Thank God for good friends. Not just people you know and like, such as the hundreds who make your wedding guest list, for ex-ample. I’m talking about the precious few who will show up on a Saturday and carry your worldly possessions across town for you. You know, the ones too dumb to come up with a quick answer as to why they can’t help you move. Actually, more likely the ones you’d do the same thing for, and likely have at some point. And then there are the ones who are such good friends, you don’t even ask, you just announce on a Tuesday afternoon in the office that we’re all going to my old house to move the hot tub to my new house. It may be possible a few people dropped off my friends list that day.

How much activity can a person pack into a month short of fitting into the category of forced labor? We’re currently testing the bounds, and I’ll let you know the answer later. I recently purchased a new house, as you might have picked up by now. So, es-sentially, we have a lifetime to make it our own, which may include remodeling with new paint, pulling out the carpet to expose the hardwood floors beneath, and working on the infrastructure, like wiring, plumbing, what have you. But, no, we have company coming on the 19th, so pretty much every-thing is getting done before that date. I think that’s nine rooms painted and three rooms uncarpeted. And, of course, every moving box unpacked, put away and all the art on the walls. I’d tell you my feet are sore and tired, but I stopped being able to feel them days ago. Now it’s just my aching knees and the hot tub won’t work for at least a week. Calgon, take me away.

Friends pretty much came through for me on all fronts this month and that includes the big finale, the wedding day (which may have already come and gone by the time you read this). This is where I do some advertising, but it is well earned, so who cares if I sell out a bit. My good friend Ben Graham is dress-ing me for the event with a custommade suit. My friends Frank Domitrovich from the Dia-mond Jo and Fred Bonnet from Fried Green Tomatoes are feeding the guests ... very well, at that! My Budweiser buddies got the beer hook-up, nice and cold and enough to go around. Linda Olsen handmade the wed-ding day jewelry for the ladies, and my friends at Shamrock Jewelers took care of the other jewelry: You know, the gold and dia-mondy stuff. My lovely bride’s mother made not only half of her wardrobe for the day, but also a quilt for our bed, and I wouldn’t be surprised if she showed up next weekend with a house cozy that slipped nicely over our entire home.

My sister Krista and Patty from the 365 crew are making homemade cheesecakes. Our friends Ron and Jennifer Tigges will be shooting photos and video. My friends at the Grand Harbor got me hooked up with hotel rooms and other friends will be playing live music for us. Oh, and of course, our good friends Mike Ironside and Julie Steffen will be performing the duties of actually marry-ing us. How cool is that? I probably left out a dozen more.

What’s my point? By no means was this a wedding picked out of a catalog and select-ed from a list of packages. Pretty much ev-ery element of the festivities has a personal connection and is likely being covered by the services, talents, or generosity of good friends.

And my good friend Mayor Roy will be thrilled to know that this will be Dubuque’s first waste-free wedding. There will be no garbage cans at the wedding. Everything is recyclable and, even more so, compostable. Even the plastic silverware is made from corn-based materials that completely break down, so everything people eat, eat on, or eat with will be picked up by the City of Dubuque for its composting program and used to fertilize and care for landscaping. See the Go Green Challenge on page 21 for details on that.

So am I ready? People are suddenly start-ing to ask about nerves or cold feet. Are you kidding? I couldn’t think of anything in the world I’d rather do than marry my girl. And as far as cold feet, well ... if you’ll recall, I can’t even feel my feet anymore anyway, so it’s a moot point.

What have I learned from this whole wed-ding process? How about a top ten list? 10. It never ends no matter how early you start. 9. It helps a LOT if you both have great parents who help you foot the bill. 8. People suck at RSVPing. 7. It makes you get a lot of stuff done in a very short timeframe, which sucks now, but will be great next week when it’s all done. 6. Find a place, find a guy to marry you, get good meat, cheesecake, and plenty of beer and the rest will fall in place ... with just a small ton of effort. 5. If you have good friends and a good plan, it doesn’t have to cost a fortune. 4. Making the day what we want it to be is a lot more fun and fulfilling that worrying about what we think everyone else expects it to be. 3. Maybe one major life-altering event at a time is enough. 2. No matter how well we plan, it if rains, we’re screwed. 1. Scratch that last one. As long as she shows up and says yes, I couldn’t really give a hoot about the rest. Someone else will figure it out as we go: Probably a friend.

Tim Mike Tanya Jeff Kelli Ralph Gary Matt Lisa Chris Pam Joey Angela Ron Bob Roy Brad Bryce

The 365ink crew... faces you already know!

100 Men Who Cook: 4Community Shorts: 5Area Winery Events: 6

Botanical Calendar: 7Short Film Brigade: 8Upcoming DSO Concert: 9

Pam Kress-Dunn: 11Wando’s Movies Reviews: 12 365Advantage: 13

Voices from the WarehouseCalendar of Events: 14-15Live Music Listings: 16-17

Fall Into Art Tour: 18Sweeney Todd: 19Mayor Roy Buol: 20

Mattitude: 23Life Stiles - by Jeff Stiles: 24Eating Healthy with Hy-Vee: 25

Tri-State Chili Cook-Off: 26Crossword / Sudoku: 27

ISSUE # 65SEPTEMBER 18 - OCTOBER 1In this Issue...

Five Flags Events: 21Recurring Events and Concerts: 21Bob’s Book Reviews: 22

Trixie / Horoscopes: 28Comedy: 30Voices Cont’d: 31

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NOTE TO SELF: EASY MAC AND INSTANT MASHED POTATOES DOES NOT COUNT AS “COOKING”

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There’s a ... stereotype, if you will, that men can be trusted with a lot of things: Killing spiders, checking out the things that go “bump” in the night, moving furniture, being useless on Sunday af-ternoons during football season, what have you. But there’s also a stereotype that men should absolutely not be trust-ed in one sacred place in the home: The kitchen. Well, 365ink publisher Bryce Parks would be proof enough that such an idea is patently absurd and untrue, but there’s been an annual event that takes that stereotype, throws it out the window and curb-stomps it for good measure. It’s VSA Dubuque’s 100 Men Who Cook, an event filled with ... what, you couldn’t tell from the name?

100 Men Who Cook, scheduled for Thursday, October 2, is held at the Grand River Center, and it’s an event allowing the gentlemen of Dubuque to show off their skills with a skillet and a spatula.

So, how does 100 Men Who Cook work? At least 100 men -- most likely more than that, according to Woller -- will converge upon the Grand River Center, all with individual booths set up for plying their trades. The booths will be decorated, many of them specifically themed, and everyone will vie for the coveted Silver Skillet Award, bestowed upon a winning booth based upon the voting of attend-ees.

“There’s going to be a very, very wide variety of food available for attendees,” says Marlene Woller, one of the event or-ganizers. “Meats, seafood, chicken, des-serts ... there’s going to be a little bit of everything.”

It’s an event that engenders not only a wide variety of foodstuffs, but a wide variety of participants, as well. Area lu-minaries such as Nick & Chuck Schrup, Steve Glew, Charlie Glab, Bob Breitbach, Jim Rhomberg, Ben Graham, Mayor Roy Buol and many others (several of whom you can find on the cover of this issue) have been known to take part in the 100 Men Who Cook competition.

“They are ... quite the enthusiastic group,” Woller says, laughing. “Everyone has a lot of fun, and a lot of restaurants participate, as well -- some entrants pair up with restaurants, too, so it can get in-teresting.”

As if all that food, and the chance to take part in crowning this year’s Silver Skillet award winner, weren’t enough, there’s a whole lot more to the event. The night of 100 Men Who Cook will include a silent auction, and Woller notes that there is a “wonderful lineup” of items that will be available for auction, including golf packages, a fur coat from Rhomberg’s Fur, furniture and much, much more.

In addition, there will be a raffle, though contrary to years past this year’s raffle won’t be for any items, but rather it will be a 50 / 50 raffle (something that seems to be a growing trend). For those unfamiliar with the concept, a 50 / 50 raffle is rather simple: 50 percent of the raffle ticket pro-ceeds go, in cash, to the winner! After half the southern coast has been struck by severe weather and we’re probably heading towards six-dollar-a-gallon gas soon, a fistful of cold, hard cash sounds like a wonderful thing to have in one’s hands right now, doesn’t it?

That’s not all, either: Another component of 100 Men Who Cook is a wine lottery. Entrants will be given a cork, each with an assigned number, and it’s entirely pos-sible that the cork you get will be tied to a $120 bottle of wine! All the wines have been donated by local businesses, Woller notes.

And what event would be complete without a vivacious local personality as a master of ceremonies? The Voice of the Hawkeyes, Spahn & Rose Lumber Com-pany and many more, Gary Dolphin (re-cently profiled in the pages of 365ink), has long served as the emcee for 100

Men Who Cook, and this year is no ex-ception. He’ll be backed by B & J Sights and Sounds, playing a wide variety of musical selections.

“They work extremely well with Gary and their system supports his impromptu style for emceeing the event for the evening,” says Woller. “There is no structured pro-gram for guests to be attentive for, and that is what many people like about our event.”

And we haven’t even hit the biggest part of all of this: 100 Men Who Cook is a gi-gantic fundraiser for the Very Special Arts of Dubuque.

“VSA has been around for a very long time,” explains Woller, who along with Luann Hillary co-chairs the organiza-tion. “The Very Special Arts of Iowa was founded in 1977 by Jacqueline Merritt -- we called her Jackie -- a Dubuque native who had a daughter with Down syndrome. Her child was very affected by the arts, as it turned out, and she cre-ated the organization to bring the arts and arts-related activities to people with special needs.”

The organization changed its name to VSA arts of Iowa in 1999, opting to adjust the name to reflect the progress that has been made over time by the community of individuals with disabilities. The VSA name is now an acronym, representing the “Vision of an inclusive community, Strength in shared resources and Artistic expression that unites us all.”

Through its events, VSA arts of Dubuque has raised many thousands of dollars for area organizations that serve individuals with special needs, including Camp Cou-rageous, Hills & Dales, Area Residential Care, Hillcrest Family Services, Good-will Industries, Camp Albrecht Acres and many, many more.

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The Dubuque Museum of Art celebrates three new exhibits for autumn with an opening recep-tion Friday, September 19. Clarke College Professor Louise Kames presents The Spiritus Suite, a series of etchings; Cedar Rapids artist Thomas C. Jackson offers a series of paintings, Looking for More; and Chicago Tribune political car-toonist Dick Locher exhibits Poli-tics as Usual, a collection of his political cartoons and caricatures. The opening reception, celebrat-ing all three exhibits, will run from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m.

Entertaining a large audience with just a guitar is not easy. Do-ing so over a multi-decade career of performing and recording is no simple accomplishment. But two artists who will be sharing the bill at Five Flags Theater this month have done so since the 1970s, each defining a unique style in the process. Fingerstyle guitar virtuoso Leo Kottke and vaudvil-lian troubador Leon Redbone are scheduled to perform at the Five Flags Theater Friday, September 19. Tickets for the 7:30 p.m. per-formance are available at the Five Flags box office.

The Tri-State Saddle Club 2nd annual Benefit Open Horse Show is Saturday Sept. 20 at 1pm and Sunday the 21st at 11am at the Dubuque County Fair-grounds. All proceeds benefit the Dubuque Humane Society and the Dubuque Food Pantry. Prize drawings both days. Food stand on the grounds. Admission by donation.

Dubuque resident and bluesman James Kinds will join the list of honored Iowa musicians with his induction into the Iowa Blues Hall of Fame this month. An event cel-ebrating the induction is sched-uled for Sunday, September 21, and will include a banquet, an in-duction ceremony, performances and an all-star blues jam at Blues on Grand in Des Moines.

The Iowa Blues Hall of Fame in-duction ceremony will begin with a banquet scheduled for 5:30 p.m. (doors open at 5), followed by a performance by the house band from 6 to 7 p.m. The induction ceremony follows with short perfor-mances by inductees, wrapping up the evening with an all-star blues jam. Cover charge for the event is just $10.

The Public Service Commission of Wisconsin will conduct public hear-ings September 29 and 30 in Cass-ville and Portage respectively. This will be an opportunity to be heard on the issue as the PSCW begins the deliberation process for a300 mega-watt flexible fuels plant. The project has the potential to contribute mil-lions of dollars in economic devel-opment, jobs and a green economy in southwest Wisconsin.

Sister Veronica Bagenstos, OSF, will present “Seasons of Mists and Mellow Fruitfulness” (John Keats) at the Shalom Retreat Center Fall Breakfast planned for 7:00 to 8:00 a.m. on Tuesday, September 23. She will reflect on autumn’s themes of ripening, harvest, fruitfulness, abundance and beauty. Following the breakfast, Mass (attendance is optional) will be offered in the Sha-lom Chapel at 8:15 a.m.

The offering to attend is $8 and reg-istration is requested by September 22. To register, send check payable to “Shalom Retreat Center” with the event title, your name, address, and phone number to: Shalom Retreat Center, 1001 Davis St., Dubuque, IA 52001.

Tickets are ON SALE NOW for the upcoming Mackin-Mailander Lecture Series event with Animal Planet star Jeff Corwin. Cost is $15 for adults and $5 for students. Kids under 3 are free. Tickets can be purchased on-line at www.clarke.edu/mackin-mailander, by calling (563)588-6307, or in person at the Clarke College Whitlow Book-store. Call 588-6318 for info.

5365INK: LINE YOUR BIRDCAGE WITH IT, THEY’LL READ IT AND BECOME SMARTER

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UPCOMING EVENT SUMMARY

New DMA Exhibits OpenSeptember 19, Museum of Art (See this page)

Leo Kottke & Leon RedboneSeptember 19, Five Flags (See this page)

Tri-Saddle Open Horse ShowSeptember 20-21, Fairgrounds (See this page)

James Kinds Hall of Fame InductionSeptember 21 (See this page)

Free Community-Wide PicnicSeptember 21, DBQ Parks (See ad on page 15)

Music in the VineyardsSeptember 21, Tabor Winery (See page 6)

Park Farm MusicSeptember 21, Park Farm Winery (See page 6)

Babes in HollywoodSeptember 26 - October 19, Bell Tower (See page 10)

A Glimmer of Hope Fashion ShowSeptember 26, Voices Warehouse (See ad on page 23)

Chicago Short Film BrigadeSeptember 27, Voices Warehouse (See page 8)

Shalom Fall BreakfastSeptember 23, Shalom Retreat Center (See this page)

Southwest Wisconsin Energy SessionsSeptember 29-30, Cassville/Portage (See this page)

100 Men Who CookOctober 2, Grand River Center (See cover story)

Bart DavenportOctober 3, Voices Warehouse (See page 10)

Fall Into Art Gallery TourOctober 3, Downtown Dubuque (See page 18)

Wine & Music FestivalOctober 4, Tabor Home Winery (See page 6)

Sweeney ToddOctober 5, UW-Platteville (See page 19)

Tri-States’ Largest Chili Cook-OffOctober 4, Cable Car Square (See page 26)

Animal Planet’s Jeff CorwinOctober 5, Clarke College (See this page)

Nick Palmer w/ Dubuque SymphonyOctober 11-12, Five Flags (See page 9)

I Love a Piano: A Tribute to Irving BerlinOctober 14, Five Flags (See ad on page 21)

Bob & Tom Comedy All-StarsOctober 18, Five Flags (See ad on page 21)

Nunsense starring Sally StruthersNovember 3, Five Flags (See ad on page 21)

Leo Kottke &Leon Redbone

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New DMAExhibits Open

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Animal Planet’sJeff Corwin

OCT5

James KindsHall of Fame Event

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SW WisconsinEnergy Sessions

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Tri-Saddle ClubOpen Horse Show

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Shalom FalI Breakfast

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Tabor Home Vineyards and Winery in Baldwin, Iowa, presents the last in a se-ries of summer Sunday concerts. Music in the Vineyard will feature the piano blues of David Zollo Sunday, September 21 from 3 to 7 p.m.

Once a member of Iowa City roots rock-ers High and Lonesome, David Zollo has established himself as an in-demand per-former, both on solo piano and with his backing band The Body Electric. With his honky-tonk blues piano style and road-worn voice, Zollo continues to draw fans throughout the Midwest.

Music in the Vineyard performers play from a deck at the edge of the vineyard – a former corncrib at a barn built in 1863. Held on the second and fourth Sundays of the summer months, the events typical-ly draw as many as 200 people, though our good friend Paul Tabor reports some crowds this summer topping 300. Food is available, but guests are welcome to bring their own picnic lunch. As always, there is plenty of Tabor Home wine avail-able to enjoy on the premises or to take home with you.

Blues and rock fans will also want to attend Tabor Home’s Winery 12th An-niversary Wine and Music Festival on Saturday, October 4. The event will fea-turing Iowa Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame Inductees, Bob Dorr and the Blue Band performing from 1-6 p.m. Cover charge is just $5. For more information, visit www.taborwines.com.

Also coming up for lovers of wine and music, Park Farm Winery in Bankston, Iowa, continues its series of first and third Sunday live music events with original folk and rock band River & The Tributar-ies on Sunday September 21. Performers in the Sunday series play on the recently expanded deck from 5 to 8 p.m. (weath-er permitting). The $5 cover charge in-cludes 5 tickets, redeemable for 5 wine samples or one full glass of wine. ,Upcoming performers in the live mu-sic series include The Wundo Band on Sunday, October 5 and Sid V and The Human Resources on October 19. Visit www.parkfarmwinery.com for more in-formation.

Answers on page 28

1. What prompted the construction of Dubuque’s first water pumping station and storage tank?

A) Demand in the hill districtB) Increasing demand for Mississippi bong waterC) Not enough juice for lemonadeD) To satisfy hotel demands

2. True or false: The Town Clock today stands two feet shorter than at its old 825 Main Street location.

3. Which of these was NOT a beer pro-duced at Star Brewery?A) Dubuque Star B) Ale-a-Go-GoC) Simpatico D) Big Muddy Red

4. What famous monster truck first reached wide fame after being in Dubuque?A) Scarlet BanditB) OutlawC) BountyhunterD) Bigfoot

5. True or false: Kevin Costner called Field of Dreams this era’s Citizen Kane.

6. Which of these movies was not writ-ten by F.I.S.T writer Joe Eszterhas?A) ShowgirlsB) FlashdanceC) Basic InstinctD) Total Recall

7. What now seemingly antiquated ob-ject was placed in Dubuque’s Bicenten-nial time capsule?A) Undeveloped filmB) An LP recording of the day’s eventsC) A Betamax tapeD) Mike Ironside

8. Shot Tower Inn was previously a member of what long-gone franchise?

9. Clarke College’s disastrous fire oc-curred in...A) 1971 B) 1908C) 1991 D) 1984

10. Allison-Henderson Park in Dubuque was named in honor of whom?

POWER UP UNTIL YOU CAN FEEL IT, POWER UP TILL YOU DON’T REALLY NEED IT

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Area Winery Music EventsSEPT/OCT.

7A ROSE, BY ANY OTHER NAME, WOULD STILL BE JUST AS PERFECT A WAY TO APOLOGIE TO THE WIFE

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Sinno Communication has announced the release of the 2009 Dubuque Arboretum and Botanical Gardens Flower Calendar.

The calendar features the beautiful flow-ers of the arboretum photographed by Dr. Abdul K. Sinno, Chair of the Communica-tion Department at Clarke College, as they naturally appear on their vines.

For each month there is a particular flower with Dr. Sinno’s impressionistic writings. The calendar celebrates the beauty of the arboretum and is a tribute to its dedicated volunteers.

The calendar is sold at locations through-out the Tri-State area, including Borders, Creative Touch Gallery, The Dubuque Arboretum and Botanical Gardens, The

Dubuque River Museum Gift shop, Har-tig Drug Stores, Frame of Mind Gallery, Hy-Vee, The Grand Harbor Resort Gift Shop, River Lights 2nd Edition Bookstore, TNT Gallery, The Great American Popcorn Company in Galena, and many others. The calendar can also be ordered directly by contacting Sinno Communication at 563-581-5220.

The calendar is designed by Rafic Sinno, owner of Sinno Communication, and pro-duced in cooperation with the Dubuque Arboretum and Botanical Gardens, Dubuque Bank and Trust, Lattner Dentist-ry, The National Mississippi River Museum and Aquarium, J&R Rental, Mario’s Italian Restaurant, and White Florist. For more in-formation, send an e-mail to rafic.sinno@sinnocom.com.

2009 Dubuque Arboretum & Botanical Gardens

Flower Calendar

Short Film Brigade returns to the Voices Warehouse Gallery with an all-new pro-gram of short films for 2008. Co-sponsored by Mindframe Theaters, the Short Film Brigade screening is set for Saturday, Sep-tember 27 from 7:30 p.m. Following the screening will be a dance party hosted by DJ Gazelle.

Organized to present a variety of short films in open and alternative settings, Short Film Brigade is dedicated to encouraging the active exhibition and appreciation of short film, by filmmakers from local to international, amateur to professional. The Dubuque screening will mark the third year the not-for-profit organization has partnered with the Voices exhibit.

“What’s pretty exciting is that we haven’t done a (Dubuque) show since the last Voic-es,” notes Film Brigade curator and execu-tive director Xan Aranda. As a result, the Voices screening will be an entirely new program of short films never before seen in Dubuque, representing some of the best of 2008. While Aranda was still putting together the program as of press time, she gave us a few hints about some of the films that might show up in the Voices screen-ing. Following are some of the highlights (probably):

MermaidCreated by Chicago filmmaker Lisa Barcy, Mermaid is a stop motion animation using sand and puppets that follows the troubled marriage of Carl and Doris and Carl’s ob-session with “the most elusive of sea crea-tures.” Mermaid was selected by Film Bri-gade as one of the best of 2007. Aranda edited the 16-minute film into a shorter format for use as a video for Andrew Bird’s song “Lull.”

Patterns TrilogyA live action narrative in three parts by Vancouver filmmaker Jamie Travis, Pat-terns is a suspense thriller, a love story, and a dreamscape, all rolled into, uh, three. Aranda will present one segment of the series, which she describes as “incredibly human” in expression.

Joe Mover New York filmmakers Lev Gorn and Gabe Fazio also act in Joe Mover, a film about “a should-be-retired-blue-collar worker in the disintegrating world of industrial Long Island.” When Joe twists off a soda bottle cap, he wins a chance to fulfill a childhood dream.

OzThe film Oz is a visual experiment by New York filmmakers Brian Monte and Darren Santa Maria created in a single day with over 400 drawings. Taking turns, each art-ist would draw six drawings at a time, but could only see the last frame of the other’s work before proceeding.

CroneA stop-motion animation by London film-makers Ben Gerlis and M.E. Please, Crone is a “dark, surreal tale of a quaint vil-lage green in which all is not quite as it seems.”

Portrait of an Imagined WomanAnother experimental film by Missouri filmmaker Caitlin Horsmon, Portrait is a “meditation on expanded portraiture, cob-bling together a feminine figure through glimpses of the animal and the lived – predator, prey, and extreme close-ups of domestic epiphanies.”

The Nature of Rebirth Polish filmmaker Johanna Lampi explores the cycle of life and death with an exami-nation of Puszcza Bialowieska, Europe’s oldest forest. Straddling the border be-tween Belarus and Poland the forest is the setting for this study of life and human rela-tion with nature.

8WATCH SHORT FILMS OR ELSE THE BRIGADE WILL, UH... BRIGADIER YOU

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Chicago Short Film Brigade at VoicesSEPT27

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9NICHOLAS PALMER LOOKS LIKE HE KNOWS SOMETHING THAT YOU DON’T

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The esteemed former music director of the Dubuque Symphony Orchestra, Nicholas Palmer, will return to Dubuque to conduct in Five Flags Theater for the first time since he left in 1999! Maestro Palmer will join Maestro William Intriligator on stage on Sat-urday, October 11, at 7:30 p.m. and Sunday, October 12, at 2 p.m. The program includes two of the most exciting, dramatic and pop-ular symphonies ever written. Intriligator will lead Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony and then pass the baton to Palmer to conduct Tchaikovsky’s Fifth Symphony. In between they will visit on stage together and share memories of their tenure at the DSO.

“Both of these pieces are very special to us,” says Intriligator. “Beethoven’s Fifth Sym-phony was performed on the first concert of the orchestra 50 years ago, and was also on my first concert as Music Director eight years ago. For Nick, Tchaikovsky’s Fifth is special to him with this orchestra—having played it several times and performed much Tchaikovsky during his tenure.”

During Palmer’s 13-year tenure, the or-chestra grew steadily in size, ticket sales and public support. The number of con-certs performed increased from five in the 1985-1986 season to 27 in the 1991-1992 season. “He formed many close friend-ships and ties with people throughout the Tri-State area when he was here,” says Intriligator. “I am particularly excited to work with Nick and get to know him bet-ter.” Palmer was named Conductor Emeri-tus of the Dubuque Symphony Orchestra in 1999 in recognition of his service to the orchestra.

Tickets are available online at www.tick-etmaster.com, at all Ticketmaster retail lo-cations and at the Five Flags Box Office, open Monday – Friday 10a.m. to 5 p.m. Five dollar student tickets are available with a valid student I.D. at Five Flags The-ater one hour before each performance for any seat available, except box seats. For more information, call 563-557-1677 or visit www.dubuquesymphony.org.

Nicholas Palmer’s DSO ReturnOCT11-12

Maestro Nicholas Palmer

10365INK: NO WAY CAN WE JUGGLE BETTER THAN BART DAVENPORT, NO SIR

SEPT 18 - OCT 2

Bell Tower TheaterUpcoming EventsThe Bell Tower Theater has announcd the final show of its 2008 season: Babes in Hollywood: The Music of Judy Garland & Mickey Rooney, directed by Bell Tower Theater Artistic Director Sue Riedel with music direction by Teresa Slade.

Find a barn, have mom sew the costumes and then get ready to swing, sway and swoon to over 30 of the most glorious songs of the Twentieth Century. Babes in Hollywood salutes the legendary musi-cal careers of Judy Garland and Mickey Rooney. Audiences will hear American classics as “Over the Rainbow,” “You Made Me Love You,” “Easter Parade” and “Meet Me in St. Louis.” The cast of four talented singers will take you on a magi-cal journey from the soundstages of Hol-lywood to the stages of Broadway.

The production stars four members of the Slade Family Singers: Teresa and Steve Slade and their children Andrew and Jil-lian Slade. These fine performers will be accompanied by a three-piece ensemble including Kris Bahl, piano; Aaron Pustina, bass; and Masa Iwasaki, percussion.

Performances are Thursday evenings at 7:30 pm, Friday and Saturday evenings at

8 pm, and Sunday afternoons at 3 pm from September 26 to October 19. Tickets are $17 for the show.

Don’t forget that every Thursday night is Girl’s Night Out at the Bell Tower Theater. All audience members receive a free glass of wine on their way into the theater.

Also coming up: Laughs, laughs and more laughs! There’s nothing quite like improv comedy; knowing that the show you’re watching is essentially unique, being cre-ated there on the spot, one-of-a-kind in history is pretty cool. The Bell Tower The-ater has been promoting improv comedy in the Tri-States for quite some time now, and now another opportunity for fans of shows like Whose Line Is It Anyway? to at-tend an improv show has arisen.

On Saturday, November 1, the Bell Tower Theater will present the return of Comedy Sportz, the award-winning comedy troupe from the Quad Cities.

Comedy Sportz focuses its humor on all-age-friendly material, with the motto “No off-color humor — don’t need it, don’t want it. You can stand on the street and hear people cuss for free.” Can’t argue with that!

Tickets for Comedy Sportz are $17, and are available now at the Bell Tower Theater box office, located at 2728 Asbury Road. Discounts are available for groups of 20 or more. For ticketing or additional informa-tion, call 563-588-3377, or visit the Web site at www.belltowertheater.net.

Nightly Specials 5pm—9pm

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Bart Davenport Friday, October 3Voices Warehouse Gallery

Singer/songwriter and recording artist Bart Davenport makes his way from his Berkeley, California, home to Dubuque for a special performance at the Voices Warehouse Gallery during the closing weekend for the signature art exhibit, Friday, October 3, from 8 p.m.

Davenport is touring in support of his latest CD, Palaces, released last week on the Antenna Farms Records label. His fourth solo full-length recording, the disc puts Davenport in a position to find a larger audience. Already an established artist in the Berkeley/Bay area, Davenport’s wider breakthrough began last year with his self-described “studio side project” electro-funk trio Honeycut whose song “Exodus Honey”

was featured in a recent iMac ad.

Palaces finds Davenport in a different place, drawing on a wide variety of different influences to come up with a collection of songs that sounds both fa-miliar and completely fresh. Melodies that at turns recall sunny AM radio pop and blue-eyed soul rest comfortably nestled into – and at times soaring over arrangements that incorporate elements of funky organ-driven rock and soul, 60s cross-over Latin bossa nova, and psychedelic pop, without ever relying on stylistic clichés or becoming clever pastiche. The arrangements might help to create a mood reminiscent of some-thing familiar but the songs still feel completely fresh.

Davenport’s writing is as open and honest as his singing, at times intimate, even vulnerable, but always serving the song without overblown histrionics or needless ornamentation. Palaces is pop music at its core, but pop music with intelligence and class – “easy listening” you wouldn’t be embarrassed to put on when your hipster friends are over for brunch. It will be great to see how Davenport adapts the arrangements for live performance – an opportunity we’ll all have at the October 3 Voices show.

Band of GoldOur esteemed publisher’s recent wed-ding has me thinking about marriage lately. I know this sounds lame, but I used to sit at meetings and go around the table looking for wedding rings. I already knew which of my coworkers were married and which were not, but I took a perverse pleasure in checking out the ring fingers on their left hands. For years, mine was either bare or en-circled with something obviously non-marital. Here I am, I would taunt my-self. The only singleton in the bunch.

For twenty years – twenty years! – I was not only single, but divorced, and the mother of two children I raised as best I could. I don’t remember counting ring fingers before my first marriage. I was young, after all, and had mixed feelings about the whole domestication thing. I liked having a boyfriend, but I wasn’t sure about walking down the aisle into ever-after land.

Now and then, I found some-one to date during those twenty years, but there were no princes among that frog-gy pond. This time I wanted commitment, and maybe that scared them away. Most of them had never made it to the altar, which should have been a warning flag to me. One in particular kept saying he liked the idea of marriage, and wanted to get married someday, but the state of his own parents’ union had been so per-fect, he was worried his own wouldn’t measure up. At the time, I thought I was the one who could fix him. Even-tually, I wised up. He was enjoying be-ing the project of one hopeful woman after another.

But I’m not here to trash the men who wouldn’t commit. I’m here to praise the ones who do, and the whole insti-tution of marriage itself, which, for all its failings, can be a wondrous thing. So here, in no particular order, are some of the reasons it’s worth the ef-fort.

You have someone to say “good morn-ing” and “good night” to. Also some-one to say “goodbye” to when you leave and “hello” to when you come back. This sounds trivial until you think of the last phone calls those people on Flight 93 made on 9/11/01.

You have someone to make decisions with. Whether it’s small things like what fabric to cover the ugly living room chair in or momentous things like whether to buy your 16-year-old a car, you’re not in this thing

alone.

You have someone to talk over your work life with. Your em-ployer might be shocked to know just how many details your spouse knows about Quentin in the corner office, or the Drama of the New Copiers. I’ve

always believed that when someone tells me “This is between me and you,” my promise to keep the secret implic-itly extends to my husband. I happen to have a husband who knows how to keep a secret, so this works for us.

You have someone to sleep with. I mean this in both the euphemistic, making-whoopee sense (which, boys and girls, can and should endure far into the golden years) and in the cozy privilege of having someone to sling your leg over in the middle of the night after you’ve been awakened by a nightmare or a full bladder. Not complaining about cold feet is nice, but optional.

You have someone to do the chores with. Whether you go by age-old gen-der divisions, with him hauling trash and mowing grass and her doing dish-es and dusting, or mixing it up some more creative way, it doesn’t matter. The work gets done in half the time, and you don’t have to hire a crew to do it.

You have someone to cook and bake for. I know I write a lot about food, and it’s because food is so elemental and comforting. I couldn’t imagine baking a pie if I were living all alone. Sure, I can bring it to work or piece it out to my kids, if they’re still living near-

by, but there’s nothing like digging in with your nearest and dearest.

You have someone to have children with, if you choose to and if every-thing works out. I know this is a loaded subject, but I’m all for planned parent-hood, whether you’re talking lower-case or uppercase “P.” Having been a single parent for so long, I know it’s possible to do it on your own, but I also know how extremely difficult that can be. I sometimes wish I’d had my

present husband when I had my ba-bies. He’s a wonderful father, and see-ing how he interacts with his son and daughter adds a whole new dimen-sion to an already good relationship.

You have someone who keeps you honest. Look, I know marriage isn’t always a walk in the park. I know it’s something you have to work at, once you get past the hearts and flowers stage. In the past week, one person suggested (when I said I don’t get mad at my husband, which I’ll admit here was an exaggeration), “Oh, I know, you get even” and another said my hubby would surely “make me pay” after he helped me with some manual labor at work. It’s easy to have that kind of marriage, to act like the Bickersons, constantly sniping at each other. But if your vows include a promise to treat each other with the same courtesy you do your friends, you’ll be amazed at what the two of you can make togeth-er. Learning how to fight fair, to keep moving forward during your worst moods, to talk rather than retreat – did I mention this is hard? – can be infinitely rewarding. And after you get through each one of these outrageous snags, you can snuggle up on the sofa or in the hot tub and feel smug about your fabulous marriage.

You have someone. You didn’t before, and chances are good that you won’t leave this earth simultaneously. So for heaven’s sake, appreciate what you’ve got.

As for the rings? Those are nice, but in the end, they’re just jewelry. Happy marriage, Bryce and Christy!

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- The Coen Brothers’ planned next project, a remake of the heist thriller Gambit, has hit a snag, according to attached star Colin Firth. Firth, who calls the Coens’ script for the film “absolutely brilliant,” says that the

film has been stalled because the Coens themselves have no desire to direct it, and producers have been unable to find a helmer to replace the auteurs.

- Following up on a news item in a re-cent issue, after Variety confirmed that star Tobey Maguire and director Sam Raimi had been signed to two further installments in the Spider-Man fran-chise comes news that Maguire’s deal

calls for a $50 million paycheck, plus profit participa-tion. Not bad for catching thieves just like flies, huh?

- Director Jon Favreau says that pre-production on Iron Man 2 is proceed-ing smoothly (now that he’s actually signed onto the project, after a contract disagreement). Favreau hopes to release

the sequel in both 3-D and IMAX formats when it hits theaters in 2010, and also says that the film -- currently being written by Favreau and Justin Theroux -- will in-corporate elements of the comics’ “Demon in a Bottle” storyline.

- Warner Brothers is apparently serious about pushing this summer’s The Dark Knight as a legitimate Oscar contender beyond the late Heath Ledger’s certain posthumous nomi-nation. The studio is in talks to re-release

the film to IMAX theaters in January as part of a plan to “remind” Academy Award voters of the film.

- It sounds like the Governator may be in the upcoming Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins, after all! On-set reports suggest that in the film, John Connor (played by Christian Bale) will encounter the iconic T-800 model

played by Arnold Schwarzenegger. The catch? The robot will be played by Arnold’s longtime stunt double, while Ar-nie’s face will be superimposed using CGI.

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Lakeview Terrace (9/19)A young interracial couple have just moved into their California dream home when they become the target of their next-door neigh-bor, who disapproves of their interracial

relationship. This tightly wound LAPD officer (Samu-el L. Jackson) has appointed himself the watchdog of the neighborhood. His nightly foot patrols and overly watchful eyes bring comfort to some, but he becomes increasingly harassing to the newlyweds. These persis-tent intrusions into their lives ultimately take a turn for the worse when the couple decides to fight back.

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Miracle at St. Anna (9/26)A murder committed by post-office worker Hector Negron in 1984 sets in motion an investigation that ties back to the experi-ences of a battalion of black American sol-

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Eagle Eye (9/26)Jerry Shaw (Shia LaBeouf) returns home after the mysterious death of his successful twin brother. He and his single mother, Rachel Holloman (Michelle Monaghan), find out

that they have been framed as terrorists, and they are threatened by a mysterious woman they have never met, but who seems to know their every move. Used to further her plot for a political assassination, they must work to-gether to outwit the woman before she has them killed.

Nights in Rodanthe (9/26)A doctor (Richard Gere), who is traveling to see his long-estranged son, has sparks fly when he has a chance encounter with an unhappily married woman (Diane Lane) at

a North Carolina inn.

A CIA agent (John Malkovich as Agent Osborne Cox) is demoted, only to quit and decide to begin writing his memoirs. His wife Katie (Tilda Swinton) is less than thrilled to hear the news, especially in light of the fact that she is having an affair with U.S. Marshal Harry Pfarrer (George Clooney) who has the undeniable urge to run after sex. As if this wasn’t complicating things enough, worlds begin to collide when a copy of Cox’s memoirs goes missing and lands in the hands of a pair of dim-witted but energetic co-workers at a local gym (Frances McDormand as Linda Litzke and Brad Pitt as Chad Feldheimer). The highly sensitive nature of the in-

formation contained in the memoirs may be just the oppor-tunity Linda needs to get the money for plastic surgery. At least it might be as long as she and Chad can keep from doing anything too stupid.

The Coen brothers are at it again with the off-beat yet at times riveting Burn After Reading. An amazing cast of

characters portrayed by a stellar group of actors, many playing against type, help propel a story that is twisted and reminiscent of previous Coen outings such as Fargo and No Country for Old Men. The film is slow during some significant stretches but pulls it off in the end. In fact, some of the interactions between David Rasche and J.K. Simmons as two higher-ups in the CIA, are so “matter of fact” when talking about all of the strange goings-on that they will leave you in stitches. Pitt is hilarious as the gum-chewing, bike-riding trainer who seems utterly out of touch with reality and common sense. McDormand always brings something to each role and how can one be disappointed with Malkovich running around like a crazy man and spewing F-bombs as every other word he utters? Just be sure that you are prepared for a somewhat slow story and pray that you don’t have a group of obnoxious 20-somethings sitting behind you who would, as they said, rather be watch-ing porno than a movie that might actually challenge them.

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14THE VOICES ARE TELLING ME TO EXPOSE MYSELF TO ART

SEPT 18 - OCT 2

Voices From The Warehouse District cel-ebrated its fourth year with an opening reception Saturday, September 13, which turned out to be a smash success. While the theme Metamorphosis was appropri-ate to the many changes the warehouse gallery exhibit has gone through this year (detailed in the last 365ink cover story) one thing has not changed from previous years. Art lovers turned out by the hun-dreds despite some muggy weather over the weekend. Even with 20,000 square feet of warehouse space, it gets a little warm with that many people hanging out.

An estimated 750 people attended the exhibit over the four hours of the open-ing. While many of the art community’s established patrons were in attendance, this year’s opening witnessed many younger faces and first time visitors to the Voices show. The diversity of guests in at-tendance was matched only by the wide range of artistic expression installed in the warehouse gallery space.

In addition to the artwork of the fifteen exhibiting artists and “Theater In The Rough” performances by the Dubuque Fine Arts Players, the assembled masses enjoyed the tasteful saxophone improvi-sation of Peter Balastreri, the incredible culinary art of Rebecca Nolan, the art of brewing from Potosi Brewing Company, and the enological art of Park Farm Win-ery.

Three upcoming weekends of gallery hours and a number of special events will provide even more opportunities to expe-

rience the art installation. Following is a calendar with details of special events.

FRIDAY | SEPTEMBER 19Gallery Hours 4-8 p.m. Free. For those who might have missed the opening or want to take some more time to view the art installation, open gallery hours at the Voices Warehouse offer an opportunity to experience the exhibit at a more leisurely pace. In some cases gallery hours include other free special events or gallery talks by exhibiting art-ists.

SATURDAY | SEPTEMBER 20Gallery Hours 1-5 p.m.Hands-On Art for Kids 1-3 p.m.Storytelling & Theatre 2:30 p.m. Want to see the show but don’t know what to do with the kids? On successive Saturdays in September, Voices presents

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J.B. Ritchie9 PM - 1 AM__________

Sunday, Sept. 21J.B. Ritchie3:30 - 7:30 PM__________

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hands-on art projects for kids, followed by an interactive storytelling and theater performance. From 1 to 3 p.m. artists and teachers Kristina Castenada, Ellen Jen-kins, and Kathy Thimmesch will lead kids in creating sock puppets they can later use to participate in the interactive sto-rytelling. The September 20 story will be “The Legend of The Sun-Laughers (Why Otters Laugh So Loud)” by Alice Oleson. Oleson will read the story, which will be dramatized by Amy Ressler of the Great Midwestern Educational Theatre Com-pany and the University of Dubuque Fine & Performance Art Department. Best of all, it’s free!

SATURDAY | SEPTEMBER 20William Elliott Whitmore & David Zollo 8 p.m. (doors open at 7 p.m.)The evening of Saturday, September 20, Voices provides the setting for an unprec-edented musical performance. William Elliott Whitmore, a singer-songwriter in the country blues tradition will be shar-ing the stage with area piano blues favor-ite David Zollo.

Though both blues musicians, Whitmore and Zollo come from different branches of the same sprawling tree. Whitmore’s simple, raw songs draw inspiration from

gospel, folk, blues and bluegrass tradi-tions, mining themes of love, loss, and death. Usually performed with only gui-tar or banjo and an unmistakable gravelly voice that seemingly belongs to a man at least twice his age, Whitmore’s songs sound as if they could have been written in the era before recorded music. His tat-tooed arms and the fact that he started his career by opening for punk bands only underlines his unique approach to the seemingly timeless music he performs.

With his rolling honky-tonk blues pia-no style, Zollo has staked out new ter-ritory in the alt.country landscape – an improbable juke joint where Dr. John might jam with the Rolling Stones, per-haps. With his own well-worn voice, Zollo has drawn a wide following both as a solo performer and with his back-

ing band, The Body Electric. No stranger to the recording studio, Zollo has per-formed keyboard duties on a number of notable recordings, including the last two albums by Whitmore. But how the two musicians collaborate live will be a revelation, at least for a local audience. Though the two have reportedly shared the stage at a limited number of engage-ments in the recent past, this will be their first shared concert in the area. We can probably expect some songs performed solo and some performed in collabora-tion, but don’t expect to see these two on the same stage again any time soon.

Cover for the Whitmore/Zollo concert is $10. Doors open at 7 with the show at 8 p.m.

SUNDAY | SEPTEMBER 21Gallery Hours 1-5 p.m.Gallery Talk: Marc Millitzer 1-3 p.m. Glass blower and Voices artist Marc Mil-litzer will conduct a gallery talk in the Voices Warehouse from 1 to 3 p.m. on Sunday, September 21. Iowa-born Mil-litzer now lives in Cuba City, Wisconsin. He has exhibited at numerous area art fairs and is represented locally by Out-side The Lines Art Gallery on Bluff Street in Dubuque.

FRIDAY | SEPTEMBER 26 Glimmer of Hope, Fashion Show Benefit 7 p.m. The Voices Warehouse Gallery hosts Glim-mer of Hope, a runway fashion show bene-fit for the Dubuque Community Y Domestic Violence Shelter and the Riverview Center. Started three years ago, Glimmer of Hope raises funds and awareness for issues of do-mestic violence. While Avon Products is a large supporter of initiatives to address do-mestic violence internationally, benefit or-ganizer Holly Lovell wanted to act locally. “As the District Manager in this area, I felt it was important to bring more awareness at the local level,” she said.

The event will feature a runway style fashion show featuring clothes from Soi-ree, Graham’s, Graham’s Gal, Avon, and Rhomberg Furriers, as well as a silent auction and a raffle for a fur coat from Rhomberg Furriers. The night begins with cocktails and hors d’oeuvres at 6 p.m. with the runway show at 7 p.m. Tickets for the show can be purchased in advance for $25 from the Dubuque Community Y and Gra-ham’s, or at the door for $30. All guests receive a gift bag featuring some of Avon’s latest products.

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Sunday, Sept. 21

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River & the TributariesPark Farm, 5 - 8 PM

Laura & the LonghairsSandy Hook, 10 PM - 2 AM

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The Wundo BandSteve’s Piza, 7 - 11 PM

Live on Main ComedyBricktown, 9 - 11 PM

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Fiona MolloyIrish Cottage, 8 PM - 12 AM

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The Neverly BrothersIrish Cottage, 8 PM - 12 AM

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Rosalie MorganTAIKO, 7 - 11 PM

Leo Kottke/Leon RedboneFive Flags, 7:30 - 10 PM

American EnglishGrand Theater, 7:30 - 10:30 PM

Tom NaumanStone Cliff, 7:30 - 11:30 PM

Okham’s RazorPerfect Pint, 8 - 11 PM

Gareth WoodsIrish Cottage, 8 PM - 12 AM

Apple Dumplin’sCatfish Charlie’s, 8 PM - 12 AM

Kevin & JohnnieDBQ Driving Range, 8 PM - 12 AM

Ken WheatonGrape Escape, 9 PM - 1 AM

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James Kinds & the All-Night RidersMurph’s, 9:30 PM - 1:30 AM

Taste Like ChickenDirty Ernie’s, 9:30 PM - 1:30 AM

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Apple Dumplin’sSandy Hook, 3 - 7 PM

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Rosalie MorganStone Cliff, 7 - 11 PM

Will Whitmore/Dave ZolloVoices Gallery, 7 - 10 PM

Artie & the Pink CatillacsEagles Club, 8 PM - 12 AM

Gareth WoodsIrish Cottage, 8 PM - 12 AM

Okham’s RazorCornerstone, 8 PM - 12 AM

Free4thehaulinDBQ Driving Range, 8 PM - 12 AM

JammerSofttails, 9 PM - 1 AM

Catch IIIThe Hub, 9 PM - 1 AM

Nothin’ but DylanDa Vinci’s, 9 PM - 1 AM

MenaceCourtside, 9 PM - 1 AM

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JB RitchieNew Diggings, 9 PM - 1 AM

Cobalt BlueScooters, 9 PM - 1 AM

Horsin’ AroundAirline Inn, 9 PM - 1 AM

Mixed EmotionsRumors, 9 PM - 1 AM

Hard SalamiDenny’s Lux Club, 9 PM - 1 AM

TantrymDoolittle’s (Cuba), 9 PM - 1 AM

Jim the MuleSilver Dollar, 10 PM - 2 AM

Moon Man180 Main, 10 PM - 2 AM

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The Three of UsComiskey Park, 2 - 4 PM

Ralph KlusemanEagle Point Park, 2 - 4 PM

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Catfish Charlies1630 E. 16th St, Dubuque563-582-8600catfishcharliesonline.com

Courtside2095 Holiday Drive, Dubuque563-583-0574

Dagwood’s231 First Ave. W. Cascade, IA(563) 852-3378

Denny’s Lux Club3050 Asbury, Rd.(563) 557-0880

Dino’s Backside (Other Side)68 Sinsinawa East Dubuque (815) 747-9049

Dirty Ernie’s201 1st St NE, Farley, IA 563-744-4653

Dog House Lounge1646 Asbury, Dubuque(563) 556-7611

Doolittle’s Cuba City112 S. Main. Cuba City, WI608-744-2404

Doolittle’s Lancaster135 S. Jefferson St., Lancaster, WI608-723-7676

Dubuque Driving RangeJohn Deere Road, Dubuque(563) 556-5420

Eagles Club1175 Century Drive, Dubuque(563) 582-6498

Eichman’s Grenada Tap11941 Route 52 North, Dubuque563-552-2494

Five Flags Civic Center405 Main Street563-589-4254 Tix: 563-557-8497

Gin Rickey’s1447 Central Ave, Dubuque563-583-0063myspace.com/ginrickeys

Gobbie’s219 N Main St, Galena IL815-777-0243

Grand Harbor Resort350 Bell Street, Dubuque563-690-4000grandharborresort.com

Grape Escape233 S. Main St., Galena, IL815.776.WINEgrapeescapegalena.com

The Hub253 Main St., Dubuque563-556-5782myspace.com/thehubdbq

Irish Cottage9853 US Hwy 20, Galena, Illinois815.776.0707theirishcottageboutiquehotel.com

Isabella’s @ the Ryan House1375 Locust Street, Dubuque563-585-2049isabellasbar.com

Jumpers Bar & Grill2600 Dodge St, Dubuque(563) 556-6100myspace.com/jumpersdbq

Knicker’s Saloon2186 Central Ave., Dubuque563) 583-5044

Leo’s Pub / DaVinci’s395 W. 9th St., Dubuque563-582-7057davincisdubuque.com

M-Studios223 Diagonal Street, Galena, IL 815-777-6463m-studios.org

Monk’s 373 Bluff St, Dubuque563.585-0919

Mooney Hollow Barn12471 Highway 52 S. Green Island, IA(563) 682-7927 / (563) 580-9494

Murph’s South End55 Locust St. DubuquePhone 563-556-9896

New Diggings2944 County Road W, Benton, WI608-965-3231newdiggs.com

Noonan’s North917 Main St. Holy Cross, IA 563-870-2235

Perfect Pint /Steve’s Pizza15 E. Main St., Platteville, WI608-348-3136

Pit Stop17522 S John Deere Rd, Dubuque563-582-0221

Sandy Hook Tavern3868 Badger Rd. Hazel Green, WI608-748-4728

Silver Dollar CantinaMain Street, Dubuque563-556-4558

Softtails10638 Key West Drive, Key West, IA563-582-0069

Star Restaurant and Ultra Lounge600 Star Brewery Drive, Pot of DubuquePh: 563.556.4800 (2nd Floor) www.dbqstar.com

Stone Cliff Winery600 Star Brewery Dr., Port of Dubuque563.583.6100stonecliffwinery.com

Sublime3203 Jackson St., Dubuque,563-582-4776

Thums Up Pub & Grill3670 County Road HHH, Kieler, WI 608-568-3118

GET ON THE LISTIf you feature live entertainment and would like to be included in our Venue Finder, please drop us a line...info@dubuque365.com or 563-588-4365.

Saturday, Sept. 27

The AmoreysNew Diggings, 9 PM - 1 AM

DRILLDirty Ernie’s, 9 PM - 1 AM

MenaceNoonan’s North, 9 PM - 1 AM

TantrymJumpers, 9 PM - 1 AM

Saturday, Sept. 27

Horsin’ AroundCourtside, 9 PM - 1 AM

Mixed EmotionsThe Hub, 9 PM - 1 AM

Patchwork/Nate JenkinsIsabella’s, 9 PM - 1 AM

Zero 2 SixtyDagwood’s, 9 PM - 1 AM

98 in the ShadeDenny’s Lux Club, 9 PM - 1 AM

Pirate Over 50Dog House, 9 PM - 1 AM

Boys’ Night OutPit Stop, 9:30 PM - 1:30 AM

Sunday, Sept. 28

Chuck BregmanAnton’s, 3 - 8 PM

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September 18 - KaraokeSept. 19 - Laura, Robby & ShizSept. 20 - Catch IIISept. 27 - Mixed Emotions

Events

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Sunday, Sept. 28The AmoreysNew Diggings, 3:30 - 7:30 PM

Grass MenagerieIrish Cottage, 7 - 11 PM

Taste Like ChickenSandy Hook, 10 PM - 2 AM

Bryce MidasIsabella’s, 9 PM - 1 AM

Wednesday, Oct. 1Noel CooneyIrish Cottage, 8 PM - 12 AM

Live on Main ComedyBricktown, 9 - 11 PM

Thursday, Oct. 2Noel CooneyIrish Cottage, 8 PM - 12 AM

Mighty Short BusMurph’s, 9:30 PM - 1:30 Am

I FELL INTO SOME ART ONCE. YOU BREAK IT, YOU BOUGHT IT?

18SEPT 18 - OCT 2

Fall Into ArtDowntown Gallery TourFriday, October 3

Dubuque Main Street presents Fall Into Art, an autumn tour of downtown art galleries. Scheduled for Friday, October 3, from 5 to 10 p.m., the gallery tour is a new program for the downtown revitalization organiza-tion. Fall Into Art is sponsored by Media-com.

Fall Into Art will include seven art galler-ies spread throughout Dubuque’s down-town “Cultural Corridor” including the Brick Oven Studio, the Dubuque Museum of Art, Joey Wallis Photography, Mural In-spirations, Outside the Lines Art Gallery, and the Voices Warehouse Gallery, as well as an off-site exhibit by the Clarke College Art Department at the Platinum Building on Main Street. Many of the participating galleries will be offering refreshments and entertainment. Guests are encouraged to visit each stop to sign up for door prizes to be drawn at each location. Fliers listing participating galleries and their locations are available at the Main Street office, 1069 Main Street, and at each stop on the tour.

Tour participants may visit each gallery at their own pace, walking, biking, or by taking advantage of a free trolley service which will circulate in a loop of the tour between 5:30 and 10:30 p.m., stopping at each gallery every 20 minutes. The Voices Warehouse Gallery is suggested as a final stop on the tour with featured entertain-ment until 11 p.m.

Brick Oven Studio:The Brick Oven Studio will offer beverages from Blackbird Brewery (local homebrewer Shane Lenane), snacks, as well as live art demos all evening. Brick Oven will raffle a piece of original pottery made in their stu-dio.

Clarke College Art Department off-site exhibit at The Platinum Building:The Clarke College Art Department pres-ents an exhibit of artwork by department faculty and recent graduates of the pro-gram like Megan Kalmes, Jenny Harms, and Donia Gianakouros, along with cur-rent student work. The department is col-laborating on a large-scale installation for the exhibit. Each student will create an 8 x 8 inch piece to be combined in a grid-like fashion into a single large work. In an effort to keep the exhibit in the downtown area, the Clarke exhibit will be hosted by the Platinum Building on Main Street.

Dubuque Museum Of Art: New DMA exhibits for autumn include Politics As Usual: Political Cartoons by Dick Locher, Looking for More: Recent Paintings by Thomas C. Jackson, The Spiritus Suite by Louise Kames, and Jo-seph Walter: Portraits. DMA will be giv-ing away a family membership valued at $60.

Joey Wallis Photography:Nature photographer, portrait artist, and former Voices exhibitor Joey Wallis will open his Main Street studio and gallery for the tour.

Mural Inspirations: Mural Inspirations will be exhibiting paintings by Jeanelle ‘Page’ Westerfield and Sarah Barnes, with a drawing for a piece of art valued at $50. Wine and beverages will be served.

Outside The Lines Art Gallery:OTLAG presents an exhibit of watercolor paintings by JoAnne Hauser Warren and metal sculpture by Gail Chavenelle. Bev-erages and hors d’oeuvres will be served. OTLAG will hold a drawing for an origi-nal piece of artwork.

Voices Warehouse Gallery:Cre8 Studios will act as the host for the gallery tour at the Voices Warehouse Gal-lery, providing wine and snacks. Artist Gene Tully of Cre8 Studios will be giving away a sculpture. The 2008 installation of Voices From The Warehouse District: Metamorphosis, an exhibit of 15 regional and national artists will be on display along with a musical performance by San Francisco area singer/songwriter Bart Davenport.

For more information, contact Dubuque Main Street at 563-588-4400.

19I WANT TO SEE SWEENEY TODD 2: THE DEMON PIRATE

SEPT 18 - OCT 2

I Still Like JessicaA film by Rodney Rothman & Arthur Jones, I Still Like Jessica includes a live recording of Rothman’s phone conversation with Jes-sica, the girl he dated for a couple weeks when he was 13, the first girl he ever kissed. “I have probably thought of the kiss fifty-thousand times,” he tells her on the phone, but Jessica, now an adult, doesn’t remember.

A Hip-Hop Tribute to Rush Hour Inspired by Def Jam Recordings 2003 re-lease Music Inspired by Scarface, Chicago filmmaker Daniel Kibblesmith and the 222 Warehouse present “a collection of today’s hottest artists,” paying their respect to a film that already has a soundtrack.

TandemA live-action comedy by Minnesota film-maker Adam Ginsberg, Tandem is “part beat-poet ode to companionship, part love-of-bikes story.”

There might be other short films included in the program as well. As always, the screening will include a wide variety of genres, styles, approaches, and run times, with budgets that range from professional to “hey, we got this camera …” The pro-gram will be shown in two parts with an intermission.

On top of her work with Film Brigade, Aranda has been busy as Associate Pro-ducer and Global Outreach Coordinator of Milking The Rhino, a feature-length docu-mentary by Kartemquin Films. Slated for PBS broadcast in Spring of 2009 through the Independent Lens series, Milking The Rhino examines the complexities of com-munity-based conservation in Africa.

Doors for the Voices Short Film Brigade Screening open at 7 p.m. The program will begin at 7:30. Admission is $7. Fol-lowing the program will be a dance party hosted DJ Gazelle, spinning a variety of classic soul and fun party music. Voices organizers, Short Film Brigade, and co-sponsor Mindframe Theaters invite all to get on the floor and get on down.

Short Film BrigadeContinued from Page 8

The Center for the Arts Performing Arts Series at the University of Wisconsin-Platteville is ready to present the nation-al tour of the musical Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street on Sunday, October 5, at 7 p.m.!

Sweeney Todd is based on the 19th cen-tury legend of a London barber driven to a life of crime after a malevolent judge takes his wife and child from him. Sweeney’s plan for revenge includes a cutthroat partnership with Mrs. Lovett, an enterprising businesswoman, who is soon producing the tastiest meat pies in London.

This exciting and innovative new pro-duction features a multi-talented en-semble of ten talented actor/musicians. The Wall Street Journal says, “The great-est musical of the past half-century has returned in a staging of the utmost force and originality!” and Time Out New York calls Doyle’s revival “the most ad-dictively delicious dish on Broadway in years!” Of course, it was also turned into a great movie last year, too.

For more information on Sweeney Todd, visit the tour website, www.sweeneyon-tour.com.

Tickets for this event are $32 for General Admission $30 for Faculty and senior citizens $28 for Kids Under 18 and $18 for UWP Students (with current ID).

Tickets are available through the Univer-sity Box Office in the Center for the Arts the University Box Office is open Mon-day through Friday 8am-5pm and can be reached by calling (608)-342-1298. Tickets are also available online 24/7 at http://tickets.uwplatt.edu. More informa-tion on the Performing Arts Series and other performance events can be found at http://uwplatt.edu/arts/cfa.

Sweeney Todd in Platteville!OCT5

City Issues & Council Actions

The City Council and Staff continually strive for enhanced transparency and efficiency in gov-ernment. The following encompasses a brief update on City issues and Council actions on September 15, 2008:

Loras College Planned Unit Development Amendment. A first reading of the request to amend the Loras ID Institutional District to al-low for a 32 unit Oaks Housing Project south of Byrne Oaks housing complex and north of Rohlman Hall was held. Loras will resurface its tennis courts to provide over 100 new park-ing spots in addition to the 32 spots that will be adjacent to the housing complex. The second reading will be held at the next Council meet-ing at which time it is anticipated to be ap-proved. The City’s higher education institutions are community assets, and as such, must have the ability to expand and grow.

Carnegie Stout Public Library Renovation Proj-ect. Plans and specifications, form of contract, and the estimated cost of just over $5 million for the Carnegie Stout Public Library renovation project were presented. The Durrant Group will be the architects for the project that will result in the first LEED existing building certified in the State of Iowa. Action: 5-0 to approve.

Development of Speculative Building – Devel-opment Agreement. The Council considered approval of a Resolution to accept the proposal from the Spiegel Family Realty of Iowa LLC for the purchase of 11.26 acres of property in the Dubuque Industrial Center Urban Renewal District and to approve the Development Agreement for the construction of a 200,000 square foot speculative industrial building cost-ing approximately $7.7million. Action: 5-0 to approve.

Bee Branch Project - General Obligation Bonds. The recommendation of an issuance of not to ex-ceed $4,000,000 in General Obligation Bonds for the Bee Branch Project to pay the costs of storm water management and improvements, including the acquisition of properties, was pre-sented. Repayment will be through storm water utility fees. Action: 5-0 to approve.

Greater Downtown Urban Renewal District – General Obligation Bonds. The recommenda-tion of an issuance of not to exceed $3,000,000 in General Obligation Bonds to provide funds for the Library Renovation Project and the

Kephart Building renovations was presented. Repayment will be through the tax increment revenue of the downtown urban renewal dis-trict. Action: 5-0 to approve.

Dubuque Industrial Center West Urban Re-newal District – General Obligation Bonds. The recommendation of an issuance of not to ex-ceed $3,100,000 in General Obligation Bonds to pay the costs associated with the North Sieg-ert Farm demolition and grading project at the Dubuque Industrial Center West was presented. Action: 5-0 to approve.

“Blueprint for Local Climate Action”As of this writing, I am participating in an histor-ic climate action meeting with 50 of the nation’s government leaders to develop a “Blueprint for Local Climate Action” for the next President. We were invited to identify opportunities to en-hance local-federal climate change collabora-tion. The retreat is organized by Climate Com-munities, a coalition of local governments that is advocating for federal support for local cli-mate action, and ICLEI USA, an association of local governments that is helping communities measure their carbon footprint and implement local climate action plans.

As a founding member of Climate Communi-ties, the City of Dubuque is proud to be a part of the growing national movement leading our nation to energy independence, a prosperous new economy based on clean energy and green jobs, and preservation of our planet for our children and grandchildren.

I will be facilitating a “Green Jobs & Green Businesses” breakout session at this retreat. Dubuque’s Council has sustainability as a key policy priority. Our sustainability model in-cludes economic prosperity, and “green collar jobs” play an important role in that model.

The blueprint we are working on will focus on federal policies needed to empower local com-munities to make progress in reducing vehicle miles traveled, implementing green buildings, creating green energy, promoting green jobs, and adapting to the impacts of climate change.We also will determine a strategy to implement the blueprint which includes meeting with the new President’s transition team in December, educating key members of Congress and com-municating the message of the critical role lo-cal governments play in addressing climate change.

More to come!

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The Alexander Levi Heritage Project, Now OpenThe Alexander Levi Project is an exhibit funded in part by the City of Dubuque’s 175th anniversary celebration. The exhibit will be an interactive experience.

The details have been finalized for Dubuque*s 175th Anniversary Commu-nity-Wide Picnic on Sunday, September 21! Activities will be held from 1 - 6 p.m. simultaneously at Comiskey, Eagle Point, Flora, and Louis Murphy Parks on Sunday, Sept. 21. Each location will feature: free admission, free shuttle ser-vice, free musical entertainment, and a free children*s activity (an inflatable activity from LT Amusements). Free an-niversary cupcakes will be served at each location beginning at 2 p.m. Food and non-alcoholic bever-ages will be available for purchase.

At Comiskey Park, located at 255 East 24th Street, Keyline Transit will operate a route from 12th to 32nd Streets on Jack-son & Central and provide free service to and from Comiskey Park. Entertainment: will include The Three of Us playing from 2 - 4 p.m. Food will be provided by the North End Neighborhood Associa-tion, and beverages by the Washington Neighborhood Association.

At Eagle Point Park, 2601 Shiras Av-enue, overflow Parking & shuttle pick-up/drop-off will be near the intersection of Kerper Blvd. & Shiras Ave. Entertain-ment will be by Ralph Kluseman from 2 - 4 p.m., food by Hy-Vee and beverages by the Colts Drum & Bugle Corps.

At Flora Park, 2605 Pennsylvania Av-enue, overflow parking & shuttle pick-up/drop-off will be at the former Big

Lots/Eagle*s parking lot at JFK Rd. and Hillcrest Rd. En-tertainmentby The Unstrung Heroes, food by Hy-Vee and beverages by the Colts.

Finally, at Louis Murphy Park, 1700 South Grandview

Avenue, overflow parking & shuttle pick-up/drop-off will be near the inter-section of Locust & Charter Streets. En-tertainment by Upper Main Street Jazz Band. Food by Hy-Vee, beverages by the Colts.

This event is sponsored by John Deere Dubuque Works. The rain date for the event is Sunday, Sept. 28. For more in-formation, visit www.dubuque175.org or call 589-4151.

Community-Wide Free PicnicsSEPT21

21HOW DOES ONE LOVE A PIANO, EXACTLY? HOW SERIOUS OF A LOVE ARE WE TALKING HERE?

SEPT 18 - OCT 2

MondaysWii Bowling - Champps Sports Bar & Grill, 8 p.m. Martini Madness 8 p.m. - Close.

Tuesdays‘Round Midnight Jazz w/ Bill Encke - Isabella’s, 9 p.m. - 12 a.m. Pub Quiz - The Busted Lift, 8 p.m. First 3 Tuesdays of the month.Sports Movie Night - Champps Sports Bar & Grill, 8 p.m.Karaoke - Rainbow Lounge, Canfield Hotel, 7:30 p.m. - 2 a.m.Karaoke - Dave Lorenz, Player’s Sports Bar, 9 p.m. - 1:30 a.m.

WednesdaysLive Music - Champps Sports Bar & Grill, 7-10 p.m. (Happy Hour 4-6 p.m.)Live on Main Comedy - 2 great standups, Bricktown, 9 p.m. - 11 p.m.WJOD Wild West Wed - (Country Dancing), Fairgrounds, 7 p.m. - 11 p.m.Karaoke - C-Sharp, A&B Tap, 8 p.m. - 12 a.m.Karaoke - Becky McMahon, Denny’s Lux Club 8:30 p.m. -12:30 a.m.Karaoke - Borderline Karaoke, Bricktown, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m.Karaoke - Rainbow Lounge, Canfield Hotel, 7:30 p.m. - 2 a.m.Karaoke - Dave Lorenz, Player’s Sports Bar, 9 p.m. - 1:30 a.m.

ThursdaysLive Music - Robbie Bahr & Laura McDonald, Gobbies, Galena, 9 p.m. -1a.m.Champplympics - Champps Sports Bar & Grill, 8 - 10 p.m.Y-105 Party Zone - Dbq Co. Fairgrounds, 7 p.m. - 10 p.m.Open Mic Showcase, Isabella’s 8 p.m. - 12:00 a.m.Karaoke - Rainbow Lounge, Canfield Hotel, 7:30 p.m. - 2 a.m.Karaoke - Becky McMahon, Ground Round, 9 p.m. - 12 a.m.Karaoke - Flyin’ Hawaiian, Shannon’s Bar, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m.Karaoke - Soundwave, Bulldog Billiards, 9:30 p.m. - 1:30 a.m.Karaoke - Dave Lorenz, Player’s Sports Bar, 9 p.m. - 1:30 a.m.DJ Music - DJ Brian Imbus, Jumpers, 8:30 p.m. - 1 a.m.

FridaysFirewood Friday (3rd Friday’s) - Isabella’s Bar at the Ryan House, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m.Live Music - Leonardo Roldan/Romeo Bautista, Los Aztecas, 6 p.m. - 9 p.m. Wii Battle of the Sexes - Champps, 9 p.m. (Beer Sampling 7 - 9 p.m.)Karaoke - C-Sharp, A&B Tap, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m.Karaoke - Rainbow Lounge, Canfield Hotel, 7:30 p.m. - 2 a.m.Karaoke - Flyin’ Hawaiian, Sublime, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m.Karaoke - Becky McMahon, 2nd Fridays, Sandy Hook Tavern, 10p.mKaraoke - Dave Lorenz, Player’s Sports Bar, 9 p.m. - 1:30 a.m.Karaoke - Brian Leib’s Essential Entertainment, Aragon Tap, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m.DJ Music - Main Event DJ, Gin Rickeys, 8:30 p.m. - 1:30 a.m.DJ Music - Sound Ideas DJ, Timmerman’s Supper Club, 8 p.m.-12 a.m.DJ Music - DJ Brian Imbus, Jumpers, 8:30 p.m. - 1 a.m.

SaturdaysLive Comedy - Arthur House Restaurant, Platteville, 9 p.m. - 10:30 p.m.Live Music - Leonardo Roldan/Romeo Bautista, Los Aztecas, 6 p.m. - 9 p.m. Bluff Street Live Open Mic, Mississippi Mug, 8 p.m. - 12 a.m.Karaoke - Borderline Karaoke, Bricktown, 9p.m. - 1 a.m.Karaoke - Rainbow Lounge, Canfield Hotel, 7:30 p.m. - 2 a.m.Karaoke - C-Sharp, A&B Tap, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m.Karaoke - Becky McMahon, 2nd Saturdays, Dog House Lounge, 9p.mKaraoke - Flyin Hawaiian, George & Dales, (East Dub.) 9p.m. - 1 a.m.Karaoke - Dave Lorenz, Player’s Sports Bar, 9 p.m. - 1:30 a.m.Karaoke - Starburst Karaoke, w/Dave Winders, Instant Replay, 9 p.m.-1a.m.DJ Music - Champps Sports Bar & Grill, 9 p.m. - CloseDJ Music - Main Event DJ, Gin Rickeys, 8:30 p.m. - 1:30 a.m.DJ Music - Sound Ideas DJ, Timmerman’s Supper Club, 8 p.m.-12 a.m.

SundaysOpen Mic with Sean Kramer (Mississippi Flat Miners), A&B Tap, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m.X-Box Rock Band - Champps Sports Bar & Grill, 8 p.m.Karaoke - Flyin’ Hawaiian, Knicker’s Saloon, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m.Karaoke - Phoenix Entertainment, The Hangout (East Dub.), 9 p.m. - 3 a.m.

If you have updates, additions or corrections to the recurring nightlife calen-dar, please contact 365 with the new information @ info@dubuque365.com!

Amy GrantDes Moines Civic Center• Sat., Sept. 20

The EaglesUnited Center, Chicago • Tues., Sept. 23

Ron WhiteParamount Theater, Cedar Rapids, IA • Fri., Sept. 26

Nick Cave & the Bad SeedsRiviera Theatre, Chicago • Mon., Sept. 29

New Kids on the BlockAllstate Arena Rosemont, IL • Saturday, October 4

Tina TurnerAllstate Arena Rosemont, IL • Monday, October 4

Carlos MenciaAllstate Arena Rosemont, IL • Fri., October 31

Joan Jett & the BlackheartsCedar Falls, IA Gallagher Bluedorn • October 31

GwarEagles Ballroom, Milwaukee •Fri., October 31

Avenged SevenfoldEagles Ballroom, Milwaukee •Wed., Nov. 12

Nine Inch NailsUS Cellular Center, Cedar Rapids •Thurs., Nov. 20

Neil YoungAllstate Arena Rosemont, IL • December 9

I Love a Piano A tribute to the music of Irving Berlin!Tues., Oct. 14th at 7:30pmFive Flags Theater.

Bob & Tom ComedyAll-StarsOctober 18, Five Flags Theater. Two shows!

NunsenseStarring Sally StruthersMon., Nov. 3, 7:30 p.m. Five Flags Theater.

TICKETS FOR ALL SHOWS ON SALE NOW

Daniel Silva has written eight novels in the Gabriel Allon series, each one bet-ter than the one before it. His latest is called Moscow Rules and it finds Allon in very strange territory. He is dragged out of semi-retirement by his boss in the Israeli secret service to perform what looks to be a very simple job. He is sent to Rome to interview an as-set about the activities of a Russian weapons dealer. One thing leads to another and suddenly Allon finds himself being sent to Mos-cow to complete a mission he didn’t want in the first place.

At the end of the last book, Allon gets married, and at the beginning of Moscow Rules we find him in Italy on his honeymoon plying his trade for the Pope. Gabriel Allon is one of the finest re-storers of art in the world. He has a commission from the Pope to restore one of the paintings from the collection in the Vatican, The Martyrdom of St Erasmus by Nicolas Poussin. It was commissioned by the Vatican in 1628 and it’s worth a for-tune. That sort of thing is all in a day’s work for Gabriel Allon -- when he isn’t working for the Israeli Secret Service.

The Poussin isn’t the only painting that figures prominently in the book. There is a painting by the great French painter Mary Cassatt, titled Two Children on a Beach, which forms the emotional core of the book for one of the main charac-ters. This painting is real in the context of the novel, but doesn’t exist in real life. Although, if it did, it would bear a re-semblance to a real Mary Cassatt paint-ing that hangs in the National Gallery of Art in Washington, D.C., called Children Playing on the Beach. So says Silva in a note at the end of the book.

This non-spy occupation that Allon is engaged in is one of his character traits that I find the most interesting. Not only

is the contemplative, nonviolent world of art juxtaposed with the spy world’s brutal and vicious nature, but also Allon’s slow, deliberate snail’s pace in restoring old masters finds a counterpoint in the swift, unplanned nature of what he does for his country.

Therein lies another example of how good a writer Silva is. There are a number of ways you can keep a recurring character fresh from novel to novel. You can give the character personality traits that make him/her run into all kinds of trouble in the plot. We can discover things about the character we didn’t know before, or, the character can be dumped into com-pletely alien terrain. That is the case with Moscow Rules. Allon goes to Moscow, a world apart from the world he is used to in both art and espionage.

The title of the book refers to this. At the height of the Cold War the CIA and other intelligence agencies started to compile an unofficial list of rules that you had to follow if you were to find yourself in Rus-

sia because the usual ways of tradecraft didn’t apply there. These unofficial rules came to be known as the Moscow Rules, because the world of espionage was vastly different there than anywhere else on Earth. By that they meant, much more dangerous and unpredictable.Once again Daniel Silva presents us with a villain who is a very bad man and does very bad things. Nikolai Kharkov is a Russian capitalist, very wealthy, politi-cally well connected, and not the kind of cartoon villain we find in the later James Bond novels. Kharkov and men like him can be found today in Russia and the oth-er Republics that made up the old USSR. They have access to some of the world’s deadliest weapons and will sell them to the highest bidder. Israeli, American and British counterintelligence agencies get wind that Kharkov has done a deal with

Al-Qaeda. Allon finds himself play-ing a lethal cat and mouse game with a man who doesn’t kill for religious rea-sons, he kills as part of doing business.

This brings up another aspect of Silva’s writing I like. His plots are based in the real world. We could easily be reading an account of an operation contained in a dossier from any intelligence agency in the world. There are features in Al-lon’s mission that are amazingly clever and one would think that that is how it is done in the real world of espionage. In this world there is no right and wrong, there are only shades of grey and both sides, or should I say all sides, are guilty of something. There are no absolutes.

Early on in his career Daniel Silva was com-pared to some of the world’s finest writers of international intrigue. Nowadays I find it very easy to mention Daniel Silva in the same sentence with the great John Le Carré and the incomparable Graham Greene.

SORRY, BOB, BUT YOU’RE WRONG: O’DOYLE RULES! O’DOYLE RULES!

22SEPT 18 - OCT 2

Bob’s Book ReviewsDaniel Silva Rules by Bob Gelms

Attitude of EntitlementA person with an attitude of entitlement believes that they are owed (entitled) something and should get what they want because of who they are, not because of performance. Where feelings of entitle-ment begin, personal responsibility de-parts. The entitlement attitude kills busi-nesses, organizations and relationships by lowering productivity, destroying motiva-tion, and undermining self-esteem.

When you have feelings of entitlement, your focus turns to what you are owed rather than what you can give. These feel-ings of entitlement can become attitudes of entitlement. Your attitude ultimately deter-mines your destiny. If you lead a life with an entitlement attitude and you don’t get what you feel you are entitled to, you will be bitter and resentful. You could possibly spend your entire life feeling at though you are being ripped-off or cheated.

It is human nature to feel entitled. When I hold the door open for someone, it’s easy think they owe me a “thank you” and end up disappointed if I don’t get one. When I

do something nice for my girlfriend (ahem, fiancée), I feel I’m entitled to her lifelong appreciation for what a cool guy I am. At the same time, she is thinking, “I’m such a good fiancée; it must be a real privilege for Matt to get to do this for me. Heck, I’m responsible for most of the joy in his life. I’m entitled to his lifelong appreciation for what a cool gal I am.” It is not easy to recognize and harder to admit to feelings of entitlement. Acknowledgement of these feelings before the become attitudes is cru-cial. Feelings of entitlement are apparent in examples such as these:

“I’m a good person, life owes me a break.”

“I helped them out, they should help me out.”

“I’m an American, the government owes me something.”

“I’m a college graduate, so I deserve a high-paying job.”

“I’ve been good to my friends, so they owe me their loyalty.”

Even though I feel we are entitled nothing, it is your right (and responsibility) to pursue what you want. You are not owed a thank you for opening a door, but it is perfectly OK to want one. You are not owed love, but it is OK to pursue it. Just because you have a diploma does not mean you are en-titled to a high-paying job, but you should try to get one. When you receive a thank you, love, or a high-paying job, it is a gift.

If you focus on what you feel you are en-titled to, your life will be frustrating and painful. If you focus on your responsibili-ties and what you can do for others, your life will be successful. Acknowledge that the world doesn’t owe you, you owe the world.

Stop What You’re DoingIn many cases you should simply “stop what you’re doing.” If go to a movie that ends up being terrible, get up and leave. Why waste any more time sitting there? If you’re not enjoying yourself at a party, excuse yourself and get out of Dodge. It is not written anywhere that you must suffer through another dull event. If you’re not entertained or learning something, do not think you don’t have a choice. If you want to get away from someone with a bad attitude, check your watch and tell

them you are pressed for time (aren’t we all) and split. If you’re not having fun or improving yourself, stop what you’re doing and do something else.

Don’t forget to CYA - Check Your Attitude! Like it or not, your attitude determines your success (or lack thereof). Check Your Attitude daily! To inquire about getting Mattitude in person, call 563-773-MATT or send an e-mail to matt@mattbooth.com.

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by Jeff Stiles

Memories of my annual visits to Las Ve-gas conventions during the 1990s came back as a déjà vu as I strolled through the Dubuque Greyhound Park & Casino last month with my wife and three kids. The constant ding-ding-ding of the slot ma-chines in the casino brought a smile to my face, reminding me that I was shar-ing a memory of my past without actually taking my children to “Sin City.”

Earlier this past summer I had told Min-dy, Aletheia, Laura and Skyler about my initial visit to the local greyhound park, right after I first arrived in Dubuque 21 years ago to finish my college education. During that visit I lost money on my first wager, and as a result swore off gambling forever.

But don’t worry: I wasn’t at the dog track to renege on my vow. You see, some friends of ours have owned miniature ever since we’ve known them, and I fig-ured it would be fun for the kids to watch skinny little fellows that look like “Simba” and “Shadow” chase a mechanical bone around a 3/8-mile dirt track.

Besides, because of the fact I enjoy visit-ing area events and venues, I especially love it when those attractions offer a fam-ily-friendly entertainment.

The greyhound racing facility in Dubuque—built on the former site of the city’s landfill—is operated by the Dubuque Racing Association (DRA), a nonprofit organization that provides 40% of its profits every fiscal year to the City of Dubuque, 40% to charitable organi-zations in the tri-state area, and 30% to a reserve fund. Since 1985 the DRA has provided countless monies to the com-munity, providing for “social, economic and community betterment, and lessen-ing the burden of Dubuque city and area government, while contributing to the growth and viability of Dubuque-area tourism and Iowa’s greyhound racing industry” (according to Web site www.dgpc.com).

My wife and I were simply taking ad-vantage of another opportunity to enjoy a local outdoor sporting event with our kids. And as we walked past the indoor bleachers on this Thursday evening, we immediately saw the person who had served us at Buffalo Wild Wings earlier in the day.

“Are you following us around today?” he asked with a smile.

There were plenty of children scattered throughout the outdoor seating area as we quickly exited the smoky interior of the casino building and arrived out in

the fresh-smelling outdoors. Most of the young boys and girls were with parents or grandparents. The weather was won-derfully cool—we enjoyed an evening in front of our backyard fire-pit after return-ing home later that night—and everyone appeared to be in good spirits.

We laughed at the names of some of the dogs—“Ploomsy” and “Barking Bud” seemed to receive the most chuckles from the kids—even as we cheered for some of those same pups to win their individual races.

Many of the kids were screaming “Go #2! Go #2!”—or whatever the number of the racer their parents/grandparents had bet-ted to win that particular race. Would the heaviest dog win? The skinniest contestant? The most muscular? The pup being escorted by the boy my 13-year-old daughters con-sidered cutest?

“It’s post time!” a voice would announce over the loudspeakers.

“And they’re off!” was shouted as the doors to the little dogs’ starting boxes were raised.

After a couple races, Aletheia decided to take her sister Laura inside to buy ice cream

treats for the kids while the rest of us waited for the next post.

Just like in NASCAR, some dogs would leap to the front of the pack at the beginning but fade toward the back later on. The screams from the audience were especially boister-ous during Photo Finishes, which weren’t actually all that close for those of us with front-row seating.

The kids munched on their frozen treats as we watched a few more races before driv-ing Aletheia back to her mom in Wisconsin. Granted, we didn’t spend enough money on ice cream during our visit that evening to contribute much to the DRA’s commu-nity pot, but as a family we were thrilled to enjoy such a family-friendly facility—and right here in the city of Dubuque.

And with our city’s other gaming establish-ment—the Diamond Jo Casino—now con-structing a new bowling, eating, comedy and music venue that will be operating this coming winter, the family-friendly options in our city’s casino venues are truly grow-ing exponentially.

Oh yes, and without the need to actually wager—unless of course someone is bet-ting they’ll pick up a spare on their 7-10 split at the new bowling alley.

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Healthy Football FeverIt’s football season again! What does that mean to you? Heated discussions about which team is best? Friendly bets that pre-dict the victor? Parties, decorated with your team’s colors? How about the best tailgate parties ever?

This year, if you would like to go for a healthier tailgate celebration, we have some suggestions for you.

Let’s start with the basics for any party-goer who wants to keep control while under the pressure of loaded buffets.

Eat a healthy meal or snack before you go.

Enjoy your favorite foods but eat small por-tions.

Use a plate for even the nibbles. You will eat less.

Drink a calorie-free beverage, either all day, or at least between each light beer.

Bring a platter of fruits or veggies with a low-fat dip.

Try these healthy variations on old favorites:

Instead of nacho chips with high-fat cheese, try baked tortilla chips with a low-fat salsa.

Instead of barbecue or hot chicken wings (there’s lots of fat in the skin), buy some chicken kabobs from the meat counter. They’re easy and quick to cook.

Instead of creamy soups, how about some chili made with healthy beans and lean ground beef or turkey?Instead of high-calorie sandwiches made with extra cheese and mayonnaise, try se-lecting a healthy whole grain bun and then add low-fat deli cuts of ham, turkey and roast beef. Switch from regular mayo to the low-fat version and use mustard.

Replace regular beer with light beer. Be sure to have plenty of alcohol-free (and calorie-free) beverages, too!

Other healthy snacks to offer:Light popcornPretzels and mustardGrilled bananas, pineapples and peaches served with a low-fat yogurt dip.

For more healthy tailgate ideas, ask your Hy-Vee dietitian for suggestions. Here’s a healthy snack taken from www.hy-vee-health.com. There are hundreds of others to choose from too.

Black Bean and Corn Salsa

All you need:1 can (14.5 oz) Hunt’s™ petite diced toma-toes, undrained1 shallot, minced1 jalapeno pepper, seeded, finely chopped1/2 cup Hy-Vee black beans, drained, rinsed1/2 cup Grand Selections frozen sweet corn1/2 tsp Hy-Vee granulated sugarHy-Vee salt and pepper, to tasteHy-Vee bite-size tostados, optional

All you do: In a medium bowl, stir together all ingredi-ents except tostados. Cover. Refrigerate for 2 hours or overnight. Serve with tostados if desired.

Nutrition information per serving: Calories: 25, Carbohydrate: 4 g, Fat: 0 g, Protein: 1 g, Sodium: 125 mg

Back to School...with Clean HandsNothing is more important than the health of your children. Now that they’re back to school and you may be making lunch boxes for them, let’s review the impor-tant steps required to protect them from food-borne illnesses. Since September 21-27 is National Clean Hands Week, why not share these tips with everyone in the family?

- The best way to wash your hands is with warm, clean, running water and soap.

- Try singing “Happy Birthday” twice while you’re washing. When you’re done, most of the germs have washed down the sink.

- Dry your hands with an air dryer or pa-per towel. Use the towel to turn off the water spout.

- Wash your hands every time before you touch any food.

- Wash after eating, using the bathroom, touching pets, coughing and touching your face or hair.

- Work on a clean surface and use sepa-rate cutting boards for meats and fresh produce or bread.

- Rinse fruits and vegetables under run-ning tap water and dry with a paper tow-el. Even wash fruits with rinds that won’t be eaten, like oranges.

- Keep lunches in the refrigerator over-night if they are made the night before.

- Use an insulated lunch box with insu-lated containers.

- Wash insulated lunch totes or boxes with hot soapy water after each use.

- Try using several individually packed fruits, snacks, puddings, pretzels, etc.

If you’re having trouble getting the kids to eat what you pack, try these sugges-tions:

Kids like ready-to-eat things – a peeled and segmented orange is more likely to get eaten than a whole orange.

Kids like small things – use cookie cut-ters to cut up sandwiches or bake muf-fins in a mini-muffin pan.

Kids like dip - use small containers to create combinations like pretzels and peanut butter, salsa with chips, or veg-etables with dressing Kids like crunchy - provide the lunch with raw vegetables or low-fat pretzels.

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The Parks-Monk Wedding

In sticking with a theme, we look a per-sonal way to go green. In this case, it is a green wedding; to be more exact, the green wedding of 365ink Publisher Bryce Parks. But you can carry the idea into any large party you may be plan-ning, especially for big corporate pic-nics and parties.

The city tells us this is the first waste-free wedding in Dubuque. So that’s pretty exciting. And it really wasn’t that difficult. We followed a few key steps and and it came together easily.

1. Put out recycling bins and compost bins instead of trash bins. At parks, these may be available from the city. If you do it right, you won’t need trash cans.

2. Buy recyclable plastics that are actu-ally recyclable. Some disposable cups

have a recy-cling number, but not one that Dubuque, or

most communities for that matter, will accept. Dubuque will take #1 plastics, and there are #1 clear plastic cups at most area retailers.

3. Get compostable, well, everything else. Did you know it’s not just weeds and egg shells you can compost? You can do paper plates, napkins, food scraps and more.

4. You might have to spend a little more to go all the way. We could not find recy-clable plastic tableware locally, not with a number the city will accept. But while in Colorado earlier this month, we saw plastic straws made from corn that were compostable. Naturally, we saved one to bring home. We looked it up online and found eco products that fit the bill: Forks, knives and spoons that were all made from corn. If enough of us request that a major retailer locally carry eco prod-ucts like these, we can cut costs greatly to make this a better option. These were a bit spendy for plastic wares. But now that everything but the cups can go in one bin, life is much easier!

So when the cheesecake is gone and the beer cans empty, the leftovers of my big day will be sent off to many places for many purposes, but none of those plac-es will be the Dubuque landfill. And when you are feeding 400 people, that’s a pretty cool thing.

More information:www.ecoproducts.comwww.dmaswa.org

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If you’re anything like us 365ers, you might be experiencing some slight shock that summertime is gone and all those fun festi-vals are in the past. When did that happen? But wait! There’s one more opportunity to gather around the Jaycees beer tent in the great outdoors before the weather forces us inside to watch football with the in-laws while we wait for the turkey to finish roast-ing. Don’t forget about Chili Cook-Off! The first Saturday of October marks the date of Cable Car Square’s annual celebration of all things chili-related – The Tri-State’s Larg-est Chili Cook-Off. This year that date falls on Saturday, October 4. Scheduled from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., this will be the 15th year for the annual event.

For those new to the event, the Chili Cook-Off is not just for those diehards who are deadly serious about their chili (though they will be there too), but for anyone who thinks they make a pretty good batch of the spicy stuff or those who just like to eat it. Chili cooks compete in a variety of catego-ries. The Chili Association Society Interna-tional (CASI) competition follows a strict set of rules which delineate what ingredients are necessary and which are prohibited, along with guidelines for tasting and judg-ing. The CASI competition can be nearly as heated as the chili.

There is also a Business category, for com-pany teams, and an Open category for any-one who has been practicing at home. New this year will be a Junior division for chili cooks under 18 years of age. For those who just can’t get enough hot stuff, there is also a Salsa competition – the jalepeno and to-

mato variety, not the Latin dancing, though there will be live music, so I’m sure you would be welcome to bust a move.

If you’re more of what we call the “eating” type than the “cooking” type, our advice is to get there early. The public tasting begins at 1 p.m. and there is usually a not insig-nificant line forming by then. It’s probably best to get a beer from the Dubuque Jay-cees first, then get in line for the all-impor-tant “sampling spoon.” The spoon is just $5 and entitles the person who wields it to taste as many varieties of chili as he or she can bear, or until the chili runs out. If (when) that happens, or if you’re just not into chili (what is wrong with you?), there will be other food vendors serving a variety of other foods.

Of course the Chili Cook-Off is not only a gustatory competition used as an ex-cuse to drink beer in October (though it is a pretty good one). Chili Cook-Off is a festival with entertainment and all sorts of family-friendly activities. This year’s pro-gram features performances by the Mayer School of Irish Dance from 10 to 11 a.m., the Dubuque Rhythm Cloggers from 11 to noon, and the “outlaw country” music of The Apple Dumplin’s from noon until nap-time (5 p.m.).

Being a family-friendly event, kids will have plenty to do to keep occupied with a vari-ety of activities in the Kids Corner, includ-ing face painting, the “dino jump” bounce house, a fishpond, pumpkin painting, and special games led by “Ms. Razzle Dazzle.” The bigger boys can stay occupied watch-ing the Iowa Hawkeyes on a big-screen TV. Football, chili and beer on a crisp autumn day … yeah, October is not so bad.

For those that need an excuse to justify stuffing their face with chili all afternoon, the Jaycees are hosting a new event the morning of Chili Cook-Off that just might serve that purpose. The Jaycees first annual Chili Trot 5K fun run is scheduled to begin at 8 a.m. from the A.Y. McDonald parking lot on Kerper Boulevard and proceed along the Riverwalk. Water will be provided along the course and with refreshments available to participants after the race. Chili Trot also offers a 2K walk/run. Registration begins at 6:30 a.m. or visit www.dubuquejaycees.org to register in advance (before September 28) and get a Chili Trot long sleeve T-shirt.

Chili Cook-Off is sponsored by the Cable Car Square Association, Diamond Jo Casino and Prudential Financial, with contributing spon-sorship by Radio Dubuque, Dubuque Jaycees, and Best Buy of Dubuque. Proceeds from this year’s Cook-Off benefit the Manasseh House. For more information or cooks applications call Teri Connely at 815-747-2504.

Native American Days at the Mississippi River Museum will feature the Native Ameri-can group Red Tale which will teach visitors about Native American culture through sto-ries, songs and dances. Presenters represent the Yaqui, Meskwaki, Hochunk and Lakota nations. Red Tale will perform in front of an authentic Yaqui Teepee in the Museum & Aquarium boat yard at 11 a.m., 1 p.m. and 3 p.m. both days of the event. In addition to performances, there will be a variety of

displays including a directional stone dis-play, which incorporates a traditional native mapping system that dates back thousands of years and is documented in Jesuit writings from the Fur Trade Era.

There will be food available from the outdoor grill, including bison burgers, and a range of activities and crafts for children. For more information, visit www.rivermu-seum.com.

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Dear Trixie:I was robbed downtown last month

and was so freaked out I didn’t leave my apartment for three weeks. The only way I was able to go back to work was that I bought a small pistol and carry it with me everywhere. I’ve practiced at the shooting range and am pretty accurate although I’m not sure how well I would do if I ever have to shoot at actual human beings. What can I do?--V for Victim

Dear Victim:Don’t think of them as human beings--think of them as useless paper targets.

Dear Trixie:I like tequila. I like it in coke or orange juice or straight out of the bottle. My wife says I come home drunk and act mean. She says I throw stuff around the aapartment and beat her up. I honestly don’t ever remember busting up any-thing or hitting her. She says she thinks I am an alcoholic. Do you think I have a drinking problem? What am I doing wrong?--Jose Cuervo

Dear Jose:Yes, you have a drinking problem. You are not drinking nearly enough. If you were drinking the proper amount of tequila you’d be unconscious in a ditch and unable to wreck your house or hit your wife. Better luck next time.

Dear Trixie:I am having a fancy dinner party. I will be using my mother’s silver and my grandmother’s fine linens. How are formal linen napkins folded?--Kris N.

Dear Kris:With the hands.

Dear Trixie:I have been in love with my girlfriend for three years. I would do anything for her. I have put up with her cheating on me and the humiliation that comes with the whole town knowing how gullible I am. I took her back and forgave her and now she told me she wants to break up with me. I can’t seem to get over her dumping me. I cry all the time and my chest hurts. How can I get over this pain?--Heartbroken

Dear Heartbroken:I always felt better if I could break something of his that he valued. Like his clavicle.

Dear Trixie:My vegetarian friends have invited me to a potluck. We are all supposed to bring a dish. What goes with soy tofu and hummus?--Bob

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1. A, Dubuque’s first water pump was built in 1880 in response to demand in the hill district.

2. False. Today’s Town Clock stands two feet taller than its old incarnation.

3. B, “Ale-a-Go-Go” was never a beer produced at Star Brewery.

4. D, monster truck Bigfoot went big after being in Take This Job & Shove It.

5. False. Costner did call Field of Dreams this era’s It’s a Wonderful Life, though.

6. Fooled you! Eszterhas wrote all of those movies. Yikes!

7. A, Jim Shaffer put undeveloped film in the bicen-tennial time capsule. Whoops!

8. Shot Tower Inn used to be part of the Shakey’s company. What happened to them?

9. D, Clarke College’s disastrous fire occurred on May 17, 1984.

10. Allison-Henderson Park was named for Sena-tor William Boyd Allison and Rep. David B. Henderson.

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ARIES As a moderately liberal conservative registered as an independent, you’re not about to be swayed by negative ads or distorted claims by either presidential candidate. Your vote is valuable, hold out for cash.

TAURUS A fashion-first fall resolution only revitalizes your life so far. Those tags you forgot to take off your clothes do not make you gangsta and hip. It just proves that you are still single and basically helpless. You’re lucky if you remeber to comb your hair.

GEMINI Self-image gets a rude awakening this week. Real-izing that those lines on your thighs were thankfully from the seams in the chair, and not stretch marks, does not make you skinny. Get rid of the fudge ripple ice cream, not the furni-ture.

CANCER Constantly reinventing the feta-cheese, artichoke heart and tomato pizza recipe that your best friend swears by does not seem to be helping it to achieve the acclaimed status she places on it. Before you give up on it, try this no-fair revamp: two pounds of Italian sausage.

LEO The miracle ingredient you’ve been looking for is mayon-naise. The miracle answer you’ve searching for is “yes, dear.” The advice you should have heeded at the beginning of the day is “Don’t keep itching it.” Why don’t you listen?

VIRGO Just because you’re about to turn 40 and you can now legally get a tattoo in Dubuque does not mean you should. Yosemite Sam might not be cool in ten years. Just sayin’. LIBRA If you are struggling with your Halloween costume this year (and why are you even thinking about ti this early?) here are three golden rules to go by: 1. It’s still too early to go as Steve Irwin. 2. Don’t wear a latex mask, you’ll be sorry within the first ten minutes. 3. If you are the assistant city manager, we have two words for you: SARAH PALIN ... extra lipstick!

SCORPIO I know, I know … the festival season is over and you still have beer tickets. Look at it this way, it could be worse. They could be stock certificates.

SAGITTARIUS Summer is over and you got almost nothing done on that long list of projects you were planning to do. Don’t beat yourself up about it. That’s your spouse’s job.

CAPRICORN The crisp Autumn air makes you hungry for a whole range of culinary delights – soups, stews, roasts and baked potatoes, deep dish pizza – but pace yourself. Save some room for holiday feasts before you really start packing on the pounds. Wait, are you gonna eat that?

AQUARIUS With the smoking ban in effect and cold weather coming it might finally be time to quit smoking. Again. No, seriously, put down the cigarette.

PISCES Just because the stock market is tanking does not mean you are destined to lose everything – especially when your main investment seems to be in empty beverage containers. There is a market for aluminum though so you’re definitely in on the ground floor. You might also consider investing in an air freshener.

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“Organizations apply for funds,” explains Woller, “and VSA funding is then used to generate and improve arts and arts-related programs at those organizations. It’s a way for us to continue the mission of promoting the arts to people with dis-abilities -- there’s so much the arts can do for them.”

As it turns out, individuals with special needs also play their part in helping 100 Men Who Cook run smoothly. Some of them work as door greeters and table bussers, and others will be offering bot-tled water, free of charge, to attendees. It’s another great way that VSA arts of Dubuque is endeavoring to build a soci-ety in which people with disabilities can participate without trouble.

With such a long organizational history, one might think it someone odd that an event like 100 Men Who Cook is only now in its fourth year. However, long before this event, the Jacqueline Merritt VSA arts of Dubuque held a champagne brunch and fashion show for seventeen years at the Dubuque Inn, formerly at the intersection of Wacker Drive and Dodge Street. However, with the closing of the hotel a few years ago, as Woller says, a change of event was needed.

“While we had many great years doing that fashion show, we felt that we needed sort of a change of pace, a different focus,” she says. “We wanted to hold an event that could serve as an evening out for men and for women alike, something with a broader appeal. The Grand River Center wound up being a perfect home for the event.”

With an ever-growing cast of participants and undoubtedly delicious culinary offer-ings, 100 Men Who Cook sounds like a great time. Some of us at 365ink have at-tended the event in the past, and they swear by the fun.

“Our work continues today, trying to bring a better life for these members of our com-munity, and this event is part of that,” says Woller. “People can come and go as they please, dine & drink when they want, circu-late throughout the evening and enjoy the atmosphere.”

We’re sold!

Tickets for 100 Men Who Cook are avail-able now at all Hy-Vee Food Stores, Har-tig Drug and U.S. Bank locations. Admis-sion is $30 in advance and $40 at the door. The event is sponsored by Ameri-can Trust, Doland Jewelers, Dubuque Anesthesia Services, Flexsteel, the Grand River Center, Harris Golf Cars, Hy-Vee, John Deer, NetSmart, Rhomberg’s Fur and Leather Gallery, Weber Paper Com-pany, Radio Dubuque, OnMedia and the Telegraph Herald. For more information, visit www.vsaartsdubuque.com, or call Marlene Woller at 563-584-2138.

100 Men Who CookContinued from Page 4.

Chris JohnsonWednesday, September 24 Bricktown Entertainment Complex Chris’ material often covers the comedy industry itself, criticizing the world and all the crazy things that go with it. He was winner of one of the funniest in the Mid-west. Chris is a regular guest on The Late Show with David Letterman, B.E.T. Showtime, The Daily Show, has per-

formed on HBO and made numerous appearances on Dr. Katz and Home Movies.

TICKETS STILL ON SALENorm MacdonaldOne Night Only!Wednesday, October 22, 9 p.m. Bricktown Entertainment Complex As seen on Saturday Night Live and more! Norm Macdonald joined the cast of SNL in 1993 and was an in-stant success, becoming one of the most beloved hosts of the Weekend Update sketch, as well as crafting popular impressions of celebrities such as Bob Dole, Al Michaels, Da-

vid Letterman and more. After leaving Saturday Night Live, Mac-donald starred in such films as Dirty Work, Doctor Dolittle, Deuce Bigalow, Man on the Moon and more! Tickets are $25 for general admission, $28 V.I.P. X-Rated show! Visit ETIX.com.

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Saturday, September 27Dubuque Jaycees 65th AnniversaryOn Saturday, September 27th, 6 p.m. - 11 p.m., at the Masonic Temple, the Jaycees will celebrate 65 years. The night includes entertainment, food, drink and fun. RSVP is required. Call (563) 583-8758.

Oct. 4thTri-States Largest Chili Cook-OffJoin us for the last big beer pouring event of the season and one of the most fun. Come down and have a chili good time. See the feature article in this issue for more info about the event. October 4th- Chili Trot: Race day is less than one month away!!! With the race on 10/4/08 we are going to need to line up volunteers to help with crowd control/registration as well as various other tasks. Learn more on our website. Haunted Forest Fri-Sat, Oct. 16th & 17th, Thu-Sat, Oct 23rd-25th, and Thu-Sat, Oct. 30th-Nov.1All nights, Lite Fright begins at 6:30. Full Fright will begin at 7. Admission remains at $7.00 and a discount of one free child under the age of 12 when accompanied by one paying adult during Lite Fright only.

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SATURDAY | SEPTEMBER 27Gallery Hours 1- 5 p.m.Hands-On Art for Kids 1-3 p.m.Plus Interactive Storytelling Hands-on art projects for kids returns on Saturday, September 27 from 1 to 3 p.m., along with interactive storytelling by lo-cal writer Frances Kennedy, known for her book The Pickle Patch Bathtub. Ken-nedy will entertain the kids with an inter-active reading from one of her books, as well as illuminating the process of cre-ating and publishing books for kids – a program that might be of more interest to parents.

SATURDAY | SEPTEMBER 27Chicago Short Film BrigadeShort Film Screening and Dance Party 7:30 p.m. (doors open at 7 p.m.)Short Film Brigade returns again for Voic-es 2008 with an all-new program. Co-sponsored by Mindframe Theaters, the Short Film Brigade Screening is set for 7:30 p.m. to be followed by a dance par-ty hosted by DJ Gazelle. (See the accom-panying article for more information.) Doors open at 7 p.m. Admission is $7.

SUNDAY | SEPTEMBER 28Gallery Hours 1-5 p.m.All Ages Rock Show by Counterproduc-tions 5-9 p.m.Voices organizer Aaron Hefel’s Coun-terproductions hosts an evening of indie rock and experimental music Sunday, September 28 from 5 to 9 p.m. Featured performers include Aseethe, Shores of the Tundra, Datagun, BOAR, Double Rain-bows, and Torturer. Admission is $5.

FRIDAY | OCTOBER 3Bart Davenport8 p.m. (doors open at 7 p.m.)Bay area singer/songwriter, and record-ing artist on the Antenna Farms Records label, Bart Davenport will perform at the Voices Warehouse Gallery Friday, Octo-ber 3 at 8 p.m. Admission is $5. The Voic-es exhibit will also be part of Dubuque Main Street’s Fall Into Art Gallery Tour. (See the accompanying articles for more information on each.)

SATURDAY | OCTOBER 4Gallery Hours 1-5 p.m.Gallery Talk: Ron Gordon 1-3 p.m. Acclaimed Chicago architecture photog-

rapher and preservationist Ron Gordon will give a gallery talk Saturday, October 4, from 1 to 3 p.m. Gordon documented Chicago’s South Loop Printers Row neigh-borhood in the 1970s as its hardworking publishing past and rough edges gave way to gentrification as loft conversions overtook the historic neighborhood. In-corporating a slide show into his gallery talk, Gordon will present the history of the Chicago neighborhood’s conversion and the larger impact it had on the city offering insights into preservation and re-habilitation issues.

SATURDAY | OCTOBER 4Venice Gas House TrolleyWith The Spaghetti Western String Company9 p.m. (doors open at 8 p.m.)Voices celebrates the last Saturday of the exhibition with a truly eclectic evening of music and spoken word poetry featuring Venice Gas House Trolley and The Spa-ghetti Western String Company, October 4 from 9 p.m. The evening is sponsored by The Dubuque Area Writers Guild.

Taking inspiration from the Venice, Califor-nia Beat Poetry scene, Venice Gas House Trolley combines spoken word poetry with organic live music creating a cutting edge, one-of-a-kind expression described as “flowpoetry.” Led by poet and lyricist Adam Gregory Pergament who also uses a variety of loops and vocal effects, the band also features Kevin Knapp (a graduate of the UW-Madison Music School in Compo-sition) on bass and Miguel McQuade (who studied with jazz legend Richard Davis) on drums. As a unit, the group explores terri-tory as diverse as avant-garde jazz, groovy funk, hip-hop beats, hillbilly country and ambient techno, all with the lyrical snap of Pergament’s poetry and political rants.

An instrumental acoustic quartet based in Minneapolis, The Spaghetti Western String Company performs an unusual

brand of music that incorporates elements of Italian and other European folk tradi-tions, American string band and classical music into a sound maybe most suitable for film scores, but surprisingly acces-sible as a soundtrack for whatever hap-pens to be going on the room. The band was awarded Minnesota Music Awards ‘Eclectic Artist of the Year’ in both 2005 and 2006. Begun in 2003 by Michael Rossetto who plays banjo and guitar, the current lineup also features Nicholas Lemme on mandolin, guitar, and vocals, Ethan Sutton on cello, and Paul Fonfara on clarinet. Some might recognize Fon-fara from performances at Isabella’s and this year’s DubuqueFest, or a show last year with his band The Painted Saints.

Doors open at 8 p.m. with the perfor-mance scheduled for 9 p.m.

SUNDAY | OCTOBER 5Gallery Hours 1-5 p.m.Artist & Volunteer Wrap Party 3-7 p.m.Sunday, October 5 marks the end of the Voices exhibition for 2008. The ware-house will host gallery hours from 1 to 5 p.m. with an Exhibition Closing and Wrap Party for exhibiting artists and vol-unteers from 3 to 7 p.m. hosted by the 2008 Voices sponsoring organization, the Dubuque County Fine Arts Society.

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