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A short story where Q meets Archer
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Star Trek
ENTERPRISE
_____
The Interview
A Short Story By T.L. Shull
This short story is a fan written work and is not intended to infringe upon the
copyrights of Paramount Pictures, CBS Corporation, or Pocket Books. It is
provided free of charge to all fans for your enjoyment. Unauthorized copying or
reproduction is prohibited. “Star Trek” is a registered trademark of Paramount
Pictures and CBS Corporation.
Q Universe
Central District
Site of Merging of Q Galaxy and Q Galaxy
Q was bored.
He had been bored for centuries; no – for
millennia; no – for eons.
Watching the destructive power of a dumbbell
galaxy as it collided with a spiral was fun, but the
species that were being wiped out didn‟t have enough
potential to hold his interest. Besides, it was taking
longer than he thought for the two to merge to form a
new mega-galaxy. The super-massive black hole he
knew would develop at its center would take quite some
time and he was so … bored.
He had heard that an insignificant little spiral
galaxy on the outskirts of the Q Universe was beginning
to show signs of activity. Unlike those doomed by the
two galaxies he was observing now, this galaxy was on
the other end of its existence. It was only a few billion
years old and the life forms within it were only just now
beginning to hop from one particle to the next, like
microbes leaping from one grain of sand to another.
Q said that some of the life forms were actually
quite amusing. Of course Q didn‟t believe Q, he was
always ready with a joke, but he was so … bored.
The Continuum called the piss-ant galaxy „Q‟,
not like the other galaxies they called „Q‟ – this was Q.
Q Galaxy was literally in the suburbs of the Q Universe;
and in the suburbs of the Q Galaxy there was said to be
some amusing activity.
Q told him that several of the species that had
started to move…to evolve. Some species had already
become ethereal, but as with most „quick leapers‟ they
weren‟t likely to exceed expectations. As a matter of
fact, Q said the Organians were already becoming too
full of themselves while Q said that the Nagilum were
only slightly more interesting, becoming annoying,
pesky brooders of the Q Galaxy – but they had become
so pesky, they were forgetting to better themselves and
would most likely die out within an eon or two.
But Q always took a keener interest in the
biological forms. They had a tougher road ahead of
them. They were known as the ‘slow leapers’. They
were the ones who took their time. Of course they would
die out quickly if they missed the mark, but if they
didn‟t, he felt that they were the ones who would jump
clear out of their own galaxy and maybe, just maybe out
of this prison called Q Universe by the Continuum.
The Continuum had been trying for eternity to
get out of Q Universe – to look and see what other
universes laid outside; but long ago they had been told
by the Operators that they would not be able to find the
answer to move out of Q Universe until the Symbiotic
Ones evolved.
And so the Continuum set about Q Universe to
try to find the species that would evolve…the ones that
would supposedly help them find the answer to getting
out of this boring hell-hole and see what else was out
there.
Q wanted to be the one to find them, to help
them, to assist them – without altering anything of
course, The Operators put strict rules on what The
Continuum could do – but just to help ease them down
the road a bit.
It just so happened that recently Q told Q who
told Q that there were some fascinating, albeit crude,
species developing in Q galaxy.
And Q was so ... bored.
So he gladly stopped observing the destruction of
Q Galaxy into Q Galaxy and decided to travel to the
suburbs to see what was up.
The trip was instantaneous.
He skimmed over the planets on the Q Galaxy to
view the emerging species for himself:
Vulcans?
Too pragmatic. Oppressive even. Why deny
emotion? Emotion is a core response to the flow of the
universe. They deny their very fabric! NO.
Tellarites?
Uh…cranky little hairy things. No.
Andorians?
Too suspicious. They are cute though – but, no.
Pakleds?
Ha!
Romulans? Klingons? Remans? Ocampa?
Talaxians? Dinaali? Denobulans? Cardassians?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no and no.
Borg?
Hmmm.
No, but will be interesting and maybe even a
threat. Notice sent to Continuum: Galaxy Q. Borg.
Observe.
Fluidic space species?
Quaint, but no.
Changelings?
Ugh – Changelings. Pathetic creatures. Need
refining. No.
Q was about to give up hope of finding anything
remotely fun in Q Galaxy until he saw something that
tripped him up.
A tiny ship.
A silver, tubular speck of metal departed an only
slightly larger speck of dust – an infinitesimally small,
blue, water-covered blip of a thing …
He soared closer.
Earth? Terra?
He watched from afar because the Vulcans had
noticed the tubular speck too. When something piques
the interest of a Vulcan, Q knew there might be a spark;
Vulcans only operated out of fear and jealousy, and he
knew they would move in to control things.
This would be the test. Would the Terrans sit
back and let Vulcan dictate them? Or did they have the
capacity for independent thought – something The
Operators said was a necessary ingredient for the
Symbiotic Ones, for they had to be able to stand up the
Continuum themselves.
Q thought it was wholly impossible but he‟d give
it a try.
Why?
Because he was so ... bored.
By the time Q finished his next thought, he was
amused to see that the species, who called themselves
Human, had done something a little odd. Instead of
rejecting Vulcan, or even becoming their subjects, the
Humans were much cleverer than that. They had selected
bits and pieces of advice from Vulcan and used the best
parts to start their own path.
They ended war. They ended poverty. They still
had to get rid of economy of scale, but that would come
with time – and time was something Q had in
abundance.
Q smirked. As Q had said, the species in this
galaxy had been terribly amusing to watch, but certainly
this Human species would only survive a few more
centuries.
It was a shame really; Q had always hoped the
Symbiotic Ones would be a biological species. The very
idea of it rubbed the Continuum the wrong way, and he
certainly enjoyed watching the Continuum when they
were rubbed the wrong way.
He was just about to turn back towards
Downtown – the center of the universe – when his eye
caught the flash of another ship departing the tiny blue
speck. This time it moved away from its own system and
started to move about the other grains that littered the
droplet of its galaxy.
He let several other thoughts drift through his
mind and when he turned his attentions back to the little
frontier ship that called itself Enterprise NX-01, he
allowed himself to forget how bored he was.
They were actually on the brink of forging an
alliance? Multiple species gathering together? Vulcans
even? Tellarites too? The most crotchety of all species in
this stupid little whirl and the Humans got them to play
along? They got Andorians to stay in the same room with
Vulcans, let alone be close to having them agree to
combine forces?
Who are these Humans?
He looked closer. There was definitely one who
was the flashpoint for this. A strange looking thing –
well, all humanoids were weird looking – but he was
unique among them. He was the reason the Humans
were able to persuade the others to shape-up or ship-out.
Q was intrigued.
His boredom dissipated and he veered in for
closer inspection of the creature. He blinked in to view
the bridge of the microscopic tin can.
Q wanted to know more about this … this …
Captain.
Who is he?
***
Captain Jonathan Archer was startled awake in
his bed on the NX-01 when his water polo ball fell on his
head.
Annoyed, he jumped up and tried to figure out
what caused the ship to pitch so hard then realized that
the ship hadn‟t entered any turbulence at all.
He looked to the ball now rolling on the deck
towards the dog bed where his beagle Porthos watched it
with a tilted head of canine curiosity.
Archer rubbed his forehead where the bright
yellow ball had smacked it. “I must have placed it too
close to the edge of the shelf last night, Porthos. The
vibration from the warp core probably tipped it over.”
Archer scowled when Porthos suddenly jumped
up and began to growl at him. Confused by the beagle‟s
reaction, Archer leaned forward and with concern said,
“What did I say?”
“I think it doesn‟t like you,” said a cool, male
voice from behind him.
Archer shot off the bed and turned in a fit of
shock and fear to see a dark-haired, middle-aged man,
shirtless, but obviously dressed in the same pajama
bottoms as him, resting on the bed where he once lay.
“Who the hell?!” he yelled loudly.
Porthos began barking relentlessly at the intruder.
The man smirked with annoyance at the dog. “Do
you mind?” He ever-so-slightly moved his hand with a
dismissive gesture and Porthos vanished from sight.
Infuriated and still in fight-or-flight mode
brought on by the sudden rush of adrenaline, Archer
bolted for the comm button on the opposing wall.
“Bridge this is the Captain! Intruder alert!”
The man didn‟t flinch and only shook his head
pathetically. “They can‟t hear you. It‟s just you and me
now.”
Archer spun back to look at the man now
sprawled out over his bed. “Who the hell are you?!”
“Name‟s Q.”
“Q?! What kind of a name is that?”
The man obviously took offense and sat up in the
bed. “Well what kind of a name is Archer? Sounds twice
as dumb if you ask me...”
“What are you doing here? What do you want?!”
Archer looked to the now empty dent in the pillow where
Porthos once rested, “and what the hell did you do with
my dog?!”
The man calmly stood from the bed, pursing his
lips. “Tsk, tsk, tsk Captain, is your species always so
defensive?”
Archer was incredulous. “You just appeared in
my bed, scared the living daylights out of me, made my
dog vanish and you think I‟m being defensive? You
haven‟t seen the beginning of defensive bub…” Archer
launched himself at the man in fury but the man
disappeared in a quick flash of light before Archer could
reach him. Archer crashed face-first onto his bed.
“Hmm...” The voice emitted from thin air.
Archer spun his head in every direction, fury
oozing out of his very pores.
“You bullied them!” said the voice with a startled
tone.
Archer yelled at the air around him, “Bullied
who? Who are you?!”
“I told you already you pathetic little flea: I. Am.
Q.”
Archer rolled his head over his shoulders then
rolled his shoulders themselves trying to ease the tension
that had sprung in his muscles. He jutted his jaw forward
and decided to ignore the being and just get himself
dressed. He moved to the drawer and pulled out his
uniform, but before he could drop his pajamas, he looked
down to see that he was already dressed in his uniform.
He ran his hands over himself to make sure it was real.
“I didn‟t really need to see you undress,” the
voice said and a flash of light revealed the brown-haired
man once more, except he was also dressed in an
identical uniform as Archer. A thin yellow strip crossed
his chest and lilted down off the shoulder of the royal
blue suit and four rectangular pips shone from the right
side of his chest.
Archer stood still. He let his anger stew as he
glared at the being who now sat on the edge of his bed.
“I suppose this is how you make first contact with all
new species?” Archer snarled. “Hell of a way to make an
impression.”
Q pursed his lips and smiled sarcastically, “I‟m
not here to make an impression on you Captain. I‟m here
to see what kind an impression you can make upon me.”
“You do this by frightening other species? What
kind an impression do you think we would make?”
Archer could feel his blood pressure start to ease. If this
entity wanted to harm him he likely would have done so
by now.
“It‟s been interesting so far: adrenaline rush,
attempt to kill and now stepping back to see what I‟m
going to do next. It‟s a bit reactionary, but normal for
primates,” Q replied lightly.
Archer tried to put order in his head. “Who are
you?”
Frustrated, Q crossed his arms across his chest.
“Are you deaf? I told you. I am Q.”
Archer rolled his eyes. “Yes. You told me you
are Q. But what is your species?”
“Q.”
Archer bit his lip. “Your species is Q.”
“Yes.”
“Do you have a name…yourself?”
“Q.”
Archer tried to keep himself from falling into one
of Trip‟s Abbot and Costello movie routines. He took a
deep breath in and spoke once more…very calmly.
“Your species is Q and your name is Q?”
“Yes.”
Archer tried desperately to keep from rolling his
eyes. “Okay then. I am Captain Jon…”
“Captain Jonathan Archer of the Earth Starfleet
ship Enterprise, registration number NX-01, currently en
route to its home planet of Terra or Terra Prime,
affectionately known as Earth. Terra…Earth…same
word, two different languages. It means “dirt” or that
from which they came. English lost out to the Latin in
the fight over semantics but the species uses them
interchangeably because those who spoke English just
couldn‟t give up the fight…”
Archer was actually intrigued by this odd fellow
who sat so comfortably on his bed. “You seem to know
an awful lot about us. What can you tell me about you?”
Q let a wry smile cross his face and he lifted a
singular eyebrow. “In due course Captain. Tell me
something if you would, we noticed that you had
arranged for this little get together on Terra Prime, a
conglomeration if you will. It involves four species from
your neighborhood.”
Archer let a smirk cross his lips. “The Coalition
of Planets. We are on our way to sign the treaty right
now.”
Q stood rapidly. “Vulcans?”
“Yes.”
“And Andorians, together?” Q looked astounded.
“How Archer? How did you do it? How did you get
them to see past their stupidity?”
Archer let a frustrated huff escape his chest. “It
wasn‟t easy that‟s for sure. It took them a long time to
see that they had more in common than differences.”
“And the Tellarites? They‟re rude little hairy
things. How did you get the Vulcans and the Andorians
to even speak to them?”
Archer smiled outright. “Tellarites only pretend
to be rude. Like you, they test their neighbors by jabbing
them first to see how they react.”
Q pulled his head back with false disdain.
“Ouch.”
“I only call „em like I see „em … Q.”
“You intrigue me Archer. Humanity … intrigues
me,” Q said with sincerity.
Archer‟s stomach turned. The entity's voice was
gentle and caring, but the look in this man‟s eyes said
something much, much deeper – as if the fate of the
Earth rested solely in his glare. “I‟m not so sure that‟s a
good thing,” Archer replied honestly.
Q smiled. “You may not be a dumb as you look.
Well, I‟m off. I‟m going to watch this Coalition for
awhile. See if it develops any … potential.”
“Well, I can‟t say it was a pleasure meeting you.
Next time you stop in, do you mind knocking first?”
“You‟ll never remember anyway, so why should
I care?”
“Excuse me?” Archer stated, but woke up when a
water polo ball struck him on the head. He sat up and
looked around and watched as the bright yellow ball
rolled slowly across the deck toward Porthos who stared
at it with the tilted head of canine curiosity.
“Hmm… “ Archer rubbed his forehead, felt to
see if the ship would encounter any more turbulence,
then rolled over and went back to sleep.
-Fin-