THIS IS YOUR NIGHT, TONIGHTEVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT

‘ladies’ night’kool & the gang 1979

THE KING’S LITTLE BLACK BOOK

What’s a ladies man without his little black book?

Armed only with this and his enviably large (ahem) moustache, it has been said that The King has spent “quality time” with Britain’s finest ladies (we’ll let him tell you about that one time with Judy Finnegan and Dame Helen Mirren).

As a giving kinda guy, The King’s little black book has all you need to make your time in his pad as pleasurable as possible, too.

Behind his menu of Beer, Cheese and Disco Drinks you‘ll find space to use The King’s book as you wish. Leave him a love letter, give your number to the hot chick you’ve been eyeing up. The possibilities really are endless.

This is your night, tonight. Everything's gonna be alright...

oh yes it's ladies’ nightand the feeling's rightoh yes it's ladies’ nightoh what a night (oh what a night)

DISCO DRINKS

DISCO DRINKS

It’s 1978. It’s the Costa Brava. It’s Woo Woos. It’s Pina Coladas . It’s disco! With a twist...

Aloha £8Pikesville Rye, Advocaat, banana, mango, cream of coconut

The Wallbanger £8Ketel One Vodka, marmalade, Licor 43, fresh lemon and a hint of peat whisky

Tijuana Sling £8Cabrito Blanco Tequila, Crème de Peche, Cherry Heering, Grand Marnier, lemon, angostura & grapefruit bitters, lengthened with soda

Sand In Your Pants £8Taboo, Blue Curaco, Xante, pear, fresh lemon and bubbled with Prosecco

MORE DISCO

Mr Miyagi £8Seaweed infused Zubrowka vodka, Calle 23 Anejo Tequila, cranberry juice, lime, rosemary syrup and grapefruit bitters

Thai Green Colada £8Koko Kanu coconut rum, Green Chartreuse, coriander, cream of coconut, pineapple, fresh ginger & lime with a pinch of salt to taste

Big Blue One In Cider £10Tanqueray gin, Blue Curacao, lemon, sugar and topped with cider

Tommy’s Chilli & Lemongrass Margarita £8Cabrito Reposado Tequila, red chilli, lemongrass, agave syrup, lime juice

DISCO CLASSICSAperol Spritz £8Aperol and Prosecco topped up with soda

Tequila Sunrise £8Cabrito Reposado, orange juice, Grenadine

Mezcal Sunset £8Mezcal, St Germain Elderflower liqueur, Punt e Mes, pomegranate, orange juice & lime

Blue Lagoon £7Stoli Vodka, Blue Curacao, Lemonade

Mai Tai £8El Dorado 5 Rum, Grand Marnier, orgeat syrup, pineapple juice and lime

MORE DISCO CLASSICS

The King of Ladies Man aims to please. If you have any groovy drink requests please ask at the bar

Blood and Sand £8Monkey Shoulder, Cherry Heering, orange, sweet Vermouth

Amaretto Sour £8Amaretto Disaronno, lemon juice, egg white

Freddies Macua £8Flor de Cana 7yr rum, orange and guava juice, lime

Boulevardier £8Makers Mark, Punt e Mes, Campari, orange

Vesper Martini £9Ketel One Vodka, Tanqueray gin, Lillet

HOUSE FAVOURITES

Basil No Faulty £8Stoli vodka, St Germain Elderflower liqueur, fresh basil and lime

Rosie and Gin £8Bombay sapphire gin, pressed pineapple juice, rosemary, lime

Negroni £8Plymouth gin, Punt e Mes, Campari and orange zest

Old Fashioned £8Four Roses Bourbon, bitters, orange zest, brown sugar, cardamon

Suitcase £4.60A shot of Monkey Shoulder whiskey followed by a lime cordial chaser

come on you disco lady, yeahstay with me tonight, mama, yeah

BEER

BEER

“Beer is for breakfast around here, drink or be gone.”- Doug Coughlin, 1988

This is for all the ladies men out there (because we love a generalisation about the drinking habits of men and women - cocktails for girls, beer for boys). We have a wide range of ever changing beers on our menu (hence the lack of inclusion on this menu). Please ask our staff or see our mirrors behind the bar for details.

It’s on this page that we must bring your attention to Erzulie (Julie, for short) the Haitian Goddess of the One Night Stand. She now resides in the shrine at the corner of our bar. Say a prayer to this lady and heaven knows where the night will take you...

WINE & BUBBLES

WHITE WINEBelles du Sud Blanc, Marsanne/Roussanne, FranceSmall glass £4.50 large glass £6 bottle £16Fresh apples on the nose with tropical hints and a crisp, fresh finish

Torrontes Seleccion, Famatina Valley, La Rioja, Argentina £17Highly aromatic and full of tropical fruit, pear, grapefruit and spice flavours

Rioja Blanco, Marques de Reinosa, Spain £18Aromas of pear and citrus with lively fresh fruit on the palate

Touraine Sauvignon Blanc, Domaine de Marce, Loire, France £19.50Nose of grassy fruit with hints of passion fruit, crisp and dryOur house wines are served as 250ml Also available in 125ml

MORE WHITE WINE

Gavi, La Zebra, Gavi di Tassarolo, Italy £25Citrus, melon and apricot flavours. Classic Gavi taste, bitter almonds

Pinot Gris Reserve, Domaine Jean Sipp, Alsace, France, £28Broad textured with confit pear, cooked apple and spice

ROSE WINE

Melopee de Gavoty, Cotes de Provence Rose, France, £18.50Pale with crushed summer fruits on the nose, the dry palate is a mouth-watering blend of strawberries and redcurrants

RED WINE

Belles du Sud Rouge, Grenache/Syrah, Francesmall glass £4.50 large glass £6 bottle £16Full of black fruits and spice. Medium bodied, fruity and smooth

Rioja Tinto, Marques de Reinosa, Spain, £18Powerful aromas of red fruit and spice, quite full bodied with ripe red fruit flavours and soft tannins

Le Bousquet Cabernet Sauvignon, France , £18.70Lovely, juicy and soft Cabernet with smooth cassis and gentle tannins

MORE RED WINE

"M" Grand Malbec, France, £19Richly fruited, full of violets, plum and black cherry with a hint of spice. Soft and juicy tannins

Chianti ‘La Vigna’, Italy, £19.50A nose of Morello cherry and plums. Crisp with soft tannins

Old Vine Zinfandel, Lodi, California, USA, £25Full bodied. Plum, raspberry, and prune flavours, backed by smoky spice and hints of chocolate

BUBBLES

Arcobello Prosecco, Veneto, Italy glass £5.10 bottle £19Golden delicious apples and ripe pear on the nose. Dry, fruity and exceptionally refreshing

Waris Larmandier Cuvee Sensation £40A core of zesty citrus and apple flavours with undertones of candied fruit

Pertois Moriset Rosé £45Delicate, toasty overtones and rich biscuit-y depths with plenty of fragrant strawberry and peach fruit. A satisfying smooth texture

Lacroix Vintage 2005 - £65Lively berry fruitiness with forward yet elegant toasty undertones

romantic lady, single babymmm sophisticated mama

CHEESE(and other food)

CHEESE

Grilled Cheese Sandwiches

each £5 platter (choose 3) £12.50

- Grilled chorizo, sage and onion chutney with melted gruyere

- Pulled pork and dill pickle with melted Monterey Jack

- Brie, bacon and cranberry

- Pickled chilli mushrooms and melted Comté cheese

- The Kimcheese (kimchi and cheese)

Add a mug of Heinz tomato soup for £1.50

MORE CHEESE

Mac n Cheese, served “pot noodle” style

Smokey Joe £6.80With BBQ pulled pork and smoked applewood cheese

Chipotle Shrimp £7.00With tiger shrimps, smoked jalapeños and parmesan cheese

Mexican £6.80With chargrilled red peppers, sun-sweet tomatoes, pickled chillies and Manchego cheese

A LITTLE LESS CHEESE

Edamame with Sea Salt £4

Marcona Almonds, Marinated Olives and Feta £4.50

Palm Potato Fries £3.75Fried potatoes with herb and palm salsa

Grilled Corn on the Cob £5.50Char grilled sweetcorn rolled in aioli, Manchego cheese, smoked paprika and lime

Smoked Haddock Fritters £5.80Deep fried haddock fritters with lime aioli

Watermelon Salad £4.50Watermelon, cucumber and radish with a lemon, honey and mint dressing