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t fek like a baseboll bat to my chest, but one swung from the inside, Ckar blue spots lit up the aoiaerr of my vision. It was abnrpt, bbodless, silent violence, Nothing was visibly b m h nothing had chaqed to the

naked eye, but the pain made my mrld stand still I kept playing; I finished the mng. 'The audience didn't know that my heart had done a somersault just besort the sob. My body bad d e l i d its karmic tetribution; remind- ing me, onstas of how many times I'd incentionally served it up a similar

boP-de-bo~ lhejolt quickly became a dull ache that almost f& good. In any case, I

f& more aliw than I had a morn- besort, because I war more alive. 'The machine in my heart lnd reminded me ofjust how precious this Mi is, Its timing was impeccablet with a h l l house in front of me, while I played my guitarI I pt the message loud and clear. I pt it a fkw times that mght. And I got it every time I m s onstage hr the mt of that touq though I never

knew wben it was comirrg. A doctor installed an implantablecardiovert~de6brilhtm in my heart

when I was thirty-h. It's a t h m ~ i n c b - b q battery-powered pnerator that was k a e d thiough an incision in my armpit. It constardy &om my heart rate, delivering electirwhoclce whenever my heart beats too

durgeiously fist or slow. Fifteen years of overdrinking and diug abuse bad swollen that organ to one beat short of exploding. When I was hally hospitalized, I war told I had six weeks to live. Itk been six years since thenand this piece of machkry has s a d my Mi more than a few times. I've enjoyed a convenient side &ct that the doctor did not intend: when my indulgwces have caused my heart to beat too dangerously sbw, my defibrillator has popped oa keeping death &om my door hr one more day. It also shocks my heart into submission when it beatr fast enough to court c d k c amst.

Itk a p d thing Igot it djusted besort the &st V e k Rm,hrer tour. I did that one sober hr the most part; sober emugh that the excitem- of playing with a b a d I be l ied in to fins who be l i ed in us m o d me to

myam.Ilndn'tbeenthatinspiredinyeaiaIrandoverthes~e;I~

in our collective energy My heart raced with exciaement hard enough to

riiggtr the machine inside me onstage every night. It wasn't pleasant but I began to d o m e tbaaenminders. I saw them fk what theymere. Stranp mornents d a k e d chriq mornents out of time that encapsulated alifie's woah of hard-won wisdom.

I yo born on Jdy 23,1965, h StokGomTrert Eng- the tavn whed -ue.

' leh'ny Kllmlster of Matdrhead was born twenty y- before me. It ycb . ~ y e a r l ~ d r a n d l o ~ n w e ~ Y ; & ~ ~ r t h a n ~ n m ~ f t l

".pc#ts; the year a few lsobted tkp& c h d pop musk &weid T l S 4 s. : ~ ~ h r e l e Q S B d R L l ~ ~ S W l ~ y ~ ~ r ~ t h e S t o n e s ~ M l l l l g

* *. -. *- me9 NO. 2: the best of the~r coljectlons d ~ u e s cowrs:'ihem was a

c k k revohJtlondootihd has never beene&hed and lsm proud lo ' be a by-product of

My mom Is an Afrloan Amerloan and my dad Is 'Engllsh b -w It6) "4F They met In P u l s In the s k t h fel In bve. and had me. Thelr b . $? I & r ~ ~ k l htercorrtlnentd comrnunlon wanV the norm; and:

, w e thet boundlesscrealivlty. l thank them for belng who th&i&$h exposed me to eru l romh so r k h and cobrful and udqk - . I experienced even wNlevery young made a perrnanerrt-hpprdn on

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.* they lought me, on the fly, how to deal wlth whdwer mme 6 wqi In \

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Paris. My mom ru p m c o & ~ ad d e c a n t , young and bea&I; she'd le& Locr An& to see the world ad make connections in fashion, Wben their joumeyts intemected they fdl in love, then pt married in England. And then I came along and they rret about creating their l& togethes

My momb career as a corrtume designer started around 1966, and ooer the omme of it, her clients induded flip Who- Rinp Starr, and John Lennon. She also worked b r the Pointer Sistem, Helen Reddy Linda R o d 4 ad James Taybr. Sylvester sms one of her client4 mo. He is no b n w with us, but he wu, once adkoartist who wu, like thegay Sly h e . - He had agreat voice and hewas asuperpod person in my eyes; he gave me a blackand-white rat that I named Mickey Mickey wu, a badasa He never flinched wbn I fed a m to my snakes. He survived a f d b m my bedroom

window &er he wu, roerred out by my youqer brothel; and wu, no worse fix the wear when he showed up at our backdoor three days ]at- Mickey also survived the accidental removal of a d o n of his tail when the inner chvreis of our wfi bed cut it ofE as well as cbrre to a year without hod or water. We kfi him behind by mistllre in an aparanm that = used as

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mxap space, and when we popped in to pick up some boxes, Mickey came up to me c o n p d l y as if I'd been gone only a day, as if to my, *Hey! W h e r e you beenf

MIckqr was one of my more memorable pets. 'Ihere ha- been mury, from my mountain lios Cux& to the hundreds of sxnkes I've mid. Bat& c d y I am a &taught zookeeper and I definitely relace to the animak I've lned wkh better than to most of the humans I'm b w n . 'Thow animals and I hare a point of view that most peopk & e t at the end of theday I& is about wrvid Once that lemon is hmed, earning the txust of an animal that might eat you in the wild is a defining and d i n g experienae.

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returned to L.A. to expand her business and to hy the 6nancial fiwndation our family was built upon. My dad r a i d me in En&d at his paws', Charles and Sybil Hudson's, home & tinu years-and it wam't m y on him. I was a p t t y intuitive kid, but I could not d k e m the depth of the tension there. My dad and his dad, Charks, from wkat I understand, had h than the best felatbdip Tony was the middk of t h e sons, ad he was every bit the middle child upstart. H i youqer brother, Ian, and his older k h - David, were much more in step with the imily's values. My dad went to art school; he was everything his k h e r wasn't. Tony wuu the &ties; and he stood up Sbi his beliefs as wbolehearaedly as his father corn-

demned them. Mygmndfather Charles was a & m a n from Stok a com- munitythatbadrromehow~thmaghbiscayunchan&Moet~ of Stoke never leave; mury, lik my grandparents, had never v e n d the hndred or rro miks south to London. Ton$ unyielding vision of attending art school and making a hing through painting was something Charles could not stomach. 'Tkis c h h of opinion heled constant argumas ad ofoen kd to v i o k exchanges; Tony chims that Charles beat him A s s on a regular bash for most of his +.

My grand&ther was as consummately r e p r w d v e of 1950s Brhin as his rron was of the &ties. Charles w a d to see everything in its right place whik Tony wanted to iwr~p and repaint it all. I imagine that my grandfather was properly appalkd when his son returned &om Paris in bve

with a a r k blackAm&an.I w d e r what be said when Tony told him that he intended to be married and raise their newborn child under their roof until he and my mom pt their in order. All things anridered, I'm touched by bow much diplomacy was displayed by the paes involved.

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u, I could handle the train ride. I was maybe two or three, but ins& t i d y I knew how far away it was from Stoke's unending miks of brown brick row bouses and quaint families because my dad was inco a bit of a bohemian scene. We*d c n h o n couches and notcome back& days. 'There were Lava lamps and blacklights, and the electric excitement ofthe open booths and artists along P d e l b Road. My dad never considered him- selfa Beat, but he had a b b e d that kindofI&qk through oemosis. It was as if he had handpicked the highlights of that type of & a bve of adveaute, hitting the road with nothing but the clothes on yaw back, finding heker in apartmas fullofintem&ngpeople. My p a w s taught me a lot, but I k a r d their greatest lesson early-nothing elec is quite likI&ontheioad.

I remember the p o d things about +land I was the center of my g r a n d p a s * attention. I went to school. I was in plays: The Trudue Day dChristmar; I was the E d in The Litde Drummer Boy I drew all the time.

And once a d I watched Zk Avmgerr and %e %wrdcrbirds. This ion in latesixties +land war extremely limited and teflected the poet-World War 11, Chichill view of the world of my g r a n d p a s ' generuion. 'There were only t k c h d back tkn, and yide from the tmm haws a week

that any of them played thoae tmm program all three played only the news. Itb no wonder that my p a w s ' gweration threw themaelves headfirst into the cukuralahili that was afbot.

Once Tony and Ipined O h in Loe Angeltr, k never spoke to his p m ene again, 'Ihey disappeared from my lifequickly and I o h k e d tbem growing up My mother encoufigtd my fither to say in w c h but it made n, di&ence; he had n, interest. I didn't see my Englieh datives again until Guns N' Roaer became dl knowa Wben we p h e d Wembky Sta- dium in 199% the Hudson clan came out in fmet backstage befbre the

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&ow I witnessed one of my under, my courin, and mygrandfvbes on his very k trip to London &om Stoke, down every drop of liquor in our d d g mom. Consumed in full, our boo= rider in thoae days wwld l n ~ kikd anyone but us.

M Y F I R S T M E M O R Y O F L O S A N G E L E S I S the Doors' "Lighc My F S blasting from my parents' turntable, every day dl day bng. In the late aixties and early smemk LA. wrs the place to be, especially fbr young Brits involved in the atts or music: there was ampk c&~kaom~tothertill.etodp;ysyrcpmin~hndandtheder

was mthing but paradise compared to Londonb rain and kg. Besides, dereaing %had fbr Yankee &s wrs the best way to flip off the syraem and your upbriqing-nd my dad was more than happy to do so.

My mother c o d e d her work as a f d i o n desigrm while my father parlayed his natural artistic talent irwographic design, My mom had con- nections in the music industry so her hurbpnd was soon &- abum c o n We lived offlaud Canyon Boukvard in averyriaies communky up at the top of Lookout Mountain Road. That area of Los An+ has always been a creative h a m because of the bohemian nature of the land- scape. 'The houses are set + h t into the mourninside among lush foliage. They are bungabws with gutethoueer, and any odd number of structures that allowfor wry organic, annmunalliviq. There was awry cozy enclave

of a k s and musicians living up there when I was young: Joni Mitchell lived a fitw houses down from us. Jim Morrison liwd behind the Canyon Store at that time, as did a young Glen Frey, who was just putting wether the Hagka It was the kind of atmosphere where everyone wrs c o n n e d : my mom designed Jonib clothes while my dad de+d her album covers. David G&n was a c h fiiend of our+ too, and I amember him well He +d Gum N' Roees y a m lateq though when he did he didn't know who I was-and I didn't tell him. He calkd O h at Christmas in 1987 and asked her bow I was doing. %u should know bow he's doing," she said, "you just put hisbandb i#:d out."

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we moved south to an qaranent on Doheny, I changed schools, and that is when I d k o d j u s t how d i @ d y the a- kid l i d I never had a

traditionalakid" room lid &toys andprimvy colors. Our homes werenever painted in common neutral tones. The essena of pot and incense usuaUy hung in the air, 'Ihe vibe was always bright, but the color scheme was always dark. It was Cine with me, because I was never concerned with a o d n g with kids my ;~ge, I preferred the aompany of adults because my parentsB friends are stdl some of the most aolorful characters rw ever known.

I listened to the radio 24/7, usually KHJ on the AM dial I slept with it on. I did my schoolwork and got good grades, although my teacher said I had a short attention span and daydreamed all the time. ?he truth is, my passion was arc I loved the French hstimpressionist painter Henri R o w seau and, Like him, I drew jungle scenes f d of my favorite aimah, My obession with snakes started very arlp The tirst time my mother took me

to Big SUL; Cdihrnia, to visit a friend and camp up there, I was six yevs old and I spent hours in the woods catching snakes. I'd dig under every bush and tree until I'd filled an unused aquarium ?hen I'd let them go,

That wasn't the only Qciaement I erperienced on that outing: my mom and her fCiend were similarly wild, carefree young women, who enjoyed ncing my momis Vollcswagen Bug along the twishing U d e roads. I rememberspaedmng dong in the passenger seat scared sdfE looking out my window at the rocks and ocean that lay below, just inches past my door.

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flawless. 'Ihey Listened to everything from Beethoven to Led Zeppelin and I continued to find undiscovered gems in their library well into my beens. I knew every artist of the day because my parents took me to concerts con- stantly, and since my mom took me to work with her o k n as well. At avery early 9 I was exposed to the inner workings of entertainment: I saw the inside of many recording studios and ehearsal spaces, as well as T V and film sets. I saw many ofoni Mitchell's recording and rehearsal sessions; I also saw Flip Wilson (acomic who was huge thenbut whom time has &got- ten) temrd his TV show. I saw Australii pop singer Helen Reddy ehearse and pehrm, and was thee when Linda Ronstadt played the Troubador. Mom abo took me along when she outfitted Bill Cosby for his stand-up gigs and made his wih a few one-offpieces; I emember going with her to see the Pointer Sisters. All of that was M r the course of her career, but when we l i d at hataparementon Doheny, her business was really taking06 Carly Simon came over to the house!, soul singer Minne Ripperton as well. I met

Stevie Wonder and Diana Rosa My Enom tells me that I met John Lennon, too, but unbrtunately I don't emember that at all. I do emember ~ i n g Ringo Starr: my mom designed the very Pdint-Funkadelicoutfit that Ringo woe on the cover of his 1974 album, Goodmight V i m a It was high- waisted and metallic gray with a white star in the middle of the chest.

Every bachtaF or sound- scene that I saw with my mother worked some kind of strange magic on me. I had no idea what was going on, but I was hcinated by the machinationsofpehrmance back thenand I stillam now. A stage full ofinstruments awaitingaband is exciting to me. ?he sight ofaguitar stillturns me on. Thee is an unstated wonder in bothof them: they hold the ability to transcend reality given the right set of players.

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December l972. That changed the dynamic of my idy a bit; suddenly there was a new personaliy among us. It was cool to haw a little brother, and I was glad to be one of his carnalreis: I loved it when my parents m l d askme to bokafter him.

But it wasn't too b q after that that I began to notice a greater change in our family. My parents wren't the same when they were together and too often they were apart Things scartd to get bad I think once we m o d into the apaltmerv cm Doheny Driw and my mom's business began ao really sucaeed Our address was 710 North Doheny, by the way, which is now a

vacant bt where Christmas tiees are sold in December. I should also men-

tion that our next-& neighbor in that building was the original, self-

prochimed Black Elvis, who can be booked & parties in Lu, Vegakif anyoneb interested.

Now that I'm older I can see some of the obvious hues that aae away at my parents' relatiomhip My fither mver liked bow ckwe my mother to her mother. It bruised his pride when his mother-in-hw helped ur, h a m

and hewas never hd of her involvement in the funily. His drinking didn't help t h i n p my dad used to like to drink-a bt. He was a s t e m typically bad dr& he was never vioEn2 because my dad is much too

smart and aomplicd to ever express himeelfthmugb brute violence, but he had a bad temper under theinhence. When he was drunk, he'd act out by makiq impproprmte aomments at the expense of t h e in hk presence, Needltu to say, he burned many bridges that way.

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Myp-smvertde?ehotherwithvychingk~peet,kinthe rnonchs be&e they split up, they annpletely awided each 0th- My mom was out most +s ad my dad s p t tbwe +ar in the lcicchtq somber

and ;Lbne, dnnkiq red wine and listening to the piam compositions of Erik Sptie, When mymom was borne, mydadandIwcntoutonImgwrllra

He walked everywhere, in England a d Ins Angeles. In pre-Charles Mamon L.A.-Wre the Manson clan murdered Sharon Tate and her friends-we also used to hiochhike erywhere. LA. was innocent b& that; those murders +&xi the end of the utopian ideals of the sirties Flower Power era.

My childhood memories of Tony are cinemuic; allof them &moons spent looking up at him, waEq by his side. It war on one of t h e walks

that we ended up at Fatbuqer, w h he d me that he and Mom were separating. I was devaatd; the only stabilit y r d known was done. I didn't urkquedom, I jua stared at my hamb-. When my mom cut me down to explain the h a t i o n later that night, she pointed out the practical bea- elits: I'd haw two houses to liw in. I thought about that & a while, and t m&senseinawaybutit~ndedlikealie;InoddedwhileshespIrebut

I stopped listening. My pas' separation was aunicabk yet a d d because they didn't

divorcle until yeair, later. 'Ihey ohen lived wkhin waEq d h n c e of each

other and rocialized in the same circle of friends. When they split up, my k l e brother wasjusc two years old, so& obvious reasons they agreed that he s h o d be in his motherb care, but left me the option of living wkh &her one of them ro I chow to live wkh my mothet 0la s u p p e d us u, best as shecould, travelingconsmntIyto w h m her work took her. Cht of neces- sity, my brother and I wm-e shuffled between my m o d house and my grandmotherb home. My p n t s ' h w e had always been busy, interesting and unconventionaLbut it had always been stable. Once their bond was b r o h though c~~ tramition became the nonn & me.

'Iheseparvionwasveryhadonmy&therad Ididn'tseehim&qute awhile.Itwashardonallofuy t~ybecamerealitytomeonceIsaw my mother in the company of another man, That man war David Bowie.

I N 1 9 7 5 . M Y M O T H E R S T A R T E D W O R K I N G cbe+with David Bowiewhik hewas reamlingSsahn to Stah;she had been designing clothes for him since Young Amaiaru. So when he signed ontoetar inthefikn IheMan WhoIkIOtoEarthmymomwas hiredtodo the costumes & the film, which shot in New Mexico. Along the way, she and Bowie embarked on a semi-inaense a & i Looking back on t now, t might not haw been that big of a deal, but at the time, it was like wamching an alien land in your backyard.

A h myp-s split up my mom, my broth- ad I moved into a h a r e on Rangely D r i ~ . It was a very cool bww the wah of the living room were sky blue and emblazoabd wkh cbuds. 'There was a piano, and my mom's reand collection took up an entire wall. It was inviting ad COZY

Bowie came by often, wkh hk wife, An& and their son, Zowie, in tow. The & wm-e unique it seemed entirely mtural & Bowie to bring his wifi and son to the home of his lover so that we might all hang ouc, At the time my mother practiced the same &m of tranrrcendennl medintion that David did. 'Ihey chanted befcm the shrine she maintained in the bedroom.

I aaepted David on- I got to know him because heb mait, iimny, and intensely creative My experience of bim off- enriched my ex+e of him -age, I xmx to aee him d my mom at the L.A Forum in 1975,

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and, as I have been so many times sine% the mom- he came out omtage,

incharacter, I - capmued His entire matt m s the essence of p&- mance. I saw the funiliar elemems of aman I'd p e n to know exaggerated to the extreme. He had deed rock d o m to its room: being a rocksr is the i n e m d o n ofwho you ate and who you mnt ao be.

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d i . . rdme feelha d loolk*mea td &n ~ ~ t e nip yhx -. W&W d ~ i C * .. - Bw darn &er,.oon(~.lon. shdea, and ,f,uatrdbn 9 M e n 14 ';. . . .. . . . .a

.' together ~micie you ~ k e a snow abbe. t i d&us for the emotiond ' ~ t o l e t l l e o y o u d o ~ r b & ~ ~ t o ~ ~ & t h e m r ~ . . , . * ' . My pareM sepudlon w a the picture of an agm

. were no ngm or ugly m i o r , no b y w s no douis;~& meyeustooornetotermswlhthehut. l l o s t a ~ o f w t a d l had to redellne -If on my w h Imrrns.'~ learned a W, sons didn't help me kter on when the only other Ibmlly Yd; tegrdmd. I saw the slgm lhdtbne, whenGms N' Roses.8krbd ts

, at the seam. BU even lhwgh I ihe ~eavi&-kjh.'&- \ .. 8urteblzi!uldof~ngbyk~alforme, twoeverybtqr-.

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h e n m y ~ a p t s e p a m t e d , Iwaaecm-bythewdden c h a w Inride I waa stdl agood kid, but on the outside I became

a problem child, Exprwuring my d o n a is s t i l l one of my weakma- a d what I fik then defied womb, so I bllowed my natural inclinuione-I acted out drastically and became a bit of a disciplinary problem at acbool.

At home, my parema* prombe of a m-abode existence that muldn't changr a thing hadnt come to paaa I hardb raw my dad for the first year or w that they w e apart, a d when I did, it waa incense and ~ i r d . As I memtioned, the divorce hit him hard and watching him adjust- difficuk fix me; fix a while be couldn't workat all. He lived m e a ~ l y a d huq out

am- h i artiat friends. When I viaited with him, I m a akmg b r the ride aa he a d bb friends hung out, drank a lot of red wine, and dkcuaaed a n and literature, the c-tion typically turning to Pic- my dad'a fiww ice a r k . Dad a d I would p on adventures, too, either to the library or the art muaeumI w h e we'd sit togaher and draw.

My mother waa home leu, than e r ; ahe worked aonatacl~ trawling o h to wpponmy brotherad me. We apentabt oftimewith mygrad- mother O h Sr, who waaalwal)a oursaviqgrace when Mom coulddt make ends meet. We also spent time with my aunt UYI cousins who lived in- South Ce-1 L.A. 'Iheir h m e waa boisterous, W with the energy of a bt of H a Our viaita there bough aome regularity to our idea of fimily. But all things consideredI I had a bt of time on my h d s and I took advantage of it,

OnceIwaatwelm Ipwupfist.Ihadser, Idrank, Iamoked+ettea, I did dmpn I stole, I got kicked out of =hook a d on a fk occaaiona I would have gone to jail if I hadnet been under-. I waa acting out, malcing myli feaaincemsedu~EaaIf iCl t~de . Amitthat Inaalmyadefined me redly came into its own in t h i period: the intmaity witb which I pus- suemy interests. My primarypa- by the time1 waa & had ahifbad from drawing to bicycle motocmwa.

In 1977, BMX racing was the newerrt e x m e s p a to folbw the aurE

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ing and skateboarding craze of the hte sixtier. It a M y had a few born Me stam, such as Stu lhompon and Scott Brdthaupt; a lk magazines, such as &'cycle M w s s Action and Amakan Ftcutylir, and m- semi

pro and pro competitions were popping up constandy. My gtvldmother bought me a Webco and I m s hooked. I started winning races and was h e d in a wuple of the magazines as an up-~ndtoming rider in the t h i ~ teen to burteen age category. I loved ic; I was ready to p pro once I'd h d e d a sponsorc but wmething was miesing. My f+s weren't clear enough to me to vocalize just what BMX didnt inside me. I'd know it when I found it a lk yeam hat

After xbool I hung out at bike shop and became part of a team rid- ingfioiallt~~t~~SpoktsandStufEwhereIbeptoco~aabuachof

much older friends-wme of the other older guys n k e d at Schwinn in Sam Monia. Ten or w of us would ride around Hollywood every .;Bk and all of us but two-they were broth=-came h m disturbed or b m ken domestic riuatioms of wme kind. We h n d wlace in one anocher's company: our time spent together mms the only tegular w m p a i d i p any of us could count on.

We mid meet up every afternoon in Hollywood and ride every- where from Culver City to the La Brea Tar Pit4 treating the streets as

our bike park We'd jump off every doped surface we could find, and whether it ms midnigk or the middle of rush hour, we always disre- spected the pedestiiand right of way We were just scrappy kids on ewenty-inch-high bikes, but multiplied by t e ~ in a pack, whizzing down the sidmlk at top speed, we were a fbme to be reckoned wkh. We'd jump wto a bus bench, sometimes while some poor stianpr ms sitting there, we'd hop 6re hydrant4 and we'd compete constantly to outdo one another. We were disillusioned teenaps tiying to navigate d s c u k rimerr in our liver, and we did so by bunny-hopping all over the sidewalks of L.A.

We'd ride this dirt track out in the Valky, by the youth center in R e d a . It ms about &keen miles away from Hollywood, which is an ambitious g d on a BMX bilon We uaed to hitch rides on bumpenr over Laurel Canyon Boulevard to cut down on our travel time. It5 nothing I'd advise, but we treated passing cam like aeae on a dci chairW: we'd wait on

the shoulder, then one by on we'd grab a car and ride it up the hill. Balancing a bike, ewn one with a low center ofgravity, while holding on to

a car driving thirty or fioity milw an hour is th- but tricky on flat ground; attempting it on a wier of tigk uphill S curves like Laurel Canyon is wmething else. I'm still not sure how nwe of us were ever run over, It surprises me more to manember that I did that ride, both up and down hi4 wihout brakes more o h than not. In my mind, being the youngest meant that1 had wmethingto prove to my friends every timewe rode: judging by the bob on tbeir &es after wme of my stunts, I suc- ceeded. 'Ihey migk haw been only temugetx but my friends -net ea*

impressed To tell you the truth, we were a gnarly littk &a* One of them was

Danny McCracken. He was sixteen; a strong, heavy, d a c type, he was akeady a guy e r y o n instinctively knew not to hck with. One .;Bk Danny and I stole a bike wkh bent hkr, ad while he d&erately bunny- hopped it to break the &h and make us all laugh, he &dl over the handle- banr and dashed his wrist wide open. I saw it aoming and watched it as if in dow-motion as blood started quiiringeverywke,

"Ahhh!" Danny shouted. Ewn in p a 4 Dan* voice was oddly sofie- spoken considering his size-kind of like Mike Tysoda

"Holy shit!" "Fuck!" "Dannyk k k e d up!" Danny lived just around the corneq so two of us held our hands over

his wrist as bbod lcept squirting out between our lingers as we waked him home.

We got to h i potlch and rang the bell. H i mom came to the door and we s h o d her Dannyb wrist. She boked at us un&zed, in diddie£

'What thefick do you mnt me to do about it?" she said, ad dammed the doot

We didn't h o w what to do; by this time Dannyk face was paE, We didnt even know wbere the nevest hospital was. We w a k d him back down the meet, bbod still spurting all over us, and fl+ down the fiicrc car we saw.

I rtuck my head in the window, "Hey my fried k bleeding to death,

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can you take him to the hoophk" I said hyrterically. "He's p n a die!'' Luckily the M y driving was a nuaa

She put Danny in the fmnt reu d we folbwed her car on our bikes. When he got to the e m e p c y mom, Danny didn't have to mit; b k d was pumping out of his w h t like a victim in a horror movie w they admitted him immediately, as the mob of people in the waiting room looked on, piued. ?he doctors rtiched up his wrist but that man't the end of it: when he war released into the waitiq mom where we were mit- ing h him, he wmehow popped one of his newly sewn sticks, rending a e a m of bbod akyward that Eft a trail acms the c&g which k k e d out and disgusted everyone in raw N e e d h to i s a ~ he m s d m i t t e d ; his wamd round of sutures did the trick

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were John and Mike, who we c a M the Combuqa Brothers. They were d k h these reawnst they were from the Valley where the typical American wburban & thrnad, t& parents were intact, they had sis- t a , and a l ofthem lived rogether in a nice quaint house. But they weren't

theonly pair of brothera there werealsoJeffand Chris Gr&; Jeffworkd at Schwinn and Chris m s his ywnger brother. J&was the most adult of our crew; be was eigkeen and he bad a p b that he took seriousb. These two -*t as functioml as the Cowabungas, becauw Chris tried despa at+ to be like h l older brother and f;riled misetlbly. Thome two had a hot sister named Tracey, who had dyed her hair black in response to the fict that her e h &mily was naturally bbnd Tracey had this whok little Goth stylegoing&eGothwas evenascena

And there was Jonathan Watts, wbo was the b*eat head caw among us. He was jut h n e ; he would do alrything, regardkss of the bodily harm or p o a d i n ~ a m ~ o n that migk befall him. I was only d v e ,

but even w, I knew enough about music and people to find it a bit odd that Jomthan and his dad were dedicated Jethro Tull farm I mean, they ruor- shippad Jethro TuU I*m wrryto ray that Jonathan is no longer with uy he dkd mgicah of an owrdore afier he'd spent years as both a r q h g ako- holic and then a hg-waver b r Akoholics Anonymous. I brt touch with

himwaybPck,butIsawhim?g;rinatanAAmettingthatIwas&edto attend (we'llget to all of that in jut a little bit) &er I war a r m e d one night in the late eighties. I muldnt believe it; I mlked into this meeting and was btening to all of these people speak and, afier a while, realized that the guy hding the meeting, the one who m r as gung ho about wbri- ety as Lieutenant Bill Wpm, Robtit Duval's character in Apocdype Now, bad been about rurhg, was none other than Jonathan Watm. Time is such a po&l c a t a l ~ fibi chaqe; you never know how kindred rwlr willed u p o r where they mqZht see each other again,

Back the^ thome guys and I speat many an ewning at Laurel Elemen- cuy School, making very creative uw of t& playpund. It was a hang- out for every Hollywood kid wkh a bike, a rheboad, wme booze to d&k, or some weed to smoke. The playground had tmm lev& connected by long concrete ramps; it begged to be a b u d by r h a and b h We took full advamp o f t by decons~lcting the playgrwndb picnic tables to make them into jumps that linked the two levels. I*m not proud of our chionie &auction of public propexty, but riding down thome two ramps and launching owr the h c e on my bike was a thrill that was well worth it. As delinqueat as it was, it also drew c d v e types, many kids in H o t

who went on to do great thinp hung out there I remember Mike Bakary, bemr known as &a, hanging out, playing his trumpet andgraf- ki artism putting up murals all the time. It manet the right hum, but everyone there took piide in the scene we c d . Unfioitunately, the stu-

dems d teach= of that scbool were Eft paying the bin and cleaning up the &ennath every moaning.

The H p a l unwisely decided to take mvais into h l own ha& by lying in wait to d r o n t US one night. It didn'tgo over well; me kept taunt- ing& hepttooworkedup dmyfriendsand1gotintoitwithhim.h got out of h d m quickly that a p d y aM the cope. Nothing scattea a pack of kids like the sound of a siren, w moet of thosc present escaped. U&nati?l~ I manot one ofthem. Amther kid d I were the only two who were cwghr; we were handcuikl to the handrail in the ftont of the school rigk on the meet, on display for all to aee. We mew like two hog- tied animals, going nowhere and none too happy about it. We iefULed to

cooperam we cracked wise, me gave them &he mmes, we did everything

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shm of oi&q at them and calling them pigs. ' I k y kept asking and did their best to scare us, but we &ed to meal our names and add-es, and sine tdve-yaolds don't carry ID, they we= k e d to let us go.

P U B E R T Y K I C K E D I N F O R M E A R O U N D thirteen, while I attended Bancmh Junior High in Hollywood. What- ever I was feeling about my family breaking up took a bockreat to the intense surging of hormones. Sitting through a whole day of school seemed pointless, so I started to cut. I began smoking pot regululy and riding my bike intensely I found it hard to control my&; I just wanted to do whatever I wanted to do at a moment's notice. One night while my friends and I were scheming about how to breakinto Spokes and Stuff- the same b i k store where we hung out-for what reason I can't remem- ber, I noticed a kid spying on us through the window of an apartment acroes the alky

W h a t are you bokin' at?" I yelled. "Do& bok at me!" Then I threw a brickthrough the kid's window.

H b parents called the cops, of course, and the duo that aesponded to the call chased my friends and me all over town for the rest of the night. We biked for our lives all over Hollywood and West Hollywood; we turned down one-way streets into on-corn* traffic, we cut through alleys and through parka. They were as tenacious as Jimmy "Popeye" h y k , Gene Hackma& character in The Frmdr Come&; every time we

turned a corneq they were them Hvemtually we fled inro the Hollywood Hills and hid in an out-of-the-way canyon like a pack of Wild West out-

laws. And just the way it goes down in a cowboy movie, when we tbought it was safe to leave the hideout and head back to the ranch, we were

headed off at the pass by the same tm deputies. I assume it was because I was the smallest that they decided to chase

m e when my &ends and I split up. I rode hard, all over the neighbop hood, unabk to shake them, u m l I finally sought refup in an undep ground parking garage, I fiew down a few levels, weaving between parked cars, hid in a dark comer, and lay on the ground, hoping they wouldn't catchme.'Ikyhadmndownth~onfiwtandbytherimetheygottomy

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SLsbjwmphg out at rbc tmch a bir GABmr. bib

leocl I think they wexe over it. 'Ihey vigilurtly searched between the cars with their flashlights; about hundred feet away &om me they turned back

I pt lucky. This battle between my f h L a d the LAPD continued for the rest of tbe summer a d it ceininly wasn't a constructive use of my rime, but in my mind, at that point, thatk what I considerad fLn,

I m s p ~ e t t y g 0 0 d ~ ~ m y & t o m y L e l f t v e n b P c k t h ~ but wben I dipped up my mother a d grandmother were very lingking, I was home u littk as posaibk by the middk ofjunior high. In the rummer of 1978# I had no idea that my gradmother was moving into a unit in a mom

atmus new annpkx that occupied an entire blockbetween Kings Rwd ad S a m Monica Boukud, akhough I knew the building d because I'd been riding my b i b through it $ace it was a constmaion sim My fiieadr and I would high and race one amther t h q h che halhvap a d down the h e l l s D rhmming doom in one anotWs &es, jumping onm banb tm a d lea* creatidy shaped &I marh on the freshly painced w;rlla

We =e in the mi& of doing so when I came =reaming around a corner and nearly bowled over my mother a d grurdmother, wbo were car* armloads of O h Sck bebnginp inm her new apartmeat. I'll never kpt the look on my pdmotherk h e ; it was somewhe b e e n shock ad horror. I m k e d myselfad shot a l o o k o ~ r my shoulder, where I saw the lzst of my friends t& a hard turn out of sight. I had one leg on thegroud, one on a pedal, d thinking that I might pt any.

"Saul?" O h Sr. said, in her too-awe- higbpitched grandmother voice, "Is thatprtf

"Yes Gmdma," I said. "Its me. How are you doing? My friends and I werejust coming by to &it."

%at Bit didn't fly at all with my mom, but O h Sc was soglad to ace me that O h Jr. kt me get amy with it. In fm, it all w o r l d out so well in t h e e d that a fiew weeks h e r I moved inm that very apartmem, a d that's wben my junior vanity exploits in Holywood really began to take off. But we'llget to all of that in jut a little bit.

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became my other new hest-kleptomania-aside &om saying that I

Tearing up tbc h i b d wt tbc Yodb Ccrcta in h e &

was a pirred-off early adoklcent. I stole what I thought I needed but couldn't a h r d , I stok what I thought might make me happy; and wme-

times I stole jut to rrtal.

I stole a bt of b o o b because I've al-)a bved to read; I stole a oon of cauettes, because I've al-ys loved music. Cauettes, for those too young to have known them, had their disadvantages: the wund quality wore down, they pt mngkd in tape machines, and they melted in direct sun- ligk. But they were a breeze to &&. lhey are like a thinner packof ciga- rettes, so an ambitious shoplifter could stuff a b a d i entire catalog in their cbthes and walka-y unnoticed.

At my worst, I'd steal as much as my cbthes could hide, then dump my paybad in the bushes a d go steal more, sometimes at the same store. One afternoon I stole a few snakes from the Aquarium SMck Company a pet store that I used to hang out in w much that once they got uaed to my presence I don't think they'd ever considered that I'd steal from them. lhey weren't complete suckers; I was there out of a true love for the animals they stocked-I just didn't respect the store enough not to take a few home with me, I'd snatch makes by wrapping them aroud my wrks a d then putting my jacket on, making sure that they were nestled high enough on my hearm. One day1 really went to town a d took a load of them, which I stashed somewhere outside whik I returned to the etore to steal booh that woufd teach me how to care h the rare makes I'd just stolen.

On anther occasion I Hied a Jachonb chmeleoq which isn't exactly a subtle steal: they are the homed chameleons that measure about ten inches and feed on 9ies; they are a big as small iguanas and have those straqe, protruding, pyramid-like eyes. I had a lot of balls when I was a

kid-I just walkd rig& out of the soore with it, and it was a very expen- tk, exotic member of the pet store jungle. As I walked home with the littleguy, I couldn't come up with a story that would adequately explain his preaence in my room to my mom, I decided that my only option was to let him live outside, on the vine-covered chain-link fence at the back of our yard, by our garbage car. I'd stolen a book on Jackson's chame- leons, w I knew tht they love to eat h, and I wufdn't thin k of a better place for Old Jack to find flies than by the fence behiad our garbage

cans-because there mere plenty to be had. It was an advenhlre finding him every day because he was so skilled at fading into his environment, as chanceleonr are known to do. It always took me some time to bcate him and I bved the challenge, This arrangement Luted h about five months; after a while, he pt better and better at hiding among the vines, until the day I just couldn't ftrl him at a& I went out there each afaernoon h two months, but it was no use. I have no idea what hap- pened to Old Jack, but conrideriq the myriad possibilities that might have b e f h him I hope that it ended well.

I'm very lucky not to have been caught for the majority of my shop- lifting expbits, because they were pretty extensive. It pt this stupid: on a dare, I liked an inh ted rubber raft from a sporting p o d s store. It took wme planning but I pulled it off, and somehow I didn't get

caught. It's no big deal; I' 11 reveal my "method; such as they we= the rak

wu, hung on awall near the back door ofthe stcm, near the h a h y that ran right into the back alleyway. Once I managed to get that back door open without arouaing suspicion, pulling the raft off the wall wu, easy, And once the raft was offthe wall and on the floor, hidden from general view by some dbplay of camping gear or whatever, I just waked for the right moment to carry it outside and walk it aroud the comer to where my &ends mere waiting for me. I didn't even kap that rak. Once I' d proved that I'd pulled that dare off I dumped it one block ammy on wmeone's front lawn.

I'm not proud of it, but all things c o n s i d 4 when I was ten miks from homewithnomoney ad mybikptaflat, I'mgladthatitwas easyfor me to steal an inner tube Ennn Top "R" Us, Otherwise, I might haw been out there h i t cbg brine h God only kncnvg what kid of aituatiom. Still, like qm who repeatedly tempts he, I must admit that however often you convince ywnelfthat your actiom are necewtry when you know that they're not quite righ~ they win catch up to you in the end.

In my case, in as much as we're talking about shopldhg, in the e d , I pt nabbed at Tower Records on Sunset Boulevard, which was my par- ents' fivorite record shop. I remember that day all too clearly- . ~t ' was one

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of those moments when I'd known something was wrong but embarkd on the adventure anyway. I ms &eels I think, and I member thinb ing, as I parked my BMX bike outside, that I should be carefbl in this atore in the hture. 'That revelvion didn't help me in the short term: I greedily s t u U cassettes in my jwket, down my pants, and glutted my clothing so much that I thought I should probably buy a i w albums $st

to throw the cashiers off. I b e h I walked up to the counter with Cheap Tiickb h a m Potin and Led Zeppelin's Horrrs o j h e Holy, and after I was rung up, I was home free in my mind.

I was outside, straddling my bike, ready tojam whena hand clamped down h a d on my shoulder. I denied everything but I was busted; they brought me up to the room above the store w h e they'd been watch4 me soell through the one-way window and they showed me the h g t .

They called my mom; I gave up all of the tapes in my pants and they a i r ~ l g t d them on a table for her to ree when she got there. I got amy with a lot as a kid, but get* busted fix shoplifting cassettes at the store my parems had f r e q u e d for so many years was an o 5 s e that meant more within the c o n k s of our fimily than it did within the let- ter of the law. 1'11 never hrget OKs expression when she came up to that office above the store and k n d me sitting there with everything I'd stokn laid out before me. She didn't say much, and she didn't have to; i was clear to me that she was over thinking that I could do m wromg.

In the end, Tower didn't press charges because all of the merchandhe was recoveied. 'Ihey kt me go on the condition that I muld newr set hot in their store again, most likely because some managtr there recog- nized that my mom was a well-liked regular.

Of coune, when I was hitad at the very same store six years hter in the video division, during m y shift h r the ht six month& I was con- vinced that romeone was going to remember that I'd been caught steal- ing and have me fired. I figured that any day now, wmeone muld figure out that I had blatantly lied on my application h n n and presumed what I knew to be true: that what I did mallilgt to lifi until I was caught was worth more than a biw months' paychecks.

usually we had weedy

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going to m r k themselves out over the next eigk years of my I&, but only once I'd found a stable family of my own design.

In the vacuum that my family's dissolution left in its wake, I made my own world. I'm lucky enough that, despite my a@, during a period of testing my boundaries, I made one friend who has never been fir from me, even when wove been worlds apart. He is still one of my cbsest con- fidants, which, after thirty years, says a fuck of a bt.

His name is Marc Canter; his fimily owns the famous L.A. institu- tion Canter's Deli on North Fairfix. 'The Canter family moved from New Jersey and opened the restaurant in the 19408 and it's been a hub for show-business types ever since, because of the f$od and the fact that it's open twenty-hr hours. It's only a half mile &om the Sunset Strip, and in the sixties it became a haven k r musicians and has remained so

ever since. In the eighties, bands like Guns had many a late-night meal there. 'The Kibbin Room, which is their bar and live music venue next door has hosted too many great nights of music to name. The Canters have been wonderful to me; they've employed me, they've sheltered me,

and I can't thank them enough. I met Marc at 'Third Street Elementary School but we didn't really

become friends until I almost stole his mini bike in fifth grade. Our friendship was solidikd &om the start. He and I hung out in

Hancock Park, which was next to the affluent neighborhood where he lived. We used to go down to the ruins of the Pan Pacific 'Theater, which is where the Grove shopping center is today. ?he Pan Pacific ws an

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amaziq relic; it had been a glamonws 1940s movie pahce, with an arched ceiling and huge screen that showed news d and defined a gtneration's worth ofcinematic cukure. In my day, it was still beautiful: thegreen Art Deco arches were still intact, though the rest war reduced to rubble. Next to the lot was a public library and a park with a b a k - ball court and a pool. Like Laurel Elernermry it war a meeting point h r kidr aged twelve to eigkeen* who, for one reason or anaches h n d their way out at night.

My friends and I were the young ones on the scene; there were chicks so far out of our league that we couldn't even counc the ways-though we did anyway. 'Ihere were flunkies and dropouts, many of whom lived in the mins of the theater and subsisted on the hod they raok from the farmers' market that took phce next door twice a week. Marc and I wem fascinated; we gained acceptance among them because usually we had weed, which was always a crowd pleaser. Meeting Marc t ibered a change in me; he was my ht best friend-he was rromeone who u n d e ~ m o d me when I felt no one ehe did Neither of us have had lives that one might cadl normal, but I'm prwd to say that we'rejust as close as we

were then. 'Ihat k my debition of family. A friend still knom you as well as they used to even if you haven't seen them in years. A true friend k them when you need him; theyie not anwnd just on holidays and weekends.

I hund that out firsthand a fiw years later. When I bare+ had money to eat, I didn't care, so long as I had money to promote Guns N' Roses. And when I didn't have money ao p r k flyem or even buy myself guitar stiings, Marc Canter was there for me He'd f iwt me the cvrh to tahe care ofwhatever needed to be done. I paid him back once I was able, once Gum got signed* but I never forgot that Calm was there for me when I was down and out.

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more I learned to pky gulor, the more I M Ike a ver$lbqq nBed my own cmatiw v o b -red through those bk sh~ngi b dm 60mdNng eke erdlrely. Nates and chords hak. beooriie o w kma- mci, more often Lttmn ndt. t~ vomt~u

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owe r all to Steven Adler-he did it, He b the reason that I play guitar, We met one nigh at the LaurelFdemermry playground when we were

thirteen, As I remember r, he wu, skateboarding miserably After a particularly hard fill, I rode over on my bike and helped him up and we were instantly inaepafabE.

Steven had p w n up in the Vahy with his mom, h b stepdad, and h b two brothers until his mom couldnPt take h b bad behavior anymore and shipped him offa, livewith hisgnadparemm in Holywood. Helwad there h the reminder ofjunior high, rrummers included, b&e he wur b u d back to h b mom to attend high school. Steven b special. be's the kind of mistit that only agrdmother can bve, but can't live with.

Steven and I met tbe summer b& eighth grade and hung out until high school since I had jut m o d k o my grandmotheri new am& in Hollywood, fmm my momi apartment in Hamock Park. Both of us were

new to our school, Bancroft Junior High as well as to the nebborhood. As bng as I kncw him, Steven mmr spent a full weeks worth of time in school out of any given month I got by because I did d enough in my art, mu& and Ehglish c b e s that my grade-poincanwap m s high enough to paaIgotAsinart,Bnglisb andmusicbecwretboee~theonlysubje!cts that heres& me. Apart kom thoee I didn't cate for much ele, d I cut

c b all the time. Since I had & o h a pad of abtnca mxices b m the adminismtion offices and f d my mom5 signature when I needed t q in the eyes of the adminiatiation, I wy there much more o h than I ever wur. But the only reason I actually graduated junior high at all was due to a teachers* strike during my hl year. Our regular mchers were rephced by substitutes who wea troo e a q h me to bulbhit and charm I don't m n t to get into it, but on more than one occasion I recall playing my teacher*^ fiorite song ongukar for the e h e class. Emugh said

To be honest, school wynk roo bad: I had a whok circk of friends, includiq a girlfriend (who we'll get to in jut a little bit) and I partrook liberally inevery exercise that m a b schoolenjoyable to stoners. Our crew met in theearly morning before homemom to mort l o c k mom-a head-

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shop brand of amyl nitrite, a chemical whose fumes expand your blood vessels and lower your blood pressun and in the process giw you a brief euphoric rush. Aker a bkw hits of bcker mom, we'd smoke a bkw cigutttes and at lunchtime recowlene in the courtyud m amoh apint.. . , We did what we could to make the school day pleasant.

When I didn't go to school Steven and I s p m the day wandering the gffver Hollywuod u# wkh our heads in the cbuds talking about music and hustling money, Wedid some offband panhandlingandoddpbe, libe moving h r n i u n h r some of the random charactem we'd meet. Hollywood has always ban a weird place that amacts odd hh, but in the late seven-

ties, with the stranp rums cukun had & from the kaiown of the &ties revohtion m the widespread useof d iup and h e d twmalmomi, there were mne really strange ones hanging around.

Idodtrwnembetbowwemet him, buttheremsoneolderguywhoused toghe us money for nothing. We'djust hang out and tallcto him; I think he aked us togo to the sawe a ampk of times. I debit+ t h g h t it m e

wtitd, but he wasn't threatening emugh todoanytbing a couple of chitteen- year-olds couldnit handk. Besides, the extra podoet cash was mwth it.

Steve had noinhibitions whatmewi; so he mamd toacquire money on a regular basis in many mp, oneofwhich was from Clark* anebbor of minein her mid-mnries who l i d down the stmet. One day we saw her sitting on her p m h when we passed by and Steven fek the inclination to

say hi to her. They staited tallkg and she invited us in; we bung out there for a whik and then I decided to take oa but Steven said that he m r p ing to stay there a littk whik h e r . It turm out that he had sex with her that night and got money off her to boot. I haw no idea how he did it, but I do knowthat hewas wkh herfourorfivetimesmore,andptmoneyeuey s iq le &me. It war unbelievable to me; I was really enviour.

But thenaga4 Steven muld alwapget involved in hatiom libe that and they o h didn't have a happy ending. In this cae, he was in the middk of sc+ Clarissa when her gay mommate walked in on them. She threw S t t ~ n o f f brand he laded hard-on first on her bedroom &or,

and that war the end of that. Seven and I gac by; I rmle an the music and rock magazines that we

needed. 'There weren't momany ocher things that we cared to spend money

on a&& from Big Gulp and c+ettes, so we were in good shape. We'd walk up and down Sunset Boulevard, then Hollywood B o u l d &om

Sunset to Doh-, checking out rock postem in the many head shop or ducking into whichever sou& or mu& st- boked exciting tour. We'd just wander, taking in the animated reality p ing on down th- We u d to hllg out at place called Piece 0' Pizza for hours, phying Van Hakn on the jujubebox over and o m It was a ritual by then: Steven had played their &st r e d for me a bkwmonths befbm It m r olne of those momencr where a new body of music totally overwhelmed me.

"You've got to hear thb:Steven said, all wide-qred. Itk this band Van Hakq they'na-f I had mydwbar becvreSteuznand Ididn'takvays see eye to eye muskally. He put the recod on, and Eddieb sob that sets off "Eiuption" came shredding through the spakerr. "Jesus C h r k ~ " I said, "what the hell is tkat?"

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