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I asked God for a bike,but I know God doesn'twork that way. So Istole a bike and askedfor forgiveness.
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Do not argue with anidiot. He will drag youdown to his level andbeat you withexperience.
3
I want to die peacefullyin my sleep, like mygrandfather.. Notscreaming and yellinglike the passengers inhis car.
4
Going to church doesn'tmake you a Christianany more than standingin a garage makes you acar.
5Sex is not the answer.Sex is the question."Yes" is the answer.
6We live in a societywhere pizza gets to yourhouse before the police.
7
Women might be able tofake orgasms. But mencan fake a wholerelationship.
8The last thing I want todo is hurt you. But it'sstill on the list.
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Light travels faster thansound. This is why somepeople appear brightuntil you hear them
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21Fighting for peace is like fucking forvirginity.
22 If sex is a pain in the ass, thenyou're doing it wrong...
23To steal ideas from one person isplagiarism. To steal from many isresearch.
24If God is watching us, the least wecan do is be entertaining.
25If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER fromdiarrhea... does that mean that oneenjoys it?
26If you think nobody cares if you'realive, try missing a couple ofpayments.
27
A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a trainstops. On my desk, I have a workstation..
28Better to remain silent and bethought a fool, than to speak andremove all doubt.
29How is it one careless match canstart a forest fire, but it takes awhole box to start a campfire?
30
Some people are like Slinkies ...not really good for anything, butyou can't help smiling when yousee one tumble down the stairs.
31
Did you know that dolphins are sosmart that within a few weeks ofcaptivity, they can train people tostand on the very edge of the pooland throw them fish?
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