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    We are Summary Judgment.We come with thunder and war drums!

    We come with steely visages and raging howls!

    We come with much-battered armor and always-thirsty blades!

    We are . . . Summary Judgment.

    We seek not the honeyed praise of bards nor the enticements of society's glittering rewards. We crave no titles,no appointments, no authority, no riches, no comfort, no security. We come with noses to the wind, as huntingwolves, in search of all those who DARE to raise fist or claw against the children of the True Gods, lusting withunbridled passion for only THIS: their doom . . . their demise . . . their END!

    We call upon all who are Warriors in spirit to join us in ridding Toril of darkness, corruption, and tyranny.Wherever life and freedom are threatened, we shall be there, unrelenting in our mission to CRUSH the enemiesof our people. Whatever your weapons of choice, whether you fight with sly cunning, ancient knowledge, orbrute force, you are welcome to do battle under our banner if a real Warrior's heart beats within your breast.

    We are Summary Judgment!

    The Warrior's Wayd Fruitful negotiation begins AFTER you've cleaned the defeated adversary's blood from your boots.

    Fresh wounds bring clarity and civility to a discussion.

    d Violence may not always solve everything, but it's always a good start. Immediate, brutal actioncarries much more weight than toothless threats and hand-wringing.

    d Surrender from a beaten, honorable foe shall be accepted. Lies, bribes, and compromises from anuntouched coward shall not. A Warrior makes no deal with injustice.

    d Revere only those True Gods who preserve life and freedom by embodying strength, valor, and honor.A Warrior owes NOTHING to the rest of the so-called divinities, nor their craven, feeble-mindedfollowers.

    d Be wise in your tactics, but when the time comes to strike, erase thought and BE nothing but raw Fury.A Warrior balances the clever eyes of the Serpent with the burning blood of the Wolverine.

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    The Greater of the True Gods - to be highly revered, served, and emulatedd Amaunatord Angharradhd

    Arvoreen

    d Bahamutd Berronar Truesilverd Clangeddin Silverbeardd Corellond Garl Glittergoldd Kelemvord Mielikkid Moradind Seluned Shevarashd Silvanusd Solonor Thelandirad Tempusd Thard Harrd The Red Knightd Tormd Uthgard Valkur

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    The Lesser of the True Gods - to be modestly respected but not ardently followed Akadi

    Baervan Wildwanderer

    Baravar Cloakshadow Beshaba ** Callarduran Smoothhands

    Chauntea

    Deep Sashelas

    Dugmaren Brightmantle

    Erevan Ilesere Fenmarel Mestarine

    Gond

    Grumbar

    Ilmater

    Istishia

    Jergal Kossuth

    Labelas Enoreth

    Marthammor Duin

    Oghma

    Shiallia

    Siamorphe Tymora

    ** (Note: Beshaba is an evil goddess, but she is the consort ofTempus and part of his pantheon at Warrior'sRest. We do not worship her, nor freely allow the wickedness of her followers, but she is given a degree ofrespect due to her allegiances.)

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    The Questionable Gods - to be greatly disdained but barely tolerated Brandobaris

    Cyrrollalee

    Lliira Milil

    Sharess

    Sheela Peryoyl

    Sune

    Vergadain

    Waukeen

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    The False Gods - to be utterly hated and violently opposed Abbathor

    Asmodeus

    Auril Bahgtru

    Bane

    Bazim-Gorag

    Cyric

    Fzoul Chembryl

    Garagos Ghaunadaur

    Hoar

    Hruggek

    Lolth

    Loviatar

    Luthic Maglubiyet

    Malar

    Obould

    Shar

    Shargaas

    Sseth Talona

    Tiamat

    Umberlee

    Vaprak

    Zehir

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    Our requirements to join are simple:

    d If you agree with our Way, and primarily worship one of the Greater of theTrue Gods, then you belong in our ranks, and will be accepted on your word

    alone. Welcome, brother or sister!

    d If you agree with our Way, and primarily worship one of the Lesser of the TrueGods, then you MAY have a place with us, and will be accepted with specialpermission, after proving yourself suitable. A Warrior you may yet be.

    d If you primarily worship one of the Questionable Gods, then you would notunderstand our Way, and you are not a Warrior. You shall not carry ourbanner.

    d If you pay any homage whatsoever to one of the False Gods, then you areanathema to our Way, and you are our sworn foe. We shall crush you beneathour feet!

    If you have the heart and soul of a Warrior born

    if you would raise arms against the hordes of darkness who even now lick their teetheagerly in anticipation of the doom of all that is ours

    if you honor the True Gods and have no love for those who lure the souls of humanityinto complacency and death with sweet lies and nave promises

    then cast your lot and spill your blood with US, Warrior!

    We are Summary Judgment.