms in the state. Many, Arthur Seejle, of the state Appeal new buildings will be erected to committee and Morris Lunger, house the young pigeons. : pasj councilor of the Newark

The Hurley farm is situated lodge, were the speakers and on the 130 acre tract running'gave addresses wricli were fit- Jrom the banks at the very head ting to the occasion, of the river, almost opposite the George Longstreet of 135 Ab- wireless plani. The section is h0tt avenue, Ocean Grove was known as “The Garden of the {jie wjnner of the barrel of flour Gods” ft runs north and west whjch the lodge disposed of. to the Glendola road. Much of Thellodge realized a goodly sum 'he fend is uncleared, and it has for |ts efforts, the money will :>een a favorite spot for camp- j3e USed to purchase initiation ■ ■rs\ Many Tndi^n rolics. as i suits for the degree team, well as bones of denarted red-, •

Traub Brothers have comple­ted Yaffee’s new building on F street Mr. Yaffee will open up his kosher butcher shop sometime in April.

Tickets tire selling fast for the Movie Show to be held in the Belmar Theatre on March 24th. under the auspices of the Union No. 1 fire company.

—o—A cake sale will be held to­

morrow in the A. & P. store.

Having reached the limit of; the pumping capacity of the [ old fire engine which is being, used by him to sink the piling! for the bulkhead along Ocean avenue, Contractor Proctor, thru Councilman Zizinia, re- qusted the councilman Tuesday evening to allow him to use the water from, the fire hydrants until he can install a pumping station with a greater capacity and which will.be able to use wat^r from the, ocean instead of Silver lake, as bad to be done with the fire engine Councilman Zizinia stated that

lie thought it wise to grant the request in order not to delay the progress of the work. After

, some deliberation as to how re­gulate the charge for the water- Council graVited fflp r^tuiesL,

CfVuricilmtin Ziz'iriia reported that the Mercer Construction comnany exnected to start working on the new concrete road by April 1. They will, according to present nllans, start, at First avenqe and excav'ate tlie west side of the road from the middle to the curb and go as far as Tenth avenue and then work b;Vck on the east side of the road and then work in the same manner from Tenth avenue to the Spring lake line. Bora Clerk Frecl V. Thompson

told council that die three mem­bers of the fire companies ap­pointed to meet with tho fire, chief and Councilman King to j decide, upon a better fire allarm were George Hausotte from tliej Goodwill company. W. A. Rob-j inson of the Union company j and Clarence Stines of the; hook and ladder company.

------ ------ |HELP THE MILLIONS OF

STARVING JEWS

OF THOMAS MURPHYPioneer Citizen Passes away

after a two years illness Many attend funeral y

this Morning. X

Captain Bailey expresses the -viewpoint of the pound fisher­men, as he has gathered it from them, on sea fishing. First lie favors pound net fishing, be­cause otherwise the cost of fish would be prohibitive to the ordinary person. Eliminate the pounds, and depend only on ban (Mine catches, as the sports-! man and angelers keep demand] ing. said Captain Bailey, would be to cut the supply of food , fish to virtually nothing, and ma< then the price of meats and

Dildine & Dildinc will shortllv move into their new quarters on Ninth avenue.

Pete Egenolf is exnected home today from DcLand, Florida- ^

^After snending the winter at TVnville. N .T., Mi's. William Denial's will return tomorrow to her home in 313 Fourth ave­

nue. ’■ ■—o—•

B. Busch of F street, has pur­chased a property at 609 16th avenue from Mr. Bennett.

—o—Today is St. Patrick’s Day.

More, than 100 couples en­joyed the- invitation ball given in the Chamberlain Ha'll last night bv the Knight’s of Pythias

being

skins, have been uncovered on fhf» site.

Tlie Hurlevs originally con­ducted a dairy farm.

FIRST M. E. CHURCH

DRUNK COSTS HIM $24

Rev. H. Haney is back from conference and will preach both morning and evening.

His morning theme will be “What will we do this year.”?

The subject of the evening sermon will be “The Old Testa-

’ranged before Mayor William Ramford and fined $24, which included hospitafl and hack charges.

FOR RENT —Apartment, Four rooms and bath; electric light and gas. Apply on premises.

8th ave.

It would be much stronger were it not that the combination of fish wholesalers, and the ex­tremely high of handling food fish, coupled with the waste in distribution and marketing from spoilage, keep the retail

, c ^ u , . o oa v Torice of fish to such « high■ph Sunday school at 2.30. Young | figure, he says, ar- People’s meeting at 7

After spending a night in the Ann May hospital, Spring Lake where he was taken after he had been arrested Tuesday night ment.”bv Officer John GifTord who de- Special music by the chorus clared he found him helnlesslv choir, drunk on Sixth avenue, Joseph Murphv of Lakewood was

I .ester Hayes is erecting a home in Thirteenth avenue.

E ‘onsive repairs isin the Eleventh Avenue

Syne 'ogue. Cohen k Bunin

other foods would be ‘hit |(1i(1 ,he decoraUng- doubly, losing his fish and hav-| ■ 0ing to pav more for the substi­tute. This is a strong argu-; ment in favor of the pound, and Cannot be well answered—at least he has never heard it met.

'fhe word Jew first occurs in 2 Kings 16:6 and was used lo distinguish the men of Judah from the seceeding ten tribes who revolted under the reign of Rehoboam son of Solomon. The seceeding ten tribes hence­forth used the word Israel. If the Jews of today are descend­ants of Judah, we have all rea­sons to help them in their need. Why?

Are you a Jew? Then remem­ber your glorious future God has revealed a wondrefuf! Plan in your Prophecies. Read Dan­iel. Isaiah.

Are. you a Christian? What do you owe to the Jews? What was Jesus? A Jew. Read the first chapter of St. Matthew, and see the first verse ■'r'vn that He was a son of David. What do you owe to the Jew St. Paul? You know that a thousand volumes could not tell all that that Great Jew did for you. He was a real Jew for he was of the tribe of Beniamin the onlv full tribe that remained with Judah faithful to king Rehoboam.

Then there has been strong proofs brought out by Mr. Hines that the Anslo-Saxon race arc the Lost Ten Tribes. Surely the Jews can Claim as well as need our sympathetic hdp.

HENRY FRANCIS ADAMS

Belmar mourns the loss of ihomas J. Murphy, one of the Boro’s pioneer citizens, who died at his home oh Fifth ave­nue and F street, on Monday evening of complication of dis­ease . Funeral services were, held at the home this morning at the St. Rose’si church.

Father Grady of HolmdeJ, former rector of St. Rose’s eburch and Father O’Hara of Bradley Beach officiated. In­terment was made in St. Mary’s cemetery, ISordentown, by Un­detaker Thomas R. Hardy.

The deceased was 68 years of age, and had been ill for two years prior to his death, altlio lie was confined to his bed for only a counle of days. He ramp here from Bordonfown 30 years ago and established the Belmrtr Casino at Fifth avenue and F . street and ajlso.a hotel in West Belmar. He was one of the first director*!1 pf the' First National bank, a trustee of St. Rose’s church and president of the Casino Ice. company, which he, established in March 1920, a short time before he was seized with tlie illness that resulted in his death. He was also a mem­ber of the Asbury Park Elk’s and the Holy Name society of St. Rose’s church. Ref ore coin­ing to Belmar he was a council­man of Bordentown for eight years.

Besides his wife, Margaret Murphy, he is survived bv two sons, John G. Murphy and Thomas P. Murphv; four dau­ghters, Miss Eulalia Murnhy, Mrs. Thomas Bankins. Mrs. Frank Nolan and Mrs. George Royal, all of Belmar. and a sis- ier Mrs. John H. Mannix of Bordentown.

D. BARR WINS PRIZE

Belmar was represented at the fourth annual Masque and Purim Ba|ll given in the Asbury Park ly nch Casino under the auspice' of the Asbury Park Y. M. H. A David Barr was am­ong the pi /e winners. He im­personated the late Bert W il­liams and s^^ed with his fun-

.'motions. Parr worked hard for his nrize and never once did he fall down, in imitating the great colored comedian.

Fred Rennick, “Tlie Kewrpie Doll” was awarded tenth prize. It was $2 50. The weeys and wails of Fred, who was dressed in short dresses and little, babv socks, could not be stooped even with the bottle of milk he carried about his neck on a string.

SUNSHINE COMMITTEE

The Square Fellows Social \ Club are planning to hold a j dance in the Belmar Casino on April Sth.

—o—Councilman Philander F. j

Betts’s speach featured the or-, ganization of a Rutger’ club at Asburv Park, this week.

THOMAS R. HARDY, Funeral: Director. 803Vb F street, Bel­mar. Phone 928. Open day and night.__

NOTICE — o—

Several rumors have been started in and about Belmar that I am discontinuing my trucking business and leaving shortly for the West. These statements are absoutely un­true- and I am better equipped at the present time to take care of my customers than in the past seasons.

W. Raymond Naylor

FINED FOR SPEEDING

: A a special meeting Monday ! of the executive committee of j the Belmar Coast branch of I the International Sunshine soc­iety, Meld at the l"",eie of Mrs.Ethel Hutain, ?? ‘ • ivenuc the following e mmiiter chair­men were named: '.ieiet;n, Mrs. Ethel Hutain a lid MH. William Hurley; book. Miss Anne \Vv- koff; Behne.r ; dmriiions to home, Mrs. Edward Thorne; Asbury Park.donations to home Mrs. LeP.ov Thomas1; ‘hospital Mrs. William Frih: •mirc.!w«:'~'» Mrs. E R Smock; Belmar sick and shutins, Mrs. Arthur Hone nublicity. Mi's. Harry Harsin Following the meeting the host­ess served refreshments.

Everybody welcome.

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PAINTING—All kinds of naint- >ins done reasonably. The best materials used. A. Brunt & Son 18th Ave. and White street.

CLEANING—Mr. Louis Heck­man, formerly of Montclair, is now located at 1201 Bay View avenue, Belmar, N. J. he has had twelve years experience in House cleaning with both hand and electric vacuum cleaners, he is ready to make contracts for cleaning entire interior-of holism or Hotels and will cheerfully give estimates for doing the same.

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PAINTING AND PAPERHANGING AT

REASONABLE PRICES

ESTIMATES CHEERFULLY GIVEN

CtU A R A N T E E P A T N T O O ;BTTNXN, Prop.

B e l m a r , 3ST. J7 0 6 IS T in t t iL

Douglas Cross of Loch Arbi r, v as arrested for speeding on F '•freet. Cross was arraigned Fefore Recorder J. House’ and fined; /$15. Beware speeders, sav we.

SEE C„ D.CONTRACTOB and BUILDER

Tie will save vou money when you build your house. Plans drawn and estimates cheerfully given.

r tv COLLISON 1201 Bayview Avcnu Belmar

NEW TRACKS

O f f i e : (;f the Atlantic Coast ITeeiric Company stated todav, that work will ! eg.n at once in putting new rafts Vs F street, between Shark Kner Bridge and Sixteenth avenue.

OVTSIl'E SAT F.Sr.iFN W\ \ «*- ed to sell furniture and kindred lines. Applicant must have good knowledge of furniture anl preferably of linens and housefurnishings. Good salary and bonus. Steinbach Co., As­burv Park.

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THE COAST ADVERTISER. BELMAR, N. i. FRIDAY, MARCH 17, 1922

IH E COAST ADVERTISERLOUIS BARR

Owner and Publisher

Publication Office and Plant 704 Ninth Avenue, Belmar, N. J.

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FLAPPERS

Some peopjle inquire as to th; meaning of the slang express­ion “flapper,” applied recently to young girls of a certain type.

One explanation is that it arose from the slipshod habit affect­ed by many of these youngsters of leaving their overshoes un­

buckled, so that they flap as they walk. But as these girls were call led flappers in England long before this notion, became a fade, this cannot bo the true explanation.

The dictionary defines a “flapper” as a young bird which has not yet learned to fly. Pro­

bably the sportsmen originated j this slangy use of the word, as j the first efforts of these girls to j fit into their places in the world j might remind one of the first! flights of the game birds-

The older crowd should not speak too disparingfly of the flapper. She does not have the elusive charm of a former gene­ration, wlien the shrinking vio­let type was idealize] by women.

The mdoerrf flapper is train­ed to make her way in the busi­ness world, and hence is more self assertive. But she has enthusiasm and activity, which are qualities that win friends.

Now if these flappers will listen to wise advice from their mothers, aid not pursue the male animajl too aggressively, they should come out resource-- ful women who will accompo- lish much in (life.

People who have been fritter­ing away time in foolish and costly amusements can often be induced to get out int the nice spring weather, and plant flow­ers andshrubbery. The more

! they dig in their gardens and the more theydevelop plants and foliage that please the eye and win the admiration of their neighbors, the keener their en­joyment of such rewarding pur­suits. Their efforts add to the value of their real estate, and contribute to the advancement of their community.

The effort for improvement should find expression not merely on private property, but in some development that shall belong to all the people of Bel­

mar.More parks and playgrounds

are neerer. If it would seem too expensive to improve them after purchasing the land, communi­ty work days could be appointed when people could be persuaded to get out and do the required grading and plant trees and shrubbery. In many jilaces such efforts have Hot merely provid­ed a great public improvement, but they have promoted good fellowship and community spirit by engaging people in common enterprise. Efforts Uke these have transformed many cities during recent years, and given them a wide reputation as centers of cuture and fine adornment.

CSiildren Cry for Fletcher’s

C O P Y R IG H T 1922

The FAT M A N has promised the Editor that he will make this corner the brightest and

happiest epot in the whole paper. The PAT M AN is glad to have his readers send him bits of

humor, Iimcneks and clever paragraphs—those things tliat put everyone in high, good humorand leave one all chuckling inside. The newer, the better, and he will pay at the rate of one

dollar a piece for them when suitable for his corner. Unusable contributions will not be

returned unless accompanied by addressed stamped envelope. The PAT M AN Editorial Dept., National Pictorial News, Washington, D. C.

Monthly pains,— neuralgic, sciatic and rheumatic

pains, headache, backache and all other aches are quickly re­lieved by

Dr. Miles’ Anti-Pain PillsContain no dangerous habit-

forming drugs. Why don’t you try them?

Ask your druggist

Mr. Bibbles—“I never saw the The meanest man lias been' equal of those Jagsbys next found He married a home door, lhey are always borrow- „• , . x , ,ing something. We have lent f rl lo save expenses, took her them everything except the * ° .r a slreet car ride as a bridal j piano and our twin beds.” triiP’ b°ught her a nifcklle’s worth

_ of stick candy for a wedding IMrs. Bibbles— “I ’m sorry present, and then suggested that!

you re wrought up. Mr. Jags- they save it for the children, by has just sent over to know ‘ __N y Tribune!

‘‘Don’t say it!” J “Well Bill,” asked a neighbor“If you have a few empty “hear the boss has a fever, I

bottles you can spare, pint or how’s bis temperature today?”

qU“OutSof'my way, woman! I’ll . h^ d ™ n matched his |take them over myself.’” ,!,ea .. , .ni/' lo.

r> o' n A/f • he replied, he died las night, i -B . & 0. Magazine: - Victorian

The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has beea in use for over thirty years, has borne the signature of

and has been made under his per­sonal supervision since its infancy. Allow no one to deceive you in this.

All Counterfeits, Imitations and “ Just-as-good ” are but Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and Children—Experience against Experiment.

r W h a t i s CASTORIACastoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other nmcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. For more thxa thirty years it has been in constant use for the relief of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic and Diarrhoea; allaying Feverishness arising therefrom, and by regulating the Stomach and Bowels, aids the assimilation of Food; giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children’s Comfort —The Mother’s Friend.

GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS

As she stifled a yawn- she The editor of a newspaper asked sweetly: “Is your watch that had adopted phonetic going, George?” spelling, in a measure, received

“Yep,” answered George. 11 postal card from an old suh- “How soon?” scriber which read as follows.

—Punch Bowl „ “T hev tuk your, paper for leven years, but if you kant snel enny better than you have

A negro was trying to saddle been doin fur the las to months

In Use For Over 30 YearsThe Kind You Have Always Bought

_____________________T H g C g N T A U H C O M P A N Y , M E W Y O R K C I T Y ,

a mule.“Does the beast ever kick

you?” asked a bystander.“No, sar boss, he don’t ncvah

kick me, but he frequent kicks where ah jes been.”

—The GJcaner( * * *

Captain (sharply)— “Button up that coat.”

Married Recruit (absently) “’Yes, my dear.”

—Awgwan

von mav jest stoppM. I f

Victorian :

Doctor: “There’s absolutely! nothing .the matter with you madam.

You should seek quiet for a while.”

She: But. doctor, look at my tongue.”

“The same, applies to your! tongue..”

—Kansas Citv Star !

INSURANCE bONDS REAL ESTATE

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Student at the station— “Bve j Dad- and don’t forpet to write! * sa>r' man, 1 need fifty j if it’s onlv a check.” j dollars badlv, and haven’t the

—Cornell Widow where to get it.”“Glad to hear it. T thought

; perhaps you had an idea you An optimist is a fellow who could borrow it from me.”

never realizes what’s coming to I —Puckhim. J * * *

My bonnie leaned over the gas i NOT LIKE HER

*anHvn . “What dirtv hands you haveTiie height of the contents1 - J

to see;He lighted a match to ass is t

him;O, bring back my bonnie to

me.

—Oregon Teacher’s Monthly

Johnnie, said the teacher. What would you say if I came to school like that?”

“I woufidn’tsay nothing,” re­plied Johnnie, “I’d be too polite.

—Delinator

Burglary Insurance inspires a feeling of confidence and security, whether you are away or at home. We are prepared to write it for you at very reasonable rates.

HONCE & DuBOISBELMAR, N. J.

oasted

SPRING IMPROVEMENT CAMPAIGN

Notice this delicious flavor when you smoke Lucky Strike — it’s sealed in by the toasting process

The spring is a time of the year when it is easy to promote improvements. 'Hie return of ihe sun, the cheerful birds song the revival of nature shovfld fill people with renewed energy.

Many folks who ordinarily are indolent about anuel labor can be interested at this period to clean up their places and to make them more attractive.

This spurt of energy may be temporary. But iit can be organ­ized and encouraged so as to

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WITH SAGE TEAA S tuden t Telephone Operator H earing Her O w n Voice

If Mixed with Sulphur Darkens so Naturally

Nobody can Tell.

It

The old-time mixture of Sage Tea and Sulphur for darkening gray, streaked and faded hair la grand - mother’s recipe, and folks are again

. •, i using it to keep their hair a good,create permanent gains toward i even color, which is quite sensible, as

we are living in an age when a youth­ful appearance Is of the greatest ad-order and beauty.

First comes the idea of neat­ness.

vantage.„ . , Nowadays, though, we don’t have

All kinds Ot refuse tend the troublesome task of gathering theIn in 1 rlr vni-rk ! Bas® and the mussy mixing at home,to accumulate in oack yai CIS AU drug storea sell the-ready-to-u.nethrough the winter. Some folks 1 product, improved by the addition of

° . . . _ other ingredients, called Wyeth s Sagewould let it remain there mdefi‘ ;and Sulphur Compound.” It is very

. if *1________ popular because nobody can discovernitelv if they A\ere not prodded,^ been applied, simply moistento move it. Clean Up Days! y°ur c°™b « a soft brush with it and

tt 1 -ct i i , I draw this through your hair, takingand Clean Up Weeks have work i one small strand at a time; by morning

j n , a • 1 the gray hair disappears, but what de­ed marvels to improve Amen- j iighf3 (he ladies with Wyeth’s sagecan towns. Thev have turned a" d sulphur compound, is that, be-

j sides beautifully darkening the hair a multitude of hopeless looking after a few applications, Jt also p: o- . . j , . , i duces that soft lustre and appearance

streets and homes into Sprune' of abundance which is so attractive.and smart neighborhoods that This ready-to-use preparation is a de- d iju b in a i i iw i^nvuinouuty , m ar lightful toi[et renuisite for those whogive an impression of efficiency desire a more youthful appearance. It

, ‘ is not intended for the cure, mitiga-and SUCCCSS. , tion or prevention of disease.

Fifteen million times a day tele­phone operators and telephone users in New York City pronounce telephone numbers. That means fifteen million chances to affect the handling of calls for good or ill. Do you wonder that telephone operators must be carefully trained in voice expression and enun­ciation?

Before she begins work as a full- fledged operator she attends the com­pany’s regular training course, where voice cultivation, as wejl as telephone operating, is taught.

Some ve?v interesting work has been done recently by the supervisory and Instructing forces of the Telephone Company’s Traffic Department to de­velop enunciation methods; and a gen­eral campaign is under way to increase accuracy and operating efficiency by improved enunciation.

The use of a recording phonograph ts the most popular feature of these meetings. Each person has an oppor­tunity to enunciate telephone numbers of different kinds into the machine, and a few minutes later she and all the others have the unique experience of hearing her voice and enunciation re-

"produced. And what a revelation it is !There is a preliminary drill in pro­

ducing the sounds which *uake np the

enunciation of tiie ten; digits. This re­quires the proper use of the tongue, lips and teeth. Later the stllestrip method of saying telephone numbers is taken up. This method provides for a slight pause between the stilestrip, or hundredths part of the number, and the remaining part; as “One; two (pause), six, three:”

If all telephone users would realize the necessity for careful, clear enunci­ation of central office names and num­bers, the effect would instantly be ap­parent to them in the increased success of their telephone talking. Many tele­phone users already realize the need for care in pronunciation and the in­creasing co-operation between tele­phone user and telephone operator is one of the most satisfactory features of the service.

American women, foreigners say, are the most attractive looking in the world. This praise, however, is some­times followed by a polite criticism of our voices and manner of speech.

We all know the tricks our ears play on us (and our speech, too, for that matter) when we use the telephone, and of how the proper enunciation of a central office name and telephone number insures for us good and quick telephone service.—The Telephone Re­view, N. X.

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pastor.Preaching service*, at 19.45

A. M. and 7.30 P. M. Junior Endeavor meeting at 10.15 A. M. and Sundaf School at 2.30 P. M.

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Twelfth Avenue BaptistCorner of F street. Pastor,

Henry Francis Adams, M. A.Sunday School 9:45. Morning

Worship 10:45. Evening service at 7:30.

First Methodist EpiscopalCorner of 7th and D streets Rev. D. Roe Haney, Pastor- Sunday School 2 30.

Worship 10.30 A. M. and 7.30 P M. Strangers welcome-

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First Baptist Chnrch First Baptist church, N in tl avnue

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Preparations for the Armistice Day event began on October 2. Olympic Part. Newark, was used as u demon­strating and trial station. The early part of this period was taken up with Installations of various kinds, which Included transforming the crypt of

the amphitheater at Arlington Into a long control room for the amplifying apparatus. Nearly fifty men were at work In the control room during the exercises.

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All druggists. Circulars free.P. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.

Mt. Olive Baptist Church Mt. Olive Baptist Church, Seven­

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St. Rose’s Catholic Church St- Rose’s Catholic—Seventh

avenue and E street, Rev. W il­liam J. McConnell, L.L.D. pas­tor. Masses, Sundays at 8.00 and 10.00 a- m. Weekdays at7.00 a. m. First Friday at 7.00 a. m. Benediction Sundays at3.00 D- m. Confessions, Sat­urday from 4 to 5.30 and 7.30 to 8.30 p. m.

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THE COAST ADVERTISER, BELMAR, N. J. FRIDAY, MARCH 17, 1922

Ordinance No. 137, Boro of Belmar, N. i.

SALARIES AND WAGESAN ORDINANCE-: TO FIX THE SALARIES AND WAGES

OF VARIOUS OFFICIALS, CLERKS AND EMPLOYEES.

. T iis, ordinance; /shpU bQCpjiic effective when passed and published according to law. .N \unuo

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Attest iFRED V. THOMPSON W ILIJAM B. BA^ifORD

Borough Clerk Mayor

"•Gee, there, must be a fire some place. Just look at that fellow run. By gosh! It must be a murder! Txjpk at that woman alter him. Think I’ll get

in on this, looks like some excitement in li’ll old B e l m a r today. All ha! Now he’s cornered! Good for him. I always like to see these villyuns get

their dues. I wonder if he’s going to be sued for breach of promise or—No, sounds worse than that The poor fellow, I certainly wouldn’t like to be in his boots. She looks murderous. .Ha! Now he’s getting the third degree. Wonder if I could get up close enough to find oSfc what it’s all about. This

post looks like a good place to hide behind. Watch me, kids, just watch me

get in on a real tragedy.” «Maiden—“So! I have caught you at last eh? I’ve lost your trail more

than once, young man, but you can’t fool me, I’m Sherlock Holmes himself,

I ’m—”

Pursued One—‘‘Please ma’am. I never; did nuthin’, honest 1 hever." Maiden—“Never did nuthin’? Say, didn’t you make me run the length

o f F S t r e e t? Didn’t yOu make hie lose my dignity, my breath, my— oh well, never mind, so long as I have you now, we shall proceed to business.” (Smiling sweetly). “I have a very good proposition to lay before you. young

man. How would you like to ma—

Pursyed One (weakly)—“How would I like to ma—”

Maiden--“Yes, how would you like to ma—Pursued One, (growing stronger)—“Nothing doing, young lady. Nothing

doing. You can’t force this bird to do anything against his will.”

M»idenrn‘,‘But-pI just wanted to ask you if you would ma-”Pursued. One (thunderously)-*—“No! I will not, do you hear me? Young

lady, and .you look very young at that, do you realize to what depths you have sunk when you go around pursuing men on the street and asking them

to—” i

Maiden—“Eh?”Pursued One—“I guess your mother doesn’t know you are out pursuing

innocent young’ men in this manner, asking them to—”Maiden“ ’‘Oli yes, she does. In fact this morning when I left the house

she said‘ to loae “ily darling', I Wish you all the luck in the wprld. When a daiaghter of mhii Works for Such a good cause, I ’m proud of her.”

PWstie<J One “Good cause/ I:--9ee here, young woman, if you don’t clear oiff, t shall tall that poiiteman over there to come and make yon.

i Mt^SlytlJ'f'oii!;!■ wotlia. rv'e'!feOen trying to catcli hrrn for a

wefeit. now; swift*'for'taR’* ‘ '(Fancy a policeman being.too swift).

Elx-lho lluM ' t ^ i f e f t . n g f n , you’re not sai'e aroundthis place, make your defriirtHrJKrt&ltl'J’ou may.” But I stuck being curious.

Pursued MaidenPursued One—“Well, I don’t care what you should like to do to him, but

into a

irsued One—“What,.himjTiWJ?” ¥ f _ J. „

liden—“Oh yej filgi to Cl f *3?irsued One—“Well, I don’t care what you should like to do to

I’ll tell you.oape and for all. I,> won’t allow any wjman to fo.'xe rje i

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a ticket for the dance we are putting on March 31stPursued One—“dance Oh, er—hum—er! Yes, of course, of course, hem!

Where did you say this ball was to be?”

Maiden—“At the Beliniv Casind, 'You know, it ’s the dance the Boys"‘Chib putting on.”

Pursued <Jne—(with a sigh of relief) “Oh, yes, of course, I’U take half

a dozen.” \

Maiden—“Thanks, I’m sorry I”—(catching sight of me behind that post)—

“Oh, by the way, how would you like to ma—” And I, smiling sheepishly, and kicking myself for a fool, did. Which goes to prove 'that one should never stand around behind posts looking for tragedies. Just as likely as not

they usually get involved in one themselves.

SHOOK HOSTESS

Miss Florence Schook -of 442Fifth Myenue- Avas bps less to the mehtBrr'M of the Wesftnin- ister guild last evening at her home. The evening \VaS .devgte(l for IheTtibst prtrt to dancing The Harmony . Six entertained with all the latest drthc& hits.

The guests werfe: Tlie Misses . Esther Robinson, Elsie Rankins, Alice Hopper, Aanes Hcndersott May HowcS, Hazel Woo-* lev. Gertrude Armek Mnbel Rabtock Sylvia Jacobson, Moriti Jacob­son- CMfton Fra zee, Archie Trv- insj,- Harry Henderson, Arthur Poole. Charles Lnftce, .Tosenb Hnn ley, Rfchard Hawley. Frank Vernov. Albert I-solfi. Chilson MVler nod Leonard .Tacobson.

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Broken Out Skin and Itching Eczema Helped Over Night

For unsightly skin eruptions, rash or blotches on face, neck, arms or body, you do not have to wait for re­lief from to-ture or embarrassment, ieclares a noted skin specialist Apply » little Mentho-Sulphur and improve­ment shows next day. _J;

Because of its germ destroying proji rties, nftthing Ins ever been found

to take the place of this sulphur prepa ration. The moment you apply it heal ing begins. Only those who have had unsightly skin troubles can know tin delight this Mentho-Sulpbm brirg; Even fiery, itching eczema is drier

right ’up *Get a small jar from any good

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after an Inside bath

Stores W an te dOne of the largest retail grocery cljain systems is now in the market for .additional locations within 50 miles of New York City (Greater New York, Long Island, Westchester, Connecticut and New Jersey).

When answering give exact location, size of store and basement, if any, length of lease and rental desired. Address '

P. O. Box 759,City Hall Station, New York, N. Y.

To look one’s best and feel one’s best is to enjoy an inside bath each morn­ing to flusti from the system the' pre­vious day's waste, sour fermentations

• and ppiponous toxins before It Is aW ■. sorbtd 4fito the blood,. Just as .coal, when'■It 'burns, leaves, behind a cer­tain arftount of incbtnbUsUSle material in,,th'e:iOfrtr of a'slies; so 'the food and drink taken each day leave In th®'ali­mentary organs a certain amount of indigestible material, which If not eliminated, form toxins and poisons tfhicb are Oifen auoke'd into tlie blood 'through t‘he very ducts which are in­tended to suck in only nourishment to sustain the body

If you want to see the glow of healthy bloom in your chceks, to seo your skin get clearer and clearer, you are told to drink every morning upon arising, a glass of hot water with a teaspoonful of limestone phosphate In it, which is a harmless means of wash­ings the waste material and toxins from the stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels, thus cleansing, sweetening and purifying the entire alimentary tract,- before putting more food into the stom­ach.

Men and women with sallow skins,' liver spots, pimples or pallid com­plexion, also those who wake up with a coated tongno, bad taste, nasty breath, others ’ . . o arc mothered with 'headaches, bilious spells, acid stomach or constipation should begin this phos- phated hot water drinking and are assured of very pronounced results in one or two weeks.

A quarter pound of limestone phos­phate costs very little at the drug store but Is sufficient to demonstrate that )just_ as soap and hot water) cleanses, 'purifies and freshens tho skiD on the outside, co hot water and limestone phosphate act on the insidel organs. We must always consider that internal sanitation is vastly more im­portant than outside cleanliness, be­cause the skin pores do not absorb impurities into the blood, while the bowel pores do.

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mHE Ford car is so simple in construction, so dependable in its action, so easy to operate and

handle that almost anybody and everybody can safely drive it.

The Ford Sedan, permanently enclosed with slid­ing glass windows, is cozy, and roomy—modest and refined--a car that you, your wife or daughter will be proud to own and drive.

And of course it has all the Ford economies of operations and maintenance.

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FRIDAY. MARCH 17, 1922 THE COAST ADVER'l SER RELMAR. N. J..

NtW BHUAUUASTIN8 1 j STATION WILL BE

BUILT IN NEW YORKHuge Telephone Building Chosen

as Originating Point for New Service.

A penult has been granted for the erection ot a wireless telephone brojid ousting station by the American Tele phone & Telegraph Company on the root of the twenty-four story ^penning building between Walker ami Lispe naril Streets, New York City. This building is 350 feel bigl) and rises eon splcuously above any other building in the Immediate neighborhood. The steel towers supporting the antenna will be 100 feet high

It Is expected that the work will be started at once and tliar the stations will be ready to begin operations in ! less than two months time

This wireless broadcasting station will be unique in many respects. This Important radio distributing station is to be equipped-with the lates: -i.• - >• -i> ments of Lhe Tlell System, including

One child is born here every 4 minutes.

A big ship arrives or leaves every 55 minutes.

One couple is married every 3 % minutes.

t)ne new building is completed every 21 minutes.

One new business is started every 25 minutes.

3,267 vehicles pass Columbus Circle every hour.

13,500 elevators carry 6,000,000 people each day.

238,440 eggs are eaten every hour.

$1,750,000 worth of food is con­sumed each dp.y.

New telephones are installed at

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day, more than h a lf representing

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T E L E P H O N E H E L P S T O R U N B IG L IN E R ;C A P T A IN S E N D S O R D E R S O V E R W IR E

54 YEARS ON POLES MAKES HIM "DEAN”

William Speicher, New Jersey Telephone Lineman, la CL.il

Active at 70.

Fifty-four years ago when the first telegraph lines were being projected through New Jersey, one William Speicher began his term of service as a lineman.

Now, although his years number more than threescore and ten, “BUI” still goes to work daily in Newark for the New York 'telephone Company, says The Telephone Review.

In the more than half century spent in the wire service “Bill’' has had many » thrilling experience and narrow

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Telephone Worker Meets Emer­gency Through Presence

of Mind.

Another New Jersey telephone man j ha# been instrumental in saving a life by applying his First Aid training in an emergency when ethers u ere powerless to help. Tie is Fred Wolf of New' Milford, N. .1., an installer in the Hackensack Central Office dis- j trlet. Bays the Telephone Review. New | York.

Wolf was travelling from his home . to Hackensack on an early train, which stopped at the River Edge station. ; There was a slight delay in starting

The W alker-Lispenard telephone

build ing in New Yodk city, where the

new broadcasting station will be lo­

cated. 1 ,j

the use of electrical filters and new methods, whereby, as the business growW, several wave lengths can be sent out simultanously from tiie same point, so that the receiving stations may listen at will to any one of the several services.

Service to Be Sold.

It will be unique in. smother respect, because it wilt In- the. first radio sta­tion for telephone broadcastings which will provide a means of distribution and will handle distribution of news, music, or other program on a commer­cial basis for such people as contract for this service.

The American Telephone & Tele­graph Company will provide no pro gram of its own. but -provide the chan­nels, through which anyone with whom it makes a contract can send out their own programs. .lust as the company leases its long distance wire facilities for the use of newspapers, banks and other concerns, so it wilt lease its radio telephone facilities and will not provide the matter which is sent out from this station. There have been many requests for sych a service, not only from newspapers and entertain­ment agencies, but also from depart­ment stores and a great variety of business houses who wish to utilize this means of distribution.

The new station fin the Walker-Lis­penard Building is designed to cover a region from 100 to 150 miles surround­ing New York City. However, under most favorable conditions. It might be heard for much greater distances, but even for its redesigned radius, it must be permitted to operate on a wave length free from other radio interfer­ence.

35,000 Receivers in Area

Within the area normally covered by this station there are now probably 35,000 receiving stations which would provide an audience for the lessees of the company’s radio service. In this same area there are over 11,000,000 people, so that should such service prove popular, it can reasonably be ex­pected that the number of receiving stations will be greatly increased.

This is a new undertaking in the commercial use of radio telephony and if there appears a real field for such service and it can be furnished suffi­ciently free from interference in the ether from other radio services, it will be followed as circumstances warrant by similar stations erected at iinpor-,. tanti centers throughout the Unitejl States by the American Telephone & Telegraph Company. As these addi­tional stations are erected, they c;>n be connected by the foil and long d' •••• wire£ of the Bell System so ui:; ;i any central pofnt. the same news. mu­sic or other program' can be Bfnt put simultaneously through all these sta­tions 'by wire and wireless with the greatest possible. c>coTioKiy and without interference.

W IL L IA M S P E IC H E R

TELEPHONE HELPS TO RUN BIG LINER

This remarkable photograph from the Telephone Review was taken at sea on board the S. S. Minnekahda of the American line from Ham­burg to New York.

Even in mid-ocean the telephone plays an important part. By tele­phone modern ships maintain communication between the engine room, the bridge, the Captain’s quarters, and ajl other parts of the ship.

The telephone in the engine room rings. The engineer answers. Over the wire comes the warning from the bridge “Wireless reports severe gales ahead! Lash down! Prepare below for rough weather!”

This photograph shows the engineer actually receiving such a message. Within, everything was made fast— and just in time, for the storm came as scheduled.

TELEPHONE WAREROOM IS LIKE OLD-FASHIONED GENERAL STORE

escape. He lives to ten about' them, but be doesn't TH"' t1i«? telling part.

In those early days the modem Safety First Code was a thing nn known.; risks were, part of the'game, and accidents- part of the winnings. Cpishes from the tops of telephone poles were expecled -and “ItiU” has had his share.

l ie t-mne. near, ending his career one (lay in 1898 when he fell from an im provised cable “buggy” to the ground striking a , high potential circuit line carrying 2,300 volts, on the way. Thai was the closest call “Bll" ever had arid would have sent a less hardy man to his last; resting pl,ace. He is s,tilI active, and lias rightly earned his tlfle "Dean of Linemen.”

He can still climb a pole with the best of them, arid although his pres ent duties' do not ’.vail him regularly into the fields of ascension, he can scamper up and down the chestnut staffs in the vicinity of Newark when­ever the occasion demands.

A T Y P IC A L T E L E P H O N E “G E N E R A L ST O RE

! "WHAT ARE THE WILD

WAVES SAYING?”

| This little ditty that 1 now pen, i Is dedicated to those men | Who daily gather 'round to crow

About their famous radio.The “Wireless Hug'' has hit tin’s town With its insidious bite.Ail males from ten to seventy-five Are hard at work each night.By day their talk is strange and weird. Detectors, tubes and stators.At lunch hour all the food they eai Is magnetic modulators.They start out with a simple set,Soon tune In W J Z,And as they hear those words in air Are filled with riotous glee.Then tilled with; aspirations high A de Forest soon to be They chuck their bed spring aerials For a long wire to a tree.A vacuum tube now soon appears With grid leaks and condensers;The bug has done its deadly;, work They’re Iiadio Experimenters.—W. D. Pomeroy In The Telephone Review.

A MECHANlfcAL TIP

Generous Old Lady (using telephone for first tinie4-to operator)—As you’ve been so nice and attentive, my dear, I’m putting an extra;nickel in the box i.-r 'iirself.—The Telephone Review.

On June 2, 1875, while experiment- I ing on his Harmonic Telegraph, Alex­

ander Graham Bell madethe discovery I that led to the construction of the first 1 speaking telephone.—The Telephone

Review! ‘ * i', -* *•.

It takes all sorts of materials to make up a telephone system, and In keeping these.' materials conveniently on band for its thousands of workers, the New York Telephone company has lo maintain regular stores whose con­tents are not unlike a magnified ver­sion of the old-fashioned general stAr«, and four thousand different kinds of telephone equipment find temporary lodging in a telephone storeroom in Brooklyn, says The Telephone Review. Of these four thousand kinds a two weeks’ supply is always kept In

sstock and replenished once a week. Barrels, boxes, crates, labeled corii- partments, racks, pans, carriers, every­where the eye turns; and all of them loaded with something. Labels on com­partments read : “Pings — anchors — tapes — knobs — screws — candles — blocks—mouth-pleces—cleats—” and so on, apparently indefinitely.

There Are No Delays “l’ou see,” says Charles A. Lunsman,

foreman of the storeroom, “It’s a matter of making . things systematic nnd smooth-running, so as not to waste the time of the installers. We get every­thing ready here; just so much of this and so many of that, according to what each Installer may need for his par­ticular job. These things are packed together, and one of a fleet of trucks delivers them to the installer at the precise place where his job is going to be. In the old days, the installers used to have to carry around all that stuff on their hacks from job to job, and If they ran out of anything, they had to come all the way back to the storeroom to get it. This system beats the old one all to pieces.”

In qne shelf there lie innumerable spools of colored wire, and no two uiolors the same. “Different colors for different kinds of .work,” explains Mr. Lunsnpin, “we have single rotor, double

barrels, and in the barrels thousands of insulators, carefully , packed in ex­celsior. Two thousand of them are fused in a week, and costing as they do six cents apiece—about the same price as that luxurious commodity, a fresh egg, they are handled like eggs, with care.

Think What This Means But like everything else, this imagi-

• nation-compelling storeroom reaches Its full significance only when its part in relation to the whole system is con­sidered. Through storerooms similar to this pass such quantities of mate­rial for telephone use that to consider them iif the mass makes one’s brain reel; Of wire there are over 25,000,000 miles In use in the Bell system, enough to coll around the earth 1,000 times. The "onduits of the entire system would go almost seven times through the earth from pole to pole. There

irare enough telephones in use to en close Lake Erie and Lake Ontario and of telephone poles there are 14,000,000 —enough to build a stockade along the land boundary between th« United States and Canada.

F R E D W O L F

the train, and on looking from the win­dow, Installer Wolf saw an excited crew'd gathering near the front of the

! train,; .. Leaving the car to see what caused | the excitement, he learned from a boy that the train had cut off"a man's leg. Wolf’s Firfit: Aid, Jastinst sprang' to the fore. Making his way into. th,e .center of the crowd, Wolf found Anthony

, Stanley of River . Edge, an employee in a Hackensack . factory, suffering

i from a crushed leg which was bleeding j profusely. No one among the spec­tators seemed to know how to deni with the emergency.

| Seizing a pick-jixe handle, Wolf j made an improvised tourniquet, by which he shut off the flow of blood above the victinrs knee. In the ihean-

| time, the track was' cleared and the train proceeded. When medical aid

i arrived, Stanley was able to be moved [ to a hospital for treatment. The physi- i cian declared that if Wolf had not had I the presence of mind to render First

Aid in such a successful manner, the victim might have died from less of blood. Only the night before he had

| received First Aid instructions in the use of the tourniquet.

W hat a Screwdriver Can Do

pry open

A Voice

A voice across the telephone can make or mar the day.

Be careful of the tone you use, and think on what you say.

Your pleasant smile cannot be seen or known your kindly heart,

For people on the telephone are often miles apart.

The Girls who answer Central have a score of lines to mind,

Mistakes are sure to happen so be patient and be kind.

For life is like a garden where our daily acts are grown,

And as nature has ordained it we will

color, and tri color wires. There are „ reap as we iia\e sown., „ i . „ . So sow a smile and reap a smile andforty-five combinations, all in all, and . , . .. _ _ ... ‘

Manicuring, ti*.l.Chi'sel split wood.Crowbar to lift boxes,

cases, and windows, etc.Hammer—-using the handle as a

mallet.Scraper—removing paint, removing

chewing gum from soles of shoes.Tire iron—removing, placing pneu­

matic tires.Paddle—for mixing paints.Putty knife.Prying lids from friction-top cans, or

plug holes In milk cans.Removing tacks.Reamer for enlarging holes.Making holes in wood for starting

screws.Ice pick.Tool for insertion in electrical light

sockets to see if there is juice i>9 tie line.

Removing caps from bottles.Toasting fork *As a gardener’s tool, planting and

cultivating.Jimmy (opening desks).My goodness, yes! also to drive and

remove screws.—The Telephone Re­view, New York.

they are arranged into .what we call a Color Code. This color code helps immensely to avoid confusion in wir­ing connections, and makes the wires easy to trace in case of trouble. 'We

■ have to keep lots of wire,” he went -p. “because switchboard jobs eat up (fioiit a milli 'n feet just on inside con-■tections alone.” k ^ _;Noar the heaps of wirf jir.e.jif

in the end you’ll find That nothing gains fnore victories than

the art of being kind.—Exchange.

She: My pa’s an engineer. He makes telephones!

He: That’s nothing. My pa’s a com­muter. be makes two -trains tfa:/!-r-The tfifi.4ph; »e ftevifewy

Americans GreatestUsers of Telephone

The extent to which tiie people use the telephone, as measured by the number of calls per person during the year, is a reliable index of the tele­phone development of a country. For - the United States the average number \ of calls made during 1920 per person was 172. Of ail the European coun- I tries, Denmark comes first with 120 ! talks per person For Germany the | number is 53,-for .Switzerland 30. for • Great Britain 19, for France 13. and j for Belgium, TO. It is interesting and

I significant that in Denmark „about ft."| per cental f-all the telephones are now - I operated under private ownership. ;

vYliile in the. ot,her European fMmtries ! I i^Rflonntf fhe^&prviee i.% < ieri.(>jd by ? "tl>*> govdknment.

1 I ' i ' V v <

When it snows in New York City, there’s a different effect oij the papu-j lace than when a filizzard hits Water-’ town, for instance. Up-state New York; accepts the blizzard as a part of the! winter’s due, plows off the sidewalks and crossings, and then rides in sleighs and bob-sleds in the streets. But in the metropolis there are no sleighs, and the streets must be kept open for the ever-present automobile.

Hence upwards of 12,000 men are called out by the department of street cleaning for a quick-action clean-up of the city’s streets, and in this process of gathering the clans of white wings the telephone plays no small part.

It is early morning and, inside, New York City sleeps, dreams, and turns over, oblivious of the fact that while it slumbers tiny snow flakes have be gun to fall, silently covering the roofs and window sills and sidewalks with a soft film of white.

City Won’t Be Tied UpThe flakes grow larger, nnd fall more

thickly, and a chance pedestrian but­tons his ulster around his neck and prophecies that by morning the city will be tied up.

But in this he is mistaken, for on guard during the night there has been one who noted the faliing snow, and reported it. The Weather Bureau pre­dicted it, and the Snow Removal Bu­reau Is waiting for it. A telephone call brings the news to the Bureau's 6-ex­tension switchboard in the Municipal Building, and immediately wires are humming with messages of mobiliza­tion to that enormous force of men that holds itself [n readiness for just such an emergency.

Snow Forces NotifiedOver its switchboard the Bureau

notifies, all of its 27 districts each of which is in turn cut up into four sections, to get its men and equipment ready to clear snow, and by 5:30 A. M. everything is in readiness for mobiliz­ing 7,000 extra men within twenty minutes after call. Besides these 3,000 regular sweepers and 2,000 drivers for­th e liOo* pieces Of mcftor eqv.Jptuent, 600 horse drawn vehicles j»nd the neces­sary shovels are also waiting orders to start work. In the meantime transit lines and railroads have also been busy, and by 6 yYlogk sweepers are operating, on a special schedule to keep the tracks clear. Tllis quick work means that New York City’s 6*000,000 mouths wSll. be fed ,and food supplies kept inovirig'^o that they will reaclT neighborhood distributors. Per­ishable goods will reach their destina­tion before being damaged. People will be able to report for business at the usual hour, and millions of dollars in time and trade will be saved.

-The telephone figures large in the accomplishment of this, for time means money, if tiie snow removal is started before the snowfall gets headway, all is apt to be well, but if snow Is allowed to pile up on New York’s thirty-three million or more square yards of pavement, the chances are that the city will have to stop opera­tions for -some time.

Operates Like Army SystemEach city district and section has

its headquarters and superintendent where equipment is stationed, divided up according to the Importance of the locality from a traffic standpoint. Each piece of equipment has its own men, who are thoroughly familiar with the' streets which fall to their share to clear, and they are well drilled in how to do their work. At a moment's notice they can mount their chariots and start war against this silent ally of Jack Frost. These men know the streets, places to dump the snow, et cetera, for most of them are employed on the regular ash removal work. If snow begins to fall when they are out on the job, they report immediately to headquarters and await orders, which comes from main headquarters in the Municipal Building.

If the snow starts to fall at night, the Headquarters officials notify the police stations, which in turn pass the word along to the patrolmen. Accord­ing as each of these calls police head­quarters every half-hour, he is asked to report for his list -of snow removal employees, on file at the police station to which he is attached. Reporting, he is given cards on which appear the names and addresses of the workers on his beat. Within two or three hours he has carried the welcome or un­welcome news to the men, who cut short their slumbers and join the army of snow workers.

Whether it is an open winter or a stormy one, the system is there, ably assisted by the telephone and works almost automatically for the welfare of the metropolis.

To Be or Not to Be—Jake“Hello! That you, Jake?”“?e», dis is Jake.”“It doesn’t sounfl like Jake.”“Yes, dis- is Jake spicking.”“Are you sure this is Jake.”“YES, dis is Jake.”“This is Sam. Lend me $50.”“All right I tell him ven he cornea

in.’’ The Telephone Review.

Wrong Wire , Wrecked Motorist (phoning)—Send assistance at once. I’ve turned turtle.

Voice (from the other t-r.d)—My dear sir,; this is si-garage. „V it you want is an aqdaTlum.

The Telephone Review.

! g HEfUFF'S SALE—By virtue I of a writ of fi fa. to me directed,| issued out of thc Court of Chan­cery of the Shite of New Jersey will be exposed to sale at pub­lic vendue, on

! MONDAY, tlie 20th DAY of MARCH, 1922

I between the hours of 12 o’clock land .") o’clock, (at One o’clock), in Ihe afternoon of said day, at the Court House, in the Boro

I of Freehold, County of Mon- ! mouth, New Jersey, too satisfy i a decree of said Court, aniount- i ini* to approximately $1,463.00. j All the following tract or par- j ecl of land and premises herein- j after particularly described, sit- j uate, lying and being in the | Township of Wa?l, in the Coun- , tv of Monmouth and State of New Jersey, at West Belmar, and comprising lots No. 1 and 2 and the land adjacent thereto on the southerly side thereof, as shown upon a map of the “Walling Tract.” at West

| Ocean Beach, (now Belmar) which said map is fded in the

i Clerk’s Office of said County ; under date of November 14th. 1883, and more particularly de­scribed as follows:

Beginning at an ironstake, on j the westerly curl) line of the 1 urnpike road, now known as “H” street, distant twenty (20) feet southerly from (he center line of Sixteenth Avenue a« now laid over thence; (1) wesf-

jwardly parallel with the center ; line of Sixteenth Avenue which | a',lso has bearing, by magnetic needle of North, seventy-five degrees and thirty-five minutes

! west, one hundred and forty* eight (148) feet, to an iron stake

j set for the northeast corner of lot number two (2) of said lots, now belonging to Cortlandt Clayton; thence (2) southward- lv along the easterly line there-

■ of, which bears south fourteen j degrees and fifty-six minutes i West, one hundred and fiftv- three and one-tenth feet (1531- 10) more or less, to an iron

; stake set for a comer, in the i northerly line, of Hands, now or foimerlv belonging to the estate of James W. Wight; thence (3) along said line, east- wardjy by a course North, eighty-five degrees and twenty- eight minutes east, one hundred and fifty-one and eighth-tenths (151 8-10) feet, more, or less, to an iron stake, at the westerly curb line of “H” street aforesaid thence (4) northwardlv alon<* the same, which said line is ap­proximately the westerly line of the “Turnpike” as originally

I laid out and used, the course of the same bearing north seven-

. teen degrees and thirty-six : minutes east, one hundred and (four (104) feet more or less to Ihe point of Beginning, Except­ing and reserving thereout and therefrom a strip of land ailong tho southerly side of Sixteenth a^nue, which in the above tract was formerly called “King Street”, intended to be used for the purpose, of widening said avenue or street in accordance with a return of same made in 1883 and dulv recorded in the said Clerk’s Office, also a strip of land about seven feet in w idth along the westerly side of

! “H” (formerly Turnpike Road),! both of which foregoing des­cribed strip of land are to be lupt onen for the purpose' of

' sitlewjlks or parks, as a nart of I the above named Sixteenth ave- ! nue and “IF Street respectively:

Being the same premises con­veyed to the said So'! onion Weinstein bv Rudolph V. Ktlse" In deed dated June 1, 1015. and recorded in the Monmouth County Clerk’s Office.

The above described property is situated on thc sputhwest

j corner of 16th Avenue and “H ’ j Street. Township of Wall. Bel- ! mar, N. J.

Seized as the property of Solomon Weinstein et. a'ls. taken in execution at the suit of Rudolph V.. Kuser, and to be sold bv

WALTER H. GRAVATT.Sheriff

Dated. Feb. 20. 1922.lohn T. Van Cleef. Solicitor

$34.00

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T H I S U J M T E f c D O E S N 'T

P U T H I S T H U M 8 IN ^ t h e s o u p :

SUB-PRIMARY

R ipley Rurger, Junior Brice, Robert Crovvthcr.s,A b r a h a m Maltzman, Wheeler Wooster, Albert Tomjlinson, Russel Brunt. Miriam Heyniger.

Anna M. Antonides, Teacher

FIRST GRADE

Harry Becker, Willis Bloodgood. Junior Helbig, Austin Heyniger, Robert Matthews, Henry Wooley Eva Estelle, Althea Hay- hurst.

SECOND GRADE

Eleanor A. Miller, Teacher Jerome Bartz, Chester Bloodgood, Jimmy Cami­lla no, George Hausotte, Ar­thur Klein, Edwin Reeves, Samuel Woolley, Charles Keyler, Lester Flood, Bessie Barr, Dorothv Bui'k- art, Frances Galiluccio, Beatrice Maltzman, Mar\r DuBois, Bln nch Smith, Frances Brockstedt. Morris Goldfarb. y

Lucile G. Longstreet, Teacher

THIRD GRADE

Abraham Becker, Fred Casegrande, William Fer- dis. Woodrow Harvey, Richard Morris, Lloyd Reeves, Howard Rrunt, Arthur Latimer. Rita An- schrjlewitz, Pear] Dresden, Evelyn Klein, Ruth Vowells Ruth Lam dan.

Harriet Beers, Teacher

FOUBTH GRADE

Mildred Bearmore, Dejzie Casegrande, Myrtle Dennis. Dorothy Glover, Ruth Haverstick. Agnes Potter. Myrtle WooNey, Frances Zarra, Marcus Rappaport, Eugene Carpenter, Sam Catalano, Gunnar Gustaf­son, Karl Helbig, Melvin MicheHson, Harrv Maltz- nian, Ravniond Thompson, Edwin Wisijohn, John Tay­lor.

Dorothy D Pearce, Teacher

FIFTH GRADEClarence Brace, Italo Gal- lluccio, Henry Schanze Charlies Tomlinson, W il­liam Latimer, Louis Har­vey, Wm- Lemer, Dorothy Fairfax, Mary Newman, Charlotte Parker.Ann M. Wyckoff, Teacher

FIFTH and SIXTH GRADES

Roger Finley, William Long, George 'Naylor, Philip Taylor, Jacob Traub Bennie. Torop, George Van- Brunt, Evelyn Davenport Katherine Hoffman, Tola Howland.

HONOR ROLL Ruth Anseheilewitz, Iola Howland.Mary H. Young, Teacher

SIXTH GRADE

-Clarence Jacobson, Marjo­rie Glover, Rose Gordon, Irma Haley, Bertha Hau- sotte. Pearl Newman, Ethel Qudleh, Doris Reuben, Dorothy Weinstein, Alber­ta Cappers

Marie Kelly, Teacher

SEVENTH GRADE

James Bluford, Clarence Kasdan, Clement Lange, James Miller, Eugene New! man, David Traub, Harold Brown, Donald Hurley, Leonard Lamdian, Muriel Bennett, Maude Dresden, Minnie Glover, Buth Hau­sotte, Amies Pearce. Clar­ence Simmill, Caroline Gillis-

Jennie Mi?Jer, Teacher

EIGHTH GRADE Harold Rennett, AchiHie Galluccio, Eugene Hey­niger, Chilson Miller,

j J o s e p h R i s c h m a n , Frank Van Horn, Fred Newman, Charles Lang,

I Marion Arcularius, Ger- I trude Arms, Doris Barr,

Esther Robinson. Ressie Traub, Theodore Hawkins.

F. S. Lyman, Teacher

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When in want do not for get that the Buchanon and Smock Lumber Co. of As­bury Park can supplly you.

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Phone Belmar 592 Care of Rosenfields Cigar Store

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Tillie’s

Sailor-Sweetheart M e n ’s Spring AccessoriesHave More Than Unusual Style

There is no time that requires correct* *

Accessories so much as Spring, for they

seem to show up so clearly then.

Everybody notices such things as

gloves, Neck Ties, Hosiery and Handker­

chiefs on a Sunny Spring Day and a man

wants these details to be right and new.

Our large carefully selected assort­

ment offer you the advantage of service

giving quality as well as good taste.

g By WINIFRED DUNBAR j? ;

5aSH5ES£5H5E52S25E5E5H5B525H5E5ESc!I ICopyright, 1921, Western Newspaper Union.

The Rochester foundered many j! years ago off the Maine shore. She jj was an old slaver, pot, since the war, J; to the happier task of running cargoes J; between Portland and Boston and J; other seaports along the Atlantic I; coast. Jim Purvis was the son of the !|Aquamuskat banker, and he was put under the care of the skipper because he was wild. His father thought a J taste of seafaring life might cure him., !

Perhaps it would have done so had > not the Rochester gone to pieces in s an Atlantic gale. All. that was ever S found of her was a piece of timber | with the name on it, and an empty , > water keg. j |

Tillie Rent had to break the news | > to 'Millicent Ives. The dead man's S father dared not do It. Millicent was : z Jim’s sweetheart and they were to j 2 have been married that fall, if .Tim J were cured of his propensity to roam. ! J Millicent was a cold and rather heart- \ £ less girl, hut the old hanker. Who had ! j thade the match, thought her the actne | i of all that a woman should be. ’ j ?| Tillie was only the maid. She had J j tone to school with Millicent, but | when her father died and the little ' farm was sold there was no way in J which she could earn a livelihood ex- > cept by service. She was a Simple 2 Country girl. J

jj When Tillie broke the news Mill!- J Cent wept and lost her appetite for | 2 nearly a week. Gradually she became i 2 reconciled. Within a month she was i ![ busy freaking the hearts of the young £ men of Aquamuskat. !|

Tillie was the only person that had <! ever loved .Tim or understood him. j!And on the evening before Jim’s de­parture he . id come to her and put his arms around her.

“Tillie,” he said, "I’m going away, and I want jjo tell you I love yon and always shall. And when I come back it’s you I’m going to marry and not Millicent, Tillie,” he said.

That was all that passed between them. But when she had broken the news Tillie went up to her room and cried bitterly. Then she went about her task as bravely as before. i <!

Seven years passed. Millicent had &»+++++*+*++*++*+++++' been married five of them. She and her husband quarreled bitterly most of their lives. Sometimes she thought regretfully of Jim.

Tillie was employed in the new post office. Often she would stroll along the beach and watch the pounding breakers, look at the distant ships and wonder whether they, too, carried boys like Jim aboard, who had left their sweethearts behind them.

That Jim was still alive she had no notion, until the shock came. It came in the person of Millicent, white as a ghost, and trembling. She en­tered Tillie’s cottage late In the eve-

■vning.“Tillie!” she cried. “Jim’s alive!”Tillie pressed her hand to her throat,

but she betrayed no emotion. For Jim’s sake she must never let Milli­cent know.

“A letter came for me. Didn’t you recognize the hand? Jim was picked up by a liner and has been a sailor all these years. He has risen to be a captain. He has a fine ship, and it has put in at Portland and he’s com­ing home tomorrow to claim me. Til­lie, you must break the news.”

Tillie was expert at that.“I love Jim,” Millicent babbled on.

“I’m going to get a divorce and marry him. He is going to meet me on the sands at four. You must be there in­stead.” ....L “Yes,” answered Tillie.

At four o’clock she was pacing the shore In dumb, helpless misery. Tillie cried a little, and then she grew very brave, for somebody was coming toward her from the cliff.

But this tall, bearded man, this was We eat too much meat, which clogs not Jim. She stared incredulously^ Kidneys, then Back hurts a n d This was not Jim. Bladder bothers you.

“Tillie 1”He had taken her by the hands and

was staring at her incredulously.“Tillie! I never dreamed that you

would be here. When I heard Milli­cent was married 1 felt like a free man the first time in years. I had to be honorable and I couldn’t come home.”

“You love me, Jim?”“I have always loved you, Tillie.

And now I am going to marry you.”“But Millicent loves you, Jim. She

i feels that her marriage was all a. mis- \ take. She wants to get a divorce and 1 marry you. She—”/ Jim was looking very grimly at her.

“Do you think—can you think I want that kind of womau for my wife,Tillie. when it’s you—you?”

Tillie couldn’t answer 'that conun­drum, so she let Jim kiss her.

Introducing

T H E H A T S O F S P R IN G

SATURDAY AND MONDAY

MARCH 18th and 20th

Distinctively original chapeaux lor madame, madamoiselle and the jeune fide are here, in the Steinbach Millinery Salon,—

your, color and a gay diversity of mood their characteristics. Suggesting such backgrounds as Rue de la Paix, Fifth Avenue and the early spring play­

grounds of the south, the new hats display an infinite variety

of line and coloring.

Large picturesque models and smaljl close fitting ones play not unimportant parts, but the lead this year goes to the hat that is neither largo nor small. This may be a jaunty and crushable sports affair of felt, satin or taffeta. Or it may flaunt a more sophisticated line; or affect a toque fashion to defy the winds of spring—and circumstances. '

Men’s Neckwear

50c, 75c, $1.00, $1.50All new pattrens

Silk Hosiery at $1.00 - $1.50 pr

Handkerchief’s 10c to $1.00 ea.

Men’s Caps, $1.00, $1.50, $2.00

Shirts from $1.00 up to $5.00

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Your Checking Account Is.Welcome Program for next week

Mar. 20tn to Mar. 25th inclusive

HAROLD LLOYD In—

“ t h e s a il o r m a d e m a n *

Monday—Feature Pojlard Comedy

News Topics

Tuesday—HOLMAN DAY In—

“ BATTLE OF THE BEAR ”

News

MONDAY

W h y P ay H ig h Prices?TUESDAY

Call and see the wonderful

bargains in Electric, Gas and

Oil Appliances at my new

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MARY MILES MINTER In—

“ HER WINNING WAY ”

Mutt & Jeff Cartoon

Juanita- Hansen in “Yellow Arm

W EDNESDAY

Most folks forget that the kidneys, like the bowels, get sluggish and clogged and need a. flushing occasionally, else we ] have backache and dull misery in the ; kidney region, severe headaches, rheu- | matic twinges, torpid liver, acid stomach, I sleeplessness and all sorts of bladder disr | orders. _ I

You simply must keep your kidneys active and clean, and the moment you feel an ache or pain in the kidney j region, get about four ounces of Jad Salts from any good drug store here, : take a tablespoonful in a glass of water j before breakfast for a few days and your kidneys will then act fine. This ; famous salts is made from the acid of j grapes and lemon juice, combined with lithia, and is harmless to flush clogged kidneys and stimulate them to normal activity. It also neutralizes the acids in the urine so it no longer irritates, thus ending bladder disorders.

Jad Balts is harmless; inexpensive; makes a delightful effervescent lithia *water drink which everybody should take now and then to keep their kidneys clean thus avoiding serious complications.

A well-known local druggist says m sells lots of Jad Salts to folks who believe in overcoming kidney trouble while it is only trouble

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ture. Have your chairs, tables | dressers and beds, refinished by I C. P. Tomlinson, 1004 River I Road, Belmar, N. J. > ______

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“ T H E R O O F T R E E ”

Tom Sanclii in “Honor of RameizTHURSDAY

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BELMAR, N. J.

Benefit of Union Fire Company

SHIRLEY MASON In—

“ J A C K I E ”

Sunshine Comedy Aesop’s Fables

FRIDAY

Keep Charcoal In M edicine Chest.

The medicine closet of every house­hold should contain a well stoppered bottle with finely pulverized fresh charcoal. Dr. Secheyron.^one of the professors of the university of Tou­louse, France, has ascertained by a series of tests that charcoal is one of the most efficacious antidotes against nearly all kinds of poison. Even In cases of poisoning by quickly acting poisons, such as strychnine and toadstool, serious consequences were averted by giving to the patient at intervals of ten minutes liberal doses i f charcoal suspended In water. Wa­ter and finely pulverized charcoal are placed In a bottle and violently shaken before a dose of the mixture Is given to the patient.—Popular Science Monthly.

Feature to be announced

RUTH ROLANp In—

* t h e w h it e e a g l e ”

SATURDAY

B u r n s

Bandage the spot with plenty of soothing

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