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Independent of the week NatalieBanyard discovers a cocktail-lover’s

paradise on Christmas Steps

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With itscreative,independentshops andgalleries,Bristol’shistoric and

beautiful Christmas Steps hasbecome known as the city’s ArtsQuarter. And Weber & Tring’sowner, Sarah Weber, believesthere’s as much art in makingthe perfect cocktail as there isin painting the perfect picture.Selling Bristol’s finest

selection of spirits and liqueurs,Weber & Tring’s opened itsdoors last November.“The idea is to offer the A-Z of

cocktail making,” says Sarah,who is extremely glamorous,exceedingly French andextraordinarily passionate aboutall things cocktail.“Lots of people would love to

go home after work and enjoy aMartini cocktail, but don’t knowhow. We’re here to help.”Weber & Tring’s sits

comfortably on Christmas Steps.Small and stylish withwhite-washed cabinets, stoneflooring, wooden barrels andlarge, antique mirrors, the shopis something of an alcoholboutique!But this is not a case of style

over substance. The shelves areloaded with everything youcould need to make the perfect

cocktail, including equipmentand books, bitters, apéritifs,vermouth, sherry, port,Champagne, wine and specialistspirits.The only thing it doesn’t sell

is anything apple-based –Sarah’s leaving that to herfriends at Bristol Cider Shop,opposite.Sarah emigrated to Bristol

from France in 2007, when shewas a 20-year-old exchangestudent. Getting a job as abarmaid in Revolution on StNicholas Street, she began todevelop an interest in the nobleart of cocktail-making.“I found it interesting – all the

different kinds of cocktails andalso all the different varieties ofvodkas from all around theworld. I enjoyed finding outwhere certain vodkas were from,how they differed in taste, whatcocktails you could make withthem.“After gaining experience in

Revolution, I moved to TheSevernshed before going towork at The Rummer Hotel for anumber of years, which had avery good cocktail bar.“I entered cocktail

competitions and won straightaway, which was great. I also gotto meet a lot of people andrealised the cocktail scene waspretty big in Bristol.“Despite that, there was

nowhere in Bristol that I couldreally buy the equipment Ineeded – everything had to beordered online and I like to havethings straight away! That’swhen the idea for this shopcame about.”Sarah shared her dream with

husband Richard Tring, whoowns Bristol’s exclusive RedLight Cocktail Bar off the

bottom of Park Street.“My husband and I met when

we worked together in a barcalled Whitelock & Grace inClifton,” Sarah tells me, “and weboth loved working withcocktails.“We discovered that he

wanted to open a bar and Iwanted to open a shop. Thatwas the dream.

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“I knew the market was there.In Bristol, you have winemerchants for wine and BristolCider Shop for cider and otherapple products, but nothingreally for spirits and cocktails.“I was on the stall next to the

owners of Bristol Cider Shop ata Christmas market two yearsago and I told them I would loveto open a shop near them. I

didn’t think it would actuallyhappen! Anyway, after a lot ofhard work, Richard opened RedLight in October and I openedWeber & Tring’s in November.The dream came true.”

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Skincare Sick of paying a fortune forbeauty creams? Worried about chemicalingredients? You can make your ownproducts with help from Clifton-basedSchool of Natural Skincare. Kate Edsertalks to its founder, Gail Francombe.

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If we are mindful of thefood we eat, doesn’t italso make sense to beselective when it comes towhat we apply to ourskin? Whether it’singredients that go into or

on to our bodies, most peoplewould agree that it’s best tostick to natural products.But while it’s easy to pick out

fresh and organic food, it’s moredifficult to know which lotionsand creams are truly “natural”.To be sure, you can make yourown – and save a fortune in theprocess – with a course here inBristol at the School of NaturalSkincare.It is the brainchild of Gail

Francombe, who was brought upin South Gloucestershire andreturned to Bristol a few yearsago after stints working abroadand in London.She explains: “My background

is in teaching English as aforeign language all over theworld and when I came back toEngland I worked as an eventsmanager for Save the Childrenbased in London.

“But it got to the point wherethe commuting was getting a bitmuch and I remember on theTube one morning thinking‘surely there is more to life thanthis’. I’d had enough.“I decided I wanted to go off

to New Zealand for a year tolearn how to live off the land,get back to nature and have acomplete change of lifestyle.“It included basic herbal

medicine and making balms andcreams, so that was the start ofit for me. Firstly it was a shift indiet, so eating natural andorganic foods, and then fromthere I decided I wanted to useorganic things on my skin.“Often you pick up organic

skin care products and turnthem over and you’re still notsure what’s in them and I wasn’tcompletely convinced they wereas natural as they were claiming.“Because I’d had this

back-to-nature and do-it-yourselfapproach on the course in NewZealand, I decided to startmaking products for my own useand it grew from there.“That got me up and running,

selling products online and atcraft fairs and markets aroundthe city. As I was selling, peoplewere asking me what was inthem and how I make them andshowing a lot of interest, and Irealised that I could startteaching people how to maketheir own.”And so the School of Natural

Skincare was born four yearsago and now offers regularworkshops, recipes and onlinetraining from a base in Clifton.While Gail was developing thebusiness, she met her nowpartner, Gareth Despres, whoruns his aromatherapy andmassage practice alongside theschool and also offersperfume-making courses.Join one of their workshops

and you’ll learn to makeproducts for face, body and bathusing ingredients like essentialoils, vegetable oils, cocoa butter,shea butter and mango butter,wax and clay along with some“kitchen cupboard” staples such

as sugar, salt and oats.“There are different levels of

difficulty,” says Gail. “The mostsimple product to make wouldbe a facial serum of oils that youblend together, or a lip balmwhere you add wax to the oil tothicken it. The next level mightbe a cream, which is a bit morecomplicated because it involveswater and oil, so you use anemulsifying wax to bind the twoingredients together.“You choose the ingredients

based on the skin type youhave. If you wanted an anti-agingcream then you’d use specialingredients which would helpregenerate the skin, such asfrankincense and rosehip oil. Foryoung skin, tea tree oil is theone everyone knows, but itdoesn’t smell very nice, so youcould use lavender orbergamot.”We give out recipes and at the

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they are putting on their skinand the face is what the worldsees all the time, so face creamis a popular one. Also peoplelike making bath bombs becausethey are quite fun and makegood presents; lots of people gohome and say their kids lovemaking them.“It’s vastly cheaper to make

your own, too. For a lip balmyou might be looking at 50p andyou could make a lovely facecream for £2.”

For more about the School ofNatural Skincare, details ofup-coming workshops in February,recipes and online training, visitwww.schoolofnaturalskincare.com,call Gail on 07976 403829, oremail [email protected].

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The chances are,you’ve never heardof Nest(www.nest.com).Nest is aCalifornia-basedstart-up whose

mantra is “We reinvent things”.So far, they’ve reinvented

smoke alarms and centralheating thermostats,transforming somethinghumdrum into somethingbeautiful, wirelessly connectedto the internet, and – of course –many times more expensive.Last week, Google bought

Nest for $3.2 billion (just under£2 billion).The question everyone

immediately started asking –just as they did when Googlerecently bought a roboticscompany – was: Why?What does Google want with a

company that makes connectedthermostats?

Well, there were two thingsabout Nest that made it soirresistible. The first was itsdesign team. Google wants toout-Apple Apple, so it needsdesigners who can creategorgeous products at areasonable cost. Nest had those.The second was connectivity

in the home. Nest has managedto create simple networkeddevices that don’t look likecomputers. They look a little bitfuturistic, but aren’tcomplicated.

So put yourself in Google’sshoes for a moment.It rules the web, whether web

users like it or not. People havetried making better searchengines, but no-one hassucceeded.Therefore to grow – and

capitalism says good companiesmust grow – Google has to ruleother markets too.It’s investing money in

companies it thinks will help itgrow towards smart devices inmillions of homes. Thosedevices might not bethermostats or smoke alarms –even Google might not knowwhat they are yet. But when itdoes, it wants the right brainson board to help it build them.And anyway, $3.2 billion

sounds like a lot to you and me,but it’s peanuts to Google.Even if good networked

devices take ten years to create,it will be a good investment.

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CITY’S ARTAND SOUL

Bristol is a creative hub,renowned for its street art.But while tourists flock tosee what we have to offer,we Bristolians often take itfor granted. Now’s thetime to change that. Take

a look at the fabulous artwork on yourdoorstep by joining a Where the Wallguided walking tour.These local tours guide you around the

street art of Bristol every Saturday fromMay to October and on selectedSaturdays during the rest of the year. Thenext tour will start at 11am on Saturday,January 25.The two-hour walking tours are a

unique historical and cultural journeyinto Bristol street art. You’ll find out thebackground stories behind some ofBristol’s biggest street art and discoverwork you’ve never seen before.The tour route takes you past at least

50 artworks, beginning with the street artin the centre of Bristol before delvinginto Bristol’s independent and creativequarter.The walk takes in some of Bristol’s

most elaborate and impressive murals,including classic Banksy artworks andaerosol art from international artistssuch as Tats Cru.As street art is a transient and

changing world with new artworksappearing each month, the tour guideswill always show you the latest and mostcutting-edge artwork.Each tour is led by people who are

passionate and informed about theBristol street art scene, and this year theWhere the Wall team is joined by newtour leader, Felix “FLX” Braun.Felix was a pioneer of the Bristol

graffiti scene when he started painting 30years ago alongside Inkie and NickWalker in the infamous Crime Inc Crew.

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EATING OUT Reviews by Mark Taylor

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EATING INThink beerjust goes inpint glasses?Think again

Having worked withfood and drinkproducers for thepast 25 years, Bristolbrand designconsultant IanSalisbury has long

harboured a desire to produce acookbook of his own.Through his business Salisbury

Associates, Ian now specialises inworking on design and marketingwith small and medium-sized localproducers such as Butcombe and it iswith the Wrington-based brewerythat he has collaborated on the bookCooking with Beer & Cider.A collection of original recipes,

combined with recipes supplied byfarmer and TV presenter AdamHenson and Michelin-starred chefJosh Eggleton of the Pony & Trap inChew Magna, the book includesdelicious dishes such as SomersetCheddar and Butcombe soup andbeer-steamed sea bass.“For me, design and cooking are

remarkably similar processes and Ifeel very comfortable aroundingredients, flavours and presentationof food,” said Ian.He had the idea of producing a

book using beer and cider as thebasis for some recipes that mayencourage people to cook at home.”Unusually, Ian created the recipes,

designed, artworked and wrote thebook himself. He also styled,art-directed and cooked the dishesfor photographer John Hytch, and thephotographs were taken in his ownkitchen and dining room.“Butcombe welcomed the idea for a

cookbook using their beers andciders and placed great faith in myabilities to produce the entirepublication,” he said.For this chocolate cake recipe, Ian

used Butcombe Brunel IPA. A clean,dry and hoppy beer that’s amber incolour and full-bodied, it has abittersweet finish that echoes thecocoa and sweetness of the cake.Ian says: “It’s a stunning dark,

moist and rich chocolate cake, sweetwith bitter, malty notes. It’s anindulgent cake that can be eaten as adessert or tea-time treat.”

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PORT WILL FLOAT YOUR BOATUK travel Tim Davey discovers there’s more, much more, to Portsmouth than being a

nautical gateway to France and Spain.

Portsmouth is one of thoseplaces we’ve been to dozensof times over the years butnever really paused longenough to take stock of whatwas on offer there. Normallyour view of it involves passing

its historic dockside either heading out orhome from aboard a cross-channel ferry.I now acknowledge that we should have

lingered there a while.Because, recently, we headed along our

usual route, out of Bristol, throughSalisbury, down a slice of the M27 for aweekend in this world-famous maritimecommunity.The historic waterfront is no misnomer. It

is a really atmospheric place, packed full ofmomentous memories, all exceedingly well

presented and packaged.There is, be warned, an awful lot to see.Nelson’s warship HMS Victory, HMS

Warrior, launched in 1860 and once thepride of Queen Victoria’s fleet, plus HenryVIII’s flagship the Mary Rose, or what’s leftof it (and there’s an astonishingly largeamount) in its own modern museumexperience alongside the Victory.But you can throw in lots more than that.We kicked off our day visit with a guided

tour of the Victory. The nice thing is thesetours are timed, so, as a consequence youdon’t feel hassled or bump into the tripahead of you.That’s very important because the Victory

is no place for crowding. Its decks are low,its staircases narrow, but what a piece ofhistory it is. It oozes the stuff from every

deck, the admiral rooms, the guns, the crewquarters and, poignantly, the place whereNelson fell and the location where he gaspedhis last breath.All three of us, my wife, teenage grandson

and me, were fascinated by this wonderfulship and the tour experience was enlivenedfurther by the excellent guide, a servingmember of the Royal Navy as this is, afterall, still a vessel of our fleet.When we traipsed off down the gangplank

we realised we’d learned an awful lot moreabout Admiral Nelson, his ship and theBattle of Trafalgar, as well as what life waslike at sea in those days. The word harshdoesn’t come into it.The Mary Rose museum, a short step

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we had headed off to Portsmouth for ourday of sightseeing. The dockyard and thelandmark Spinnaker Tower were both on ouragenda.However, cometh the hour and we had to

acknowledge defeat on the tower trip thatfirst day because we had taken so muchtime looking around the historic waterfront.No matter, we returned next day, Sunday.

It was not quite so fine and clearunfortunately, but you could still gaze formiles and miles and miles from the top ofthe Spinnaker.You get there courtesy of a manned

elevator ride lasting less than 30 seconds,and step out more than 300 feet (100metres) above the city and seafront.It was well worth it. Not just for the views

around, or sipping a tea and coffee at such agreat height, but because of a nice littlefrisson of fear they build into the trip. Thisinvolves walking across a sheet of glasswhich looks straight down... awesome.The café is a floor above this experience

and one more floor above that is a viewingarea open to the elements.Down below my wife, who had opted out

of the tower visit, was indulging in someshopping in the Gunwharf Quaysemporiums. This is a seriously goodshopping complex which really works andthe place has a vast amount of decentrestaurants and bars.Hayling Island, our hotel location, was

quaint with its shingle beach, a discreetfun-fair and seafront narrow gauge train.So was Southsea, tacked on to

Portsmouth, which we also visited. It boastsa great seafront promenade with lots ofactivities lurking behind the sea wall,including Southsea Castle, built by HenryVIII and right on the front the Blue ReefAquarium which was fascinating, especiallytheir giant rays which seemed to think anyhuman gawping at them was about to feedthem so they popped their curious framesright out of the water when you stood near.We drove home late on the Sunday

afternoon all agreeing that this had been areally interesting weekend, full of fascinatingthings to do and see, combined with somegreat food and a hefty chunk of serious retailtherapy.

one representing a deck of this ill-fatedwarship, which sank in 1545.Some of the contents of this wreck which

the sea gave up to the divers areexceptional. Cleverly, the contents, say, ofthe ship’s carpenter, found in his cabin, havebeen housed in an individual exhibition,along with the skeleton found there, too,with a re-creation of what the unfortunatesoul looked like.Next up (and included in the ticket) was a

harbour tour. Again, just as on the Victory,this was highly informative and entertainingwith lots of info about the many and variousfloating fighting machines (HMS Bristolbeing one of them) on view.There are plenty of places where you can

grab a coffee or a meal and we did both,before popping into some more of themuseums and a place called Action Stationwhere you can go on a Marines inspiredassault course, command a submarine orfire at cruise missiles heading towards yourvessel.Now all this was on our first full day in

Portsmouth, a Saturday.We’d driven up on the Friday night to our

hotel, The Langstone, just outside the citylimits on Hayling Island. Like lots of placesin this part of the world it had a lovely vistaout across the water and a whole heap offacilities including an excellent swimmingpool, gym and spa which guests can use.

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He possesses avoice that hasbeen comparedto the Americansoul greats butJohn Newmanoriginates a long

way from Detroit.Hailing from Settle in the

Yorkshire Dales, Newman beganplaying guitar and writing hisown songs aged just 14 andsoon learned how to record andproduce himself, making hisown house tracks and DJing.A few years later and all the

influences started to stack up toform the basis of Newman’ssound. Think the pure soul andgroove of early Stax andMotown, add a dash of JamesBrown and Prince, a smatteringof Black Keys, and mix it alltogether with a bit ofDangermouse. It’s all in there,but what really hits you is thatvoice, a voice that has beenlikened to as diverse a range ofartists as Otis Redding, MarvinGaye and Amy Winehouse.Newman’s voice and his songs

cut through with a depth and arichness that’s way beyond his24 years.He has just been nominated

for two Brit Awards, includingBritish Male Solo Artist,alongside David Bowie, JamesBlake and Jake Bugg.In 2012, a year before his first

solo material had even seen thelight of day, Newman scored anumber one single, appeared onboth Later with Jools Holland,and the Christmas Top Of ThePops, and had written and sungon two of the biggest dance hitsin years: Rudimental’s massivenumber one Feel The Love andthe anthemic Not Giving In.Born in North Yorkshire, to a

mother obsessed with Motownand Northern Soul, Newmannever really knew you could bea singer, that you could expressyourself through writing andperforming your own songs.No one from where he grew

up ever spoke about such athing; indeed, to bring thesubject up among your schoolfriends would only provokescorn. But as a teenager, havingwatched his elder brother leavehome and form a band, Johnrealised there was a worldbeyond everything he knew.As a young woman, Newman’s

mum had danced to NorthernSoul at Wigan Pier. A quarter of

a century later her son was inthe same legendary venuedancing to hard house music.The house music he loved

turned into hip-hop, thenMotown, then his mum’s eclecticSeventies and Eighties vinyl.There were albums by DianaRoss and James Brown, therewas Northern Soul and punk,too, and Newman loved playingthem so much he began DJing atlocal birthday parties.At the same time he was

listening to Damien Rice, RayLamontagne and Ben Harper ashe taught himself guitar. Aged15, Newman commandeered thecupboard under the stairs and,being a confirmed DIY nut,turned it into his first studio.Before long he was doing solo

gigs in local pubs, advertisedwith his own photoshoots,posters and artwork. He took itall online and suddenly he wastoo busy for some of hisprevious pursuits.“It was time to stop getting

arrested and start taking musicseriously,” he laughs, clearly notmissing a career illegally ridingmopeds across farmers’ fields.“Saturday morning’s better whenyou don’t wake up in a cell…”

When he left school hewanted to be a mechanic, but hesoon realised he was spendingmore time asleep in the backrecovering from gigs than hewas learning about carburettors.“I was sat in class writing

songs,” he says. “I’d gone totallyover to music and once I knowwhat I want to do, I do it.”With that decision made, he

moved to Leeds, where hestudied at the College of Musicfor three years, before moving toLondon, where he formed hisfirst band with Piers Agget, whowent on to start Rudimental.The rest, as they say, is history.At the end of last year,

Newman’s debut album, Tribute,stormed into the UK chart atnumber one, beating the likes ofPaul McCartney, Pearl Jam andCher to the top spot.Now he’s on the road for his

second major UK tour after atrio of hit singles – Love MeAgain (which has just beennominated for British Single ofthe Year in the 2014 Brits),Cheating and Losing Sleep –stopping off at Bristol’s O2Academy for what promises tobe an unmissable show.

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FILM

Taking viewers inside the folk scene of the Sixties

Verdict

In a year littered withterrific films andeye-catchingperformances, one or twogems were always goingto be short-changed in theAcademy Awards

nominations.Few could have predicted that

Joel and Ethan Coen, who wonfour golden statuettes for NoCountry For Old Men and Fargo,would be among the casualtieswhen they were armed with thisdelightful and artfully composedcomedy drama.Admittedly, Inside Llewyn

Davis moves to its own softbeat, the colour palette is earthyand the humour dry rather thanlaugh-out-loud funny.But the script is peppered

with polished one-liners, thedirection elegant andperformances are exemplary.Every frame beautifully harks

back to the Greenwich Villagefolk scene of the early 1960s.

Like the central character,essayed by Oscar Isaac whoshould have usurped ChristianBale on the Oscars shortlist, theCoens’ film has been unfairlyovershadowed.Isaac plays the eponymous

musician, who has yet torecover from the suicide of hissinging partner.He ricochets from one gig to

the next, begging for temporaryrefuge on the couches of friendsincluding Mitch Gorfein (EthanPhillips) and his wife Lillian(Robin Bartlett).By accident, Llewyn lets out

the Gorfeins’ cat and heembarks on a mission to trackdown the feline before his hostsnotice the animal is missing.Thankfully, Llewyn locates the

animal but since he is unable toreturn it to the lockedapartment, the singer-songwritertakes his four-legged nemesis tothe flat of friends Jim (JustinTimberlake) and Jean (Carey

Mulligan), who are also asinging duo.Jean’s frustrations with

Llewyn soon boil over.“Everything you touch turns

to s*** – like King Midas’s idiotbrother!” she seethes, eventuallyrevealing the source of her ire.Llewyn still crashes at Jean

and Jim’s flat, with a cheeryarmy recruit and aspiring folksinger called Troy Nelson(Stark Sands).“Did you meet Elvis?” enquires

Oscar casually.“No, I did not meet Private

Presley,” Troy crisply responds.When the Gorfeins’ cat

escapes for a second time,Llewyn resigns himself to tellingthem the horrible truth andheads to Chicago for animportant audition in thecompany of drug-addicted jazzmusician Roland Turner (JohnGoodman) and his driverJohnny Five (Garrett Hedlund).Interspersed with musical

performances by the cast, InsideLlewyn Davis is another offbeatcharacter study from the Coensproving what goes around,comes around.Isaac is terrific, weathering

each outrageous misfortunewith the same look of mournfulresignation, while Mulligan playseffectively against type as afeisty independent woman, whoisn’t afraid to speak her mind.Colourful supporting

performances providebookmarks for Llewyn’s journeyof self-discovery and the cat,which lands the protagonist introuble, inevitably provides oneof the film’s comical high points.

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Family tensions boil over on a sweltering August day

Verdict

Everybody hurts inAugust: OsageCounty, adaptedfor the screen byTracy Letts fromhis 2008 PulitzerPrize-winning play.

Some of the dysfunctionalfamily at the film’s emotionalcore suffer superficial wounds:dents to foolish pride, bruises tooverinflated egos, grazes fromexpertly tossed verbal barbs.However, many of this

conflicted clan are not sofortunate, harbouring deeppsychological scars that havefestered for years.Death is the only salvation

from this misery.In the meantime, family

members react to the constantthrob of anguish andself-loathing by lashing out attheir nearest and dearest.John Wells’ film opens in the

calm before an inevitable stormwith grizzled patriarch Beverly

Weston (Sam Shepard) hiring aNative American woman calledJohnna (Misty Upham) as alive-in carer and cook for hispill-popping, terminally ill wife,Violet (Meryl Streep).Soon after, Beverly vanishes

from his rural Oklahomahomestead and his lifeless bodyis recovered five days later in anearby lake.Violet telephones her three

daughters for support and theydutifully, if reluctantly, rally toher desperate cause.Youngest child Ivy (Julianne

Nicholson) lives nearby whileoldest child Barbara (JuliaRoberts) arrives from out oftown with her estrangedhusband Bill (Ewan McGregor)and their disgruntled 14-year-olddaughter, Jean (Abigail Breslin).Flighty middle child Karen

(Juliette Lewis) is last tomaterialise, waltzing into townwith her new beau, sleazyFlorida businessman Steve

Heidebrecht (Dermot Mulroney).Violet’s waspish sister Mattie

Fae (Margo Martindale), herlong-suffering husband Charles(Chris Cooper) and their sociallyawkward son Little Charles(Benedict Cumberbatch) alsocrowd around the dinner table,where drug-addled Violet insistson serving up bile-slatheredinsults alongside Johnna’slovingly prepared meal.“You’re in rare form today, Vi,”

quips Charles, hoping todissipate some of the tension,but his sister-in-law is spoilingfor a fight.Set largely within the

claustrophobic Weston house ona sweltering summer afternoon,August: Osage County cannotescape its theatrical origins.Wells harnesses tour-de-force

performances from theensemble cast.Streep is in blistering form,

baiting her eldest daughter for aheated response with each

swingeing sideswipe: “If you’dhad more than one child, you’dknow a parent always hasfavourites.”Fellow Oscar nominee Roberts

is equally impressive, finallylosing her cool in a hystericalscene with a plate of fish.Martindale is mesmerising whileBrits abroad McGregor andCumberbatch offer solid accentsin slightly underwrittensupporting roles.Like so many family

gatherings, the film ends intears, recriminations and theunsettling promise of moredamage to come.

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THEATRE

This year’sSlapstick Festivalhas twomilestones tocelebrate. For onething, the brilliant,Bristol-based

celebration of silent and classiccomedy is marking its tenthbirthday – and the 2014 Festival,with its scores of famous funnyfolk in attendance, is a far cryfrom the small debut festivalthat opened in Bristol a decadeago.But Slapstick’s own

anniversary isn’t the only onebeing celebrated this year. Thisyear’s festival also kick-starts aglobal series of events markingthe centenary of CharlieChaplin’s best-loved character,the Little Tramp. And, as part ofits own packed programme,Slapstick will host a galascreening of Chaplin’s silentmasterwork City Lights,accompanied live by a 39-pieceorchestra playing Chaplin’s ownscore for the film.Chaplin’s 1931 classic,

regularly voted one of thegreatest films of all time, followsthe misadventures of theirrepressible Tramp as he fallsin love with a blind girl anddevelops a turbulent friendshipwith an alcoholic millionaire.The event, this Friday eveningat 7.30pm at Colston Hall, willbe hosted by actor, stand-upand Chaplin enthusiast OmidDjalili.Elsewhere, this year’s

Slapstick programme is themost ambitious in itsdecade-long history, with topcomedians and actors looking inat the festival’s four venues(Arnolfini, Bristol Old Vic,Colston Hall and Watershed)across the city centre.Barry Cryer, Harry Hill, Terry

Jones, Phill Jupitus, PaulMcGann, Lucy Porter, Tim Vineand all three members oflegendary 1970s comic trio TheGoodies are among those on theroster.Comedian, author and

television presenter Hill, whoseown comedy owes a healthy

Festival marks milestone with Chaplin and Goodies

debt to the slapstick tradition,will be revealing his all-timefavourite comedy clips in thecompany of formerGoodie-turned Radio 4 comedyfave Graeme Garden at BristolOld Vic on Sunday 26 (4pm).And all three Goodies will beunveiling rare footage from thatmaster of silent and slapstickcomedy, Buster Keaton, at theOld Vic on the Saturdayafternoon at 4.30pm.Elsewhere, comic Lucy Porter

will introduce audiences to theart of Constance Talmadge, theearly silent movie star perhapsbest known for her role as thetomboyish Mountain Girl in the1916 epic film Intolerance (Sat25, Arnolfini, 11.30am), whileGarden will be back to celebratethe incomparable Jewish comicMax Davidson on Sunday atWatershed (10am).Stand-up comic and

undisputed master of theone-liner Tim Vine will be takinga fresh look at the comedy ofBenny Hill (Sun 26, Watershed,11.40am); Aardman’s Nick Park

will be sharing the bestslapstick antics of hisOscar-winning creation Gromit(Sat 25, BOV, 2.30pm); and ascreening of Monty Python’sslapstick-heavy last film TheMeaning Of Life will beintroduced by its director,co-writer and star, Python TerryJones, at the Old Vic at 8.15pmon Saturday.“We’re thrilled that so many

of today’s top comedyperformers want to be part ofSlapstick’s tenth birthdaycelebrations, and of ourcentenary salute to one of thegreatest comedy characters ofall time, Chaplin’s Tramp,”enthuses festival director ChrisDaniels.“Ten years ago, Slapstick was

a tiny event struggling to keepthe love of classic comedy alive.Now people of all ages comefrom all over, knowing that theywill get a weekend full oflaugh-out-loud enjoyment in thecompany of some of our bestknown and best lovedentertainers!”

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Enduring passion for Bristol’s streets shines through

ART

Mention thename ofBarringtonTabb toanyone withmore than apassing

interest in Bristol’s visual artslandscape and you’ll probablybe rewarded with a sigh ofappreciation.Born in Almondsbury in 1934,

and having since spent half acentury living and working inthe same house in Brislington,Tabb is one of the mostcelebrated and admired paintersof modern Bristol, documentingthe changing phases of the city’shistoric and industrial areaswith a wonderfully vibrant,colourful and unruly style inwhich paint is daubed thicklyand exuberantly across thecanvas and the straight lines ofthe man-made world acquire afluid energy.Bristol’s Cube Gallery has

represented this great artist forsome time, and has made himthe centrepiece of its typically

fine upcoming exhibition. WorldLandscape draws together a richvariety of landscape paintingsby some of the gallery’s regularexhibitors. Many of the scenesare inspired by the artists’travels around the world – butvisitors will recognise a fewlocal scenes in the mix, too.“Barrington Tabb is the

master of the mundane,”explains gallery manager TimHoward. “For 50 years he hasrecorded Bristol’s back streets,terraces, docks, railway bridges,canals and smoking factorychimneys. All his paintings arederived from small, quicklyexecuted drawings that are doneon the spot, complete withscribbled colour notes,descriptions of the prevailingweather and other reminders.”Given that his pictures feature

no parked cars, speed bumps orparking meters, Tabb’s enduringpassion for Bristol’s streets maybe tinged with nostalgia. But,says Tim, it would be wrong toview them merely as timecapsules, for Tabb usesnostalgia as a jumping-off point,not as an end in itself.“The strength and vitality of

his art derive from its blendingof past and present: bycombining vivid memories and

passionate feelings with acuteobservation, his paintingsresonate a sense of history.“They are living testimony to

the fact that Bristol has seenmore changes than most cities,especially in the post-war periodwhen the devastation of theBlitz gave way to the‘improvement’ schemes of theurban planners. The anonymityof concrete and steel replacedthe intimacy of time-stainedbrick and Cotswold stone. Theroar and pollution of the motorcar took over from the sound ofchildren playing in the streetsand the bustle of activity in thedocks and factories. Tabb’s workrecalls a bygone era.”For the last 20 years,

meanwhile, Tabb has sufferedfrom cellophane maculopathy, acondition that distorts visionand makes straight lines appearwavy. Hence the leaning trees,buildings and lampstands in hispaintings are depicted just as hesees them.Joining Tabb’s Bristol scenes

in the Cube’s survey ofcontemporary landscapepainting are works by DerekBalmer, a former RWA Presidentknown for his energetic,colourful scenes; KarenEdwards, a Bristol-based painter

of extraordinarily limpid,evocative seascapes andcityscapes from the South Westand far beyond; and Jack Frame,best known for his stunningdepictions of trees in blossom.So, Tim, why an exhibition of

landscape paintings? “On arecent trip to the ChineseMasters Exhibition at theVictoria and Albert Museum, wewere struck by the rich historysurrounding landscape art. Thismade us reflect on how theworld of landscape art haschanged and how wonderfullydiverse it has become.“We want to celebrate this

great, timeless subject thatinspires generation aftergeneration of artists all over theworld. The exhibition exploresthe journey of the artist, thereasons they are drawn to thissubject and the methods theyemploy to capture the scene.“For us, what defines a great

landscape painting is the instantreaction you have to an image –whether this is achieved by theuse of colour, an expressiveapplication of paint, or theartist’s unique style or medium,”Tim concludes.“You never know what you

will respond to until it’s on thewall in front of you.”

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EXHIBITION

Joëlle TuerlinckxWOR(L)D(K) IN PROGRESS?Until Sunday 16 March 2014

Exhibition spaces open Tuesday–Sunday11am–6pm, free admission

Visit arnolfini.org.uk for Christmas opening hours

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BOOKS

Love that blossomed among the battles

As we approachValentine’s Day,a series of loveletters with adifference arenow on theshelves.

From tender love notespenned by an unknown Tommyin the trenches to the privatethoughts of Winston Churchill,Love Letters of the Great Warbrings together some of themost romantic correspondenceever committed to paper.The book is a collection of

real, never-before-publishedcorrespondences betweensoldiers and their sweetheartsfrom around the world.During the First World War,

many men and women suddenlyfound themselves separated bygreat distances, with theknowledge that they may neverbe reunited. Tragically, manynever saw their partners again.These touching and

fascinating first-hand accounts

relay the separation, the longingand the conditions faced byindividuals at that time. Thereare heart-wrenching love notes,sweet drawings and tenderlyexchanged photographs. But thefocus isn’t just on the romantic;there are also wonderful burstsof humour, “Dear John” letters,and barely concealedfrustrations and fears.The correspondence proves

that love is a universal language,as they come from British,American, German, Russian,Australia and Canadian troops.As well as an insightful

foreword by Helen Dunmore,every letter is prefaced bybackground notes from editorMandy Kirby, further bringing tolife the individual situation ofeach letter writer for the reader.Love Letters Of The Great War

is a short but wonderfulanthology, which paints anintimate and human portrait oflove and war, and brings to lifeone of the most significant

events in recent history.It also highlights the unsung

heroes in the army postalservice, who for over four yearsperformed miracles in keepingloved ones in touch, sendingmillions of letters, love tokensand parcels of home comforts toand from the frontline.A brilliant collection, and a

must-read for all.

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PROPERTY

While spaciousness andversatility might be twoof the most appropriateadjectives applicable tothis unique property, it’sthe plot, next to a river(with fishing rights) and

with a private island, that is perhaps thestand-out feature.The Stables is linear in shape and mostly

on one level, with a terrace running thelength of the house, on to which most of theprinciple rooms open via French doors.Set in level lawns, all enclosed by

post-and-rail fencing, the 2.5-acre plot israised above the Little Avon river.The stone terrace is linked via a path and a

bridge over the river to the grassy andwooded island – a lovely place to enjoypeace and quiet. Elsewhere is a paddock.The Stables, as the house is known, is on

the site of a old mill in the hamlet of Dameryand was completely rebuilt 20 years ago,using the original stone where possible tocreate an extensive, split-level home.Damery is just outside the village of

Tortworth, which has a church, primary

school, farm shop and restaurant and theoldest oak tree in England. The towns ofWotton-under-Edge and Thornbury are a fewmiles distant, with a decent range of shopsand amenities, and there’s easy access to theM4, M5 and Bristol Parkway station, withdirect trains to London Paddington.So, now we’ve set the scene, let’s turn our

attention to the interior of the property. Inthe centre is a big hall, where an openarchway reveals a library/sitting room at thefar end, with plenty of fitted shelves.To one side of the hall are four bedrooms

(two with en suite bathrooms, built-inwardrobes and patio doors opening to theterrace) then a large reception room, whichhas two sets of double doors, one opening tothe terrace and the other to the garage orgames room. This end of the house haspotential for conversion to an annex.On the other side of the hall is the main

living room, with two sets of glazed doorsopening to the terrace, while a log burner setinto a full-height, raised brick fireplace makesa great focal point. Besides the extensiveglazing in this huge room, the use of palepaint on the walls, and a pale cream carpet

help to make it a bright space.Beyond is the master suite, with extensive

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6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 10.00 SaturdayKitchen Live (S,HD). 11.30 The GoodCook (R,S,HD). 12.00 Football Focus(S,HD). 12.45 Saturday Sportsday (S,HD).1.00 BBC News; Regional News andWeather (S,HD). 1.15 Inspire: TheOlympic Journey (S,HD). 1.45 LiveAthletics: UK Indoor Match (S,HD). Theindoor meeting at the Emirates Arena inGlasgow. 4.30 Final Score (S,HD). 5.20Dynamo: Magician Impossible (S,HD).

7.00 The Voice UK (S,HD). 3/14. SeeChoices Above.

6.00 Reflex (S,HD). 3/6. Familiesfrom Eastbourne and Yorkshirebattle each other in a series ofphysical and mental challenges.Hosted by Shane Richie.

6.45 Regional News (S,HD).

8.15 The National Lottery: WhoDares Wins (S,HD). 4/8. NickKnowles hosts the game showin which two pairs of strangerscompete by listing as much asthey know about givensubjects. Including the Lottoand Thunderball draws.

9.10 Casualty (S,HD). 22/48. Dixieand Rita are enjoying a nightout when they spot a womanrunning away from an alley indistress, and approach one ofthe men who was with her. Butjust as he turns aggressive, hetrips and bangs his head – onlyto blame Dixie for his injuries.

10.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys (R,S,HD).1/6. Agnes tries to solveDermot’s relationship problems.

10.30 BBC News; Weather (S,HD).Followed by National LotteryUpdate.

10.50 Air Force One (S,HD) (1997).The American president isforced to take drastic measuresto save his family when theirplane is hijacked by Russianterrorists demanding therelease of a jailed radicalgeneral. Action thriller, starringHarrison Ford, Gary Oldman,Glenn Close, Dean Stockwelland William HMacy.●●●●

12.45 Film: The Two Mr Kissels (S,HD)(2008). Fact-based drama following therivalry between two multimillionairebrothers that ultimately led to theirmysterious deaths. Starring John Stamos,Anson Mount, Robin Tunney, GretchenEgolf, Chuck Shamata, Simon Reynolds andCarlos Gonzalez-Vio.●●● 2.10Weatherview (S). 2.15 BBC News (S,HD).

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6.10 The American Football Show: TheRoad to the Super Bowl (R,S). 7.05 TransWorld Sport (S). 8.00 The Morning Line(S). 9.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S).9.30 Frasier (R,S). 10.00 The Big BangTheory (R,S,HD). 11.00 How I Met YourMother (S,HD). 11.55 The Simpsons (R,S).Krusty spices up his act. 12.25 The Taste(R,S,HD). 1.30 Channel 4 Racing (S). Livecoverage from Cheltenham and Doncaster.4.00 Come Dine with Me (R,S,HD).

6.00 Milkshake! 10.00 Power Rangers:Megaforce (R,S,HD). 10.35 Access. 10.50World’s Worst Holiday Horrors (R,S,HD).11.50 Celebrity Big Brother: LiveEviction (R,S,HD). 1.15 Film: LegallyBlonde (S,HD) (2001).●●● 3.00 DiagnosisMurder (R,S). 4.00 Film: Columbo: ADeadly State of Mind (S) (1975). Crimedrama, starring Peter Falk.●●●● 5.35Film: Columbo: A Matter of Honour (S)(1976). Drama, starring Peter Falk.●●●

6.20 Regional News (S); Weather.6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).6.45 Splash! (S,HD). 4/7.

Comedienne Jenny Eclair,former rugby union playerAustin Healey, The GadgetShow’s Pollyanna Woodward,Paralympic gold medallistRichard Whitehead and UnaFoden of the Saturdayscompete for two places in nextweek’s semi-final. See ChoicesAbove.

6.30 News (S). 6.50 NCIS (R,S,HD). 1/24. Tony triesto piece together the eventsthat led to him lying woundedin a hospital bed, having beenshot in the chest through hisbulletproof vest.

10.30 ITV News and Weather (S);Weather.

10.45 FA Cup Football Highlights(S,HD). Action from thecompleted fourth-roundmatches, including SouthendUnited v Hull City at Roots Halland Bolton Wanderers v CardiffCity at the Reebok Stadium andSunderland v KidderminsterHarriers at the Stadium ofLight. Matt Smith presents,with analysis from GordonStrachan and Clarke Carlisle.

12.00 The Cube (R,S,HD). A single mothertries to complete a series of increasinglydifficult challenges, ranging from agilitytests to skill trials, in an attempt to win ajackpot of £250,000. 12.50 Jackpot2473.00 Ladette to Lady: Australia (R,S). Thefive remaining contenders host a three-course dinner for 16 guests. 3.45 ITVNightscreen (HD).

7.00 Speed with Guy Martin(R,S,HD). 3/4. See ChoicesAbove.

8.00 Bigfoot Files (R,S,HD). 1/3.Geneticist Bryan Sykes andpresenter Mark Evans embarkon a global quest to solve theriddle of mysterious creaturessuch as the sasquatch.

9.00 Hostages (S,HD). 3/15. WhenKincaid decides to use theservices of a different surgeon,Duncan warns Ellen there willbe consequences if she cannotpersuade the president to keepher on as his doctor. US thriller,starring Toni Collette and DylanMcDermott.

10.00 Underworld: Rise of theLycans (S,HD) (2009). Premiere.Bold and charismatic werewolfslave Lucian incites his speciesto rebel against the vampireswho enslaved them. Fantasyhorror prequel, starringMichael Sheen, Bill Nighy andRhona Mitra.●●●

1.50 Southland (R,S,HD). John tries to savea suicidal teenager, Sammy’s plan to use aformer drug addict as an informantbackfires, while Lydia and Rubeninvestigate a staged a break-in. 2.35Hollyoaks (R,S,HD). 4.50 Deal or No Deal(R,S,HD). High-stakes game show, with NoelEdmonds. 5.45 Baking Mad with EricLanlard (R,S,HD).

7.40 NCIS (R,S). 7/24. A marinecolonel is killed in an explosion.Crime drama, starring MarkHarmon.

8.30 NCIS (R,S). 8/24. A formermarine falls to his death from ahotel balcony, andinvestigations lead the team tothe discovery of another body –along with a vice ringtrafficking young girls. MarkHarmon stars.

9.20 5 News Weekend (S,HD).9.30 Celebrity Big Brother (S,HD).

23/27. With the reality seriesextended for an extra five days,further highlights of yesterday’sgoings-on, including reaction toanother eviction ahead ofWednesday’s final.

11.45 Ultimate Police Interceptors(R,S). 4/4. Jason is called to thescene of a bludgeoning, adriver leads eight police cars ona high-speed pursuit along theM1, and Ady finds a stash ofcannabis. Last in the series.

10.30 Celebrity Big Brother’s Biton the Psych (S,HD). RylanClark is joined by a panel led byformer celebrity housemateCarol McGiffin and Iain Lee, aswell as psychologists, body-language experts and celebrityfans, to analyse the behaviourof the housemates.

12.15 SuperCasino 3.10 Road Terror:Caught on Camera (R,S,HD). 4.00Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.25 Make It Big (R,S).4.50 The Funky Valley Show (R,S). 5.00Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.10 Hana’sHelpline (R,S). 5.20 Angels of Jarm (R,S).5.30 The Funky Valley Show (R,S). 5.40Hana’s Helpline (R,S). 5.50 Hana’sHelpline (R,S).

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.45 Film: TheSpanish Main (S) (1945).●●● 8.25 LiveTennis: Australian Open Women’s Final(S,HD). 11.30 Great British RailwayJourneys (R,S,HD). 12.00 The A to Z of TVCooking (S). 12.45 The Big BreadExperiment (R,S). 1.45 Escape to theCountry (R,S,HD). 2.30 Live InternationalBowls (S,HD). The World IndoorChampionships. 4.30 Coast (R,S,HD). 5.00Wild Arabia (R,S,HD).

7.00 Flog It! (R,S). 8/60. ExpertsPhilip Serrell and Charlie Rossexamine heirlooms in Tavistock,Devon, while presenter PaulMartin has a look aroundEndsleigh Gardens.

6.00 Wild Arabia (R,S,HD). 2/3.Exploring the mountains ofDhofar in Oman.

8.00 Dad’s Army (R,S). 13/14. Frazerloses part of a gun. Sitcom,starring John Laurie.

8.30 Morecambe & Wise inPieces: At Home (S,HD). 3/5.Highlights from the comedyduo’s sketches set in domesticsituations.

9.30 QI XL (S,HD). 1/16. Stephen Frypresents an extended editionof the quiz that tests the mostobscure parts of contestants’general knowledge, awardingpoints for interesting answersas well as correct ones.

10.15 West Is West (S,HD) (2010).See Choices Above.●●●

11.55 International Bowls (S,HD).The World IndoorChampionships. Highlights ofthe Open Singles semi-finals atthe Potters Leisure Resort inHopton-on-Sea, Norfolk.Presented by Rishi Persad.

11.45 30 Days of Night (S,HD)(2007). See Choices Above.●●●

12.55 This Is BBC Two (S). Preview ofupcoming programmes from BBC Two.

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8.15 Take Me Out (S,HD). 4/8. SeeChoices Above.

9.30 The Jonathan Ross Show(S,HD). 4/10. See ChoicesAbove.

Casualty, 9.10pm Live Tennis: Australian … 8.25am You’ve Been Framed!, 3.40pm Hostages, 9pm NCIS, 6.50pm

SPLASH!6.45pm, ITVComedienne Jenny Eclair, former rugby unionplayer Austin Healey, The Gadget Show’sPollyanna Woodward, Paralympic goldmedallist Richard Whitehead and Una Foden ofthe Saturdays compete for two places in nextweek’s semi-final with help from coach TomDaley.

TAKE ME OUT8.15pm, ITVA Cornwall surfer, a festivallover from Watford, aBedford carpenter and aTake That tribute star fromManchester try to impress apanel of women. PaddyMcGuinness presents.

THE JONATHAN ROSS SHOW9.30pm, ITVThe host welcomes another batch ofcelebrity guests to his famous green room.Given the fact the word’s most powerful PRsare lining up to plug their artist’s latest TVshow, play, film, book or album, there’s littlewonder Jonathan Ross and his team can pickor choose the best celebs in the business.

6.00 Beauty and the Geek (R).6.45 Matt Cardle: The Hot Desk(R,HD). 6.55 Coronation Street(HD). 9.15 Emmerdale (HD).11.45 You’ve Been Framed! (R).12.15 Film: Free Willy (HD)(1993).●●● 2.30 Film: Honey(HD) (2003).●● 4.25 You’ve BeenFramed! (R). 4.55 You’ve BeenFramed! (R). 5.25 You’ve BeenFramed and Famous! (R).

11.45 The MagalufWeekender (R,HD).Head rep Imogen losespatience with hercolleagues.

12.45 Film: Harold & Kumar Getthe Munchies (HD) (2004).Comedy adventure, starring JohnCho, Kal Penn and Neil PatrickHarris.●●● 2.25 You’ve BeenFramed! (R). Harry Hill narrates aselection of camcorder calamities.2.50 Teleshopping 5.50 ITV2Nightscreen (HD).

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8.30 NCIS (R,S). 8/24. A formermarine falls to his death from ahotel balcony, andinvestigations lead the team tothe discovery of another body –along with a vice ringtrafficking young girls. MarkHarmon stars.

9.20 5 News Weekend (S,HD).9.30 Celebrity Big Brother (S,HD).

23/27. With the reality seriesextended for an extra five days,further highlights of yesterday’sgoings-on, including reaction toanother eviction ahead ofWednesday’s final.

6.00 Beauty and the Geek (R).6.45 Matt Cardle: The Hot Desk(R,HD). 6.55 Coronation Street(HD). 9.15 Emmerdale (HD).11.45 You’ve Been Framed! (R).12.15 Film: Free Willy (HD)(1993).●●● 2.30 Film: Honey(HD) (2003).●● 4.25 You’ve BeenFramed! (R). 4.55 You’ve BeenFramed! (R). 5.25 You’ve BeenFramed and Famous! (R).

6.30 The Perfect Storm(HD) (2000). The skipperof a fishing boat and hiscrew ignore severeweather warnings andhead for a dangerousarea of the NorthAtlantic in search of thelast lucrative catch ofthe season, but end upfighting for survival inthe worst storm of the20th century. Fact-baseddisaster drama, withGeorge Clooney, MarkWahlberg, Diane Lane,John C Reilly and MaryElizabeth Mastrantonio.Including FYI Daily.●●●

11.45 The MagalufWeekender (R,HD).Head rep Imogen losespatience with hercolleagues.

12.45 Film: Harold & Kumar Getthe Munchies (HD) (2004).Comedy adventure, starring JohnCho, Kal Penn and Neil PatrickHarris.●●● 2.25 You’ve BeenFramed! (R). Harry Hill narrates aselection of camcorder calamities.2.50 Teleshopping 5.50 ITV2Nightscreen (HD).

9.00 Die Another Day (HD)(2002). James Bond issuspended from dutyafter being takenhostage in North Korea,but goes against ordersto track down those whobetrayed him. Duringthe pursuit of theterrorist he wasinvestigating before hiscapture, he discovers aconnection with a Britishbillionaire who hasconstructed adevastating orbitalweapon. Spy adventure,starring Pierce Brosnan,Halle Berry, TobyStephens, Judi Denchand John Cleese.●●

6.00 The Big Bang Theory(R,HD). Sheldon acquiresa girlfriend.

6.30 The Big Bang Theory(R,HD).

6.00 Switched (R). 6.25 Make It orBreak It (R,HD). 7.10 Ugly Betty(R,HD). 8.00 Charmed (R). 9.00 Glee(R,HD). 10.00 Rules of Engagement(R,HD). 12.30 The Mindy Project(R,HD). 1.00 How I Met YourMother (R,HD). 2.00 The Big BangTheory (R,HD). 3.00 Rules ofEngagement (R,HD). 4.00 How IMet Your Mother (R,HD). 5.30 TheBig Bang Theory: Access All Areas(R,HD).

7.00 The Big Bang Theory(R,HD). Leonard and Rajtake a heartbrokenHoward to Las Vegas.

7.30 How I Met YourMother (R,HD).

8.00 The Tomorrow People(R,HD). See ChoicesAbove.

12.50 The Midnight Beast(R,HD). 1.20 My Mad Fat Diary(R,HD). 2.20 The Ricky GervaisShow (R,HD). 2.45 The RickyGervais Show (R,HD). 3.10 TheRicky Gervais Show (R,HD). 3.40The Mindy Project (R,HD). 4.00Glee (R,HD). 4.45 Ugly Betty(R,HD).

9.00 Terminator Salvation(HD) (2009). In a futuredominated by the deadlyrobots, resistance leaderJohn Connor fights tostop the creation of anadvanced newterminator and searchesfor the teenagerdestined to go back intime and become hisfather. Elsewhere, amysterious stranger withno memory is about tolearn the shocking truthabout his origins. Sci-fithriller sequel, starringChristian Bale, SamWorthington and AntonYelchin.●●

6.00 Harrow: A Very BritishSchool (R,S,HD).Following staff andpupils at the boys’school.

6.00 Glee (R,S). 8.00 The FantasyFootball Club 9.00 GameChangers 10.00 Soccer AM 12.00WWE Superstars 1.00 AshleyBanjo’s Big Town Dance (R,S,HD).2.00 Sinbad (R,S,HD). 3.00Futurama (R,S). 4.00 LoneSurvivor Special (S,HD). 4.30Grudge Match Special (S,HD).5.00 Greggs: More Than Meatsthe Pie (R,S,HD).

7.00 Futurama: Welcometo the World ofTomorrow (R,S).

7.15 The Simpsons (R,S).7.45 The Simpsons (R,S).

8.15 Muppets from Space(1999). Gonzo hits theroad with pal Rizzo intow and goes in searchof his roots – only tomake the amazingdiscovery that hisparents belonged to arace of aliens. He thenhas to choose whetherto board a UFO andreturn to his family, orstay with the friends heknows and loves. Familycomedy, with F MurrayAbraham, DavidArquette and Ray Liotta.●●●●

10.00 The Kumars (R,S,HD).Comedy chat showwhich sees the familyinvite three of Britain’sbest-loved actingtalents, Rupert Everett,Ray Winstone and DianaRigg, into their home.

12.00 Road Wars (R,S,HD). Officersquestion a man wearing two sets ofclothing. 1.00 Grudge MatchSpecial (R,S,HD). 1.30 Brit Cops:Zero Tolerance (R,S). 2.30Nothing to Declare (R,S). 3.00Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance(R,S,HD). 4.00 Inside Gatwick(R,S,HD).

11.00 A League of TheirOwn (R,S). With guestsAndy Murray and JasonManford. James Cordenhosts.

6.30 Only Fools and HorsesDel tries to sell twoantique urns – but oneof them contains theashes of Trigger’s lategrandfather.

6.00 Jeeves and Wooster 8.00Harry Hill’s TV Burp 8.30 HarryHill’s TV Burp 9.00 Harry Hill’s TVBurp 9.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp10.00 Only Fools and Horses11.10 Only Fools and Horses11.50 Only Fools and Horses1.00 Only Fools and Horses 1.40Only Fools and Horses 3.30 OnlyFools and Horses 4.40 Only Foolsand Horses

7.10 Only Fools and HorsesThe Trotters go on alads’ day out to Margatewith their mates, butthings do not go asexpected when their busblows up, leaving themstranded overnight inthe seaside town.Feature-lengthChristmas special from1989, starring DavidJason and NicholasLyndhurst.

11.05 Men Behaving BadlyDorothy’s nephew comesto stay. Comedy, starringMartin Clunes and NeilMorrissey.

11.45 Men Behaving BadlyGary gets rid of his sofa.

12.25 Film: Starsky & Hutch(2004). Two mismatched detectivesset out on the trail of the drugdealer peddling a new,undetectable narcotic. Comedy,spoofing the 1970s cop show, withBen Stiller, OwenWilson, SnoopDogg and Juliette Lewis.●●● 2.15Men Behaving Badly

9.00 Starsky & Hutch (2004).Two mismatcheddetectives are forced towork together for thefirst time to track down acrime kingpin who hasintroduced a new,undetectable narcotic tothe streets – but theystruggle to get along.Comedy spoofing the1970s cop show, starringBen Stiller, OwenWilson,Snoop Dogg, VinceVaughn and JulietteLewis.●●●

6.55 Live Spanish Football(HD). Valencia v Espanyol(kick-off 7.00pm). All theaction from thisevening’s La Liga matchat the Mestalla.

6.00 Football Gold (S). 6.30Football’s Greatest InternationalTeams (HD). 7.00 FL72 Highlights(HD). 8.00 The Fantasy FootballClub (HD). 9.00 Game Changers(HD). 10.00 Soccer AM (HD). 12.00Premier League 100 Club (S,HD).1.00 The Fantasy Football Club(HD). 2.00 Live Anglo-Welsh CupRugby Union (HD). 4.45 LiveInternational Rugby Union (HD).

11.00 Irish League Cup Final(HD). Cliftonville vCrusaders.

12.00 Saturday Reloaded (HD).1.00 Football’s GreatestInternational Teams (HD). 1.30Live Tour Down Under Cycling(HD). The sixth and final stage ofthe annual race from Adelaide,Australia. 4.30 Spanish Football(HD). 5.30 Football League Gold(S,HD). 5.45 Football Gold (S,HD).

9.00 Live Spanish Football(HD). Sevilla v Levante(kick-off 9.00pm). All theaction from the La Ligamatch at the EstadioRamon Sanchez Pizjuan.

The Perfect Storm, 6.30pm Terminator: Salvation, 9pm The Kumars, 10pm Starsky & Hutch, 9pm Live Rugby Union, 2pm

SPEED WITH GUY MARTIN7pm, Channel 4The racing fan embarks on amission to fly using musclepower alone, teaming upwith engineers fromSouthampton University tobuild the fastest man-powered aircraft in the world.

THE TOMORROW PEOPLE8pm, E4Astrid tries to revive Stephen’s social life bytaking him to a party, where he becomesdistracted when he realises one of hisclassmates is in a vulnerable state. He turnsto Cara for help, but she is adamant theTomorrow People do not intervene in humanlives.

11.15 The Big Bang Theory(R,HD). Howardbecomes attracted to awoman who falls forLeonard.

11.45 Rude Tube 2012(R,HD).

7.00 Great MovieMistakes:Revenge of theFifth (S).

7.15 Top Gear(R,S,HD).

8.15 The Chroniclesof Narnia:Prince Caspian(S,HD) (2008).Fantasyadventure sequel,starring BenBarnes.●●●

10.30 RussellHoward’s GoodNews (R,S,HD).An edition from2011.

11.00 Family Guy (R,S).Lois discovers thatshe has anestrangedbrother.

11.25 Family Guy (R,S).Peter starts hisown religion.

11.45 Family Guy (R,S).12.05 Family Guy (R,S).12.25 Family Guy (R,S).12.50 Family Guy (R,S).1.15 Family Guy (R,S).1.35 Family Guy (R,S).2.00 Uncle (R,S,HD). 2.30Live at the Electric(R,S,HD). 3.00 Pramface(R,S,HD). 3.30 Pramface(R,S,HD).

7.00 Wild China(R,HD). Creaturesinhabiting theYunnan Province.

8.00 Pain, Pus &Poison: TheSearch forModernMedicines(R,HD). Howscientistsexploited thenatural world tomake medicines.

9.00 The Bridge (HD).A bomberthreatens to blowup a chemicalplant.

10.00 The Bridge (HD).Saga and Martinrealise theirreports are beingdoctored.

11.00 Forever Young –How Rock ‘n’Roll Grew Up(R). How rock ‘n’roll stars havecoped withgrowing old.

12.00 Top of the Pops:1979 (R). 12.40 ClassicAlbums (R,HD). 1.40 WildChina (R,HD). 2.40 Pain,Pus & Poison: The Searchfor Modern Medicines(R,HD).

30 DAYS OF NIGHT11.45pm, Channel 4A horde of vampiresdiscovers the perfecthunting ground – atown in Alaska thatremains sunless for anentire month. Horror,with Josh Hartnett.

WEST IS WEST10.15pm, BBC2Comedy sequel to EastIs East, with Om Puri,Aqib Khan, LindaBassett, Emil Marwa,Jimi Mistry, Robert Pughand DhanalaxmiPadmakumar.

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6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.00 The AndrewMarr Show (S,HD). 10.00 The BigQuestions (S,HD). 11.00 Sunday Politics(S). 12.15 Wanted Down Under (R,S,HD).1.00 BBC News (S,HD). 1.15 Moving On(R,S,HD). 2.00 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). 2.45Helicopter Heroes (S). 3.15 Escape to theCountry (R,S,HD). 4.00 Songs of Praise(S,HD). 4.35 Hidden Kingdoms (R,S,HD).5.35 BBC News; Regional News andWeather (S,HD).

7.00 Countryfile (S,HD). EllieHarrison and John Craven visitnorth Pembrokeshire.

6.00 Fake or Fortune? (S,HD). 2/4.Two paintings that could be byJohn Constable.

8.00 Call the Midwife (S,HD). 2/8.See Choices Above.

9.00 The Musketeers (S,HD). 2/10.See Choices Above.

10.00 BBC News; Regional Newsand Weather (S,HD).

10.25Meet the Fockers (S,HD)(2004). A hapless groom-to-beappears to have finally won theapproval of his sternprospective in-laws, but faces anew challenge when he takesthem on a vacation to Floridato meet his free-spirited sextherapist mother and eccentrichouse-husband father. Thetension rapidly mounts as themismatched families struggle toget along. Comedy sequel,starring Ben Stiller, Robert DeNiro, Dustin Hoffman andBarbra Streisand.●●●

12.15 Weatherview (S). 12.20 BBC News(S,HD).

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6.00 CITV 9.25 ITV News (S). 9.30 TheCrocodile Hunter Diaries (R,S). 10.00Inside the National Trust (S,HD). 11.00ITV News and Weather (S). 11.15Splash! (R,S,HD). 12.45 Film: FromRussia with Love (S,HD) (1963). JamesBond thriller, starring Sean Connery, RobertShaw, Daniela Bianchi and Lotte Lenya.●●●● 3.00 Live FA Cup Football (S,HD).Chelsea v Stoke City (kick-off 3.30pm). 5.50Regional News (S).

6.10 The Hoobs (R,S). 7.00 SnowdoniaMarathon (S). 8.00 Will & Grace (R,S).8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R,S).9.00 Frasier (R,S). 9.30 Sunday Brunch (S).12.30 The Big Bang Theory (R,S,HD). 1.25How I Met Your Mother (S,HD). 2.20 TheSimpsons (R,S). 3.20 Deal or No Deal(S,HD). 4.25 Channel 4 News (S). 4.55Jamie and Jimmy’s Friday Night Feast(R,S,HD). Amanda Holden rustles up amoussaka.

6.00 Milkshake! 10.00 Power Rangers:Super Samurai (R,S,HD). 10.35 Access.10.45 The Town the Travellers Took Over(R,S). 11.40 Celebrity Big Brother(R,S,HD). 12.40 Terror in the Skies:Scariest Flights (R,S,HD). 1.40 RoadTerror: Caught on Camera (R,S,HD). 2.40Film: Bewitched (S) (2005). Comedy, withNicole Kidman.●● 4.40 Film: Fairytale: ATrue Story (S) (1997). Fact-based drama,with Florence Hoath.●●●●

7.45 All Star Family Fortunes(S,HD). 5/10. Brian McFaddenand Diane Parish take part.

6.00 ITV News and Weather (S).6.15 Dancing on Ice (S,HD). 4/10.

Torvill and Dean perform aroutine in collaboration withRebecca Ferguson.

6.00Mirror Mirror (S,HD) (2012).Premiere. A princess is banishedto a dark forest after the deathof her father, leaving herwicked stepmother to rule overthe kingdom. The exiledaristocrat joins forces with aband of rebellious dwarfs toreclaim her father’s throne andstop the evil queen seducingthe prince she is in love with.Fantasy, starring Julia Robertsand Armie Hammer.●●●

6.35 Outbreak (S) (1995). An expertin infectious diseases racesagainst time to find a cure for arapidly fatal airborne viruswhich is wiping out thepopulation of a small town,and is threatening to turn intoa pandemic. Thriller, withDustin Hoffman, Rene Russo,Morgan Freeman, Kevin Spaceyand Donald Sutherland. Editedfor language. See ChoicesAbove.●●●●

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S); Weather.10.15 Birds of a Feather (R,S,HD).

4/8. The girls become involvedwith three very different men.

10.45 FA Cup Football Highlights(S,HD). Matt Smith presentsaction from today’s fourth-round matches, which wereSheffield United v Fulham andChelsea v Stoke City.

12.45 The Store 2.45 The Jeremy KyleShow USA (S). The host takes his successfultalk show stateside, where he invitesAmerican guests to air their differences,and dispenses his own judgment on thesituation. 3.30 The Jeremy Kyle ShowUSA (R,S). 4.10 ITV Nightscreen (HD).Text-based information service. 5.05 TheJeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD).

8.00 The Jump (S). 1/8. See ChoicesAbove.

9.00 Unstoppable (S,HD) (2010).Two train operators must stop arunaway locomotive carryingtoxic chemicals before it causesa major disaster. Action thriller,the final film from directorTony Scott, starring DenzelWashington, Chris Pine andRosario Dawson.●●●●

10.50 GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra(S,HD) (2009). When a powerfulexperimental weapon issnatched by a mysteriousterrorist organisation, two ofthe soldiers guarding it arerecruited into a top-secretmilitary strike force. As they goin search of the stolentechnology, they uncover a plotby its creator to take over theworld. Action adventure, withChanning Tatum, Sienna Millerand Christopher Eccleston.●●●

1.05 Mesh: Tourist Trap (R,S). Animatedfilm by Max Crow. 1.10 Night Walking(R,S). 1.15 Film: Day Watch (HD) (2006).Fantasy sequel, starring KonstantinKhabensky.●●● 3.25 Southland (R,S,HD).4.10 Enough (R,S). 4.15 Phil Spencer:Secret Agent (R,S,HD). 5.10 Kirstie’sVintage Gems (R,S,HD). 5.30 Deal or NoDeal (R,S,HD).

8.50 5 News Weekend (S,HD).

9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: LiveEviction (S,HD). 24/27. EmmaWillis presents the last evictionshow before Wednesday’s final,announcing the least popularhousemate and chatting tothem about their time in thehouse and how they got onwith their fellow contestants.

11.55 Autopsy: Anna NicoleSmith’s Last Hours (R,S,HD).3/3. Forensic pathologist DrRichard Shepherd investigatesthe death of the model andactress, who died in February2007. Last in the series.

10.00 Harry Brown (S,HD) (2009). Anelderly retired marine leads alaw-abiding existence on asouth London estate, until hisbest friend is murdered by alocal gang. Crime thriller,starring Michael Caine, EmilyMortimer, Charlie Creed-Miles,Ben Drew, Iain Glen and SeanHarris.●●●●

12.55 SuperCasino 3.10 My Post-BabyBreakdown: Jennifer Ellison (R,S,HD).4.00 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 4.20 Make It Big(R,S). 4.50 The Funky Valley Show (R,S).5.00 Angels of Jarm (R,S). 5.10 Hana’sHelpline (R,S). 5.20 Angels of Jarm (R,S).5.30 The Funky Valley Show (R,S). 5.40Hana’s Helpline (R,S). 5.50 Hana’sHelpline (R,S).

6.00 Film: Hue and Cry (S) (1947). Ealingcomedy, starring Alastair Sim.●●●● 7.20Countryfile Winter Special (R,S,HD). 8.15Live Tennis: Australian Open Men’sFinal (S,HD). Sue Barker presents coverageof the men’s singles final at Melbourne Park.12.00 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites (R,S).1.30 The Big Bread Experiment (R,S).2.30 Live International Bowls (S,HD). TheWorld Indoor Championships. 5.15 SkiSunday (S,HD).

7.00 Flog It! (R,S). 9/60. Charlie Rossand Philip Serrell helpcontestants sell antiques atauction in Tenby,Pembrokeshire. Paul Martinpresents.

6.00Wild Arabia (R,S,HD). 3/3. Thechanges that have swept acrossthe Arabian peninsula since thediscovery of oil. Last in theseries.

8.00 The Coffee Trail with SimonReeve (S,HD). The adventurerexamines the coffee industry inVietnam, meeting some of themillions of people involved inpicking, packing andtransporting it to the UK.

9.00 Dragons’ Den (S,HD). 7/12. SeeChoices Above.

10.00 Blood Diamond (S,HD) (2006).Smuggler Danny Archer endsup in prison in war-torn SierraLeone in 1999, where he meetsSolomon, a Mende fishermanseparated from his family byguerrillas. Danny pledges tohelp the desperate man rescuehis son, who has been forciblyconscripted as a child soldier, inreturn for a rare pink diamondthat Solomon had hidden awaybefore his capture. Actionthriller, starring LeonardoDiCaprio, Djimon Hounsou andJennifer Connelly. See ChoicesAbove.●●●●

11.45 Anglo-Welsh Cup RugbyUnion (HD). Highlights fromthe penultimate round of poolfixtures, including Bath vCardiff Blues, Exeter Chiefs vOspreys and Harlequins vLeicester Tigers.

12.10 Sign Zone: Countryfile WinterSpecial (R,S). The team explores thecountryside during winter, searching forhardy wildlife, revealing how farmers copeand unveiling a sculpture by landscapeartist Andy Goldsworthy. 1.10 Sign Zone:Holby City (R,S). Jac fails to support herdaughter as she undergoes surgery. 2.10This Is BBC Two (S).

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8.30 Dancing on Ice: The SkateOff (S,HD). 4/10. The twolowest-scoring celebritiestackle favourite routines fromtheir original series in a bid forsurvival, and Rebecca Fergusonperforms her new single.

9.00Mr Selfridge (S,HD). 2/10. SeeChoices Above.

Countryfile, 7pm The Coffee Trail with … 8pm Dancing on Ice, 6.15pm Unstoppable, 9pm Harry Brown, 10pm

CALL THE MIDWIFE8pm, BBC1Trixie’s feathers are ruffled when Jenny ispromoted, but the new Acting Sister has moreto worry about after a mother-to-be revealsthe baby she is carrying was not fathered byher husband – and to complicate matters, thereal father is black. Jessica Raine, Helen Georgeand Bryony Hannah star.

MR SELFRIDGE9pm, ITVA protest stirs up emotionsamong the staff, with someasking whether Harry willleave if war breaks out,while Lord Loxley thwartsLady Mae’s plans to escapeto the country.

THE MUSKETEERS9pm, BBC1Notorious criminal Vadim engineers a full-scale riot from his prison cell, but there ismore to his plot than a little trouble-making– which could prove fatal for the kinghimself. Meanwhile, d’Artagnan tries toprove he has what it take to join theregiment.

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6.00 Milkshake! 10.00 Power Rangers:Super Samurai (R,S,HD). 10.35 Access.10.45 The Town the Travellers Took Over(R,S). 11.40 Celebrity Big Brother(R,S,HD). 12.40 Terror in the Skies:Scariest Flights (R,S,HD). 1.40 RoadTerror: Caught on Camera (R,S,HD). 2.40Film: Bewitched (S) (2005). Comedy, withNicole Kidman.●● 4.40 Film: Fairytale: ATrue Story (S) (1997). Fact-based drama,with Florence Hoath.●●●●

6.35 Outbreak (S) (1995). An expertin infectious diseases racesagainst time to find a cure for arapidly fatal airborne viruswhich is wiping out thepopulation of a small town,and is threatening to turn intoa pandemic. Thriller, withDustin Hoffman, Rene Russo,Morgan Freeman, Kevin Spaceyand Donald Sutherland. Editedfor language. See ChoicesAbove.●●●●

9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: LiveEviction (S,HD). 24/27. EmmaWillis presents the last evictionshow before Wednesday’s final,announcing the least popularhousemate and chatting tothem about their time in thehouse and how they got onwith their fellow contestants.

10.00 Harry Brown (S,HD) (2009). Anelderly retired marine leads alaw-abiding existence on asouth London estate, until hisbest friend is murdered by alocal gang. Crime thriller,starring Michael Caine, EmilyMortimer, Charlie Creed-Miles,Ben Drew, Iain Glen and SeanHarris.●●●●

6.00 Beauty and the Geek (R).6.45 Kelly Rowland: The HotDesk (R,HD). 6.55 Emmerdale(R,HD). 9.15 Coronation Street(R,HD). 11.45 Dinner Date:Australia (R). 12.45 Take Me Out(R,HD). 1.55 Funniest EverYou’ve Been Framed! (R). 2.40Film: Miss Congeniality (HD)(2000).●●●● 4.50 Film: PeterPan (HD) (2003).●●●

7.00 Despicable Me (HD)(2010). An evil geniusadopts three orphans toaid his latest plot, butfatherhood brings outhis long-buried caringside. Animated comedy,with the voices of SteveCarell, Jason Segel,Russell Brand and JulieAndrews. Including FYIDaily.●●●●

10.00 The BourneSupremacy (HD)(2004). The amnesiacassassin is living quietlyin hiding, until hisformer employers comeafter him again andmurder his girlfriend. ACIA operation hasended in disaster, andthose responsible intendto clear their names byimplicating Bourne.Action thriller sequel,starring Matt Damon,Brian Cox, Joan Allenand Julia Stiles.Including FYI Daily.●●●●

12.15 Mom (R,HD). Comedy,starring Anna Faris. 12.40 Mom(R,HD). 1.10 Totally BonkersGuinness World Records (R,HD).1.40 Totally Bonkers GuinnessWorld Records (R,HD). 2.05You’ve Been Framed: A-Z (R).2.55 Teleshopping 5.55 ITV2Nightscreen (HD).

9.00 The MagalufWeekender (HD). SeeChoices Above.

6.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine(R,HD). Jake is assignedto a minor graffiti case.


6.00 Switched (R). 6.20 Make Itor Break It (R,HD). 7.05 UglyBetty (R,HD). 8.00 Charmed (R).9.00 How I Met Your Mother(R,HD). 10.00 Hollyoaks (R,HD).12.30 Revenge (R,HD). 1.30 Rulesof Engagement (R,HD). 2.30 HowI Met Your Mother (R,HD). 3.00The Big Bang Theory (R,HD). 4.00Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD(R,HD). 5.00 Tomorrow People

7.00 The Big Bang Theory(R,HD). Sheldonbecomes obsessed withgift-giving etiquette.


8.00 Furry Vengeance (HD)(2010). A real estatedeveloper struggles toovercome protestsagainst his latest projectfrom a host of woodlandcreatures. Comedy, withBrendan Fraser.●●

10.50 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut(R,HD). An extendededition of the comedypanel show, hosted byJimmy Carr. Teamcaptains Sean Lock andJon Richardson arejoined by Jo Brand, NickHelm, Jordan Stephensand Louis Walsh.

12.10 My Mad Fat Diary (R,HD).Rae is torn between telling thetruth and keeping secrets. 1.15The Cleveland Show (R,HD). 1.35The Cleveland Show (R,HD). 2.00The Cleveland Show (R,HD). 2.20Bob’s Burgers (R,HD). 2.40 8 Outof 10 Cats Uncut (R,HD). 3.25Hollyoaks (R,HD).

9.50 Rude Tube 2012 (R,HD).Alex Zane and his talkingcomputer (voiced byJohnny Vegas) presentonline videos showcasinga variety of unusual skillsand talents, includingrapping and dancinggrannies.

6.00 Jordan & Perri’sUltimate Block Party(S).

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S).

6.00 Hour of Power 7.00 Glee (R,S).9.00 Grudge Match Special 9.30Jordan & Perri’s Ultimate BlockParty 10.00 WWE Superstars 11.00WWE: Experience 12.00 Sinbad 1.00Film: Muppets from Space (S) (1999).●●●● 2.45 Futurama: Welcome tothe World of Tomorrow (R,S). 3.00Micro Monsters with DavidAttenborough 4.00 Futurama (R,S).4.30 Futurama 5.00 Ashley Banjo’sBig Town Dance (R,HD).

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).Apu’s wife has octuplets.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).Groundskeeper Willie isforced to move in withthe family.

8.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).Friendships are testedwhen Carl skips townwith lottery winnings.

8.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).Marge starts chatting toanother man over theinternet.

10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles(S,HD). Psychologist NateGetz helps Deeks andSam get over theirtorture ordeal. The teaminvestigates the killingof a former admiral whowas about to expose warcrimes in Afghanistan.Chris O’Donnell stars.

12.00 Road Wars (R,S). Policeofficers combat vehicle crime.12.55 Nothing to Declare (R,S).1.25 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance(R,S,HD). 2.15 Brit Cops: ZeroTolerance (R,S,HD). 3.05 BritCops: Zero Tolerance (R,S,HD).4.00 Inside Gatwick (R,S). 5.00Inside Gatwick (R,S,HD).

11.00 Banshee (R,S). Carriehas an encounter withMr Rabbit’s right-handman Olek, and Proctorpays a visit to hisestranged family whenhis niece Rebecca iskicked out of her home.

9.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S,HD).The team crosses pathswith a tough TexasRanger who arrives onthe island in search of hismissing daughter. Konoand Adam’s security iscompromised andCatherine receives a joboffer from an old friend.

6.30 Only Fools and HorsesThe brothers’ financeshit an all-time low.

6.00 Jeeves and Wooster 6.50Jeeves and Wooster 8.00 HarryHill’s TV Burp 8.30 Harry Hill’s TVBurp 9.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp9.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 10.00Only Fools and Horses 11.20Only Fools and Horses 1.20 OnlyFools and Horses 2.30 Only Foolsand Horses 3.05 Only Fools andHorses 4.30 Only Fools andHorses

7.50 Only Fools and HorsesDel is invited to a schoolreunion. Comedy,starring David Jason,Nicholas Lyndhurst andTessa Peake-Jones.

8.55 Only Fools and HorsesTempers flare betweenthe Trotter brothers asthey fall for the samegirl – and Del’s efforts towin the romance warleave his future hangingin the balance.

11.00 Best of Not the NineO’Clock NewsHighlights of the sketchshow.

11.35 Harry Enfield andChums Kevin theTeenager falls ill.

12.15 The Smell of Reeves andMortimer Holiday antics with1970s pop group Slade on a campingtrip, and a special edition ofMasterChef. 12.55 Best of Not theNine O’Clock News 1.20 HarryEnfield and Chums 1.50 TheSmell of Reeves and Mortimer2.20 The Green Green Grass

9.35 Only Fools and HorsesChristmas special from1992. Always one tojump on the latestpassing bandwagon, Del-Boy goes eco-friendlyand decides to create abetter world for babyDamien and hisgeneration – by startinghis own bottled waterbusiness. Starring DavidJason, NicholasLyndhurst, BusterMerryfield and TessaPeake-Jones.

6.00 Live Spanish Football(HD). Rayo Vallecano vAtletico Madrid (kick-off6.00pm). All the actionfrom the La Ligaencounter at the Campode Futbol de Vallecas.

6.00 Football Gold (S). 6.30Football Gold (S). 6.45 FootballGold (S). 7.00 Irish League CupFinal (HD). 8.00 Game Changers(HD). 9.00 Spanish Football (HD).10.00 The Sunday Supplement(HD). 11.30 Goals on Sunday (HD).12.30 Live Scottish PremiershipFootball (HD). 3.00 InternationalOne-Day Cricket (HD). 3.55 LiveSpanish Football (HD).

11.00 NFL – A Football Life(S,HD). A profile ofMichael Strahan.

12.00 Live NFL Pro Bowl (HD).Coverage from the Aloha Stadiumin Honolulu (Kick-off 12.00am). 3.30Tour Down Under Cycling (HD).4.00 Football’s GreatestInternational Teams (HD). 4.30Scottish Premiership Football(HD). Hibernian v Celtic. 5.00Spanish Football (HD).

10.00 Scottish PremiershipFootball (HD).Hibernian v Celtic.Highlights of the fixtureat Easter Road, as theclubs met for the thirdtime this season.

10.30 Football’s GreatestInternational Teams(HD).

Despicable Me, 7pm Furry Vengeance, 8pm Hawaii Five-0, 9pm Only Fools and Horses, 10am Live Football, 12.30pm

THE JUMP8pm, Channel 4In the first of a new series,celebrities battle it out in aseries of challenging wintersport disciplines and two ofthem face a live ski jumpeach night to keep theirplace in the competition.

THE MAGALUF WEEKENDER9pm, ITV2Bedford girls Tish, Lexi and Chloe, plus Essexlads Joey, Steve and Mason check into theLively Hotel, and both sets of guests quicklyhave their eyes opened by a raunchy boatparty. Meanwhile, one of the inexperiencedboys wonders if he will manage to find thelove of his life during his holiday.

11.40 The Big Bang Theory(R,HD). Sheldondevelops a scientificprocedure for makingfriends, but must firstwin the trust of fellowscientist Barry Kripke toprove his findings.

8.00 Live Spanish Football(HD). Barcelona v Malaga(kick-off 8.00pm).Coverage from the NouCamp, where tonight’s LaLiga triple bill concludes.

7.00 Great MovieMistakes IV:May the FourthBe with You(R,S). Blunders inHollywood films.

7.45 The Voice UK(R,S,HD).

9.00 RussellHoward’s GoodNews (R,S).

9.30 RussellHoward’s GoodNews (R,S). Anedition from2011.

10.00 Family Guy(R,S,HD). Megbecomesinfatuated with apopular boy atschool.

10.25 Family Guy(R,S,HD).

10.45 Uncle (R,S,HD).11.15 American Dad!

(R,S,HD).11.40 American Dad!

(R,S,HD).12.00 Bad Education(R,S,HD). 12.30 Sun, Sexand Suspicious Parents:Thailand (R,S,HD). 1.25Live at the Electric(R,S,HD). 1.55 Growing UpDown’s (R,S,HD). 2.55Pramface (R,S,HD).

7.00 HiddenHistories:Britain’s OldestFamilyBusinesses(R,HD).

8.00 The ReviewShow (HD). Apreview of anexhibition ofwork by MartinCreed.

9.00 Storyville: TheBig Melt – HowSteel Made UsHard.Documentaryabout the city ofSheffield and itssteelworks.

10.10We Are WhatWe Are (HD)(2010). Premiere.Mexican horror,starring FranciscoBarreiro.●●●●

11.35 Horror Europawith MarkGatiss (R,HD).The actor andwriter exploresthe history ofEuropean horrorcinema.

1.05 Born to Be Wild(R,HD). 2.05 ClassicAlbums (R). 3.00 Bon Joviin Concert (R,HD).

OUTBREAK6.35pm, Channel 5An expert in infectiousdiseases searches forthe cure for a lethalairborne virusthreatening to turn intoa pandemic. Thriller,with Dustin Hoffman.

BLOOD DIAMOND10pm, BBC2A smuggler helps afisherman find hismissing son in war-tornSierra Leone, in returnfor a rare pink diamond.Action thriller, starringLeonardo DiCaprio.


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6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 WantedDown Under (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Underthe Hammer (R,S,HD). 11.00 The SheriffsAre Coming (R,S,HD). 11.45 HelicopterHeroes Down Under (R,S,HD). 12.15Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00 News (S,HD).1.30 Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors(S,HD). 2.10 Father Brown (R,S,HD). 3.00Perfection 3.45 Escape to the Country(R,S,HD). 4.30 Put Your Money WhereYour Mouth Is 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Hostedby Alex Jones and Matt Baker.

7.30 Regional Programme (S,HD).Followed by BBC News;Regional News.

6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather.6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.

8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Shirley isnervous about asking herfather for money to keep theVic afloat.

8.30 Putin’s Games – Panorama(S,HD). Allegations of foul playin the financing of the WinterGames in Russia.

9.00 Britain’s Great War (S,HD).1/4. See Choices Above.

10.00 BBC News (S,HD).10.25 Regional News (S); Weather.10.35 Have I Got Old News for You

(R,S,HD). 3/9. Actor WarwickDavis chairs this edition of thenews quiz from April 2013,which sees Paul Merton and IanHislop joined by broadcasterGyles Brandreth and comedianJoe Wilkinson.

11.20 BBC News: The Editors(S,HD).

11.50 The Graham Norton Show(R,S,HD). 14/21. With KeiraKnightley, Kenneth Branagh,Thierry Henry, Lee Mack andKaty B.


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6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S).9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women(S,HD). 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S).1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Dickinson’sReal Deal (S,HD). From Northwich inCheshire. 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show(S,HD). With actors Christopher Timothy andMathew Horne. 3.59 Regional Weather(S). 4.00 Britain’s Best Bakery (S,HD). 5.00The Chase (S,HD).

6.25 Countdown (R,S,HD). 7.10 Will &Grace (R,S). 8.00 Everybody LovesRaymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.00The Secret Millionaire Australia (R,S).11.00 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses(R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 NewsSummary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me(R,S,HD). 2.10 A Place in the Sun: WinterSun (S). 3.10 Countdown (S,HD). 4.00Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 5.00 Come Dinewith Me (S,HD). 5.30 Coach Trip (S).

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff(HD). 11.15 The Hotel Inspector (R,S,HD).12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction(R,S,HD). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD).1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS(R,S,HD). 3.15 Film: Carolina Moon (S)(2007). See Choices Above. ●●● 5.00 5News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours(R,S,HD). Kyle admits to Kate he is confusedabout his feelings.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD).7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Fiz

confronts Roy about thecircumstances surroundingHayley’s death.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather.6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 20/22.Homer tells the story of his firstlove – a girl he kissed atsummer camp.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD).

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).Evelyn tries to help Spencerescape the cult.

6.30 NewsTalk Live (S,HD).

10.00 ITV News at Ten (S).10.30 Regional News (S); Weather.10.35 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories:

Beverley Callard (R,S,HD). 4/7.The Coronation Street star, whofirst appeared as Liz McDonaldin 1989, looks back on hercareer and personal life,opening up about her nervousbreakdown and four marriages.

12.05 Jackpot247. Viewers get the chanceto participate in live interactive gamingfrom the comfort of their sofas, with a mixof roulette-wheel spins and lively chat fromthe presenting team. 3.00 The JeremyKyle Show USA (R,S). 3.40 ITVNightscreen (HD).Text-based informationservice. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show(R,S,HD).

7.00 News (S).

8.00 The Jump (S). 2/8. The next sixcelebrities take on the openingevent – the skeleton – and thetwo slowest contestants face alive ski jump to keep their placein the competition. Continuestomorrow.

9.00 Benefits Street (S). 4/5. SeeChoices Above.

10.00 Three Wives, One Husband –Married to the Mormons (S).1/3. See Choices Above.

10.55My Daughter the TeenageNudist (R,S,HD). Documentaryfollowing Mollie and Alex, whoare part of a growing band ofteenagers andtwentysomethings whoembrace the concept of publicnudity away from designatedplaces. Their aim is to normalisenaturism and question themedia’s apparent obsessionwith perfect bodies.

12.00 Random Acts (S). 12.05 The 201456th Annual Grammy Awards (S). 1.35Random Acts (R,S,HD). 1.40 Hostages(R,S,HD). 2.25 World Without End(R,S,HD). 3.25 Random Acts (R,S,HD). 3.30Finding Mum and Dad (R,S,HD). 4.25 TheThree Day Nanny (R,S,HD). 5.20 Kirstie’sHandmade Treasures (R,S,HD). 5.30 Dealor No Deal (R,S,HD).

7.00 Go Hard or Go Home (S,HD).Four pub managers from Essextrain to take part in a gruellingcanoe race. Followed by 5 NewsUpdate.

8.00 Police Interceptors (S,HD).New series. The return of thedocumentary following thework of high-speedinterception teams, this timewith access to the officers ofLincolnshire’s Roads PolicingUnit. Followed by 5 News at 9.

9.00 Celebrity Big Brother (S,HD).25/27. The celebrity contestantscontinue to live out their livesin front of the cameras,knowing it will all be over in acouple of days.

11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Biton the Side (HD). 17/19. EmmaWillis presents the CBBcompanion show, includingcelebrity guests’ thoughts onthe latest developments andbehind-the-scenes insights.

10.00 Helix (S,HD). 3/13. See ChoicesAbove.

12.00 Botched Up Bodies (R,S,HD). A manleft scarred and still bald after sixattempted hair transplants. Last in theseries. 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Autopsy:Anna Nicole Smith’s Last Hours (R,S,HD).3.55 House Doctor (R,S). 4.20 HouseDoctor (R,S). 4.45 Divine Designs (R,S).5.10 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS(R,S).

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.05 Homes Underthe Hammer 7.05 The Sheriffs Are Coming(R,S,HD). 7.50 Helicopter Heroes DownUnder 8.20 Sign Zone: Paul Hollywood’sPies & Puds (R,S). 9.05 Britain and the Sea(R,S). 10.05 Britain’s Empty Homes 10.35Click 11.00 News 11.30 World News (S,HD).12.00 Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Britain’s FirstPhoto Album (R,S,HD). 1.30 Cash in the Attic(R,S). 2.15 The Great British Bake Off (R,S).3.15 Coast (R,S,HD). 4.15 The Secret Life ofElephants (R,S,HD). 5.15 Flog It! (R,S).

7.00 The Great Interior DesignChallenge (S,HD). 6/12.Transforming the sitting roomsof three Georgian almshousesin Southwark.

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD).6.30 Great British Railway

Journeys (S,HD). 16/20.Michael Portillo embarks on thefirst leg of a journey fromNorwich to Chichester.

8.00 University Challenge (S,HD).27/37. The third of the quarter-final matches.

8.30 Food & Drink (S,HD). 1/10. SeeChoices Above.

9.00 The Many Faces of DickEmery (S,HD). 4/4. A profile ofthe comedian and actor, whoseBBC series The Dick EmeryShow ran from 1963 to 1981.Featuring contributions byDavid Walliams, Charlie Higsonand David Baddiel.

10.00 The Best of The SarahMillican TelevisionProgramme: Vol 1 (R,S,HD).See Choices Above.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD). Followedby Weather.

11.20 Russia on Four Wheels(R,S,HD). 2/2. Part two of two.Justin Rowlatt spends time withbear hunters and visits Russia’sbiggest arms fair.

11.35 The Unforgettable Sid James(R,S). Profile of the Carry Onstar, whose cheeky on-screenpersona was at odds with hisreputation within the industryas a consummate professional,perfectionist and gentleman.

12.20 Sign Zone: Film 2014 (R,S). ClaudiaWinkleman, Danny Leigh and guestAntonia Quirke review the Coen brothers’folk music drama Inside Llewyn Davis andJack Ryan: Shadow Recruit. 12.50 SignZone: Trust Me I’m a Doctor (R,S). 1.50This Is BBC Two. (S). Preview of upcomingprogrammes. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone(S,HD).

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8.00 A Great Welsh Adventurewith Griff Rhys Jones (S,HD).4/8. The funnyman visitsAnglesey.

8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD).Sophie and Steph tease Tim bypicking holes in his story infront of Sally.

9.00 The Bletchley Circle (S,HD).4/4. See Choices Above.

Putin’s Games – Panorama, 8.30pm Great British Railway … 6.30pm A Great Welsh Adventure … 8pm My Daughter the … 10.55pm Helix, 10pm

BRITAIN’S GREAT WAR9pm, BBC1Jeremy Paxman presents this four-partdocumentary charting how the First World Waraffected the lives of the British people andcreated what is known as modern Britain. Thefirst film focuses on the early stages of theconflict, the announcement of which led tostunned disbelief.

THE BLETCHLEY CIRCLE9pm, ITVPart two of two. Withcorruption in vice squad,the women realise thatcatching the gang red-handed is their only optionand plot to infiltrate thecrime ring. With Sophie Rundle.

THREE WIVES, ONE HUSBAND –MARRIED TO THE MORMONS10pm, Channel 4New series. An insight into the Mormoncommunity of Centennial Park, Arizona,where women choose their husbandsthrough an inspiration from God, and mentry to prove themselves worthy and wait tobe selected.

6.00 Emmerdale (R,HD). 6.25Coronation Street (R,HD). 7.25 You’veBeen Framed! (R). 7.45 The JeremyKyle Show USA (R). 8.30 Dinner Date(R,HD). 9.30 The Real Housewives ofAtlanta (R). 10.30 The Real Housewivesof Orange County (R,HD). 11.30Millionaire Matchmaker (R,HD). 12.30Emmerdale (R,HD). 1.00 CoronationStreet (R,HD). 2.00 The Jeremy KyleShow (R). 4.10 The Real Housewives ofOrange County (HD). 5.05 MillionaireMatchmaker (R,HD).

10.00 The Job Lot (R,HD).Trish holds an armedforces recruitment day.

10.30 Plebs (R,HD). Cynthia’scharming new gladiatorboyfriend Cassiusimpresses everyoneexcept jealous Marcus.Comedy, starring TomRosenthal.

11.00 Fake Reaction (R,HD).With Mikey North, KirkNorcross, LauraWhitmore and TomDeacon.

11.50 Two and a Half Men(R,HD).

12.20 Two and a Half Men(R,HD). Evelyn tries to undermineJake’s confidence, but when Alantries to cut her out of their lives sheresorts to emotional blackmail toregain their attention. 12.45 TakeMe Out (R,HD). 1.50 The JeremyKyle Show USA (R). 2.30Teleshopping.

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6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff(HD). 11.15 The Hotel Inspector (R,S,HD).12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15Celebrity Big Brother: Live Eviction(R,S,HD). 1.15 Home and Away (S,HD).1.45 Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS(R,S,HD). 3.15 Film: Carolina Moon (S)(2007). See Choices Above. ●●● 5.00 5News at 5 (S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours(R,S,HD). Kyle admits to Kate he is confusedabout his feelings.

7.00 Go Hard or Go Home (S,HD).Four pub managers from Essextrain to take part in a gruellingcanoe race. Followed by 5 NewsUpdate.

8.00 Police Interceptors (S,HD).New series. The return of thedocumentary following thework of high-speedinterception teams, this timewith access to the officers ofLincolnshire’s Roads PolicingUnit. Followed by 5 News at 9.

9.00 Celebrity Big Brother (S,HD).25/27. The celebrity contestantscontinue to live out their livesin front of the cameras,knowing it will all be over in acouple of days.

11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Biton the Side (HD). 17/19. EmmaWillis presents the CBBcompanion show, includingcelebrity guests’ thoughts onthe latest developments andbehind-the-scenes insights.

10.00 Helix (S,HD). 3/13. See ChoicesAbove.

12.00 Botched Up Bodies (R,S,HD). A manleft scarred and still bald after sixattempted hair transplants. Last in theseries. 1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Autopsy:Anna Nicole Smith’s Last Hours (R,S,HD).3.55 House Doctor (R,S). 4.20 HouseDoctor (R,S). 4.45 Divine Designs (R,S).5.10 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS(R,S).

6.00 Emmerdale (R,HD). 6.25Coronation Street (R,HD). 7.25 You’veBeen Framed! (R). 7.45 The JeremyKyle Show USA (R). 8.30 Dinner Date(R,HD). 9.30 The Real Housewives ofAtlanta (R). 10.30 The Real Housewivesof Orange County (R,HD). 11.30Millionaire Matchmaker (R,HD). 12.30Emmerdale (R,HD). 1.00 CoronationStreet (R,HD). 2.00 The Jeremy KyleShow (R). 4.10 The Real Housewives ofOrange County (HD). 5.05 MillionaireMatchmaker (R,HD).

7.00 You’ve Been Framed!(R).

7.30 You’ve Been Framed!(R). A Gordon Brownlookalike getshammered.

6.00 Dinner Date (R,HD).Lauren from Newcastlegoes on three blinddates.

8.00 Two and a Half Men(R,HD). Judith moves inwith the guys.

8.30 Two and a Half Men(R,HD). Alan tries to cutties with Evelyn.

10.00 The Job Lot (R,HD).Trish holds an armedforces recruitment day.

10.30 Plebs (R,HD). Cynthia’scharming new gladiatorboyfriend Cassiusimpresses everyoneexcept jealous Marcus.Comedy, starring TomRosenthal.



12.20 Two and a Half Men(R,HD). Evelyn tries to undermineJake’s confidence, but when Alantries to cut her out of their lives sheresorts to emotional blackmail toregain their attention. 12.45 TakeMe Out (R,HD). 1.50 The JeremyKyle Show USA (R). 2.30Teleshopping.

9.00Mom. Christy goes onher first date since shegave up alcohol.

9.30 Dads (HD). New series.Comedy about twosuccessful video gamesdevelopers whose liveschange when theirfathers move in withthem.

6.00 The Big Bang Theory(R,HD). Howard tries towin back Bernadette.


6.00 Switched (R). 6.25 Ugly Betty(R,HD). 7.10 Charmed (R). 8.00 Glee(R,HD). 9.00 Rules of Engagement(R,HD). 10.00 Made in Chelsea(R,HD). 11.00 Charmed (R). 12.30Hollyoaks (R,HD). 1.00 How I MetYour Mother (R,HD). 2.00 The BigBang Theory (R,HD). 3.00 Made inChelsea (R,HD). 4.00 The Jump.4.30 Rules of Engagement (R,HD).5.00 How I Met Your Mother(R,HD).

7.00 Hollyoaks (HD). Sandybecomes suspiciousabout Joe’s prolongedabsence.


8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine(R,HD). Jake is assignedto a minor graffiti case.

8.30 2 Broke Girls (R,HD).Max applies to a pastryschool in Manhattan.

10.00What Happens inKavos (R,HD). Thedocumentary followsyoung touristsexperiencing their firstholiday without theirparents, including agroup of girls aiming tomake their trip X-rated.Last in the series.

12.00 The Tomorrow People(R,HD). 1.00 Marvel’s Agents ofSHIELD (R,HD). 1.55 WhatHappens in Kavos (R,HD). 2.45The Ricky Gervais Show (R,HD).3.10 The Cleveland Show (R,HD).3.35 Glee (R,HD). 4.15 One TreeHill (R,HD). 5.00 Ugly Betty(R,HD).

9.00 Revenge (HD). Emilyinvestigates how herplan failed, and mustrely on an unlikelysource for answers.Meanwhile, Victoriamakes a bold move inorder to secure herindependence.

6.00Modern Family(R,S,HD).

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).Marge is forced toreplace the family car.

6.00 Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S).6.30 Luton Airport (R,S). 7.00 AllAboard: East Coast Trains (R,S,HD).8.00 Modern Family (R,S,HD). 9.00Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 10.00 NCIS:Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 1.00 NCIS:Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00 HawaiiFive-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 A League ofTheir Own (R,S) 4.00 Futurama4.30 Futurama 5.00 The Simpsons(R,S). 5.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD).

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).Grampa inherits$100,000.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).Homer becomes amissionary.

8.00Modern Family(R,S,HD). The familyattends a barbecue atGloria and Jay’s house.

8.30Modern Family(R,S,HD). The first day ofschool arrives.

10.00 A League of TheirOwn (R,S,HD). SeeChoices Above.

12.00 Spartacus: Vengeance(R,S,HD). The gladiator rallies histroops. Last in the series. 1.15 MadDogs (R,S,HD). 2.10 Road Wars(R,S). 3.05 Road Wars (R,S). 4.00Dog the Bounty Hunter (R,S).4.30 Luton Airport (R,S). 5.00Airline USA (R,S,HD). 5.30 AirlineUSA (R,S,HD).

11.00 Banshee (R,S). Carrieflees the hospital in adesperate attempt tocollect her family andleave Banshee before MrRabbit gets to her, whileHood reaches out toProctor for help.

9.00 Stella (R,HD). Comedydrama, with Ruth Jones.Stella decides to focus onwork and family –although a handsomelawyer proves distracting.Aunty Brenda’s waywarddaughter returns.

6.00 Last of the SummerWine.

6.40 Open All Hours.Arkwright opens theshop before dawn.

6.00 To the Manor Born 6.30 AsTime Goes By 7.00 Harry Hill’s TVBurp 8.00 Jeeves and Wooster 9.10Keeping Up Appearances 9.502point4 Children 10.30 Last of theSummer Wine 11.50 Open AllHours. 12.30 Open All Hours. 1.10Harry Hill’s TV Burp 2.10 To theManor Born 2.50 As Time Goes By3.25 Jeeves and Wooster 4.40Keeping Up Appearances 5.20 Lastof the Summer Wine

7.20 Open All Hours.Arkwright is reluctant tobuy a new suit, untilNurse Gladys Emmanuelgives him an incentive.

8.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp.See Choices Above.

8.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. Aquirky review of TheReal Extras and FreakyEaters.

10.20 Not Going Out. Leeclashes with a youthwhen he gets a jobdistributing leaflets in ashopping centre, and ispersuaded to pretend tobe Tim in front of Kate’sAustralian friend Ruth,who has landed on theirdoorstep.

11.00 The League ofGentlemen. A hikervisits Royston Vasey.

11.40Men Behaving Badly.Deborah makes ashockingannouncement.

12.20 Not Going Out 1.00 NotGoing Out 1.30 Not Going Out.Lee pretends to be Tim in front ofKate’s Australian friend Ruth andgets a job in a shopping centredistributing leaflets. Comedy,starring Lee Mack and Tim Vine.2.00 The League of Gentlemen.2.30 Men Behaving Badly.

9.00 Not Going Out. Firstepisode of the sitcomabout mismatchedflatmates, starring LeeMack and Megan Dodds.

9.40 Not Going Out. A deathin the family brings Timand Kate closer.

6.30 FL72 Review. A round-up of recent matches,featuring all the goalsfrom the Championship,League One and LeagueTwo.

6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans(HD). 9.00 Spanish Football (HD).11.00 Irish League Cup Final(HD). 12.00 Scottish PremiershipFootball (HD). 12.30 The FantasyFootball Club (S,HD). 1.00Spanish Football (HD). 3.00 IrishLeague Cup Final (HD). 4.00 TheFantasy Football Club (S,HD).4.30 Game Changers (HD). 5.30Soccer AM: The Best Bits (S,HD).

7.30 FL72 Live (HD).Scunthorpe United vFleetwood Town (kick-off 7.45pm). Coverage ofthe League Two match atGlanford Park, betweentwo clubs withpromotion aspirations.The Iron have enjoyed anoutstanding run inrecent weeks, which sawthem move to the top ofa closely fought division,with the visitors amongthose also in the hunt fora top-three place.

11.00 FL72 Review. A round-up of recent matches,featuring all the goalsfrom the Championship,League One and LeagueTwo.

12.00 SPFL Round-Up (HD). Areview of the latest round offixtures from the Scottish top flight.12.30 Football Gold (S,HD).Liverpool v Chelsea. Action from the1997/98 Premiership clash atAnfield. 12.45 Football Gold (S).12.55 Live International One-Day Cricket (HD).

10.00 The Footballers’Football Show (HD).Dave Jones is joined byguests includingfootballers, managersand club chairmen todiscuss all the majorstories in the week’sfootball news.

The Job Lot, 10pm Revenge, 9pm Stella, 9pm Not Going Out, 9pm FL72 Live, 7.30pm

BENEFITS STREET9pm, Channel 4Documentary following thelives of people who areheavily reliant on welfarepayments, revealing the dailychallenges they face, such aspoverty, illiteracy, and drugand alcohol problems.

CAROLINA MOON3.15pm, Channel 5A woman returns to her home town, whereshe discovers that the killer of her childhoodfriend is still terrorising the community, andembarks on a mission to track him downbefore he claims another life. Romanticmystery, starring Claire Forlani and OliverHudson. Edited for daytime broadcast.


11.30 The Big Bang Theory(R,HD). Sheldon looksfor a way out of hisrelationship.

7.00 Don’t Tell theBride (R,S).

8.00 Snog, Marry,Avoid? (R,S).

8.30Would I Lie toYou? (R,S). WithJimmy Carr, GriffRhys Jones, DaveMyers andSusanna Reid.

9.00 Live at theApollo (R,S,HD).Andy Parsonshosts the stand-up show.

9.30 Live at theApollo (R,S,HD).Sarah Millicanhosts, with RussellKane and SteveHughes.

10.00 Uncle (S,HD).10.30 EastEnders

(R,S,HD).11.00 Family Guy (R,S).11.25 Family Guy (R,S).11.45 American Dad!

(R,S,HD).12.10 American Dad!(R,S,HD). 12.30 Uncle(R,S,HD). 1.00 Live at theApollo (R,S,HD). 1.30 Liveat the Apollo (R,S,HD).2.00 Live at the Electric(R,S,HD). 2.30 Pramface(R,S,HD). 3.00 Pramface(R,S,HD). 3.30 Uncle (R,S).

7.00World NewsToday (HD);Weather.

7.30 Elephant Diaries8.00 King Alfred and

the Anglo-Saxons (R,HD).The role of Alfredthe Great’sdaughterAethelflaed inEngland’s battles.

9.00 Around theWorld in 60Minutes (R).CircumnavigatingEarth from analtitude of 200miles.

10.00 Rememberingthe Holocaust –DefiantRequiem (HD).

11.20 HiddenHistories:Britain’s OldestFamilyBusinesses(R,HD). The workof an establishedregalia company.

12.20 King Alfred andthe Anglo-Saxons (R,HD).1.20 Around the World in60 Minutes (R). 2.20Remembering theHolocaust – DefiantRequiem (R).

HARRY HILL’S TVBURP8pm, GOLDThe quirky comic takesa characteristicallysurreal look at theaction in wildlifedocumentary LemurIsland.

A LEAGUE OF THEIROWN10pm, Sky1Andy Murray and JasonManford join JamieRedknapp, AndrewFlintoff, John Bishopand Georgie Thompsonon the quiz.


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6.00 Breakfast (S,HD). 9.15 Wanted DownUnder (S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under theHammer (S,HD). 11.00 Sheriffs AreComing (HD). 11.45 Helicopter HeroesDown Under (R,S,HD). 12.15 Bargain Hunt(R,S,HD). 1.00 BBC News (S,HD). 1.30Regional News (S). 1.45 Doctors (HD). 2.10Father Brown (R,S,HD). 3.00 Perfection(R,S,HD). 3.45 Escape to the Country(S,HD). 4.30 Put Your Money Where YourMouth Is (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Livechat and topical reports.

7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). Shirleygives her family an unexpectedultimatum. Followed by BBCNews; Regional News.


8.00 Holby City (S,HD). 16/52. Jac isstill unable to bond with herbaby after three weeks, a newregistrar is keen to make hismark and a 2,000-year-oldEgyptian mummy helps Sachainspire his junior doctors.

9.00 Death in Paradise (S,HD). 3/8.See Choices Above.

10.00 BBC News (S,HD).10.25 Regional News (S). Followed

by National Lottery Update.10.35 The Zoo Next Door (S,HD).

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6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S).9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women(S,HD). 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S).1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Dickinson’sReal Deal (S,HD). FromWelwyn GardenCity, Hertfordshire. 3.00 The AlanTitchmarsh Show (S,HD). With guestsMartin Shaw and Les Dennis. 3.59 RegionalWeather (S). 4.00 Britain’s Best Bakery(S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (S,HD).

6.25 Countdown (R,S,HD). 7.10 Will &Grace (R,S). 8.00 Everybody LovesRaymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.00The Secret Millionaire USA (R,S,HD).11.00 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses(R,S,HD). 12.00 Channel 4 NewsSummary (S). 12.05 Come Dine with Me(R,S,HD). 2.10 A Place in the Sun: WinterSun (S). 3.10 Countdown (S,HD). 4.00Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 5.00 Come Dinewith Me (S,HD). 5.30 Coach Trip (S).

6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff(HD). 11.15 The Hotel Inspector (R,S,HD).12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15Celebrity Big Brother (S,HD). 1.15 Homeand Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD).2.15 NCIS (R,S). 3.15 Film: DeadlyHoneymoon (S) (2010). Mystery, starringZoe McLellan and Summer Glau. Edited fordaytime broadcast.●●● 5.00 5 News at 5(S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD). Georgiatakes a pregnancy test.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Hour-longepisode. Cain tries to coerce aconfession out of Charity.


6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 21/22. Thefamily is sent to Alcatraz.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Sandybecomes suspicious about Joe’sprolonged absence.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).Spencer collapses as he tries toescape from the lodge.


10.00 ITV News at Ten (S).10.30 Regional News (S); Weather.10.35 Eric Bristow: Sports Life

Stories (S,HD). 6/8. A profile ofthe former darts player whowon the World Championshipfive times in the 1980s, andafter retirement appeared onthe 2012 series of I’m aCelebrity Get Me Out of Here!

12.05 Jackpot247. Viewers get the chanceto participate in live interactive gamingfrom the comfort of their sofas, with a mixof roulette-wheel spins and lively chat fromthe presenting team. 3.00 Loose Women(R,S,HD). 3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD). Text-based information service. 5.05 TheJeremy Kyle Show (R,S). Guests air theirdifferences.

7.00 News (S).

8.00 The Jump (S). 3/8. Coached byformer Olympic skier GrahamBell, the remaining celebritycontestants take on the giantslalom, each hoping to clockthe fastest time down thecourse. Continues tomorrow.

9.00 The Taste (S,HD). 4/10. Theremaining cooks prepare dishesfor guest chef YotamOttolenghi, before servingNigella Lawson, AnthonyBourdain and Ludo Lefebvrethe spiciest spoonfuls they canmuster, with eye-wateringresults.

10.00 Benefits Street (R,S). 4/5.Documentary following thelives of people who are heavilyreliant on welfare payments,revealing the daily challengesthey face in tough economictimes.

12.00 Random Acts (S). 12.05 Poker (S).1.05 KOTV Boxing Weekly (S). 1.30 TransWorld Sport (R,S). 2.30 Brief Encountersof the Sporting Mind (R,S). 2.35Snowdonia Marathon (R,S). 3.30 BriefEncounters of the Sporting Mind (R,S).3.35 Secret Removers (R,S,HD). 4.35 PhilSpencer: Secret Agent (R,S,HD). 5.30Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

7.00 The Dog Rescuers (R,S,HD).1/10. Work of RSPCA officers.

7.30 Highland Emergency(R,S,HD). An injured walker onArran is at risk of hypothermia.Followed by 5 News Update.

8.00 Gibraltar: Britain in the Sun(S,HD). Eric Shaw tries toretrieve GPS collars being usedto track the movements of theRock’s monkeys, while a hugebale of drugs washes up on thebeach. Followed by 5 News at 9.

9.00 Celebrity Big Brother (S,HD).26/27. The last chance to catchup with the famouscontestants’ antics before thefinal, when the viewers’favourite housemate will berevealed. Narrated by MarcusBentley.

11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Biton the Side (HD). 18/19. EmmaWillis presents the CBBcompanion show, featuringprofiles of the finalists, gossip,chat and features from thehouse.

10.00 Botched Up Bodies (R,S,HD).2/4. A woman who was fittedwith breast implants too largefor her frame and a man whohad a procedure in Poland thatleft him with a crooked, bumpynose.

12.00 Hens Behaving Badly (R,S,HD). Abride-to-be parties in Newcastle beforeemigrating to Australia. Last in the series.1.00 SuperCasino. Live interactivegaming. 3.05 Hens Behaving Badly(R,S,HD). 3.55 House Doctor (R,S). 4.20House Doctor (R,S). 4.45 Divine Designs(R,S). 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35Wildlife SOS (R,S).

6.00 This Is BBC Two (S). 6.05 Homes Under theHammer (R,S,HD). 7.05 The Sheriffs Are Coming(R,S,HD). 7.50 Helicopter Heroes Down Under(R,S,HD). 8.20 Sign Zone: Paul Hollywood’s Pies& Puds (R,S). 9.05 Great Continental RailwayJourneys (R,S). 10.05 Britain’s Empty Homes(R,S). 10.35 HARDtalk (R,S,HD). 11.00 BBC News(S,HD). 11.30 BBC World News (S,HD). 12.00Daily Politics (S). 1.00 Britain’s First PhotoAlbum (R,S,HD). 1.30 Cash in the Attic (R,S). 2.15The Great British Bake Off (R,S). 3.15 Coast(R,S,HD). 4.15 The Secret Life of Elephants(R,S,HD). 5.15 Flog It! (R,S).

7.00 The Great Interior DesignChallenge (S,HD). 7/12.Revamping sitting rooms insemi-detached 1930sproperties.

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 112/140.Quiz show.

6.30 Great British RailwayJourneys (S,HD). 17/20.Michael Portillo travels fromIpswich to Chelmsford.

8.00 Children’s EmergencyRescue (S,HD). 1/3. See ChoicesAbove.

9.00 Inside the Animal Mind(S,HD). 1/3. New series. ChrisPackham explores animals’intelligence, emotions and self-awareness to uncover thesecrets of their abilities,beginning by focusing on howthey use their senses.

10.00 House of Fools (S,HD). 3/6.Bosh asks Vic, Bob, Julie andBeef to help convince hisprobation officer that he hasfinally become an upstandingmember of society. Gueststarring Nikki Amuka-Bird.


11.20 The Tea Trail with SimonReeve (R,S,HD). Theadventurer examines the teaindustry in eastern Africa.

11.35 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries(R,S). The Tasmanian devils givebirth.

11.00 The Undateables (R,S,HD).3/4. A catch-up withmemorable daters fromprevious editions.

12.20 Sign Zone: The Midwives (R,S). Staffon the delivery unit of BirminghamWomen’sHospital look after high-risk mothers-to-be.Antoinette specialises in dealing with mul-tiple pregnancies and prepares the operat-ing theatre for Aman, who is having tripletsand scheduled to undergo a Caesarean sec-tion. Last in the series. 1.20 This Is BBCTwo (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone

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9.00 Paul O’Grady’s AnimalOrphans (S,HD). 3/3. SeeChoices Above.

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CELEBRITY WHO WANTS TO BE AMILLIONAIRE?8pm, ITVChris Tarrant hosts the first of two specialsbringing the quiz to a close. Aiming to raise asmuch cash as possible for their chosen charitiesand one lucky viewer are Russell Kane and GloriaHunniford, Adrian Chiles with Frank Skinner,and Alexandra Burke with David Emanuel.

CHILDREN’SEMERGENCY RESCUE8pm, BBC2Following medics caring forchildren as they aretransported to specialistcentres around the country.A teenager is flown fromLeeds to London for a heart transplant.

THE ZOO NEXT DOOR10.35pm, BBC1One-off documentary visiting homes overrunby dogs, cats and other, more surprising,pets. Jasmine Harman visits homes overrunby pets, and is joined by animal welfareexperts to see what changes need to bemade. But as she soon discovers, somepeople wouldn’t have things any other way.

6.00 Emmerdale (R,HD). 6.25Coronation Street (R,HD). 7.25 You’veBeen Framed! (R). 7.45 Jeremy KyleShow USA (R). 8.30 Dinner Date (HD).9.30 Real Housewives of Atlanta (R).10.30 Real Housewives of OrangeCounty (HD). 11.30 MillionaireMatchmaker (R,HD). 12.30 Emmerdale(R,HD). 1.00 Coronation Street (R,HD).2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R). 4.10Real Housewives of Orange County5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker (HD).

11.45 Two and a Half Men(R,HD). Charliepersuades Alan to visitLas Vegas with him, butthings take a turn forthe worse and they endup staying at home.

12.15 Two and a Half Men(R,HD). 12.45 Totally BonkersGuinness World Records (R,HD).1.15 Totally Bonkers GuinnessWorld Records (R,HD). Includingthe most swords swallowed at thesame time. 1.40 Ladette to Lady:Australia (R). 2.30 Teleshopping.Home shopping.

PAUL O’GRADY’SANIMAL ORPHANS9pm, ITVThe comedian bottle-feeds agiraffe calf, meets a warthogthat is about to be releasedinto the wild, preens avulture chick and visits KafueNational Park. Last in the series.

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6.00 Milkshake!. 9.15 The Wright Stuff(HD). 11.15 The Hotel Inspector (R,S,HD).12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15Celebrity Big Brother (S,HD). 1.15 Homeand Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours (S,HD).2.15 NCIS (R,S). 3.15 Film: DeadlyHoneymoon (S) (2010). Mystery, starringZoe McLellan and Summer Glau. Edited fordaytime broadcast.●●● 5.00 5 News at 5(S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD). Georgiatakes a pregnancy test.

7.00 The Dog Rescuers (R,S,HD).1/10. Work of RSPCA officers.

7.30 Highland Emergency(R,S,HD). An injured walker onArran is at risk of hypothermia.Followed by 5 News Update.

8.00 Gibraltar: Britain in the Sun(S,HD). Eric Shaw tries toretrieve GPS collars being usedto track the movements of theRock’s monkeys, while a hugebale of drugs washes up on thebeach. Followed by 5 News at 9.

11.00 Celebrity Big Brother’s Biton the Side (HD). 18/19. EmmaWillis presents the CBBcompanion show, featuringprofiles of the finalists, gossip,chat and features from thehouse.

10.00 Botched Up Bodies (R,S,HD).2/4. A woman who was fittedwith breast implants too largefor her frame and a man whohad a procedure in Poland thatleft him with a crooked, bumpynose.

THE ZOO NEXT DOOR10.35pm, BBC1One-off documentary visiting homes overrunby dogs, cats and other, more surprising,pets. Jasmine Harman visits homes overrunby pets, and is joined by animal welfareexperts to see what changes need to bemade. But as she soon discovers, somepeople wouldn’t have things any other way.

6.00 Emmerdale (R,HD). 6.25Coronation Street (R,HD). 7.25 You’veBeen Framed! (R). 7.45 Jeremy KyleShow USA (R). 8.30 Dinner Date (HD).9.30 Real Housewives of Atlanta (R).10.30 Real Housewives of OrangeCounty (HD). 11.30 MillionaireMatchmaker (R,HD). 12.30 Emmerdale(R,HD). 1.00 Coronation Street (R,HD).2.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R). 4.10Real Housewives of Orange County5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker (HD).

7.00 You’ve Been Framed!(R). A dive-bombingbaptism and a dog thateats gas bills.


6.00 Dinner Date (R,HD).David from Essex picksthree blind dates.Narrated by CharlotteHudson.

8.00 Two and a Half Men(R,HD). Charliepersuades Alan to visitLas Vegas with him.

8.30 Two and a Half Men(R,HD). Judith goes onholiday.

11.45 Two and a Half Men(R,HD). Charliepersuades Alan to visitLas Vegas with him, butthings take a turn forthe worse and they endup staying at home.

12.15 Two and a Half Men(R,HD). 12.45 Totally BonkersGuinness World Records (R,HD).1.15 Totally Bonkers GuinnessWorld Records (R,HD). Includingthe most swords swallowed at thesame time. 1.40 Ladette to Lady:Australia (R). 2.30 Teleshopping.Home shopping.

9.00 Die Another Day (HD)(2002). James Bond issuspended from dutyafter being takenhostage in North Korea,but goes against ordersto track down those whobetrayed him. Duringthe pursuit of theterrorist he wasinvestigating before hiscapture, he discovers aconnection with a Britishbillionaire who hasconstructed adevastating orbitalweapon. Spy adventure,starring Pierce Brosnan,Halle Berry, TobyStephens, Judi Denchand John Cleese.●●



6.00 Switched (R). 6.25 Ugly Betty(R,HD). 7.10 Charmed (R). 8.00 Glee(R,HD). 9.00 Rules of Engagement(R,HD). 10.00 Made in Chelsea (HD).11.00 Charmed 12.00 Rules ofEngagement (R,HD). 12.30Hollyoaks 1.00 How I Met YourMother (R,HD). 2.00 Big BangTheory (R,HD). 3.00 Made inChelsea (R,HD). 4.00 The Jump (R).5.00 How I Met Your Mother (R,HD).

7.00 Hollyoaks (HD). Fraserorders Freddie to stopSandy discovering thetruth about Joe’s fate.


8.00 The Addams Family(HD) (1991). Creepycouple Morticia andGomez find theirunconventional lifethreatened by a manclaiming to be a long-lost relative. When theywelcome him with openarms, they fall prey to aplot that could costthem their ancestralhome and the familyfortune. Black comedy,starring Anjelica Hustonand Raul Julia. SeeChoices Above.●●●●

10.00 Rude Tube: Rude Zoo(R,HD). Alex Zanepresents a selection ofthe internet’s funniestanimal clips, includingfootage of the ultimatedog tease, not-so-cuddlykoalas, killer cats and aruthless honey badger.

12.20 The Big Bang Theory(R,HD). 12.50 Revenge (R,HD).1.50 Rude Tube: Rude Zoo(R,HD). 2.40 8 Out of 10 CatsUncut (R,HD). 3.20 The RickyGervais Show (R,HD). 3.45 Glee(R,HD). 4.30 Ugly Betty (R,HD).The responsibilities of editorshipbegin to overwhelm Betty.

6.00Modern Family(R,S,HD). Luke andManny prepare for theschool dance.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).

6.00 Luton Airport (R,S). 6.30Luton Airport (R,S). 7.00 AllAboard (R,S). 8.00 ModernFamily (R,S,HD). 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 (HD). 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles(HD). 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles(HD). 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD).3.00 A League of Their Own (R,S).4.00 Futurama 4.30 Futurama(R,S). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).5.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD).

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).

Ned Flanders and MrsKrabappel embark on awhirlwind romance.

8.00 Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD).The team crosses pathswith a tough TexasRanger who arrives onthe island in search of hismissing daughter.

10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles(R,S,HD). PsychologistNate Getz helps Deeksand Sam get over theirtorture ordeal. The teaminvestigates the killingof a former admiral whowas about to expose warcrimes in Afghanistan.

12.00 Road Wars (R,S). Officersquestion a man wearing two sets ofclothing. 1.00 Night Cops (R,S).2.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response(R,S,HD). 3.00 Road Wars (R,S).4.00 Luton Airport (R,S). 4.30Luton Airport (R,S). 5.00 AirlineUSA (R,S,HD). 5.30 Airline USA(R,S,HD).

11.00 A League of TheirOwn (R,S). Englandmidfielder FrankLampard and TVpresenter Gabby Logantake part in the sports-based comedy quiz,hosted by James Corden.

9.00 Ross Kemp: ExtremeWorld (S,HD). SeeChoices Above.

6.00 Last of the SummerWine.

6.40 Open All Hours.Arkwright decides toexpand his empire.

6.10 2point4 Children 6.45 To theManor Born 7.20 As Time Goes By8.00 Jeeves and Wooster 9.10Keeping Up Appearances 9.502point4 Children 10.30 Last of theSummer Wine 11.55 Open All Hours12.35 Open All Hours 1.10 HarryHill’s TV Burp 2.15 To the ManorBorn 2.55 As Time Goes By 3.30Jeeves and Wooster 4.40 KeepingUp Appearances 5.20 Last of theSummer Wine

7.20 Open All Hours.Arkwright loses histrousers on the way tothe wedding of NurseGladys Emmanuel’sniece.

8.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. Aquirky review ofMarbella Belles.

8.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp.Quirky TV review.

10.20 The Vicar of Dibley.Geraldine is keen to finda celebrity to open theautumn fair in style –and Alice lets slip thatshe knows the idealcandidate. With a guestappearance by KylieMinogue.

11.00 The League ofGentlemen.

11.40 The League ofGentlemen. MrChinnery has an accidentwith a tortoise.

12.20 The Vicar of Dibley. Firstepisode of Richard Curtis’s comedy.The villagers of Dibley discovertheir new vicar is a woman – andstuffy councillor David Horton vowsto have her ejected at all costs. 1.00The Vicar of Dibley 1.30 TheVicar of Dibley 2.00 The Leagueof Gentlemen

9.00 The Vicar of Dibley.The villagers of Dibleydiscover their new vicar isa woman. GaryWaldhorn,James Fleet and EmmaChambers co-star.

9.40 The Vicar of Dibley.The Songs of Praise crewvisits the village.

6.00 Football Asia (S). Soccernews from the Far East.


6.00 Live International One-DayCricket (HD). 9.30 SPFL Round-Up(HD). 10.00 Footballers’ FootballShow (HD). 11.00 FL72 Review.12.00 SPFL Round-Up (HD). 12.30FL72 Highlights (HD). 1.30 TheFootballers’ Football Show (HD).2.30 SPFL Round-Up (HD). 3.00FL72 Review. 4.00 Soccer AM:The Best Bits (S,HD). 5.00 TheFootballers’ Football Show (HD).

7.00 Football Gold (S).7.15 Football Gold (S).

Liverpool v Chelsea from1997/98.

7.30 Soccer Special (S,HD).Julian Warren introducespre-match reports andnews of all tonight’sgoals as they go in, whilestudio guests keep aneye on the big gamesand talking points. Plus,a classified results round-up from all of thisevening’s fixtures.

11.30 Football Special (HD).Extended highlightsfrom the PremierLeague.

1.00 Football Special (HD). 2.30Football Special (HD). 4.00Football Asia (S). 4.30 Football’sGreatest International Teams(HD). 5.00 Football League Gold(S,HD). 5.45 Football League Gold(S,HD). Millwall v Scunthorpe Unitedin the 2009 League One play-offfinal.

10.00 Football Special (HD).Extended highlightsfrom the PremierLeague, allowing viewersto access the latest roundof top-flight fixtures,including ManchesterUnited v Cardiff City.

Die Another Day, 9pm 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut, 11pm Ross Kemp: Extreme… 9pm The Vicar of Dibley, 9pm Live Cricket, 6am

PAUL O’GRADY’SANIMAL ORPHANS9pm, ITVThe comedian bottle-feeds agiraffe calf, meets a warthogthat is about to be releasedinto the wild, preens avulture chick and visits KafueNational Park. Last in the series.

ROSS KEMP: EXTREME WORLD9pm, Sky1Ross Kemp and his team visit Papua NewGuinea. Beginning his journey in the capital,Port Moresby, where gangs control thestreets, the actor soon realises that life isdictated by tribal custom. But when hetravels into the highlands, Ross finds himselfheld at gunpoint by hijackers.

11.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut(R,HD). With AndrewFlintoff, Lorraine Kelly,Josh Widdicombe andRob Beckett.


7.00 Top Gear(R,S,HD). The triocreate a streetcircuit in Spain.

8.00 Tough YoungTeachers(R,S,HD). Merylrisks losing herjob.

9.00 Sun, Sex andSuspiciousParents:Thailand (S,HD).A rugby-playingstudent and abuilder head toKoh Phangan.

10.00 Bad Education(R,S,HD). Theteachers taketheir pupils onfield trips.

10.30 EastEnders(R,S,HD).

11.00 Family Guy (R,S).11.25 Family Guy (R,S).11.45 American Dad!

(R,S,HD).12.10 American Dad!(R,S,HD). 12.30 Sun, Sexand Suspicious Parents:Thailand (R,S,HD). 1.30Bad Education (R,S,HD).2.00 Tough YoungTeachers (R,S,HD). 3.00Sun, Sex and SuspiciousParents: Thailand(R,S,HD).


7.30 Nature’sMicroworlds (R).Exploringecosystemsaround the world,beginning withthe GalapagosIslands.

8.00 Stories from theDark Earth:Meet theAncestorsRevisited (R).

9.00 Rococo: Travel,Pleasure,Madness (HD).

10.00Wild China(R,HD). Creaturesinhabiting theYunnan Province.

11.00 Explosions:HowWe Shookthe World (R).The history ofexplosives.

12.00 Pain, Pus & Poison:The Search for ModernMedicines (R,HD). 1.00Heart vs Mind: WhatMakes Us Human? (R,HD).2.00 Stories from theDark Earth: Meet theAncestors Revisited (R).3.00 Rococo: Travel,Pleasure, Madness (R).

THE ADDAMSFAMILY8pm, E4Black comedy based onthe 1960s TV series,starring AnjelicaHuston, Raul Julia,Christopher Lloyd andChristina Ricci.

LITTLE VOICE11.35pm, BBC1A shy woman with atalent for impersonatingfamous performers isexploited by a greedypromoter. Drama, withJane Horrocks andMichael Caine.


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6.00 Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under(S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer(R,S,HD). 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming(R,S,HD). 11.45 Helicopter Heroes DownUnder 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 RegionalNews (S); Weather. 1.45 Doctors (S,HD).2.10 Father Brown 3.00 Perfection(R,S,HD). 3.45 Escape to the Country(S,HD). 4.30 Put Your Money Where YourMouth Is (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Hostedby Matt Baker and Alex Jones.Followed by BBC News;Regional News.

6.00 BBC News (S,HD); Weather.6.30 Regional News (S); Weather.6.55 Party Political Broadcast

(R,S,HD). By the Labour Party.

8.00Waterloo Road (S,HD). 14/20.Lenny suspects a local shop is acover for criminal activity andenlists Darren to hold a stake-out, while George is caught off-guard when his meddlingmother turns up unexpectedly.Wendy Craig guest stars.

9.00 Outnumbered (S,HD). 1/6. SeeChoices Above.

9.30Mrs Brown’s Boys (R,S,HD).1/6. The family awaits the fruitsof its fraud.


by National Lottery Update.10.35Match of the Day (S,HD). Gary

Lineker presents action fromthe midweek Premier Leaguefixtures, including TottenhamHotspur v Manchester City atWhite Hart Lane and Chelsea vWest Ham United at StamfordBridge. Spurs were aiming toavenge a 6-0 thrashing inDecember’s reverse fixtureagainst the Citizens, while theBlues were expected tocomplete a double over theirLondon rivals.

12.05 Film 2014 (S,HD). Reviews of crimethriller Out of the Furnace, starringChristian Bale, Zak Efron comedy ThatAwkward Moment, and Mark Wahlberg inAfghanistan war drama Lone Survivor.12.35 Weatherview (S). 12.40 BBC News(S,HD).

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6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S).9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women(S,HD). With singer Michael Bolton. 1.30 ITVNews and Weather (S). 1.55 RegionalNews (S). 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal(S,HD). From Caernarfon, north Wales. 3.00The Alan Titchmarsh Show (S,HD). WithNeil Dudgeon and Zoe Lucker. 3.59Regional Weather (S). 4.00 Britain’s BestBakery (S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (S,HD).

6.25 Countdown (R,S,HD). 7.10 Will &Grace (R,S). 8.00 Everybody LovesRaymond (R,S). 9.00 Frasier (R,S). 10.00The Secret Millionaire USA (R,S,HD).11.00 Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses12.00 News Summary (S). 12.05 ComeDine with Me 12.35 Come Dine with Me(R,S,HD). 2.10 A Place in the Sun: WinterSun (S). 3.10 Countdown (S,HD). 4.00Deal or No Deal (S,HD). 5.00 Come Dinewith Me (S,HD). 5.30 Coach Trip (S).

6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff(HD). 11.15 The Hotel Inspector (R,S,HD).12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15Celebrity Big Brother (R,S,HD). 1.15Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours(S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). A former marinefalls to his death. 3.15 Film: Fatal Trust(S,HD) (2006). Crime drama, with Amy JoJohnson and David Haydn-Jones. Edited fordaytime broadcast.●●● 5.00 5 News at 5(S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Victoriaconfronts Val over the affair.

7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). Roystruggles to keep his emotionsin check as he prepares forHayley’s funeral.

6.00 Regional News (S); Weather.6.25 Party Political Broadcast

(R,S). By the Labour Party.6.30 ITV News and Weather (S).

6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 22/22.6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Fraser orders

Freddie to stop Sandydiscovering the truth aboutJoe’s fate.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).April’s father makes her anoffer.


10.00 ITV News at Ten (S).10.30 Regional News (S); Weather.10.35 The Jonathan Ross Show

(R,S,HD). 4/10. The hostwelcomes another batch ofcelebrity guests to his famousgreen room, including leadinglights from TV and film, beforesubjecting them to a no-holds-barred bout of questioning.

12.05 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming.3.00 Film: Columbo: Sex and theMarried Detective (S) (1989). A therapistmurders her lover and frames her assistantfor the crime, but the shabby sleuth is notconvinced by the ruse. Detective drama,with Peter Falk and Lindsay Crouse.●●●4.40 ITV Nightscreen (HD). 5.05 TheJeremy Kyle Show (R,S,HD).

7.00 News (S).

8.00 The Jump (S). 4/8. Thecelebrities are paired withprofessionals in the two-manbobsleigh, and the slowestcontestants face a live ski jumpto keep their place in thecompetition. Continuestomorrow.

9.00 24 Hours in A&E (S,HD). 4/8. A56-year-old man is put on lifesupport following a cardiacarrest, a nightclub host realiseshis lifestyle is taking its toll anda schoolgirl is rushed in after aroad accident.

10.00 Turtle Boy (R,S). The story of aColombian boy with acongenital melanocytic nevus,a mole that grew so much itcovered 40 per cent of his body.It resembled a shell, and theprejudice it provoked meant hisfamily had to live apart fromthe rest of the village.

12.00 RandomActs 12.05Music on 4:Launched at Red Bull Studios 12.35WhatHappens in Sunny Beach (R,S).1.30Mesh:TheWrong Turn1.35 Film: Ask theDust(2006). See Choices Above.●●3.30Southland4.15 This Is J034.20AGuide toTaking a Photo4.25 Phil Spencer: SecretAgent 5.20 Kirstie’s VintageGems5.25SuperScrimpers 5.30Deal or NoDeal

7.00 21 and 3ft Tall:Extraordinary People(R,S,HD). A man who hasprimordial dwarfism. Followedby 5 News Update.

8.00 Ultimate Emergency Bikers(S,HD). New series. The returnof the documentary followingparamedic and policemotorcyclists. PC Martin Smithjoins in the pursuit of a vandriving at high speed. Followedby 5 News at 9.

9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: TheFinal (S,HD). 27/27. See ChoicesAbove.

10.30 Celebrity Big Brother’s Biton the Side (HD). 19/19. RylanClark and his guests discusstonight’s final, inviting EmmaWillis, the audience andcelebrity panellists to discusswhether the public made theright decision, and chat to thenew champion, the runners-upand previous evictees. Last inthe series.

12.00 The Big Game (S,HD). 1.00SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming.3.05 Botched Up Bodies (R,S,HD). A manleft scarred and still bald after sixattempted hair transplants. Last in theseries. 3.55 House Doctor (R,S). 4.20House Doctor (R,S). 4.45 Divine Designs(R,S). 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35Wildlife SOS (R,S).

6.00 Homes Under the Hammer 7.00 TheSheriffs Are Coming 7.45 HelicopterHeroes Down Under 8.15 Sign Zone:Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds (R,S). 9.00Antiques Roadshow 10.00 Rip Off Food10.30 See Hear 11.00 BBC News 11.30Daily Politics 1.00 Britain’s First PhotoAlbum 1.30 Cash in the Attic 2.15 TheGreat British Bake Off 3.15 Coast 4.10The Secret Life of Elephants 5.10 FlogIt! 5.55 Party Political Broadcast (S,HD).

7.00 The Great Interior DesignChallenge (S,HD). 8/12.Revamping the living rooms ofthree Regency homes inBrighton.


6.30 Great British RailwayJourneys (S,HD). 18/20.Michael Portillo travels throughEssex and Kent.

8.00 The Restaurant Man (S,HD).1/6. See Choices Above.

9.00 Horizon: Sugar v Fat (S,HD).See Choices Above.

10.00Mock the Week – Again (R,S).1/12. Dara O Briain hosts anedition of the comedy quizfrom June 2011, with MiltonJones, SeannWalsh, ChrisAddison, Greg Davies, HughDennis and Andy Parsons.


11.20 Inside the Animal Mind(R,S,HD). 1/3. Chris Packhamexplores animals’ intelligence,emotions and self-awareness touncover the secrets of theirabilities, beginning by focusingon how they use their senses.

11.40 Corfu: A Tale of Two Islands(R,S,HD). 3/8. A couplecelebrate their 60th weddinganniversary on the island.

11.00 Strictly Baby Disco (R,S,HD).The world of children’sfreestyle disco, following threenine-year-old girls as they trainto be crowned Disco Kid at theBlackpool Tower ballroom.

12.20 Sign Zone: See Hear (R,S,HD). Thework of the British Deaf History Society.With voiceover. 12.50 Sign Zone: JamesMay’s Toy Stories: The MotorcycleDiary (R,S). Building a motorbike andsidecar entirely out of Meccano. 1.50 ThisIs BBC Two (S). Preview of upcomingprogrammes from BBC Two. 4.00 BBCLearning Zone (S,HD).

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8.00Midsomer Murders (S,HD).3/5. When wealthy farmerMartin Strickland is discoveredbound to a tree, doused intruffle oil and mauled to deathby a wild boar, theinvestigation leads DCI Barnabyto tyrannical celebrity chefRuth Cameron at the upmarketWyvern House restaurant.However, secrets from the pastsurface after the murdererstrikes again, and therepercussions are felt furtherthan they were originallyintended. With Neil Dudgeon,Neil McCaul, Sharon Small andMarc Elliott. See ChoicesAbove.

The One Show, 7pm Mock the Week – Again, 10pm Coronation Street, 7.30pm Strictly Baby Disco, 11pm 21 and 3ft Tall … 7pm

OUTNUMBERED9pm, BBC1New series. Return of the domestic comedy.Sue is worried about Karen, who is havingtrouble fitting in with her new classmates, butthe concerned mum’s attempts to settle thematter via e-mail backfire in spectacularfashion. Hugh Dennis and Claire Skinner star asthe exasperated parents.

MIDSOMER MURDERS8pm, ITVWhen a farmer isdiscovered bound to a tree,doused in truffle oil andmauled to death by a wildboar, the investigationleads Barnaby to atyrannical celebrity chef.

HORIZON: SUGAR V FAT9pm, BBC2Doctors Chris and Xand van Tulleken go onmonth-long diets comprising high volumesof fat or sugar to find out which is worse forthe human body. The effects on their healthare both shocking and surprising, but theyalso discover their biggest enemy may havebeen hiding in plain sight.

6.00 Emmerdale 6.55 You’ve BeenFramed! 7.45 The Jeremy KyleShow USA 8.30 Dinner Date 9.30The Real Housewives of Atlanta10.30 The Real Housewives ofOrange County 11.30 MillionaireMatchmaker 12.30 Emmerdale1.30 You’ve Been Framed! 2.00Jeremy Kyle Show 4.10 The RealHousewives of Orange County5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker

10.00 The MagalufWeekender (R,HD). Atrio of girls fromBedford and three ladsfrom Essex check intothe Lively Hotel, andboth sets of guestsquickly have their eyesopened by a raunchyboat party.



12.20 Two and a Half Men(R,HD). 12.50 The MagalufWeekender (R,HD). New sets ofguests attend a raunchy boat party.1.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA(R). The host takes his successfultalk show stateside, where heinvites American guests to air theirdifferences. 2.30 Teleshopping

CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER:THE FINAL9pm, Channel 5After three-and-a-half weeksof nominations, tasks andevictions, the moment hasarrived as Emma Williswhittles down the finalistsand announces the winner. Last in the series.

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6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff(HD). 11.15 The Hotel Inspector (R,S,HD).12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15Celebrity Big Brother (R,S,HD). 1.15Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours(S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). A former marinefalls to his death. 3.15 Film: Fatal Trust(S,HD) (2006). Crime drama, with Amy JoJohnson and David Haydn-Jones. Edited fordaytime broadcast.●●● 5.00 5 News at 5(S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

7.00 21 and 3ft Tall:Extraordinary People(R,S,HD). A man who hasprimordial dwarfism. Followedby 5 News Update.

8.00 Ultimate Emergency Bikers(S,HD). New series. The returnof the documentary followingparamedic and policemotorcyclists. PC Martin Smithjoins in the pursuit of a vandriving at high speed. Followedby 5 News at 9.

9.00 Celebrity Big Brother: TheFinal (S,HD). 27/27. See ChoicesAbove.

10.30 Celebrity Big Brother’s Biton the Side (HD). 19/19. RylanClark and his guests discusstonight’s final, inviting EmmaWillis, the audience andcelebrity panellists to discusswhether the public made theright decision, and chat to thenew champion, the runners-upand previous evictees. Last inthe series.

12.00 The Big Game (S,HD). 1.00SuperCasino. Live interactive gaming.3.05 Botched Up Bodies (R,S,HD). A manleft scarred and still bald after sixattempted hair transplants. Last in theseries. 3.55 House Doctor (R,S). 4.20House Doctor (R,S). 4.45 Divine Designs(R,S). 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35Wildlife SOS (R,S).

HORIZON: SUGAR V FAT9pm, BBC2Doctors Chris and Xand van Tulleken go onmonth-long diets comprising high volumesof fat or sugar to find out which is worse forthe human body. The effects on their healthare both shocking and surprising, but theyalso discover their biggest enemy may havebeen hiding in plain sight.


7.00 You’ve Been Framed!(R). Featuring a cat withan unusual way ofdescending stairs.


6.00 Dinner Date (R,HD).Ken fromWorcesterlooks for love. Narratedby Charlotte Hudson.

8.00 Two and a Half Men(R,HD). Charlie injureshis back. StarringCharlie Sheen, Jon Cryerand Angus T Jones.

8.30 Two and a Half Men(R,HD). Charlie and Alanpretend to be a couple.

10.00 The MagalufWeekender (R,HD). Atrio of girls fromBedford and three ladsfrom Essex check intothe Lively Hotel, andboth sets of guestsquickly have their eyesopened by a raunchyboat party.



12.20 Two and a Half Men(R,HD). 12.50 The MagalufWeekender (R,HD). New sets ofguests attend a raunchy boat party.1.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA(R). The host takes his successfultalk show stateside, where heinvites American guests to air theirdifferences. 2.30 Teleshopping

9.00 Benidorm (R,HD).Following the stag do,best man Martin wakesup in bed with Bianca –who reveals her true age– while Kenneth has acrisis at the salon andJoyce sets up a volleyballcourt.


6.30 The Big Bang Theory(R,HD). Penny’s dad paysa visit.

6.00 Switched 6.25 Ugly Betty7.10 Charmed 8.00 Glee (R,HD).9.00 Rules of Engagement (R).10.00 Made in Chelsea (R,HD).11.00 Charmed (R). 12.00 Rulesof Engagement (R,HD). 12.30Hollyoaks 1.00 How I Met YourMother 2.00 The Big BangTheory 3.00 Made in Chelsea(R,HD). 4.00 The Jump (R). 5.00How I Met Your Mother (R,HD).

7.00 Hollyoaks (HD).Freddie takes action toensure Joe’s fateremains a secret.


8.00 The Big Bang Theory:It All Started with aBig Bang (R,HD).

8.30 The Big Bang Theory(R,HD). A wealthybenefactor makes anindecent proposal toLeonard.

10.00 Rude Tube 2012(R,HD). Alex Zanepresents 50 internetvideos on the theme offailure, featuringspelling bees, crashedLamborghinis, theworld’s worst bedroomband and a skateboarddisaster.

12.10 The Big Bang Theory(R,HD). 12.35 The Big BangTheory (R,HD). Penny’s dad pays avisit. 1.05 Brooklyn Nine-Nine(R,HD). 1.35 2 Broke Girls (R,HD).2.00 The IT Crowd (R). 2.30 TheIT Crowd (R,HD). 2.55 Rude Tube2012 (R,HD). 3.45 Glee (R,HD).4.30 Ugly Betty (R,HD).

9.00 The Tomorrow People(HD). Stephen asks forJohn’s help when theman at the top of Ultra’smost-wanted list, aruthless killer namedKillian McCrane,resurfaces after years inhiding.

6.00Modern Family(R,S,HD). Mitchellwonders whether hefathered a child.


6.00 Luton Airport (R,S). 7.00 AllAboard: East Coast Trains(R,S,HD). 8.00 Modern Family(R,S,HD). 9.00 Hawaii Five-0(R,S,HD). 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles(R,S,HD). 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles(R,S,HD). 2.00 Hawaii Five-0(R,S,HD). 3.00 Football’s FunniestMoments 4.00 Futurama (R,S).5.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 5.30Modern Family (R,S,HD).

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S).Bart buys a rare comic.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).Santa’s Little Helperdisappears.

8.00 Ashley Banjo’s BigTown Dance (HD).Stockton’s leisure andentertainment workersprove to be the bestdancers yet.

10.00 An Idiot Abroad 2(R,S). Karl Pilkingtonvisits destinations on his‘bucket list’, trying newexperiences includingswimming with dolphinsand driving alongAmerica’s renownedRoute 66.

12.00 A League of Their Own(R,S). With Lee Mack, FrankLampard and Gabby Logan. 1.00Night Cops (R,S). 2.00 Brit Cops:Rapid Response (R,S). 3.00 RoadWars (R,S). 4.00 Luton Airport(R,S). 4.30 Luton Airport. 5.00Airline USA (R,S,HD). 5.30 AirlineUSA (R,S,HD).

11.00 A League of TheirOwn (R,S). With JackWhitehall and RoryMcIlroy. Hosted by JamesCorden.

9.00 The Kumars (S,HD). SeeChoices Above.

6.00 Last of the SummerWine

6.40 Open All Hours.Arkwright invents asaint’s day.

6.10 2point4 Children 6.40 To theManor Born 7.20 As Time Goes By8.00 Jeeves and Wooster 9.10Keeping Up Appearances 9.502point4 Children 10.30 Last of theSummer Wine 11.50 Open AllHours 1.10 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 2.10To the Manor Born 2.55 As TimeGoes By 3.30 Jeeves and Wooster4.40 Keeping Up Appearances 5.20Last of the Summer Wine

7.20 Open All Hours.Arkwright’s regularcustomers are upset byhis habit of continuallydragging Granvillearound by the ear.

8.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp.The quirky comic takes acharacteristically surreallook at soap sagas,celebrities and mediagossip.

8.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp.Comic view of television.

10.20 Blackadder GoesForth. Field MarshalHaig plans a newoffensive against theGermans, and CaptBlackadder develops akeen interest in art toavoid the bloodshed.Classic comedy, starringRowan Atkinson.

11.00 The League ofGentlemen. A theatrecompany visit the localschool.

11.40Men Behaving Badly.Gary and Dorothy take aweekend break.

12.20 Blackadder II. EdmundBlackadder, conniving courtier toElizabeth I, takes in a spirited youngboy as his manservant – unawarethe lad is not quite what he seems.1.00 Blackadder the Third 1.30Blackadder Goes Forth 2.00 TheLeague of Gentlemen 2.30 MenBehaving Badly

9.00 Blackadder II. Edmundtakes in a young lad ashis manservant.

9.40 Blackadder the Third.The new prime ministerplots to bankrupt thePrince Regent. RowanAtkinson, Hugh Laurieand Tony Robinson star.

6.00Women’sInternationalTwenty20 Cricket (HD).Australia v England.

6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans(HD). 7.00 Good Morning SportsFans (S,HD). 8.00 Good MorningSports Fans (S,HD). 9.00 FootballSpecial (HD). 12.00 FootballSpecial (HD). 1.30 FootballSpecial (HD). 3.00 FootballSpecial (HD). 4.30 Football’sGreatest International Teams(HD). 5.00 InternationalTwenty20 Cricket (HD).

7.00 Football Gold (S).Liverpool v Arsenal fromthe 2008/09 season.

7.15 Football Gold (S).7.30 Soccer Special (S,HD).

Julian Warren introducespre-match reports andnews of all tonight’sgoals as they go in, whilestudio guests keep aneye on the big gamesand talking points. Plus,a classified results round-up from all of thisevening’s fixtures.

12.00 Football Special (HD). 2.00Football Special (HD). 4.00 CopaDel Rey Football (HD). A quarter-final second-leg match from Spain’sdomestic knockout competition,which was won by Atletico Madridlast season. 5.00 Copa Del ReyFootball (HD). A Copa Del Reyquarter-final second-leg match.

10.00 Football Special (HD).Extended highlightsfrom the PremierLeague, allowing viewersto access the latest roundof top-flight fixtures,including Aston Villa vWest Bromwich Albion,Chelsea v West HamUnited and Sunderland vStoke City.

Fake Reaction, 11pm The Inbetweeners, 11pm Ashley Banjo’s Big … 8pm Blackadder II, 9pm Women’s Cricket, 6pm

CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER:THE FINAL9pm, Channel 5After three-and-a-half weeksof nominations, tasks andevictions, the moment hasarrived as Emma Williswhittles down the finalistsand announces the winner. Last in the series.

THE KUMARS9pm, Sky1Downton Abbey star Elizabeth McGovern,Simpsons voiceover man and Spinal Taplegend Harry Shearer and Sky Newspresenter Kay Burley appear on the home-made family chat show. Hosted by SanjeevBhaskar, with Meera Syal and VincentEbrahim.

11.00 The Inbetweeners (R).Simon tries to impress agirl. Comedy, with JoeThomas and Simon Bird.

11.35 The Midnight Beast(R,HD). The trio organisea birthday party.

7.00Winter Wipeout(R,S). A magicianis amongcompetitorstackling thewinter-themedcourse.

8.00 Great MovieMistakes (R,S).Blunders inHollywood films.

8.20 Cars 2 (S,HD)(2011). SeeChoices Above.●●●

10.00 Sun, Sex andSuspiciousParents:Thailand(R,S,HD). A rugby-playing studentand a builderhead to KohPhangan.


(R,S,HD).12.10 American Dad!(R,S,HD). 12.30 RussellHoward’s Good News(R,S). 1.00 Live at theElectric (R,S,HD). 1.30Uncle (R,S,HD). 2.00 Sun,Sex and SuspiciousParents: Thailand(R,S,HD). 3.00 Knight Club(R,S).


7.30 Nature’sMicroworlds (R).

8.00 GrammarSchools: ASecret History.Part two of two.The storiesbehind some ofBritain’s mostsuccessful schools.

9.00 HiddenHistories:Britain’s OldestFamilyBusinesses (HD).The work of afamily that hasbeen building formore than 400years. Last in theseries.

10.00 Treasures ofAncient Egypt(R,HD).

11.00 Rememberingthe Holocaust –DefiantRequiem (R,HD).

12.20 Beautiful Thing: APassion for Porcelain(R,HD). 1.20 GrammarSchools: A Secret History(R). 2.20 Hidden Histories:Britain’s Oldest FamilyBusinesses (R).

ASK THE DUST1.35am, Channel 4A Mexican immigrant inDepression-era Americadreams of marrying awealthy man, but fallsinstead for a buddingwriter. Romantic drama,starring Salma Hayek.

CARS 28.20pm, BBC3Racing car LightningMcQueen gets mixed upin espionage whilecompeting in aninternational grand prix.Animation, with thevoice of Owen Wilson.


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6.00 Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under(S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer(S,HD). 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming(R,S,HD). 11.45 Helicopter Heroes DownUnder 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R,S,HD). 1.00BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 RegionalNews (S); Weather. 1.45 Doctors (S,HD).2.10 Father Brown 3.00 Perfection(R,S,HD). 3.45 Escape to the Country(S,HD). 4.30 Put Your Money Where YourMouth Is (S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Topicalstories from around the UK.

7.30 EastEnders (S,HD). Fat Boy hasa confession for Poppy.Followed by BBC News;Regional News.


8.00 Hidden Kingdoms (S,HD). 3/3.A marmoset fending for itselfon the streets of Rio de Janeiro,and a rhinoceros beetleavoiding predators on its waythrough Tokyo. Narrated byStephen Fry. Last in the series.

9.00 Silent Witness (S,HD). 9/10.See Choices Above.

10.00 BBC News (S,HD).10.25 Regional News (S); Weather.10.35 Question Time (S,HD). 18/38.

David Dimbleby chairs a topicaldebate from Norwich, withpanellists including KennethClarke MP answering questionsfrom the audience.

11.35 This Week (S). Andrew Neilpresents round-table chat, inwhich he and his guests take alight-hearted romp through thepolitical and parliamentarydevelopments of the past sevendays.

12.20 Skiing Weatherview (S). 12.25 BBCNews (S,HD).

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6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S).9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women(S,HD). 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S).1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Dickinson’sReal Deal (S,HD). Valuing antiques inMorecambe, Lancashire. 3.00 The AlanTitchmarsh Show (S,HD). With regularsRichard Ward and Myleene Klass. 3.59Regional Weather (S). 4.00 Britain’s BestBakery (S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (S,HD).


6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff(HD). 11.15 Highland Emergency (R,S,HD).11.45 Celebrity Big Brother: The Final(R,S,HD). 1.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD).1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). Themurder of a former marine is investigated.3.10 Film: A Trick of the Mind (S) (2006).See Choices Above. ●● 5.00 5 News at 5(S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD). Bradquits as Josh’s coach.

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Jamesaccuses Ross of dealing drugs.

7.30 To Diet or Not to Diet?:Tonight (S,HD).


6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 1/20. Withthe voice of Lionel Richie.

6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Freddietakes action to ensure Joe’s fateremains a secret.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Rooasks Alf to lend her somemoney.


10.00 ITV News at Ten (S).10.30 Regional News (S); Weather.10.35 The Lying Game: Crimes

That Fooled Britain (R,S,HD).Criminals who appeared infront of the cameras with fakedisplays of grief. Narrated byLesley Sharp.

12.30 Jackpot247. Viewers get the chanceto participate in live interactive gamingfrom the comfort of their sofas, with a mixof roulette-wheel spins and lively chat fromthe presenting team. 3.00 To Diet or Notto Diet?: Tonight (R,HD). 3.25 ITVNightscreen (HD). Text-based informationservice. 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R,S).Guests air their differences.

7.00 News (S).

8.00 The Jump (S). 5/8. Theremaining contestants face thechallenge of the ski crosscourse, and the pressure is onto get round it in the fastestpossible time in the hope ofavoiding The Jump. Continuestomorrow.

9.00 The Undateables (S,HD). 4/4.See Choices Above.

10.00 Bodyshockers: My TattooHell (S). Katie Piper exploresthe craze for bodymodification, hearingconfessions from peoplehoping to reverse what theyhave had done, including aman with a tattoo on his eyelid.

12.05 One Born Every Minute (R,S,HD).1.00 Random Acts (S). 1.05 The FatFighters (R,S,HD). 2.00 Random Acts (S).2.05 Health Freaks (R,S,HD). 2.35Children on the Frontline (R,S,HD). 3.30Secret Removers (R,S,HD). 4.30 Kirstie’sVintage Gems (R,S,HD). 4.35 PhilSpencer: Secret Agent (R,S,HD). 5.30Deal or No Deal (R,S,HD).

7.00Winter Road Rescue (R,S,HD).The RAC is on high alertfollowing torrential rain.Followed by 5 News Update.

8.00World’s Worst HolidayHorrors (R,S,HD). Touristswhose trips ended in disaster.Followed by 5 News at 9.

9.00 The Truth About Your Dog’sFood (S,HD). Documentaryrevealing what goes into dogfood during the manufacturingprocess, and offering a guide toowners on the best diets fortheir pets and which treats toavoid.

11.00 CSI: NY (R,S,HD). 1/17. Tragedystrikes when an arson attacktriggers an explosion, bringingMac and the team into contactwith recently released fire-raiser Leonard Brooks.

10.00 Kids Who Kill (S,HD).Documentary examining thepersonalities of children whohave been convicted of murderand analysing theirmotivations, including oneteenager who murdered hismother.

12.00 SuperCasino. Viewers get thechance to take part in live interactivegaming, with a mix of roulette-wheel spinsand lively chat from the presenting team.3.05 Real-Life Heroes: Caught onCamera (R,S,HD). 3.55 House Doctor(R,S). 4.20 House Doctor (R,S). 4.45Divine Designs (R,S). 5.10 Wildlife SOS(R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

6.00 This Is BBC Two 6.05 Homes Underthe Hammer 7.05 The Sheriffs AreComing 7.50 Helicopter Heroes DownUnder 8.20 Sign Zone: Paul Hollywood’sPies & Puds 9.05 Tudor Monastery Farm10.05 Rip Off Food 10.35 HARDtalk11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News12.00 Daily Politics 1.00 Britain’s FirstPhoto Album 1.30 Cash in the Attic 2.15The Great British Bake Off 3.15 Coast4.15 Lost Land of the Tiger 5.15 Flog It!

7.00 The Great Interior DesignChallenge (S,HD). 9/12. Four ofthe quarter-finalists transformthatched cottages in Dorset.


6.30 Great British RailwayJourneys (S,HD). 19/20.Michael Portillo travels fromFaversham to Dorking.

8.00 Restoration Home One YearOn (S,HD). 2/3. Kieran Longrevisits two more projectspreviously featured on theprogramme – a Georgianmansion in Derbyshire and a setof disused farm buildings inNorth Yorkshire.

9.00 Dan Snow’s History of theWinter Olympics (S). SeeChoices Above.

10.00 Charlie Brooker’s WeeklyWipe (S,HD). 4/6. Thebroadcaster offers a satiricallook at the latest news frompolitics, the media and theinternet, casting a critical eyeover trends in TV, cinema andsocial media.


11.20 Horizon: Sugar v Fat (R,S,HD).Doctors Chris and Xand vanTulleken, who are identicaltwins, go on month-long dietscomprising high volumes of fator sugar to find out which isworse for the human body.

11.35 Strictly Kosher (R,S,HD). 2/2.Conclusion. Bernette Clarketalks about the Jewishmourning period.

11.00 24 Hours in A&E (R,S,HD). 4/8.A 56-year-old man is put on lifesupport following a cardiacarrest, a nightclub host realiseshis lifestyle is taking its toll anda schoolgirl is rushed in after aroad accident.

12.20 Sign Zone: Putin’s Games –Panorama (R,S). A report on the real costof the Winter Games in Russia, which hasquadrupled to a record-breaking£30billion, amid claims of corruption,embezzlement and non-payment ofworkers. 12.50 Sign Zone: Pilgrimagewith Simon Reeve (R,S). 1.50 This Is BBCTwo (S). 4.00 BBC Learning Zone (S,HD).

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8.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Pete tellsJames the truth.

8.30 Birds of a Feather (S,HD). 5/8.See Choices Above.

9.00 Benidorm (S,HD). 5/7. SeeChoices Above.

Question Time, 10.35pm Charlie Brooker’s Weekly … 10pm Emmerdale, 8pm Hollyoaks, 6.30pm Winter Road Rescue, 7pm

BIRDS OF A FEATHER8.30pm, ITVTracey has Botox injections and Travis gets atattoo, but how will his mum react?Meanwhile, it looks as if Sharon might need ahearing aid. Sitcom, starring Pauline Quirke,Linda Robson, Lesley Joseph, Charlie Quirke,Matt Willis, Camilla Marie Beeput, BethanyAttrup and Gareth Tunley.

DAN SNOW’S HISTORYOF THE WINTEROLYMPICS9pm, BBC2Historian Dan Snow looksback at 90 years of theWinter Olympics, examiningthe impact of the politicalupheaval during the 20th and 21st centuries.

BENIDORM9pm, ITVJoyce leaves Les in charge when she takestime off, but he soon ruffles feathers andthe staff stage a mass walkout after Mateogets the sack. Meanwhile, the Solanamanageress goes on a secret date withfellow hotel boss Beverley. Guest starMatthew Kelly.

THE UNDATEABLES9pm, Channel 4Another catch-up withmemorable daters fromprevious editions, includingpart-time actor Sam, whohas Down’s syndrome, andRichard, who has Asperger’ssyndrome. Last in the series.

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6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff(HD). 11.15 Highland Emergency (R,S,HD).11.45 Celebrity Big Brother: The Final(R,S,HD). 1.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD).1.15 Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45Neighbours (S,HD). 2.15 NCIS (R,S). Themurder of a former marine is investigated.3.10 Film: A Trick of the Mind (S) (2006).See Choices Above. ●● 5.00 5 News at 5(S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD). Bradquits as Josh’s coach.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD). Rooasks Alf to lend her somemoney.


7.00Winter Road Rescue (R,S,HD).The RAC is on high alertfollowing torrential rain.Followed by 5 News Update.

9.00 The Truth About Your Dog’sFood (S,HD). Documentaryrevealing what goes into dogfood during the manufacturingprocess, and offering a guide toowners on the best diets fortheir pets and which treats toavoid.

11.00 CSI: NY (R,S,HD). 1/17. Tragedystrikes when an arson attacktriggers an explosion, bringingMac and the team into contactwith recently released fire-raiser Leonard Brooks.

10.00 Kids Who Kill (S,HD).Documentary examining thepersonalities of children whohave been convicted of murderand analysing theirmotivations, including oneteenager who murdered hismother.

12.00 SuperCasino. Viewers get thechance to take part in live interactivegaming, with a mix of roulette-wheel spinsand lively chat from the presenting team.3.05 Real-Life Heroes: Caught onCamera (R,S,HD). 3.55 House Doctor(R,S). 4.20 House Doctor (R,S). 4.45Divine Designs (R,S). 5.10 Wildlife SOS(R,S). 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R,S).

6.00 Emmerdale 6.25 CoronationStreet 6.55 You’ve Been Framed!8.15 Jeremy Kyle Show USA 9.00Dinner Date 10.00 Real Housewivesof Atlanta 10.30 Real Housewivesof Orange County 11.30 MillionaireMatchmaker 12.30 Emmerdale1.00 Coronation Street 1.30You’ve Been Framed! 2.00 TheJeremy Kyle Show 4.10 The RealHousewives of Orange County5.05 Millionaire Matchmaker

7.00 You’ve Been Framed!(R). Featuring cleverdogs.

7.30 You’ve Been Framed!(R). Featuring theultimate drooling dog.

6.00 Dinner Date (R). Patrickfrom Kent chooses threeblind dates. Narrated byCharlotte Hudson.

8.00 Two and a Half Men(R,HD). Alan takes ashine to Charlie’s formergirlfriend.

8.30 Two and a Half Men(R,HD). Judith bills Alanfor Jake’s shoes. CharlieSheen stars.

10.00 Fake Reaction (HD).With Kerry Katona,Matt Johnson, CheskaHull and PatrickMonahan.

10.50Mom (R). Christy goeson her first date sinceshe gave up alcohol andBonnie teaches Roscoehow to gamble.

11.20 Dads (R,HD). Comedystarring Seth Green,Giovanni Ribisi, PeterReigert and MartinMull.


12.20 Two and a Half Men(R,HD). 12.50 Plebs (R,HD).Cynthia’s charming new gladiatorboyfriend Cassius impresseseveryone except jealous Marcus.1.15 Tricked (R,HD). 2.10 KellyRowland: The Hot Desk (R,HD).2.20 Teleshopping 5.50 ITV2Nightscreen (HD).

9.00 Tricked (R,HD). TOWIEstars James “Arg”Argent and James“Diags” Bennewith takea terrifying taxi ride, andOlympic boxer LukeCampbell gets his goldmedal messed with. Lastin the series.


6.30 The Big Bang Theory(R,HD). Comedy, starringKaley Cuoco.

6.00 Switched 6.25 Ugly Betty7.10 Charmed (R). 8.00 Glee 9.00Rules of Engagement (R).10.00Made in Chelsea (R,HD). 11.00Charmed (R). 12.00 Rules ofEngagement 12.30 Hollyoaks1.00 How I Met Your Mother(R,HD). 2.00 The Big Bang Theory(R,HD). 3.00 Made in Chelsea(R,HD). 4.00 The Jump (R). 5.00How I Met Your Mother (R,HD).

7.00 Hollyoaks (HD). Trevorconfronts Fraser abouthis father’s death.


8.00 The Big Bang Theory(R,HD). Comedy, starringJim Parsons and KaleyCuoco.

8.30 The Big Bang Theory(R,HD). Sheldon andPenny bond as they missLeonard.

10.00 The Midnight Beast(HD). Sloman tries towin his wife back.Comedy, starring StefanAbingdon, AndrewWakely and AshleyHorne.

10.30 The Inbetweeners (R).Simon tries to impress agirl.

12.10 The Big Bang Theory(R,HD). 12.40 The Big BangTheory (R,HD). 1.05 Revenge(R,HD). Emily investigates how herplan failed. 2.05 The RickyGervais Show (R,HD). 2.30 TheRicky Gervais Show (R,HD). 3.00One Tree Hill (R,HD). 3.40 Glee(R,HD). 4.25 Ugly Betty (R,HD).

9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine(HD). Jake struggles tosolve any of hisnumerous cases.Comedy, starring AndySamberg.

9.30 2 Broke Girls (HD). SeeChoices Above.

6.00Modern Family(R,S,HD). Phil and Clairetry to spice upValentine’s Day.


6.00 Luton Airport (R,S). 7.00 AllAboard: East Coast Trains(R,S,HD). 8.00 All Aboard: EastCoast Trains 9.00 Hawaii Five-0(R,S,HD). 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles(R,S,HD). 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles(R,S,HD). 2.00 Hawaii Five-0(R,S,HD). 3.00 Last Man Standing(S,HD). 4.00 Futurama (R,S). 5.00The Simpsons (R,S,HD). 5.30Modern Family (R,S,HD).

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S). Thefamily recalls storiesabout disasters at sea.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).Homer befriends aformer CIA agent.

8.00Modern Family(R,S,HD). Jay teachesManny to ride a bike.

8.30Modern Family(R,S,HD). Mitchellwonders whether hefathered a child.

10.00 Ross Kemp: ExtremeWorld (R,S,HD). RossKemp visits Papua NewGuinea, a nation wheretribal law rules anddangerous gangs controlthe streets – as the actorhimself finds when he isheld at gunpoint byhijackers.

12.00 A League of Their Own(R,S). 1.00 Night Cops (R,S). Thework of police officers across theUK. 2.00 Brit Cops: RapidResponse (R,S). 3.00 Road Wars(R,S). 4.00 Luton Airport (R,S).4.30 Luton Airport (R,S). 5.00Airline USA (R,S,HD). 5.30 AirlineUSA (R,S,HD).

11.00 A League of TheirOwn (R,S). With PhillJupitus and PeterCrouch. James Cordenpresents.

9.00 An Idiot Abroad 2(R,S,HD). Karl Pilkingtonvisits destinations on his‘bucket list’, trying newexperiences includingswimming with dolphinsand driving alongAmerica’s renownedRoute 66.

6.00 Last of the SummerWine. Compo changeshis image. Rural comedy,starring Frank Thornton.

6.40 Open All Hours


7.20 Open All Hours.See Choices Above.

8.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp.Comic view of Casualty.

8.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp.The quirky comic takes acharacteristically surreallook at Ladette to Ladyand Sally Morgan: StarPsychic.

10.20 Gavin & Stacey. Thecouple announce theirengagement, and thefamilies unite for a partyin Billericay –unprepared for thebombshell that awaitsthem. Mathew Horneand Joanna Page star.

11.00 The League ofGentlemen. Mike andCheryl’s wedding dayarrives.

11.40Men Behaving Badly.Tony tries to makeDeborah jealous.

12.20 Gavin & Stacey 1.00 Gavin& Stacey 1.30 Gavin & Stacey2.00 The League of Gentlemen.Mike and Cheryl’s wedding dayarrives – but they make the mistakeof letting Geoff be best man.Meanwhile, Harvey holds a funeralfor his pet toads. 2.30 MenBehaving Badly

9.00 Gavin & Stacey. Firstepisode of the comedy,starring Mathew Horneand Joanna Page.

9.40 Gavin & Stacey. Thecouple have their firstlovers’ tiff. MathewHorne and Joanna Pagestar.

6.00 Premier League World(S,HD).

6.30 FL72 Preview. A lookahead to the latestround of fixtures.

6.00 Good Morning Sports Fans(HD). 9.00 Football Special (HD).10.30 What’s the Story? (HD).11.30 Copa Del Rey Football(HD). 12.30 Copa Del ReyFootball (HD). 1.30 SpanishFootball Gold. 2.00 Football’sGreatest International Teams(HD). 2.30 Live DubaiInternational Racing Carnival(HD).

7.30 FL72 Live (HD).Nottingham Forest vWatford (Kick-off7.45pm). Coverage of theChampionship fixture atthe City Ground,between two clubs withpromotion aspirations.Forest look the better setfor a push for at least aplay-off place, but have apoor recent recordagainst the Hornets, whoneed to make up plentyof ground on severalsides if they are to finishin the top six for thesecond successive season.

11.00 FL72 Preview. A lookahead to the latest roundof fixtures in theChampionship, LeagueOne and League Two.

12.00 NFL – A Football Life (S,HD).A profile of former quarterbackRandall Cunningham, who rose tofame with the Philadelphia Eagles inthe 1980s. 12.55 LiveInternational One-Day Cricket(HD). New Zealand v India.Coverage of the fifth and finalcontest in the series.

10.00 Ringside (HD). Boxingmagazine, includinghighlights of recentbouts and interviewswith the stars currentlycausing a stir in the ring.

Tricked, 9pm The Midnight Beast, 10pm An Idiot Abroad, 9pm Gavin & Stacey, 9pm FL72 Live, 7.30pm

THE UNDATEABLES9pm, Channel 4Another catch-up withmemorable daters fromprevious editions, includingpart-time actor Sam, whohas Down’s syndrome, andRichard, who has Asperger’ssyndrome. Last in the series.

A TRICK OF THE MIND3.10pm, Channel 5A woman discovers a private eye is spying onher husband. When she confronts thedetective, he claims her spouse is holdingsecrets back and that her life is in danger ifshe remains with him. Thriller, starringAlexandra Holden, Paul Johansson and StacyGrant. Edited for daytime broadcast.

11.05 The IT Crowd (R). Jenapplies for a new job.Comedy, starringKatherine Parkinson.

11.40 The IT Crowd (R,HD).Moss becomes acelebrity.

7.00 Top Gear(R,S,HD). Thepresenters build acar that can beturned into ahovercraft.

8.00Motorway Cops(R,S). Trafficpolice enforce thelaw on Britain’smost dangeroushighways.

9.00 Tough YoungTeachers (S,HD).Oliver and Charlestake their classeson school trips.

10.00 Live at theApollo (R,S,HD).Jack Whitehallhosts the stand-up show. Last inthe series.

10.30 EastEnders(R,S,HD).


(R,S,HD).12.10 American Dad!12.30 Russell Howard’sGood News (R,S,HD). 1.00Russell Howard’s GoodNews (R,S,HD). 1.30 ToughYoung Teachers (R,S,HD).2.30 Live at the Electric(R,S,HD). 3.00 ToughYoung Teachers (R,S).


7.30 Top of the Pops:1979 (R).

8.00 Ever DecreasingCircles (R).

8.30 London on Film:The East End (R).Archive footageof the city’s EastEnd.

9.00 Easter Island:Mysteries of aLost World. Newtheories aboutthe demise of theisland’scivilisation.

10.30 Stories from theDark Earth:Meet theAncestorsRevisited (R).The burial of awarrior and hishorse. Last in theseries.

11.30 Rococo: Travel,Pleasure,Madness (R,HD).

12.30 Top of the Pops:1979 (R,HD). 1.05 EverDecreasing Circles (R).1.35 London on Film: TheEast End (R). 2.05 EasterIsland: Mysteries of aLost World (R).

OPEN ALL HOURS7.20pm, GOLDA squeak on Granville’sbike interferes with hishopes of romance, andArkwright worriesabout a mysteriousvisitor to a house inAtkinson Terrace.

2 BROKE GIRLS9.30pm, E4Max makes friends witha like-minded studenton her first day atpastry school, whileCaroline’s job workingin the office is not quitewhat she was expecting.


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6.00 Breakfast 9.15 Wanted Down Under(S,HD). 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer(R,S,HD). 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Coming(R,S,HD). 11.45 Helicopter Heroes DownUnder 12.15 Bargain Hunt (S,HD). 1.00BBC News; Weather (S,HD). 1.30 RegionalNews (S); Weather. 1.45 Doctors (S,HD).2.10 Father Brown 3.00 Perfection(R,S,HD). 3.45 Escape to the Country 4.30Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is(S,HD). 5.15 Pointless (S,HD).

7.00 The One Show (S,HD). Hostedby Chris Evans and Alex Jones.

7.30 Regional Programme(R,S,HD). Followed by BBCNews; Regional News.


8.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Anothermember of the Carter familyturns up.

8.30 Room 101 (S,HD). 2/8. SeeChoices Above.

9.00 Silent Witness (S,HD). 10/10.Part two of two. Jack’s worldfalls apart with the discovery ofanother body, forcing him intoa dangerous one-man quest tofind the truth. David Cavesstars. Last in the series.


by National Lottery Update.10.35 The Graham Norton Show

(S,HD). 15/21. Graham’s guestsare actors MatthewMcConaughey and JulianneMoore, funnyman Alan Daviesand singer-songwriter SherylCrow.

11.25 Football Focus: TransferDeadline Day Special (S,HD).DanWalker and a selection ofguests review the latest newsand reaction to the day’ssignings, as the clubs finalisetheir squads for the remainingmonths of the season.

12.00 EastEnders (S,HD). Omnibus. Shirleyis nervous about asking her father formoney to keep the Vic afloat and Caroldecides to tell dad Jim about her illness.1.55 Weatherview (S). 2.00 BBC News(S,HD).

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6.00 Daybreak (S,HD). 8.30 Lorraine (S).9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S,HD). 10.30This Morning (S). 12.30 Loose Women(S,HD). 1.30 ITV News and Weather (S).1.55 Regional News (S). 2.00 Dickinson’sReal Deal (S,HD). David Dickinson heads toLeek in Staffordshire. 3.00 The AlanTitchmarsh Show (S,HD). The presenter isjoined by Nadia Sawalha. 3.59 RegionalWeather (S). 4.00 Britain’s Best Bakery(S,HD). 5.00 The Chase (S,HD).


6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff(HD). 11.15 The Hotel Inspector (R,S,HD).12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15Ultimate Police Interceptors (R,S). 1.15Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours(S,HD). 2.15 The Mentalist (R,S,HD). Janefinds a new adversary in cult leader BretStiles. 3.15 Film: Angels Fall (S) (2007).Crime drama, starring Heather Locklear andJohnathon Schaech.●● 5.00 5 News at 5(S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

7.00 Emmerdale (S,HD). Brenda iscaught shoplifting.

7.30 Coronation Street (S,HD). TheStreet’s residents gather forHayley’s funeral.


6.00 The Simpsons (R,S). 2/20.6.30 Hollyoaks (S,HD). Trevor

confronts Fraser about hisfather’s death.

6.00 Home and Away (R,S,HD).Nina runs off with Jett.


10.00 ITV News at Ten (S).10.30 Regional News (S); Weather.10.35 The Americans (R,S,HD). 6/13.

Philip and Elizabeth areabducted by someone whoknows their real identity, andare pushed to their physical andmental limits after they refuseto reveal covert information.

12.30 Jackpot247. Interactive gaming.3.00 Film: Captivity (S) (2007). Asuccessful model is abducted by a sadisticmadman, who holds her hostage in hisunderground lair and forces her to makeher way through a maze of cruel andtwisted torments. Horror, starring ElishaCuthbert and Daniel Gillies.●● 4.25 ITVNightscreen (HD).

7.00 News (S).

8.00 Jamie and Jimmy’s FridayNight Feast (S,HD). 4/6. SeeChoices Above.

9.00 The Jump (S). 6/8. Theremaining stars hit the ice tobattle it out in speed skating,and the two slowest round thecourse face a live ski jump tokeep their place in thecompetition. Presented byDavina McCall and AlexBrooker. Continues tomorrow.

10.00 The Last Leg (S). 1/8. SeeChoices Above.

10.50 Brooklyn Nine-Nine (S,HD).3/22. Jake struggles to solve anyof his numerous cases.

12.55 Random Acts (S,HD). 1.00 RandomActs 1.05 Film: Neil Young: Heart ofGold (HD) (2006).●●●● 2.45 Accordingto Jim (S,HD). 3.10 Don’t Trust the B****in Apartment 23 (S,HD). 3.35 Don’t Trustthe B**** in Apartment 23 3.55 A NinjaIs for Life, Not Just for Christmas (R,S).4.00 The Three Day Nanny 4.55 Kirstie’sVintage Gems 5.15 Deal or No Deal

7.00 Building the LondonUnderground (R,S,HD). Thetechnologies that have helpeddevelop the Tube. Followed by5 News Update.

8.00 Ice Road Truckers (S,HD). Newseries. Alex Debogorski gets hisfirst taste of Canada’s DempsterHighway as he transports foodfromWhite Horse, Yukon, toInuvik in the NorthwestTerritories. Followed by 5 Newsat 9.

9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives in theWild (S,HD). 1/4. See ChoicesAbove.

10.00 The Siege (S) (1998). New Yorkis placed under martial lawafter a series of bombings andhijackings involving hundredsof casualties causes widespreadpanic, prompting a desperatebid by the FBI to find theterrorist cell responsible beforefull-scale civil unrest takes holdof the city. Thriller, starringDenzel Washington, BruceWillis, Annette Bening and TonyShalhoub. See Choices Above.●●

12.15 SuperCasino. Viewers get thechance to take part in live interactivegaming, with a mix of roulette-wheel spinsand lively chat from the presenting team.3.05 Among the Apes (R,S). 3.55Highland Emergency (R,S,HD). 4.20House Doctor (R,S). 4.45 Divine Designs(R,S). 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35Wildlife SOS (R,S).

6.00 Homes Under the Hammer 7.00 TheSheriffs Are Coming 7.45 HelicopterHeroes Down Under 8.15 Sign Zone:Paul Hollywood’s Pies & Puds 9.00 ColdWar, Hot Jets (R,S). 10.00 Question Time11.00 BBC News 11.30 BBC World News12.00 Daily Politics 1.00 Britain’s FirstPhoto Album 1.30 Cash in the Attic (R,S).2.15 The Great British Bake Off (R,S).3.15 Coast (R,S,HD). 4.15 Lost Land of theTiger (R,S,HD). 5.15 Flog It! (R,S).

7.00 The Great Interior DesignChallenge (S,HD). 10/12. Theremaining quarter-finaliststransform bedrooms in a towerblock in east London.

6.00 Eggheads (S,HD). 115/140.6.30 Great British Railway

Journeys (S,HD). 20/20.Michael Portillo completes hisjourney to Chichester. Last inthe series.

8.00 Mastermind (S,HD). 21/31.Specialist subjects includeManic Street Preachers and theghost stories of MR James.

8.30 An Island Parish (S,HD). 3/6.Sark hosts a talent competition.

9.00 Vultures: Beauty in theBeast – Natural World (S,HD).Charlie Hamilton James travelsto eastern Africa to try to showa different side to the much-maligned vulture, which hebelieves is a beautiful andintelligent bird.

10.00 QI (S,HD). 18/18. Second of twocompilations of highlights fromthe K series of the quiz, whichfeatured guests including DavidMitchell, Ross Noble, PhillJupitus and Jimmy Carr. Last inthe series.

10.30 Newsnight (S,HD).

11.00 Weather (S,HD).11.05 Live Davis Cup Tennis (S,HD).

USA v Great Britain.Commentary by JonathanOverend and John Lloyd.

11.35 Benidorm (R,S,HD). 5/7. Joyceleaves Les in charge of theSolana when she takes time off,but his managerial style rufflesfeathers and the staff stage amass walkout after Mateo getsthe sack.

11.20 Saw IV (S) (2007). See ChoicesAbove.●●●

1.00 Sign Zone: Question Time (R,S).Kenneth Clarke MP is among the panellistsas David Dimbleby chairs a topical debatefrom Norwich. 2.00 Sign Zone: MichaelPalin in Wyeth’s World (R,S). The MontyPython star examines the life and work ofAmerican artist AndrewWyeth. 3.00 ThisIs BBC Two (S). Preview of upcomingprogrammes from BBC Two.

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8.00 The Martin Lewis MoneyShow (S,HD). 5/6. Car andhome insurance, balancetransfers and student loans.

8.30 Coronation Street (S,HD).Anna and Fiz discover a noteRoy has left for them.

9.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories:Martin Kemp (S,HD). 5/7. SeeChoices Above.

The Graham Norton Show, 10.35pm Vultures: Beauty in the Beast … 9pm The Martin Lewis Money … 8pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 10.50pm Ice Road Truckers, 8pm

ROOM 1018.30pm, BBC1Frank Skinner welcomesGerman comedianHenning Wehn, WestEnd star Michael Balland actress-presenterCaroline Quentin todiscuss their pet hates.

BEN FOGLE: NEW LIVES IN THE WILD9pm, Channel 5Ben Fogle meets people who have moved toinhospitable parts of the world after leavingthe rat race behind. He begins by travelling tothe swamplands of southern Georgia inAmerica to spend time with 64-year-oldColbert, a former financier who now lives inhis hand-built wooden cabin.

PIERS MORGAN’S LIFESTORIES: MARTIN KEMP9pm, ITVThe actor and musiciantalks about finding fame inSpandau Ballet before goingon to star in EastEnders, andhow George Michael helpedhim find a wife, as well as land his TV role.

THE LAST LEG10pm, Channel 4New series. Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombeand Alex Brooker are joined by celebrityguests for a comic review of the significantmoments of the past seven days. They alsolook at the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympic andParalympic Games and follow Alex’s quest toparticipate in the Rio Paralympics in 2016.


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6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff(HD). 11.15 The Hotel Inspector (R,S,HD).12.10 5 News Lunchtime (S,HD). 12.15Ultimate Police Interceptors (R,S). 1.15Home and Away (S,HD). 1.45 Neighbours(S,HD). 2.15 The Mentalist (R,S,HD). Janefinds a new adversary in cult leader BretStiles. 3.15 Film: Angels Fall (S) (2007).Crime drama, starring Heather Locklear andJohnathon Schaech.●● 5.00 5 News at 5(S,HD). 5.30 Neighbours (R,S,HD).

7.00 Building the LondonUnderground (R,S,HD). Thetechnologies that have helpeddevelop the Tube. Followed by5 News Update.

8.00 Ice Road Truckers (S,HD). Newseries. Alex Debogorski gets hisfirst taste of Canada’s DempsterHighway as he transports foodfromWhite Horse, Yukon, toInuvik in the NorthwestTerritories. Followed by 5 Newsat 9.

9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives in theWild (S,HD). 1/4. See ChoicesAbove.

10.00 The Siege (S) (1998). New Yorkis placed under martial lawafter a series of bombings andhijackings involving hundredsof casualties causes widespreadpanic, prompting a desperatebid by the FBI to find theterrorist cell responsible beforefull-scale civil unrest takes holdof the city. Thriller, starringDenzel Washington, BruceWillis, Annette Bening and TonyShalhoub. See Choices Above.●●

12.15 SuperCasino. Viewers get thechance to take part in live interactivegaming, with a mix of roulette-wheel spinsand lively chat from the presenting team.3.05 Among the Apes (R,S). 3.55Highland Emergency (R,S,HD). 4.20House Doctor (R,S). 4.45 Divine Designs(R,S). 5.10 Wildlife SOS (R,S). 5.35Wildlife SOS (R,S).

THE LAST LEG10pm, Channel 4New series. Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombeand Alex Brooker are joined by celebrityguests for a comic review of the significantmoments of the past seven days. They alsolook at the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympic andParalympic Games and follow Alex’s quest toparticipate in the Rio Paralympics in 2016.


7.00 You’ve Been Framed!(R). Camcordercalamities including aglow-in-the-dark toad.


6.00 Dinner Date (R).Londoner Peter takespart in the dating show.Narrated by CharlotteHudson.

8.00 Two and a Half Men(R,HD). Evelyn’s secondhusband dies.

8.30 Two and a Half Men(R,HD). Alan goes on ablind date. Comedy,starring Jon Cryer andCharlie Sheen.

12.25 Two and a Half Men(R,HD). 12.50 Two and a HalfMen (R,HD). 1.20 Dads (R,HD).Comedy starring Seth Green. 1.40Mom (R). Christy goes on her firstdate since she gave up alcohol.2.05 Life’s Funniest Moments(R). Candid moments captured oncamera. 2.30 Teleshopping.

9.00 The BourneSupremacy (HD) (2004).The amnesiac assassin isliving quietly in hiding,until his formeremployers come afterhim again and murderhis girlfriend. A CIAoperation has ended indisaster, and thoseresponsible intend toclear their names byimplicating Bourne. Asthe former secret agenttries to evade the hitmenon his trail, he alsostruggles to piecetogether the truth abouthis past. Thriller sequel,starring Matt Damonand Brian Cox.●●●●



6.00 Switched 6.25 Ugly Betty7.10 Charmed 8.00 Glee (R,HD).9.00 Rules of Engagement(R,HD). 10.00 Made in Chelsea11.00 Charmed (R). 12.00 Rulesof Engagement 12.30 Hollyoaks(R,HD). 1.00 How I Met YourMother (R,HD). 2.00 The Big BangTheory 3.00 Made in Chelsea(R,HD). 4.00 The Jump (R). 5.00How I Met Your Mother (R,HD).

7.00 Hollyoaks (HD). Sineadplans a surprise birthdayparty for Freddie.


8.00 The Big Bang Theory(R,HD). Sheldon andPenny bond as they missLeonard.

8.30 2 Broke Girls (R,HD).Caroline is disappointedby her new job. Comedy,starring Kat Dennings.

12.20 The Big Bang Theory(R,HD). 12.50 The Big BangTheory (R,HD). 1.20 TheMidnight Beast (R,HD). 1.50PhoneShop (R,HD). 2.20 CardinalBurns (R,HD). 2.45 VeryImportant People (R,HD). 3.10Balls of Steel Australia (R). 3.40Glee (R,HD).

6.00 Modern Family(R,S,HD). Phil and Clairehave a massive fallingout.

6.30 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).

6.00 Luton Airport (R,S). 7.00Last Man Standing (R,S,HD). 8.00Modern Family (R,S,HD). 9.00Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 10.00NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 12.00NCIS: Los Angeles (R,S,HD). 2.00Hawaii Five-0 (R,S,HD). 3.00 LastMan Standing (S,HD). 4.00Futurama (R,S). 4.30 Futurama(R,S). 5.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).5.30 Modern Family (R,S,HD).

7.00 The Simpsons (R,S,HD).Bart heads to New Yorkto find an ex-girlfriend.

7.30 The Simpsons (R,S).Three festive shorts withthe animated family.

8.00 Modern Family(R,S,HD). Manny takesup fencing with thewhole family’s support.

8.30 Modern Family(R,S,HD). Guest starringEdward Norton andElizabeth Banks.

10.00 A League of TheirOwn (R,S). Radio 1 DJSara Cox and OneDirection’s Harry Styles,Louis Tomlinson andNiall Horan join hostJames Corden for thecomedy sports quiz.

12.00 A League of Their Own(R,S). With Phill Jupitus and PeterCrouch. 1.00 An Idiot Abroad 2(R,S,HD). 2.00 Brit Cops: RapidResponse (R,S). 3.00 Road Wars(R,S). 4.00 Luton Airport (R,S).4.30 Luton Airport (R,S). 5.00Airline USA (R,S,HD). 5.30 AirlineUSA (R,S,HD).

11.00 A League of TheirOwn (R,S). With guestsJimmy Carr and JamesAnderson. James Cordenpresents.

9.00 Stella (HD). See ChoicesAbove.

6.00 Last of the SummerWine

6.40 Open All Hours.Arkwright decides tomake his own product.


7.20 Open All Hours.Arkwright discovers hehas a love rival. Comedy,starring Ronnie Barkerand David Jason.

8.00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp8.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp.

Comic look at small-screen highlights,subjecting soap sagas,reality shows anddocumentaries to Harry’sunique brand of scrutiny.

10.20 Fawlty Towers. PrudishBasil resorts toincreasingly desperatemeasures to prevent anunmarried couplelowering moralstandards at his hotel.Classic comedy, starringJohn Cleese and PrunellaScales.

11.10 The League ofGentlemen. MrChinnery struggles witha calving cow.

11.50 Men Behaving Badly.Gary makes a drunkenproposal.

12.30 The Bleak Old Shop ofStuff. Shop owner JedringtonSecret-Past teams up with acharming new business partner,who may not be all he seems.Dickensian comedy adventure,starring Robert Webb. 1.10 AChild’s Christmases in Wales2.10 The League of Gentlemen

9.00 Fawlty Towers. In thefirst episode of thecomedy, Basil tries toupgrade his clientele.

9.45 Fawlty Towers. Basiltries to save money onbuilding costs. Classiccomedy, with John Cleeseand Prunella Scales.

7.00 Live Davis CupTennis (S,HD).USA v GreatBritain. Coverageof day one of thefirst-round matchfrom the WorldGroup, held atPetco Park in SanDiego, where theopening singlesrubbers takeplace.

11.05 Family Guy(R,S,HD). Megbecomesinfatuated with apopular boy atschool.

11.30 Family Guy(R,S,HD).

11.50 Live at theElectric (S,HD).RogerShowbusinessattempts tohypnotise theaudience.

12.20 American Dad!(R,S,HD). 12.45 AmericanDad! (R,S,HD). 1.00 Uncle(R,S,HD). 1.30 Sun, Sexand Suspicious Parents:Thailand (R,S,HD). 2.30Live at the Electric(R,S,HD). 3.00 GreatMovie Mistakes (R,S).3.30 Uncle (R,S,HD).

7.00 World NewsToday (HD);Weather.

7.30 James Bond50thAnniversaryGala Concert(R,HD). ThePhilharmoniaOrchestra,conducted by CarlDavis, performsmusic from the007 films atLondon’s RoyalFestival Hall.Former Bond GirlHonor Blackmanpresents.

9.00 Blondie: OneWay or Another(R). Profile of thepop groupfronted by singerDebbie Harry.

10.15 Sound City (HD)(2013). Premiere.Documentaryabout a famousLos Angelesrecording studio.●●●●

12.00 Sings the GreatAmerican Songbook (R).1.00 When Rock GoesAcoustic (R). 2.00 Film:Sound City (HD) (2013).●●●●


6.30 Premier LeaguePreview (HD).

6.00 Live International One-DayCricket 9.30 Football’s GreatestInternational Teams 10.00 CopaDel Rey Football (HD). 11.00Premier League World 11.30Football’s Greatest InternationalTeams (HD). 12.00 Ringside (HD).1.00 The Rugby Club (HD). 2.00FL72 Preview. 3.00 Copa Del ReyFootball (HD). 4.00 Ringside (HD).5.00 FL72 Preview.

7.00 The Fantasy FootballClub (HD). John Fendleyand Paul Merson presenta discussion on keyfantasy football issues.

11.00 Deadline Day Live(HD).

12.00 The Fantasy Football Club1.00 Premier League Preview(HD). 1.30 Football Gold (S). 2.00Football Gold 2.30 The FantasyFootball Club (HD). 3.30 PremierLeague Preview 4.00 FootballGold 4.15 Football League Gold4.30 The Fantasy Football Club5.30 Premier League Preview

10.00 Deadline Day Live(HD).

The Bourne … 9pm The Big Bang Theory, 8pm Modern Family, 8pm Fawlty Towers, 9pm The Fantasy Football … 7pm

THE SIEGE10pm, Channel 5An FBI agent races tostop a terrorist cellresponsible for a seriesof bombings while NewYork is placed undermartial law. Thriller, withDenzel Washington.

SAW IV11.20pm, Channel 4Horror sequel, withCostas Mandylor,Athena Karkanis, ScottPatterson, Tobin Bell,Betsy Russell, Lyriq Bent,Justin Louis and DonnieWahlberg.

JAMIE AND JIMMY’SFRIDAY NIGHT FEAST8pm, Channel 4Jamie Oliver presents twoshellfish recipes, JimmyDoherty prepares his owncharcuterie and guest KirstieAllsopp rustles up Indianstreet food.

STELLA9pm, Sky1The student nurse’s HRT causes her sex driveto go up a notch or two, leading to anunexpected encounter with a famous face.Her relationship with new neighbour Michael,on the other hand, is less civil after a squabbleover a wheelie bin. Alan follows doctor’sorders and starts trying to lose weight.

11.15 Rude Tube 2012(R,HD). Online clipsfeaturing animal antics.


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9.00 Terminator Salvation(HD) (2009). In a futuredominated by the deadlyrobots, resistance leaderJohn Connor fights tostop the creation of anadvanced newterminator and searchesfor the teenagerdestined to go back intime and become hisfather. Elsewhere, amysterious stranger withno memory is about tolearn the shocking truthabout his origins. Sci-fithriller sequel, starringChristian Bale, SamWorthington and AntonYelchin.●●

8.00 Deadline Day Live(HD). The latest from thetransfer window.

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Outnumbered, in which they playPete and Sue, parents of threefascinating but often challengingchildren, have beenworking withkids since the show started in2007, and they love it.There is one strange thing

about working with youngstersthough – each time they returnfor a new series, they’re different.Tyger Drew-Honey, 17, plays

eldest son Jake; Daniel Roche, 14,is troublesomemiddle son Benand 12-year-old RamonaMarquezis deep-thinking Karen.“It’s quite odd,” admits Claire.

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“Sue and Pete both think they’llbe able to do it and not have toemploy an instructor, but thenthey decide that’s not true,” saysHugh.Jake also gets a tattoowhich

the parents initially balk at,before realising there is little theycan do about it.“You can’t domuch now that

David Dimbleby’s had one,” Hughnotes.On top of that, Karen’s now in

secondary school (Rebecca Frontplays her headmistress), Ben’s inamusical about Spartacus, Peteand Sue both have new jobs andtroublesome Auntie Angela(Samantha Bond) is clashing withher sister asmuch as ever.“I love those scenes,” Claire

admits.She also likes the scenes in

which Pete and Sue havewhatshe calls “whisperedconferences”, something sherecognises from her own life.“I certainly have those, where a

situation arises that you’ve neverencountered before and I have tosay tomy husband, ‘Can I have aword?’”Both have children of their own

– Claire has two boys aged 14 and

12, while Hugh has a 16-year-oldson and a 14-year-old daughter.So do they pick up parenting

tips from the show to take home?“I think Pete and Sue are pretty

hands-off,” says Claire. “That’sactually quite a good thing.”Having said that, the actors say

their own parenting skills arevery different to their on-screenpersonas.“I’mmuch stricter than Pete,”

confesses Hugh. “I’ve alwaysthought, with parenting, whatyou’re really doing is trainingthem to leave home – in a veryloving way – but that isessentially what you’re doing. Soyou just make sure they’resensible.”There is one thing he has in

commonwith Pete, though.“I am amused by the situations

I findmyself in, and Pete’sreaction sometimes is to go,‘What an amazing thing to havesaid’. I’m generally entertainedbymy children and thosethoughts come intomy headbefore I think ‘You reallyshouldn’t have done or saidthat’.”Claire, meanwhile, thinks Sue’s

more laid-back than she is.

“She’s amixture of laid backand very intense, whereas I don’treally have any laid-back inme,”she says, confessing that sheworries about technology a lot.“Things are just creeping in –

trying to keep phones downstairsat night and rooms clear of theInternet.“The hyper-vigilance around

theway they behave on thesedevices and on Facebook isexhausting, butmaybe that’s justme,” she adds.The show’s always used a

systemwhereby the adults learnscripts, and the children aregiven last minute instructions bythe writers and encouraged toimprovise.“They still don’t get to see the

script until just before,” Hughsays. “The key is tomake themsound like kids and not speak like50-year-olds, so they put theirownwords in.”As for the future of

Outnumbered, Hugh doesn’t thinkthe end is nigh.“I don’t think there’s any feeling

that this is the last we’ll see ofOutnumbered,” he says.“Anyway, kids don’t leave

home until they’re 35 now.”


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