2013 PRODUCT CATALOG

I THINK MORE PEOPLE SHOULD SEND ACTUAL MAIL,

BEFORE WE FORGET WHAT THE POSTAL SERVICE DOES.PARTICULARLY THOSE OF MY EMAILING & TEXTING GENERATION,

I ALSO THOROUGHLY ENJOY CELEBRATING RANDOM THINGS IN LIFE.

I HOPE THEY MAKE PEOPLE SAY “HAHA! SO FUNNY. I MUST SEND THIS TO MY BFF.”

Because everyone needs to LAUGH and share some HAPPINESS.

“TEN-FOUR.”

So, I took my love of typography and bright colors, and madefunny, random cards and paper goods. They are kind of snarky and tend to ramble on a bit. Most are based on my anxieties about growing up and figuring out what “adult” life is really all about.

I may or may not plan and host birthday parties for my dog.

He wrote me lots of love letters from Georgia. He signed them “Over and Out.”

HOORAY FOR PAPER!

• A7 Size (5” x 7” Folded)• Blank Interior• Metallic Shimmer Silver Envelope• Printed Full Color on Extra-Smooth White Cover Paper• Printed Professionally in the United States

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HAPPYHAPPY BIRTHDAY!

A WISH FROM ME TO YOU!I’M GLAD THAT IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAYSO I CAN PARTY, TOO! HEY!NOW WHERE’S MY HALF OF THE CAKE?

GO SHORTYIT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

LET’S HAVE A FANTASTIC PARTY!WE CAN INVITE LOTS OF PEOPLE, DANCE LIKE ABSOLUTE

NUTCASES, WEAR OUTFITS THAT SOME MIGHT DEFINEAS SLUTTY, AND CONSUME LOTS OF ADULT BEVERAGES.

PEOPLE WILL BE JEALOUSAND WISH THEY WERE INVITED.

YAHOOIT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

WE SHOULD GO OUT TO EAT!LET’S GO TO A RESTAURANT WHERE A BUNCH OFDISGRUNTLED, TEENAGE WAITERS WILL SING YOUAN ANNOYINGLY OBNOXIOUS BIRTHDAY SONG.

THERE’S USUALLYFREE DESSERT INVOLVED.

OH EM GEEYOU’RE TURNING 30!

LET’S GO OUT AND GET WILD!WE CAN GET GIRLY DRINKS AT A BAR WHERE YOUPROBABLY WON’T GET CARDED ANYMORE AND

PRETEND WE ARE STILL YOUNG AND HIP.

NOTHING SAYS “CLASSY” LIKEREFUSING TO ACCEPT YOUR AGE.

Happy Birthday — Half of CakeGC-13-01

Happy Birthday — Fantastic PartyGC-13-02

Happy Birthday — Free DessertGC-13-03

Happy Birthday — Turning 30GC-13-04

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WOOHOOTODAY’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

I PROPOSE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY.THERE SHOULD BE PARADES, BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES PARADES, LOTS OF FOOD AND SUGAR, ANDTONS OF FIREWORKS AND MUSIC. AND HONESTLY,

I COULD REALLY USEA DAY OFF OF WORK.

HOLY COWYOU ACTUALLY GRADUATED!

I KNEW YOU WOULD DO GREAT THINGS.WHEN OTHERS SAID YOU’D PROBABLY FLUNK OUTI ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU’D HAVE SOME GENIUS IDEATHAT WOULD MAKE YOU HEAPS OF MONEY SOME DAY.

IF YOU EVER WANT TO THANK ME,

I LOVE DIAMONDS.

HUZZAHYOU’RE EMPLOYED!

YOU’RE MY NEW RICH FRIEND.YOU MAY NOT ACTUALLY BE WEALTHY, BUT YOU HAVE

MORE MONEY THAN I DO AND YOU DON’T LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS. HENCE, YOU ARE LOADED.

I’M KINDA POOR.WANT TO BUY ME SHOES?

CONGRATSYOU GOT A JOB!

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF CUBICLES,HOURS STARING AT A SMALL BLUE RECTANGLE,TIMED LUNCH BREAKS, LIMITED VACATION, AND DAYSWHERE YOU’D KILL SOMEONE FOR A CUP OF COFFEE.

IT’S KINDA LIKE PRISON.

Happy Birthday — National HolidayGC-13-05

Graduation — I Love DiamondsGC-13-06

New Job — Buy Me ShoesGC-13-07

New Job — It’s Like PrisonGC-13-08

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WAHOOYOU GOT AN APARTMENT!

A PLACE ALL TO YOURSELF!I’M SURE IT’S INCREDIBLY FREEING TO LIVE IN A NEWSPACE ALL ALONE. FYI, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN’T

WATCH ANY CRIME-RELATED TELEVISION, AND

I WOULDN’T TALK TO THECREEPER DOWN THE HALL.

HOLY CRAPYOU BOUGHT A HOUSE!

I HOPE IT’S NOT HAUNTED.I KNOW PEOPLE SAY GHOSTS AREN’T REAL,BUT ONE DAY IT’S ALL SUNSHINE AND NEW PAINTAND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU NEED TO

CALL AN EXORCIST.

WELL CRAPYOU GUYS BROKE UP.

LET’S EAT SOME FATTY FOOD!LIKE ICE CREAM, CHOCOLATE, COOKIES,MARSHMALLOWS, BROWNIES, CUPCAKES, ICING,MILKSHAKES, DONUTS, AND OTHER FORMS OF SUGAR.

BECAUSE WHEN YOU’RE SAD,THERE ARE NO CALORIES.

OH MY GODYOU GOT ENGAGED!

I CAN BE YOUR MAID OF HONOR!I KNOW PEOPLE DON’T USUALLY APPOINT THEMSELVES, BUT I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULDKNOW THAT I WRITE FABULOUS TOASTS AND

I LOOK REALLY GOOD IN UGLY DRESSES.

New Apartment — Creepy NeighborGC-13-09

New House — Not HauntedGC-13-10

Break Up — Eat Fatty FoodGC-13-11

Engagement — Maid of HonorGC-13-12

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HALLELUJAHHE FINALLY PROPOSED!

YOU GET TO BE THE BRIDE!NOW, I KNOW THIS IS CRAZY EXCITINGAND IT’S REALLY EASY TO GET OVERWHELMED,BUT LET’S REMEMBER THIS IS A “HAPPY” DAY.

PLEASE TRY NOT TO GOPSYCHOTIC ON ME.

HOORAYYOU’RE GETTING MARRIED!

FOR YOUR BACHELORETTE PARTY,I WENT TO A LINGERIE STORE TO BUY YOU A PRESENT.BUT THEN I REALIZED, YOU DON’T NEED TO WOO A MAN.

YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE. WHO WANTS YOU FOREVER.

I BOUGHT MYSELFI, HOWEVER, AM VERY ALONE. SO INSTEAD,

SOME FANCY PANTIES.

CONGRATSYOU CRAZY LOVEBIRDS!

I’M SO EXCITED TO CELEBRATE!THERE’S NOTHING LIKE THE BEAUTY OF TWOWONDERFUL PEOPLE VOWING TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND EVER UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

I DO GET SOME FREECHAMPAGNE, RIGHT?

STUPENDOUSYOU GOT A DOG!

IT’S KINDA LIKE HAVING A KIDAND A LITTLE PAL THAT LOVES YOU NO MATTER WHAT.

YOU CAN HUG IT AND GIVE IT KISSES AND CALL ITYOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD,

BUT IT’S ACCEPTABLETO LEAVE IT AT HOME IN A CAGE.

Engagement — Don’t Go PsychoticGC-13-13

Bachelorette — Fancy PantiesGC-13-14

Wedding — Free ChampagneGC-13-15

New Dog — Acceptable CageGC-13-16

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STUPENDOUSYOU GOT A CAT!

LET’S JUST KEEP IT AT ONE THOUGH. I’M SURE IT’S CUTE AND FLUFFY AND HILARIOUS, BUTTO BE HONEST THEY KIND OF GIVE ME THE CREEPS.AND FOR MY SOCIAL AND GENERAL WELL-BEING

I DON’T THINK I CAN BEASSOCIATED WITH THE CRAZY CAT LADY.

HOLY COWYOU ARE PREGGO!

COW MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST WORD.I MEAN YES YOU ARE A BIT BIGGER THAN NORMAL AND

YOUR ANKLES MAY HAVE DOUBLED IN SIZE, BUT YOUARE EATING FOR TWO AND GROWING A PERSON.

YOU LOOK SO SKINNY!I’M SURE THE OTHER MOMS ARE JEALOUS.

A MINIATURE COPY OF YOU!

OH BOYYOU HAD A BABY!

HE’LL HAVE YOUR BRAINS, GOOD LOOKS, AND AMAZING

PERSONALITY. THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE SARCASMON MY PART. I HAVEN’T DECIDED YET. EITHER WAY,

I’M NOT SURE THEWORLD IS READY FOR THIS.

HEY GIRLYOU HAD A BABY!

A MINIATURE COPY OF YOU!SHE’LL HAVE YOUR BRAINS, GOOD LOOKS, AND AMAZING

PERSONALITY. THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE SARCASMON MY PART. I HAVEN’T DECIDED YET. EITHER WAY,

I’M NOT SURE THEWORLD IS READY FOR THIS.

New Cat — Crazy Cat LadyGC-13-17

Pregnancy — You Look SkinnyGC-13-18

New Baby — Oh BoyGC-13-19

New Baby — Hey GirlGC-13-20

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• A6 Size (6.25” x 4.5” Folded)• Blank Interior• Metallic Shimmer Silver Envelope• Printed Full Color on Extra-Smooth White Cover Paper• Printed Professionally in the United States

Each design or box must be ordered in multiples of 6.

$4.20 MSRPSINGLE CARD

$20.00 MSRPSINGLE DESIGN

BOX OF 8

$24.00 MSRPMULTI-DESIGN

BOX OF 10

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WE’RE LIKE BFF. YOU’RE MY FAVORITE.

HOPE YER DOIN’ DANDY! YOU COMPLETE ME.

WORD TO YOUR MOTHER.

You’re My HeroSingle: NCBT-13-01S • Box of 8: NCBT-13-01B

Hugs & KissesSingle: NCBT-13-02S • Box of 8: NCBT-13-02B

Howdy PartnerSingle: NCBT-13-04S • Box of 8: NCBT-13-04B

Love Ya BunchesSingle: NCBT-13-05S • Box of 8: NCBT-13-05B

What Is UpwardSingle: NCBT-13-03S • Box of 8: NCBT-13-03B

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No Boring EmailsSingle: NCI-13-01S • Box of 8: NCI-13-01B

Thank You — I Love You ForeverSingle: NCI-13-02S • Box of 8: NCI-13-02B

Hello There — Hang Out SoonSingle: NCI-13-04S • Box of 8: NCI-13-04B

I Love You — Big DealSingle: NCI-13-05S • Box of 8: NCI-13-05B

Thank You — Repay with CupcakesSingle: NCI-13-03S • Box of 8: NCI-13-03B

I COULD HAVE SENT BUT I WROTE YOU A NOTE ON SPIFFY PAPER INSTEAD!

I’M HIGH CLASS LIKE THAT.

YOU A BORING EMAIL,THANK YOU SO FOR THAT SUPER AWESOME THING YOU DID!

I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER.

VERY VERY MUCH

WHY HELLO THEREWHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

WE NEED TO HANG OUT SOON.

MY BESTEST FRIEND! THAT I LOVE YOU?BECAUSE I DO. EVEN MORE THAN ICE CREAM.

THAT’S KIND OF A BIG DEAL.

HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY

THANKS SO MUCHYOU ARE A STUPENDOUS AND WONDERFUL FRIEND!

I SHALL REPAY YOU WITH CUPCAKES.

FOR THINKING OF ME!

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• 5.5” x 8.5”• 50 Sheets per Note Pad• Printed Full Color on Extra-Smooth White Text Paper• Printed Professionally in the United States

$15.00 MSRP

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FOOD I NEED TO BUY

REMEMBER THE ICE CREAM

OR FOOD I WANT TO EATFOOD I SHOULD BUY

DON’T FORGET THE BOOZE

BEFORE I GET CRANKY HUNGRY

IMPORTANT NOTES

PLEASE DON’T KILL MY CAT

FOR THE PET SITTER

OUR ADDRESS

OUR CELL PHONE NUMBERS

VETERINARIAN

OUR HOME PHONE NUMBER

OTHER NOTES

IMPORTANT NOTES

PLEASE DON’T KILL MY DOG

FOR THE PET SITTER

OUR ADDRESS

OUR CELL PHONE NUMBERS

VETERINARIAN

OUR HOME PHONE NUMBER

OTHER NOTES

Food I Need to Buy — Ice CreamNP-13-01

Food I Should Buy — BoozeNP-13-02

Important Notes Pet Sitter — CatNP-13-03

Important Notes Pet Sitter — DogNP-13-04

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IMPORTANT NOTES

REMEMBER TO FEED MY CHILD

FOR THE BABYSITTER

OUR ADDRESS

OUR CELL PHONE NUMBERS

PEDIATRICIAN

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY

WHERE WE WILL BE

OUR HOME PHONE NUMBER

BABY’S SCHEDULE

MOMMY WILL GO CRAZY

DON’T FORGET NAP TIME

TIME FEED DIAPER NAP

THINGS TO PACK

“ACCIDENTALLY” FORGET PHONE

FOR MY FANTASTICAL VACAYTHINGS I SHOULD DO

PROCRASTINATE BY MAKING LISTS

IN ORDER TO APPEAR BUSY

Important Notes Babysitter — FeedNP-13-05

Baby Schedule — Crazy MommyNP-13-06

Things to Pack — Forget PhoneNP-13-07

Things I Should Do — ProcrastinateNP-13-08

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THINGS TO DO LATER

WHICH IS PROBABLY NEVER

WHEN I FEEL LIKE ITCHORES FOR YOU

BECAUSE I SAID SO

AROUND THE HOUSE

PLAN FOR TODAY

BECAUSE I’M NEUROTIC

DOWN TO THE MINUTE

TIME TO DO

WORKOUT PLAN

CARDIO IS THE DEVIL

TO GET MY BUTT IN SHAPE

EXERCISE REPS OR TIME

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Things to Do Later — Probably NeverNP-13-09

Chores for You — I Said SoNP-13-10

Plan for Today — NeuroticNP-13-11

Workout Plan — Cardio DevilNP-13-12

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