Sporting Tips

10 Rules

Rule Nr.1

Wear Sports Clothing!

Even when flying!

Rule Nr.2

Choose sports clothing of the right size!

Rule Nr.3

Make sure everything is properly stowed!

Rule Nr.4

Show your team mates how much you like them!

Rule Nr.5

But not too much!!!!!

An exception:

Formula 1

And football!

Rule Nr.6

Do not stand aroundadmiring newly discovered

muscles or limbs of the body

Rule Nr.7

Do not drink too much before Sport!

Rule Nr.8

Only use the normal techniques for your particular type of sport

Rule Nr.9

Use sports equipment in the manner they were intended!

Rule Nr.10

Doing sport keeps you fit!

Otherwise...