“ THE YES YES SHOW “

You better get ready for a big surpriseYou think it's almost over but it's only on the rise

Mental message by visual contactLouder than any other sexual soundtrack

Chito:More margarita for my cute senorita

Triple the tequila just to heighten up the flavaChuggin down on my J&B while checkin out the parts of

my date's anatomyForget the brains forget the personality

What I'm after is your effect on my gravity like TrinityFlying high with her kicks and controlling the game with

my heavy duty joystick

Band:You better get ready for a big surprise

You think it's almost over but it's only on the riseMental message by visual contact

Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

Chito:Flip the tip as we skip to the next trip

Flashing some cash and some rock star bullshitGoing in for the thrill moving in for the kill

I got us a room in a fancy hotel and we got everything we need

A big bag of money a bigger bag of weedAnd we try to impress as we start to undress

Stop the press we need to get this

Band:You better get ready for a big surprise

You think it's almost over but it's only on the riseMental message by visual contact

Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

Chito:I like to keep it going coz' I got it going onBut it's Vinci's turn on the microphone so

Vinci:My name is Vinci and I am neat

I love pretty girls and I love to eatI made this rap from my mind

And I am very very kindI like to drive fast in fancy cars

And chicks dig me like chocolate barsYou say I'm bad but I am good

So shut up now and eat some food

Chito:

Tsong ano bang problema mo ayusin mo namanLagyan mo naman ng tono para kang nangangatwiran

Ano bang inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartmentSampung taon ka nang sikat wala ka pa rin bang talent

Vinci:Tsong ano bang sinasabi mo

Mali ang sinasabi moMagaling akong kumanta

Alam mo ba yung picha pie

Chito:Kung sa bagay mahusay nga naman yung picha pie

Gamit ang boses mong pamatay nilagyan mo ng kulay ang kanta

Vinci:Diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa

Alam nating mas okay nung ako yung kumanta

Chito:Tsong naman please lang wag ka nang magyabang at

Alam mo naman na pang-back-up ka lang atIlan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta ilan

Vinci:Wala eh ano ngayon

Band:Alam naman nating lahat

Na si Vinc naman talaga dapatAng vocalist ng parokya band

Ng parokya ni edgar

Chito:Teka lang one minute Pwede bang paki-ulit

Maaaring may lamang ka sa paligoSubalit bakit mo naman nasabing ikaw ang nararapat

Eh ni isang kanta man lang wala kang naisulat

Vinci:Eh bat ibang singers naman kahit di nila sinulat

Ang kinakanta nilang kanta ay sobra kung sumikatTulad ko at ni Quino at ni Benedict Aquino

Na wala nga yatang mas-sisikat pa kahit na sino

Chito:Ewan ko sandali wag ka ngang makulit

Kung ayaw mong masipa sa mukha ng malupetBaka makatikim ka ng sasuwela de kamao

Na si listo el de gato sa gulpihang de kontodo

Vinci:Talaga hindi nga tatawa na ba ako

Hindi porket koreano ka magaling kang mag-taekwandoWag kang mag-aangas sa lalaking may balbas

Kami yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras

Dindin:Sandali lang wag muna kayong maglaban

Bago kayo magsuntukanBat di nyo muna pag-usapan ang di maunawaan

Sige na kiss na, peace na pleaseAng bayad mo sa jeepney kulang pa ng diyesKung ayaw mong mangyari ang nagyari sa iba

Matuto tayo kung paano magpakumbabaWag nating kalimutan kung saan nagsimula

Band:Alam naman nating lahat

Na mahal namin ang isa't-isa'tWalang iwanan sa parokya band

Sa parokya ni edgar

Band:Band... Band... 

Chito:Ah di ko alam kung paano tatapusin yung kanta

Kaya ganito nalang bigla nalang mawawala