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The Top 5 Ketubah Ketustrophes and How to
Avoid Them.
How are you supposed to sign your Ketubah (or Ketubahs) without a pen?!?!?!?
This is by far one of the most common mistakes that our Ketubah couples make!
Ketubah Ketustrophe #1: Forgetting the Pen
Forgetting Ketubah Pen = bridezilla cryingzilla
We recommend that you get an Sharpie!
Preferably, a water based paint Sharpie marker!
That way you can sign your beautiful, modern Ketubah without it smudging AND you won’t ruin your mascara!
What TINAK RECOMMENDS
Yes, it’s crazy but it has happened: people go to the wedding and forget their Ketubah!
With all the wedding craziness, they forget to bring their awesome, modern, beautiful, gorgeous Ketubah to their wedding!
Unbelievable!!!!
Ketubah Ketusrophe #2: Forgetting the Ketubah
“I TOLD YOU TO BRING THE KETUBAH!”
“uhhh…what’s a Ketubah?”
There are a few options:Put it by your door.Put a “Ketubah Reminder” on your iPhone or Android phone.
Have your lovely Jewish mother/grandmother bring it (our favorite – bobe rocks!)
Ask Nina to remind you (email: [email protected] )
How To Avoid This Ketustrophe:
Real life story: one of our Ketubah couples accidentally got a Same-Sex Ketubah…but it was a man and a woman!
Don’t let this happen to you! It can be very embarrassing
The Ketubah will make more sense and mean more to both of you if you get a text that represents your relationship and your commitment to each other.
Ketubah Ketustrophe #3: getting the wrong text
“Honey…do you have something to tell me?”
It’s a simple three-step process:Sit down togetherRead all of the texts out loudChoose the one that fits both your personalities and represents your relationship.
How to Solve This Ketustrophe
Orthodox Ketubah TextsTexts for Same-Sex, Lesbian and Gay Ketubahs
Interfaith Ketubah TextsAnd many, many more!!! (hint: Ask Nina if you have any questions!)
Choices For all Couples
We advise you to keep your Ketubah away from: Pens, markers, crayons and the like. Food, snacks, dessert and any hands that have touched
food. Liquids, drinks, wine, coffee, water. Dirty hands, Oily hands, wet hands, mischievous hands. Animals, indoor and outdoor, (that includes the family dog!) Anything that produces heat like a car heater or computer. Small Children, adults who act like small children, Ex girlfriends, boyfriends, or anyone who does not have
your best interests in mind!
Ketubah Ketustrophe #4:Ruining the ketubah before the wedding
He may be cute…but he’s a ketubah ketustrophe waiting to happen!
Air Ketubahs are all the rage….NOT!Mount your Ketubah people! This goes for all couples and types of Ketubahs – inexpensive Ketubahs, Interfaith Ketubahs, Same-Sex Ketubahs, Orthodox Ketubot, Gay Ketubahs or whatever Ketubah you decide to buy!
Don’t make your brother-in-law hold it. Be a pal.
Ketubah Ketustrophe #5: Forgetting To Mount it
YOUR KETUBAH IS NOT A GHOST – IT DOESN’T FLOAT!
We hope you’ve enjoyed this presentation.
We hope that you heed our advice (we are a good shoulder to cry on, though!)
We hope that you love Ketubahs.
Final Words
This is (not) a Ketubah, Yes it is! – http://thisisnotaketubah.com
Sharpies - http://sharpie.com Our Ketubah Texts - http://thisisnotaketubah.com/our-text-options/
Gay Ketubahs - http://gayketubahs.comOrthodox Ketubot - http://orthodoxketubot.com
Ketubah Resources
