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Warning: The following presentation contains trade secrets and paradoxically sensitive material. Only authorized Browne Chronometric Engineering, Inc., personnel with proper clearance may proceed.

The Ins and Outs of Time Travel

Browne Chronometric Engineering, Inc.Presents

Vs.

Part 6: Synchronic Matter

Tale of the Synchronic Chicken

We begin with a chicken.

Which lays an egg.

An egg we will send back in time.

Ye Olden Days

In the past, the egg arrives.

It is incubated until it hatches.

In the past, the egg arrives.

The chick is well fed and taken care of
until it grows . . .

. . . Into the Chicken of Today

The same chicken we had before.

Which lays an egg.

An egg we will send back in time.

The Cycle Repeats Infinitely

Our chicken exists because it will exist.

It exists, because it's its own mother.

The Chicken is Synchronic Matter

Synchronic matter is matter that only
exists in a temporal loop.

Synchronic matter has no origin.

Synchronic matter has no end.

It is a natural byproduct of time travel.

Take a Deep Breath

Now travel back in time and breathe out.

How many times have you done this?

How many others have done this?

How much of the air that you are breathing right now has traveled in time?

17% of All the Air We Breathe Today Is Synchronic Matter

Non-Temporal

Air

Currently Bi

-

located Air

Synchronic Air

Air That Has

Time Traveled,

But Is Neither

Synchronic

Nor Currently

Bilocated

The Synchronic Chicken Is
A Dangerous Chicken

What if we send back the wrong egg?

What if we send back every egg this chicken lays?

?

?

The Synchronic Chicken Is
A Dangerous Chicken

Couldn't we be overrun by chickens?

How do we prevent this nightmare?

We Already Did!

The 6th egg she lays.

All we have to do is remember what that was.

Perhaps we recall that when we first got the egg in the past there was something written on it.

Or Better Yet!

The 6th egg she lays.

We could copy what's written on the egg on to a note.

That way, our future selves will know for sure which egg to send back.

And attach that note to the baby chick's leg, as if it were a carrier pigeon.

The 6th egg she lays.

This Message Is Synchronic Data

Paradoxically sensitive information about the future & past that guides
us in the creation of synchronic matter,
synchronic energy and/or more
synchronic data.

The 6th egg she lays.

It's the Age-Old Adage

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Same with Our
Synchronic Data

The 6th egg she lays.

Who wrote the message first?

We of the present, with the egg?

Or we of the past, with the chicken?

The 6th egg she lays.

This Is How the Ansari Anachronometer Works

It is a storehouse of synchronic data.

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As the temps meddle in the past, the LEDs begin to light up.

This informs them of the risks they're taking with the timeline.

And they adjust their behavior accordingly.

Once the Temps Return to the Home Office

We record all the data on the anachronometer, including:

Where and when the temps arrived in the past;

Which temps were involved;

And when each LED lit up, the precise order and timing.

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The Data Is Then Sent Back
To the Beginning of the Work Day

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So that the temp manager can pre-program the anachronometer with its lighting cues...

...And gather the appropriate temps for their impending assignment.

But How Do We Know It Works?

If the LEDs are just lighting up in a random pattern, how do we know it is accurately measuring pressure on the timeline?

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Do you recall our chicken nightmare?

The same way we know we sent the right egg back.

?

?

We Know It Works Because
It Already Has

Or the right number of eggs.

Because If We Didn't Our Present Would Be Very Different Indeed

If the Anachronometer wasn't an
accurate measure of temporal stress...

...And the temps were acting on this
misinfromation...

...we already wouldn't exist.

The Anasari Anachronometer

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You know it works,
because it already has.

Another precision tool
to protect the future of our past fromBrowne Chronometric Engineering, Inc.

Please continue to Part 7:
The Effects of Synchronic Currencies
On the Global Exchange