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THE ONCE AND FUTURE NERDBook II - MYTH MADE FLESH

Chapter 5"An Impregnable Missive"

Part One by Ian Harkins, Shannon Harris andChristian T. Kelley-Madera

Part Two by Zach Glass, Shannon Harris andChristian T. Kelley-Madera

Part Three by Zach Glass, Shannon Harris andChristian T. Kelley-Madera

Part Four by Christian T. Kelley-Madera

Created and Executive-Producedby

Zach Glass &Christian T. Kelley-Madera

Copyright © 2018

Production Draft for 11/17, with changes from 11/11rehearsal

[email protected]

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EXT. SEAHOLD - DAY1 1

NARRATORAs you may recall from the last time we spoke, MajorZyka’ad had ushered Nia’s parents into her confidenceunder the not entirely false pretense that Nia was in“grave, grave peril.”

MILDREDPeril?! What kind of peril?

ZYKA'ADIt's, ah...best discussed in private. Will you comewith me?

BENOf course. You're welcome in our priory of course.

ZYKA'ADThank you, but let us use the Garrison's Keep.

MILDREDunsure( )

If you think that's best.

ZYKA'ADThe Keep has provisions we'll need when my LordCommander comes through. Will you come? I'm afraid thematter is urgent.

BENLead the way, m'lord.

Three sets of footsteps - one with spurs - walkrapidly.

MILDREDI understand if you can't talk about it aloud, but...could I at least see the letter?

BENMy wife does worry so about her girl.

ZYKA'ADWell it's in Hyylyg of course.

BENThat's all right. We've a tiny bit of Hyylyg betweenus.

ZYKA'ADYou do?

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MILDREDNia tried to teach us. We never got the hang ofspeaking it, but we could probably read well enough tounderstand.

ZYKA'ADWell, ah...nevertheless. Perhaps you'd better be seatedin any case.

MILDREDGaladon above, is it that bad?

ZYKA'ADCome, we musn't dawdle.

One set of footsteps speeds up ahead.

NARRATORMajor Zyka'ad quickened her pace to a near jog. And thetwo reverends, after sharing a look between them, couldnot but follow.

The remaining two footsteps quicken to match.

INT. SEAHOLD KEEP - CONTINUOUS2 2

Footsteps enter a large, echoey hall.

NARRATORAnd as they entered the imposing stone fortress whichusually housed Seahold's garrison, it was impossiblenot to notice the heft of the doors, as two Elvishinfantrymen quickly closed them.

A heavy fortress door closes behind us.

ZYKA'ADpalpable relief( )

Now. You had questions?

MILDREDWhere is my daughter?! What trouble is she in?

ZYKA'ADUnfortunately that information is classified.

BENBut you just said--

ZYKA’AD--However! It is my charge to assist in retrieving her.And though it pains me to bring such alarming news, I

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hope there’s some consolation that you can play aZYKA’AD (cont'd)

critical role in her recovery.

MILDREDGaladon help us. Keep my baby safe. We should neverhave let her leave Seahold--

BEN--Sweetheart, stay calm.

MILDREDCalm, Ben?

NARRATORBen tried to console his wife with an embrace.

BENWhat do you need from us?

ZYKA'ADWell, although my superiors know much of yourdaughter's predicament, her exact location has vexedus. If you had anything at your disposal that may helpus locate her...

NARRATORThe Reverends loosened their embrace and peered intoone another’s eyes as if searching for a mutuallyagreeable response.

Silence for a beat.

ZYKA’ADimpatient( )

Anything at all.correcting herself( )

I’m sorry. You’re understandably startled--

MILDREDcarefully, shrewdly( )

--Yes. No, you are right. There’s no time to waste.We'll need to head back to our priory--

NARRATOR--But as Mildred took a step toward the exit, Zyka'adsubtly - deftly - positioned her armored body in theway. The decisiveness of the gesture was not lost onMildred or Ben.

ZYKA’ADOh, please, if you must leave, allow me to escort you.Or better yet send one of my pages back to town togather what you need. We're a team now, you see.

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NARRATORThough the Major was smiling, the Reverends could notdetect the warmth of camaraderie in her eyes. Viaanother shared, piercing look, they communicated witheach other their mutually agreed upon response.

BENWe know just how to find her.

MILDREDClergy throughout Iorden have a network that we use tostay connected, with notices like--

BEN--Like marriages and, who’s expecting...

MILDREDYes, typically harmless messages ...getting upset( )

Everyday things like births and deaths anyhow - NOTmissing children.

BENconsoling( )

Sweetheart...

MILDREDcollecting herself( )

Ugh. I’m sorry. Well, I’m not but - the point is:that’s how we find her: M.N.N.

ZYKA’ADM.N.N?

MILDREDMonastery News Network.

BENMonastery News Network.

MILDREDMoNewstery for short.

ZYKA’AD...Of course.

BENIf we compose a message and get it to the rookery, itcan be to every decent house of worship in the realm bysunup.

ZYKA’ADA most useful resource indeed! Shame, almost, that itsuse has been limited to quotidian goings-on.

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BENAye, well...

MILDREDHave you got parchment and quill? I'll get working onthe message.

ZYKA’ADThat can be arranged. Private!

She snaps her fingers.

ZYKA’ADNow I must warn you, we must be exceptionally carefulin how we word our message, for...reasons I cannot yetdivulge. I'll need to carefully read whatever you send.

MILDREDIf...you insist.

ZYKA’ADI'm afraid I must. For your own safety and that of yourdaughter, of course. As I said, we're a team now.

EXT. FREEHOLD - DAY3 3

Several horses gallop towards a fort.

NARRATORMajor Zyka'ad was of course awaiting the return of hercommanding officer, Lord Ry'y lo-Th'yyt, who wasattending to some important business at the recentlyrebuilt fortress of Freehold.

INT. FREEHOLD GREAT HALL - CONTINUOUS4 4

NARRATORNow I have been a storyteller since...well, perhaps Ishouldn’t date myself. It doesn’t help for casting.Let’s just say I have been at it for a long time. And Iknow what I mean when I say that Ry’y proved herselfquite the thespian as she addressed the Freeholdgarrison.

RY’YCitizens! Soldiers! Dearly Beloved Friends!

It pains me to have to break this news, and to you whomthe Knights of the Wood consider as close as brethren.

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A light has gone out in this land, for all races alliedRY’Y (cont'd)

with Galadon. Beloved commander, Bryce Riverfell, hasbeen assassinated.

CROWD NOISESGasps of horror ad lib.( )

NO! It can’t be! [Etc.]

PROFESSORnot tipping his hand( )

How did this calamity happen, my lord?

RY’YWell...I confess, my closest advisors feared thatpromulgating the circumstances of this tragedy would betoo harrowing for his devoted people to hear. But! Ihave seen you all test your mettle in battle. You aremy cousins forged in the fight. And I say you have theright to know.

My Knights had been searching for a particular Templarencampment for some time, and not too long ago theyfinally found it. I hoped General Riverfell would joinme on our raid, as he knew the terrain better than weever could, and was of course near peerless among menin battle. Brave as the General was, he needed noconvincing. But before we could mount our assault, themighty Bryce took ill.

I came to realize - too late, curse my carelessness -that he had been poisoned.

CROWD NOISESad lib. pained surpised( )

Poisoned? Gods no! How could this be? [Etc.]

RY’YLady's Farewell, I'm afraid. A most unfortunate way todie.

The crowd has fallen to wails of despairat this detail.

NARRATORWhile most of the gathered crowd had fallen tolamentations over their beloved superior, the Professorwatched Ry'y lo-Th'yyt like a hawk.

RY’YNow I shall not spare you these particulars, for theyspeak of his enduring love for his people. As he laydying in my arms, he gathered himself to tell me,“General Ry’y lo Thy’yt, help my people. Protect them.

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For enemies gather from the outside all around. We mustRY’Y (cont'd)

band together stronger than ever with our allies.”

What remains a mystery however, is how his assassinscould have gotten so close without being discovered. Iwill now submit myself to your questions.

NARRATORA clamour erupted from the onlookers.

It's utter madness in the hall.

CROWD NOISESad lib. inchoate fury( )

Who did this? Where are they? We'll rip the bastardsapart!

RY’Yshouts above the din( )

Gentlemen! I cannot help you if I cannot understandyou.

The crowd quiets down.

RY’YNow who is the ranking officer here?

GARETHClarence is second in command, but he left this morningon a patrol, so I'm the ranking officer present.

RY’YVery well. I'm sure you have questions on behalf ofyour men?

GARETHHave you learned anything which may lead us to Bryce'sassassins?

RY’YAll we can say is what we know from past experiences:the Templars are adept at infiltrating the innercircles of their targets. They work in subterfuge toturn those on the inside, usually someone who manifestsa connection with the chaotic arts. I urge you all tobe wary and vigilant. Any information, however small,could be vital to our investigation.

HUMAN SOLDIERWhat of the girl? The one from the battle?

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PROFESSORDo you mean the one called Jen? Wasn't a fortnight agothat she fought with us against the Orcish onslaught,killing not a few Templars in the process. Do you meanto suggest she was working with them the whole time?

NARRATORRy’y seemed to ponder.

RY’YSomeone with those abilities would certainly be atarget for the Templars.

GARETHAnd the Templars care little for the lives of theircomrades, especially if it serves their grandermission.

PROFESSORWith all due respect, Lord Commander, General Riverfelltr--catches himself but realizes it's too late( )

...He trusted them.

RY’YPrecisely what I mean. I hope we are overthinking it,but those interlopers would have been in prime positionto set a trap for dear Bryce. Captain, can you say whatCommander Riverfell knew of why they were here?...Cananyone?

BODYGUARD FROM CHAPTER 2Brennen Greyfield, and that peasant girl, came to seethe General in his study. He sent us away.

OTHER BODYGUARD FROM CHAPTER 2Bryce went to go see them in their tent before theyleft here. The mage girl would've been there too.

There are murmurs and whispers throughoutthe hall.

GARETHPut the word out that Jen the mage is wanted forquestioning in connection to the investigation.

RY’YIt is prudence itself. Surely you can see that,Professor. I pray she has nothing to hide. But in themeantime, I shall leave a retinue of Elves to help inwhatever way you deem. Now has anyone any idea whereour interlopers might have gone?

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Beat.

RY’YAnyone?

ANOTHER SOLDIERA river barge left for Seahold off schedule. 'Twasloaded with food, only...no one told me to deductanything from our count of stores.

RY’YI see.Aside, to herself( )

The full picture falls into place...Back to the soldiers( )

As a point of honour, for the debt I owe Riverfell, Ivolunteer to go to Seahold to find the sorceress. Nowto your posts!

The men spring to action with a new sense ofpurpose.

EXT. SOUTH SEA - DAY5 5

The water is choppy and the wind is harsh, likea particularly nasty day on the North Atlantic.

NARRATORWe travel, for a moment, down to the frigid waters ofIorden’s South Sea. Life here is hard, even in thesummer. But now, as the nights draw longer and the sungrows more shy, it is only the bravest, or the mostdesperate, who still fish these waters.

A spear bursts through the water.

A beat.

FISHERWOMANHmph. Dammit.

BOATSMANThat was nothing.

FISHERWOMANWe had a deal, Rollo. I fish, you shut up and steer theboat.

BOATSMANI haven’t seen you fish in a week. I’ve seen you throwspears in the water. But I count no fish.

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FISHERWOMANRollo, I swear to—-wait! I saw something!

BOATSMANNo you didn’t.

FISHERWOMANCome look.

BOATSMANI thought you fished and I steered the boat.

FISHERWOMANShut up! Come quickly. I think it’s a seal! Maybe evena sea lion!

BOATSMANIt’s not a—-wait I see it!

FISHERWOMANDo you?

BOATSMANI think it is a seal!

FISHERWOMANWhere is she?

BOATSMANThere! See her?

FISHERWOMANYes! I’ve got her.

NARRATORThe woman raised her harpoon to strike.

BOATSMANGet it get it get it get it. What are you waiting for?

FISHERWOMANShut up I’m concentrating.

BOATSMANDon’t let her get away!

The Fisherwoman lets out an exertiveexhale.

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The harpoon breaks the water.

NARRATORAnd then she felt the tug in the rope that told her themissile had stuck in something.

FISHERWOMANstunned( )

I...I've got her.

The rope creaks and tugs.

FISHERWOMANfrantic exuberance( )

I’ve got her! Help me pull her in.

Both strain and pull.

FISHERWOMANor ad lib similar( )

Come on come on come on.

BOATSMANor ad lib similar( )

Almost there...

One last big strain.

NARRATORWith a desperate and mighty heave, they at last pulledtheir quarry aboard...

Something ker-plunks into their boat.

NARRATOR...Falling backwards into each other from the effort.

Beat.

They begin laughing with joy and relief.

NARRATORAll in all, it was a pleasant moment of hard-foughthuman triumph.

FISHERWOMANShould we get a look at her?

BOATSMANYes, let’s.

NARRATORBut as they sat up to inspect their haul...

Both gasp in fright and disgust.

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NARRATOR...both recoiled in disgust. For they had caught not aseal or sea lion, but a decrepit human corpse.

BOATSMANIs that...?

FISHERWOMANDear gods, I think it is.

NARRATORBut seeing the corpse, one might forgive their initialmistake. What flesh had not sloughed off the bones wasashen and waterlogged. And the body wore a robe,blasted by time and salt to a dull grey, which was nowslick and shiny with accumulated seaweed. The resultingappearance was not entirely unlike a seal.

BOATSMANstifling a gag( )

Should...should we throw it back in, or—-

RENAULTmagical reverb( )

—-No you should not!

Both yelp!

FISHERWOMANWho said that?!

Water squishes out of Renault’s body as he sitsup.

Mixer: From now on, we should assume Renault is speaking viamagic and will always have a supernatural effect on hisvoice.

RENAULTI did. Yes, hello.

Both mariners let out a prolonged screamthat continues for a good while, probablyunder the next few lines.

NARRATORNow sitting upright, the corpse who you know as RenaultD’Esprit proceeded to remove the harpoon that waslodged in his flank.

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Rotted flesh rips apart.

RENAULTThere we are. You may have this back.

NARRATORHe extended the safe end of the harpoon towards theboatsman.

BOATSMANcowering( )

It’s hers! She does all the fishing.

RENAULTShe does? Hmm.obviously bothered by it( )

That’s...fine, I suppose. Nothing the matter with that.

FISHERWOMANHow are you talking? I can hear you, but...

RENAULTI’m missing my jaw? Yes, dreadful business that. Alesson against keeping false friends. But the past ispast, and by your comprehension it seems I havemastered arcane speech. I knew I would of course, butfish make poor conversation, so it was hard to be sure.can’t get off this( )

My good man, do you not enjoy fishing?

BOATSMANYou’re...speaking with magic?

RENAULTSpeech is but the movement of oslits in the air. I ammerely using magic to do what muscles in my throat onceeasily—-I’m sorry, it’s just that historically men havetended to spearfish. Probably because of their superiorupper body strength.

FISHERWOMANconfused. not defensive...yet( )

My grandmother fished. So did her grandmother.

RENAULTBut that’s not...I mean real history.

NARRATORThe two mariners shared a very perplexed look.

BOATSMANDo you need anything? Food, or medicine...

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RENAULTIt’s really nothing personal. It’s just that spearfishing was very important to my childhood.

FISHERWOMANWould you like a go, then? My luck’s been rubbishlately.

RENAULTOh, no no no. I don’t fish.

FISHERWOMANBut you just said—-

RENAULT—-When I said fishing was important to my childhood, Imeant the general idea of fishing. Which is of course aman’s work. And I am very clearly a man...

BOATSMANAre you?

RENAULT...Ergo, fishing is very important to me. And I’dprefer she not do it, if we must get right down to it.

BOATSMANLook I hope you won’t take this the wrong way, but youdon’t seem well.

RENAULTOh yes, there it is. I’m trying to engage you in acivil debate about fishing, and who is best suited toit, and you stoop to personal attacks.

We start to perceive a few gulls circlingoverhead.

FISHERWOMANIt’s not a personal attack. He means you got no legs orguts and your skin’s all falling off.

RENAULTSo it’s shaming my body now is it? Now we see who trulyobjectifies whom—-

FISHERWOMAN—-I didn’t—-

RENAULT—-You’re stuck up. And ugly. I never wanted to bed youanyway.

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FISHERWOMANWHAT!?

There are more gulls now. And they’re louder.

BOATSMANHey, watch how you talk to her!

RENAULTI can see you’re both getting emotional.

FISHERWOMAN'Course I am, you prat!

RENAULTI don’t see why. I’ve only been polite and rational.

Overhead, the gulls are a near-deafeningcacophony.

BOATSMANI should throw you off my boat.

RENAULTNo, I don’t think so.

One seagull swoops down, squawks, and snaps itsbeak.

BOATSMANalarmed by the gull( )

Ah!

RENAULTIn many ways, being underwater so long was excellentpractice.

Another gull swoops and snaps.

FISHERWOMANAch! Cheeky bastard nicked me.

RENAULTI long ago mastered the art of controlling lesserbeasts of course. But it’s been a treat to practice iton beasts still living.

The gull attacks are getting more frequent now.

Our mariners yip and yelp accordingly.

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FISHERWOMANpanicked and fighting birds( )

All right, he can fish! Just leave us alone!

It’s now a constant stream of franticscreaming as these two poor souls getabsolutely Hitchcock-ed by the birds.

RENAULTToo late for that I’m afraid.beat( )

Off you pop.

They try to fight off the birds for amoment longer, but eventually...

They throw themselves overboard.

RENAULTMind the water, it’s a bit chilly.

Renault hums mindlessly to himself...

...as he begins to row away.

Two heads pop out of the water.

The mariners sputter and shiver,hyperventilating in the frigid water.

FISHERWOMANYou’re a monster!

Renault keeps rowing away.

RENAULTbarely looking back.( )

I’m a free thinker is what I am. Won’t let myself becensored. Not by you, not by the college. Brilliance is agreat burden, but I’ve the intellectual courage to bear it.

There is a very...very long beat of extremelylopsided, awkward rowing.

BOATSMANYou're just going in circles, you dolt!

RENAULTShut up and let me live in my truth!

Beat.

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FISHERWOMANYou're still going in circles but the other way now!

RENAULTI'M GETTING THE HANG OF IT!

INT. HORSE’S HEAD INN - MORNING6 6

Just outside our window, the first birds of thenew morning chirp to life.

NARRATORMiss Bailey awoke in the common room of her own inn.

Bailey jolts awake, disoriented, and thensighs with resigned recollection.

NARRATORShe was slumped over a cold and uneaten dinner for two.Next to her was a fine old bottle of wine, which hadbeen uncorked, poured from into Bailey’s glass thrice,and then abandoned.

Just outside, a horse trots up and comes to astop.

BAILEYCourse. Now he comes.

NARRATORMiss Bailey's anger as she walked to her door was as athunderbolt cutting through the cloudy haze of toolittle food and too much wine.

Bailey walks to her door in a huff.

BAILEYunder breath as she walks( )

Dunno what he takes me for, lousy flea bitten tramplike him. Like I’m some dizzy young thing who can dropher chores and throw him a screw out back at the dropof a hat. Who doesn't have work to do. Bad enough I canbarely keep a barmaid around for more than a week.

She nearly rips her front door off its hinges.

BAILEYWell, what do you have to say for—-

NARRATOR—-But the man standing at her door was not the one sheexpected. Instead of her Bryce Riverfell, it was the

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Captain known as The Professor who waited on herNARRATOR (cont'd)

threshold. And she noticed that his sad eyes could notquite meet her gaze, despite his obvious effort.

PROFESSORMaeve. Can we sit down somewhere and talk?

NARRATORBut Maeve Bailey’s knees were already weak.

INT. HORSE’S HEAD BACKROOM - LATER7 7

BAILEYnumb( )

How?

PROFESSORThe Knights of the Wood say it was a Templarassassination. That they poisoned him.

An awful silence hangs in the air, thickand oppressive.

BAILEYThank you for riding out to tell me.

Beat.

PROFESSORAre you certain I can’t get you—-

BAILEY—-I’ve had so many nightmares about this day. Now thatit’s here I keep expecting to wake up.

NARRATORBailey reached up and pinched one of her cheeks until asingle tear ran down it.

BAILEYwry( )

Worth a try.

PROFESSORI wish I had the right words.

BAILEYNot as if he didn’t try and prepare me. Soldier’s lifethis, soldier’s life that.

NARRATORThe tears were falling, thicker and faster now.

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After a long moment of desperately tryingto hold it together, Bailey finally letsout a sob and a wail.

This continues for some time.

Eventually, Bailey settles down a bit.Then...

BAILEYYou needn’t wait around on my behalf. I’m sure Bryce’smen need you.

PROFESSORMaeve. Look at me. I’m sorry. I really am. I’ve beendreading this next part even more than the first. But Idecided you ought to know.

NARRATORBailey’s eyes were wide with concern as the Professorleaned in very close.

He almost whispers.

PROFESSORI don’t believe the Knights of the Wood.

BAILEYWhat?

PROFESSORI’m almost certain the Templars didn’t poison Bryce.

BAILEYThen who did?

PROFESSORThe night he rode off with the Knights, I was in hisstudy with him. He had a drink before he left. Didn’toffer me any, which, knowing him, I thought was odd. Hekept the whisky under lock and key, and put it rightback when he was done pouring.beat( )

I think he knew it was poisoned and drank it anyway.Probably even poisoned it himself if I had to guess.

BAILEYHow...how can you say that about him? Why would youcome here to tell me that? I...get out. I would likeyou to leave, please. Get out.

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PROFESSORNo, you misunderstand. I don’t believe he wished to die.I believe he preferred death to some other outcome.

BAILEYAnd what have you decided that might be?

PROFESSORI don’t know. Yet. But I suspect he may have run afoulof the Elves somehow. And worse than he feared death,he feared their reprisal might circle back to thoseclosest to him. Do you understand what I’m saying?

BAILEYtrying to process( )

Yes.

PROFESSORYou could be in danger.

BAILEYI understand. So what now?

PROFESSORWe’ve a very stark choice. I know that if Bryce brokesome law or oath that meant his life, he had a veryhonorable reason to do it. And I also know the Elvesare relentless in the enforcement of their laws. So ourchoice now is how to honor his memory. We can honor hisfinal cause, and find out why and whether he came todefy the law, consequences be damned. Or, we can honorhis final wish, and live out our lives in the peace andsafety for which he gave his life.

BAILEYI see.

NARRATORBailey took a thorough look around her, and severallong breaths.

BAILEYI know what I choose.

PROFESSORI feared you might.he plans too now( )

Is there any chance I may change your mind?

BAILEYUnlikely.

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PROFESSORLong life and peaceful death are no small things.

BAILEYI'm not exactly young. And I doubt dying’s much fun nomatter how you do it.

PROFESSORThen let me just say this. I know Bryce loved you verymuch. Your safety and comfort were his dying wish.“Soldiers die violently so that others may livepeacefully.” I heard him say that a thousand thousandtimes. And though he meant it to be understoodgenerally, I know he was thinking of you when in needof courage. So I need to try. Try to keep you safe.That’s the debt I owe the departed.

BAILEYWell, I’ve heard you.a wry joke( )

I’ll be sure to vouch for you when next we see Bryce.

PROFESSORdon’t joke( )

Maeve...

BAILEYRoy. Look around me. Do you see any children? Do yousee the trappings of wealth?

PROFESSORI see a profitable inn, which is nothing to flippantlydiscard.

BAILEYMy sister gave me this place. Bryce gave me nothing Ican hold. For thirty years I gave that man all of mylove. And for better or worse I think he loved me asbest he could.

PROFESSORI know he did.

BAILEYBut all I’ve got to show for it is the memory of him.And all his fullness and foibles and causes. Withoutthat, I’m just a lonely old maid, who wasted her lifeon a bonny young soldier with a pretty voice, who toldher pretty things and never planned to marry her. Canyou understand that?

PROFESSORYes.

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BAILEYAnd so I can’t just traipse off into the sunset likenothing happened, and Bryce just passed away from oldage. So once more...what now?

NARRATORThe Professor looked into Maeve Bailey's eyes, andsurmised that the resolve therein was true.

PROFESSORto himself( )

Well Bryce, I tried.Back to Bailey( )

If I’m being honest...I was of two minds when I camehere. And one of them is glad to hear you say that. Ifwe’re to uncover what we’re up against, your sisterscould be us a great boon.

BAILEYWhat should I ask them to do?

PROFESSORFor now, keep their ears open. I suspect the Elves mayshift their attention to unusual places. I would knowwhat they begin asking and of whom. Let me know all youhear, but do keep your head down.

BAILEYMy family’s great skill.

PROFESSORNot all rebels need be martyrs.

BAILEYsudden realization( )

I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner. My mindmust have been on...well, anyhow. Ry'y lo-Th'yyt washere not a few nights ago.

PROFESSORShe was?

BAILEYUp and carted away one of my barmaids. And her sister -well, they said they were sisters - she never came backeither after that. Wait, come to think of it...Brycebrought me those barmaids!Can't help but chuckle( )

Told me they needed jobs, and asked me not to askquestions. Bryce, what were you playing at?

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PROFESSORStrange. Did you catch anything that Ry'y lo-Th'yyt hadto say to them?

BAILEYWell she was hunting for Orcs and Templars, and shealso asked after the missing Lady Arlene Redmoor, or, Ithink she said it was Mooncrest now? But with mybarmaid she was most concerned with a missing child.I...suppose looking back, it's odd an Elf of her rankwould concern herself with that.

PROFESSORIndeed.

BAILEYAnyhow, this barmaid had taken in an stranded babeafter the battle, and Ry'y lo-Th'yyt believed it wasthe same one as had gone missing.

PROFESSORYour ertswhile barmaids...was one of them tall andslender? With copper skin and black hair?

BAILEYShe was! It's why I thought it was odd her sister waspale and plump with red hair, but at the time Ireckoned parents take in other children often enough.

PROFESSORShe was at Freehold. She came to talk to Bryce whileBrennen of Greyfield was in to see him.

BAILEYCuriouser and curiouser.

PROFESSORThis gives us somewhere to start.

BAILEYAnd some good clear questions to ask my sisters. Startingwith what lady Arlene Redmoor looked like. I'd not beshocked to learn she's pale and plump with red hair.

PROFESSORGood. I'll return to Freehold. The garrison’s beentasked with aiding the Elves in their so-calledinvestigation. I’ll do my best to direct it in ourfavor. My men have much love and trust for Ry’y lo-Th’yyt. But I pray unearthing the right information mayshake their loyalty. And let’s meet again when we can.

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BAILEYA fortnight from today?

PROFESSORI’d prefer sooner. Ry’y is not like to leave loosethreads hanging for very long.

BAILEYIf we meet any sooner, I'm not sure what I'll havelearned from my sisters.

PROFESSORWell let's meet anyway, before week's end. Each just tosee how the other is doing.

BAILEYVery well.

PROFESSORAnd this should go without saying. If I miss ourmeeting...run.

END OF PART ONE.

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PART TWO:

INT. ROOM IN THE CRAB'S CLAW INN - DAY8 8

We hear bawdy, raucous tavern sounds, butthey're downstairs from us.

NIAAll right, well...

A cork is removed from a bottle.

NIAHere's...this.

YLLOWYYNunhappy...but polite( )

Thank you.

Beat.

NIAAre you ready?

YLLOWYYNsomething in mouth( )

Mmm-hmm.

Some liquid is poured.

Biting down on the cork, Yllowyyn yelpsand groans.

He also hits his fist on the table a few times.

NARRATORIt had been three days since our party had come ashorein a desolate cove near Armstrungard, and they hadspent that time hopping between the handful of inns,saloons, and public houses where Regan still commandedenough favour, or fear, to be quartered covertly.Unfortunately, although he was a hearty young Elf,cheese barrels, pirate vessels, and musty back roomshad hardly done wonders for the wound in Yllowyyn’sarm. The spot where Ry’y lo-Th’yyt’s arrow had piercedhim was now ringed with a hot and angry red.

Yllowyyn spits the cork onto the table.

YLLOWYYNweary( )

Is it helping at least?

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NIAI’ve no doubt you’d be worse off without the brandy.But...

NARRATORNia’s eyes seemed to Yllowyyn to be an apology.

YLLOWYYNThe illness is spreading.

NIAI’m afraid so. It’s still within the realm of treatableI believe. For now. But I’d need to leave here and getproper medicine.

YLLOWYYNSo we’re to, ah...petition the throne, then.

BRENNENI've found, Yllowyyn, that there is a certain joy, inabdication to a mighty leader who has one's bestinterests in mind.

YLLOWYYNI...look forward to experiencing that.

NELSONHey no offense to Regan - she's dope - but isn't allthat abdication stuff kinda how we got here?

NIAFret not for now, I shall speak with Her Majesty, whennext she--

BILLY--Fuuuuuuuuuuuck I'm bored! I'm so fucking bored! We'vedone absolute dick for three straight days. Does anyonein this world ever have fun?

NIAYes, though it does typically require leaving one'schambers.

GWENWell, not nec--catches herself( )

--Nevermind.

NARRATORGwen saw Arlene's face turn Redmoor crimson, and had tosuppress a giggle.

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NELSONWe could play the game again, I guess.

BILLYWho's in? Weenie? Gwen? Who's dealing?waits barely half a second( )

Me I guess.

A deck of cards is shuffled.

NARRATORI should note that at that moment, an idea began toform in Jen’s head. She recalled another time theyplayed this very game, what felt like ages ago, withsome inebriated Armstrungard students.

BILLYOkay. What to have for dinner. Go.

NARRATORBilly drew a card from the deck - a knave - and waitedexpectantly.

NIAHmm, let's see. There used to be a man with a cartaround the corner from here who made some very tastygarbage.

NELSONSorry?

GWENIt was always a treat when they served pheasant garbageat Castle Guernatal.

ARLENEI remember that garbage. I'd always send Gwen down forseconds.

GWENAye, Billy, that's your card.

NARRATORBilly's eyes narrowed, and darted back and forthbetween his various compatriots.

YLLOWYYNA fitting answer. In the White Forest, we prepare ourgarbage using a rare flightless bird, found only withinour wood. I've grown to miss that garbage.

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BILLYWhat the hell. Do I have a two? Or do you all...likeeating garbage?

JENI'm guessing it means something different here.

NARRATORIn case you're unfamiliar, as the Pennsylvanians were,garbage is a beef and poultry stew.

NELSONYeah shockingly this game kind of falls apart if youdon't share enough cultural touchstones.

Downstairs, a door slams open.

REGANdownstairs( )

Jackie! Gimme a whole lotta something strong. I'll takeit in my room.

FALLONdownstairs( )

Your friends are already working on a bottle.

Angry footsteps stomp up the stairs.

NIAwry( )

Sounds like good news.

The door opens.

NIAWelcome back, Your Grace. Any luck with--

REGAN--I've fucking had it with the yella sons of whores inthis pisshole town. That's the tenth sellsword companyin three days. Oooh, we're big, we're tough, our cocksblot out the sun. But ohhhh no we don't mess withElves. Our mommies said they're scawwy. FUCK!

BRENNENAh, Your Grace. Perhaps my presence may help create theimage you need to persuade them.

REGANYou? You look like your name should be Grandpa Not-A-Cop. Not exactly the image we're going for.

(MORE)

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louder( )REGAN (cont'd)

All right, you all know the drill. Pack up your shit,we're outta here before sundown.

BILLYUggggh.

YLLOWYYNAccch.

NARRATORBilly and Yllowyyn shared a brief look of astonishmentat things they suddenly had in common.

REGANI don't wanna hear it.

NIAYour Grace. I regret to inform you that Yllowyyn'swound is not improving.

REGANGods damnit. Always fucking something.

NIAHe needs proper medicine.

NARRATORRegan rubbed her temples as her nostrils flared.

BRENNENYour Grace, I recall when my arm was likewise wounded,you told me, “that’s my arm and I’m going to need it.”

REGANWhere would you need to go?

NIAWell, I've--

JEN--Actually, I've been thinking. They must have what youneed at the college, right?

NIAYes, but--

REGAN--Out of the fucking question. The one place in thiscity where somebody's sure to know you by name?

NIAWhich is why I wasn't--

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JEN--But they won't know us. And we wanted to make aquick...detour around the school anyway.

BILLYWe did?

JENWe didn't get to see much our first time there.

REGANThis isn't a...fuckin'...We're fugitives!

JENBut no one knows us!

REGANYou mean apart from Ry'y lo-Th'yyt, who's got the wholecity crawling with patrols?

JENThere is no way her patrols each know us by sight.

NIAThis is a treacherous city for anyone. Even those onthe right side of the law run no small risk of gettinglost, or robbed, which is why I was--

NELSON--You could draw us a map then. Tell us where theinfirmary is, and maybe...the library?

NIAAh. I see.

REGANWhat am I in the dark about here?

NIAAdmittedly, I have committed to helping our youngcompanions retrieve some materials from the college'slibrary. Of course that was before we, well...I knowthey are clever enough to understand the frailty of ourcurrent situation.

BILLYYeah, we do. That's why we're so gung-ho on this.

JENWhen's the next time we're gonna be close to a library?

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NELSONClose to the library. To literally the one library thatseems to exist on this entire continent.

JENAll we need is a few books. Just so we'll know a littlemore. And we can get the medicine while we're there.Two birds, one stone.

REGANI wanna be clear that me even asking this is an attemptto be...what was it? Magnanimous? Okay. These books...they the kind someone can run in, grab, and run out?

NIAHonestly, I'm afraid not. If the books they seek evenexist, which I cannot guarantee, they will be extremelyrare and therefore carefully guarded.

BILLYPssh. Narc.

NIABut I must also say that, were we to find these books,it would go a long way towards putting their minds atease. And mine.

REGANI'm gonna try this one more time. None of our mindsshould be at ease. We're in a fucked up spot here.Decisions we make in the next couple days are life-or-death for everyone in this room. Simple as that. We'regetting Yllowyyn medicine so he doesn't fucking die.And all I wanna know is if someone's got an idea how todo it that isn't dumb as shit.

NIAMay I say one thing first?

REGANTo herself with a very long sigh( )

Magnamimous, Maggie.To Nia( )

What.

NIAIf we should only take risks to avoid death, then whydid we not keep our heads down and our mouths shut whenyou returned from that forest?

Beat.

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REGANNia...I appreciate your wise counsel. Now shut the fuckup. Okay, ideas for medicine. Not dumb as shit. Go.

NIAI was originally going to say that I’ve an...acquaintance from school. Last I heard he was running acharitable apothecary out of his parish.

REGANHow far?

NIANo more than an hour’s walk.beat( )

And...I’d like your permission to take some money aswell.

REGANI thought you said it was charitable.

NIAIt is, for the needy.

REGANWell guess what, Nia. Right now we’re the fuckingneedy.

NIAIs it wise, in your experience, to seek a favor from areliable contact and come empty-handed?

Regan sighs.

REGANHere’s how this is gonna go. You wear a disguise. Youstay off the big streets. You see an Elf patrol? Youduck down an alley or bend down to pick a copper offthe street or something. You know how to spot or lose atail?

NIAWell, ah, I imagine—-

REGAN—-That’s a no. I’ll give you a place to go back to.It’ll be different from where we’re staying, but I’llcome and check on you. If you’re clean I’ll bring youback to us. If not...cross that bridge when we come toit. Got all that?

NIAYes, I think so.

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REGANRepeat it back to me.

NIAWear a disguise, no big roads, avoid Elves, I’ll gowhere you say and you’ll meet me when it’s safe.

REGANGood. You go exactly where you have to, no additionalstops.

JENI can help with the disguise.

REGANFine.

JENBilly? Nelson?

BILLYWhat?

JENpointed( )

Need your help too.

BILLYYou do?

JENplease pick up what I'm putting down( )

Yes.

BILLY...Kay.

Three sets of footsteps walk away.

NARRATORAnd as Regan's court disbanded, she marked this lastinteraction well.

INT. ANOTHER ROOM IN THE INN - CONTINUOUS9 9

NARRATORBut thus did Nia and the three Pennsylvanians regroupin another room to assemble Nia's disguise. Their firstattempted solution was to simply swap Nia's clericalfrock for Nelson's nondescript tunic. The result was...well, not entirely convincing.

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JENWorked for Shakespeare’s heroines.

NIAWho?

NELSONI’m not sure suspendeddisbelief works in reallife.

JENLast I checked we’ve been living in an alternateuniverse for - what - like a month now.

NELSONPoint taken.

Beat.

BILLYIt has to work. What else are we--

NARRATOR--Jen interrupted Billy with a disparaging look.Vernacularly, one might say she “ice-grilled” him.

NIAThanks Billy. That’s...soothing...

NARRATORNia “futzed,” as I’ve heard mortals say, with herborrowed “digs” - as they also say.

NIAIt is a bit snug.

JENThey call it "form-fitting" where we're from.

NIAI'm a little frightened to breathe if truth be told.

NARRATORJen sized Nia up in the mirror.

JENHmm. Yeah. Okay, try Billy’s clothes.

BILLYWait, what am I gonna wear?

NIAWe’ll switch. Nelson, give him my frock and cloak.

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BILLYUhh...ok...I guess.

Beat.

JENIt's...pretty unisex.

BILLYtrying to get there( )

Yeah it's...I mean, who cares? ...Right?

Sounds of clothing changes - rustling, gruntsmaybe.

NIAsighs( )

This one's a little too big.

JENNothing a little belting and blousing can’t fix.

Some light rustling...

JENalmost absent-minded( )

Things you learn when it's homecoming week but Mom canonly afford the clearance rack.

Rustling stops.

JENAnd - here - stuff your hair in this hat.

NARRATORJen’s powers apparently extended beyond atmosphericanomalies to...I believe it’s called "styling" in thehuman realm.

JENThere we go. Solid Cesario vibe.Corrects herself( )

No, Ganymede!

NIAWho?

BILLYWho?

NELSONI'd say Eowyn.

JENIs that the "I am no man" lady?

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NELSONYeah! ...You...knew that?

JENEveryone saw those movies, Nelson. We just didn't makethem into a lifestyle choice.

NELSONFair enough.

BILLYNia's is kinda tight on me.

JENI think it's fashion forward. And the arms and pecs...we can almost hear the wink( )

...A-plus, babe.

BILLYonly kinda convinced( )

Ohhkay.

JENNia, I think you're in good shape. You know what wouldtop it off?

NARRATORJen reached for Nelson’s glasses, and he leaned awayfrom her grasp.

NELSONUh. Sorry. No. I need these.

Beat.

JENMmkay. This’ll have to do then.

NIARight.

JENHey, um...before you go. What did you think about whatRegan said?

Nia takes a breath.

NIAHer assessment of the risks is not wrong. But only thethree of you are in a place to evaluate the risks ofnot getting those books. And I believe you are matureenough to decide for yourselves.

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BILLYBitchin'.

NIASure.

BILLYI mean--

NIAI cannot say I endorse this endeavor, but I shall drawyou a map of the college and library, and give you whatinformation I can. I'll have to go quickly though lestHer Majesty grows suspicious. So pay attention.

EXT. CASTLE GUERNATAL - EASTERN STOREHOUSE - DAY10 10

An anxious crowd waits in the courtyard of acastle.

NARRATORArdel Redmoor had mustered two score armed men outsidethe Eastern Storehouse of the castle named afterGuernatal. Standing in a ring around them were no smallnumber of the common folk about the keep.

ARDELaddresses crowd( )

Now then. We shall soon reveal once and for all thatthis so-called “phantom” is a foreign saboteur who isvery mortal indeed. And I trust, once I’ve flayed himand strung him up from the ramparts, you will allRETURN TO YOUR DUTIES.

A beat. This speech does nothing to alterthe anxious mood of the crowd.

ARDELCaptain?

GUARD CAPTAINMy liege?

ARDELSet to...your task.

NARRATORThe unfortunate officer looked at his two nearest men,and nervously jerked his head towards the storehouse.

Beat.

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Two armed and armored men start walking.

NARRATORAs they reached its doorway, the two guards shared anuneasy look.

The footsteps pause for a moment beforereceding into the warehouse.

A beat.

The next bit of action is heard through an open door andpanned to our right:

A knife plunges into flesh.

One Redmoor Guard groans.

A body crumples to the ground.

Ardel yelps in fear.

ARDELWhat's going on? What happened? Is that normal? Did wewin?

Outside the storehouse, the crowd shows someworry.

Panned inside the storehouse:

REDMOOR GUARD 2Hagar? Oh, gods, Hagar. Medic!

As this guard panics more, so does the crowdoutside.

REDMOOR GUARD 2Someone! Come and help me—-ach!

This guy gets stabbed as well.

Back outside:

As gasps peter out, there’s a quiet moment ofshock.

NARRATORThe crowd looked on in stunned silence as a smallstream of blood began to pool on the dusty ground justoutside the storehouse doors.

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ARDELtries to sound tough through cracking voice( )

Is that...Did you kill the saboteur?collects himself for a beat( )

Get in there, all of you. Charge!

GUARD CAPTAINCharge!

There’s a clamor of men and arms as a dozenplus guards run into the storehouse.

Something heavy rolls and creaks...

GUARD CAPTAINOh shit. RETRE—-

NARRATOR--The last thing the point men saw were a half dozenbarrels of spirits, well, barreling towards them froman upper rafter.

He’s drowned out by several splinteringcrashes.

There's a grim beat of calm after thecrash.

It drags on until...

Groans of the wounded and dying waft out fromthe storehouse.

NARRATORWhat few survivors managed to crawl back out from thattreacherous storehouse were bloodied and shot throughwith thick jagged splinters.

The crowd now openly panics.

ARDELpanics as well( )

Nyahhhh. Captain? Captain! Call for more men!

GUARD CAPTAINvery badly hurt( )

M'lord.

ARDELLock the doors and burn this storehouse to the ground.

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The crowd’s reaction turns from panic tobewilderment at this new order.

GUARD CAPTAINBut m’lord. The food...

ARDELSELBIRIN TAKE THE FOOD! I want the saboteur killed!

The crowd is turning on Ardel, quickly growingfurious.

ARDELBurn it, I said! I’m ordering you to burn it!

NARRATORThe Captain of Ardel’s guard looked up, through a hazeof pain and exsanguination, at the gathered faces inthe crowd. He saw people whom, but a few moons ago,before he threw in his lot with Ardel’s mutiny, he hadcalled his neighbors and sworn to serve.

GUARD CAPTAIN...No.

ARDELI’ll hang you for this.

GUARD CAPTAINYou’re welcome to try.

The Captain breathes his last.

ARDELGods blast it all. Someone fetch me a torch!

The crowd begins booing and hissing.

NARRATOROnly now, as their jeers grew louder, did Ardelremember the crowd, and turn to see their number. Heturned back to look at the guards he had brought withhim today - all dead or rapidly dying. And in the coldpit of his guts, where a better man might have earlierfelt concern or compassion for the men who served him,Ardel nevertheless felt their loss very keenly now.

ARDELvoice wavering( )

I...return to your homes. Food is sparse and there’swork to be done.

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WHISPERERinside the storehouse( )

Lo! And hark, you gathered here.

ARDELWhat.

A few gasps from the crowd, and then silence.

NARRATORIn that moment, it did not take much for the voice fromthe storehouse to capture the crowd’s completeattention.

Ardel attempts to interrupt the whispererad lib. He does not succeed.

WHISPERERI am vengeance turned to flesh. Food’s not sparse butjustice is. Ardel’s a blight upon this land. I’ve noquarrel with those who reject him. Forsake the usurper,and eat well!

A moment passes, in the quiet of wordlessfury.

NARRATORAnd as Ardel looked into the eyes of his gatheredsubjects, he saw only rage looking back. He took anervous step backwards.

One footfall.

NARRATORAnd in that moment, though naught but human forces wereat work, you’d be forgiven for thinking some spell hadbeen broken. And all at once, the crowd darted for thestorehouse.

We hear a mad, screaming stampede.

NARRATORNot a one of them cast so much as a glance towardstheir presumptive sovereign. And for his part, Ardel -flush with humiliation and sweating with fear -scurried off the other way.

Ardel runs away, whining the whole time.

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EXT. ARMSTRUNGARD STREET - DAY11 11

Street sounds...

NARRATORNia ventured forth head down through the streets ofArmstrungard to her friend’s Monastery. Along the way,she recalled the counsel given her by Jen and Nelson...

Street sounds countinue underneath thisFLASHBACK:

              

JENWalk and talk like Billy.

NELSONYeah, zero class, grace, or manners.

BILLYHey what the fuck!

NELSONI'm j.k. bro. You've come a long way.

JENconsoling( )

Totes. We're all works in progress.

NARRATOR...which she adhered to with...well, judge her aptitudefor yourself.

Someone bumps into her.

PASSERBYWatch where you’re going, kid!

NIAOh, pardon me, I--catches herself, switches to her parents' cockney( )

--Oi, quit hogging the road, yeah?!

NARRATORShe scurried away quickly after this outburst. Probably forthe best considering that this particular passerby had SirBrennen’s physical bearing...but did not appear to have thewarmth, loyalty, and compassion that she’d come to know of herfriend. No sooner than she’d dodged that proverbial bolt, shenoticed assorted Elves roaming the street asking questions.

NIABullocks!

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NARRATORNia was apparently emboldened by her “costume.” Besidesthis uncharacteristic verbiage, she was surprised byher own deftness as she weaved through the street. Andwhen she spotted another Elf Patrol asking questions ofthe nearby townsfolk...

Mixer: Wherever the Elves are in the sound field, Nia'sconversations should be panned in the other direction.

ELF INFANTRYannoyed( )

The thief queen. Aerona Regan. Have you seen her?

NARRATOR...She hastily turned to the nearest street vendor.

STREET VENDORGarbage here! Hot and fresh!

NIAstill cockney( )

How much?

STREET VENDORTwo copper.

The Elf walks away from us as they speak.

ELF INFANTRYWe hear she's back in town. If you hear of anything,the White Forest is prepared to be very generous.

NIAstill cockney( )

Maybe tomorrow.

NARRATORAnd when the Elves had passed, she nodded farewell tothe street vendor...

We follow Nia's footsteps, away from the Elf,off the streets through a batwing door...

NARRATORThen dipped into the front of a saloon, only to exitthrough the rear a moment later.

...Through a bustling tavern, and then backinto a smaller alley.

NARRATORUntil finally she arrived at the parish she sought.

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Nia opens a door.

INT. FRIAR IOHANSSEN’S MONASTERY - EVENING12 12

Nia steps inside a small chapel and closes thedoor behind her.

NARRATORNia sighed with relief upon entering Frederick’squarters...

     She sighs.

NARRATOR...And peered out the window before being startled bythe man himself, who approached from behind her.

FREDERICKMay I help you young sir?

NIAAh!

NARRATORJen’s wardrobing prowess must indeed have been magic,as Nia’s longtime friend did not readily recognize her.At least not until she lifted her head, and removed thehat to reveal her hair.

FREDERICKNia?

NIAFrederick!

FREDERICKIt’s great to see you. And - a surprise. You’re dressed...Have you gotten wise and chosen a more lucrativeprofession than mine?

NIAchuckles( )

I'm no richer and only marginally wiser than I was whenlast we spoke.

FREDERICKA margin plus a mile wiser than me, then. I must hearall about your life, it's been ages. How is my almamater treating you?

NIAI'm sorry, Frederick. There's so much I'd love to talkwith you about, truly. But I'm afraid I'm in need of asomewhat urgent favor.

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FREDERICKAre you all right?

NIAIt's...my friend. He needs medicine for a putrid wound.

FREDERICKa little surpised( )

Oh. Is the college not--

NIA--You know how it is at the college. Wrangle up three facultyseals on a requisition letter, wait a week, make corrections.This is easier, and as I said I need it urgently if my friendis to keep his arm.

FREDERICKTaken aback( )

Galadon's mercy. Keep his arm? Ah--yes, of course. Follow me.

Two sets of footsteps.

They walk together for a slightly awkward beat.

FREDERICKAre...are you sure all is well with you?

NIAIf you were concerned with how I lead my life, youcould have reached out any time since graduating.

FREDERICKNo, that's...that's fair.

Footsteps stop.

FREDERICKForgive me, I didn't mean to pry. It's just thecoincidence is almost alarming.

NIACoincidence?

FREDERICKThat you arrive here, after so long, on the same daythat a message came from your parents via MoNewstery.

NIAPardon, what?

FREDERICKYes, they are looking for you, asking everyone whereyou were last seen.

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NIADo you still have the message? Can I see it?

FREDERICKYes, I believe so. Just a moment.

Desk drawers open and papers shuffle around.

FREDERICKHere you are.

He hands over a paper which is quickly unfurled.

NIAa little nervous( )

Probably just my mother being dramatic. I've told youhow she can be.

MILDRED (V.O.)Dearest Nia,

Hadn't heard from you in some time. Tried reaching you atthe college, but they said you'd not been seen in weeks.

Your poor pa and mum are worried about you. Sure you'rebusy, but pray let us know you're well, and pray let usknow where to reach you.

You're still our dearest, be the weather foul or fair.

Love,Mum.

NARRATORAnd as she read these words, Nia felt a tumult in thepit of her stomach, and a cold sweat on the back of herneck.

Replay line with a more ominous effect:

MILDRED (V.O.)...be the weather foul or fair...

NARRATORFor now she was certain that her parents were in danger.

END OF PART TWO.

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PART THREE:

INT. FRIAR IOHANSSEN’S MONASTERY - AFTERNOON13 13

NARRATORWhen last we parted, Nia had just read a note from herparents ostensibly requesting her whereabouts.

FREDERICKHere's your medicine, by the way.a few beats( )

Nia?

NIAI'm sorry?

FREDERICKThe medicine.

NIAMedicine?

FREDERICKFor your friend's arm?

NIAOh, yes of course. Thank you.

Frederick clocks something weird.

FREDERICKAgain, not to pry, but I do hope all is well with yourparents.

NIAOh, you know. My mother and her dramatics. Looks likeshe roped my father in as well this time.

NARRATORNia paced back-and-forth, ruminating over the note,while trying to maintain the cool ruse.

FREDERICKNia. What's going on?

NIAOh. Nothing...nothing serious.

NARRATORFriar Iohanssen followed Nia’s lead in pretending tonot be as alarmed as he felt he should be.

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FREDERICK...I take it it’s been awhile since they saw you last.

NIAgrasping( )

That’s it. Yes!...Or heard ...

NARRATORShe wandered around the room to avoid eye contact.

FREDERICKWell...such things happen. They’ll be relieved to knowthat you are safe here. You can sit at my desk to writeyour response, if you want...I can send it for youafterward - not that you couldn’t do it yourself--

NIA--I’d appreciate that.

Beat.

FREDERICKAnd your medicine.

NIAYes, thank you.

Some glass vials are placed on the desk.

FREDERICKI'll leave you some privacy.

Frederick walks away.

A quill taps in an inkwell - incessantly,neurotically.

NARRATORBut it took Nia a few moments of nervous fidgeting todecide her course.

Nia sighs.

We hear the quill scratching parchment. Itfades out, and then...

...fades back in, the suggest the passage of afew minutes.

NIAFrederick?

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Frederick walks back into the room.

FREDERICKAll done?

NIAAre you still in touch with your friend Romulo?

FREDERICKWhy, yes. We write each other letters every few months.Why do you ask?

NIADoes he still have his post up north, in Mooncrestlands?

FREDERICKcynical again( )

Yes...

NIAAnd is he trustworthy?

FREDERICKYou know, I claim no right to know your business. But Ido claim a right to not be treated like a fool. Andeven a fool could see all is not right with you.

Beat.

NIAVery well. You are a smart man and I am a poor liar. SoI will say this. I do believe there is some...troubleat home. And I do believe you can help.

FREDERICKJust tell me what I can--

NIA--But I need you to believe me that I know what I amdoing, that I know exactly what help I need, and thatthe less you know about this the better it is foreveryone.

FREDERICKDoes this have anything to do with the Elves? I've seenthem all around asking--

NIA--Frederick. Can you believe me or not?

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FREDERICKYes, Nia, of course I can believe you. It's just thatyou put me in a very awkward position.

NIAI know, and I'm sorry for that. I would not ask if Ihad better options at hand.

FREDERICKCan I at least ask what I must do before I promise it?

NIAI need you to take this letter and send it in a sealedpackage to Romulo. Ask him to send my letter back to myparents in Seahold, addressed from up where he is. AndI also need your word that neither of you will breakthe seal and read it.

FREDERICKI don’t know, Nia. If something were to happen, I wouldfeel responsible--

NIA--No. You will have done a friend a great kindness,exactly as she asked. The consequences are myresponsibility.

FREDERICKThat's not what the scripture says aboutresponsibility.

NIAAnd what does the scripture say about kindness andcharity asking questions?

Beat while Frederick considers...

FREDERICKI’ve never had reason to doubt you before...

NARRATORFrederick peered into her eyes, searching forreassurance that this instance was no exception, thatthis unusual request was, indeed, justified andnecessary for reasons that she could not disclose atthat time.

Despite lingering consternation, he conceded.

FREDERICKSo be it. I will send the letter to Romulo with yourinstructions. You have my word not to break the sealand I will implore him to do the same.

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NIAThank you, Frederick. Truly.

FREDERICKBut, at the right time, you have to explain--

NIA--I will. As soon as I can. You have my word on that.

FREDERICKVery well.

NIAYou may receive a response through MoNewstery. I wouldknow that response.

FREDERICKCan you tell me where you're staying?

NIAI'm afraid not.ponders( )

Do you remember the green down by Miller's point? Withthe big--

FREDERICK--The big silver birch, yes of course.

NIAIf you hear anything, leave a ribbon on that tree. ThenI'll come back here.beat( )

I must be going now.

FREDERICKDo take care of yourself, Nia.

NIAAnd you as well.

NARRATORNia hugged Frederick and he responded in kind. Theireyes locked as they unfastened from one another and shekissed him...on the cheek.

NIAIt really was nice to see you. I'm sorry I got cross.

Nia departs hastily.

FREDERICKDon't mention it.

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INT. GREY FOX TAVERN - EVENING14 14

The inn is busy downstairs but we're behind alocked door.

NARRATORWhile Nia was rekindling old...friendships, thePennsylvanians were settling into the next public housethat Regan had moved them to.

We hear chests set down an unlatched.

JENsecretive( )

Okay, I think we're clear.

NARRATORBut with Regan gone to retrieve Nia from her sortie,they took the opportunity to discuss the map which Niahad left for them.

NELSONSo thirty minutes to the college gates, once we'reinside another ten to the library.

Billy starts singing a song which in noway infringes on the copyrights,trademarks, or other intellectualproperties of Paramount Pictures or anyother Viacom company, but sounds like itcould be the theme song to a completelyimaginary and original IP called,uhh..."Bission Bimpossible."

JENSo say an hour and--Billy, do you need to sing rightnow? We're trying to be sneaky here.

Billy stops singing.

BILLYSorry.

NELSONNo, actually, it makes it sound more bad-ass. Likewe're doing a heist.

JENIt's not really a heist. It's a library. The books aretechnically free. This is a caper at best.

BILLYYou mean like that gross salty pea thing?

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NELSONWhatever it is, can Billy sing? It actually makes mefeel cool.

JENFine.

BILLYRight on dude. I got you.

JENJust, you'll be quieter when we actually do this right?

Billy starts singing again.

JENSo...say an hour and a half for travel, just to besafe.

NELSONWhich means even if we find what we need in half anhour - unlikely Nia said - we'll still need two hourswhen we know Regan will be away.

JENIdeally more. That's why I've been keeping track of hermeetings--or, doing my best with hourglasses andsundials and pre-industrial clocks. She's had tenmeetings. The shortest was forty five minutes, thelongest was two and a half hours. The median issomewhere around an hour forty five. But definitely thebest predictor of the longer meetings is if Regan toldme she "went way back" with someone.

BILLYto the song( )

IF THEY FUCKED, IF THEY FUCKED...

JENWell...maybe. I definitely got that vibe on the longestof the meetings. So...next time she leaves for ameeting we'll see how much she's willing to tell us.beat( )

Probably far too much.

NELSONLet's go over the plan again.

DISSOLVE TO:

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EXT. ARMSTRUNGARD MARKET SQUARE - EVENING15 15

We're in an outdoor market that is stillbustling over the early nigh crickets.

NARRATORNia had proceeded as promptly as possible to themeeting spot Regan had given her. As instructed, she'dpurchased some garbage from a vendor so she'd have aplausible reason to sit still for a while. She'd alsobeen instructed to eat slowly. But between the newsshe'd just received, and keeping her head on a swivelfor Elvish patrols, the queasy feeling in her guts madeslow eating quite natural.

Cloth rustles.

Nia gives a quiet yip!

NARRATORAnd so she nearly jumped out of her seat when a smallbut powerful hand grabbed her arm from behind.

REGANC'mon sweetheart. Let's go home.

DIP TO QUIET.

FADE IN MORNING SOUNDS:

INT. GREY FOX TAVERN - THE NEXT DAY16 16

Outside the window, a rooster crows.

NARRATORIt was early the next morning when Nia heard a veryquiet knock on her door.

There's a quiet knock.

NARRATORIn fact, had she been sleeping deeply she might nothave heard it at all. But as it happened, her night hadbeen most restless.

NIAYes?

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The door creaks open.

JENwhispers( )

Hey.

NIAmatches her( )

Jen. Good morning. Is everything all right?

JENYeah. Um...We're pretty sure Regan's gonna be gone fora little bit. So...if you've got anything to take careof outside...

NIAI appreciate it. And what of Sir Brennen?

JENWe're gonna lock our door from the inside and go outthe window. If he asks, say we wanted to sleep in.

NIAYou know I'm loathe to lie to him.

JENYeah. Um, I guess...try and be gone before he gets up?

NIAsubject change( )

Be safe.

JENa little wry( )

Always.

We hear Jen walk down the hallway a ways.

She opens one more door.

JENstill whispers( )

Regan is confirmed taking a bath. So, when sheleaves...This is our best shot to grab those books. Youready to...learn something, I guess?

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Throughout this next sequence, we will intercut between themain action, and two atemporal elements:-Main action will not be specifically called out. It shouldbe mixed as normal, to reflect the physical reality of thescene.-V.O. will be characters taking the place of the Narrator tohelp describe the action. It should be mic'ed close and EQ'dintimate with no reverb.-Flashback will function as memories of an earlierconversation, with significant reverb and some spatialdistance to imply such.

NELSON (V.O.)And a few minutes later, when Regan did leave, theheist was--

JEN (V.O.)--Caper.

NELSON (V.O.)The "caper" was on? That doesn't scan right.beat( )

Whatever. The shit popped off.

EXT. ARMSTRUNGARD STREETS - DAY17 17

Billy's Song is now treated as score, as ourthree heroes walk down the bustling streets ofthe city.

NELSON (V.O.)Nia gave us two books to look for. The first was agimme.

JENYou remember the name of the book, babe?

BILLYAn Introductory Treaty on the--

JEN--Treatise.

BILLYRight, Treatise...on the Loss of Home, by Elric ofSummerhold.

JENIn the public section, just ask the archivist.

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BILLYThat's gonna be the librarian-looking lady.

JENProbably. They should be easy to find. And you rememberabout the bibliography?

NIA (FLASHBACK)Elric's bloated, self-aggrandizing prose is nighunreadable. But his citations are impeccable. Wouldthat you had time to comb the library for each of hissources...But, under the circumstances...

BILLYGrab the first entry for each chapter.

JENExactly. And don't forget the reference book.

BILLYI won't.

NELSON (V.O.)But the second book...that was the trick.

JEN (FLASHBACK)On The Totemic Traditions of Primitive Iorden. By,uh...is that...

NIA (FLASHBACK)Phyul lo-Dyk the Elder.

BILLY (FLASHBACK)snorts( )

Good one, Nia.beat( )

Wait that's really his name?!

NIA (FLASHBACK)Currently in the private collection of Professor Blu'ulo-Ba'al.

BILLY (FLASHBACK)Oh come on!

NELSON (FLASHBACK)So anyone can read it, but they can't leave with it.

JEN (V.O.)And we needed to leave with it.

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NELSON (V.O.)Fortunately, Billy had a plan to get us started. And Igotta say...it wasn't bad.

INT. COLLEGE OF ARMSTRUNGARD LIBRARY - DAY18 18

The library is EXTREMELY quiet. We only hearthe occasional page being ruffled or stifledcough panned off to our side

The quiet drags on for several beats.

Until...

The door flies open.

Billy strolls in singing his BissionBimpossible song at the top of his longs

BILLYBA! BA! BADA DA! DA! BADA--

EVERYONE IN THE LIBRARY--SHHHHHHH!

BILLYloud( )

Oh, sorry! I was in--quieter( )

--I was in the zone.

The song resumes quietly as non-diagetic score,as...

We hear Billy take a few steps and then stop.

(He does actually speak at a reasonablelibrary volume for the rest of the scene.)

BILLYHey.

ARCHIVIST 1braces for the worst( )

Good afternoon.

BILLYMy, uhh...Patron sent me here to find A Treat--AnIntroductory Treatise on the Loss of Home by Elric ofSummerhold. Could you show me where to find it?

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ARCHIVIST 1pleasantly surprised( )

Oh...why, yes. Right this way.

Two sets of footsteps walk quietly.

ARCHIVIST 1We've just had a new edition come in, with an expandedbibliography.

Footsteps stop.

ARCHIVIST 1Here we are.

She pulls a book down from a shelf.

BILLYSweet, thanks.

ARCHIVIST 1Is there anything else?

BILLYYeah maybe actually.

We hear Billy open the book and quickly flip tothe end.

BILLYWhere can I find this one?

ARCHIVIST 1tries to be patient( )

Ah, yes, well you see the title is "On The EarlyHistory of Elven Shipmaking," so it would be in theHistory section.

BILLYCool cool cool. So like where in the history section?

ARCHIVIST 1Within each section they're organized by author.

BILLYRight, yeah no totally. So that would be...

ARCHIVIST 1tries so fucking hard to be nice( )

Do you see - right next to the title - where it saysSnorli the Lesser?

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BILLYWooooooooord gotcha gotcha gotcha.

Beat.

ARCHIVIST 1Is there anyth--

BILLY--So is that gonna be under Snorli, or The Lesser?

ARCHIVIST 1Let me just show you.

TIME WHOOSH

They walk up to another book.

ARCHIVIST 1It's right here.

BILLYSick, sick.

ARCHIVIST 1please please please( )

Will that be all, sir?

BILLYDo you have "Elven Agriculture Prior to the FirstConcordat?" It says the author's name is Var?

ARCHIVIST 1Various.

BILLYBoss name. Is that Varius the Elder, or the Lesser,or...beat( )

...Or was there just the one?...

ARCHIVIST 1scream whispers( )

Hilde? Hilde!

Footsteps - and a cane - walk over.

ARCHIVIST 2Yes? What's wrong?

ARCHIVIST 1It's time for my break can you help this young man?

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NELSON (V.O.)Planning a big score means knowing the strengths ofyour team. And this plan really played to Billy'sstrengths.

BILLY (V.O.)Right. Like being an undue burden on the women around me.

BILLYSo do you have like a cart, or something? I need a lotof books.

INT. LIBRARY - PRIVATE COLLECTIONS - SIMULTANEOUS19 19

As score continues, two sets of footsteps walkon marble.

NELSON (V.O.)So while the library's administrative staff wasotherwise occupied, or forced into the break room indesperation, Jen and I went after the tougher prize.

NIA (FLASHBACK)At the entrance to the wing containing the privatecollections, there is usually a doctoral candidate,being paid a pittance by the college.

NELSON (FLASHBACK)So, grad student on work-study got it.

JENputting on a show( )

So was the Art Department garbage any good?

NELSON (V.O.)We saw the kid at the desk take the bait immediately.

NELSONfollowing Jen's lead( )

I mean, it's whatever, but hey free food right?

DESK MONITORHey, uh, I have to leave. If you go in there can youjust sign this book?

Footsteps straight up sprint away

DESK MONITORas he's running away( )

Thank you kindly!

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NELSONScore.

DESK MONITOReven farther away( )

What?

NELSONNothing!

BLU'U LO-BA'AL'S COLLECTION CORRIDOR - CONTINUOUS20 20

NELSON (V.O.)But the next part would be something else.

JEN (V.O.)We got lucky twice. First, the shadows of the two Elfguards tipped us off to them before we rounded thecorner. And second, I spotted the window at the otherend of the hall.

NELSON (V.O.)When we ducked behind the big bookshelf, I could tellJen had an idea. But the next part...man I never gottired of seeing her do this stuff.

We hear a bit of Jen's magic pad.

Off to the side, a wooden window shutterrattles...

...then rattles louder...

...Louder still, until--

--It BURSTS OPEN with a big gust of wind behindit.

(The Elves begin panned to the opposite side from thewindow.)

LIBRARY GUARD 1Go check on that, will you?

Footsteps approach center.

JEN (V.O.)When he came around the corner, I just gave it one morelittle push.

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There's one more BIG GUST, and tons of papersand scrolls and parchments go whipping away.

The guard runs towards the window.

LIBRARY GUARD 1Blast it all! Can you help?

The second guard runs to help.

(This next bit should recede, as our heroes walk away from it.)

LIBRARY GUARD 2I'm coming! Close the damned window!

LIBRARY GUARD 1I am! Catch that damned scroll!

Billy's incessant score reaches a climax andthen...

BLU'U LO-BA'AL'S COLLECTION READING ROOM - CONTINUOUS21 21

...quiets down.

NELSON (V.O.)And just like that, we were in.

JEN (V.O.)But we still needed to find the book, and we knew wedidn't have much time. Fortunately...

(When not in Voiceover, they bothwhisper.)

NELSONThey're all in order. Talismans of Dominion and TheirOrigins, In the Time of the Chieftains...bingo( )

On the Totemic Traditions of Primitive Iorden. I...thisis it!

JENThat's great! Grab it!

NELSONWait! We should check for traps.

Beat.

JENDo you know how to do that?

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Beat.

NELSONI do not.

One last beat of deliberation.

NELSONFuck it.

JENFuck it.

We hear a book removed from a shelf.

JENHey what's that?

NELSONYou mean on the pedestal behind the glass?

JENLooks janky but it was probably worth something once.

NELSONProbably worth something. Definitely hella trapped.

JENBringing in some green could buy us a lot of good willwith Regan.

We wait. For kind of a while. But then suddenly--

--CUT TO:

EXT. ARMSTRUNGARD STREETS - DAY22 22

They walk down the same crowded streets theywere on before.

BILLYThat went pretty well, actually.

NELSONYeah I can't believe the Indiana Jones thing worked inreal life.

JENYou keep looking over your shoulder.whispers( )

Is someone following us?

NELSONNo I just keep waiting for the boulder.

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NARRATORAnd thus did the three Pennsylvanians walk straight outof the gates of the College of Armstrungard, carting adozen common books, one rare book, and one exceedinglytarnished bronze statue.

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. ARMSTRUNGARD - MILLER'S GREEN - DAY23 23

We're still in a city but it's not horriblyhectic. Think like Central Park.

NARRATORNow, as the Pennsylvanians were carrying out this...vaguely illicit venture that was somewhere between acaper and a heist depending on whom you asked, Nia wasventuring an excursion of her own. On Jen's advice, shehad used Regan's absence to make for the public squareupon which she and Frederick had agreed.

Footsteps walk towards us--

--and come to an abrupt stop.

NARRATORAnd she stopped in her tracks when she saw the ribbon tiedaround the limb of a venerable birch tree. She looked up atthe sun, hoping to estimate how long she'd been gone. Andthen, realizing that she could not do otherwise whatever thetime, she hurried off in the direction of Friar Frederick's.

She walks off quickly.

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. ARMSTRUNGARD STREETS - DAY24 24

Return to the streets the Kids were walkingdown.

JENOh! Did you get the reference book?

BILLYYeah! Uhh...sorta.

JENOkay...

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BILLYI got an encyclopedia.

JENWell that could work. Can I see?

Billy rustles through his bag.

JENDweezil's Encyclopedia of Oddities, Maladies, andPlagues?

BILLYIt was only encyclopedia I could find!beat( )

Okay, it was the first encyclopedia I found and Iwanted to look at the pictures.

JENBilly...

BILLYBut check out the page I marked!

Pages flip.

JENUgh. Gross.

BILLYYeah it's pretty gnarly. But look!

JENOh, no way! It says this drawing of some guy's giantpustule is to scale. And there's a ruler on the side ofthe page!

BILLYYeah! And look here!

More pages flip.

JENWhere?beat( )

Oh! It compares the density of this tumor to water and lead.

BILLYYeah I didn't remember exactly how to do density but Ithink it has something to do with weight.

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JENNo, this...this is perfect. This is exactly what I needto make sense of their units of measurement. You didgreat honey.

BILLYThanks.

JENThat thing you said...about being a burden? It's not true.

BILLYIt is a little bit.

JENhow to approach this...?( )

You did great today. We couldn't have done that withoutyou. And I love you.

BILLYvery proud( )

Check out the last page.

JENOkay!

More pages still.

JENgrossed out( )

Oh. Um...what am I looking for?

BILLYNothing, it's just a dude with huge balls. I thought itwas funny.

JENOkay, we are gonna talk about how you think about illnessand difference, but still...progress is progress.

REGANAnd we're gonna talk about whose ears don't work andwho's about to have no balls.

Footsteps come to an abrupt halt.

JENOh shit.

REGANInside. Now.

END OF PART THREE.

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PART FOUR:

MONTAGE25 25

NARRATORDear ones, I must now set down the tapestry I’veheretofore been weaving, for just a moment, so that Imay introduce one more thread. I know, I know, runs therisk of getting a bit busy. But the importance of thisthread, for bringing the broader picture into reliefcannot be overstated. So come with me, out west. Farwest. Past rebuilt Freehold, past ruined Blackhold andravaged Silberg...

Sounds of an army camp. Transitions to...

Past even Jethro’s remote cabin and its terriblecellar.

Sounds of dripping ice and eerily clinkingchains. Transitions to...

Over the god-made walls of that primordial fortress youcall the Black mountains.

The whipping winds of a raging blizzard.Transitions to...

Down the foothills where the downtrodden many pullprecious stones from the living rock, for the benefitof the privileged few.

Pickaxes strike rock. Somewhere, a bullwhipcracks. Transitions to...

EXT. WESTERN VILLAGE - DAY26 26

Cock crows. Sounds of a rural morning.

NARRATORUntil finally we arrive at a town on the plains. Theinhabitants of this town would be called Urrkyet by theElves, that is to say Orcs in the common tongue of theEastern realms. But they called each other, well...bytheir names.

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A creek babbles beside us. We hear the soundsof clothes being hand-washed in it.

NARRATORAllow me to introduce you to a woman of not quitesixteen years, whose parents called her First Snow.

Someone walks towards us. Something woodenclatters along with each step.

NARRATORWe join her now at dawn, with an empty bucket over eachshoulder as she sets to the day’s chores.

First Snow is just a little winded.

FIRST SNOWGood morning, Auntie.

NARRATORBut she was not the first to have done so today.

STEADY RIVERvery good-natured teasing( )

Morning, girl. Slept in today I see.

First Snow strains as she puts the bucketsdown.

FIRST SNOWIf Sleeps Through The Feast would mend the well like Iasked him, then I wouldn't need to drag these bucketsall over creation.

STEADY RIVERYou shouldn't speak so cruelly of your cousin. Roan Dogis a sweet boy.

FIRST SNOWCome to think of it, why am I up so early doing this?He should be carrying the buckets.

STEADY RIVERHe’s hardly seen thirteen. He needs his rest.

FIRST SNOWWe all need rest, Auntie. I’m not much older than him.And I’m doing the work of three grown women. Insteadof...

STEADY RIVERChasing boys? Matron knows I did at your age.

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FIRST SNOWembarrassed( )

Auntie.

STEADY RIVERHa! You chase boys all right. They see you coming, theyall run and hide so you won’t ask them to do morechores.

First Snow dips one of her buckets in thecreak.

FIRST SNOWSomeone has to. It’s not my fault all the strongestfolks went off to join that daft, pointless war. Ispoke against it if you remember.

She places one now full bucket of water down onthe shore. Under her next line, she picks upand fills the other.

FIRST SNOWon a roll, not listening( )

But no one listened to afifteen year old girl thenand no one listens to afifteen year old girl now.

STEADY RIVERStanding up for yourself isnever pointless.

STEADY RIVERI’m listening to you, girl. I always listen to you. Buteveryone’s working as hard as they can.

First Snow lifts the second full bucket ofwater from the creek and places it besidethe first.

FIRST SNOWIt’s not enough. The days draw shorter and more choresgo undone.

STEADY RIVEROh, I know it. I’ve seen many more winters than you.But does the lamed horse go any faster if you beat him?

FIRST SNOWNo. But neither does he heal once he’s starving andcold. Which we will be if we don't prepare more.

STEADY RIVERsighs( )

Your parents named you well, First Snow. You are...inevitable. Try not to be chilly as well.

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First Snow strains to lift the two bucketsof water.

FIRST SNOWexerting( )

Pleasant talking as always, Auntie. Send my love to—-oh, twister take me!

She quickly puts down the buckets.

FIRST SNOWI told Uncle I’d help him mend the pasture fence firstthing today.

FIRST SNOWanxious( )

Oh, I’m such a fool. There’stoo much work to even keeptrack of.

STEADY RIVERtrying to calm her( )

Girl, girl, girl. Do itlater.

FIRST SNOWWhat?

STEADY RIVERwhat’s the big deal?( )

Do it later.

FIRST SNOWHe won’t be insulted?

STEADY RIVERHe won’t know. He’s left again.

FIRST SNOWOh.

STEADY RIVERMatron only knows where he runs off to. He was neverlike this when he was young. I’ll never understand whyhe waited for sixty to start sowing oats.

FIRST SNOWWell he always comes back with something more than heleft with and gives it to the town. So at least we knowhe’s not drinking, gambling, or wenching. You shouldhave faith in him.

STEADY RIVERWhen you’ve been married to someone for forty-someyears, you shouldn’t need faith. You should feel likeyou know them.

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beat( )STEADY RIVER (cont'd)

Ach. But you don’t need to know about the worries ofold folks. Go see to your chores, and I’ll see you forsu—-

ROAN DOGdistant( )

—-First Snow!

Footsteps come sprinting toward us.

ROAN DOGFirst Snow! They need you at the listening post.

...And the buckets hit the ground again.

FIRST SNOWAll right, I’m coming. Bring the water back into town,will you?

NARRATORThen she took off at a jog.

She jogs away.

FIRST SNOWover her shoulder( )

Or better yet mend the blasted well!

INT. LISTENING POST - A FEW MINUTES LATER27 27

NARRATORNow the listening post was a small structure on theopposite end of town from the creek. Much to FirstSnow’s dismay. Mounted on each corner of its roof was apole, and running from each pole was a web of wovencopper cords. Each of these cords was run between aseries of stakes, spaced a hundred yards or so apart.These stakes traced the shortest land routes betweenthis town and every town with which it had amicablerelations, which was quite a few indeed. Building allof these was a staggering feat, undertaken in bygonedays, when time and able-bodied workers were moreplentiful. But its ongoing utility will be apparentimminently.

A small bell clinks out a pattern of long andshort chimes.

NARRATORInside the structure was a wall full of bells, eachconnected to a wire, and beside a placard that named a

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town. One of these bells - the biggest one in fact -NARRATOR (cont'd)

was ringing. Its placard read “Federation House.”

The door to the structure opens.

FIRST SNOWwinded( )

What is it?

TRANSCRIBERThe Federation.

FIRST SNOWDid you take down the message?

TRANSCRIBERYes, of course. Now will you tell them it's received sothey’ll shut up?

NARRATORFirst Snow went to the wall of bells, and took a smallcopper strand from next to the ringing bell between herfingers.

A magical pad becomes just barely audible.

NARRATORShe concentrated deeply, and, for just a moment, theworld around her seemed to shift.

We hear a small electrical zap.

The bell keeps ringing for several secondslonger, and then...

...Stops. The magical pad fades away.

It’s a moment of relief.

FIRST SNOWHave that message?

TRANSCRIBERHere.

A beat as she reads.

TRANSCRIBERWhat do they say?

FIRST SNOWEveryone’s hurting from this blasted war. TheFederation needs more corn to feed the old and sick.

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TRANSCRIBERMore corn? I’ve been to the granary. We’ll be lucky asis to feed ourselves for the winter.

FIRST SNOWI must speak with grandmother.

EXT. MILL - A FEW MINUTES LATER28 28

NARRATORAnd so First Snow traversed her town once again. Butshe found that Steady River the Elder - whom the wholetown regarded as a grandmother but whom First Snow feltlucky to regard as an Aunt - was no longer beside thecreek. So First Snow made for the mill.

A mule clops in circles as a stone wheelcreaks.

FIRST SNOWwalking towards us( )

Auntie! Auntie!

STEADY RIVERCatch your breath, girl.

FIRST SNOWBad news.

STEADY RIVERNow hang on. Before you tell me the bad news, tell meone thing to be glad about.

FIRST SNOWno time for this( )

Auntie...

STEADY RIVERYou know my rule. You’ve already griped to me oncetoday. Now tell me something you're glad about beforeyou gripe again.

FIRST SNOWsighs( )

I guess...the mill’s not broken yet.

STEADY RIVERSee? Not so hard. And I’ll even give you one for free.Daffodil’s still a good sweet girl. Ain’t ya?

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She pats the mule and it brays.

STEADY RIVERHowever your cousins feel about doing chores, Daffodilnever minds to turn this mill. Near to fourteen years,no signs of slowing down.

FIRST SNOWYes. Fine. Thank you for all your hard work, Daffodil.

STEADY RIVERNow what’s your news?

FIRST SNOWThe Federation needs more corn this year. To feed theold and sick.

STEADY RIVERMmm. We’ve not much corn to spare.

FIRST SNOWYes, granny. That’s what I’ve been saying.

STEADY RIVERAnd what do you think we should do?

She thinks.

FIRST SNOWWhen your choice is between the difficult and theunlivable, you must choose the difficult. Any food thatwe kept from the old and the sick would turn to ash inour mouths anyway. We must find a way to send morecorn.

STEADY RIVERGood. So now you know what is not negotiable. Howshould we walk the difficult path?

FIRST SNOWWell...we could use the last of the emergency stores.But that would leave us in grave danger should nextyear’s harvest be meager. I would say we could ask theFederation to return the favor next year if it came tothat. But if our crop fails, there’s no guarantee theother towns will fare better.

STEADY RIVERAnywhere else to get more corn for next year then?

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FIRST SNOWThe eastern fields. They’re supposed to lie fallow foranother two years. But we could sow corn a year earlywithout doing too much damage. In any case it’s a moretolerable risk than having no extra stores at all.

STEADY RIVERI agree.

FIRST SNOWWe’d have to aerate it now, before the frost comes. Butmaybe a new project, and the cause behind it, willbreathe some new energy into the town’s work.

NARRATORA grin had begun to tug at First Snow’s face, for thefirst time this day, as her mentor looked on withpride.

STEADY RIVERSee? That’s another thing to be glad about. You’veearned yourself a gripe at supper.

NARRATORFirst Snow smiled, despite herself.

STEADY RIVERTake one or two of the older boys out with you toinspect the field, make sure all is in order. Then I’llcall a meeting tomorrow and you can propose your plan.

EXT. THE FALLOW FIELDS - LATER29 29

Three sets of footsteps trudge through dry dirtand dead plants.

NARRATORAnd so did First Snow make her way east, to the fieldsin which nothing was planted last year.

ROAN DOGIs it close?

FIRST SNOWYes.

ROAN DOGMy feet hurt.

FIRST SNOWI don’t care.( )

I’m sorry.

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CAPALL BUÍYou can take a rest if you want, little man. We’llcatch back up with you later.

NARRATOROn this journey, she had conscripted her youngerbrother, and a slightly older but much larger friend.Thus, as was typical, she had taken...an appreciableportion of her elderly mentor’s advice.

FIRST SNOWDon’t coddle him. His feet don’t really hurt, he justwants attention.

CAPALL BUÍSo he’s just gonna...tag along the whole time then?

FIRST SNOWGrandmother said take two boys along. You wouldn’t haveme disobey your town elder would you?

CAPALL BUÍYou know...I’ve seen sixteen harvests now. You’re notthe first girl who ever invited me to take a walk andinspect the fallow fields. But you are the first one toactually mean that.

ROAN DOGGross.

FIRST SNOWMind your own business, second-born. But also yes,don’t flatter yourself, Capall Buí.

ROAN DOGSee? She does think you’re gross.

CAPALL BUÍHow about I fallow your fields, runt?

We hear one last big push through some deadstalks.

FIRST SNOWWill both of you be—-

—-Some repeating crossbows click.

NARRATORAs the trio pushed their way through to the open field,they were met with a half dozen crossbows trained onthem at pointe blanc.

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RANGER CAPTAINNow just where in Selbirin do y’all think y’all going?

NARRATORThe men wielding them looked to be humans of easterndescent. They were dusty and sunburnt, and their armorwas roughspun and piecemeal. But their meticulouslycrafted repeating crossbows were of obvious Elvendesign.

RANGER CAPTAINAnswer me. Why are y’all here?

LESSER RANGERMaybe they ain’t speak Common.

NARRATOROne of the men lowered his weapon and addressed CapallBuí, who tensed up.

LESSER RANGERHowdy. Me...Jon. Who you? Why here?

When First Snow speaks the Common Tongue,she has a noticeable accent that we didnot hear before.

FIRST SNOW (ACCENTED)I speak some Eastern-tongue.

NARRATORThe armed men now turned their attention away fromCapall Buí and towards First Snow.

RANGER CAPTAINGood. Then you know what I’m asking you.

FIRST SNOW (ACCENTED)Yes. We came out to inspect the fields. We’re unarmedand have no fight with you.beat( )

Though I might just as well ask what you are doinghere.

RANGER CAPTAINamused( )

Ha!

NARRATORFirst Snow’s two companions could not understand whatwas being said, and thus did not know the reason for,nor intention behind, this man’s laughter. They lookedat each other uneasily.

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RANGER CAPTAINWe’re doing our job. Now tell me, little miss, do youknow the word trespassing?

FIRST SNOW (ACCENTED)No.

RANGER CAPTAINWell, it means walking someplace you ain’t supposed to.And y’all are doing it. This here field is the propertyof my employ—-ah...boss. And I’m allowed by law to usedeadly force to protect it from trespassers. Now y’allseem peaceable enough so I don’t wanna do that. But Iam gonna have to ask you to turn back around.

FIRST SNOW (ACCENTED)Who is your boss? This cannot be their property.

RANGER CAPTAINHe’s got a charter from the White Forest andeverything. Else I wouldn’t have taken this job.

FIRST SNOW (ACCEPTED)May I speak with him?

RANGER CAPTAINI don’t think so. He’s very busy.

FIRST SNOW (ACCENTED)firm( )

I won’t leave until I speak with him.

NARRATORThe mere tenor of First Snow’s speech here caused herbrother and her friend to exchange concerned glances.

RANGER CAPTAINNow, can’t we just have a nice quiet afternoon?

FIRST SNOW (ACCENTED)Yes. After I speak to your boss.

NARRATORThe armed man sighed, and rubbed his temples.

LESSER RANGERI can just go ask him, Jack. I reckon he’s expectingthis sooner or later. Maybe he wants to get out infront of it, before it turns into a whole thing.

RANGER CAPTAINCan you negotiate on behalf of your people?

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NARRATORFirst Snow looked at him quizzically.

RANGER CAPTAINMake agreements I mean. Will your people stick toagreements you make?

FIRST SNOW (ACCENTED)They don’t have to. But they trust me to pass messages.

RANGER CAPTAINto the Lesser Ranger, resigned( )

All right, fine. Go ask him.

One man trots off.

RANGER CAPTAINto First Snow( )

Now if - if! - he agrees to talk to you, I’m gonna haveto search y’all for weapons, all right?

FIRST SNOW (ACCENTED)I said we were unarmed.

RANGER CAPTAINI heard ya. Make sure that big feller understandswhat’s going on here, I don’t want him getting thewrong idea, ya hear?

FIRST SNOW (ACCENTED)I give you my word.

RANGER CAPTAINUh huh. Hands up over your head.

EXT. UNFINISHED PLANTATION HOUSE - A FEW MINUTES LATER30 30

Same external ambience as last scene, butworkers hammer wood in the background as arocking chair creaks in the foreground.

NARRATORA few hundred yards from where First Snow and herretinue were detained, there stood the nascent woodenskeleton of what sought to be a large house. Around theperimeter of this structure was a raised woodenplatform, on which perched an Elf. He was in his earlymiddle age, and draped in fine beige silks that werethe height of fashion at the time. At the moment, hewas rocking gently back and forth in a wooden chair ashe swilled an aromatic brown liquid.

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Eight sets of footsteps approach.

NARRATORThis is the state we find him in, as First Snow and hercomrades are brought before him under armed guard.

TYYMOSThis is them, I presume?

RANGER CAPTAINYes sir, Mister Jyf. Walked right up like they ownedthe place. That’s close enough.

Footsteps stop.

TYYMOSYour man here says one of them speaks passable Common?

RANGER CAPTAINYes sir. That one there.

NARRATORCautiously - but not timidly - First Snow took a stepforward.

One step in dirt

FIRST SNOWHello. Pleased to meet you.

TYYMOSintrigued( )

Hm! Hello indeed. What do you call yourself, girl?

She ponders.

FIRST SNOWFor now, call me Neighbor.

TYYMOSYes. Well. My name is Tyymos lo-Jyf. And this is myfarm.

FIRST SNOWWith respect, I’m afraid you’re mistaken. This is ourfarm. Our village has sown here as far back as thereare stories.

TYYMOSPerhaps. However. You have not sown these fields in thelast two years.

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FIRST SNOWYes, they’re meant to lie fallow until—-

TYYMOS—-And therefore they are fair to claim. And I’veclaimed them.

FIRST SNOWBy what law?

TYYMOSA new one, admittedly. But fully ratified by the WhiteForest, and quite enforceable. I can read the wholething to you if you’d like.

FIRST SNOWBut...of course we haven’t sown here. The soil wasworked and now it needs time to rest.

Tymmos chuckles, kindly at least in hismind.

TYYMOSA very charming bit of folklore, to be sure. But weElves are an industrious race. Demand for corn is at anall-time high right now. To fall back on superstitionwhen others are wanting is...well it borders on selfish,wouldn’t you say? And so if you will not make use ofyour Galadon-given plenty, the law permits me to.

FIRST SNOWholding back her temper( )

We know how to work our land. You do not. If you try ityourself, you will fail, and starve both our peoples inthe process.

TYYMOSI think not. I’ve all the latest technologies of theWhite Forest at my disposal.

FIRST SNOWsnaps( )

If you’re such good farmers then why do you need otherpeople’s land?

Two quick footsteps. Crossbows immediatelyclick.

NARRATORFirst Snow stepped forward but was restrained by hercompanions even quicker than the armed men raised theircrossbows.

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TYYMOSNow listen. I’ve tried to explain this all verypatiently. But I’m very busy so pray forgive mybluntness now. This here is my lawful property. If myperson or my property is threatened, the full might ofthe White Forest is legally bound to come to my aid. IfI fear they’ll not arrive quickly enough, I can affordto hire as many rangers as I may need. My strongpreference is that it need not come to that. There, Iimagine, we agree. But do not mistake my politeness fortemerity. Go back and tell your people that so long asI am unmolested here then there shall be peace. Butaggressions or provocations visited upon me shall bevisited back tenfold. Captain, please escort them offthe property.

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We hear the first insects of the early eveningas three sets of forlorn footsteps trudgealong.

NARRATORThe sun had begun to set by the time First Snow and hercompanions were out of earshot of the crossbow-wieldingmen.

CAPALL BUÍWhat does he mean it’s his farm?

FIRST SNOWSays it’s some new Eastern law.

ROAN DOGWhat do we do?

FIRST SNOWI don’t know.beat( )

This won’t stand.

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NARRATORBack East, Nia made her way back to Friar Iohanssen'schapel, with her feet pounding the cobblestones tomatch the pounding inside her chest. It required hertrained clerical discipline not to break into anoutright sprint. She made some effort to watch for Elfpatrols as before, but her head was hazy with the bloodrushing through it.

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Chapel door flies open.

NIAFrederick! What news?

FREDERICKNia? Oh thank Galadon you're all right!beside himself with genuine relief( )

I'm so glad I trusted my gut.

NIAWhat do you mean?

FREDERICKI do wish you had told me the danger you were in.Though I of course understand why you felt youcouldn't.

NIAWhat is it you've heard?

FREDERICKcompletely genuine( )

And congratulations are overdue as well! A martialcommendation, why I never.

NIAMartial commen--oh. Oh, Frederick, no...

NARRATORNia's knees had already begun to feel weak.

FREDERICKexcited and guileless( )

But where are my manners? You'll not have heard yet.And I suppose it's only proper for the bestower to tellyou herself.

NARRATORAnd then the door to Frederick's office opened.

A door opens. Footsteps walk towards usdeliberately, and spurs jangle with them.

NARRATORNia could not see the face of said bestower,silhouetted as it was by the morning sun. But theopalescent armor and flaxen, braided hair wereunmistakable. It was then that Nia's knees gave outcompletely.

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Nia collapses into a pew.

RY’YNia. What a relief to see you...at long last.

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