Stuff for LieblingBreakfast Good morning liebling egg-toastIngredients: eggs (PROTEIIIIIIN) cheese butter breadhow to:1. push the middle of the bread with your finger till you make a space for the real shit2. drop a small portion of the butter on the bread,dont need to grease it,it will melt anyways3. break the egg and pour it into its swimming pool or bed or whatsoever in the bread. you get the point,right?4. put carefully slices of cheese on the egg. 5. youre almost finished,youll just have to add salt and pepper and paprika on it and put it in the oven till the cheese melts and browns a bit6. GUTEN APPETIT

LunchGrandma does it better cole and potato pottage (the one you ate at Mami)Ingredients: Half of a cole (Grnkohl in german) 1 kgs of potato 1 coffee spoon of Kreuzkmmel 2-3 deciliters of sauerrahm salt & pepperhow to:1. wash the cole and slice it into finger-sized slices2. peel the potatoes and slice them into cubes(small ones,cuz the cole gets done faster and they have to be cooked soft at the same time)3. put these two ingredients into a pot with as much water as it covers the vegetables,not more4. put the Kreuzkmmel in it with salt5. when all of this shit gets soft,get a big spoon(which you use for soups) and get two spoonful potatoes outta the water and put it into the mixer with the sauerrahm and mix it baaaaaby shake it yeah mix it FUCKYEAH6. sorry bout that7. then put the mixed shit back into the pot boil it again till it bubbles or what 8. youre ready. enjoy. without meat its basically shit.It should look something like this-> (like vomit after a bad night of drinking)

First time youve seen my mom Mushroom paprika/stewIngredients: one small onion, diced green bell pepper, cubed 1 medium size tomato, cubed 3 tablespoons of olive oil 2 tbs. Hungarian paprika 400 grams button mushrooms 2 deciliters(approximately,put as much as it seems normal)fat-free sour cream 2 clove of garlic, minced 1 tbs. parsley, chopped cup vegetable broth or vegeta salt pepperhow to:1. heat up the oil in a pan2. Add onions, garlic and cook until they start turning brown.3. Bring in the pepper and tomato cubes and cook them for 2 minutes on medium heat4. Add mushroom, paprika, salt, and stir them well.5. Add vegetable broth and cook until the mushrooms start to soften.6. Lower heat and mitix in the sour cream.7. Cook the paprikash for another couple of mins. until it is all done.8. Sprinkle the dish with the hopped parsley, and serve it over whole wheat pasta, quinoa, or brown rice.9. swear at me if the recipe is shit,Ive never done this one before. yuck.10. It should look something like this,make sure you didnt buy poisonous mushrooms.

Dinner How to make someone fart in 10 mins cheese saladIngredients apples mozarella cheese smoked cheese hard boiled eggs mayo sour cream pepper,salt basil onionshow to:1. Oh god,its just a fuckin salad,you just cut the stuff into similar pieces(ideally cubes) mix the sour cream with mayo(as much as you want,make sure you taste it countiniously till you like it) you can put olives in it as well2. PROFIT. (you can also put this cheese salad into pears,as we did.)Side salad for this shit if you dont fuck it upIngredients: olives olive oil salad( its called bird salad in hungary looks like this-> tomatoes mozarella pepperhow to:1. come oooooooooon

Scroll down if you wanna see my favourite hungarian poem in german. Since I dont know german I have no idea if the translation gives back the feeling. #fml #poem #wisdom #heartbreaking

Habichtshochzeit im Herbstlaub (German)

Los jetzt. Dem Herbst entgegenfliegen,Kreischend und weinend uns bekriegen,Zwei Habichte mit wunden Flgeln.

Gefangen in des Sommers Ketten,Flgelschlagend die Liebe retten,So wten unsere Kugefechte.

Jagen uns aus dem Sommer heraus, Im Herbst irendwo ruhn wir uns aus,Verliebt und mit zerzausten Federn.

Das mu unsre letzte Hochzeit sein,Ins Fleisch bohren sich die Schnbel ein,Dann strzen wir ab ins feuchte Laub.L