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Sunshine (Depressed Host) – Kia Jamal (Energetic Host) - Austin

Miley Cyrus – KaileiAmanda Bynes – Santana Creepy Caller – Lexi

Ghost Hunter (Mary Beth) #1- KiaGhost Hunter (La’Quisha) #2 – SarahSound and audio guy (Ja’Quan) – AustinGhost children – Alexis/Lexi

Radio Intro

(Intro song plays: Sail by AWOL nation)J: Hey it’s Jamal on 105.6 top 100 hits. That was Sail by AWOL Natio….S: I went on a boat once… there was a shark…. And I almost drowned.(Awkward silence)J: *mumble* I bet that’s not the only time you have fallen in your life.* normal voice* that’s great sunshine! Now let’s get to song number one on our top ten hits of the week.S: Hits remind me of my moth... (Radioactive starts to play)I’m breathing in the chemicals S: I got lost in a radiation factory once; my mother said it was a candy store.(Song ends)(Commercial)

Miley Cyrus interviewJ: We have a special guest today ladies and gentlemen..S&J: Miley CyrusMC: Hey, how’s it going?J: Great…Great. So Miley your VMA performance had a lot of interesting things in it. It had Twerking, Teddy Bears, and you sang with Robin thicke. Tell us about that.MC: The performance was so much fun. I wanted to make it fun you know? I wanted to make a statement that said this is me.S: * whispers* I got the statement that you need Jesus. Two minutes in I wanted to drench my eyes with Holy Water.J: ….Anyway tells us about you and Robin Thicke. You both obviously were very um *cough* intimate on stage.MC: As you could see Robin and I had a lot of chemistry on stage.S: Miley there’s a rumor going around that Robin Thicke cheated on his wife with a 20 year old.MC: I know, I heard it’s totally horrible.S: Just out of curiosity how old are you Miley.MC: Um 20 years old.S: *Whispers* so are YOU the reason they are breaking MILEY?MC: NO not at allS: All I’m saying is that they didn’t have problems until the performance Miley.MC: LISTEN HERE SUNSHINE I DON’T GIVE A RAT’S….J: MILEY CYRUS EVERYONE….We will be right back to answer some questions.(Commercial)

Miley Cyrus Caller Questions

J: Okay let’s take some questions from callers shall we.(Calling noise)S: You’re on with Miley CyrusMC: Hey.CC: Miley I just wanted to say that I love you.MC: Awww, I love you too just like I love all my fans.CC: No Miley. I am extremely in love you. I want you Miley; I want your body girl. MC: UmmmJ: Maybe we should change the to a different callerS: NO! I LIKE this caller. What else would you like to tell Miley?CC: I have a shrine completely dedicated to you. I have the tissue you left at the table at Chiles. I also have the exact replica of the outfit you wore at the VMAs it cost me 3 months’ rent but you’re worth it.J: I think we will go to the next caller.CC: We shall twerk together forever Miley.J: Sunshine stops pushing me away From the caller board.S: No! He obviously is an amazing man and Miley wand he will live happily ever after.MC: umm I don’t think we will ever really meet.CC: Miley we will be together FOREVER. You can never get rid of me Miley. Never!(Disconnecting sounds)J: *heavily breathing* well that was interestingMC: To say the least ya…S: I liked him he had enthusiasm. I wish I had someone like that but no I have a regular boyfriend who decides to give me flowers and takes me on walks on the beach.MC: The caller was a stalkerS: I know you are so luck; I never get the good ones. *Heavy sigh*J: WELL THAT IS IT FOR MILEY SHE HAS TO GO NOW.MC: Yes well by now….J: Up next we show you a 10 minute preview to the new movie Paranatural Activity.(Commercial)

Paranatural Activity

LQ: Hello I am La’Quisha MB: And I am Mary Beth. LQ: We are here to at the house of the notorious black widow. It is said that in the year 1972 there was a women whose husband died in battle. MB: It was said that the wife could not handle being without her husband and eventually went crazy. So crazy that she potentially drowned her children in the bathtub and then killed herself soon after.LQ: The home is said to be haunted by the children of the black widow. So, Mary Beth, our camera man Ja’Quan and I will travel inside and see if we can help the children cross over.MB: * whispers* that is if Ja’Quan can stand to hold the camera for five minutes without breaking it.JQ: It was ONE time...MB: three times….JQ: THREE TIMES GET OFF MY BACK WOMAN!LQ: ENOUGH! * Deep breath*. As I was sayin’ we are now about to enter the home.(Creaky door noise) MB: It is extremely cold in here and it appears to be empty for a long time. There is graffiti on the wall from trespassers who have broken inside and have stolen items from the house. *heavy breathing* MB: Ja’Quan if you could breathe through your nose that would be much appreciated.JQ: I can’t help it I have a col…..(Giggles)JQ: Did you hear that?LQ: Shhh. (beeping noise) The Detector says that the noise is coming from upstairs, let’s go.(Walking sounds, and creaky stairs noises.)JQ: Maybe I should just stay down here.MB: Seeing as you have the equipment, I don’t think you have a choice.JQ: Oh man. *deep sigh* lets go.(Creepy starboards)*distant giggling*LQ: That sounded like it came down here.(Creepy music)

*Closer giggling*MB: * whispering* It’s in the bathroom. Ja’Quan you go in first.JQ: Why me?MB: Because you are a man or some form of one anyway. No go.(Sound of tripping)JQ: *Dramatic sigh* okay here it goes.(Door knob turning & creepy door opening)JQ: It’s extremely dark in here LQ: Turn on the light genius.(Sound of lights coming on and flickering)*Really close giggling*MB: It’s behind the curtain. Go Ja’Quan. (Another tripping sound)JQ: * Loud whisper* MARY B! Stop pushing me; I will go when I am ready.LQ: Well dang be ready quicker.JQ: Okay here we go. (Dramatic Music & Pushing Curtain Sounds)MB: * Whispering* what do you…JQ: *Scream*LQ & MB: *Yelling* WHAT IS IT.JQ: It’s a…. it’s a ….LQ: Spit it out MAN.JQ: A SPIDER!LQ & MB: Really(Sound of fast running footsteps)JQ: YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I AM DEATHLY ALLERGIC AND I WILL NOT BUST OUT INTO HIVES AND DIE.AS DESTINY CHILDS HAD SAID I WILL BE A SURVIVOR, AND AS A SURVIOR I WILL BE IN THE CAR WAITING.(Door Slam)MB: He is completely useless I don’t know why you hired him.LQ: He’s my cousin and I owed my aunt a favor.MB: Well he’s an idiot; I guess I will have to hold the equipment.*Creepy cup song*LQ: *Whispering* Do you hear that?MB: *Whispering* only if you do?(Dramatic Music)GC #1& #2: Why doesn’t he want to play with us? MB: Umm I think he had something to do outside.GC1&2: *giggles* wait right here okay? We will go ask him.

JQ: *Scream* NO PLEASE! I PLAY I’LL PLAY!LQ: Let’s get the heck out of here. Aint no amounts of holy water goanna fix this Booboo.(Running noises)MB: NO Wait. We can’t leave just yet. We have a job to do.GC#1: You can’t leave just yet; we haven’t had a chance to play together.GC#2: You have to play with us…. You have too. GC1&2: Play with us.*Louder* Play with us * play with us *Screaming* PLAY WITH US!!! ( Wind blowing loudly)MB: ALRIGHT WE WILL PLAY WITH YOU.LQ: OH SWEET BABY JESUS I JUST CANT! I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!GC #1: NO! We will play a game of hide and seek, La’Quisha you can hide with usGC #2: and Mary Beth can find us! Yay!!!GC 1&2: * distant* Come and find us Mary Beth. Come and find us! *Giggles*LQ: Mary Beth. HELP ME PLEASE!!!

Radio Show HostJ: Oh that was so scary. Look, Sunshine I have goose bumps isn’t that crazy? Who was your favorite character so far?S: I personally liked the children but I personally that they could have been scarier. But you know everyone has different opinions. *Sounds bored*J: Well that’s it for us Ladies and Gentlemen. We will play one more song to say goodbye, see you tomorrow. I’m Jamal!S: And I am sunshine J&S: Stay classy Arizona.(Song Plays)