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IMELDIFIC SA ATENEOSA screengrab na ito ng isang Twitpic, makikita si dating First LadyImelda Marcos na sumenyas ng ‘V for victory’ kasama ang ilang bisitanuong Sabado sa selebrasyon ng ika-40 na anibersaryo ng AteneoScholarship Foundation (ASF). Umugong ang social media sa larawangito. Basahin sa page 2.

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PAKIUSAP NG PALASYO SA DAP NA TINANGGAP NG MGA SENADOR

Ipaliwanag ninyopanagutin ang mga nagpatu-pad ng proyekto.

Sinabi ni Lacierda na “itwould be in the best interestof everyone to see how theyspent their funds if they didreceive the DAP.”

Dinagdag pa niya: “The useof the DAP funds were meantto primarily help the cons-tituents, the countrymen. Thequestion now is: Did the sena-tors misuse those funds?”

Tinukoy pa niyang nilabasna ni Senate PresidentFranklin Drilon kung paanoginamit ang alokasyon nito.

Samantala, sinabi ni Lacier-da na “We will just wait forthe [time] when the Presidentwill decide to speak on theDAP.”

Nina Christian V. Esguerra at Jerome Aning

M AKARAANG maglabas ang Korte Supremang hatol noong isang linggo, nais ng Mala-cañang na ihayag ng mga senador kung

saan ginamit ang napakalaking pondong nagmulasa economic stimulus package ng administrasyon.

Binasura rin ng Palasyo angmungkahing pagsasagawa ng“loyalty check” sa mgakakampi nito sa Kapulunganng mga Kinatawan kasunodng paghahain ng mga reklamong impeachment laban kayPangulong Aquino kaugnay ngDisbursement AccelerationProgram (DAP).

“If you look at the benefi-cial effects of the DAP, how ithas profited and benefited thepeople, do you think a loyalty

check is needed?” sinabi nipresidential spokesperson Ed-win Lacierda kahapon sa isangpress briefing isang linggomakaraang ihayag ng Huku-man na labag sa Saligang-Batas ang ilang probisyon ngprograma.

Sa pasya nito noongMartes, sinabi ng Korte Supre-ma na hindi na mababawi angmga proyektong naisakatu-paran nang walang masamanghangarin, ngunit maaaring

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MAGHANDA NA SA PAGDATING NI POPE FRANCISINILATAG sa midya kahapon ni Manila Archbishop Luis Antonio Cardinal Tagle sa isang press conference saPope Pius XII Center ang detalye ng pagdalaw ni Pope Francis sa Pilipinas sa Enero 2015. Katabi ni Tagle siArchbishop Socrates Villegas, pangulo ng Catholic Bishops’ Conference of the Philippines. NIÑO JESUS ORBETA

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Sorry po, sabing Ateneo sapagimbita kayImelda MarcosHUMINGI ng paumanhin sapubliko ang pangulo ng Ateneode Manila University dahil sapag-anyaya sa dating first ladyna si Imelda Marcos upangmagsalita sa ika-40 anibersaryong Ateneo Scholarship Founda-tion (ASF) noong Sabado, mata-pos kumalat sa Facebook anglarawan ng okasyon at nagbun-sod ng ingay sa social media.

Sa isang larawan, makikitaang 85-taong-gulang na biyudang diktador na si FerdinandMarcos na nakasenyas ng victo-ry kasama ang mga mag-aaralng Ateneo.

Sinabi ng marami na ipinaa-lala ng larawan ang pag-abusosa karapatang pantao noong re-himeng Marcos na pumatay sailang mag-aaral ng Ateneo nanakipaglaban para sa kalayaan,kasama na si Edgar Jopson.

Sa isang pahayag, sinabi ngAteneo na ang pangulo nitong siFr. Jose Ramon Villarin, SJ,“apologize(d) for any doubtsthat may have arisen on the mis-sion of the school and the pain(the) event may have caused.”

I d i n a g d a g n g p a h a y a g :“Please know that in the educa-tion of our youth, the adminis-tration will never forget themartial law years of oppressionand injustice presided over byMr. Ferdinand Marcos.” JTG

Modus ng mga rice hoarderSinabi ng kalihim na maar-

ing makasuhan ang may-ari ngPurefeeds na isang JomeritoSoliman para sa paglabag samga batas-kalakalan ng bansa.

Pansamantalang itinigil angoperasyon ng rice mill habanginihahanda ang kaso sa may-aring bodega.

Sa inspeksyon, natuklasan sabodega ang 32,000 sako ngdurog na bigas at bigas na ga-ling sa Thailand.

Ayon kay Senior Supt. Ferdi-nand Divina, dalawang trak namay 900 sako ng pinaghalongbigas ang napigil sa bodega.

Ni Julie M. Aurelio sa Maynilaat Tonette Orejas sa Inquirer Central Luzon

IBINUNYAG kahapon ng Department of the Interiorand Local Government ang bagong modus operandi ngmga nagtatago ng bigas habang iniinspeksyon angisang bodega sa Malolos City sa Bulacan.

Ang pangit na siste: ihaloang durog na bigas na gagawindapat pagkain ng mga hayop sabigas na inangkat mula Thai-land saka ito bebenta bilang bi-gas na Sinandomeng.

Natuklasan ito habang si-nusuri ni Interior Secretary MarRoxas ang bodega ng Purefeeds

Corp. sa Malolos City.“The broken rice residue in-

tended for animal feeds camefrom Vietnam and was beingmixed with the Blue Diamondrice imported from Thailand,and then repacked and beingsold as ‘Golden Bee’ premiumSinandomeng rice,” ani Roxas.

Binay umaangat, yung iba bumababaTANGING si Vice President Jejo-mar Binay ang tumaas ang satis-faction rating nitong Marso mu-la sa serbey na ginawa noongDisyembre 2013, ayon sa SocialWeather Stations (SWS).

Sa First Quarter 2014 SocialWeather Survey, bumaba angrating nina Senate PresidentFranklin Drilon at Speaker Feli-c iano Be lmonte Jr. , kapwakasama ni Pangulo sa LiberalParty, at maging si Chief JusticeLourdes Sereno, na itinalaga niG. Aquino.

Ginawa ang serbey mulaMarso 27 hanggang 30 at unangnailathala sa BusinessWorld.

Nakakuha si Binay ng “excel-lent” na net satisfaction rating naplus 73 (82 porsyentong satisfiedmenos ang 9 porsyentong dissat-

isfied) nitong Marso. Mas mataasito ng 11 puntos sa nakuha niyanoong Disyembre.

Bumaba ang iskor ni Drilonsa plus 17 mula plus 25, si Bel-monte sa plus 15 mula plus 16,at si Sereno sa plus 4 mula plus16. Inquirer Research

VP: Salamat sa tiwalaNAGPASALAMAT kahapon siVice President Jejomar Binay sapagtaas ng tiwala sa kanya ayonsa serbey. “He (Binay) is gratefulto the people for their trust andconfidence, and to the Presidentfor the opportunity to serve as amember of the Cabinet,” aniJoey Salgado, tagapagsalita niBinay. Christine O. Avendaño,Leila B. Salaverria

JPE, Gigi nakiusap sa Sandiganilipat sila ng kulungan sa Crame

NAIS nina Sen. Juan Ponce En-rile at dati niyang chief of staffna si Jessica “Gigi” Reyes, nakapwa sinampahan ng kasongpandarambong at katiwalian, namapiit sa Philippine National Po-l i ce headquar ters sa CampCrame.

Binigay ng dalawa ang hi-walay nilang petisyon sa Sandi-ganbayan noong Lunes ng uma-ga, nagpapalipat sa kampo.

Kinasuhan sina Enri le atReyes, maging ang utak umanong pork barrel scam na si JanetLim-Napoles, pamangkin nitongsi Ronald John Lim at driver-bodyguard na si John Raymundde Asis, ng pandarambong dahilsa pagnanakaw umano ng P174

milyon mula sa pondong porkbarre l na pinadaan sa mgapekeng nongovernment organi-zation ni Napoles.

Sumuko si Enrile sa CampCrame at si Reyes naman saSandiganbayan, noong Hulyo 4.

Noong Lunes, hiniling ni En-rile, 90, na pansamantala siyangisailalim sa “hospital detention”sa PNP General Hospital saCamp Crame dahil sa kanyang“advanced age and frail medicalcondition.”

Sa hiwalay na petisyon na-man, hiniling ni Reyes na maili-pat siya sa PNP Custodial Centersa Camp Crame sa Quezon City.Dona Z. Pazzibugan, Jaymee T.Gamil, Julie M. Aurelio

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TUESDAY, JULY 8, 2014 3FEATURESGSTA students win gold in food and beverage expo

baldon, Jaime Leonar-do Jr., Glory Jane En-riquez, Jake MatthewEstoesta and Jorge Al-da succeeded in tak-ing the highly covetedGold Awards withtheir winning dishes -Majestic Autumn(Cake Decorating)and Shrimp-PeachRavioli and Crab CakeClaw served with Uni-saffron Cream Sauceand Citrus Roe (PastaLive Cookery).

"We are happy tohave this opportunity

to showcase and de-velop our students'talent in the competi-tion arena. It's al-ready a proud mo-ment for us to getthem ready for theculinary battle, soseeing them win islike icing on thecake," said Chef LorenYatco, Culinary Pro-gram Tutor of GSTA ,who guides and nur-tures the studentteams to success.

MAFBEX is an an-nual event that bringstogether traders, foodmanufacturers andother stakeholders tohighlight industry in-novations and devel-opments. One of itsmain highlights is theCulinary and Breadand Pastry competi-tion that open to thecountry's top culinaryschools and institu-tions.

For informationand enquiries on GS-TA's culinary coursesand hospitality pro-grammes, please visitwww.gentingstara-cademy.com.

GENTING-STAR Tourism Academy(GSTA) triumphed at the Manila Foodand Beverage Expo (MAFBEX) 2014with its culinary students winning twogold awards in the Cake Decoratingand Pasta Live Cookery categories.

Held on 11-13June at the PhilippineTrade and TrainingCenter in Pasay City,the GSTA studentteams went head tohead with other nineculinary institutions

such as De La SalleUniversity Lipa, Uni-versity of SantoTomas, Far EasternUniversity, TrestonCollege and MiriamCollege, to name afew. GSTA CulinaryArts students EdwardMaagad, Alexis Ga-

Gift-giving becomes a whole-year affairBy Ben O. de Vera

BUSINESSES operat-ing in a growing econ-omy like the Philip-pines normally facec o m p e t i t i o n t h a tkeeps on heating upas more enterprisesset up shop to take ad-vantage of a rise inconsumer spending.

To build customerl o y a l t y, m o r e a n dmore companies re-sort to giving awayfreebies and gifts all-year round—not justduring the tradition-al Christmas season,according to RaquelZ. Romero, generalmanage r o f Wor ldExpo and ConceptsInc . (Wor ldexpo) ,which organizes thea n n u a l C o r p o r a t e

G i v e a w a y B u y e r s ’Show.

“The bulk of corpo-rate gift-giving is stillduring Christmas, butnow it has becomesteady throughout theyear. Before, we usedto have ‘dry seasons,’but not anymore , ”Romero said in an in-terview.

Since the economyis doing better, com-panies’ orders of giftsfor clients have beenrising steadily, benefit-ing suppliers of giftitems.

In the case of theCorporate Giveawaysshow, the number ofsuppliers participatinghas been climbing thepast few years, andthis year’s staging willbe no exception, ac-

cording to organizers.Corporate Giveways2014, to be held onJuly 9 to 11 at theSMX Convention Cen-t e r, w i l l showcasea b o u t 1 4 0 b o o t h sfrom 90 companies,and is expected to at-tract up to 10,000 vis-itors, or more thant h a t o f l a s t y e a r,pegged at over 8,000,Romero said.

Last year’s show,she said, generatedabout P200 million insales, orders and leadsfor participating ex-hibitors.

“ T h i s y e a r, w ehave a 51 -pe rcen tbigger exhibit space,”R o m e r o a d d e d ,which she attributedto the rise in demandfor bus ines s g i f t s ,

p remiums , promo-tional ideas as wellas merchandise in-centives.

Romero sa id a l lt y p e s o f c o m p a-nies—from sole pro-prietorships and smalland medium enter-prises to big multina-tionals—now find itimportant to showerclients with gifts.

Apart from the tra-d i t iona l corporategifts such as paperproducts, writing in-struments, gadgetsand accessories, bagsa n d w a l l e t s , g a r-ments, and personalcare goods, CorporateGiveways 2014 willalso showcase officesolut ions and foodand beverage gift op-tions.

SHRIMP-PEACH Ravioli and Crab Cake Clawserved with Uni-saffron Cream Sauce and CitrusRoe, Pasta Live Cookery Gold Award

MAJESTIC Autumn,Cake DecoratingCompetition Gold Award

SHOWBUZZ TUESDAY, JULY 8, 20144ROMEL M. LALATA, Editor

mon? One, they both dabbled indrugs during the most creativephases of their musical careers.Two, both musicians wereknighted by Queen Elizabeth IIdespite their much-publicizeddrug use in the past.

I don’t understand why No-ra’s past is an issue when it’sher artistry that should be thefocus. Just give her the honor.She should’ve been declared anational artist long ago.

Rita AvilaMiss Nora Aunor is definitely

our country’s pride. Sadly, thePresident has too much pride.

Cooky ChuaThere’s no question about

the talent of Nora Aunor. Shehas contributed immensely toPhilippine art and culture. Ithought the drug issue was tooshallow a reason to drop herfrom the list of national artists.

I would have thought rumorsof unprofessionalism wouldmake a bigger impact, but eventhat cannot cancel out the im-pact of her works.

I know that the time willcome when that honor will begiven to her. She is, in fact, anational treasure.

Mr. FuFor me, Ate Guy deserves

that recognition. The drug caseshould not have been an issueat all. The selection of nationalartists should be based on theartist’s legacy and contributionto his/her chosen field. Good

The Nora revolution

My late mom (Inday Badi-day) and Ate Guy were bosombuddies. La Aunor was a perma-nent fixture in our home duringmy formative years. If my momwere still around, she woulddefinitely spearhead a Noranianrevolution until Malacañang re-considers.

Oh, yeah! Ate Guy is an ad-dict—she’s addicted to her craft.

Shame on those self-righ-teous, holier-than-thou peoplewho refuse to see La Aunor’strue worth as an artist.

Show biz colleagues sharetheir sentiments on the issue:

Ryan CayabyabThe President missed out on

that one. Nora’s stupendousbody of work says it all. She isthe people’s national artist.

Aiko MelendezShe deserves that recogni-

tion. Her personal life has noth-ing to do with her achieve-ments. For many years now, shehas given so much pride to ourcountry. She has contributedmuch to the entertainment in-dustry.

Wency CornejoWhat do Paul McCartney

and David Bowie have in com-

By Dolly Anne Carvajal

T HE controversy surrounding Presi-dent Aquino’s exclusion of actressNora Aunor from the roster of na-

tional artist honorees continues, and Ican’t help writing a piece about it since

Ate Guy is like family to me.

WENCY Cornejo

MR. Fu

AIKO Melendez

thing they didn’t give the honorto (gay impersonator) Ate Gay,who has no record of drug use.Chos!

Dingdong AvanzadoThat’s really the President’s

discretion and we have to re-spect it. Personally, I think youare bestowed the title primarilyfor your contribution to the up-liftment of the arts. While itmay be argued that Nora is notan ideal role model, her greatworks are simply hard to ig-nore. If it were up to me, I’dgive her the title.

Human, apesface off in warof survivalTEN years after the SimianFlu virus almost wiped outmankind, a nation of apes isthriving in director MattReeves’ most awaited sci-fiaction of the year, Dawn ofthe Planet of the Apes star-ring Jason Clarke, Keri Rus-sell, Gary Oldman and AndySerkis.

The apes live peacefullyin their own woodland terri-tory, thinking humanity isgone forever. Then, it turnsout there are virus-resistantsurvivors, struggling to re-cover in a devastated SanFrancisco. In this new world,a tense stand-off develops,one which leads to a poten-tially disastrous ape-versus-human conflict.

Human and ape have notencountered each other foryears. This chapter of ThePlanet Of The Apes seriesconcerns their ‘first contact’since the pandemic — andthat encounter’s fallout.“There is this question of co-existence,” explains Reeves.“So, this is that one momentwhen it could have beenPlanet Of The Humans AndApes. And that’s what we’reexploring in this story: howthat fell apart.”

Dawn of the Planet of theApes (2D, 3D, 4DX) invadesmore than 200 theatres na-tionwide on July 9 from20th Century Fox to be dis-tributed by Warner Bros.

NORA Aunor

TUESDAY, JULY 8, 2014 5FEATURES

Beauty queen is Ateneo’snew courtside reporterLAURA Lehmann, 2014 BinibiningPilipinas first runner up, adds anotherachievement under her belt after se-curing the coveted spot as the Ateneode Manila University’s newest court-side reporter for the University Athlet-ic Association of the Philippines’(UAAP) 77th season.

Lehmann, 20, washand-picked amonghundreds of talentedhopefuls and will bereporting on the side-lines at Studio 23when UAAP opens onJuly 12.

Beauty queen, Ate-neo Psychology Majorand now a bonafidesportscaster, Lehmannexpressed her excite-ment over her newrole. “I’m very excitedabout being a UAAPCourtside Reporter. Ilove the passion, ex-citement and momen-tum that basketballcreates and I can’twait to immerse my-self in the sport!”

“My first love issports, and beforejoining BinibiningPilipinas in January, Iplayed on the Philip-pine National Teamfor Fast-Pitch softball. Ijust love being active-Ilove to run or work-out in any way that Icould,” she added

Auditions were noteasy and Laura admit-ted she had a toughtime. “It was so diffi-cult! Besides beingvery well-versed in thegame itself, we had tobe knowledgeable notjust about our ownteams, but also aboutevery other team inthe UAAP-includinghistory, record, coach-es background, play-ers info includingheight, nicknames,jersey numbers, posi-tions, etc! We had tomake ‘mini-manuals’that recorded all thisinformation, becauseas reporters we are re-quired to be informed

about the subjects wereport on,” sheshared.

But Lehmannshowcased her intelli-gence, charm andconfidence and land-ed the job.

Asked about howLehmann will jugglethe three demandingroles, she explained: “Iwill certainly needgood time-manage-ment skills to juggle allthree! But I think thatif you’re passionateabout what you’re do-

ing, then that passionwill lead to drive, de-termination, and moti-vation to succeed.”

Lehmann will bebusy with prepara-tions as UAAP court-side reporter on thelead up to the 77th

Season opening, andwill be receivingsports casting trainingfrom ABS-CBN. She isalso brushing up onstatistics and figuresof the Ateneo team,reading up on UAAPhistory and getting toknow the players.

Thankful and de-termined, Laura pullsstrength from her sup-port group. “I justwant to thank mysupporters for alwaysbeing that despite mysetbacks and failures.I will work hard anddo my best to makethem proud,” she said.

For more updateson Lehmann and theBinibining Pilipinas,go to www.bbpilipinas.com or check realbbpilipinas on Facebook.

Cebu DJ to compete in world tiltTHE SEARCH for thefirst-ever Filipino rep-resentative to the RedBull (Blue & Silver)T h r e 3 s t y l e Wo r l dChampionships 2014this year culminatedin one epic night ofpartying at the Philip-pine finals held at thefamed Republiq Clubi n R e s o r t s Wo r l dManila in Pasay City.

Six qualifying win-ners bat t led i t outwith their DJing skills,technical wizardryand ability to light thedance floor on fire.

M a k i n g t h e c u tfrom the Cebu qualifierlast June 21 and rock-

ing the Republiq crowdwere two-time Aus-t r a l i a n Q L D D M Cchampion DJ K Groove(Kristian Hernandez),DJ Niki Del Rosario,and Cebu’s overall win-ner DJ Carlo Atendido.

They faced off witht h e D J s f r o m t h eManila qualifier lastJune 26: DJ Aryan(Aryan Magat), DJ NixDamn P (Nix Pernia),and Manila’s overallwinner DJ SupremeFist, a 2008 PioneerPhilippines DJ DigitalBattle Champion.

Zeroing in on theDJ with the most origi-nal track selection, cre-

ative and technicalmixing, stunning stagepresence and awesomecrowd response, judgesDJ Hedpsin, the 2011T h r e 3 s t y l e Wo r l dChampion, and 2014Thre3style World Fi-nals judge DJ Shortkutnamed DJ Carlo Aten-dido the grand winnerof the Philippine finals.

DJ Carlo Atendido,whose dizzying mixembodied the essenceof Thre3style that putthe crowd under hisspell, will compete att h e R e d B u l lThre3style World Com-petition in Baku, Azer-baijan later this year.LEHMANN

Emperador Stadium Taguig CityFIFA World Cup has gotten

the ball rolling - in every senseof the word - with openingceremonies and activities sinceJune 12 in Brazil. So whatbetter way to kick off thiscelebration with Filipinos thancollaboration between two topglobal companies, Coca-Colaand 7-Eleven!

As early as last year, Coca-Cola and 7-Eleven tied up toproduce an exclusive shopperexperience that will be offeredto FIFA enthusiasts globally. Inthe Philippines, consumers willget a chance to score officialFIFA premium items that willonly be found exclusively in 7-Eleven stores nationwide.

As a way of launching this tieup, and to promote the FIFAWorld Cup, 7-Eleven and Coca-Cola associates engaged in afriendly football match last June18 at the Emperador Stadium.The day was packed with action,excitement and loud cheers fromthe crowd as teams from bothcompanies actively participated

in the sport.In addition, some

enthusiastic crowd membersalso played some onsite gamesto win these exciting items.

Juan Ramon Felix, thePresident of Coca-Cola FEMSA,mentioned that this is a greatopportunity for Coca-Cola and7-Eleven to speak with onevoice driving a globalmovement. GeneralMerchandise Division Manager,Jose Ang Jr. added that thispromotion would allowFilipino consumers toexperience the FIFA World Cupwithout having to leave thecountry.

FIFA premium items includean official Coke Football, acollectible FIFA Mascot(Fuleco) Figurine, Charmbracelets and magnets.Consumers have the chance towin these items when they visita 7-Eleven store and purchaseany Coca-Cola product. Thepromo duration is from June 18to July 18, 2014. PAID ADVT

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TUESDAY, JULY 8, 2014 7SPORTSDENNIS U. EROA, Editor

Tatlo sosyo sa liderato sa NCAAsabi ni Arellano coach JerryCodinera. “We tried to keep apositive attitude. The playersresponded well.”MGA ISKORUNANG LAROARELLANO 80—Hernandez 20,Holts 15, Pinto 11, Jalalon 7, Ca-peral 7, Agovida 5, Bangga 4, En-riquez 4, Ciriacruz 3, Gumaru 2,Salcedo 2, Nicholls 0.EAC 73—Jamon 20, Happi 17,Tayongtong 10, Aguilar 6, Arquero6, Onwubere 3, King 3, Serrano3, Santos 2, Saludo 2, Mejos 2.Quarters: 20-20, 43-30, 67-55,80-73IKALAWANG LAROJRU 69—Mabulac 16, Teodoro11, Sanchez 8, Paniamogan 8,Abdul-Wahab 6, Benavides 6,Asuncion 6, Saavedra 5, Lasquite3, Balagtas 0, Grospe 0.ST. BENILDE 61—Saavedra 15,Taha 11, Grey 9, Romero 7,Ongteco 5, Deles 4, Jonson 3,Bartolo 3, Nayve 2, Argamino 2,Sinco 0, Altamirano 0.Quarters: 14-13, 41-26, 60-45, 69-61

Ni Cedelf P. Tupas

PINAGPATULOY ng Arellanoang mainit simula sa NCAAbasketball tournament.

May 20 puntos si Levi Her-nandez para sa Chiefs na gi-namit ang run-and-gun up-ang payukuin ang EmilioAguinaldo Generals, 80-73.

Ito ang ikalawang sunodpanalo ng Chiefs na somosyosa liderato kasama ang SanBeda at Perpetual Help.

Hindi nagpahuli si Ameri-can rookie Dioncee Holts namay double-double na 15puntos at 10 rebounds,samantalang may 11 puntos,limang assists at anim re-bounds si John Pinto.

“There were distractions inthe endgame particularlywith the calls of the referee,”

May Game 5:Painters wagiP INALAMIG ng Rain or Shine ang San Mig Cof-

fee, 88-79, upang puwersahin ang winner-take-all sa PBA Governors Cup title series kagabi sa

Smart Araneta Coliseum.Nagtulungan sina Arizona

Reid, Gabe Norwood, RyanAraña at Paul Lee upang kon-trolin ng Elasto Painters anglaro at itabla ang best-of-five se-ries, 2-2.

Umabot sa 20 puntos ang ag-wat ng Painters at hindi silapumayag na mabuhusan ngmainit kape sa huling bahagi nglaro tulad ng nangyari sa Game 1.

‘‘We don’t wanna go homeyet,” sabi ni Norwood na may14 puntos tulad ni Lee. Nangu-na sa Painters si Arizona Reidna may 22 puntos.

Gagawin ang decided Miy-erkules 8 p.m. sa Big Dome.

Samantala, inaasahankukunin ng Globalport BatangPier bilang numero uno overallsa PBA draft si Fil-Americanplaymaker Stanley Pringle.

Ayon sa mga tagapagmasid,may kakayahan si Pringle namaging ‘‘franchise player.”

Umani ng paghanga si

Pringle sa Asean BasketballLeague na kung saan ay naglarosiya sa Indonesia Warriors.

Ikalawang pipili ang Rain orShine na minamataan si Fil-Ital-ian pointguard Chris Bancheroo si Kevin Alas ng Gilas Pilip-inas training pool.

Tinamaan ng kontrobersyaang pagkakabunot sa Global-port bilang numero uno sadraft.

Nireklamo ni Rain or Shinementor Yeng Guiao ang di-umano’y maling proseso ngpagbunot ni PBA CommissionerChito Salud.

Humingi ng paumanhin siSalud sa nangyari.MGA ISKORRAIN OR SHINE 88 - Reid 22, Lee14, Norwood 14, Belga 11, Arana10, Uyloan 8, Almazan 3, Cruz 2, Tiu2, Chan 2, Ibanes 0, Rodriguez 0.SAN MIG SUPER COFFEE 79 -Blakely 21, Yap 12, Devance 9, San-galang 8, Simon 8, Barroca 7, Malik-si 6, Pingris 4, Taha 2, Melton 2,Mallari 0, Reavis 0.Quarters: 21-21, 53-38, 69-55, 88-79 Sigaw ng Germany: Laro ng Brazil ‘madumi’

PORTO SEGURO, Brazil — Satingin ni Germany midfielderBastian Schweinsteiger, aysumusobra na ang Brazil dahilsa kanilang mararahas na pag-atake sa mga kalabang man-lalaro sa World Cup semifinals.Umaasa rin siyang bibigyan ngatensyon ng referee ang mgaaksyong ito ng team Brazil.

“I am all for a healthy hard-ness but some of Brazil’s foulswere over the limit,” sabi niSchweinsteiger. “Brazilians arenot only football magicians,hard tackling is part of theirgame — we have to be carefuland so does the referee.”

Nagkamit ng 31 fouls angBrazil sa kanilang pagkapanalosa quarterfinal game laban saColombia na may 23 fouls.Ngunit ang foul ng Colombianna si Juan Zuniga ang luma-mang sa lahat dahil nagingdahilan ito ng fracture ng verte-bra ni Neymar.

“Brazil is an outstandingteam that plays at the limit of

the allowed and will go overthe limit if necessary,” sinabi niGermany assistant coach HansiFlick. Sinabi niya na angkawalan ni Neymar ay makakat-ulong upang mas ganahan angBrazil sa laban nito sa Marteslaban sa Belo Horizonte.

“It’s definitely a loss forBrazil, Neymar has lived up toexpectations, but his absencecan unite the team more andwe expect a very strong oppo-nent,” sinabi ni Flick.

Sumang-ayon si Schwein-steiger at sinabing, “We are allvery sad that Neymar is notplaying,” dinagdag rin niyangmas pagbubutihin ng Brazil angkanilang laro para kay Neymar.

Sa tingin ng Bayern Munichmidfielder, ang coaching staffng Brazil na kinabibilangan ni-na chief Luiz Felipe Scolari atng kanyang assistant na si Car-los Alberto Parreira ay ang lakasng koponang Brazil.

“They are two coaches witha lot of experience who haveboth won the World Cup,” sin-abi pa ni Schweinsteiger. “Theyare clever coaches and youneed intelligent coaches to winthe title.”

Mas naging mahirap ang tra-baho ni Scolari sa laro nangmawala si Neymar at ng masus-pinde ang kapitang si ThiagoSilva matapos makakuha ng 2yellow card sa torneo.

Ayon kay Flick, ang lahat ng22 natitirang manlalaro ng Ger-many ay handang-handa ngmaglaro. Samantala, ang back-up defender na si ShkoranMustafi ay ‘di na makaka-paglaro sa torneo dahil sakanyang torn leg muscle.

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Pasenya Roger; Novak kampeonLONDON—Umani ng matchpoint si Roger Federer laban kayNovak Djokovic at 4 na sunod-sunod na panalong laro sa ika-4set ng Wimbledon Finals.

Sumigaw ng ‘‘Ro-ger! Ro-ger!Ro-ger!” ang halos 15,000 ma-nunuod bago tumira si Federerpara subukang magkaroon ngika-5 set ang laro.

Hindi nagtagumpay si Fed-

ered. Nabigo si Federer na ipana-lo ang sana ay ika-8 niyang kam-peonato sa All England Clubmatapos yumuko kay Djokovic,6-7 (7), 6-4, 7-6 (4), 5-7, 6-4Linggo. Tumagal ng halos apatoras ang palitan ng tira.

“In a match like the one to-day, where I needed support,they were there. I could sensethat they really wished me well

and hoped for me to either getback in the match or hopefullylift another trophy here at Wim-bledon,” ani Federer.

“I already have seven. It’snot like I need another one,”dagdag ni Federer. “But itwould have been awfully niceto have it. I think that’s whatthe feeling was of the people,and I felt that.” Inquirer wires

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Hinaing ng isang badinglalaki na kabit ng isang bakla la-lo na kung alam niyang patayna patay ito sa kanya.

Kahit anong paraan,tatangkain pa rin niyangmanghuthot ng pera dito. Ngay-ong medyo bugbog ka na sa kau-utang sa iba para maibigay molang sa mga walang kwentanglalaking minahal mo, magisip-isip ka muna bago ka pumatoluli sa mga bumibingwit at nam-bobola sa iyo.

Lahat ay nangangailangan ngpera, pero hindi naman dapatgarapal. Marami pa ringmalungkot sa ating mundo, atnaghahanap ng mga tulad mongmarunong magmahal.

Huwag kang mag-alala at isasa mga araw na ito ay maymakikilala ka rin na mabait attalagang mamahalin ka. Hindilahat ay ahas at walang puso.Sana.

Magpadala ng e-mail saemarcelo@inquirer.com.ph oemarcelo629@gmail.com

DEAR Emily,Ako ay isang beautician, gay, at 44 years old. Palagiakong bigo sa mga naging relasyon ko. Nung araw,takot ako dahil nakatira ako sa mga kamag-anak ko namasyadong conservative. At isa pa pala simba ako atturo ng pari na masama raw magrelasyon sa same sex.

Ngayong kaya ko nang mag-isa at may sarili na akong tiniti-rahan, may ilan na rin akongmga naka-relasyon. Sa lahat sakanila meron akong natuklasan:iisa lang ang pakay nilangmakipag relasyon sa isang bak-la—pera.

Una akala mo gusto ka ni-lang kaibiganin, tapos paiibiginka, tapos pag hulog na ang loobmo, kung anu-anong dahilanang sasabihin para kunwari hi-hiwalayan ka na, pero, iyonpala, gusto lang nila igarahe mosila at gastusan.

Okay lang sa aking tumu-long kung talagang kailangan.Pero alam naman ng mga na-ka-relasyon ko na kasing hika-hos din nila ako. Kung hindi

ako magtratrabaho, walaakong pera.

Dahil sa puro pera angpakay nilang lahat, baon naako sa utang para lang hindinila ako iwan. Wala na baakong makikilalang mag-mamahal talaga sa akin at hin-di dahil sa pera lang?

Y.Y

MANG-AABUSO talaga ang isang

EMILY’SCORNEREmilyA. Marceloemarcelo@inquirer.com.ph

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