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BEST FRIENDSNAKAKAINGGIT ang pagiging malapit sa isa’t isa ng lalaking itong angkas-angkas pa ang kanyang aso saQuezon Memorial Circle sa Quezon City kahapon. At pareho pa silang naka-shades. Pero teka,nakalimutan yata ang cycling shorts ni Bantay. MARIANNE BERMUDEZ

SubmarinoUS andito

‘Karaniwang lakad’ lang dawat walang kinalaman sa girian

sa Panatag Shoal pagbisitasa Subic ng US attack submarine

Dumating ang USS NorthCarolina sa Subic Freeport ni-tong Linggo para sa isang “rou-tine ship replenishment,” sabi niPhilippine Navy spokesmanLieutenant Colonel Omar Ton-say.

“This has nothing to do withthat matter,” aniya, tinutukoyang Panatag Shoal, na in-aangkin ng Maynila at Beijing,na parehong nagtalaga ng kani-kanilang non-military ships salugar higit isang buwan na angnakalilipas.

May layong 234 kilometroang Panatag Shoal (145 miles)sa kanluran ng Subic Freeport,isang dating US naval base naginagamit na ng Pilipinas ngay-on bilang isang freeport, resortat light industrial zone buhat ng

umalis ang mga pwersa ng Esta-dos Unidos.

Nagsimulang umigting angsitwasyon sa shoal na pigilan ngTsina ang tangka ng Pilipinasnoong Abril 8 na arestuhin angilang mangingisdang Tsino nanangingisda at umaani ng mgayamang dagat na pinoprotekta-han ng pamahalaan Pilipinomula sa nasabing lugar.

Inaangkin ng Tsina ang haloskabuuan ng West PhilippineSea, maging hanggang samalapit na sa dalampasigan ngmga karatig-bansa nito sa Asya.

Kabilang na rito ang PanatagShoal, na may 1,200 kilometroang layo mula sa pinakamalapitna malawak na lupain ng Tsina,ayon sa mga mapa ng Philip-pine Navy. AFP

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ngayong ang ilang barko ng Pilipinas at Tsina, ayon saisang tagapagsalita ng navy.

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Pinaka-richsa GabinetePINAKAMAYAMAN saGabinete ni PangulongAquino si Foreign Sec-retary Albert del Rosa-rio at pinakamaliit na-man ang yaman ni Ed-ucation Secretary Ar-min Luistro, ayon saisinumite nilang state-ment of assets, liabili-ties and net worth.

Nagdeklara si DelRosario ng net worthna P657.8 milyon ha-bang ang idineklara niLuistro ay P739,000.

Sa Senado ay s iSen. Manuel Vi l larang pinakamayamanbunsod ng net worthniya na P854 milyonat si Sen. Antonio Tril-lanes IV ang pinaka-maliit ang yaman namay P3.8 milyon.

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SINABI ni Ombudsman Conchita Car-pio Morales kahapon na binigyan niyasi House Speaker Feliciano BelmonteJr. ng kopya ng kanyang fact-findingreport hinggil unexplained wealth niChief Justice Renato Corona, sa pag-asang maaari itong gamitin upangsimulan ang isang panibagong im-peachment complaint laban sa pangu-nahing hukom ng bansa.

Iniabot ng mga tauhan ng Office of the Om-

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BRENNAGamboa, 2011Bb. Unibersidad.Sa Mayo 18 naang 2012 Bb.Unibersidadpageant

Vilma: Nora and I aretoo old for intrigues

Ate Vi also re-vealed that her twosons have an inclina-tion to join politics,just like she did. “ButI told them that righttiming is important.”

Was she more ful-filled as an actress oras a public servant?“More than half of mylife, I have been inshow biz. I’m surenung una, binoto akodahil ako si VilmaSantos,” she pointedout. Pero hindi pwe-deng puro pangalan.Sa show biz, bigscreen yan. I get toentertain my audi-ence. As a public ser-vant, realidad yan.Walang take two.”

The Star For AllSeasons will celebrateher golden year inshow biz this Novem-ber. At the rate she’sgoing, Ate Vi still hasso much to give andshare. The fab old-timer keeps a certainnewness burning inher craft.

Not on a dateSince Vicki Belo

and Hayden Kho werespotted having dinnerat The Fort recently,does that mean theyhave reconciled?

“They were not ona date,” my sourceclarifies. “They werewith 10 other peoplefor a meeting aboutthe opening party ofthe Belo branch onHigh Street. “Haydenis resuming his showbiz career and his

cologne line, which isselling well and haspartnered with EverBilena. Vicki attendedthe US premiere ofThe Road alone.”

Vicki and Haydenmay not be back ineach other’s arms, butthey will never be outof each other’s lives;the memories lingerand the friendshipstays.

A word fromSally QuizonI bumped into Sal-

ly Quizon at FoamyBrews in Home Depotone Saturday. Shesaid she sees her dadDolphy (who fondlycalls her Salud) daily.

“Si Dad nagbironga na para matigil naang chismis na patayna siya, sabihin nalang daw namin nawala na siya,” shesaid. “Nakakainis angmga taong walang ma-gawa kundi magkalatng maling balita.”

Tito Dolphy is stillin high spirits, sothere’s no way hewould turn into aspirit anytime soon.Birthday concert

Sarah Geronimo isgearing up for herbirthday show, dubbed24/SG, on July 7 atthe Smart Araneta Col-iseum. She wants toshow her fans some-thing they’ve neverseen her do. She hasfilled up the Big Domeand is raring to outdoherself when she turnsa year Bolder!

By Dolly Anne Carvajal

IT WAS such a delight to chat withtopnotch actress and Batangas gover-nor Vilma Santos in her office. She’sever so warm and accommodating.Had she seen Nora Aunor since AteGuy’s homecoming? “Unfortunatelynot,” Ate Vi said.

“But if a good offercame along, I’d bemore than willing towork with her,” sheadded.

Was she wary thather movie, The Heal-ing, might be pittedagainst Nora’s ThyWomb?

“The competitionwill always be there,”Ate Vi quipped. “It’sgood for both of us.Pero please, ’wag n’yona kami intrigahin niGuy. We’re too old forthat.”

But she’s mightyproud of The Healing,which also stars KimChiu. “Minsan langako makagawa ngmovie dahil sa sched-

ule ko as governor,”she explained. “Soimbes na drama uli,horror naman.”

Amid her frenziedschedule, Ate Vi makestime for motherhood.“Even if [my son] Luisand I are both busy,we check up on eachother daily,” she said.“Kahit si Jennylyn(Luis’ girlfriend) openang communicationnamin. I like her forLuis, but of course it’sup to him to decide ifshe’s the one. [My oth-er son] Ryan is alsoshowing interest inshow biz, but I’m dis-couraging him until hefinishes his studies. Helooks up to his kuya.

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The life of a gor-geous playboy (Pas-cual) is turned upsidedown when he meets awacky girl (Pangani-ban) obsessed withfinding Mr. Right. This19th anniversary pre-sentation of Star Cine-ma treads over familiarterrain: Reluctant boymeets romantic girl andsparks fly. Drumbeatersinsist it’s a “new” kindof “feel-good” movie.Panganiban takes careof the laughs, whilePascual appears in vari-ous states of undress inthe rom-com.

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Yak in ; s t a r s Ja sonStatham, CatherineChan, Chris Sarandon,R e g g i e L e e , J a m e sHong , Rober t JohnBlake

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When You’reExpecting

Direc ted by KirkJones; stars CameronDiaz, Jennifer Lopez,Chris Rock, BrooklynDecker, Chace Craw-ford, Elizabeth Banks

Lives of five couplesin ter twine as theystruggle with parent-hood. THE HOLLYWOODREPORTER’s Sheri Lin-den notes: “Amid thewould-be and actuallaughs, screenplaytries to drum up dra-m a . ” T I M E O U T d e-scribes it as a “celeb-stuffed portmanteaupiece ... Expect crying,laughing, hugging, jog-ging, latte-drinking.”COMMONSENSEMEDIA.COMpredicts: It’s “sure tofetch some laughs andsome cringe-inducingscenes.” Opens tomor-row.PASCUAL (left) and Panganiban in Every Breath U

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MAHUSAYNag-syut si Oklahoma City superstar KevinDurant sa harap ni Metta World Peace ng LosAngeles Lakers sa Game One ng WesternConference semifinals Lunes sa ChesapeakeEnergy Arena sa Oklahoma City. Niyanig ngThunder ang Lakers, 119-90. AFP

KAMPEONBINIBIGYAN ng inspirasyon ni Brian ‘‘HawaiianPunch” Viloria ang mga taga-Manila City Hallhabang nakikinig si Mayor Alfredo Lim (kaliwa)bago ang motorcade na dumaan sa iba’t-ibanglugar sa kamaynilaan. Kinuha ni Viloria angpaghanga ng mga miron matapos talunin siMexican Omar Niño Romero Linggo sa depensang kanyang WBO flyweight title. NIÑO JESUS ORBETA

LA Lakers yanig sa Thunderbakbakan na may 27puntos at siyam as-sists samantalangmay 25 puntos siKevin Durant.

“I just tried to comeout aggressive, wehadn’t played in awhile and I had somegood legs underneathme,” sabi ni Westbrook.

Winalis ng Thun-

der ang first round ngplayoff laban sa dat-ing kampeon na Dal-las Mavericks saman-talang umabot sapitong laro ang seryeng Lakers at DenverNuggets.

Sa Eastern Con-ference, inungusanng Philadelphia76ers ang Celtics,

82-81 upang itablaang serye, 1-1

Umiskor si JrueHoliday ng 18 puntossamantalang sinigurong scoop shot atdalawang freethrows ni EvanTurner sa huling 40segundo ang tagum-pay ng 76ers saBoston. Reuters

N IYANIG ng Oklahoma CityThunder ang Los AngelesLakers, 119-90 Lunes sa NBA.

Ito ang unangpagsasagupa ngThunder at Lakersmatapos bigyan ngsiko ni Metta WorldPeace (dating RonArtest) si James Hard-en noong Abril 22.

Lumaro si WorldPeace na sinuspinding liga ng pitong larongunit liga.

Inikutan ni Rus-sell Westbrook angdepensa ng Lakersupang tapusin ang

Caguioa gumagaling naNi Musong Castillo

NAGSIMULA ng mag-praktis sa BarangayGinebra si MarkCaguioa. Dahil dito aylumaki ang tsansa namakalaro ang 6-footscoring machine saPBA Governors’ Cupna magbubukas ngay-ong Linggo.

Nagkaroon ngproblema sa kanangmata si Caguioa mat-apos bumagsak saeliminasyon ngnakaraang Commis-sioner’s Cup.

Hindi nakalaro siCaguioa sa semifinalsna kung saan ay yu-muko ang Gin Kingssa B-Meg Llamados,2-4.

Kinuha ng Llama-dos ang korona mata-pos talunin ang Talk ‘N

Text Tropang Texters.Dahil sa kanyang

panalo bilang BestPlayer ay aw-tomatikong kasama siCaguioa sa karerapara sa Most ValuablePlayer.

Samantala, nabigoang Gin Kings nadagdagan ng mgabatang manlalaro angkanilang lineup mata-pos hindi pumayagang TNT at Alaska samga trade offer.

Nais ng Kings namakuha si Talk ‘NText reserve centerJapeth Aguilar ngunithindi ito pinayagan nicoach Norman Black.

Naglalaway rinang Ginebra kay Alas-ka starting playmakerLA Tenorio ngunithindi ito umubra saAlaska.

So hari ng Asian blitzMATAPOS kapusin sastandard play, tiniyakni Pinoy GrandmasterWesley So na mana-natili siyang hari ngAsian blitz chess.

Nabigo si So namakakuha ng upuansa World Chess Cupdahil sa tie break.

Ganunpaman, mul-ing pinagharian ni Soang 11th Asian Conti-nental IndividualChess ChampionshipsBlitz competitionLinggo sa Ho ChiMinh City, Vietnam.

May kabuuang 7.5puntos si So mataposiposte ang anim pana-lo at tatlong tabla sasulungan na sinalihanng pitong Grandmas-

ters at dalawang In-ternational Masters.

Magkasosyo saikalawang hanggangika-apat puwesto sinaVietnamese GMNguyen Ngoc TruongSon at IM NguyenVan Huy at ChineseGM Ding Liren namay pitong puntos.

Sumali rin sapaligsahan sina GMMark Paragua (6.0puntos),, GM OliverBarbosa (5.5 pun-tos), GM John PaulGomez (5.0 puntos),GM Darwin Laylo(4.5 puntos), GMEugene Torre (4.5puntos), at IM JanEmmanuel Garcia(4.0 puntos).

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