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I sense a full meltdown in progress. I wasn’t there, so I don’t know for

sure. But I think PGPK has some fresh bite marks on his ass for using

his work computer to send me pornographic and necrophiliac

images. He’s blocked me from viewing his website (or so he thinks)and he’s barking out orders to the cult to toe the line … its all

HARDLY the tone of a man who thinks his side is winning.

Got your poles? Let’s go fisking. No bait needed. They’re jumping

right into the boat!

CHAIRMAN COWard OUTLINES THECHAIRMAN COWard OUTLINES THEFIVE PRINCIPLES OF ASS SUCKERYFIVE PRINCIPLES OF ASS SUCKERY

There are certain facts worth remembering and certain things we do

not do. Because it is clear that someone has forgotten, let me remind

the Horde in general of the Five Principles…

(Did we mention that “someone” is PGPK?)

1. We do not visit DUMBFUCK websites without protection.

(Wear a rubber, his sites are rated clean. Do a check for

yourself.)

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3. We do not leave comments at DUMBFUCK blogs. EVER. No matter

how protected we think we are.

(Because condoms stop the squiggly little spermatazoa of EVIL

that will be reflected back at you.)

4. We do not send email to DUMBFUCK. EVER. No matter how

protected we think we are.

(Because we don’t get very good Wi-Fi here under the porch!)

5. We archive whenever possible.

(A basic tenet of obsessive compulsive behavior!)

We never violate these principles. EVER. Because there are

unpleasant consequences for doing so.

(PGPK will be angry, and may PINCH you!)

1. IF we violate the first Principle, we are libeled as stalkers and

doxed.

(Because I violate, stalk and dox EVERYONE who visits my

website. Oh, wait… no. I try to find out who sends me pictures

of chopped up fetuses and a man laying pipe into a dead

woman.)

2. IF we violate the second Principle, we can be sure that DUMBFUCK

will attach a pornographic picture from his own library and falsely

report harassment to any employer he can find.

(See? THEY don’t send the naughty naughties! I send them to

MYSELF! Yeah. To MYSELF. That’s the ticket! And then I alter

the headers to make it LOOK like they did it, even tough



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Wor Press automat ca y GRABS t e IP a ress o t e a oy

or girl who sends the naughty naughty, and then it’s a simple

process to ask the employer to check that person’s use of their

server to see who was using their IP at the particular time the

naughty naughty is sent to my website.)

3. IF we violate the third Principle, we can be sure that DUMBFUCK

will falsify the headers AND the message, and claim harassment.

(Because I am ever the CLEVER boy. Clever enough to plant a

blog entry on a blog I didn’t even know about in January 2015

asking for someone who lived within an hour of my home to

accept deliver of a forged letter, drive to Howard County, and

mail it to WJJ Hoge. That’s how clever I am!)

4. IF we fail to heed the fourth Principle, valuable evidence may be

lost to the next target of his vexatious litigation.

(But only if you engage in libel or any actionable offense.)

5. IF we violate any of the first four Principles, we also violate

the Fifth Principle.

Therefore, we do not violate the Five Principles.

(“Or Hoge will HAVE US SHOT!”)

If you are unable to follow any of the Principles, (here’s a way out for

the stupid people who can’t follow PGPK’s edicts) there are

precautionary measures you should take. I say should , because I

cannot say must . (Although I do, several times, in the next several

paragraphs.)

1. IF YOU MUST violate the first Principle, do it from a public Wi-Fi

outlet like a coffee shop, a retail store, or a public library. Be sure to

find a quiet corner or a screen with a privacy filter, because you never



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everyone looking over your shoulder to see.

(Try to recall the filth you sent, that way you might have a

better idea of what I may publish.)

2. IF YOU MUST violate the second Principle, TAKE A SCREEN CAP

AND POST IT TO IMGUR.COM. DUMBFUCK will take any comment

from any IP he does not recognize, and he will alter it to include

harassing – or more likely – pornographic images or pictures of his

poop. He will also work in a reference to his wife at every opportunity

to increase the victimization factor. Take a photo of your comment

in moderation, because you will only get one comment before being

banned, so there is a record of what you actually said.

(That’s where PGPK posts most of HIS filthy images that he

sends to me, so that may work for you as well.)

3. IF YOU MUST violate the third Principle, BLIND COPY

SOMEBODY! Seriously, don’t be an idiot. And save the headers.

(Feel free to send your BCC to [email protected].)

4. DO NOT WORRY too much about the fourth Principle. Someone

is ALWAYS running overwatch.

(Because the danger I present to the world is a clear and present

peril and if anyone takes his eyes off me FOR A FUCKING

MOMENT, the world will implode from his EVIL!

5. IF YOU HAVE thus violated the fifth Principle, consider self-

reporting it to your employer, if you have one that cares about such

things. The advance warning to “Google Bill Schmalfeldt” has come

to represent a +20 defensive spell in the MMORPG that is the World

Wide Web of Minecraft, or something.

(I also invite folks to Google my name, especially employers I

contact before you know I’ve contacted them, so the can see



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written bh or on behalf of some right wing pissant who threw

the first handful of shit. So GOOGLE AWAY!)

Oh God, my inner nerd paranoid bipolar psychopathic necrophile

escaped! Somebody grab him!!

(Use protection.)

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