Ten Weird Stories That Might Make You Laugh Out Loud

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Ten weird stories that might make

you laugh out loud

Source:www.GoWeirdFacts.com

1.Don’t forget to put on hand break while

having sex in car

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This photo was posted in a famous Chinese forum.

It’s a sunshine day, the couple drove in the lakeside road,

the fresh air of the lake was so clear, the life was

so bright. Romantic music, romantic sights, romantic

moon(sorry, it should be the Sun), the couple felt an

irresistible impulse to stop to do something

romantic, unfortunately they forgot to put on the handbrake and the car was parked on a slope, that’s how this

weird photo was taken.

The couple insisted that they are just swimming and the

car unluckily fell into the lake. Whatever, don’t forget to put

on the hand brake on the slope, especially on the lakeside,

this is blood lesson.



2. Man disguises his tortoise as hamburger to

pass security check

On July 29,2013, Mr. Li came to Guangzhou Baiyun

International Airport, he would travel to Beijing, but when

he was going through security, security official found that

his packaged KFC Hamburg was questionable, and then

checked. ‖Sir, is there a tortoise in your bag?‖ The airport

official asked. ‖No, just hamburger, there’s nothing

more.‖ Mr. Li began to tongue- tied and didn’t accept the

inspection. At Security official’s repeated requests, Mr. Liadmitted that there was a tortoise in his bag. According to

himself, he thought about this method in order to travel

together with his beloved tortoise, however, it was still

seen through. Finally, Mr. Li gave the tortoise to his friend

to take care of.

http://www.goweirdfacts.com/man-disguises-his-tortoise-as-hamburger-to-pass-security-check.html






3. Is Daddy scared of me?

Mu Mu is a 8 years old Chinese boy, recently, he learned a

new skill – frying eggs according to the school’s

requirement. But thereafter his interest in frying eggs could

not stop; he cooked it for his father Mr. Li three times every

day. Mr. Li ate frying eggs incessantly for 20 days and was

grievously afflicted with these eggs. Then in order not to

hurt MU Mu’s feeling, he had to come home late until Mu

Mu fell asleep or Mu Mu would ask him to eat his ―favorite‖

frying eggs.

http://www.goweirdfacts.com/is-daddy-afraid-me.html

http://www.goweirdfacts.com/is-daddy-afraid-me.html



If I were Mu Mu, I will write a note: Daddy, your

favorite frying egg is in the fridge, don’t forget! Love Mu

Mu.

4. 2013 Ig Nobel Prizes

Prize in Medicine

Masanori Niimi, Masateru Uchiyama, Qi Zhang, Xiangyuan

Jin, Toshihito Hirai, Hisashi Bashuda and Atsushi Amano,

their research proves that opera is good for a mouse’s

heart.

―The opera prolongs a mouse’s life who had a

heart transplant.‖

http://www.goweirdfacts.com/2013-ig-nobel-prizes.html

http://www.goweirdfacts.com/2013-ig-nobel-prizes.html



Prize in Psychology

Oulmann Zerhouni, Medhi Ourabah,

Laurent Bègue, Baptiste Subra, and Brad Bushman, they

prove drunk men always think they are attractive.‖Beauty

Is in the Eye of the Beer Holder‖

prize in biology and astronomy

Marcus Byrne, Clarke Scholtz, Marie Dacke, Eric Warrant

and Emily Baird, they discover when dung beetles lost their

ways, they can find the way home through looking at

galaxy.‖Dung Beetles Use the Milky Way for Orientation,‖

Prize in Safety engineering

Deceased Gustano Pizzo, he invented a system

to trap skyjackers—traps them with trap doors, seal

them and throw them from airplane, police alerted by radio

will wait them on the land.

Prize in Physics Germana Cappellini, Yuri Ivanenko, Alberto Minetti,

Francesco Lacquaniti, and Nadia Dominici, their research



show some people can run across the surface of a pond, if

they are on the moon.

Prize in Chemistry

Muneaki Tomotake, Nobuaki Tsuge, Shinsuke Imai,

Yoshiaki Nagatome, Hidehiko Kumgai, and

Toshiyuki Nagata, they found onions make people cry

through a complicated Chemistry process, more

complicated than scientists had found.

Prize in Archaeology

Brian Crandall and Peter Stahl, they eat a shrew without

chewing, then carefully check their excretion to study

which bones could be dissolved by human.

Prize in Peace

Alexander Lukashenko, president of Belarus, he forbidspeople applaud in public and arrested a

one-armed man for applauding.



5. $300,000 comes from heaven

This is a true story happened in China. China is a magical

place, even you can make money like this.

Xiao is a swindler, he is lazy and bad, he wants to be rich

but he is unwilling to pay any effort.

One day he sent a simple bulk SMS ―Please remit the

money to the card, the card number is ……‖ to thousands

of strangers and hoped to hit the jackpot so he can have a

luxury life.

Coincidentally, at the same time in the bank, a

realty company manager Qiao was going to remit 1.75

million yuan (300,000 dollars) to buy a piece of land,

suddenly he received a message ―Please remit the money

to the card, the card number is ……‖ Qiao thought it was

from the chamberlain, so he remitted 1.75 million yuan to

that card at the same day.

http://www.goweirdfacts.com/300000-comes-from-heaven.html

http://www.goweirdfacts.com/300000-comes-from-heaven.html



Xiao was so exciting that he received such a large sum of

money, ―God help who cheats others.‖

Xiao immediately spent 50,000 dollars on gold and

diamond.

After a few months, Qiao found that chamberlain didn’t

received one cent at all, he called the police then the police

freeze Xiao’s card immediately. Xiao was charged for fraudand sentenced to 12 years in prison, fined 100,000

yuan. Xiao’s wife He was charged for disguising or

concealing the crime and sentenced to 2 years in prison,

fined 30,000 yuan. Xiao’s good life is over, he never knows

―God help who helps themselves‖.

Why the manager Qiao hadn’t soon found that he remitted

to a wrong card and why he could trust a strange phone

number?

I guess the 1.75 million is a bribe, you know China is a

developing country, most briber s won’t ask the official if

they had received the money and the briberies are always

very secret, maybe Qiao thought that the official used a

strange phone and a strange card in order to protect



himself, that’s a reasonable explanation why he remitted

money to a strange card.

6. Lie in bed 70 days, earn $18,000

NASA is searching for a group of volunteers to lie in a bed

for 70 days which is tilted downward at a 6 angles and you

can earn $18,000 at most. The volunteers could play

games, chatting with family and even remote work, all youhave to do is stay in bed.

This study wants to research the cardiovascular symptoms,

muscular dystrophy and bone density what an astronaut

may experience in space.

http://www.goweirdfacts.com/lie-in-bed-70-days-earn-18000.html

http://www.goweirdfacts.com/lie-in-bed-70-days-earn-18000.html



You can shower, watch TV, play computer, and have a

two-week recovery period after this study, but you have to

pass the Modified Air Force Class III physical, have a

strong mental to stay in bed for 70 days- not every type of

person is able to suffer the boring.

Still have interesting? Contact NASA and learn more about

the study.



7. Preacher makes congregation eat grass

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.

I know green vegetable is good for health, but guys, is it

necessary to eat green grass directly?

South African Christianity preacher Daniel Lesego

launched an ―eating grass‖ movement. He told his

congregation that eating grass can ―bring them closer to

God‖ and curing their diseases, he claimed anything in the

world is edible. His movement received controversial

criticisms, but some believers firmly believed

their preacher. 27-year-old Doreen Kgatle said that she

had a stroke 2 years ago and was unable to walk until

she obeyed the pastor’s order and began to eat grass. But

most people get sick and vomit.

I don’t know much about religion, and maybe science can’t

explain many mysterious phenomena, but I think the

leader should make himself as a example – he should eat

the grass first. And he also should get Noble Peace Prize

as his method will eliminate hunger all over the world, if it

works.



8. Raccoon bites off man’s penis avoiding

raped

I don’t like drunkard, especially when he also is an animal

sadist, Alexander Kirilov is the person I hate. On a

weekend in 2009, this Russian man was drunk as usual

and had nothing to do, maybe alcohol ruined his brain, he

decided to rape a raccoon with his friends around(maybe

this is a gang rape?), the raccoon was frightened but didn’t

give up resistance, it gave the man a critical strike - bit off

his penis uncharitably. Then Alexander was sent to the

hospital, but his penis was unable to restore to the original

position again.

http://www.goweirdfacts.com/raccoon-bites-off-mans-penis-avoiding-raped.html







9. 440 lb virgin sends his gf through wall and

ends up in ER on his first time

440-pound virgin Gregg Casarona sent his girlfriend to the

ER, because he sent her head straight through the

basement’s sheet-rock wall during his first time.

http://www.goweirdfacts.com/440-lb-virgin-sends-his-gf-through-wall-and-ends-up-in-er-on-his-first-time.html






Gregg and Jen had been dating for about one month, then

they decided to eat the forbidden fruit. Sadly, the first time

he has sex is awkward, the big inertia put 110-pound Jen’s

head through the sheet-rock wall. Gregg’s first reaction

was ―OMG, I killed her, in my first time.‖ Fortunately,

optimistic Jen pulled her head back from the wall and

asked Gregg to continue. Gregg immediately sent her to

the hospital and she was diagnosed with a

concussion. That story happened around 8 years ago, now

they have broken up but still are close friends and

Gregg has successfully lost 220 pounds.

Does anyone have more memorable or more awkward first

sex?



10. Man drinks cow urine to control diabetes

Some people believe grass can cure any disease, some

people believe cow urine has the efficacy.

Some Hindus have always insisted on drinking fresh cow

urine as long as 10 years. 42-year-old Jairam Singhal is a

http://www.goweirdfacts.com/man-drinks-cow-urine-to-control-diabetes.html



http://www.goweirdfacts.com/man-drinks-cow-urine-to-control-diabetes.html



devout Hindu, he said that his diabetes was cured and his

blood sugar level has been maintained at a stable level

after he began to drink cow urine every morning, he has

insisted on his habit for over 10 years. Hindus believe that

cow is a sacred animal, so its urine will have a magical

effect to prevent and cure diseases. At present, more and

more people begin to join the rank of drinking cow urine.

Would you want to have a try?

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