WEEK 4, 2015

The Lord of the

Papers

Page 2– Scary Story

Page 3– Game Reviews

Page 4– Gossip & Survey

Page 5— Interviews

Page 6– Interviews Continued

Page 7– Advice

Page 8– Superlatives

Page 9— Comic

Page 10—Drawing

Page 11– Word Search

Page 12— Get to know the staff

Page 13—Staff Page

Contents:

The Onion Ring

There once was a camp. It was called Shankitunk. This camp was-

n’t like the other camps. This camp had rings for every cabin. But

little did the counselors know there was another ring forged in the

fires of the kitchen by Phil. The one ring to rule them all, called

the Onion ring. Then some counselors gathered up. Justine, Tom-

my, Will, Kanye, Kimi and Becca’s

cabin rose against Phil and the cooks. The fight was epic. Then

Will took

A spoon and chopped off Phil’s finger. The ring fell to the ground

as the

Spoon shattered. Will picked up the ring. Justine led Will to the

firey kitchen it was forged. Will took it for himself instead of de-

stroying it.

Later Will got hit with a noodle and fell into the pool, the ring and

him was never found again…. Until one day a counselor by the

name of Josh

Was fishing in the pool with his friends Justin, Cameron, and Tris-

tin.

They found the ring. They all wanted it so the only way to settle it

WAS A EPIC GAME OF 4 SQUARE! Josh won the game and got

the onion ring. Then he ate it.

By: Sienna

Game Reviews 4– Square: When it was Rec A, campers decided to play 4-square. There were three games and each of them had very long lines. The rules of the game are pretty simple. The older kids 4-Square was much more intense then the younger kids square. They were yelling and laughing. Safari: At activities time campers played safari. The counse-lors were running around like crazy and dodging all the kids. It was very chaotic. There was a lot of running involved so the counselors were probably tired at the end . All platoons did re-ally good.

By Madi

Camp Quiz By: Madi & Jack

Which counselor has been struck by lightning, TWICE?

Which counselor trains dogs?

Which counselors foot got ran over by a car?

Which counselor was blind in her left eye as a kid?

Gossip By: Jack and Cooper

1. Every night Dalton drives to the sea and swims with his dolphin tribe.

2. Tristin is secretly a cyborg.

3. At night Katie sleeps in the empty fish tank in the lab.

4. Josh is part fish.

Camp Survey Best Camp Class

Newspaper—12

Swimming—10

Sports & Rec—3

Backpacking—2

Best Camp Counselor

Cameron—5

Jimmy—5

Justine—5

Tristin—7

Best Camp Meal

Bacon—2

Tacos—3

Cereal—2

Pasta—4

Best Camp Song

Linger—5

Mountain Dew—12

Oom Plucky Plucky—9

Bt: Madi and Jack

Interviews: Josh and Tristin By: Cooper

Josh

Q:How long have you been here ?

A:6 years

Q:How long have you been a life guard ?

A:3 years

Q:What was your favorite camp memory ?

A: Being in 4 square for a whole rec.

Q:Whats your worst fear ?

A: Probably needles

Q:How did you become a lifeguard ?

A: A long six week class

Q:What was the hardest part ?

A: Deep water back boarding

Tristin

Q:How long have you been here?

A:10 Years

Q:Whats the coolest thing you can do?

A: The moon serve in 4 square

Q:Whats your favorite memory?

A: The evening games

Q:Whats your worst fear?

A: The day I don't come back

Q:Whats the weirdest thing you’ve done?

A: Dumpster diving

Q:How long have you been a lifeguard?

A:2 Years.

Q:What was the hardest part of the swim test?

A: The 550 meter swim, you have to swim the length of the pool 12 times. I was exhausted.

Q:What is your favorite part of this camp?

A: The people.

Interviews Continued By: Madi

Grace

Q: What is your most embarrassing moment?

A:When I was on a swing and it ripped my pants

Q: What is your worst habit

A:My worst habit is cracking my knuckles

Q: What are your talents?

A: Weird mouth noises and I think I can talk to horses.

Q: Best memory of camp?

A: An old counselor carried me over the pirate ball field.

Q: How old are you?

A: 16

Q: How long have you been here?

A: 8 or 9 years

Kat

Q: What is your most embarrassing moment?

A: When I went up for a math award and forgot to bring the award with me when I walked back down.

Q: What is your worst habit?

A: Eat too much peanut butter

Q: What are your talents?

A: Throwing shot-put and balancing spoons

Q: Best memory of camp?

A: When I won both events I did in the Shankitunk Olympics

Q: How old are you?

A: 17

Q: How long have you been here?

A: 9 years

Advice Column By: Sienna

Q: What should I do if I don’t want to chill out during rest?

-Crazy Camper

Well crazy camper, you have to lay down. I recommend putting your energy into an AWESOME

DRAWING.

Q: How do I get good luck after breaking two mirrors in two days?

-Superstitious

Well superstitious, you should stay away from high places. Also if you have a four leaf clover that

would help. Lastly you should probably not think about it too much.

Q: How do I tell my friend I’m a spider?

-Spider Gal

You start with a question like, “would you still be my friend if I was a spider?” You can take it from

there.

Q: When do I do when I’m almost late for a class on the other side of camp?

-Normal Camper

Well normal camper, what you do is speed walk or run carefully. (Don’t trip.)

One More Interview! By: Jack

Dalton

Q: How many years have you spent at camp?

A: 7 Years

Q: What is your worst habit?

A: Chewing cheeks

Q:Worst fear?

A: Aliens

Q: Best thing coming to camp this year?

A: Cabin 15

Superlatives By: Whole Staff

Best Hair

Kanye & Tristin

Best Smile

Lauren & Jimmy

Best Swimmer

Jackie & Josh

Best Eyes

Grace, Justin

Most Athletic

Kat & Tommy

Best Dancer

Becca & Will

Loudest

JC, Morgana

Most Imaginative

Cameron, Justine

Get to know the staff My name is Sienna, I’m 10 and live in Livingston Manor, NY. I love to draw anime characters. Astronomy and paleontology interest me. I am obsessed with Jurassic Park 1, 2, 3, and Jurassic World. My favorite thing to do is ride rollercoaster's. When I grow up I want to be a nurse practitioner or traveling nurse. My name is Madi, I’m 10 and live in Cooperstown, NY. I love writing, reading, and camping outside. I went to Arizona once and fell on a cac-tus. I want to be an author when I grow up, I love African Elephants, and I enjoy soccer very much. Hi, I’m Jack. I’m 9 and I like playing video games. My favorite animal is a walrus and I want to be a crypto zoologist when I grow up. The best place I’ve been to is Mexico and my favorite sport is dodge ball. My name is Cooper, I’m 11 and from Harding Township, NJ. When I grow up I want to be the first Marine Biologist to discover the Megala-don is still alive. I take parkour lessons, I play the drums, I’ve made my own home movies, and I raise chickens. My name is Kanye, I’m 19 and I live in Otego, NY. I’m a sophomore at Oneonta State for English and I’m working on becoming a young adult fiction writer. I still believe Santa Claus exists, I know Sign Language, I’m scared of deer, and I’m quite the fan of random facts. Go figure.

My name is Becca, I’m 19 and live in Walton, NY. I love outer space, I’m a movie fanatic, I want to go to Australia to witness the Hypernova. I’m studying Spanish and would like to join the Peace Corps while living in Peru. The game Bop-It freaks me out. I hate it.