The Poopoo Castaways

Don Juan

Andrea

Amy Stephanie

The wind blew fiercely and the waves grew larger, as we, the crew of the S.S. Poopoo approached…

…the eye of the storm.

a male chauvinist, cheesy poof eatin’ pig, orders his three shipmates around like his

slaves.

Captain Don Juan,

Gotta have my

poofs!

Andrea, the first mate…

Is a paranoid schizophrenic who answer to the name Foxy Roxy only when wearing

purple lipstick.

Amy and Stephanie, the measly crew members…

are Siamese twins joined at the hip and they are in charge of the dirty work on

the S.S. Poopoo.

Get away from me Steph!

You’re a thorn in my side

A bolt of lighting hits the ship’s mast…

…creating a huge inferno

Don Juan orders the crew to abandon ship. The twins struggle

over one life jacket and Andrea frantically searches for Foxy Roxy.

Don Juan looks for his cheesy poofs and screams, “I will not go down without my cheesy poofs.”

The crew jumps!!!

The crew members hit the water

The twins attempt to swim in opposite directions, but get nowhere fast.

The captain struggles to tread water with one hand, while keeping his last bag of

cheesy poofs dry.

Andrea continues to frantically search for her “sister”, Foxy Roxy.

2 days later…

The crew finds that they have floated ashore to a

deserted island.

After much bickering for over a year and nearly starving to death, Foxy Roxy stumbles to the

other side of the island and finds…

CLUB MED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Don Juan…

…begins giving salsa lessons to tourists to earn enough money to feed his cheesy

poof habit.

Amy and Stephanie, the Siamese twins…

open a trendy swim up bar called “Double

Shot”, frequented by many celebrities on

the island.

Andrea, the purple lipstick wearing schizophrenic…

co-owns and operates a beauty salon and spa with her “sister” Foxy Roxy.

The End