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C H A P . I .
The hi ltory of a philofophic vagabond ,
pu rfu ing novelty, but lofing content .
FTER we had fu pped, Mrs . Arnold
poli tely offered to fend a couple of
her footmen for my fon’s baggage
,which
he at firl’t feem ed to decline ; but upon
her prefling the requ e l’r,he was obliged to
inform her,that a {ti ck and a wallet were
all the moveable things upon this earth that
,he could boalt of. Why
,aye my
fon,
” cried I,you left me but poor
,
and poor I find you are come back ;and yet I make no doubt you have
feen a great deal of the world .
”
Yes,Sir
,
” repl ied my (on,but travel
l ing after fortune,i s not the way to fe
V OL. II . B cure
2 The VICAR of WAKEFIELD .
cure her and,indeed
,of late
,I have
defifi ed from the pu rfu i t .
”I fancy,
Sir,
” cried Mrs . Arnold, “that the a c
count of your adventures would be amu
fing : the firft part of them I have often
heard from my niece ; but could the
company prevail for the ref’t , it would be
an additional obligation .
” Madam ,
”
replied my fon,
I can prom ife you the
plcafu re you have in hearing, will
not be half fo great as my vanity in the
recital and yet in the whole narrative I
can fcarce prom ife you one adventure,as
my account is not of what I did,but
what I faw. The hrf’cmisfortune ofmy lifewhich you all know
,was great ; but tho
it difire i’t,it could not fink me . No perfon
ever had a better knack at hoping than I .
The lefs kind I found fortune then , the
more I expected from her another time,
and being nowat the bottom ofher wheel,
every new revolution might l ift,but
could not deprefs me . I proceeded,
therefore,towards London in a fine
morn
The VI CAR of WAK EF I EL D . 3
morning,no way uneafy about to—mor
row,but chearfu l as the birds that ca ro ll
'
d
by the road . I comforted m yfe lf with
various refleftiori s , that London was the
true mart where abil it ies of every kind
were fure of meeting difiinét ion and
reward .
Upon my arrival in town,Sir
,my firf’t
care was to del iver your letter of recom
m enda t ion to ou r cou fin,who was him fe lf
in little better circum f’tances than me .My firft fchem e
,you know
,Sir
,was to
be ufli er at an academy,and I afked his
advice on the affair . Our cou fin receivedthe propofa l with a true Sardonic grin .
Aye,cried he
,this is a pretty career,
indeed,that has been chalked ou t for
you . I have been once an u fher at a
boarding fchool m yfe lf ; and may I die by
an anodyne necklace,but I had rather be
an under turnkey in Newgate . I was up
early and late : I wa s brow- beat by the
m afier,hated for my ugly face by the m if
B 2 trefs,
The VICAR of WAKEF I EL D .
t refs,worried by the boys within
,and
never permitted to ftir out to meet civil ity
abroad . But are you fure you are fit for
a fchool ? Let me examine you a l ittle .Have you been bred apprentice to the
bu finefs ? No . Then you won ’t do for
a fchool . Can you drefs the boys hair ?
No Then you won ’t do for a fchool .Have you had the fm a ll—pox
? No . Then
you won ’t do for a fchool . Can you liethree in a bed ? No . Then you will never
do for a fchool . Have you got a good
ftom ach ? Yes . Then you will by nomeans do for a fchool . No
,Sir
,if
you are for a genteel ea fy profefli on,
bind you rfelf feven years as an ap
prentice to.
turn a cutler ’s wheel ; but
avoid a fchoo l by any means . But come ,continued he
,I fee you are a lad of fpi
rit and fome learning,what do you think
of commencing author, l ike me ? You
have read in books,no doubt
,of men of
genius {tarving at the trade : but at pre
fent I ’ l l fhewyou forty very dull fellowsabout
about town that l ive by it in opulence .
Al l honeft jogg tro tm en,who go on
fm oothly and dully, and write hiftoryand politics
,and are pra ifed ; and who ,
had they been bred coblers,would al l
their l ives have only mended Ihoes,but
never made them .
Finding that there was no great degree
of gentility affixed to the character of an
u fher,I refolved to accept his propofa l
and having the highef’c refpe é
‘
t for l i tera
ture,
I hailed the antiqua mate of
Grub—fireet with reverence . I thought it
my glory to pu rfu e a track which Dry
den and Otway trod before me . In fact,
I confidered the goddefs of this regionas the parent of excellence and however an intercou rfe with the world might
give us good fenfe,the poverty {he grant
ed was the nu rfe of genius ! Big with
thefe reflect ions,
I fate down,and find
ing that the belt things remained to befaid on thewrong fide
,I refolved to write
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6 The VI CAR of WAKEF I ELD .
a book that fhou ld be wholly new . I
therefore dre lt up three paradoxes with
fome ingenuity . They were fa lfe,in
deed,but they were new. The j ewels
of truth have been fo often imported
by others,that nothing was left for me to
Import but fome fp lendid things that at adiltance looked every bit as well . Wit
nefs you powers what fancied importance
fate perched upon my quil l while I was
writing . The whole learned world,
I
made no dou bt,would rife to oppofe my
fyftem s but then I was prepared to
oppofe the whole learned world . Lik e
the porcupine I fa te felf collected,with
a quill pointed aga inft every oppofer .
”
Well faid,my boy
,cried I
,and
what fu bj eét did you treat upon ? I hope
you did not pafs over the importance ofHierardica l monogamy . But I inter
rupt, go on ; you pu bl ifhed your paradoxes ; well, and what did the learned
world fay to your paradoxes ?
Sir,replied my fon
,the learned
world faid nothing to my paradoxes ;nothing at all
,Sir . Every man of
them was employed in pra ifing his
friends and him fe lf,or condemning his
enemies ; and unfortunately, as I had
neither,
I fu ffered the cru elleft m ort ifi
cation,neglect.
As I was meditating one day in a coffee
hou fe on the fate of my paradoxes, a little
man happening to enter the room,placed
him fe lf in the box before me, and after
fome preliminary d ifcou rfe,finding me
to be a fcholar,drewou t a bundle of
propofa ls, begging me to fu bfcribe to a
new edition he was going to give the
world of Propertius,with notes . This
demand necefl’
a rily produced a reply that
that I had no money ; and that concef
fion led him on to enquire into the na
ture of my expectations . Finding that
my expectations were ju ft as great as my
pu rfe , I fee,cried he
, you’
a re unac
B 3 qu a inted
8 The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
qu a inted with the town, I’ l l teach you
a part of it . Look at thefe propofa ls,upon thefe very propofa ls I have fub
fifted very comfortably for twelve years .
The moment a nobleman returns from his
travels,a Creol ian arrives fi om Jamaica,
or a dowager from her country feat, I
{trike for a fubfcript ion. I firft befiege
their hearts with flattery,and then pour
in my propofa ls at the breach . If they
fu bfcribe readily the firft t ime, I renewmy requ eft to beg a dedication fee . If
they let me have that,I fm ite them once
more for engraving their coat of arms
at the top . Thus,continued he
,I l ive
by vanity,and laugh at it . But between
ou rfelves,
I am now too well known,
I
fhou ld be glad to borrow your face a
a bit : a nobleman of d ifiinét ion has ju ft
returned from Italy ; my face is familiar
to his porter but if you bring this co
py of verfes,my l ife for it you fu cceed ,
and we divide the fpo il .”
The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D . 9
Blefs us,George
,cried I
,
“and is
that the employment of poets now ! Do
men of their exalted talents thus ftoopto beggary ! Can they fo fa r d ifgrace
their call ing,as to make a vile traffic of
pra ife for bread ?
0 no,Sir
,returned he
,a true po
et can never be fo bafe ; for wherever
there i s genius there is pride . The crea
tures I now defcribe are only beggars in
rhyme . The real poet,as he braves
every hardihip for fame, fo he is equally
a coward to contempt,and none bu t
thofe who are unworthy protection con
defcend to folicit it .
Having a mind t oo proud to {toop
to fu ch indignities,and yet a fortune too
humble to hazard a fecond attempt for
fame,I was now obliged to take a mid
dle cou rfe,and write for bread . Bu t I
was unqual ified for a profefii on where
mere indufiry alone could enfu re fu ccefs .
B 5“ I
I O The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
I could not fu pprefs my lurking pafii on
for applau fe but u fu a lly confum ed that
time in efforts after excellence which
takes up but l ittle room,when it fhou ld
have been more advantageou fly employed in the diffufive product ions of fruitful
mediocrity. My little piece would
come forth in the m ift of periodical pub
l ica t ion,unnoticed and unknown The
public were more importantly employed,
than to obferve the eafy’
fim plicitv of my
f’tyle , or the harmony of my periods .
Sheet after fheet wa s thrown off to ob
livion. My effays were buried among
the effays upon liberty, eaftern tales, andcures for the bite of a mad dog ; while
Philau tos,Phila le thes
,Phi lelu theros
,and
Philanthropos , all wrote better, becau fe
they wrote fa fter,than I .
Now,therefore
,I began to affo cia te
with none but d ifappo inted authors, l ike
m yfelf, who pra ifed , deplored, and de
fpifed each other . The fa t isfa étion we
found
The V I CAR of WAKEFI ELD . 1 1
found in every celebrated writer’ s a t
tempts,was inverfely as their merits . I
found that no genius in another could
pleafe me . My unfortunate paradoxeshad entirely dried up that fou rce of com
fort . I could neither read nor write
with fa t isfa étion ; for excellence in an
other was my averfion,and writing was
my trade .
In the m idf’c of thefe gloomy reflec
tions,as I was one day fitting on a bench
in St . James’ s park, a young gentleman
of diftinét ion, who had been my inti
mate acquaintance a t the univerfity, ap
proached me . We fa lu ted each other
with fome hefi t a t ion,he a lm oft afham ed
of being known to one who made fo
fhabby an appearance , and I afraid of a
repu lfe . But my fu fp icions foon va
nifhed ; for Ned Thornhill was at the
bottom a very good- natured fellow .
What
1 2 The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
What did vou fay, George ? inter
ru pted I . Thornhill,wa s not that his
name ? It can certainly be no other than
my landlord .
”Blefs me
,
” cried
Mrs . Arnold, “ is Mr . Thornhill fo
near a neighbour of yours ? He has
long been a friend in our family,and we
expect a vifit from him fhortly .
My fi iend ’s firft care, continued my
fon,was to alter my appearance by a
very fine fuit of his own cloa ths,and
then I was admitted to his table upon
the footing of half- fi iend,half- under
ling . My bufinefs was to attend him at
auctions,to put him in fp irits when he
fate for his picture,to take the left hand
in his chariot when not fil led by another,
and to affift at tattering a kip,as the
phra fe was, when we had a mind for a
frolic . Befide this,I had twenty other l ittle
employments in the family . I was to do
many fm a ll things without bidding ; to
carry the cork fcrew; to fi and godfatherto
The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D . 1 3
to all the butler’ s children ; to fingwhen I was bid to be never ou t of hu
mour ; always to be humble, and , if I
could,to be happy .
In this honourable poft,however
,I was
not without a rival . A captain of ma
rines,who feem ed formed for the place
by nature,oppofed me in my patron
’ s
affections . His mother had been laundrefsto a man of quality
,and thus he early
acquired a tafi e for pimping and pedi
gree . As this gentleman made it the flu
dy of his l ife to be acquainted with lords,
though he was d ifm iffed from fevera l for
his fiu p idity ; yet he found many of themwho permitted his a ffi du it ies
,being as
dull as him felf. As flattery was his trade,
he pra ét ifed i t with the eafi eft addrefs
imaginable but it came au kwa rd and{t iff from me and as every day my pa
tron ’s defire of flattery encreafed,fo eve
ry hour being better acquainted with his
defects,I became more unwilling to give
It .
14. The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
i t. Thus I was once more fairly going
to give up the field to the captain,when
my friend found occafion fo r my a ffif
tance . This was nothing lefs than to fight
a duel for him ,with a gentleman whofe
filter it was pretended he had u fed ill . I
readily complied with his requ eft, and
tho’ I fee you are difpleafed at my conduct ,yet as i t was a debt indifpenfably due tofr iendfhip , I could not refu fe . I under
took the affair,d ifa rm ed my antagoni ft,
and foon after had the pleafu re of find
ing that the lady was only a woman of
the town,and the fellow her bully and
a fh arper . This piece of fervice was re
paid with thewa rm eft profeffi ons of gra
t itu de ; but as my friend was to leave
town in a fewdays,he knew no other
method to ferve me,but by recommend
ing me to his uncle Sir William Thorn
hill,and another nobleman of great d if
tinction,who enj oyed a poft under the
government . When he was gone,my
firft care was to carry his recom m enda
tory
1 6 The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
As the doors of the nobil ity are a lm oft
ever befe t with beggars,all ready to
thru ft in fome fly petition , I found it noeafy matter to gain admittance . However
,after bribing the fervants with half
my worldly fortune,I was at laft fhewn
into a fpa ciou s apartment , my letter b
ing previou fly fent up for his lordfhip’
s
infpe ét ion. During this anxious interval
I had full time to look round me . Eve
ry thing was grand, and of happy con
trivance : the paintings,the furniture
,
the gildings,petrified me with awe
,and
ra ifed my idea of the owner. Ah,
thought I to m yfelf, how very great m u ft
he pofl'
effor of all thefe things be,who
ies in his head the bu finefs of the
and whofe hou fe d ifplays half thei t h of a kingdom : fure his genius m u tt
hibe unfathomable ' During thefe awfult iné fleétions I heard a ftep come heavily
goveward . Ah,this is the great man him
firft C No,i t was only a chambermaid .
her foot was heard foon after . This
m u ft
The V I CAR of WAK h '
q ELD , 1 9
m u ft be He ! No , i t was only fiom if’
e of
man ’s valet de cham bre . At la lt t hey
lordfh ip actually made his appearance .
Are y ou ,cried he
,the bearer of this
here letter ? I anfwered with a bow. I
learn by this,continued he
,as howthat
But j u ft at that inftant a fervant delivered
him a card,and without taking farther no
tice,he went ou t of the room,
and left me
to digeft my ownhappinefs at le ifu re . I fawno more of him
,til l told by a footman
that his lordfhip was going to his coach
at the door . Down I immediately fo l
lowed,and j oined my voice to that of
three or four more,who came
,l ike me
,
to petition for favours . His lordfh ip ,however, went too fa ft for us, and was
gaining his Chariot doo r with large ftri
des,when I hallowed ou t to know if I was
to have any reply. He was by this t ime
got in , and muttered an anfwer, half of
which only I heard,the other half was
loft in the rattl ing of his chariot wheels .
I ftood for fome t ime with my neck
ftre tched
1 6 T’
ed out,in the poftu re of one that
A
! as l i ftening to ca tch the glorious founds,til l looking round me
,I found m yfe lf
alone at his lordfh ip’
s gate .
My patience,continued my fon
,
“was
now quite exhau fted : ftung with the
thou fan‘
d indignities I had met with,
I
was will ing to ca ft m yfe lf away, and o h
ly wanted the gulph to receive me . I
regarded m yfelf as one of thofe vi le
things that nature defigned fhou ld be
thrown by into her lumber room,there
to perifh in unpitied obfcu rity . I had
ftill,however
,half a guinea left
,and of
that I thought fortune herfelf fhou ld not
deprive me : but in order to be fa re of this,
I was refo lved to go inftantly and fpend i t
while I had it,and then tru ft to occur
rences for the reft. As I was going
along with this refolu t ion, it happened
that Mr . Cripfe’
s office feem ed invitingly
open to give me a welcome reception . In
this office Mr . Cripfe kindly offers all his
ma
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The V I CAR of WAK EF I EL D . 1 9
m ajefty’
s fubj e éts a generous prom ife of
30 l . a year, for which prom ife all they
give in return is their l iberty for l ife,and
perm ifii on to let him tranfport them to
America as flaves . I was happy at find
ing a place where I could lofe my fears
in defpera t ion, and therefore entered this
cell ; for it had the appearance of one ,being dark
,damp
,and dirty . Here I
found a number of poor creatures,all in
circum ftances l ike m yfe lf, expect ing the
arrival of Mr. Cripfe , prefent ing a
true epitome of Englifh impatience .
Each untractable foul at variance withfortune
,wreaked her inj uries on their
own hearts : but Mr . Cripfe at laft came
down,and all ou r murmurs were bu fh
ed . He deigned to regard me with an air
ofpeculiar approbation,and indeed hewas
( 6
the firft man who for a m onth pa ft talked to me with fm i les . After a fewqu eft ions
,he found I was fit for every thing
‘ in the world . He pau fed a while upon
the propereft means of providing for me ,and
20 The V I CAR of WAKEF I ELD .
and flapping his forehead,as if he had
found it,affured me
,that there was at
that time an em baffy talked of from the
fynod of Penfylvania to the ChickafawIndians
,and that he would u fe his inte
reft to get me made fecreta ry. I knewin my ownheart that the fellow lied
,and
yet his prom ife gave me pleafu re , there
was fom e thing fo magnificent in the
found . I fairly,therefore
,divided m y
half guinea,one half of which went to
be added to his thirty thou fand pound,andwith the other half I refo lved to goto the next tavern
,to be there more
happy than he .
As I was going out with that refo lu t ion,
I was met at the door by the captain of
a fh ip , with whom I had formerly fome
little acquaintance,and he agreed to be
my companion over a bowl of punch .
As I never chofe to make a fecre t of mycircum ftances
,he affu red me that I wa s
upon the very point of ruin,in l iftening
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The V I CAR of WAK EF I EL D . 2 1
to the office - keepe r’ s prom ife s ; for that
he only defigned to fel l me to the plan
ta t ions . But,continued he
,I fancy you
might,by a much fh orter voyage, be ve
ry eafily put into a genteel way of bread .
Take my advice . My fhip fails to—mor
rowfor Am fterdam What if you go in
her as a paffenger ? The moment you
land all you have to do is to teach the
Dutchmen Englifh , and I’l l warrant
you’ l l get pupils and money enough . I
fu ppofe you underftand Englifh,added
he,by this time
,or the deuce Is In It . I
confidently affu red him of that but ex
preffed a doubt whether the Dutch would
be will ing to learn Englifh . He affirmed
with an oath that they were fond of i t to
d iftra étion and upon that affirmation I
agreed with his propofa l, and embarked
the next day to teach the Dutch Englifh
in Holland . The wind was fair,our
voyage fhort,and after having paid my
pafl’
age with half my moveables , I foundm yfelf, fallen as if from the fl<ies , a
ftranger
2 2 The VI CAR of WAKEF I ELD .
ftranger in one of the principal ftreets of
Am fterdam In this fitu a t ion I was un
will ing to let any time pafs unemployed
in teaching . I addreffed m yfelf there
fore to two or three of those I met,whofeappearance feem ed m oft prom ifing ; but
it was im pofii ble to make ou rfelves m u
tu a lly underftood . It was not ti ll this
very moment I recollected,that in order
to teach Dutchmen Englifh, i t was necef
fary that they fhou ld firft teach me Dutch .
How I came to overlook fo obvious an
obj ection , is to me amazing ; but certain
it is I overlooked it .
This fchem e thus blown up,I had
fome thoughts of fairly fhipping back
to England again ; but happening into
company with an Irifh ftu dent,who wa s
returning from Louvain,ou r converfa t ion
turning upon topics of l iterature, (for
by the way it ‘ may be obferved, that I
always forgot the m eannefs of my circum ftances when I could converfe upon
fu ch
24 The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
convince him,by turning a part of any
Greek author he fhou ld fix upon into Latin . F inding me perfeét lv earneft in my
prOpofa l, he addreffed me thus : ! ou fee
me,young man
,continued he
,I never
learned Greek,and I don ’t find that I
ever miffed it . I have had a doctor’ s capand gown without Greek : I have ten
thou fand florins a year without Greek
and I eat heartily without Greek . In
fhort, continued he, I don
’t know Greek,
and I do not believe there is any u fe
in it .
Iwa s now too fa r from home to thinkof returning ; fo I refolved to go for
ward . I had fome knowledge of m u fi c,
with a tolerable voice,and now turned
what was once my am u fem ent into a prefent means of bare fubfiftence I paffedamong the harm lefs peafants of Flanders,and among fu ch‘
of the French as were
poor enough to be very merry ; for I
ever
The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D . 25
ever found them fprightly in proportion
to their wants . Whenever I approached
a peafant’
s hou fe towards night- fall,I
played one of my m oft merry tunes,
and that procured me not only a lodging,
but fubfiftence for the next day. I
once or twice attempted to play for people
offafh ion but they fti ll thought my per
form ance odious,and never rewarded me
even with a trifle . This was to me the
more extraordinary,as whenever I u fed
formerly to play for company,when
playing was my am u fem ent,my m ufic
never failed to throw them into raptures .and the ladies efpecia lly ; but as it was
now my only means,i t was received with
contempt : a proof how ready the world
is to under rate thofe ta lents which a man
lives by.
In this manner I proceeded to Paris,
with no defignbut ju ft to look about me,and then to go forward . The people of
VOL . I I . C Paris
2 6 The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
Paris are much fonder of ftrangers thathave money
,than of thofe that have
wit . You may imagine then,as I could
no t boaft much of either,that I was no
great favourite . After I had walked
about the town four or five days,and
feen the ou tfides of the beft hou fes, I
was preparing to leave this retreat of ve
nal hofp ita lity, when pafling through one
of the principal ftreets,whom fhou ld I
meet but our cou fin,to whom y ou firft
recommended me . This meeting was
very agreeable to me,and I bel ieve not
difpleafing to him . He enqu ired into
the nature of my j ourney to Paris,and informed me of his bufinefs there
,
which was to collect pictures,medals
,in
t aglios, and antiques of all kinds, for a
gentleman in London,who had ju lt ftept
into t afte and a large fortune . Iwa s ftillmore fu rprifed at feeing our cou finpitch
ed upon for this office, as him felf had
often affu red me he knew nothing of the
matter .
The V I CAR of WAK EF I EL D . 2 7
matter. Upon my afking how he had
been taught the art of a connofcento fo
very fuddenly, he affu red me that no
thing was more eafy. The whole fecret
confifted in a ftr iét adherence to two rules
the one always to obferve , that the pic
ture might have been better if the pain
ter had taken more pains ; and the other,to pra ife the works of Pietro Perug ino .
But,fays he, as I once taught you how
to be an author in London,I ’ l l now
undertake to inftru é t you in the art of
picture buying at Paris .
With this propofa l I very readily
clofed , as it was a l iving, and now al l
my ambition was to l ive . I went there
fore to his lodgings,improved my drefs
by his affi ftance,and after fome time
,
accompanied him to auctions of pictures,
where the Englifh gentry were expectedto be pu rchafers . Iwa s not a l ittle fu rprifed at his intimacy with people of the
C 2 beft
28 The VICAR of WAKEF I EL D .
beft fa fhion,who referred them fe lves to
his j udgment upon every picture or medal
,as to an unerring ftanda rd of t afte .
He made very good u fe of my afli ftance
upon thefe occafions ; for when afked
his opinion,he would gravely take me a
fide,and a fk mine
,fhrug, look wife, t e
turn,and affure the company
,that he
could give no opinion upon an affair of
fo much importance . Yet there was
fom et im es an o ccafion for a more fupported aflu rance . I remember to havefeen him
,after giving his opinion that
the colouring of a picture wa s not mellow enough
,very del iberately take a
bru fh with brown varnifh,that was acci
dentally lying in the place,and rub it
over the piece with great com pofu re before all the company
,and then afk if he
had not improved the t ints .
When he had finifh ed his com m iffi on
in Paris,he left me ftrongly recommend
Cd
The VI CAR of WAK EFI E L D . 29
ed to fevera l men ofd iftinétion, as a perfon
very proper for a travelling tutor ; and I
was after fome time employed in that capa
city by a gentleman who brought his ward
to Paris,in order to fet him forward on
his tour through Europe . I was to be
the young gentleman ’s governor,with
this inj unct ion,that he fhou ld always be
permitted to direct him fe lf. My pupi l
in fact underftood the art of guiding i n
money concerns much better than me .
He was heir to a fortune of about two
hundred thou fand pounds,left him by
an uncle in the Weft Indies ; and his
guardians,to qual ify him for the ma
nagem ent of i t,had bound him appren
tice to an attorney. Thus avarice was
his prevailing pafli on: all his qu eftions
on the road were how money might be
faved , which was the leaft expenfive
cou rfe of travel ; whether any thing could
be bought that would turn to accountwhen d ifpofed of again in London .
C 3 Such
30 The V I CAR of WAKEFI ELD .
Such cu riofit ies on the way as cou ld be
feen for nothing he was ready enough to
look at but if the fight was to be paid
for,he u fu a lly afferted that he had been
told it was not worth feeing . He never
paid a bill,that he would not obferve
,
how amazingly expenfive travelling was,and all this though he was not yet come
to the age of twenty- one . When arrived
at Leghorn,as we took a walk to look
at the port and fhipping, he enquired
the expence of the paffage by fea home
to England . This he was informed was
but a trifle,compared to his returning
by land,he was therefore unable to
withftand the temptation fo paying me
the fm a ll part of my fala ry that was
then due,he took leave
,and embark
ed with only one attendant for Lon
don .
I now therefore was left once more u pon the world a t large
,but then it was
(C a
32 The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
name for freedom ; and that no man is
fo fond of freedom him fe lf that he would
not chufe to fubject the will of fome in
dividu a ls of fociety to his own .
Upon my arrival in England,I refo lv
ed to pay my refpefts firft to you ,and
then to enlift as a volunteer in the firft
expedition that was fent out ; but on
my journey down my refolu t ions were
changed,by meeting an o ld a cqu a intace ,
who I found belonged to a company of
comedians,that were going to make a
fum m er campaign -in the country. The
company feem ed not much to d ifapproveof me for an affocia te They all
,how
ever,apprized me of the importance of
the t afk at which I aimed that the pub
lic was a many headed m onfter,and that
only fu ch as had very good heads could
pleafe it : that act ing was not to be learnt
in a day and that without fome traditi
onal fhrugs, which had been on“the
ftage ,
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ftage , and only on the ftage , thefe hun
dred years,I could never pretend to
pleafe . The next diffi culty was in fit
ting me with parts,as a lm oft every cha
ra éter was in keeping . I was driven for
fome t ime from one character to another,
til l at laft Horatio was fixed upon,which
the prefence of the prefent company
happily hindered me from acting .
CH A P .
v am m m m m m m m wm om eooooowooeoooob om m ooooooooom ocoo
C H A P . II .
The fhort continuance of fi' iendfli ip a
m ongft the vicious, which is coeval only
with mutual fa t isfa étion.
Y fon ’s account was too long to be
del ivered at once,the firft part of
it was begun that night,and he was conclu
ding the reft after dinner the next day,when
the appearance of Mr . Thornb i ll ’s equi
page at the door feem ed to make a
pau fe in the general fa t isfa étion. The but
ler,who was nowbecome my friend in the
family,informed me with a whifper, that
the ’Squire had already made fome over
ture s to M ifs Wilmot, and that her aunt
and uncle feem ed highly to approve the
match .
36 The VICAR of WAKEF I E L D .
match . Upon Mr . Thornb il l ’s entering,
he feem ed, at feeing my fon and me, to
ftart back ; but I readily imputed that tofu rpriz e , and not d ifpleafu re . However
,
upon our advancing to fa lu te him,he re
turned our greeting wi th the m oft appa
rent candour ; and after a fhort time , his
prefence feem ed only to encreafe the general good humour .
After tea he called me afide, to enqu ireafter my daughter ; but upon my informinghim that my enquiry was unfu ccefsfu l
,he
feem ed greatly fu rprifed ; adding , that he
had been fince frequently at my house,in
order to comfort the reft of my family,
whom he left perfect ly well . He then
a fk ed if I had communicated her m isfor
tune to M ifs Wilmot , or my fon ; and uponmy replying that I had not told them a s
yet,he greatly approved my prudence and
precaution,defiring me by all means to
keep it a fecre t ° For at heft, cried he ,it is but divulging one ’s own infamy ;
and
The VI CAR of WAK EF I EL D . 37
and perhaps M ifs Livy may no t be fo
guilty as we all imagine .” We were herei nterrupted by a fervant
,who came to afk
t he’Squire in
,to ftand up at country dances ;
fo that he left me quite pleafed with the int ereft he feem ed to take in my concerns . Hisa ddreffes
,however
,to M ifsWilmot
,were too
o bvious to be m iftaken ; and yet fhe feem ed
not perfect ly pleafed, but bore them rather in
compliance to the will of her aunt,than
from real inclination . I had even the fatis
facti on to fee her lavifh fome kind looks
u pon my unfortunate fon,which the other
could neither extort by his fortune nor af
fi du ity. Mr. Thornhill ’s feem ing com pofu re
however,not a little fu rprifed me : we had
now continued here a week,at the preffing
inftances of Mr . Arnold but each day themore tendernefs M ifs Wilmot fh ewed myfon
,Mr . Thornb i ll ’s friendfhip feem ed pro
port ionably to encreafe for him .
38 The V I CAR of WAKEF I ELD .
He had formerly made us the m oft kind
a ffu rances of u fing his int ereft to ferve the
family ; but now his generofity was not con
fined to prom ifes alone : the morning I de
figned for mydeparture,Mr . Thornhill came
tomewith looks ofreal pleafu re to inform me
of a piece of fe tvice he had done for his
fr iend George . This was nothing lefs than his
having procured him an enfign’
s com m ifli on
in one of the regiments that was going tothe Weft Indies
,for which he had prom ifed
but one hundred pounds,his intereft having
been fu fli cient to get an abatement of the
other two . As for this trifling piece of
fervice,
” continued the young gentleman,
I defire no other reward but the pleafu reof having ferved my friend ; and as for
the hundred pound to be paid,if you are
unable to t aife it you rfelves, I will advance
it,and you fha ll repay me at your le ifu re .
”
This was a favour we wanted words to ex
prefs ou r fenfe of : I readily therefore
gave my bond for the money, and teftified
as
40 The VICAR of WAKEFI EL D
him in all but his misfortunes,if i t
was a misfortune to die with Lord Falkland . Go
,my boy
,and if you fall
,
tho’ d iftant,expofed and unwept by thofe
that love you,the m oft precious tears are
thofe with which heaven bedews the un
buried head of a fo ldier .
The next morning I took leave of the
good family,that had been kind enough to
entertain me fo long. not without fevera l
expreffi ons of gratitude to Mr . Thornhillfor his late bounty . I left them in the eh
j oym ent of all that happinefs which afli u
ence and good breeding procure,and re
turned towards home,defpa iring of ever
finding my daughter more,but fending a
figh to heaven to fpare and to forgive her.
I was now com e within about twenty miles
of home,having hired an horfe to carry
me . as I was yet but weak, and comforted
m yfelf with the hopes of foon feeing allI held deareft upon earth . But the night
com
The VICAR of WAK EF I EL D .
coming on,I put up at a l ittle publ ic- hou fe
by the road- fide,and afked for the land
lord’s company over a pint of wine . We
fate befide his kitchen fire,which was the
beft room in the hou fe,and chatted on po
lit ics and the news of the country . We
happened,among other topics
,to talk of
young ’Squire Thornhill,whom the hoft af
fured mewas hated as much as an uncle ofhis,who fom et im es came down to the country,was loved . He went on to obferve
,that he
made it his whole ftu dy to betray the daugh
ters of fu ch as received h im to their hou fes,and after a fortnight or three weeks poffefi i on,he turned them ou t unrewarded and aban
dou ed to the world . As we continued ou r
d ifcou rfe in this manner,his wife
,who had
been ou t to get change,returned
,and per
ce iving that her hu fband was enj oying a
pleafu re in which fhe was no t a fha rer, fhe
aflced him,in an angry tone
,what he did
there,to which he only replied in an ironi
cal way,by drinking her health . Mr.
Sym
The VI CAR of WAKEF I E L D .
Symmonds,cried fhe
,you u fe me
very ill,and I ’ ll bear it no longer . Here
three parts of the bu finefs is left for me
to do,and the fourth left unfinifhed ;
while you do nothing but foak with the
guefts all day long, whereas if a fpoon
fu l of l iquor were to cure me of a fever,I never touch a drop .
” I now found
what fhe would be at,and immediately
poured her ou t a glafs, which fhe received
with a cu rtefy, and drinking towards my
good health,Sir
,refum ed fhe
,
“i t i s
not fo much for the value of the l iquor
I am angry,but one cannot help it
,
when the hou fe is going ou t of the win
dows . If the cu ftom ers or gu efts are to
be dunned,all the burthen lies upon my
back,he ’d as lief eat that glafs as budge
after them him felf. There now above
fta irs,we have a young woman who
has come to take up her lodgingshere
,and I don ’t believe fhe has got any
money by her over- civility. I am certain
{he
The V I CAR of WAK EFI EL D . 43
fhe is very flow of payment and I wifhfhe were put in mind of it . What
fignifies minding her,” cried the hoft
,
if fhe be flow,fhe is fure .” I don
’
t
know that,
” repl ied the wife ;“but I know
that I am fure fhe has been here a fort
night,and we have not yet feen the crofs
of her money . I fuppofe , m y
dear,cried he we fha ll have it all
in a lump .
” In a lump !” cried the
other, I hope we may get it any way ; and
that I am refolved we fha ll this very
night , or out fh e tramps,bag and bag
gage .”
the hu fb and,
fhe i s a gentlewoman,and
deferves more refpect .
”As for the
matter of that,
” returned the hoftefs,gentle or fimple
,ou t fhe fha ll pack with
Confider, my dear,” cried
a faffa rara . Gentry may be good things
where they take but for my part I ne
ver fawmuch good of them at the fignofthe Harrow .
-Thus faying,fhe ran up a
narrow flight offta irs,that went from the kit
chen
44 The VICAR of WAKEF I ELD .
chen to a room oven-head,and I foon perce iv
ed by the lou dnefs of her voice, and the bit
t ernefs of her reproaches, that no money wasto be had from her lodger . I could hear her
rem onftrances very diftinctly : Out I fay,pack ou t this moment
,tramp thou infa
mous ftrum pet , or I’ ll give thee a mark
thou won ’t be the better for this three
months . What ! you trumpery, to come
and take up an honeft hou fe,without
crofs or coin to blefs you rfelfwith ; come
along I fay. O dear madam,
”
cried the ftranger, pity me,pity a poor
abandoned creature for one night,and
deathwil l foon do the reft I inftantly knew the voice of my poor ruined child
Olivia . I flew to her refcu e,while the woman
was dragging her along by the hair,and
caught the dear forlorn wretch in my
arms . Welcome,any way welcome
,
my deareft loft one , my treafu re , to your
poor old father’s bofom . Tho’ the vici
ou s forfake thee,there is yet one in the
world
The VI CAR of WAK EF I EL D . 45
world that will never forfake thee ; tho’
thou hadft ten thou fand crimes to an
fwer for,he will forget them all .”
O my own dear— for minutes fhe could
no more my own deareft good papa !Could angels be kinder ! How do I de
ferve fo much ! The villain , I hate him
and m yfelf, to be a reproach to fu ch good
nefs . You can ’t forgive me . I knowYes
,my child
,fromyou cannot .
my heart I do forgive thee ! Only re
pent,and we both fha ll yet be happy.
We fha ll fee many pleafant days yet, my
Olivia !” Ah ! never,fir
,never.
The reft ofmy wretched l ife m u ft be in
famy abroad and fham e at home . But,
alas ! papa, you look much paler than
you u fed to do . Could fu ch a thing as
I am give you fo much uneafinefs ? Sureyou have too muchwifdom to take them iferies of my guil t upon you rfe lf.
”
Ourwifdom ,young woman
,
” repl ied I .
Ah,why fo cold a name, papa ?
”
cried ;
46 The VI CAR of WAKEF I ELD .
cried fhe . This is the firft time you ever
called me by fo cold a name . Iafk pardon
,my darling
,
” returned I ;but I was going to obferve
,that wifdom
makes but a flow defence aga inft trou
ble,though at laft a fure one .
”
The landlady now returned to know
i f we did not chufe a more genteel
apartment,to which affent ing, we were
fhewn a room,where we could converfe
more freely . After we had talked ou rfelves
into fome degree of tranquill ity,I could
no t avoid defiring fome account of the gradations that led to her prefent wretched fi
t u a t ion. That villain,
fir,faid fhe
,
fi'
om the firft day of our meeting made me
honourable,though private
, propofa ls .
”
Villain indeed,cried I and yet it
in fome m eafu re fu rpriz es me, how a
perfon of Mr . Bu rchell ’s good fenfe and
feem ing honour could be gui lty of fu chdeliberate bafenefs and thus ftep into a
family to undo it . My
48 The V I CAR of WAK EF I EL D .
! ou amaze me, my dear, cried I ;but nowI find my firft fu fpicions ofMr .Thornhill
’
s bafenefs were too well
grounded : but he can triumph in fecu
rity ; for he is rich and we are poor .
But tell me , my child, fure it was no
fm a ll temptation that could thus oblite
rate all the im prefli ons of fu ch an edu
cation,and fo virtuous a d ifpofit ion a s
thine .”
Indeed,Sir
,repl ied fhe
,he owes all
his triumph to the defire I had of makinghim
,and not m yfelf, happy . I knew
that the ceremony of ou r marriage,which
was privately performed by a popifh
prieft, was no way binding, and that I
had nothing to tru ft to but his honour .
What,
” interrupted I,and were you
indeed married by a prieft, and in or
ders
plied fh e,though we were both fworn to
Why then,my
child,
“Indeed,Sir
,we were
,
”t e
conceal his name .”
The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D . 49
child, come to my arms again , and now
you are a thou fand times more welcome
than before ; for you are nowhis wifeto all intents and pu rpofes ; nor can all
the laws of man,tho ’ written upon tables
of adamant,leffen the force of that fa
cred
Alas,Papa
,repl ied fhe
,you are
but lit tle acquainted with his villainies °
he has been married already,by the
fame prieft, to fix or eight wives more ,whom
,l ike me
,he has deceived and
abandonedf’
Has he fo ?” cried I,then we m u ft hang
the prieft, and you fha ll inform aga inft him
to—morrow.
” But Sir,
” returned fhe ,will that be right
,when I am fworn to fe
crecy ? My dear,
”I replied, if you
have made fu ch a pr,
om ife,I cannot
,norwill
not,tempt you to break it . Even tho’ it
may benefit the public,
‘
you m u ft not in
form aga inft him . In all human inftitu
VOL . I I . D tions
50 The VI CAR of WAKEFI ELD .
tions a fm a ller evil is allowed to procure
a greater good ; as in politics, a province
may be given away to fecu re a kingdom ;in medicine
,a l imb may be lopt off
, to
preferve the body . But in religion the
law is written,and inflexible
,never to do
evil . And this law,my child
,is right
for o therwife,if we commit a fm a ller
evil,to procure a greater good
,certain
guilt would be t hus incurred“;in expec
t a t ion of contingent advantage . And
though the advantage fhou ld certainlyfollow
,yet the interval between com m if
fion and advantage,which is allowed to
be guilty,may be that in which we are
called away to anfwer for the things wehave done
,and the volume of human
act ions is clofed for ever . But I interrupt
you,my dear
,go on.
”
The very next morning,continued
fhe,
“I found what l ittle expectations Iwasto have from his fincerity . That very
morn
The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D . 51
morning he introduced me to two un
happy women more,whom
,l ike me,
he had deceived,but who l ived ‘ in con
tented proftitu t ion. I loved him too ten
derly to bear fu ch rivals in his affect ions,and ftrove to forget my infamy in a tu
mult of ple afu res . With this view, I
danced, dreffed , and talked ; but ftill
was unhappy. The gentlemen who
vifited there told me every moment of
the power of my charms,and this only
contributed to encreafe my melancholy,as I had thrown all their power
quite away . Thus each day,
I grew
more penfive , and he more infolent , tillat laft the m onfter had the affu rance to
offer me to a young Baronet of his a c
quaintance . Need I defcribe , Sir, how
his ingratitude ftung me . My an
fwer to this propofa l was a lm oft mad
nefs . I defired to part . As I was go
ing he offered me a pu rfe ; but I flung it
at him with Indignation,and bu rft from
D 2 him
52 The VI CAR of WAKEFI E LD .
him in a rage,that for a while kept me
infenfible of the m iferies of my fitu a t ion.
But I foon looked round me,and faw
m yfelf a vile, abj ect, guilty thing, with
ou t one friend in the world to apply to .
Ju ft in that interval, a ftage- coach
happening to pafs by, I took a place,it being my only aim to be driven at a
c‘ d iftance from a wretch I defp ifed
and detefted . I was fe t down here ,where
,fince my arrival
,my own anxiety
,
and this woman’s unk indnefs,have been
my only companions . The hours of
pleafu re that I have paffed with my
mamma and fifter nowgrow painful tome . Their forrows are much ; but mineis greater than theirs ; for mine is guilt
and infamy .
Have patience,my child
,cried I
and I hope things will yet be better.
Take fome repofe to- night, and to- m or
row
The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D . 53
row I ’ll carry you home to your mother
and the reft of the family, from whom
you wil l receive a kind reception . Poor
woman,this has gone to her heart : but
fhe loves you ftill, Olivia,’ and will
get it .”
C H A P.
56 The VI CAR of WAKEF I E LD .
my affections,and that during my life,
which yet might be long,fhe might depend
upon a guardian and an inftructor . I armed
her aga inft the cenfu res of the world, fhewed her that books were fweet unreproaching companions to the m iferable
,and that
if they could not bring us to enj oy life,
they would teach us to endure it .
The hired horfe that we rode was to be
put up that night at an inn by the way,
within about five miles from my hou fe,and
as I was willing to prepare my family for
my daughter ’s reception,I determined to
leave her that night at the inn, and to come
for her,accompanied by my daughter So
phia,early the next morning . It was night
before we reached our appointed ftage
however,after feeing her provided with a
decent apartment,and having ordered the
hoftefs to prepare proper refrefhm ents,I
k iffed her,and proceeded towards home .
My heart caught new fenfa t ions of pleafu re
the
The VI CAR of WAKEFI EL D . 57
the nearer I approached that peacefu l
m anfion. As a bird that has been fright
ed fi om its neft,my affect ions out-went
my hafte,and hovered round my little fire
fide,with all the rapture of expectation . I
called up the many fond things I had to
fay, and anticipated the welcome I was to
receive . I already felt my wife ’s tender em
brace,and fm iled at the j oy of my little
ones . -As I walked but flowly, the nightwarned apace . The labourers of the day
were all retired to reft ; the lights were ou tin every cottage ; no founds were heard but
of the fhrilling cock, and the deep- mouthed
watch—dog,at hollow diftance . I approach
ed my little abode of pleafu re , and before
I was within a furlong of the place,our
honeft m aftiff came running to welcome
me .
It was now near mid- night that I came
to knock at my door : all was ftill and fi
lent : my heart dilated with unutterable hap
D 5 pinefs ,
58 The VI CAR of WAKEF I ELD .
pinefs, when, to my amazem ent, the houfe
was bu rfting out in a blazei
of fire,and
every appertu re was red with conflagra t ion !
I gave a loud convu lfive outcry, and fell
upon the pavement infenfible . This alarmed my fon
,who perceiving the flames
,in
ftantly waked my wife and daughter, and
all running out,naked
,and wild with ap
prehenfion, recalled me to l ife with their
angu ifh . But it was only to obj ects o f new
terror ; for the flames had,by this time
,
caught the roof of ou r dwell ing,part after
part continuing to fall in,while the family
ftood,with filent agony
,looking on
,as if
they enj oyed the blaze . I ga z ed upon them
and upon it by turns, and then looked round
me for my two little ones ; but they were not
to be seen . O m ifery ! Where,
” cried I,
where are my lit tle'
ones ?” They
are burnt to death in the flames,
”fays
my wife calmly,and I will die with
them . That moment I heard the
cry of the babes within,who were ju ft awak
ed
The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D . 59
ed by the fire and nothing could have
ftopped me . Where,where
,are my
children ?” cried I,ru fhing through the
flames,and bu rfting the door of the cham
ber in which they were confined,Where
Here,dear
papa,here we are
,cried they together,
are my little ones ?”
while the flames were ju ft catching the bedwhere they lay . I caught them both Inmy
arms,and fna tched them through the fire
as faft as poffi ble , while ju ft as I was gotou t
,the roof funk in . Now
,cried I
,
holding. up my children,now let the flames
burn on, and all my poffeffi ons perifh .
Here they are,I have faved my treafu re .
Here, my dea reft, here are ou r treafu res,and we fha ll yet be happy . We ki lfed
ou r l ittle darlings a thou fand t imes,they
clafped us round the neck , and feem ed to
fhare ou r tranfports , while their mother
laughed and wept by turns .
60 The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
I now ftood a calm fpecta tor of the
flames,and after fome time, began to per
ce ive that my arm to the fhou lder was
fcorched in a terrible manner. It was there
fore out of my power to give my fon any
affi ftance,either in attempting to fave ou r
goods,or preventing the flames fpreading
to ou r corn . By this time,the neighbours
were alarmed,and came running to ou r
affi ftance ; but all they could do was to
ftand,l ike us
,fpecta tors of the calamity.
My goods,among which were the notes
I had referved for my daughters fortunes,
were entirely confum ed, except a box, with
fome papers,that ftood in the kitchen , and
two or three thingsmore of l ittle confequ ence ,which my fon brought away in the begin
ning . The neighbours contributed,how
ever,what they could to lighten our d iftrefs .
They brought us clo a ths,and fu rnifhed one of
ou r out- hou fes with kitchen- u tenfils fo that
by day- l ight we had another,tho’ a wretched
,
dwell ing to retire to . My honeft next
neigh
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neighbour, and his children , were not the
leaft afli du ou s in providing us with every
thing neceffary, and offering what ever
confola t ion untutored benevolence could
fuggeft.
When the fears of my family had fu b
fided , cu riofity to know the cau fe of my
long ftay began to take place ; havingtherefore informed them of every particular
,
I proceeded to prepare them for the recep
tion of ou r loft one,and tho ’ we had no
thing but wretchednefs now to impart,
yet to procure her a welcome to what we
had . This tafk would have been more
diffi cult but for our recent calamity,which
had humbled my wife ’ s pride , and bluntedit by more poignant afflictions . Being una
able to go for my poor child m yfelf, as my
arm now grew very painful , I fent my fon
and daughter,who foon returned
,fupport
ing the wretched del inquent , who had not
courage to look up at her mother, whomno
6 2 The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
no inftructions of mine could perfu ade
to a perfect reconcil iation ; for women have
a much ftronger fenfe of female error than
men . Ah,madam
,
” cried her mother,
this is but a poor place you are come to
after fo much finery . My daughter So
phy and I can afford but little enter
t a inm ent to perfons who have kept com
pany only with people of diftinction.
Yes,M ifs Livy
,your poor father and I
have fu ffered very much of late ; but I
hope heaven will forgive you .— During
this reception,the unhappy vict im ftood
pale and trembling,unable to weep or to re
ply ; but I could not continue a filent fpec
tator of her d iftrefs, wherefore affum ing a
degree of feverity’
inmy voice and manner,
which was ever followed with inftant fub
m iffi on,
“I entreat,woman
,that my words
may be now marked once for all : I have
here brought you back a poor deluded
wanderer ; her return to’
du ty demands
the revival of ou r tendernefs . The
real
M m e m m w m m m ww m oom oooooooooeoom ooooooooo ooooood
C H A P . IV .
None but the guilty can be long and com
plete ly m iferable .
OME affi du itywas now required to make
our prefent abode as convenient as
pofli ble , and we were foon again qualified
to enj oy ou r former ferenity . Being dif
abled m yfelf from afli fting my fon in ou r
u fu a l occupations, I read to my family from
the fewbooks that were faved , and part icularly from fu ch, as, by am u fing the imagi
nation,contributed to eafe the heart . Our
good neighbours too came every day with
the k indeft condolence, and fixed a time in
which they were all to afli ft at repairing
my former dwelling . Honeft farmer Wi l
l iams .
66 The V I CAR of WAKEF IEL D .
l iams was not laft among thefe vifitors ;
but heartily offered his friendfhip . He
would even have renewed his addreffe s to mydaughter but fhe rej ected them in fu ch a
manner as totally repreft his future foli
citations . Her grief feem ed formed for
continuing,and fhe was the only perfon of
ou r l ittle focie ty that a week did not reftore
to chearfu lnefs . She now loft that'
un
blu fh ing innocence which once taught her
to refpect herfe lf, and to feck p leafu re by
pleafing. Anxe ity now had taken ftrong pof
fe ffi on of her mind,her beauty began to be
impaired with her conftitu t ion,and neglect
ftill more contributed to dim inifh it . Every
tender epithet beftowed on her fifter
brought a pang to her heart and a tear to
her eye ; and as one vice, tho’ cured
,a lm oft
ever plants others where it has been,fo her
former guilt,tho ’ driven out by repentance
,
left j ea lou fy and envy behind . I ftrove a
tho u fand ways to leffen her care,and even
forgot my own pain in a concern for her ’s,
col
The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D . 67
collecting fu ch am ufing paffages of hiftory,
as a ftrong memory and fome reading!could
fuggeft. Our happinefs, my dear,” I
would fay,“is in the power of one who
can bring it about a t’hou fand unforefeen
ways,that mock ou r forefight . If ex
ample be neceffary to prove this, I’l l
give you a ftory, my child, told us by a
grave,tho’ fom e t im es a romancing
,hif
torian .
Matilda was married very young to a
Neapolitan nobleman of the firft quality,and found herfelf a widow and a mother
at the age of fifteen . As fhe ftood one
day carefling her infant fon in the open
window of an apartment,which hung
over the river V o ltu rna,the child
,with
a fudden fpring, leaped from her arms
into the flood below,and difappea red in
a moment. The mother, ftru ck with in
ftant fu rpriz e , and making an effort to
fave him,plunged in after ; but, far
from
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from being able to. afli ft the infant, fhe
herfelf with great diffi cu lty efcaped to
the oppofi te fhore, ju ft when fome
French foldiers were plundering the coun
try on that fide,who immediately made
her their prifoner .
As the war was then carried on between
the French and Italianswith the u tm oft in
humanity,they were going a t once to per
pe tra te thofe two extremes, fuggefted by
appetite and cruelty . This bafe refo lu t ion,however
,was oppofed by a young offi
cer,who
,tho ’ their retreat required the
u tm oft expedition,placed her behind
him,and brought her in fafe ty to
his native city . Her beauty at firft
caught his eye,her merit foon after his
heart . They were married ; he t ofe to
the higheft pofts they l ived long toge
ther,and were happy . But the felicity
of a fo ldier can never be called perma
nent : after an interval of fevera l years,
the
The VI CAR of WAKEFI ELD . 69
the troops which he commanded having
met with a repu lfe , he was obliged to take
fhelter in the city where he had l ived
with his wife . Here they fu ffered a fi ege ,and the city at length was taken . Few
hiftories can produce more various in
ftances of cruelty,than thofe which the
French and Italians at that time exer
cifed upon each other . It was refolved
by the victors,upon this occafi on
,to
put all the French prifoners to death ;but particularly the hu fband of the un
fortunate Matilda,as he was principally
inftrum enta l in protracting the fiege .
Their determinations were,in general
,
executed a lm oft as foon as refolved u p
on . The captive foldier was led forth,
and the executioner,with his fword
,
ftood ready,while the fpecta tors in gloo
my filence awaited the fatal blow,which
was only fu fpended til l the general , who
prefided as j udge , fhou ld give the figna l .
It was in this interval of angu ifh and ex
pecta t ion
70 The V I CAR of WAKEF I ELD .
pecta t ion, that Matilda came to take herlaft farewell of her hu fband and deliverer
,
deploring her wretched fitu a t ion,and the
cruelty of fate,that had faved her from
perifh ing by a premature death in the ri
ver V o ltu rna,to be the fpecta tor of fti ll
greater calamities . The genera l ,»whowasa young man
,was ftru ck with fu rpriz e
at her beauty,and pity at her diftrefs
but with ftill ftronger emotions when he
heard her mention her former dangers.
He was her fon,the infant for whom fhe
had encounter’d fo much danger. He a c
knowledged her at once as his mother,
and fel l at her feet . The reft may be
e afi ly fu ppofed : the captive was fet free,and all the happinefs that love, friend
fhip , and duty could confer on each,were united .
”
In this manner I would attempt to am u fe
my daughter ; but fhe liftened with divided
attention ; for her own misfortunes engroffedall
7 2 The ‘V I CAR of WAKEF IE L D .
the acount ; but that he had found It 1m
poffIble to deliver the letter, which he wastherefore obliged to leave
,as Mr . Thornhill
and M ifs Wilmot were vifit ing round the
country . They were to be married,he
faid,in a fewdays
,having appeared toge
ther at church the Sunday before he was
there , in great fplendou r, the bride attendedby fix young ladies drest in white
,and he by
as many gentlemen . Their approaching
nuptials filled the whole country with t e
j o icing, and they u fu a lly rode out together
in the grandeft equipage that had been feen
in the country for many years . Al l the
friends of both families,he faid
,were
there , particularly the’Squire ’s uncle
,Sir
William Thornhill,who bore fo good
a character . He added,that nothing but
mirth and feafting were'
going forward ;that all the country pra ifed the young
bride ’s beauty,and the bridegroom’s fine
perfon,and that they were im m enfely
fond of each other ; concluding, that he
could
The VICAR of WAKEF I EL D . 73
could not help thinking Mr . Thorn
hill one of the m oft happy men in the
world .
Why let him if he can,returned
“but,my fon
,obferve this bed
of ftraw,and unfh eltering roof ; thofe
mouldering walls,and humid floor ;
m y wretched body thus d ifabled by
fire,and my children weeping round
me for bread ; you have come home,my child
,to all this
,yet here
,
even here,you fee a man that would
not for a thou fand worlds exchange fitu
a t ions . O,my children
,if you could
but learn to commune with your own
hearts,and know what noble company
vou can make them,you would little re
gard the elegance and fplendou rs of the
worthlefs . Alm oft all men have been
taught to call l ife a paffage , and them;
fe lves the travellers . The fim ilitu de
VOL . I I. E ftill
74 The VICAR of WAKEF I ELD .
fti ll may be improved when we ob
ferve that the good are j oyful and
ferene,l ike travellers that are going
towards home ; the wicked but by
intervals happy,l ike travellers that are
going into exile .
My com pafli on for my poor daught er,overpowered by this new difafter, inter
ru pted what I had farther to obferve . I
bade her mother fu pport her, and after a
fhort time fhe recovered . She appeared from
this time more calm,and I imagined had
gained a new degree of refo lu t ion : but ap
pearances deceived me ; for her tranquil ity
was the langour ofover-wrought refentm ent .
A fu pply of provifions, charitably fent us
by my kind parifh ioners , feem ed to diffu fe
chearfu lnefs am ongft the reft of the family
,nor vsa s I difpleafed at feeing them
once more fpright ly and at cafe . It
would have been unju ft to damp theirfatis
The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D . 75
fa t isfactions,merely to condole With re
folu te melancholy,or to burthen them with
a fadnefs they did not feel . Once more,therefore
,the tale went round and the
fong was demanded,and chearfu lnefs con
defcended t o hover round our l ittle habi
ta t ion.
C H A P .
C H A P. V .
Frefh calamities .
HE next morning the fun arofe with
peculiar warmth for the feafon ; fo
that we agreed to breakfaft together at the
honey—fu ckle bank where,while we
fate,my youngeft daughter, at my requ eft,
j oined her voice to the concert on the
trees about us . It was here my poor Oli
via firft met her fedu cer, and every obj ectferved to recall her fadnefs . But that me
lancholy, which is excited by obj ect s of
pleafu re , or infpired by founds of harmony,foo ths the heart inftead of corroding it .Her mother too
,upon this occafion
,felt
,a
pleafi’
ng d iftrefs , and wept, and loved her
E 3 da ugh
7 8 The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
daughter as before . DO,my pretty Oli
via, cried fhe , “let us have that l ittle
melancholy air your pappa was fo fondof
, your fifter Sophy has already obliged
us . Do child,it will pleafe your old
father.” She complied in a manner foexqu ifitely pathetic as moved me .
WHEN lovely woman ftOOps to folly,And finds too late that men betray
,
What charm can footh her melancholy,
What art can wa fh her guilt away ?
The only art her guilt to cover,
To hide her fham e from every eye,
To give repentance to her lover,
And wring his bofom — is to die .
As fhe was concluding the laft ftanz a , towhich an interruption in her voice from
forrowgave peculiar foftnefs, the appearance of Mr . Thornb il l ’s equipage at a d if
tance alarmed us all,but particularly en
creafed
80 The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
Go,cried I
,
“thou art a wretch,a
poor pitiful wretch,and every way a
lya r ; but your m eannefs fecu res you from
my anger ! Yet fir , I am defcended
from a family that would not have borne
this ! And fo,thou vile thing
,to gra
t ify a momentary paffi on, thou haft made
one poor creature wretched for l ife , and
polluted a family that had nothing bu t
honour for their portion .
If fhe or you,returned he
,are t e
folved to be m iferable,I cannot help it .
But you may ftill be happy and what
ever opinion you may have formed of
me, you fha ll ever find me ready to contribute to it . We can readily marry her
to another,and what is more
,fhe may
keep her lover befide ; for I pro teft I
fha ll ever continue to have a true regardfor her .”
The V I CAR of WAKEF I E L D . 81
I found all my pafli ons awakened at this
newdegradIng propofa l ; for though themind may often be calm under great inj u
ries,l ittle villainy can at any time get w ith
in the foul,and fting i t into rage .
Avoid my fight,thou reptile
,
” cried I,nor continue to infu lt me with thy pre
fence . Were my brave fon at home , he
would not fu ffer this ; but I am old and
difabled,and every way undone .
I find,cried he
,
“you are bent u pon obliging me to ta lk in an ha rfher
manner than I intended . But as I have
fhewn you what may be hoped from myfriendfhip , it may not be improper to
reprefent what may be the confequ ences
Of my refentm ent . My attorney, to
whom your late bond has heen transfer
red,threatens hard
,nor do I know howto
prevent the cou rfe of ju ft ice , except by
paying the money m yfe lf, which , as I
have been at fome expences lately, pre
E 5 viou s
82 The V ICAR of WAKEF I EL D .
vions to my intended marriage,i t is not fo
eafy to be done . And then my ftewardtalks of driving for the rent : i t is certain
he knows his duty ; for I never trouble
m yfelfwi th affairs ofthat nature . Yet ftillI could wifh to ferve you , and even tohave you and your daughter prefent at
my marriage,which is fhortly to be fo
lem niz ed with M ifs Wilmot it is even
the requ eft of my charming Arabella
herfelf,whom I hope you will not re
M r . Thornhi l l , replied I , “hear me
once for all : as to your marriage with
any but my daughter,that I never will
confent to and though your friendfhipcould ra ife me to a throne
, or your re
fentm ent fink me to the grave,yet
would I defp ife both . Thou haft
once wofully,irreparably
,deceived m e .
I repofed my heart upon thine honour,and have found its bafenefs Never
more
The V I CAR of WAKEF IEL D . 83
more,therefore
,expect friendfh ip from
me . Go,and poffefs what fortune has
given thee,beauty
,riches
,health
,and
ple afu re . Go,and leave me to want,
infamy, difeafe , and forrow. Yet hum
bled as I am,fhall my heart ftill vindi
cate its dignity,and though thou
,haft
my forgivenefs, thou fha lt ever have my
contempt .!
If fo,returned he
,
“depend upon
it you fha ll feel the effects of this info
lence,and we fha ll fhort ly fee which is
the fitteft obj ect of fcorn,you or me .
Upon which he departed abruptly.
Mywife and fon,who were prefent at
this interview,feem ed terrified with the ap
prehenfi on. My daughters alfo,finding
that he was gone,came ou t to be informed
of the refu lt of ou r conference,which,
when known,alarmed them not lefs than
the reft. But as to m yfelf, I difregarded
the
84 The V I CAR of WAK EFI ELD .
the u tm oft ftre tch of his malevolence : he
h ad already ftru ck the blow,and now I
ftood prepared to repel every . new ef
fort . Like one Of those inftrum ents
u fed in the art of war,which
,however
thrown,ftill prefents a point to receive the
enemy .
We foon,however
,found that he had
not threatened in vain ; for the very next
day his ftewa rd came to demand my annualrent
,which
,by the train of accidents a l
ready related,I wa s unable to pay . T he
confequ ence of my incapacity wa s his driving my. cattle that evening, and their be
ing appra ifed and fold the next day for lefs
than half their value . My wife and childrennow therefore entreated me to complyupon any terms
,rather than incur certain
deftru ction. They even begged of me to
admit his vifits once more,and u fed al l
their l ittle eloquence to paint the calami
t ies I was going to endure . The terrors of
a
The VI CAR of WAKE F I EL D . 85
a prifon, in fo rigorous a feafon as the prefent, with the danger that threatened
my health fi onI the late accident thathappened by the fire . But I continuedi nflexible .
Why,my treafu res
,cried I
,
“why
will you thus attempt to perfu ade me to
the thing that is not right ! My duty
has taught me to forg ive him ; but my
confcience will not permit me to ap
prove . Would you have me applaud to
the world what my heart m u ft internally
condemn ? Would you have me tamely
fi t down and flatter ou r infamous be
trayer and to avoid a prifon continual
ly fu ffer the more galling bonds of men
tal confinement ! No, never . If we
are to be taken from this abode , only
let us hold to the right,and wherever we
are thrown,we can ftill retire to a
charming apartment,and look round ou r
own
86 The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
own hearts with intrepidity and with
pleafu re !”
In this manner we fpent that evening .
Early the next morning,as the fnow
had fallen In great abundance in the night ,my fon was employed in clearing it away,and opening a paffage before the door .
He had not been thus engaged long,when
he came running in,with looks all pale
,to
tell us that two ftrangers , whom he knew
to be offi cers of j u ftice , were making to
wards the hou fe .
Ju ft as he fpoke they came in , and ap
proa ching the bed where I lay, after previ a
ou fly Informing me of their employment
and bufinefs , made me their prifoner, bid
ding me prepare to go with them to the
county gaol , which was eleven miles off.
My friends , faid I,
“this is fevereweather on which you have come to
take
88 The V I CAR of WAKEF I ELD .
look round at the ftrangers . In the mean
time my youngeft daughter prepared for
ou r departure,and as fhe received fevera l
hints to u fe difpa tch, in about an hour we
were ready to depart .
CHAP.
C H A P . V I .
No fitu a t ion,however wretched it feem s,
but has fome fort of comfort attending i t.
E fet forward from this peaceful
neighbourhood,and walked on
flowly . My eldeft daughter being enfee
bled by a flow fever,which had begun for
fome days to undermine her conftitu
tion,
one of the officers,who had an
horfe,kindly took her behind him ; for
even thefe men cannot entirely d iveft them
felves of humanity . My fon led one of the
l ittle ones by the hand,and my wife the
other,whi le I leaned upon my youngeft
girl,whofe tears fel l not for her own but
my d iftreffes .
90 The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
We were now got from my late dwell ing about two miles
,when we faw a
crowd running and fhou t ing behind us,confifting of about fifty of my pooreft par ifh ioners . Thefe
,with dreadful impreca
tions, foon fe iz ed upon the two officers of
j u ftice , and fwea ring they would never feetheir m inifter go to gaol while they had a
drop of blood to fhed in his defence,were
going to u fe them with great feverity . Theconfequ ence might have been fatal , had I
not immediately interpofed, and with
fome difficulty refcu ed the officers from the
hands of the enraged multitude . My children
,who looked upon my delivery now
as certain,appeared t ranfported with j oy,
and were incapable of containing their raptures . But they were foon undeceived, u pon hearing me addrefs the poor deluded
people,who came
,as they imagined, to
do me fervice .
What
The V I CAR of WAK EF I EL D . 9 1
What ! my friends, cried I , and
is this the way you love me ! Is this the
manner you obey the inftructions I have
given you from the pulpit ! Thus to fly
in the face of ju ftice , and bring downruin on you rfelves and me ! Which is
your ringleader ? Shew me the man that
has thus fedu ced y ou . As fure as he
l ives he fh a ll feel my refentm ent . Alas !
my dear deluded flock,return back to
the duty you owe to God,to your coun
try,and to me . I fha ll ye t perhaps one
day fee you in greater felicity here, and
contribute to make your l ives more hap
py . But let it at leaft be my comfort
when I pen my fold for immortal ity, that
not one here fha ll be wanting .
They nowfeem ed all repentance,and
melting into tears,came one after the other
to bid me farewell . ! I fh ook each tenderly
by the hand,and leaving them my blefling,
proceeded forward without meeting any
farther
9 2 The V I CAR of WAKEF I E L D .
farther interruption . Some hours before
night we reached the town,or rather vil
lage ; for it confi fted but of a fewmeanhou fe s
,having loft all its former opulence ,
and retaining no marks of i ts ancient fu pe
r iority but the gaol .
Upon entering,we put up at an inn
,
where we had fu ch refrefhm ents as couldm oft readily be procured
,and I fu pped with
my family with my u fu a l chearfu lnefs . Af
ter feeing them properly accommodated for
that night,I next attended the fheriff ’
s of
ficers to the prifon, which had formerly
been built for the pu rpofes of war,and
confifted of one large apartment,ftrongly
grated,and paved with ftone
,common to
both felons and debtors at certain hours in
the four and twenty . Befides this, every
prifoner had a fepara te cell , where he was
locked in for the night .
I expected upon my entrance to find no
thing but lamentations,and various founds
of
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ofm ifery ; but it was very different. The prifoners feem ed all employed in one common
defign, that of forgetting thought in merri
ment or clamour . Iwa s apprized Of the
u fu a l perqu ifit e required upon thefe occa
fions,and immediately complied with the
demand,though the l ittle money I had was
very near being all exhau fted . This was
immediately fent away for l iquor,and the
whole prifon foon was fil led with riot,
laughter,and prophanenefs .
How,cried I to m yfelf, fha ll men
fo very wicked be che arfu l, and fha ll I
be melancholy ! I feel only the fame
confinement with them,and I think I
have more reafon to be happy .
With fu ch reflect ions I laboured to become che arfu l but chearfu lnefs was never
yet produced by effort,which is i tfelf pain
fu l . As I was fi tting therefore in a corner
of the gaol,in a penfive poftu re , one of
m V
94 The V I CAR of WAKEF I ELD .
my fellow prifoners came up, and fitting
by me,entered into converfa t i
‘
on. It was
my conftant rule in l ife never to avoid the
converfa t ionof any man who feem ed to de
fire it : for if good,I m ight profit by his
inftruction if bad,he might be a ffi fted by
mine . I found this to be a knowing man,
o f ftrong unlettered fenfe but a thorough
knowledge of the world,as it is called
,or
,
more properly fpeak ing, of human nature on
the wrong fide . He a fked me if I had taken
care to provide m yfelf with a bed, which
was a circum ftance I had never once a t
tended to .
That ’s unfortunate,cried he
,as
you are allowed here nothing but ftraw,
and your apartment i s very large andcold . However you feem to be fome
thing of a gentleman, and as I have
been one m yfe lf in my time, part ofmy
bed- cloa ths are heartily at your fervice .
”
I thanked
96 The V ICAR of WAKEFI ELD .
Have I not had the pleafu re of once
feeing you at We lbridge fair, and is not
your name Ephraim Jenk infon At
this demand he only fighed .
“I fuppofeyou m u ft recollect
,
”refum ed I
,
“one
Doctor Prim rofe,from whom you bought
a horfe .
He now at once recollected me for the
gloom inefs of the place and the approach
ing night had prevented his d iftingu ifh ingYes
,Sir
,
” returnm y features before .
ed Mr . Jenkinfon,“I remember you per
fectly well I bought an horfe , but for
got to pay for him . Your neighbour
Flamborough is the only profecu tor I am
any way afraid of at the next affi z es : for
he intends to fwear pofit ive ly aga inft me
as a coiner I am heartily forry,Sir
,I
ever deceived you,or indeed any man
for you fee,continued he
,fhewing his
fha ckles,what my tricks have brought
me to .
The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D. 97
Well , fi r, replied I, your k indnefs
in offering m e a ffi ftance , when you could
expect no return,fha ll be repaid with
my endeavours to foft en o r totally fu ppt efs Mr . Flam borou gh
’
s evidence,and
I will fend my fon to him for that pur
pofe the firft opportunity ; nor do I in
the leaft doubt but he will comply with
my requ eft, and as to my own evidence ,you need be under no uneafinefs about
that .”
Well,fir
,cried he
,al l the return
I can make fhal l be yours . You fha ll
have more than half my bed- cloa ths to
night , and I’ ll take care to ftand your
friend in the prifon,where I think I
have fome influence .”
I thanked him,and could not avoid be
ing fu rprifed at the prefent youthful change
in his a fpect ; for at the time I had feen him
before he appeared at leaft fixty. Sir,”
VO L . I I . F an
98 The V ICAR of WAKEF I EL D .
anfwered he , you are l it tle acquainted
with the world ; I had at that time
fa lfe hair,and have learnt the art of
counterfeiting every age from feventeen
to feveri ty . Ah fi r , had I but beftowedhalf the pains in learning a trade
,that
I have in learning to be a fcoundrel,I
might have been a rich man at this day .
But rogue as I am,fti ll I may be your
friend,and that perhaps when you leaft
expect it .
We were now prevented from further
converfa t ion, by the arrival of the gaoler’s
fervant s, who came to cal l over the prifo
ners names,and lock up for the night .
A fellow alfo,with a bundle of ftrawfor
my bed attended,who led me along a dark
narrow paffage into a room paved l ike the
common prifon, and in one corner of this
I fpread my bed , and the cloa ths given
me by my fellow prifoner ; which done,my
“m m m wm m m m m m wm woom m wom w
C H A P. V II.
A reform ation in the gaol . To make
laws ’
com ple te , they fhou ld reward'
as
wel l as punifh .
HE next morning early I was awakenedby my family
,whom I found in tears
at my bed- fide The gloomy ftrength of
every thing about us,it feem s
,had daunted
them . I gently rebuked their forrow,af
furing them I had never flept with greater
tranquil ity,and next enquired after my
e ldeft daughter,who was no t among them .
They informed me that yefterday’
s uneafi
nefs and fatigue had encreafed her fever,
and it was j udged proper to leave her be
hind . My next care was to fend myfon to procure a room or two to lodge the
F 3 fam ily
1 02 The VI CAR of WAKEF I ELD .
family in,as near the prifonas conveniently
could be found . He obeyed ; but could only
find one apartment,which was hired at ' a
fm a ll expence , for his mother and fi fters,the gao ler with humanity confent ing to let
him and his two l ittle brothers l ie in the
prifonwith me . A bed was therefore pre
pared for them in a corner of the room,
which I thought anfwered very conveniently . I was willing however previou fly to
know whether my little children chofe to
lie in a place which feem ed to fright them
upon entrance .
Well,cried I
,my good boys
,how
do you like your bed ? I hope you are
not afraid to l ie in this room ,dark as it
appears .”
No,papa
,fays D ick
,I am
not afraid to lie any where where you
are .
1 04 The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
Having thus inftructed him,and fettled
the reft,I walked down to the common pri
fon,where I could enjoy more air and
room . But I was no t long there when the
execrations,lewdnefs
,and brutality that
invaded me on every fide,drove me back
to my apartment again . Here I fa te for
fome time,pondering upon the ftrange in
fa tu a t ionof wretches,who finding all man
kind in open arms aga inft them,were
,
however,labouring to make them felve s a
future and a tremendous enemy .
Their infenfibility excited my higheft com
paffi on, and blotted my own uneafinefs
a while from my m ind . It even appeared as
a duty incumbent upon me to attempt to
reclaim them . I refo lved therefore once
more to return,and in fp ite of their con
tempt to give them my advice,and conquer
them by”
perfeverance . Going therefore
among them again
,I informed Mr . Jenkin
fon of my defign, at which he“
laughed,
b u t
The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D . 1 05
but communicated it to the reft . The pro
pofa l was rece ived with the grea teft goodhumour
,as it prom ifed to afford a new
fund of entertainment to perfons who hadnow no other refou rce for mirth, but what
could be derived from ridicule or debau
chery.
I therefore read them a portion of the
fervice with a loud unaffected voice , and
found my audience perfectly merry upon
the Occafi on. Lewd whifpers , groans ofcontrition bu rlefqu ed, winking and cough
ing,alternately excited laughter . Howe
ver,I continued with my natural fo lem nity
to read on,fenfi ble that what I did might
amend fome,but could i tfe lf receive no
contamination from any .
After reading, I entered upon my ex
hortation , which was rather calculated at
firft to am u fe them than to reprove . I previ
ou fly obferved,that no other motive but
F 5 their
1 06 The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
their welfare could induce me to this that
I was their fellow prifoner, and now gained
nothing by preaching . I was forry,I faid
,
to hear them fo very prophane ; becau fe
they got nothing by it,but might lofe a
great deal : For be a ffu red, my friends,cried I
,
“for you are my friends,how
ever the world may d ifcla im your friend
fh ip, though you fwore twelve thou fandoaths in a day
,it would not put one
penny in your pu rfe . Then what figni
fies call ing every moment upon the de
vil,and courting his friendfhip , fince
you find how fcu rvily he u fes you .
He has given you nothing here,you
find,but a mouthful of oaths and an
empty belly ; and by the beft accounts
I have of him,he wi ll give you nothing
that ’s good hereafter.
If u fed ill in our dealings with one
man,we naturally go e lfewhere . Were
it not worth your while then, j u ft to try
how
1 08 The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
fome hopes of making a reformation here
for it had ever been m y opinion, that no
man was paft the hour of amendment , every
heart lying open to the fhafts ofreproof, if the
archer cou ld but take a proper aim . When I
had thus fa t isfied my mind,I went back to
my apartment,where my wife had prepared
a fi u ga l meal , while Mr. Jenk infon begged
leave to add his dinner to ours,and partake
of the pleafu re , as he was kind enough to
exprefs it, of my converfa t ion. He had
no t yet feen my family ; for as they came to
my apartment by a door in the narrow paffage
,already defcribed
,by this means they
avoided the common prifon. Jenk infon at
the firft interview therefore feem ed not a
little ftru ck with the beauty of my young
eft daughter,which her penfive air con
tributed to heighten,and my little ones did
not pafs unnoticed .
Alas,Doctor
,cried he
,thefe chil
dren are too handfom e and too good for
fu ch a place as this !”
The V I CAR of WAKEF I E L D . 1 09
Why,Mr. Jenk infon, replied I ,
thank heaven my children are pretty
tolerable in morals,and if they be good,
it matters l ittle for the reft.
I fanéy, fi r, returned my fe llow pri
foner,that it m u ft give you great com
fort to have this l ittle family about
you .
A comfort,Mr. Jenk infon, rep lied I ,
yes it is indeed a comfort,and I would
no t be without them for all the world ;for they can make a dungeon feem a
palace . There is bu t one way in this
l ife of wounding my happinefs, and that
i s by inj uring them .
I am afraid then,fir
,cried he
,that
l am in fome m eafu re culpable ; for I
think I fee here (looking at my fonMo
fe s) one that I have inj ured,and by
whom I wifh to be forgiven .
”
1 1 0 The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
My fon immediately recollected his voice
and features,though he had before feen
him in d ifgu ife , and taking him by the
hand,with a fm i le forgave him .
“Yet ,continued he
,
“I can ’t help wondering at
what yo u could fee in my face,’ to think
me a proper mark for deception .
!
My dear fir,returned the other
,it
was no t your face,but your white ftock
ings and the black ribband in your hair,
that allured me . But no difparagem ent
to your parts,I have deceived wifer men
than you in my time and yet,with all
my tricks,the blockheads have been
too many for me at laft .
”
I fu ppofe , cried my fon,“that the
narrative of fu ch a life as yours mult be
extremely inftru ctive and am u fing .
”
No t mu ch of either,returned Mr .
Jenk infon. Thofe relations which de“fcribe
1 1 2 The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
fchem es to deceive,and my heart pal
p ita t ing with fears of detection .
I u fed often to laugh at your honeft
fim ple neighbour Flamborough,and
one way or another generally cheated
him once a year . Yet ftill the honeft
man went forward without fu fpicion,and grew rich
,while I fti ll continued
trickfy and cunning, and was poor ,without the confo la t ion of being honeft .
However,
i cont inu ed he, “let me
know your cafe,and what has brought
you here ; perhaps though I have not
fk ill to avoid a gaol m yfelf, I may ex
trica te my friends .”
In compliance with his cu riofity, I in
formed him of the whole train Of acci
dents and follies that had plunged me
into my prefent troubles, and my utter in
ability to get free .
Afte r
The VI CAR of WAK EF I EL D . 1 1 3
After hearing my ftory, and paulingfome minutes
,he flapt h is forehead, as if
upon fom e thing material,and took his leave
,faying be would try
what could be done .
C H A P.
1 1 6 The VI CAR of WAKEF I ELD .
the giver ’s bofom ; and though the in
( C
( C
ftruction I com m unica te may not mend
them,yet it will affu redlv mend m yfe lf.
If thefe wretches,my children
,were
princes,there would be thou fands ready
to offer their m iniftry ; but, in my opini
on, the heart that is buried in a dun
geon is as precious as that feated upon a
throne . Yes,my treafu res
,if I can
mend them I will ; perhaps they will
not all defpife me . Perhaps I may
catch up even one from the gulph, and
that will be great gain for is there u pon earth a gem fo precious as the hu
man foul ?
Thus faying,I left them
,and defcended
to the common prifon, where I found the
prifoners very merry, expect ing my arrival ;and each prepared with fome gaol trick to
play upon the doctor. Thus, as I was go
ing to begin,one turned mywig awry, as
if by accident,and then afked my pardon.
A
The V ICAR of WAKEFI EL D . 1 1 7
A fecond,who ftood at fome d iftance , had
a knack of fpit ting through his teeth ,which fel l in fhowers upon my book . A
t hird would cry amen in fu ch an affected
t one as gave the reft great delight A
fourth had flily picked my pocket of my
fpecta cles . But there was one whofe trickgave more univerfa l pleafu re than all the
reft ; for obferving the manner in which I
had difpofed my books on the table before
me,he very dextroufly difplaced one of
them,and put an obfcene jeft—book of his
own in the place . However I took no not ice of all that this m ifchievou s groupe of
l ittle beings could do but went on,per
fectly fenfi ble that what wa s ridiculous inmy attempt
,would excite mirth only the
firft or fecond time,while what was feriou s
would be permanent My defign fu cceed
ed,and in lefs than fix days fome were pe
nitent,and all attentive .
1 1 8 The V I CAR of WAKEF I ELD .
It was now that I applauded my perfe
verance and addrefs, at thus giving fenfibi
l ity to wretches divefted of every moral
feeling,and nowbegan to think of doing
them temporal fervices alfo , by renderingtheir fitu a t ion fom ewhat more comfortable .Their time had hitherto been divided be
tween famine and excefs,tumultuous riot
and bitter repining . Their only employ
ment was quarrelling among ea ch other,
playing cribbage,and cutting tobacco ftop
pers . From this laft mode of idle indu f
try I took the hint of fetting fu ch as chofe
to work at cutting pegs for tobacconifts and
fhoem akers,the proper wood being bought
by a general fubfcript ion, and when manu
factu red, fold by my appointment fo that
each earned fomething every day : a trifle
indeed,bu t fu fficient to maintain him .
I did not ftop here, but inftitu ted fines
for the punifhm ent of immorality, and t ewards for peculiar indu ftry. Thus in lefs
than
1 20 The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
way to mend a fta te : nor can I avoid even
qu eftioning the validity of that right which
focia l combinations have a ffum ed of capi
tally punifhing offences of a flight nature .In cafes of murder their right is obvious
,
as it is the duty of us all,from the law of
felf- defence,to cut off that man who has
fhewn a difrega rd for the l ife of another.
Aga inft fu ch, all nature rifes in arms ; but
i t i s not fo aga inft him who ftea ls my pro
perty. Natural law gives me no right totake away his l ife
,as by that the horfe he
ftea ls i s as much his property as mine . If
then I have any right,i t m u ft be from a
compact made between us,that he who de
prives theo ther of his horfe fha ll die . But
this is a fa lfe compact ; becau fe no manhas a right to barter his l ife
,no more than
to take it away,as it is not his own . And
next the compact is inadequate,and would
be fet afide even in a court of modern
equity,as there is a great penalty for a very
trifling convenience,fince i t i s far better
that
The V I CAR of WAK EF I EL D . 1 2 1
that two men fhou ld l ive, than that one
man fhou ld ride . But a compact that is
fa lfe between two men, is equally fo be
tween an hundred, or an hundred thou
fand for as ten mi ll ions of circles can ne
ver make a fqu are , fo the united voice of
myriads cannot lend the fm a lleft founda
t ion to fa lfehood . It is thus that reafon
fpeaks, and untutored nature fays the fame
thing . Savages that are directed nearly by
natural law alone are very tender of the
l ives of each other ; they fe ldom fhed
blood but to retaliate former cruelty .
Our Saxon anceftors,fierce as they were
in war, had but fewexecutions in times ofpeace ; and in all commencing govern
ments that have the print of nature ftill
ftrong upon them,fcarce any crime is held
capital .
It is among the citiz ens of a refined
community that penal laws,which are in
VOL . 1 1 . G the
1 22 The V I CAR of WAKEF I E LD .
the hands of the rich,are laid upon the
poor . Government,while it grows older,
feem s to acquire the m orofenefs Of age ;and as if our poffefii ons were become dear
er in proportion as they increafed,as if the
more enormous our wealth,the more ex
tenfive ou r fears,our poffefli ons are paled
up with new edicts every day,and hung
round with gibbets to fcare every in
vader.
Whether is it from the number of ou r
penal laws, or the licent iou fnefs of our peo
ple,that this country fli ou ld fhewmore
convicts in a year,than half the domini
ons of Europe united ? Perhaps it is owing to both ; for they mutually produceeach other When by indifcrim ina te pe
nal laws a nation beholds the fame punifh
ment afli xed to diffim ilar degrees of guilt,from perceiving no d iftinction in the penal
ty, the people are led to lofe all fenfe of dif
tinction in the crime , and this diftinction i sthe
1 24 The V I CAR of WAKEFI ELD .
cannot amend that a man may fee his laft
crime without dying for i t and that very
l ittle blood will ferve to cement our fecurity.
CHAP.
C H A P. IX .
Happinefs and m ifery rather the refu lt of
prudence than of virtue in this l ife .
Temporal evils or fel icit ies being re
garded by heaven as things merely in
them felves trifling and unworthy its care
in the d iftribu tion.
Had now been confined more than afortnight
,but had not fince my arrival
been vifited by my dear Ol ivia,and I
greatly longed to fee her. Having com
m unica ted mywifhes to m v wife,the next
morning the poor girl entered m y apart
ment,leaning on her fifter ’s arm . The
change which I faw in her countenanceftru ck me . The num berlefs graces that once
refided there were now fled,and the hand
G 3 of
1 26 The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
of death feem ed to have molded every fea
ture to alarm me . Her temples were funk,her forehead was t enfe , and a fatal palenefs
fate upon her cheek .
I am glad to fee thee,my dear
,cri
ed I ; but why this dejection Livy ? I( C
( C
( C
hope,my love
,you have too great a re
gar d for me, to permit d ifappo intm ent
thus to undermine a l ife which I priz e
as my own. Be chearfu l child, and we
may yet fee happier days .
! ou have ever,fir
,replied fhe
,
been kind to me,and it adds to my
pain that I fha ll never have an opportu
mity of fharing that happinefs you pro
m ife . Happinefs, I fear, is no longer
referved for me here and I long to be
rid of a place where I have only found
d iftrefs . Indeed, fi r, I wifh you wouldmake a proper fu bm iffi on to Mr. Thorn
li ill
1 28 The V I CAR of WAKEF I ELD .
alone , and fhe the only one who had Of
fended me . Befide,added he
,
“I
don’t knowif it be j u ft thus to obftruct
the union of man and wife, which you
do at prefent , by refufing to confent toa match which you cannot hinder, but
may render unhappy.
”
Sir,
” repl ied I, you are unac
qu a inted with the man that oppreffes us .I am very fenfible that no fu bm iffi on
I can make could procure me libertyeven for an hour . I am told that
even in this very room a debtor of his,
no later than laft year,died for want .
But though my fu bm iffi on and ap
probation could transfer me from hence,
to the m oft beautiful apartment he is
poffeffed of yet I would grant neither, as
fom ethingwhifpers me that it would begiving a fanction to adultery. While m ydaughter l ives
,no other marriage of his
fha ll ever be legal in my eye . Werea {he
The V I CAR of WAK EF I EL D . 1 29
fhe removed,indeed
,I fhou ld be the
bafeft of men,from any refentm ent of
my own,to attempt putting afunder
thofe who wifh for an union . No, vil
lain as he is,I could then wifh him
married,to prevent the confequ ences of
his future debaucheries . But fhou ld Inot now be the molt cruel of a ll fathers,to fignan Inftrum ent which m u ft fend mychild to the grave
,merely to avoid a prifon
m yfe lf and thus to efcape one pang,break my child ’s heart with a thou fand ?”
C
He a cqu iefced in the j u ftice of this an
fwer,but could not avoid obferving,
that
he feared my daughter’ s l ife was already
too much wafted to keep me long a pri
foner . However,continued he
,though
you refu fe to fubm it to the nephew,
I hope you have no obj ections to layingyour cafe before the uncle
,who has
the ‘firft character in the kingdom for
every thing that is ju ft and good . I
G 5 would
1 30 The VI CAR of WAKEF I E L D .
would advife you to fend him a letter
by the poft,intimating all his nephew ’s
il l u fage , and m y l ife for i t that in three
days you fha ll have an anfwer I thank ’
d
him for the hint,and inftantly fe t about
complying ; but Iwanted paper, and un
luckily all ou r money had been laid ou t
that morning in provifions, however he
fupplied me .
For the three'
enfu ing days I wa s in afta te of anxiety, to know what reception
my lett er might meet with ; but in the
mean time was frequently fo licited by mywife to fubm i t to any conditions rather than
remain here,and every hour received repea
ted accounts of the decline of my daugh
ter ’s health . The third day and the fourtharrived
,but I received no anfwer to my
letter : the complaints of a ftranger aga inft
a favourite nephew,were no way likely
to!
fu cceed ; fo that thefe hopes foonvanifhed l ike all my former. My mind,
how
1 32 The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
ing by her . My fellow prifoner, fome
time after,came with the laft account . He
bade me be patient . She was dead !
The next morning he returned,
and
found me with my two l ittle ones,now m y
only companions,who were u fing all their
innocent efforts to comfort me . Theyentreated to read to me
,and bid me no t to
cry,for I was now too o ld to weep . And
i s not my fi fter an angel,now
,pappa
,
cried the eldeft,and why then are you
forry for her ? Iwifh I were an angel outof this frightful place
,if my pappa were
with me .” Yes,
” added my youngeft
darling,
“Heaven,where my fifter is
,i s
a finer place than this,and there are none
but good people there,and the people
here are very bad .
Mr . Jenk infon interupted their harm lefs! prattle
,by obferving that now my daugh
ter was no more,I fhou ld ferioufly think
of the - reft of my family, and attempt to
fave
The VI CAR of WAKEFI EL D . 1 33
fave my own life,which was every day de
c lining, for want of neceffa ries and wholefome air . He added
,that it was nowin
cumbent on me to facrifice any pride or
refentm ent of my own,to the welfare of
thofe who depended on me for fupport ;and that I was now
,both by reafon and
ju ftice , obliged to try to reconcile my land
lord .
Heaven be pra ifed, replied I , there
is no pride left me now,I fhou ld deteft
my own heart if I faweither pride or
refentm ent lurking there . On the con
trary, as my oppreffor has been once
my parifh ioner, I hope one day to pre
fent him up an unpolluted foul at the
eternal tribunal . No,fir
,I have no
refentm ent now,and though he has ta
ken from me what I held dearer than all
his treafu res,though he has wrung my
heart,for I am fick a lm oft to fainting,
very li ck,my fellow prifoner, yet that
fha ll
1 34 The V ICAR of WAKEF I EL D .
fha ll never infpire me with V engeance .
I am now willing to approve his mar
riage , and if this fubm ifli on can do him
any pleafu re , let him know,that if I
have done him any inj ury,I am sorry for
it .”
wrote down my fubm iffi on nearly as I have
Mr . Jenk infontook pen and ink, and
expreft i t, to which I figned my name .My fonwas employed to carry the letter to
Mr . Thornhill,who was then at his feat in
the country . He went,and in about fix
hours returned with a verbal anfwer . Hehad fome difficulty
,he faid
,to get a fight
of his landlord,as the fervants were in
folent and fu fpiciou s ; but he accidentally
fawhim as he was going out upon bu finefs,
preparing for his marriage,which was to be
in three days . He continued to inform us,
that he ftept up in the hum bleft manner,and del ivered the letter
,which
,when Mr .
Thornhill had read,he faid that all fub
m ifli onwas now too late and unneceffary
that he had heard of our application to his‘
uncle,
1 36 The VI CAR of WAKEFI EL D .
may charitably relieve them for the fake
Of their heavenly father .
Ju ft as I fpoke , my wife, whom I had
not feen that day before,appeared with
looks of terror,and making efforts
,but
unable to fpe ak .
“Why,my love
,
” cried
I “why will you thus encreafe my afli ic
tion by your own,what though no fu b
m ifIi ons can turn our fevere m after,tho ’
he has doomed me to die in this place
of wre tchednefs, and though we haveloft a darl ing child
,yet ftill you will find
comfort in your other children when I
fha ll be no more . We have indeed
loft,returned fhe
,a darl ing child .
My Sophia,my deareft, i s gone, fna tched
from us,carried Off by ruflians
The VI CAR of WAKEFI EL D . 1 37
How,madam
,cried my fellowpri
foner,
m ifs Sophia carried off by villains,fure it cannot be ?”
She could only anfwer with a fixed lookand a flood of tears . But one of the pri
foner’
s wives,who was prefent , and came
in with her,gave us a more diftinct a c
count : fhe informed us that as my wife,my
daughter,and herfelf
,were taking a walk
together on the great road a little way ou t
Of the village,a poft — cha ife and four
drove up to them and inftantly ftopt .
Upon which,a well dreft man
,but not
Mr. Thornhill,ftepping ou t
,clafped my
daughter round the wa ift,and forcing
her in,bid the poftillion drive on, fo that
they were ou t of fight in a moment .
Now,cried I
,the fum of my mi
feries is made up,nor is it in the power
of any thing on earth to give me another
pang . What ! not one left ! not to leave
me
1 38 The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
me one ! the m onfter ! the child that was
next my heart ! fhe had the beauty of an
angel,and a lm oft the wifdom of an an
gel . But fu pport that woman nor let her
fall . Not to leave me one ! Alas !
my hu fband,faid my wife
,you feem to
want comfort even more than I . Our
d iftreffes are great ; but I could bear
this and more,if I fawyou but eafy .
They may take away my children and
all the world,if they leave me but you .
My Son,who was prefent , endeavoured
to moderate our grief ; he bade us take
comfort,for he hoped that we might ftill
have reason to be thankful . My
child,cried I
,
“look round the world,
and fee if there ‘ be any hap pinefs leftme now . Is not every ray of comfort
fhu t ou t while all ou r bright profpectscc My
dear father,returned he
,I hope there
only l ie beyond the grave !
is fti ll fom ething that wi ll give you an in
terva l
140 The VI CAR of WAKEFI EL D .
Yes,Madam
,replied he
,it is cer
t a inly his, and he will one day be the
credit and the fupport of ou r fam i ly !
Then I thank providence,
” cried fhe,
that my laft letter to him has m ifcar
ried.
” Yes,my dear
,continued fhe
,
”
turning to me,
“I will nowconfefs that
though the hand of heaven is fore
upon us in other inftances,it has been
favourable here . By the laft letter I
wrote my fon,which was in the bitter
nefs of anger,I defired him,
upon hismother ’s bleffing, and if he had the
heart of a man,to fee j u ftice done his
father and fifter,and avenge ou r cau fe .
But thanks be to him that directs all things,i t has m ifca rried
,and I am at reft.”
Woman,
” cried I thou haft done very
ill,and at another time my reproaches
might have been more fevere . Oh ! what
a tremendous gulph haft thou efcaped ,
that would have buried both thee and
him in endlefs ruin . Providence, indeed,has
The VI CAR of WAKEFI ELD . 141
has here been kinder to us than we to
ou rfe lves . It has referved that fon to be
the father and protector of my children
when I fha ll be away . How unju ftly didI complain o f being ftript of every com
fort,when ftill I hear that he is happy
and infenfible of ou r afli ictions ; ftill kept
in referve to fu pport his widowed mo
ther,to protect his brothers and fifters .
But what fi fters has he left,he has no fi f
ters now,they are all gone
,robbed from
Father,
”
interupted my fon, I beg you will give
me,and I am undone .”
me leave to read his letter,I know it
will pleafe you .
” Upon which,with my
perm iffi on,he read as follows
Honoured
1 42 The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
Honoured Sir,
I Have called offmy im aginat iona fewmoments from the pleafu res that fu rroundme
to fix it upon obj ects that are fti ll more plea
fing, the dear little fire - fide at home . My
fancy draws that harm lefs groupe as l ifteningto every l ine of this with great com
pofu re . I V iew thofe faces with delight
which never felt the deforming hand of
ambition or d iftrefs ! But whatever yourhappinefs may be at home, I am fure it
wil l be fome addition to it,to hear that
I am perfectly pleafed with my fitu a t ion,and every way happy here .
Our regiment is countermanded and is notto leave the kingdom the colonel
,who pro
feffes him fe lf my friend,
. t akes me with
him to all companies where he is ac
qu a inted, and after my firft vifit I gene
rally find m yfe lf received with encreafed
refpect upon repeating it . I danced laft
night
144 The VI CAR ofWAKEFI LD .
In all our m iferie s,cried I
,what
thanks have we not to return,that one
at leaft of our family is exempted from
what we fuffer .. Heaven be his guard
,
and keep my boy thus happy to be thefu pporter of his widowed mother
,and
the father of thefe two babes,which is
al l the patrimony I can now bequeath
him . May he keep their innocence from
the temptations of want , and be their
conductor in the paths of honour. I
had fca rce faid thefe words,when a no ife
,
l ike that of a tumult , feemed to proceed
fi'om the prifon below ; i t died away foon
after,and a clanking of fetters was heard
along the paffage that led to my apartment .
The keeper of the prifon entered, holding
a man all bloody,wounded and fettered
with theheavieft irons . I looked with com
paffi on on the wretch as he approached me,
but with horror when I found it was my
own fon. My George ! My George !
and do I behold thee thus . Wounded !
Fettered !
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Fet tered ! Is this thy happinefs ! Is this
the manner you return to me ! O that
this fight could break my heart at once
and let me die !
Where,Sir
,is your fortitude
,return
ed my fonwith an intrepid voice . I mult
fu ffer,my life is forfeited
,and let them
take it ; i t i s my laft happinefs that I
have committed no murder,tho’ I have
loft all hopes of pardon .
I tried to reftra inmy pafli ons for a fewminu t es in fi lence
,but I thought I fhould
have died with the effort
my heart weeps to behold thee thus,
O my boy,
and I cannot,cannot help it . In the mo
ment that I thought thee bleft,and pray
ed for thy fafe ty, to behold thee t hus
again ! Chained, wounded . And yet
the death of the youthful is happy. But
I am old,a very old man
,and have
VO L . 1 1 . H lived
146 T he V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
l ived to fee this day . To fee my‘
chil l
dren all untimely fall ing about me ,while I continue a wretched fu rvivor in
the m idft of ruin ! May all the cu rfes
that ever funk a foul fall heavy upon the
murderer of my children . May he l ive ,3,l ike me
,to fee
Hold,Sir
,replied my fon
,
“or I
fha ll blu fh for thee . How,Sir
,forget
fu l of your age,your holy calling
,thus
to arrogate the j u ftice of heaven,and
fling thofe cu rfe s upward that m u ft foon‘
defcend to cru fh thy own grey head withdeftruction! N0
,Sir
,let it be your
care now to fit me for that vile death I
m u ft fhort ly fu ffer, to arm me with hope
and refolu t ion,to give me courage to
drink of that b itternefs which m u ft fhort
ly be my portion .
My child,you m u ft not die : I am
fur e no offence of thine can deferve fo
V i le
148 The V ICAR of WAKEF I EL D .
And,my fon
,you fh a ll find them .
I am now ra ifed above this world,and
all the pleafu re s i t can produce . From
this moment I break from my heart a ll
the ties that held it down to earth,and
will prepare to fit us both for eternity.
Yes,my fon
,I will point ou t the way,
and my foul fha ll guide yours in the af
cent,for we will take our flight together.
I now fee and am convinced you can ex
pect no pardon here, and I can only ex
hort you to feek it at that grea teft tribu
na l where we both fha ll fhortly anfwer .
But let us not be niggardly in ou r exhor
t a t ion,but let all ou r fellow prifoners
have a fh are : good gaoler let them be
permitted to ftand here,while I attempt
to improve them . Thus faying,I made
an effort to rife from my ftraw,but wanted
ftrength, and wa s able only to recline a
ga inft the wall . The prifoners affem bled
according to my directions,for they loved
to
The V ICAR of WAKEFI EL D . 149
to hear my council , my fon and his mother
fupported me on e ither fide , I looked and
fawthat none were wanting,and then ad
them with the following exhorta
CHAP.
1 52 The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
have nothing left to hope . In this l ife then
it appears that we cannot be entirely bleft ;but yetwe may be completely m iferable !
Why man fhou ld thus feel pain , why
ourwretchednefs fh ou ld be requ ifite in the
formation of univerfa l felicity, why, when
all other fyftem s are made perfect only bythe perfection of their fubordinate parts, the
great fyftem fhou ldr equ ire for its perfection ,parts that are not only fubordina te to others,but imperfect in them felves ? Thefe are
qu efti ons that never can be explained, and
might be u felefs if known . On this fu bj ect
providence has thought fit to elude ou’
r cu
riofity, fa t isfied with granting us motives to
confola t ion.
In this fi tu a t ion,man has called in the
friendly affi ftance of philofophy, and hea‘ven feeing the incapacity of that to confole
him,has given him the aid of rel igion .
The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D . 1 53
The confola t ions of philofophy are very
am ufing, but often fallacious It te lls
us that l ife is filled with comforts,if we
will but enj oy them ; and on the other
hand,that though we unavoidably have mi
feries here,l ife is fhort
,and they will foon
be over . Thus do thefe confola t ions deftroyeach other ; for if l ife is a place of comfort,its fhortnefs m u ft be m ifery, and if i t
be long,our griefs are protracted .
Thus philofophy is weak ; but religi
on comforts in an higher ftra in. Man is
here,i t tells us
,fitting up his mind
,and
preparing it for another abode . When
the good man leaves the body and is all a
glorious mind,he will find he has been
making him fe lf a heaven of happinefs here,while the wretch that has been maimed
and contaminated by his vices,fhr inks
from his body with terror, and finds
that he has anti cipated the vengeance of
H 5 heaven .
1 54 The VI CAR of WAKEF I ELD .
heaven . To religion thenwe mult hold in
every circum ftance of l ife for our tru eft
comfort for if already we are happy,i t is
a pleafu re to think that we can make that
happinefs unending, and if we are m iferable
,it is very confoling to think that there
i s a place of reft. Thus to the fortu
nate religion holds out a continuance of
blifs, to the wretched a change from
pain .
But though religion is very kind to all
men,i t has prom ifed peculiar reward to
the unhappy ; the fick ,the naked
,the
hou felefs,the heavy- laden
,and the prifoner,
have ever m oft frequent prom ifes in ou r fa
cred law. The author of ou r religion
every where profeffe s him felf the wretch’
s
friend,and unlike the fa lfe ones of this
world,beftows all his careffe s upon the for
lorn The unthinking have cenfu red thi s
as partial ity,as a preference with
ou t
1 56 The V I CAR of WAKEFI ELD .
new breach that death opens in the con
ftitu t ion,nature kindly covers with infenfi
b ility.
Thus providence has given the wretched
two advantages over the happy in this l ife,
greater fel icity in dying,and in heaven all
that fu periority of pleafu re which a rifi es fi om
contrafted enj oyment . And this fu periority,my friends
,is no fm a ll advantage
,and
feem s to be one of the pleafu res of the
poor man in the parable ; for though he
was already in heaven,and felt all the rap
tures it could give,yet it was mentioned as
an addition to his happinefs, that he had
once been wretched and now was comfort
ed,that he had known what it was to be
m iferable,and now felt what it was to be
happy .
Thus,my friends
,you fee religion does
what philfOphy could never do : i t fhewsthe equal dealings of heaven to the happy
and
The VI CAR ofWAK EFI EL D . 1 57
and the unhappy,and levels all human
enj oyments to nearly the fame ftandard .
It gives to both rich and poor the fame
happ inefs hereafter, and equal hopes to
a fp ire after it ; but if the ri ch have the
advantage of enj oying pleafu re here , thepoor have the endlefs fat isfact ion of know
ing what it was once to be m iferable ,
when crowned with endlefs felicity here
after ; and even though this fhou ld be
called a fm a ll advantage,yet being an
eternal one,it m u ft make up by
duration what the temporal happ inefs
of the great may have exceeded by in
t enfenefs .
T hefe are therefore the confo la t ions
which the wretched have peculiar to them
fe lves,and in which they are above the reft
ofmankind in other refpect s they are below
them . They who would know the m iferies
of the poor m u ft fee l ife and endure it .
To
1 58 The VI CAR of WAKEFI EL D .
To declaim on the temporal advantages
they enj oy,is only repeating what none ci
ther believe or practife . The men whohave the neceffaries of l iving are not poor,and they who want them m u ft be m iferable .
Yes,my friends
,we m u ft be . m iferable .
No vain efforts of a refined imagination
can footh the wants of nature,can give
e laftic fweetnefs to the dank vapour of a
dungeon, or eafe to the throbbings of awoe—worn heart. Let the philofopher from
his couch of foftnefs tell us that we can
refi ft all thefe . Alas ! the effort by which we
refift them is ftill the grea teft pain ! Death
is fl ight,and any man may fu fta in it ; but
torments are dreadful,and thefe no m an
can endure .
T o us then,my friends
,the prom ife s of
happinefs in heaven fhou ld be peculiarly dear ;for ifOu r reward be in this l ife alone
,we are
then indeed of all men the m oft m iferable .
When
1 60 The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
tages ; but we. humbled as we are,fhou ld yearn for them .
And fha ll thefe things be Ours ? Ours
they will certainly be if we but try for
them ; and what is a comfort, we are fhu t
o u t from many temptations that would
retard ou r pu rfu it . Only let us try for
them,and they will certainly be ours
,
and what is ftill a comfort,fh ort ly too for
if we look back on paft l ife, it appears
but a very fhort fpan, and whatever we
may think of the reft of l ife,i t will yet be
found of lefs duration ; a s we grow o l
der,the days feem to grow fhorter
,and
ou r intimacy with time,ever leffens the
perception of his ftay. Then let us take
comfort now,for we fha ll foon be at our
j ourney’s end we fha ll foon lay down the
heavy burthen laid by heaven upon us , and
though death,the only friend of the
wretched,for a l ittle while mocks the
weary traveller with the V iew,and like his
hori
The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D . 1 6 1
horiz on,fti ll flies before him ; yet the
t ime wil l certainly and fhortly come , whenwe fha ll ecafe from ou r toil when the lux
u riou s great ones of the world fha ll no more
tread us to the earth when we fha ll think
with pleafu re onour fu fferings below ; when
we fha ll be fu rrounded with all our friends,
or fu ch as deferved ou r friendfhip ; whenou r blifs fha ll be unutterable, and ftill, to
crown all,unending .
CHAP.
1 64 The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
I again,therefore laid me down
,and one
of my little ones fate by my bedfide read
ing, when Mr . Jenkinfon entering, inform
ed me that there was news of my daugh
ter ; for that fhe was feen by a perfonabout
two hours before in ! a ftrange gentleman’ s
company, and that they had ft0pt at a
neighbouring village for refi‘
efhm ent, and
feem ed as if returning to town . He hadfcarce delivered this news
,when the gaoler
came with looks of hafte and pleafu re , to
inform m e,that my daughter was found .
Mofes came running in a moment after,
crying out that his fifter Sophy was below
and coming up with our old friend Mr.
Burchell .
Ju ft as he del ivered this news my deareft
girl entered,and with looks a lm oft wild
with pleafu re , ran to kifs me in a tranfport
o f afl’ection. Her mother ’s tears and filence
a lfo fh ewed her pleafu re . Here, pappa,”
cried
The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D . 1 65
cried the charming girl,here is the brave
man to whom I owe my del ivery ; tothis gentleman’s intrep idity I am indebt
ed for my happinefs and fafety A
kifs from M r. Burchell,whofe pleafu re
feem ed even greater than hers, interrupted
What fhe was going to add .
Ah,Mr. Burchell
,cried I
,this is but
a wretched habitation you now find us
in ; and we are now very different h om
what you laft fawus . ! ou were ever
ou r friend : we have long difcovered ou r
errors with regard to you,and repented
of ou r ingratitude . After the vile u fage
you then received at my hands,I am a l
m oft afham ed to behold your face yetI hope you
’ l l forgive me,as I wa s de
ce ived by a bafe ungenerous wretch,who
,
under the m afk of friendfh ip, has un
done me .”
It is im pofi i ble , replied Mr . Burchell ,that I fhou ld forgive you ,
as you never
deferved
1 66 The V I CAR of WAKEF I E LD .
deferved my refentm ent . I partly fawyour delu fi on then
,and as it was out of
my power to reftra in, I could only pity
it !”
It was ever my conj ecture,cried I ,
t hat your mind was noble ; but now I
find it fo . But tel l me, my dear child,how haft thou been relieved, or who the
rufli ans were who carried thee away ?
Indeed,Sir
,replied fhe
,as to the
villain who brought me off,I am yet ig
not ant . For as my mamma and I were
walking ou t,he came behind us
,and
a lm oft before I could cal l for help,for
ccd me into the poft - cha ife,and in an in
ftant the horfe s drove away. I met fe
veral on the road,to whom I cried ou t
for affi ftance but they d ifrega rded my
entreaties . In the mean time the t ufli an
him felf u fed every art to hinder me from
crying ou t : he flattered and threatenedu by
1 68 The V ICAR of WAKEFI LD .
ordered him at his peri l to retire ; but
Mr. Burchell running up, fhivered his
fword to pieces, and then p urfu ed himfor near a quarter of a mile ‘
; but he
made his efcape . I was at this time
come ou t m yfelf, willing to afli ft my de
liverer ; but he foon returned to me in
triumph . The poftillion, who was re
covered,was going to make his efcape
too ; but Mr . Burchell ordered him at
his peril to mount again,and drive back
to town . Finding it im poffi ble to refift,he reluctantly complied
,though the
wound he had received feem ed,to me at
leaft,to be dangerous . He continued
to complain of the pain as we drove a
long,fo that he at laft excited Mr . Bur
chell’
s com pa ffi on, who, at my requ eft,
exchanged him for another at an innwhere we called on ou r return .
Welcome then,cried I
,
“my child,
and thou her ga ll ant del iverer,a thou fand
wel
The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
welcomes . Though our cheat i s butwretched
,yet ou r hearts are ready to re
ce ive you . And now,Mr . Burchell
,as you
have delivered my girl,if you think her
a recompence fh e is yours,if you can
ftoop to an all iance with a family fo poor
as mine,take her
,obtain her confent , as
I know you have her heart,and you
have mine . And let me tell you,Sir,
that I give you no fm a ll tre afu re,fhe has
been celebrated for beauty it istrue,but
that is no t my meaning,I give you up
a treafu re in her mind .
”
But I fu ppofe , Sir, cried Mr . Burchell ,that you are apprized ofmy circu m ftances ,and of my incapacity to fu pport her
as fhe deferves ?”
If your prefent obj ect ion, replied I ,be meant as an evafion of my offer
,I
defift : but I know no man fo worthy to
deferve her as you ; and if I could give
VO L . 1 1 . I her
1 70 The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
her thou fands,and thou fands fought her
from me,yet my honeft brave Burchell
fh ou ld be my deareft choice .”
To all this his filence alone feem ed to give
a mortifying refii fa l,and without the le aft
reply to my offer,he demanded if we could
not be fu rnifhed with refrefhm ents from the
next inn,to which being anfwered i n the
affirmative,he ordered them to fend in the
beft dinner that could be provided upon
fu ch fhort notice . He befpoke alfo a do
zen of their beft wine ; and fome cordials
for me . Adding,with a fm i le
,that he
would ftre tch a l ittle for once,and tho ’
in a pri fon, afferted he was never better
d ifpofed to be merry . The waiter foon
made his appearance with preparations for
dinner, a table was lent us by the gaoler,who feem ed rem arkably affidu ou s
,the wine
was d ifpofed in order, and two very welldreft d ifhes were brought in .
1 72 The V I CAR of WAKEF I ELD .
room, I could perceive he regarded Mr .
Burchell with a look of aftonifhm ent and
reverence . “Come on,
” cried I,
“myfon
, though we are fallen very low,yet
providence has been pleafed to grant us
fome fm a ll relaxation from pain . Thy
fifter i s reftored to us,and there is her
deliverer : to that brave man it is that I
am indebted for yet having a daughter,give him
,my boy
,the hand of friend
fhip , he deferves ou r warm eft gratitude .
My fon feem ed all this while rega rdlefs
of what I faid,and ftill continued fixed at
refpectfu l d iftance . My dear brother,
”
cried his fifter,why don ’t you thank my
good deliverer the brave fhou ld ever
love each other .
He fti ll continued his filence and afto
nifhm ent , t ill ou r gu eft at laft pe i ce i vedhim felf to be known
,and a ffum ing all his
native
I'
he V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D . 1 73
native dignity,defired my fon to come for
ward . Never before had I feen any thing
fo truly m aj eftic as the a ir he affum ed u p
on this occafion. The grea teft obj ect in
the univerfe,fays a certain philofopher, i s a
good man ftru ggling with adverfity ; yet
there is ft ill a greater,which is the good
man that comes to rel ieve it . After he
had regarded my fon for fome time with
a fuperior air,“I again find
,
’
faid he,
unthinking boy,that the fame crime”
But here he was interrupted by one
of the gaoler’s fervant s,who came to in
form u s that a perfon of diftinction,who
had driven into town with a chariot and
fevera l attendants , fent h is refpects to the
gentleman that was with us,and begged
to know when he fhou ld think proper to
Bid the fellow wait,
cried ou r guelt,t il l I fha ll have le ifu re to
be waited upon .
receive him ; and then turning to myfon
,
“I again find,Sir
,
” proceeded he,
“that you are guilty of the fame offence
l 3 for
1 74 The V I CAR of WAKEF I ELD .
for which you once had my reproof,and
for which the law is now preparing its
j u fteft punifhm ents . ! ou imagine,per
haps,that a contempt for your own l ife
,
gives you a right to take that of ano
ther : but where, Sir, i s the difference
between a du e lift who hazards a l ife of
no value,and the murderer who acts
with greater fecu rity ? Is it any dimi
nu t ion of the gam efter’
s fraud when healledges that he has ftaked a coun
ter
Alas,Sir
,cried I
,whoever you
are,pity the poor m ifgu ided creature ;
fo r what he has done was in obedience
to a deluded mother,who in the bitter
nefs of her refentm ent required him up
on her bleffing to avenge her quarrel .
Here,Sir
,i s the letter
,which will ferve
to convince you of her imprudence and
dim inifh his guilt .”
1 76 The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
there be injury,there fhall be redrefs ; and
this I may fay without boafting, that
none have ever taxed the inju ftice of SirWilliam Thornhill .
We now found the perfonage whom we
had fo long entertained as an harm lefs a
m u fing companion was no other than the
celebrated Sir Will iam Thornhill,to whofe
virtues and fingu lari t ies fcarce any were
ftrangers . The poor Mr . Burchell was in
reality a man of large fortune and great in
t ereft,to whom fena tes liftened with ap
plau fe , and whom party heard with con
viction ; who was the friend of his coun
try,but loyal to his king . My poor wife
recollecting her former familiarity,feem ed
to fhrink with apprehenfi on ; but Sophia ,who a fewmoments befo i e thought himher own
,now perceiving the i nm enfe dif
tance to which he was removed by fortune,was unable to conceal her tears .
The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D . 1 77
Ah,Sir
,cried my wife
,with a pi
teou s afpect, how is it poffi ble that I can
ever have your forgivenefs ; the flights
you received from me the laft time I had
the honour of feeing you at our hou fe ,and the j okes which I a u da cioufly threw
out,thefe j okes
,Sir
,I fear can never be
forgiven .
”
My dear good lady,returned he with
a fm ile,
“if you had your j oke, I h ad my.
anfwer : I ’ll leave it to al l the company ifmine were no t as good as yours . To faythe truth
,I know no body whom I am d if
pofed to be angry with at prefent but the
fellow who fo frighted my little girl here .
I had not even time to examine the raf
cal ’s perfonfo as to defcribe him in an advert ifem ent . Can you tell me
,Sophia
,
my dear, whether you fh ou ld know himagain ?”
Indeed, Sir, repl ied fhe , “I can’t be
pofi t ive ; yet now I recollect he had1 5 a
1 78 The VI CAR of WAKEF I E L D .
a large mark over one of his eye- brows .
I afk pardon,madam
,interrupted Jen
k infon,who was by
,but be fo good as
to inform me if the fellow wore his own
red hair Yes,I think fo cried
Sophia . And did your honour,conti
nu ed he,turning to Sir Will iam
,obferve
the length of his legs ? — “I can ’t be
fure of their length,
” cried the Baronet,
but I am convinced of their fwiftnefs ;for he ou t - ran me
,which is what I thought
fewmen in the kingdom could havedone .” Pleafe your honour
,
” cried Jen
k infon,I knowthe man : i t is certainly the
fame ; the beft runner in England ; he has
beaten P inwire of Newcaftle,Timothy
Baxter is his name,I know him perfect ly
,
and the very place of his retreat this moment . Ifyour honourwill bid Mr . Gaoler
let two of his men go with me, I'l l engage
to produce him to you in an hour at fa r
theft.
” Upon this the gaoler was called,
who inftantly appearing, Sir Will iam dem anded
1 80 The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
his familiarity,but the worthy man pre
vented her ; and taking the child, al l rag
ged as he was,upon his knee, What,
Bill,you chu bbv rogue
,cried he
,do
you remember your old friend Burchell
and D i ck too,my honeft veteran
,are
you here, you fha ll find I have not forgot
you . SO faying,he gave each a large
piece of gingerbread,which the poor fel
lows eat very heartily,as they had got that
morning but a very fcanty breakfaft .
We now fate down to dinner,which was
a lm oft cold ; but previou fly, my arm ftill
continuing painful,Sir William wrote a
prefcrip t ion, for he had made the ftu dv of
phyfic his am u fem ent,and was more than
moderately fkilled in the profeffi on: this
being fent to an apothecary who l ived in
the place,my arm was drefled
,and I
found a lm oft inftant aneou s rel ief. We were
waited upon at dinner by the gaoler him felf,
who was ;wi l l ing to do ou r gu eft all the ho
nour
The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D . 1 81
nour in his power . But before we had well
dined,another m effage was brought from
his nephew,defi ring perm iffi on to appear,
i n order to vindicate his innocence and ho
nour,with which requ eft the Baronet com
plied,and defired Mr. Thornhill to be
introduced .
CHAP .
1 84 The V I CAR of WAKEFI EL D .
for his hofpi ta lity, and he him felf thrown
into a prifon perhaps but for refent ing
the infu lt ? His fon too whom you
feared to face as a man
Is it pofi ible , . Sir,interrupted his
nephew,
that my uncle could obj ect
that as a crime which his repeated inftru c
tions alone have perfu aded me to avoid .
”
Your rebuke,cried Sir William is
j u ft you have acted in this inftance pru
dently and well , though not quite as
your father would have done : my brother
indeed was the foul of honour but
thou— yes you have acted in this inftanceperfectly right
,and it has my warm eft
approbation .
”
And I hope,faid his nephew
,that
the reft of my conduct will not be found
to deferve cenfu re . I appeared,Sir
,with
this gentleman ’s daughter at fome places
of
The VI CAR of WAKEFI EL D . 1 85
of public am u fem ent thus what was le
vity, fcanda l called by a ha rfher name,and it was reported that I had debauch
ed her . I waited on her father in per
fon,will ing to clear the thing to his fa
t isfaction,and he received me only with
infu lt and abu fe . As for the reft, with
regard to his being here,my a ttorney
and ftewa rd can beft inform you ,a s I
commit the management of bu finefs en
t irely to them . If he has contracted debtsand is unwill ing or even unable to pay
them,i t is their bufinefs to proceed in
this manner,and I fee no hardfh ip or in
ju ftice in pu rfu ing the m oft legal means
of redrefs .
”
If this,cried Sir Will iam
,
“be as
you have fta ted it , there is nothing un
pardonable in your offence,and though
your conduct might have been more generou s in not fu ffering this gentlemanto be oppreffed by fubordina te tyranny,yet it has been at leaft equitable .
1 86 The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
He cannot contradict a fingle part icu
lar,replied the ’Squire
,
“I defy him
to do fo,and fevera l of my fervants are
ready to a t teft what I fay Thus, Sir,’
continued he,finding that I was filent
,for
i n fact I could not contradict him,thus,
Sir,my own innocence is vindicated ; but
though at your entrea ty I am ready to for
give this gentleman every other offence,
yet his attempts to leffen me in your e
fteem,excite a refentm ent that I cannot
govern . And this too at a time whenhis fon was actually preparing to takeaway my life ; this, I fay, was fu ch guilt ,that I am determined to let the law takeits cou rfe . I have here the challenge thatwas fent me and twowitneffes to prove it ;and even though my uncle him felf fhou lddiffu ade me
,which I know he will not
,
yet I will fee public ju ftice done, andhe fha ll fulfer for i t .”
Thou m onfter,cried my wife haft
thou not had vengeance enough a l
ready
1 88 The V ICAR of WAKEF I ELD .
in cu ftody, he feem ed to fhrink back withterror. His face became pale with confci
o u s guilt, and he would have withdrawn
but Jenk infon who perceived his defign,ft0pt him What
,
’Squire,cried he ,
are you afham ed Of your two o ld a cqu a in
tances, Jenk infon and Baxter : but this
is the way that all great men forget t heir
friends,though I am refo lved we will not
forget you . Our pr ifoner, pleafe your
honour,continued he
,turning to Sir
William,has already confeffed all . He
decla res that it was Mr . Thornhill who
firft put him upon this affair,that he gave
him the cloa ths he now wears to appear
like a gentleman,and fu rnifhed him with
the poft- cha ife The plan was laid be
tween them that he fhou ld carry off the
young lady to a place of fafe ty, and
that there he fhou ld threaten and terrify
her but Mr. Thornhill was to come in
in the mean t ime,as if by accident
,to her
refcu e,and that they fhou ld fight awhile
and
The V I CAR of WAK EF I EL D . 1 89
and then he was to run off,by which
Mr . Thornhil l would have the better op
portunity of gaining her affections himfe lf under the character of her defender .”
SirWill iam remembered the .coa t to have
been frequently worn by his nephew,and
all the reft the prifoner him felf confirmed by
a more circum ftant ia l account ; concluding,that Mr. Thornhill had often declared to
him that he was in love with both fi fters at
the fame time .
Heavens,cried Sir William
,
“what
a viper have I been foftering in my bo
fom ! And fo fond of publ ic ju ftice too
as he feem ed to be . But he fha ll have
it ; fecu re him , Mr. Gaoler— yet hold,I fear there is not legal evidence to detain him .
Upon this,Mr. Thornhill , with .the u t
moft humil ity,entreated that two fu ch a
bandoned wretches might not be admitted( 6 as
1 90 The V I CAR of WAKEF I ELD .
as evidences aga inft him,but that his fer
vants fhou ld be examined . Your fer
vants,replied Sir Will iam
,wretch
,
cal l them yours no longer : but come let
us hear what thofe fellows have to fay,let his butler be called .
”
When the butler was introduced,he
foon perceived by his former m after’
s looks
that all his power was nowover . Tell me,”
cried Sir William fternly, have you ever
feen your m after and that fel low dreft
up in his cloa ths in company together ?”
Yes, pleafe your honour,
” cried the butler,
a thou fand times : he was the man thatalways brought him his ladies .” How
,
”
interrupted young Mr . Thornhill,
“thisto my face !” Yes
,
” replied the butler,
or to any man ’s face . T o tel l you a
truth,M after Thornhill
,I never either
loved you or l iked you,and I don ’t care
if I tell you now a piece of my mind .
”
Now then,
” cried Jenk infon, tel l his
ho
1 92 The VI CAR of WAKEFI LD .
alarms me . Al l his guilt is now too
plain,and I find his prefent profecu t ion
was dictated by tyranny, cowardice and
revenge at my requ eft, Mr . Gaoler, fet
this young officer,now your prifoner, free,
and t ru ft to me for the confequ ences .
I ’l l make it my bufinefs to fet the affair in
a proper light to my friend the m agiftra te
who has committed him . But where is
the unfortunate young lady herfelf: le t
her appear to confront this wretch,I long
to know by what arts he has fedu ced her
honour . Entreat her to come in . Where
is lh e 5
Ah,Sir
,said I
,
“that qu eftion ftings
me to the heart : I was once indeed hap
py in a daughter, but her m iferies
Another interruption here prevented me ;for who fhou ld make her appearance but
M ifs Arabella Wilmot,Who was next day
to have been married to Mr . Thornhill .
Nothing could equal her furpriz e at feeing
Sir
The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D . 1 93
Sir Will iam and his nephewhere beforeher ; for her arrival was quite accidental .
It happened that fhe and .the old gentleman her father were pafling through the
town,on their way to her aunt’ s
,who had
infi fted that her nuptials with Mr. Thorn
hil l fli ou ld be confum m a ted at her hou fe
but ftopping for refrefhm ent,they pu t up
at an innat the other end of the town It
was there from the window that the young
lady happened to obferve one of my little
boys playing in the ftreet and inftant lyfending a footman to bring the child to
her,lhe learnt from him fome account of
ou r misfortunes ; but was ftill kept igno
rant Of young l\/Ir . T hornhill’
s being
the cau fe . Though her father made
fevera l rem onftrances on the impropriety of
going to a, prifon to vifit us, yet they were
ineffectual fhe defired the child to conduct
her,which he did
,and it was thus lhe fu r
pr-ifed us at a j uncture fo unexpecte d .
VOL . 11 .
1 94 The VI CAR of WAKEF IEL D .
Nor can I go on,without a reflection on
thofe accidental meetings, which, though
they happen every day,feldom excite o u r
fu rpriz e but upon fome extraordinary occa
fion. To what a fortuitous concurrence do
we not owe every pleafu re and convenience
of ou r l ives . How many feem ing accidents
m u ft unite before we can be cloa thed or
fed. The peafant m u ft be difpofed to la
bour,the fhower m u ft fall
,the wind fil l
the merchant ’s fail,or numbers m u ft want
the u fu a l fu pply .
We all continued filent for fome mo
m ents , while my charming pupil , whichwas the name I generally gave this young
lady,united in her looks com paffi on and
a ftonifhm ent,which gave new finifhings to
her beauty . Indeed,my dear Mr . Thorn
hill ,” cried fhe to the ’Squire
,who fhe
fu ppofed was come here to fu ccou r and
not to Opprefs us . I take it a l ittle un
kindly that y ou fhou ld come here with‘3
ou t
1 9 6 The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
O goodnefs , cried the lovely girl ,how have I been deceived ! Mr. Thornhill
informed me for certain that this gentle
man ’s eldeft fon,Captain Prim rofe
, was
gone off to America with his newmarried lady .
My fweeteft m ifs,cried ‘ my
wife , he has told you nothing but fa lfe
hoods . My fon George never left
the kingdom,nor never was married .
Tho’ you have forfaken him,he has a l
ways loved you too well to think of any
body elfe and I have heard him fay hewould die a batchellor for your fake .”
She then proceeded to expatiate upon thefincerity of her fon ’s pafi i on, fhe fet his duelwith Mr . Thornhill in a proper light
,from
thence fhe made a rapid digrefli on to the’Squire ’s debaucheries
,his pretended marri
ages,and ended with a m oft infu lting pic
ture of his cowardice .
The V I CAR of WA K EF I EL D . 1 97
Good heavens !” cried M ifs Wilmot ,howvery near have I been to the brinkof m in! But how great is my pleafu re
to have efcaped it ! Ten thou fand fa lfe
hoods has this gentleman told me ! He had
a t‘
laft art enough to perfu ade me that my
prom ife to the only man I efteem ed was
no longer binding,fince he had been un
faithful . Bv his fa lfehoods I was taught
to deteft one equ ally brave and gene
rous !”
But by this time my fonwas freed from
the incumbrances of ju ftice . Mr . Jenkin
fon alfo, who had acted as his valet dechambre
,had dreffed up his hair
,and fu r
nifhed him with whatever was neceffary to
make a genteel appearance . He now there
fore entered,handfom ely dreft in his re
gim enta ls,and
,without vanity
, (for . I
am above it) he appeared as handfom e
a fellow as ever wore a mil itary drefs .
K 3 As
1 98 The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
As he entered,he made M ifs Wilmot a mo
deft and diftant bow,for he was not as
yet acquainted with the change which the
eloquence of his mother had wrought in
his favour . But no decorums could t e
ftra in the impatience of his blu fhing m if
trefs to be forgiven Her tears,her looks
,
all contributed to difcover the real fenfa t ions
of her heart for having forgotten her former
prom ife and having fu ffered herfelf to be
deluded by an im poftor . My fonappeared
amazed at her condefcenfion,and could
fcarc’
e believe it real Sure,madam
,
cried he,this is but delu fion ! I can ne
ver have merited this To be bleft thus
is to be too happy .
”NO
,Sir ; t e
plied fhe,
“I have been deceived,bafely
deceived,elfe nothing could have ever
made me unju ft to my prom ife . ! ou
know my friendfhip , you have long known
it ; but forget what I have done, and
as you once had my wa rm eft vows of
“con
200 The V I CAR of WAKEFI ELD .
longer a poor dependant upon your fa
vou rs . I fcorn them. Nothing cankeep
M ifs Wi lmot’s fortune from me,which ,
I thank her father’s afli du i’
ty, is pret ty
large . The articles,and a bond for her
fortune,are figned , and fafe in my pof
feffi on. It was her fortune, not her per
fon,that induced me to wifh for
‘
this
match,and poffeffed of the one , letwhofe
will take the other .
This was an alarming blow,Sir Willi
am was fenfible of the j u ftice of his claims,
for he had been inftrum enta l in drawing up
the marriage articles him felf. Mifs Wi l
mot therefore perceiving that her fortune was
irretrievably loft,turning to m y fon, fhe
afked if the lofs of fortune cou ld leffenher
value to him . Though fortune,
”faid fhe
,
is ou t of my power,at leaft I have my
hand to give .
The VI CAR of WAKEF I ELD . 201
And that,madam
,cried her real lover
,
was indeed all that you ever had to give ;at leaft all that I ever thought worth the
acceptance . And I now pro teft, my
Arabella,by all that ’s happy
,yourwant
of fortune this moment encreafes my
pleafu re, as it ferves to convince my fweetgirl of my fincerity .
Mr. Wilmot nowentering, li e feem ed
not a l ittle pleafed at the danger his daugh
ter had j u ft efcaped, and read ily confentedto a d iffo lu t ion of the match . But finding
that her fortune,which was fecu red to Mr.
Thornhill by bond,would not be given up
,
nothing could exceed his difappo intm ent .
He now fawthat his money m u ft all go to
enrich o ne who had no fortune of his own .
He cou ld bear his being a rafca l ; but to
want an equivalent to his daughter ’s fortune
was wormwood . He fate therefore for fome
minutes employed in the m oft mortifying
fpecu la t ions, till Sir Will iam attempted to
202 The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
leffen his anxiet’y . I m u ft confefs, Si r,
cried he,that your prefent difappo int
ment does not entirely d ifpleafe me .
Your immoderate paffi on for wealth is
now j u ftly punifhed . But tho’ the young
lady cannot be rich,fhe has ftill a com
petence fu fficient to give content . Here
you fee an honeft young fo ldier,who is wil
l ing to take her without fortune ; they
have long loved each other,and for the
friendfh ip I bear his father, my intereft
fha ll not be wanting for his promotion .
Leave then that ambition which difappoints you
,and for once admit hap
happ inefs which courts your acceptance .”
Sir William,replied the old gentle
man,be a ffu red I never yet forced her
inclinations,nor will I now. If fhe ftill
continues to love this young gentleman ,let her have him with all my heart .
There is ftill , thank heaven, fome fortune
left,and your prom ife will make it
fome
204 The VI CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
lovely bride,
nowlet the wretch take myfortune ; fince you are happy without it fo
am I . O what an exchange have I made
from the bafe ft of men to the deareft
beft !— Let him enj oy ou r fo‘rtune I now
can be happy even in indigence .” And
I prom ife you,” cried the ’Squire
,with a
mal icious grin,that I fha ll be very happy
withwha t you defpife .
”-“Hold
,hold,Sir,
cried Jenk infon, there are two words to thatbargain . As for that lady’s fortune, Sir,you fha ll never touch a fingle ftiver of
it . Pray your honour,” continued he to
Sir Will iam,
” can the ’Squire have this
lady’s fortune if he be married to ano
ther ?”
fim ple d emand,” replied the Baronet
,
“IHOVV can you make fu ch a
undoubtedly he cannot .” —“I am fo‘rry
for that,
” cried Jenk infon for as this
gentleman and I have been old fellow
fporters, I have a friendfhip for him .
But I mult declare,well as I love him
,
that his contract i s not Worth a tobacco
ftopper,
The VI CAR of WAKEFI ELD . 205
ftopper, for he is married already .
! ou l ie, l ike a rafca l,returned the
’Squire,who feem ed rowed by this infu lt ,
I never was legally married to any woNman . Indeed
,begging your honour’s
pardon,replied the other
,you were ;
and I hope you will fhewa proper re
turn of friendfhip to your own honeft
Jenk infon, who brings you a wife, and
if the company reftra ins their cu riOfitya fewminutes, they fha ll fee her .
”—So
faying he went off with his u fu a l celerity,and left us all unable to form any proba
ble conj ecture as to his defign Ay let
him go,
” cried the ’Squire,whatever
elfe I may have done I defy him there .
I am too old now to be frightened with
fqujbs.”
I am furprifed, faid the Baronet,
what the fellow can intend by this . Some
low piece of humour I fu ppofe !
Perhaps, Sir, replied I , “he may have
a more
206 The V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
a more feriou s meaning . For when we
reflect on the various fchem es this gen
t lem an laid to fedu ce innocence,perhaps
fome one more artful than the reft has
been found able to deceive him . When
we confider what numbers he has ru
ined,how many parents now feel with
angu ifh the infamy and the contamination
which he has brought into their families,
it would not fu rprife me if fome one of
them -Amazement ! Do I feemy loft dau gh
ter! DO I ho ld her ! It is,it Is my life
,my
happinefs . I thought thee loft,my Olivia
,
yet fti ll I hold thee— and ft i ll fh a lt thou
l ive to blefs me .” —The warm eft tranf
ports of the fondeft lover were not great
er than mine when I fawhim introducemy child, and held my daughter in mya rms,whofe fi lence only fpoke her raptures .And
'
art“ thou returned to me,my dar
ling,cried I
,to be my comfort in
age That fhe is,cried Jenk infon,
and make much of her,for fhe i s your
own
208 The V I CAR of WAKEF I ELD .
and m arried them both as faft as the
cloth could make them . Perhaps you ’l l
think it was generofi ty that made me do all
this . Bu t no . To my fham e I confefs it,
my only defign was to keep the licence
and let the ’Squire know that I couldprove it upon him whenever I thought
proper,and fo make him come down
whenever I wanted money .
” A bu rft of
pleafu re now feem ed to fill the whole apart
ment ; our j oy reached even to the common room
,where the prifoners them fe lves
fym pa thiz ed,
And fhook thei r cha in;
In t ranfp or t and rude ha rmony .
Happinefs expanded upon every face,and even Olivia ’s cheek feem ed flu fhed with
p leafu re . To be thus reftored to reputa
tion,to friends and fortune at once
,was a
rapture fu fficient to ftop the progrefs of de
cay and reftore former health and vivacity.
But perhaps among al l there was not onewho
The VI CAR of WAK EF I EL D . 209
who felt fincerer p leafu re than I . Stil l
holding the dear- loved child in my arms,
I afked my heart if thefe tranfports were not
delufion. How could you,
” cried I,turn
ing to Mr . Jenk infon,“how could you
add to my m iferies by the ftory of her
death ! But it matters not,my pleafu re at
finding her again,i s more than a recom
pence for the pain .
As to your qu eftion, repl ied Jenkinfon
, that is eafily anfwered . I thought
the only probable means of freeing youfrom prifon, was by fubm itt ing to the’Squire
,and confent ing to his marriage
with the other young lady . But thefe
you had vowed never to grant while your
daughter was l iving,there was therefore
no other method to bring things to bear
but by perfu ad ing you that fhe was dead .
I prevailed on your wife to j oin in the de
ce i t,and we have not had a fit oppor
tunity of undeceiving you t ill now.
2 10 The VI CAR of WAKEFILD .
In the whole a ffem bly now there only ap
peared two faces that did no t glow withtranfport . Mr . Thornhill ’s affu rance had
entirely forfaken him : he now fawthegulph of infamy and want before him
,and
trembled to take the plunge . He the i efore
fell on his knees before his uncle,and in a
voice of piercing m ifery implored com paf
fion. Sir William was going to fpu rn him
away,but at my requ eft he ra ifed him,
and
after pau fing a fewmoments, Thy vices,
crimes,and ingratitude
,
”cried he
,
“deferve no tendernefs ; yet thou fhalt not
be entirely forfaken,a bare competence
fha ll be fu pplied , to fupport the wants of
l ife,but not its follies . This young
lady,thy wife
,fha ll be put in pof
fefli on of a third part of that fortune
which once was thine,and from her ten
dernefs alone thou art to expect any
extraordinary fu pplies for the future .
He was going to exprefs his gratitude for
fu ch k indnefs in a fet fpeech ; but the
Baronet
2 1 2 The’
V I CAR of WAKEFI EL D .
my daughter Sophia,who
,for fome rea
fons we could no t comprehend,did not
feem perfectly fa t isfied .
“I think now,
”
cried he,with a fm ile
,that al l the com
pany,except one or two
,feem perfectly
happy . There only remains an act of
ju ftice for m e to do . ! ou are fenfi ble ,Sir
,
” continued he,turning to me
,of the
obligations we both owe Mr . Jenkinfonfor his late affidu ity in detecting a fcoun
drel It is but j u ft we fhou ld both i e
ward him for it . Your youngeft daugh
ter,Miss Sophia
,will
,I am fure
,make
him very happy,and he fha ll have“ from
me five hundred pounds as her fortune,
and upon this I am fure they can l ive
very comfortably together. Come,M ifs
Sophia,what fay you to this match of my
My
poor girl feem ed a lm oft finking into her
mother ’s arms at the hideous propofa l .Have him
,Sir ! cried fhe faintly. N0
,
What,cried he again
,
not
making ? Wi ll you have him ?”
Sir,never .
The V I CAR of WAK EF I EL D .
not have Mr . Jenkinfon, your benefacto
an handfom e young fellow,with five hun
dred pounds and good expectations !”
I beg,Sir
,
” returned fhe,fcarce able
to fpeak ,
“that you ’l l defift and notmake me fo very wretched . Was
ever fu ch obftina cy known , cried he
again,to refu fe a man whom the fam ily
has fu ch infinite Obligations to,who
has preferved your fi fter . What nothave him !” No
,Sir
,never
,
” replied
fh e,angrily
,
“I ’d fooner die firft .
” “If
that be the cafe then,
” cried he,
“if you
will not have him— I think I m u ft have
you m yfelf.” And fo faying
,he caught
her to h is breaft with ardour . My love
l ieft, my molt fenfible of girls,cried h
how could you ever think your own Bur
chel l could deceive you,or that Sir Wil
l iam Thornhill could ever ceafe to admire
a m iftrefs that loved him for him fe lf a
lone ? I have for fome years fought for a
woman,who a ftranger to my fortune
could
2 14 The ‘V I CAR of WAKEF I EL D .
could think that I had merit as a man.
After having tried in vain,even am ongft
the pert and the ugly,how great at
laft m u ft be my rapture to have made a
conqu eft over fu ch fenfe and fa ch hea
venly beauty .
” Then turning to Jen
k infon,
“As I cannot,Sir
,part with
this young lady m yfelf, for fhe has taken a
fancy to the cut of my face,all the re
com pence I can make is to give you her
fortune,and you may call upon my ftew
ard to-morrow for five hundred pounds .”
Thus we had all our compliments to t e
peat,and Lady Thornhill underwent the
fame round of ceremony that her fifters had
done before . In the mean time Sir Willi
am’s gentleman appeared to tell us that the
equipages were ready to carry us to the
inn,where every thing was prepared for
o u r reception . My wife and I led the van,
and left thofe gloomy m anfions of forrow.
The generous Baronet ordered forty pounds
to be d iftribu ted among the prifoners, and
Mr.
“00090m m wm m m om m m m aom wnw m m m om m
C H A P . X III .
The Conclu fion.
HE next morning as foon as I awakedI found my eldeft fon fitting by my
bedfide , who came to encreafe my j oy withanother turn of fortune in my favour . Firft
having releafed me from the fe tt lem ent that
I had made the day before in his favour,
he let me know that my merchant whohad failed in town was a rrefted at Antwerp
,
and there had given up effects to a much
greater amount than what was due to hi s
creditors . My boy ’ s generofi ty pleafed me
a lm oft as much as this unlooked for good
fortune . But I had some doubts whether I
VO L . 1 1 . L ought
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ought in j u ftice to accept his offer. WhileIwa s pondering upon this
,Sir William en
t ered the room,to whom I communicated
my doubts . .His opinion was,that as my
fonwas already poffeffed of a very affluentfortune by his marriage
,I might accept his
offer without any hefit a t ion. His bufinefs ,however, was to inform me that as he hadthenight before fent for the licences, and ex
pected them everyhou r,he hoped that I would
not refu fe my afli ftance in making all the
company happy that morning . A footman
entered while we were fpeaking,to tell us
that the m effenger was returned, and as I
was by this time ready,I went down , where I
found the whole company as merry as a ffiu
ence and innocence could make them . How
ever,as they were nowpreparing for a very
folem nceremony, their laughter entirely dif
pleafed me . I told them of the grave ,becom
ing and fubl im e deportment they fhou ld af
fume upon this m yftica l occafion, and read
them two homilies and a thefis of m y owncom
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there will be no bu finefs done here today . This a t once reduced them
to reafon. The Baronet and his Lady
were firft married,and then my fon and
his lovely partner .
I had previou fly that morning given
orders that a coach fhou ld be fent
for my honeft neighbour Flamborough
and his family,by which means
,upon
our return to the inn,we had the p leafu re
of finding the two M ifs Flam boroughsal ighted before us Mr . Jenk infon gavehis hand to the e ldeft, and my fonMo
fes led up the other ; (and I have fince
found that he has taken a real l iking tothe girl
,and my confent and bounty he
fh a ll have whenever he thinks proper to
demand them .) We were no fooner re
turned to the inn,but numbers of my pa
rifhioners,hearing of my fu ccefs
,came to
congratulate me,but among the reft were
t li ofe who rofe to refcu e me,and whom
I for
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I formerly rebuked with fu ch fharpnefs . Itold the ftory to Sir Will iam ,
my fon- in- law,
who went out and reproved them with great
feveri ty ; but finding them quite dif
heartened by his harfh reproof,he gave
them half a guinea a piece to drink his
health and ra ife their dej ected fp irits .
Soon after this we were called to a verygenteel entertainment
,whichwas dreft by
Mr. Thornhi ll ’s cook . And it may not be
improper to obferve with refpect to that
gentleman,that he nowrefides in qual ity of
companion at a relation’s hou fe, being verywell l iked and fe ldom fitting at the fide
table,except when there is no room at the
other for they make no ftranger of him .
His time i s pretty much taken up in keep
ing his relation,who is a l ittle melancholy
,
in fp irits, and in learning to blow the French
horn . My e ldeft daughter, however, ftill
remembers him with regret ; and fhe has
even
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even told me,though I make a great fecret
of i t,that when he reforms fhe may be
brought to relent But to return,for
I am not apt to digrefs thus, when we
were to fit down to dinner ou r ceremonies
were going to be renewed . The qu eftionwas whether my e ldeft daughter, as being
a matron,fhou ld not fit above the two
young brides,but the debate was cut fhort
by my fonGeorge,who propofed, that the
company fhou ld fi t indifcrim ina tely, every
gentleman by his lady,This was t e
ce ived with great approbation by all,ex
cepting my wife, who I could perceive was
not perfectly fa t isfied,as fhe expected to
have had the pleafu re of fitting at the headof the table and carving all the meat for
all the company . But notwithftand ing this,i t i s im poffible to defcribe our good hu
mour. I can’
t fay whether we had more
wit am ongft us now than u fu a l but I‘am
certain we had more laughing,which an
fwered the end as well . One j eft I particu larlv