The object of the game is to The object of the game is to determine which of the following determine which of the following

headlines, though amazing, headlines, though amazing, isis from an actual newspaper. "Vote" from an actual newspaper. "Vote"

for your answer by holding up 1 for your answer by holding up 1 finger if you think that the REAL finger if you think that the REAL

headline is "A", 2 fingers for headline is "A", 2 fingers for headline "B", 3 fingers for headline "B", 3 fingers for

headline "C", or 4 fingers for headline "C", or 4 fingers for headline "D". The headline with headline "D". The headline with the most votes is your group's the most votes is your group's

answer. . . answer. . .

1.A. WOMAN ARRESTED FOR ATTACKING GOLDEN RETRIEVER WITH OFFICE STAPLERB. REPORTS THAT MICROSOFT HAS IMPLEMENTED A DOG GROOMING FACILITY TO REDMOND, WASHINGTON OFFICESC. ROBBER GETS CONSCIENCE: ARRESTS ACCOMPLICE WHILE BREAKING-IN TOGETHERD. SCIENTIST DEMONSTRATES 60MPH CAR TO BE POWERED BY HUMAN WASTE

2.A. NEW GENE DISCOVERED: "THE KEY TO BEING FUNNY".B. SEVEN MEN HELD CAPTIVE BY 3 YEAR OLD WITH FATHER'S PISTOL.

C. LATVIAN CHAMPION SWIMMMER DISQUALIFIED FOR OLYMPICS BECAUSE OF THIRD ARM.D. WOMAN HAS HUSBAND'S ASHES MADE INTO EGG TIMER AFTER DEATH SO HE CAN STILL"HELP" IN KITCHEN.

3.A. WOMAN IN CALIFORNIA SPRAYS CHEMICALS IN ANOTHER WOMEN’S FACE FOR STEALING HER PARKING SPOT

B. NEW EVIDENCE: FRIED BACON IS REALLY GOOD FOR YOUC. UNIVERSITY RESEARCHERS CONFIRM CLOUD FORMATIONS TO BE METHOD OF EXTRA TERRESTRIAL COMMUNICATION

D. MOUSE PADS BEING DISTRIBUTED IN FLORIDA WERE BEING MADE FROM RECYCLED PROCESSED VOMIT

4.A. DEAD WOMAN GAINS ENOUGH VOTES TO ADVANCE TO RUNOFF FOR THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION FOR THE U.S. SENATEB. MISSOURI MAN INVENTS HELI-CAR: FLIES TO WORK EVERY DAY

C. SEVEN FOOT TALL 13 YEAR OLD IN BRUSSELS, BELGIUM RAISED ENTIRELY ON REINDEER MEATD. CINCINNATI WOMAN CLAIMS CAT IS TELEPATHIC -- EXPERTS CONFIRM

5.A. NOSTRADAMUS PREDICTED CLINTON-LEWINSKY SCANDAL IN 16th CENTURY

B. OFFICIALS CONFIRM PRE-HISTORIC ALGAE AS CURE FOR ARTHRITIS

C. WOMAN MARRIES SELF ON FORTIETH BIRTHDAYD. KENTUCKY MAN ROBS BANK WITH BROAD SWORD AND GREEN CAT CALLING SELF "HE-MAN"

6.A. GERMAN SCIENTISTS FIND AT LEAST SEVEN COMETS ON COLLISION COURSE WITH EARTH -- 5 YEARS 'TIL IMPACTB. 48 YEAR OLD MAN FOUND LIVING IN SAME HOUSE WITH HIS PARENTS WHO HAVE BEEN DEAD SINCE 1989C. GREAT-GRANDMOTHER LIFTS CAR TO SAVE TRAPPED INFANT

D. NEW HAMPSHIRE MAN CONSTRUCTS HOUSE ENTIRELY OUT OF OLD SHOES

7.

A. 7 YEAR OLD RESCUES MOTHER FROM MOUNTAIN LION WITH BB GUN

B. CONSTRUCTION WORKER BUILDS OWN ROCKET -- PLANNING LAUNCH IN DECEMBERC. MAN CONFESSES TO BEING GUNMAN IN "FENCE LINE" SHOOTING OF PRESIDENT KENNEDYD. COLORADO WOMAN ARRESTED FOR SELLING DAUGHTER ON EBAY FOR $4,000

8.A. CANNED-SOUP COMPANY SUED: CONSUMER FINDS HUMAN FINGER IN SOUP BOWLB. 7 YEAR-OLD GETS HAIR STUCK IN ESCALATOR RAIL -- RUSHED TO NEARBY HOSPITAL FOR FACE WOUNDSC. MAN ATTEMPTS TO HOLD UP STORE WITH CONCEALED EAR OF CORN IN COAT POCKETD. LATVIAN DOCTORS SET NEW WORLD RECORD: RE-ATTACH FIVE SEVERED HANDS IN FOUR DAYS

9.A. ELDERLY MAN IN CAPE AND TIGHTS STOPS CRIME AND THEN RUNS AWAY BEFORE POLICE ARRIVEB. ZOO KEEPER LOSES MIND, JOINS ORANGUTANGS IN CAGE, REFUSES TO LEAVE C. 15-YEAR-OLD GIRL SUSPENDED FOR CASTING SPELL ON CLASSMATE

D. POOL MAN SUED FOR NETTING AGGRESSIVE FAMILY DOG CAUSING HIM TO DROWN

10.A. THIEVES UTILIZE PIGEONS TO SMUGGLE STOLEN DIAMONDS ACROSS BORDERB. EXHAUSTED BUSINESS MAN COLLAPSES AND DROWNS IN OWN CUP OF COFFEE C. THE CALIFORNIA COURT OF APPEALS TRIED TO HAVE SPITTING ON THE SIDEWALK ON SUNDAY’S ILLEGALD. NEW CALCULATOR RELEASED THAT CAN ADD AND SUBTRACT AS WELL AS BABYSIT YOUR CHILD

1.A. WOMAN ARRESTED FOR ATTACKING GOLDEN RETRIEVER WITH OFFICE STAPLERB. REPORTS THAT MICROSOFT HAS IMPLEMENTED A DOG GROOMING FACILITY TO REDMOND, WASHINGTON OFFICESC. ROBBER GETS CONSCIENCE: ARRESTS ACCOMPLICE WHILE BREAKING-IN TOGETHERD. SCIENTIST DEMONSTRATES 60MPH CAR TO BE POWERED BY HUMAN WASTE

2.A. NEW GENE DISCOVERED: "THE KEY TO BEING FUNNY".B. SEVEN MEN HELD CAPTIVE BY 3 YEAR OLD WITH FATHER'S PISTOL.

C. LATVIAN CHAMPION SWIMMMER DISQUALIFIED FOR OLYMPICS BECAUSE OF THIRD ARM.D. WOMAN HAS HUSBAND'S ASHES MADE INTO EGG TIMER AFTER DEATH SO HE CAN STILL"HELP" IN KITCHEN.

3.A. WOMAN IN CALIFORNIA SPRAYS CHEMICALS IN ANOTHER WOMEN’S FACE FOR STEALING HER PARKING SPOT

B. NEW EVIDENCE: FRIED BACON IS REALLY GOOD FOR YOUC. UNIVERSITY RESEARCHERS CONFIRM CLOUD FORMATIONS TO BE METHOD OF EXTRA TERRESTRIAL COMMUNICATION

D. MOUSE PADS BEING DISTRIBUTED IN FLORIDA WERE BEING MADE FROM RECYCLED PROCESSED VOMIT

4.A. DEAD WOMAN GAINS ENOUGH VOTES TO ADVANCE TO RUNOFF FOR THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION FOR THE U.S. SENATEB. MISSOURI MAN INVENTS HELI-CAR: FLIES TO WORK EVERY DAY

C. SEVEN FOOT TALL 13 YEAR OLD IN BRUSSELS, BELGIUM RAISED ENTIRELY ON REINDEER MEATD. CINCINNATI WOMAN CLAIMS CAT IS TELEPATHIC -- EXPERTS CONFIRM

5.A. NOSTRADAMUS PREDICTED CLINTON-LEWINSKY SCANDAL IN 16th CENTURY

B. OFFICIALS CONFIRM PRE-HISTORIC ALGAE AS CURE FOR ARTHRITIS

C. WOMAN MARRIES SELF ON FORTIETH BIRTHDAYD. KENTUCKY MAN ROBS BANK WITH BROAD SWORD AND GREEN CAT CALLING SELF "HE-MAN"

6.A. GERMAN SCIENTISTS FIND AT LEAST SEVEN COMETS ON COLLISION COURSE WITH EARTH -- 5 YEARS 'TIL IMPACTB. 48 YEAR OLD MAN FOUND LIVING IN SAME HOUSE WITH HIS PARENTS WHO HAVE BEEN DEAD SINCE 1989C. GREAT-GRANDMOTHER LIFTS CAR TO SAVE TRAPPED INFANT

D. NEW HAMPSHIRE MAN CONSTRUCTS HOUSE ENTIRELY OUT OF OLD SHOES

7.

A. 7 YEAR OLD RESCUES MOTHER FROM MOUNTAIN LION WITH BB GUN

B. CONSTRUCTION WORKER BUILDS OWN ROCKET -- PLANNING LAUNCH IN DECEMBERC. MAN CONFESSES TO BEING GUNMAN IN "FENCE LINE" SHOOTING OF PRESIDENT KENNEDYD. COLORADO WOMAN ARRESTED FOR SELLING DAUGHTER ON EBAY FOR $4,000

8.A. CANNED-SOUP COMPANY SUED: CONSUMER FINDS HUMAN FINGER IN SOUP BOWLB. 7 YEAR-OLD GETS HAIR STUCK IN ESCALATOR RAIL -- RUSHED TO NEARBY HOSPITAL FOR FACE WOUNDSC. MAN ATTEMPTS TO HOLD UP STORE WITH CONCEALED EAR OF CORN IN COAT POCKETD. LATVIAN DOCTORS SET NEW WORLD RECORD: RE-ATTACH FIVE SEVERED HANDS IN FOUR DAYS

9.A. ELDERLY MAN IN CAPE AND TIGHTS STOPS CRIME AND THEN RUNS AWAY BEFORE POLICE ARRIVEB. ZOO KEEPER LOSES MIND, JOINS ORANGUTANGS IN CAGE, REFUSES TO LEAVE C. 15-YEAR-OLD GIRL SUSPENDED FOR CASTING SPELL ON CLASSMATE

D. POOL MAN SUED FOR NETTING AGGRESSIVE FAMILY DOG CAUSING HIM TO DROWN

10.A. THIEVES UTILIZE PIGEONS TO SMUGGLE STOLEN DIAMONDS ACROSS BORDERB. EXHAUSTED BUSINESS MAN COLLAPSES AND DROWNS IN OWN CUP OF COFFEE C. THE CALIFORNIA COURT OF APPEALS TRIED TO HAVE SPITTING ON THE SIDEWALK ON SUNDAY’S ILLEGALD. NEW CALCULATOR RELEASED THAT CAN ADD AND SUBTRACT AS WELL AS BABYSIT YOUR CHILD

TB

TRUE OR FALSE:THE LEADER OF A SMALL COUNTRY RECENTLY APPOINTED 3 OF HIS CATS TO HIS PRIVATE COUNCIL

FALSE

TRUE