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The Future of the IS Discipline:The Future of the IS Discipline:
Further ReflectionsFurther ReflectionsRudy Hirschheim
Ourso College of Business&
Center for Computation and Technology
Louisiana State University
Presentation to LSE Department of Information Systems
10 July 2006
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Is there a future?
Emasculation"With dollars and people moving from corporate IS units to business
units (and even further out to IT industry firms), central IS units (not
just hardware) have been downsized. Corporate IS groups that oncehired hundreds of people are today mere shadows of their former
selves - sometimes only five or six people. (Markus 1999, p.184)
Press Reports
Wall Street Journal article suggesting if you are in IT, youneed to find another job
Bradburys Silicon.com article IT Department Headed for
Extinction?
Dropping IS student numbers Most schools are experiencing a dramatic drop in IS majors. And
not just in the US. Many Business School Deans no longer support
a vibrant IS department. IS PhD grads are having a hard timefinding academic jobs.
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Shrinking Student Numbers Konrad (2005) notes that recent computer science graduates aren't even
looking for jobs in IT anymore since they believe that there are no IT jobs leftin the US. Worse, citing a recent Gartner Group report, she suggests that 15%
of the IT workers will drop out of the profession by 2010, and that the world-wide demand for systems developers will shrink by 30% during the sameperiod.
In a survey of PhD-granting computer science departments in the UnitedStates, the Computer Research Association found that the number of new
undergraduate majors dropped 18 percent in 2003 (Frauenheim & Yamamoto2004).
Datz (2004) reported the drop in undergraduate computer science andcomputer engineering programs to be 23% from 2003 to 2004.
Vegso (2005) noted that the percentage of incoming undergraduate students in
US universities who indicated they would major in CS declined by over 60%between 2000 and 2004, and is now approximately 70% lower than it was inits peak during the 1982-83 time period.
Similar declines have also been anecdotally noted in the IS field resulting in areduced demand for IS faculty (Frolick et al. 2005).
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Is this just cyclical? Saw the downturn in IS hiring before
early 1990s IS had to take its fair share of the downsizing
Economy driven, when the economy came backso too did IS jobs
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Some say it is a more deep routed
problem
The IS students we turn out are the problem: cant
think, cant write, cant communicate
Need business knowledge not technical
knowledge Havent we heard this all before? Wasnt this why IS
programs were created?
Doesnt this also conflict with what recruiters seem toask for? There is a disconnect between the CIOs wants
and the recruiters for the companies
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But will they hire?The question is if we do deliver what they
want, or say they want, will they hire ourstudents?
recent CIO magazine article suggests otherwise
(see previous point)http://www.cio.com/archive/011505/edit.html
Seems they hire 5+ year experienced peoplefrom consulting companies and /or vendors
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What is the market?
Seems the IS market is soft, but will it
rebound?Answer: Depends on who you talk to
See the unscientific Ives survey results
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Supply and demand for IS students*
Here is the summary from the brief survey participated in by large state supportedprograms with large undergraduate B-School populations. They include
Washington State University (WSU), Louisiana State University (LSU), University
of Virginia (UVA), University of Central Florida (UCF), University of Georgia
(UGA), Indiana University (IU), Oklahoma University (OU), and the University of
Houston (UH).
The good news, if there is any, is that our problem appears to be evolving from one
of too few jobs to one of too few students. Student disinterest appears to be
increasingly caused by the perception, rather than the reality, of too few
jobs. While off-shoring might have been a factor in the loss of jobs it now runs therisk of being the consequence of the lack of graduates to fill available jobs.
*from an informal survey conducted by Blake Ives
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(1.) Are You Still Seeing a Fall Off in Student Majors or Has It
Begun to Level Off or Even Increase?
WSU: The official count as of yesterday is 170 official majors. I suspect we'll be
above 200 next year. We dipped to 90 I believe a couple years ago. Our business
school now has more people trying to get in than it has the last four years (more thanwe can accommodate), so we're going to start doing a new enrollment management
process to limit majors. While in our heyday we were in the high 400's (in terms of
MIS majors), I suspect with enrollment management (and filtering on GPA) we'll
target maximum growth at about 250 MIS majors.
UVA: We saw a fall off of approximately 50% of our IT concentrators from our highs
in 2000 to this year. The fall off does appear to have leveled off this year.
LSU: IS student numbers at LSU continue to fall, although as a proportion, the
decrease is pretty small now. We are currently at about 25% of what we were in thedotcom era. There is a feeling that the decrease has bottomed-out, but we're not sure
when/if we'll see an upswing.
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(1.) Are You Still Seeing a Fall Off in Student Majors or Has It
Begun to Level Off or Even Increase?
UCF: Our majors have dropped from 700 in 2002 to 300 this year. We have bottomed
out but we see no increase as yet. Our MS/MIS program is down from 100 to 86
students.
IU: Yes, we saw a significant drop -- in 2000 or so, we'd graduate 250 CIS majors; this
year, slightly less than 100. I am hopeful that we are stabilizing, but the jury is still
out.
UGA: We are still seeing some fall off, but there is a topping up process within the B-
school. Those who can't get their major of choice are being sent to MIS, but it turns
out that these students don't seem to care to much and are doing quite well and staying
in the major.
UH: Our incoming class of majors is the smallest in recent years (60) and
approximately 15% of peak(400) our peak year.
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(2.) Roughly What Proportion of Your Students are Getting IS-
related Jobs?
WSU: Things are much better than 2 years ago. We are seeing SIGNIFICANTrecruitment and internship opportunities. The companies are back in strength.
Anybody good can get a job.
LSU: No, demand is soft. Fortunately, there aren't many students we have to find jobs
for... that is the good news. The bad news is that we're not seeing an upswing indemand.
UCF: About 80% of our MIS graduates are working in MIS. The good students have
multiple offers. Yes, demand began picking up about 6 months ago.
IU: Thejob market is improving; the problem is, I fear, that we do not currently or in
the near-term have enough students to deliver.
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(2.) Roughly What Proportion of Your Students are Getting IS-
related Jobs?
UVA: Roughly 90% of our IT concentrators got at least one job offer last year. The
average number of offers per IT concentrator was 2.2. The average reported salary forIT concentrators was $46,393.
UVA: We do seem to be experiencing a slight increase in recruiting at the
undergraduate level this year, and a significant increase in job postings directed at the
graduate students.
UGA: We see an increase in demand, but I have no numbers. Recruiters are more
active and good students get multiple offers.
UH: Most of our most recent group of majors to graduate got IT related jobs. Typical
salaries for those with no previous experience is in the low to mid 40's. Several
students got multiple offers, with many of the turned down offers coming from
programming body shops.
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(3.) What, If Anything, Have You Done to Increase the Numbers of
Majors and has the Innovation Worked?
WSU:
(a.) We have put one of our best teachers in our intro section
(b.) We changed our MIS club (student MIS social organization) to a Mu Iota Sigma Professional
student organization, which will have officers selected by faculty (who will then be given
scholarships). The idea here is to pick the best and brightest who can serve to communicate the
MIS to the other students and make us more visible to the student body. In addition, in association
with Mu Iota Sigma we're going to have the MIS Honor Roll (top students in our discipline). Forboth the officers and honor roll, we're going to publicize those people internally in our BSchool
(bulletin board pictures, visiting classrooms, etc.).
(c.) We took one of our most popular teachers and put him in charge of Mu Iota Sigma
(d.) We also have plans for a MIS new-board on a central walkway in the b-school. The idea here
is flat panels with rotating MIS content (here's jim bob working in a MIS career at Boeing..., here's
the upcoming course offerings, here's where our recent grads got jobs), photos of item "b." above,
photo's of faculty, faculty research, etc... The concept here is visibility to students.
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(3.) What, If Anything, Have You Done To Increase The Numbers Of
Majors And Has The Innovation Worked?
LSU: We have done a lot of talking!!! We are trying to change the direction of the program more
towards project management, security, and networks. We've talked about adding a course on
'Sourcing' but frankly our changes have been very, very modest. We've also talked about
dramatically changing the program towards 'business processes'. With the rise in BPO, it seems
that we in IS are best positioned to understand business processes, and given that most (all) are IT-
enabled, we are the natural field to teach/research this area.
UCF: We have changed our curriculum adding an ERP Implementation (SAP) and a Data Mining
classes but it's too soon to tell if that has had an effect. We also have begun to promote MIS as a
major in the required College of Business MIS course. This has helped slightly.
UVA: We are in the process of rolling out a new set of IT courses that are designed to be moreinterdisciplinary in nature, and offered in a more flexible (easy to access) structure.
- COMM 420 - Project Management (all Commerce students, required of IT)
- COMM 421 - Financial Systems Engineering (finance)
- COMM 422 - Database Management (IT)
- COMM 423 - E-Commerce (marketing)
- COMM 424 - Innovation & Technology (all Commerce students)
- COMM 427 - IT Project Practicum (IT)
- COMM 428 - Data Communications (IT)
This curriculum is designed to prepare IT concentrators for job types 3, 4, & 5 in the IT Job
Pyramid (from a recent Business Week)..Early indications are that these changes will result in atleast a slight increase in IT concentrators.
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(3.) What, If Anything, Have You Done to Increase the Numbers of
Majors and has the Innovation Worked?
IU: After a significant analysis of recruiting, student perceptions, etc etc. I significantly revised
the requirements for our CIS major, largely to make it "easier" for students to double major, e.g.,
Accounting-CIS. This is rather popular with Kelley undergrads. I also introduced a new "business
info systems" co-major. This is really a minor (we don't have minors) consisting of 4 core IS
courses. My goal here is to service the other majors, e.g., Marketing, and increase enrollment in
core courses. I need to minimize preps for faculty. Both changes were implemented this year so it
is a bit too early to assess.
UGA: We have tended to try offering service courses for other areas (e.g. accounting)
OU: The new interdisciplinary (open to all business undergraduates as well as MIS) courses wehave introduced are:
-- E-Business (focusing on the net-enabled extended enterprise)
-- Project/Relationship management
-- Technology Management (similar to the Innovation and Technology at UVA)
-- Business Data Modeling (an Excel based course focusing on building models used in finance,
accounting, supply chain, etc.)
UH: We are preparing a marketing campaign to convince students that there are jobs and that they
pay well. We are following up with students that dropped out of our introductory course to find
out why. We are bringing in speakers to talk to the intro class about careers in information systems.
We may conduct focus groups of students in the introductory class that have not yet selected
majors. We are looking for ways to demonstrate that IT careers are "cool" and "fun."
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(4.) Is The Problem One of Supply (Too Few Students) or Demand (Too
Few Jobs) And, How Serious is the Problem Identified?
UVA: The primary problem seems to have been perceived demand. That is, students have a
perception that there won't be many IT-related jobs available when they graduate (due to
offshoring, post dot com era, downsizing of IT, etc.). I am concerned that the smaller number of IT
concentrators will result in a supply problem, causing recruiters to look elsewhere, and a downward
spiral effect.
LSU: The problem is VERY real.. it isn't a myth. What worries me is that many CIOs, or at least
the CIOs of the big companies, don't seem too concerned about where their talent comes from.
Most seem to hire (when they need to hire) from consulting firms. They let the Accentures of the
world 'train' talent, which they then 'buy' later on an 'as needed basis. IT organizations seem too
quick to turn activities over to third party providers, particularly offshore providers. This may likelycome back and bite them in the proverbial ass, but by then, they will have all moved on leaving the
mess for someone else to clear up!
UCF: I think the problem is the perceived lack of employment opportunities.
IU: Too few students.
OU: we are experiencing a pickup in companies hiring ... We have more jobs than qualified MIS
majors right now. The problem we are facing is dispelling the widespread view (in some cases,
perpetuated by our colleagues in other departments) held by business undergraduates (and, perhaps,
their parents) that there are no jobs when in fact there are very good jobs available.
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Computer Information Systems
CIS Ranked Top in World!Study Ranks Robinson Computer Information Systems Department Top in the World - June 06, 2005 continued
CIS Makes Top Ten Again (graduate and undergraduate programs)!Once again the CIS Department graduate program is ranked as one of the ten best in the nation. For public universities, theCIS Department ranked fifth. According to the US News & World Report, for the third consecutive year, the MIS program wasrated as one of the ten best in the United States. continued
CIS Alumni Spotlight
Colonel (U.S. Army Retired) Joseph "Tom" Catudal (MS/CIS, 87), formerly the U.S. Army's CIO in Iraq, is appointed CIO ofSegovia, Inc. According to Col. Catudal, My MS/CIS from GSU gave me a super platform by which I have developed thesuccesses in information and communications technology (ICT), Chief Information Officer (CIO), and now Senior VicePresident level appointments. continued
Great Time to Consider a Career in Computer Information SystemsWill there be incredible and unrecognized new opportunities for information systems students? Read on!
Shortage of Information Systems GraduatesThe potential of this opportunity is improved because the number of new computing graduates has decreased dramatically. Theshift is not unlike those of the late 1980s, when for example, Northeastern Universitys Computing program saw (in 1987) a 40%drop in freshmen. By the mid-1990s this decline became one of the reasons for a nationwide shortage in IT workers. Todaysdecreasing enrollments in such programs nationwide, like those of the late 1980s, could mean that a resuming demand for ITworkers would meet with an unfortunate and significant shortfall.
Careers Available to Computer Information Systems MajorsCorporate careers for majors in Computer Information Systems continue to be strong and varied. The jobs and salaries reach farbeyond programming. Entrepreneurs will also emerge through many similar roles over time in their own companies. These arecareers specific to information systems majors. Like other business majors, there many additional opportunities in generalmanagement leading to other executive positions up to, and including, Chief Executive Officer (CEO). continued
Copyright 2005 Computer Information Systems Department, Georgia State University. All rights reserved.
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So what?
What do we really know? Not much
There are (at least) three possible scenariosScenario 1:
Im OK, your OK. We simply look at thehistorical trend line, assuming that it is a good
predictor of the future
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Dot.com effect
IS student numbers
2005late 90s
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Scenario 2: IS is a Commodity*
Nicholas Carr is right IT Doesnt Matter
But havent we heard all of this before? cf.Dearden, etc.
IS is a commodity is old hat, it is justanother attack on the fieldold wine in
new bottlesnothing new here
* What exactly is a commodity? Is a commodity an 'input' or an 'output'? Also what is the relationship between
'commodity' and 'economies of scale'..... answer: nothing. But a more interesting issue is not what is or is not a
'commodity' but the act of 'commoditization, i.e. rationalization (see scenario 3). That is, how does an organization'commoditize' its business processes? In a sense, that is what organizations do when they implement ERP. This also
drives BPO.
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Scenario 3: Commoditization of Work
Carr was wrong, the IS function isnt a commodity butsignificant parts/processes of IS work are beingcommoditized through IT for better or worse
IT may now be a root cause of the crisis
Need to pay attention to the mediating role of IT thatdifferentiates IS from other business disciplines;
Consider for example:IT as Enabler of Sourcing
IT is clearly an enabler that has opened up new strategic options forstructuring IT and business operations
IT as Enabler and Catalyst for Commoditization Modern IT has allowed extending the market logic of commoditization
to white collar work - clerical work initially and now all the way tobusiness processes (BPO). Hence, IT has served both as a medium andcatalyst of turning subjective skills and know-how into a market
commodity
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Scenario 3: Continued
IT as Enabler of OffshoringIT is clearly an enabler that has opened up the opportunity for offshoring, and
not just IS workit will expand to include many/most/all business processes
Where does it end? Is the ultimate nature of the application of IT (i.e.
automation and informatization) the commoditization ofmanagement (and engineering)? If not, what exactly
cannot be commoditized?
Does offshoring/outsourcing lead to extinction? Where does the next generation of managers come from?
Is anyone worried about this?
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TheRealConcern
Wall Street Effect = Short-termism, driven
by capitalism and greedWhat is the long term effect?
Could it be an Enron-like implosion? Searching for the latest silver bullet of the
day, this is management fadism
Probably good for consultants cf. from insourcing to outsourcing to backsourcing
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Where does this leave us?
Are we the next OR? Ackoff, Checkland, etc. warned of the dangers of irrelevance.
we too must be concerned dont forget our external market* consider Computer Sciences view of things:
Computer science is just as good a first major as ... English, Economics orHistoryyou can go on and do anything [Prof. J. Wing, Head of CS at CarnegieMellon]
many CS students dont even know what SQL is [Keselman, CTO of McKesson]
But there is a key difference: IS is so ingrained/embedded in all business processes it is hard to see itgoing away but it is changing
Need to focus on business processes or the IT enabling ofbusiness processesthe good news is that we do thisalready with ERP, BPR, BPO, etc.
* But have they forgotten about us?
Wh d hi l
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Where does this leave us:
Faculty teaching issuesNeed to realize the market has changed
We dont produce coders but analysts someone whounderstands business processes and the ability to recognizehow IT can enable them
Key skills revolve around project management - how to
manage global projects involving internal and externalresources, across diverse cultures, geographic distances andvalue systems
Many have argued that IT careers in the West should focus
on: requirements analysis, business process design, contractmanagement, business relationship management andarchitecture planning. To that add: IT strategy, systemauditing, and security
Wh d thi l
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Where does this leave us:
Faculty research issues If one assumes teaching follows the jobs (we teach what students need to get
jobs), and research follows teaching (assuming that teaching is used to fundfaculty research), then what?
If India becomes the new Silicon Valley, what does this mean for the West?(besides the obvious reduction in International students coming to ourprograms)
India may well become the world leader in IS teaching but will this translate intoworld leadership in IS research? And what would the new research priorities be ifthis were the case? Would we take academic jobs in India so we could continue ourresearch work?
What about IT innovation? Will this too be the dominated by Chindia? Mostresearchers (in the West) believe IT innovation will continue to come from theWest. But is this true?
Consider the book by Ashutosh Shashabalaya Rising Elephant (2005)
Jeffrey Gartens [Yale Business School Dean]BusinessWeekarticle (Jan.31, 2005)The High-Tech Threat from China
Lyytinen and Tilson claim that Korea and Japan are at least 6 years ahead of the USin the wireless innovation area
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The most likely scenario
Darwinism: the best way to avoid extinction is throughevolution
IS will evolve because it has to Hirschheims 3 Rs: reflection, reposition and renewal
Reflection: Organizations need IS talent because they can notrisk outsourcing/offshoring key intellectual propertythus IS
will survive but with a different set of competencies Reposition: Perhaps the field could align itself with Business
Strategy this is a natural fit given that IT enables businessstrategy and involves relationship/contract/project management,and innovation
Renewal: The bottom line: there is good news in that the fieldrecognizes its need to evolve; cf. the discussion inMISQ,JAIS,CAIS plus the recent book by Lyytinen and King
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Broad IS Challenges
IS governance how to manage the increasingly complex set ofrelationships and vendors who provide IT products and services
domestic and offshore vendors, SBU IS units, corporate ISunits, contractors, and customer desires
IS alignment how to align IS strategy with business strategy
Process outsourcing which processes to outsource?Commodity vs. strategic processes
IS succession where does the next generation of IS leaderscome from when most IS is outsourced?
FOUR GREAT FATALLY
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FOUR GREAT FATALLY
FLAWED NOTIONS
The CIO is dead (career is over to callIndia office)
IS is withering awayThere are no jobs in IS
The centralized IS organization is dead
Bush Lays Off Congress; will Outsource Lawmaking to India
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Washington - Citing the growing cost of running the Federal government and the need to cut costs in order to reduce the
budget deficit, President Bush announced today that he was laying off all 535 members of Congress and transferringlawmaking operations to a legislative support center in Bangalore, India. "Hey, outsourcing is the way to go these days,"
said Bush at an impromptu news conference where he announced the decision, adding, "the American people want to see
less government waste. Since every one of those ex-Congressmen had a salary of $150,000, this move will cut our costs by
over $80 million per year, and that's not even counting what we'll save on health insurance and retirement plans." Sources
indicate that the Indian replacements will be paid approximately $250 per month.
The outcry from the newly laid-off Senators and Representatives was swift. Ex-California Senator Diane
Feinstein said, "This is absolutely outrageous. How can a bunch of replacements over in India run Congress? What do theyknow about filibusters and committee hearings?" As she was being escorted out of the Hart Senate Office Building by U.S.
Capitol Police officers, Feinstein complained that the newly-terminated lawmakers were only given ten minutes to clean
out their desks and leave the building.
"I think it's a great idea," said Vice President Dick Cheney, speaking from a secure undisclosed location.
"The American people were fed up with that expensive do-nothing Congress which didn't always give the President
everything he asked for. Our new Indian replacements will be much cooperative to the President, which is what we all
want." Asked whether the outsourcing may be unconstitutional, Cheney noted, "That's up to the Supreme Court to decide,
but as you know, they usually see things our way."
The new members of Congress seem thrilled with the attention they are receiving. Speaking from the offices
of All-India Legislative Support Centre Ltd. In Bangalore, new Mississippi Senator Ramchandra Shektar Gupta told
reporters, "The Indian people are very hard working and we will do our best as U.S. Congressmen and Congresswomen.
And we are going to have some fun too. Just think: we have $2 trillion of the American taxpayers' money to spend!"
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