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• the obnoxious, befuddled father
• the loving mother
• too smart for her own good
• confused
• maniacal genius who always gets his way
• martini-sipping mutt
The Griffins
Peter Lois
Meg Stewie BrianChris
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Griffin Member Percentage
Peter 34%
Lois 13%
Meg 19%
Chris 26%
Stewie 2%
Brian 6%
Lois: Come on Stewie, you know you can't leave the table until you finish your vegetables.Stewie: Well, then I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you've got a good forty years on me, woman.Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane ...Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers.
"I had such a crush on her. Until I met you Lois. You're my silver medal." - Peter in Let's Go to the HopStewie: Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
Brian: Hey, you know what might be a thrill for you guys?Chris: Ooh, ooh, eating a pebble!
Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.(Lois and Peter stare in silence)Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts. (Peter and Lois keep staring)Meg: You don't know anything about me. (runs upstairs)Peter: Who was that guy?