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4th AvenueSpring Street Fair

March 22, 23, 24 2013

March 23rd – 24th at Santa Cruz Fairgrounds / Sonoita

Greater Arizona Bicycling Associa-tion (GABA) hosts a weekend of fitness and fun cycling from Santa Cruz Fairgrounds in Sonoita to Tombstone and Bisbee on Satur-day, with an overnight stay, con-tinuing to Ft. Huachuca and Sierra Vista on Sunday. Come out and enjoy the beautiful weather while taking in the sights and sounds of fitness and cycling fun.

Event Location: 3142 Arizona 83, Sonoita, AZ 85637  Venue: Santa Cruz Fairgrounds - Sonoita  Time: Check-in 6:30am-7:30am. Race 8:00 AM Sat - 5:00 PM Sun  Admission: register online by March 20th, check website for fees  Phone: 520-455-5553 

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March 22 thru March 24, 2013

Join Old Tucson for the 4th annual Wild West Days, an Old Tucson Signature Event, happening Friday, March 22 thru Sunday, March 24!  See special guests demonstrating the skills the cowboys needed to survive and the contributions to the western way of life made by the cultures that left their marks on the American West. This three-day festival complements Old Tucson’s focus on showcasing local History, Culture and Heritage in the western tradition.

This year, from 10:00 am to 12 noon on Saturday, March 23, The High Chaparral Reunion returns to the original ranch set. Old Tucson guests are invited to join fans, cast and crew to celebrate the ground-breaking, highly acclaimed

NBC Western The High Chaparral. Series alumni scheduled to appear include Henry Darrow (Manolito Montoya), Don Collier (Sam Butler), Kent McCray (Producer), and Susan McCray (Casting) along with some special guests.

Throughout each of the three days of the festival, scheduled performances (schedules subject to change without notice) will include:

Loop Rawlins, who will demonstrate his incredible trick roping, bull whip artistry and stunts, and fancy gun spinning that have thrilled thousands of audiences.  This young man is the consummate cowboy showman dedicated to keeping the tradition of the Wild West Show alive. From performing with Cirque Du Soleil to high-end events to rodeos, Loop Rawlins does it all.

Sourdough Slim, the accordion-playing, yodeling cowboy is back for his fourth consecutive year! His

fast-paced stage show combines comedy routines, award-winning yodeling and catchy western tunes with self-accompaniment on accordion, guitar, ukulele and harmonica. A well-traveled veteran of stages ranging from The National Cowboy Gathering to The Lincoln Center and Carnegie Hall, Slim transports audiences to a whimsically entertaining world where vaudevillian camp intermingles with cowboy lore to produce grins galore.

Gary Harper, noted weapons expert, will demonstrate large and small arms and the Gatling gun, one of the best known early rapid-fire weapons and a forerunner of the modern machine gun. Gary has consulted with and provided historical military weapons for a number of film and television productions including The Last Samurai, 3:10 to Yuma, Deadliest Warrior, Sons of Guns, and True Caribbean Pirates.

Cecil Manuel, noted Native American Hoop Dancer, is scheduled to perform daily. On Saturday and Sunday, students from the Ha:San Preparatory & Leadership School will share the culture of the native Tohono O’odham with guests via traditional song and dance as well as displays and foods. Marana Future Farmers of America also are scheduled to inform guests about the region’s ranching

history. Additional special guests scheduled this weekend include vintage palm reader Madame Zaronee and Buffalo Soldiers.

Listen to music and tap your toe to traditional Bluegrass music and song with high energy performances by Cadillac Mountain featuring Joel Leland, Rudy Cortese and Alvin Blaine on guitar, banjo, dobro, and mandolin. On Sunday, Tucson’s all-girl Mariachi Viva La Mujer is scheduled for a special performance!

Wild West Days also showcases Old Tucson’s full range of western entertainment including Living History presentations.  Hear the stories of everyday life of Southern Arizona pioneers presented by vintage characters covering topics including Schools on the Frontier, Sheriffs of the Old West, Travel by Stagecoach and other interesting topics.  This entertaining yet educational experience allows guests a glimpse into what life was like on the western frontier.

Wild West Days is included in the regular Old Tucson Studios Admission price of $16.95 for adults and $10.95 for children (ages 4-11).  Discounts available, details at www.OldTucson.com/visit-ots. Admission to this event is included with your Old Tucson Wagon Wheel Season Pass!

OLD TUCSON PRESENTS ITS 4th ANNUAL WILD WEST DAYS

March 23rd at Catalina Park Tucson’s annual cel-ebration of bicycles and bike transporta-tion includes a fun ride for people of all ages and abilities at Catalina Park/4th Av-enue Underpass. The event will take place from 10am to 12pm at Catalina Park / 900

N. 4th Ave in Tucson. Admission is free. Please phone 520-261-8777 for more information.

BIKE FEST 2013 - KIDICAL MASS: BIKE THE BOULEVARD GABA SONOITA TO BISBEE RIDE

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March 22-24, 2013A heritage celebration of the old

Southwest featuring � avors of historical cultures including Native

American, Spanish Colonial, Cowboy and more!

Celebrate Western Heritage & Culture at Old Tucson

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4th AvenueSpring Street Fair

THREE DAYS OF CELEBRATION MARCH 22ND - 24TH

“The Fourth Avenue Street Fair brings together 400 arts

and crafts booths, 35 food vendors, 2 stages, street musicians, food, jugglers,

street performers...”

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The 43rd Fourth Avenue Spring Street Fair is March 22nd – 24th and takes place between Ninth Street and University Blvd. along Fourth Avenue. Hours are 10am to 6pm all three days. Free to the public, the Fourth Avenue Street Fair brings together 400 arts and crafts booths, 35 food vendors, 2 stages, street musicians, food, jugglers, street performers, the Tucson Children’s Museum “VAN GROW” kids hands on art pavilion, face painting, balloons and tons of other fun activities and then packs them into three days of celebration.

Come for the shopping: 400 booths featuring arts and crafts that cover the spectrum from fine art to country crafts. Glass, clay, wood, clothing, metal, jewelry, pre-packaged food, all hand-made and on sale by the artist/craftsperson.

Come for the food: 35 food vendors selling an eclectic mix of good things to eat. Greek, Mexican, Thai, BBQ, fry bread, funnel cakes, chicken, and more.

Come for the music: 2 stages with something for everyone! Main Stage South with all original music (no cover music) from Tucson. Main Stage North, our community stage with steel drum, dancers and all sorts of entertainment offer by and for the community of Tucson. In addition, there will be an assortment of street performers featuring everything

from Andes to violin music.

Come for the entertainment: kids’ areas with jumping castle and mini-train, face painting, chair massages, everything and anything you can imagine!

Held twice a year, the Fourth Avenue Street Fair began 40 years ago when Fourth Avenue merchants put tables in front of their stores to attract customers before the holidays. From that beginning it has developed into one of the premier street fairs in the nation, drawing crowds of 200,000 to 400,000 and ranking as one of the top visual arts fairs in the country. The Street Fair

has also developed into a Tucson tradition and an event that has an impact on every Tucsonan in one way or another.

The Street Fair is the source of funding for 50+ non-profit groups that derive (in some cases the majority of) their income from the Fair, to the City which obtains a boost in sales taxes and a savings in services demanded, to the Fourth Avenue Merchants Association that earns the funds to keep Fourth Avenue a draw for all who live and visit Tucson. The two annual Street Fairs are Tucson’s biggest event! Please visit www.fourthavenue.org for more information.

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annually, more than any other US city.

The Wall Street Journal dubbed Tucson “a mini mecca for the arts”.

Quarter horse racing began at Tucson’s historic Rillito Downs.

Saguaro National Park is one of the Unites States’ newest national parks. It is second only to the Grand Canyon in the number of visitors it

receives annually.

The Arizona-Sonora Museum was rated one of America’s top zoos in the country by

Parade Magazine.

Tucson is surrounded by the world’s largest concentration of

Saguaro cactus.

Tucson is consistently rated one of the best golfing destinations in the west.

Colossal Cave is one of the largest dry caverns in the world. Explorers have yet

to find its end.

Pima A i r & Space Museum is the largest private ly funded

a i r museum in the world .

Origina l Ansel Adams prints hang in the museum he

founded , the UA’s Center for Creative Photography.

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March 20 & 21WICKEDWednesday / Thursday   7:30 PM Tucson Music Hall260 South Church Avenue Tucson, Arizona 85701Cost: 59.00

March 21TUCSON CINE MEXICO FILM FESTIVALHarkins Tucson Spectrum 185455 S Calle Santa Cruz Tucson, Arizona

Thousands of artisans in Mexico traditionally use lead in their glazed pottery, not realizing the health damage that this toxic element causes. Herlinda, a Purépecha indigenous potter in Michoacán, is one of the few artisans in her community who uses alternative lead-free glazes. Together with Victor, a social activist, they work to educate potters, businesses, and customers. Once achieving health and better living conditions for her

family, Herlinda faces the difficult task of finding a market for her impressive pieces. All the while she dreams of having her shop thrive and her brothers return from the United States to rejoin the family tradition. Cost is free.

March 22, 2013 - March 244th AVENUE SPRING STREET FAIR316 N. Fourth Ave., Tucson, AZ 85705  Time: 10 a.m. to dusk.  Admission: Free to the public.  Phone: 520-624-5004 

March 22WILD WEST DAYSFriday 10:00 AM - 6:00 PM (daily for 3 times)Old Tucson Studios201 South Kinney Road Tucson, Arizona

Experience the Spirit of the Old West of the 1880’s with gunfights based on events that took place in 19th century Tucson. Step back in time with Living History Presentations on topics like History of the Stagecoach, the Mercantile, and Sheriffs of the Old West. Enjoy a musical salute to life in a frontier town celebrating cowboys and our local Mexican heritage. Stroll down memory lane with “Old Tucson, A Musical History of the Silver Screen,” recounting music from films made on these dusty streets. For more information please visit www.oldtucson.com.

March 22ALLEN’S ORGANICS FARMERS MARKET FRESH & FAB FRIDAYSFriday   4:00 PM - 8:00 PM (weekly on Fridays until Jul 15, 2014)Allen’s Organics, Inc.741 S. Campbell Ave Tucson, Arizona 85719

Consumers can beat the heat with a different kind of market when they start their weekend at Allen’s Organics Farmers Market, located at 741 South Campbell Avenue in Tucson, held every Friday from 4 to 8 pm. Tucson’s newest market features tempting fresh-fruit samples and in-cooler produce shopping including items such as; certified organic fruits and veggies, fresh peaches and plums, local and Arizona Grown produce, Tucson grown squash, melons, potatoes and tomatoes, organic white and yellow nectarines alongside ripe and juicy strawberries fresh off-the-vine, certified organic cherries and living lettuces, to name a few!  Local vendors interested in the free set up should call Allen’s Organics office/warehouse at 520-792-2275 or visit www.allensorganics.com for more information. Set up for the Friday (4-8 pm) market is at 3 pm. Cost free.

March 23TUCSON CINDERELLA SCHOLARSHIP PROGRAMSaturday 12:00 PM - 7:00 PMPima Community College - West Campus2202 West Anklam Road Tucson, Arizona

Every young lady dreams of becoming “Cinderella”, and far one night her dreams can come true. Now is the time for any young girl who resides in the area to enter the “NUMBER ONE” youth development program of its kind in the world. The annual Preliminary is scheduled for March 23rd and will be held at Pima Community College Center for the Arts Proscenium Theatre. For more information about the Cinderella Scholarship Program and information about free workshops, please call or visit www.TucsonCinderella.com.

March 23TAI CHI CLASSSaturday 10:00 AM (on various days)7250 S Tucson Boulevard Tucson, Arizona

Where: 220 S. 5th Avenue, Tucson AZ  When: Sat Apr 6, 2013 10am – 11am Quiet Room FREE Improve you strength and flexibility in the relaxing and fun class.

March 23SATURDAY AFTERNOON BALLROOM DANCEWhere: 220 S. 5th Avenue, Tucson AZ  When: Sat Apr 6, 2013 1:30pm – 3:30pm Ballroom $2 at the door. Waltz, samba and tango your afternoon away.

March 249th ARIZONA DISTANCE CLASSIC, HALF MARATHON, QUARTER MARATHON & NORTHWEST MEDICAL CENTER 5K1910 Innovation Park Dr., Oro Valley, AZ 85755  Admission: Please see website for registration information.  Phone: 877-474-0449 OR 520-469-7084 

A half-marathon, quarter marathon, and 5K for runners, walkers, and wheelchair racers of all ages and abilities celebrates the healthy active lifestyle, and courses through the foothills in Oro Valley, starting at Ventana Medical Systems.

March 24DROWNING POOLSunday   8:00 PMThe Rock136 North Park Avenue Tucson, Arizona 85719

March 24PLANET JAMSunday   1:00 PMThe HutFourth Avenue Tucson, Arizona 85719

4th Avenue Street Fair Sunday afternoon outdoor Free Concert with Tucson’s World Roots Rock Reggae Band Planet Jam. Come Out and Enjoy!

March 24FLYLEAFSunday   7:00 PMThe Rock136 North Park Avenue Tucson, Arizona 85719Tickets: $23 Also performing - Drowning Pool and Stars in Stereo.

March 24FESTIVAL EN EL BARRIO WITH CALEXICO, REBIRTH BRASS BAND AND MORESunday   1:00 PMBarrio Viejo198 West Cushing Street / intersection of Meyer & Cushing. Tucson, Arizona 85701Cost: $24 - $27

March 26TECH N9NETuesday   8:00 PMRialto Theatre318 East Congress Street Tucson, Arizona 85701

7 PM Doors / 8 PM Showtime   TECH N9NE (Hip Hop) with KRIZZ KALIKO, BROTHA LYNCH HUNG, KUTT CALHOUN, CES CRU, RITTZ   $35 general admission advance $40 general admission day of show 

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Comet PAN-STARRS will soon be visible in our evening skies above Kitt Peak National Observatory. Four very special programs are scheduled at the end of this month and early April to allow observatory visitors to see the Pan-Starrs Comet.

Comets have inspired fear and awe from the beginning of recorded time. Adults and families with children 6 years or above will have the opportunity to learn about the history, science and mythology surrounding comets, while waiting for Pan-Starrs to appear.

Reservations are required. Call now! Visitor space is limited to 25

visitors per night. A box dinner will be provided.

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Saturday, March 30 & Sunday, March 31, 2013Monday, April 1 & Tuesday, April 2, 2013

4pm-8:30pm / Both Evenings

Adults $45Youth 6-16 years of age $25Members $40

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They’re beautiful, they’re wealthy, and their lives are filled with fabulous functions and fraught with drama – but

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Now Toya Bush-Harris, Mariah Huq, Quad Webb-Lunceford, Kari Wells, Dr. Jacqueline Walters and Dr. Simone Whitmore – stars of Bravo’s newest reality series “Married to Medicine” – are eager to show the world what’s it’s really like to be part of this exclusive world.

The show, which premieres Sunday, March 24, follows the lives of these six charismatic women as they try to maintain their friendships while balancing successful careers, family obligations, charitable endeavors and active social lives in a city that demands a lot of its doctors and their spouses.

While Bush-Harris, Webb-Lunceford, Huq and Wells are all married to doctors, Whitmore and Walters have busy OB-GYN practices of their own, lending an other-side-of-the-coin perspective to some of the issues faced by their friends. But, says Wells, a beautiful British-born former model and working mom of two who is married to orthopedic surgeon Duncan Wells, viewers shouldn’t assume that being married to medicine makes life a cakewalk.

April 13, 12pm-5pm

Come on down to Sea of Green’s annual Customer Appreciation Day. On April 13th from 12pm-5pm at Sea of Green Hydrogardens, we’ll be showing our love to our Tucson customers with free food and drinks, entertainment, free samples, and raffle prizes.

At our Tucson locations, you can enjoy sales and great prices from our favorite name brands on this day we appreciate our customers in the valley. Our Tucson locations are 402 N 4th Ave. and 7955 E. Broadway Blvd #157.

You’ll also get some invaluable face time with 10 of our top vendors who are eager to answer your gardening questions about hydroponics and organic soil applications. Come learn more about gardening from the skilled and knowledgeable, win some prizes, get samples, or just hang and eat and drink, but in any case just let us show our appreciation.

For over 20 years, our full service hydroponics indoor gardening and organic fertilizer soil shop has been serving Tucson, and now Sea of Green wants to show its appreciation towards you and our growing community.

Sea of Green Hydrogardens 1301 E. University Dr. Suite 134 Tempe, AZ 85281 800.266.4136

SEA OF GREEN CUSTOMER APPRECIATION DAY

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Across1. “The Blind Side” star12. What Washington couldn’t tell13. Francis is the latest14. “Norma ___” Sally Field role15. Brit’s bye-bye16. Sacha Baron Cohen character17. Oriole Ripken18. Pack member?20. Arkin and Rickman22. “Minority ___”25. Logical intro?26. Ira Levin’s “A Kiss Before ___”27. Johnny Depp title role30. Dada artist Jean31. Tender beginning?32. Battery terminal (abbr.)33. ‘00s CBS sitcom36. Comic Bill of 1 down38. TV Tarzan Ron39. Oscar winner Tomei40. “The Jungle Book” setting43. “___ and Seek”44. Sticky stuff45. TV’s “American ___”47. Nine of diamonds?50. Flying Solo51. Dudley Do-Right’s girl52. “10 Things I ___ About You”53. Schwarzenegger film

Down1. “Live from New York it’s ___!”2. Mobile home (abbr.)3. Something the picky pick?

4. Victor Williams “The King of Queens” character5. “A Man ___” (Vin Diesel film)6. “The ___ and the Beautiful7. News letters?8. 2010 sequel “Tron: ___”9. “Jaws” boat10. “Misery” star11. Sideshow Bob of “The Simpsons”19. Buenos Aires is it’s cap.21. High ball?23. Jane of fiction24. Singing Knight’s backups25. Be human?27. One for the road?28. “The King ___”29. “The Secret Life of ___”31. “Transformers” director Michael34. Opus ___ (The Da Vinci Code” group)35. “Seinfeld” character36. Used to possess37. Queen of Soul Franklin39. First name in lip-synching41. Man known for double takes?42. Ice Cube sequel “Are We ___ Yet?”43. “Lord of the Rings” Ian46. James Van ___ Beek48. Julia Roberts’ “___ Pray Love”49. From ___ Z

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Alanis Morissette Head Over F___

America Sister Golden H___

B.J. Thomas Raindrops Keep Fallin’ on My H___

Billy Ray Cyrus Achy Breaky H___

Boyz II Men On Bended K___

Elvis Presley Wear My Ring Around Your N___

Frank Sinatra I’ve Got You Under My S___

Frankie Valli My E___ Adored You

Hinder L___ of an Angel

John Mayer Your B___ Is a Wonderland

Journey Open A___

KC and the Sunshine Band Shake Your B___

Lady Gaga Poker F___

Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam Head to T___

Neil Sedaka & Elton John Bad B___

Paul Anka Put Your Head on My S___

Queen Fat B___ Girls

Rod Stewart Hot L___

Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean H___ Don’t Lie

Sir Mix-A-Lot Baby Got B___

Tears for Fears Head Over H___

The Beatles I Want to Hold Your H___

The Police Wrapped Around Your F___

Willie Nelson Always on My M___

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SOUNDBITE SPOTLIGHTDirector Walter Salles (‘On the Road’) By Stan Robinson

The following quotes were pulled from interviews conducted by AZ Weekly Entertainment Magazine’s film columnists with talent speaking on behalf of movies recently released in theaters.

“I remember going in for the audition. I did not really know what I was going in for at that time. I just read the script and said, ‘Wow! This is interesting!’ So then I went back and watched ‘Oldboy’ like a week later and was like, ‘Holy crap! Who directed this movie I just went in for?’ Sure enough it was Chan-wook Park and I was like, ‘No way!’

“I actually just had an agent

come up to me and try to get me to leave my old agent. The one good thing he said was, ‘You cannot play a [jerk] anymore.’ But being a [jerk] can be fun. We all grew up with Chevy Chase and Bill Murray. They are [jerks] and they are funny. I think that it is more about my appreciation for the humor in it than it is about actually being angry.

“We have all had that friend who gets really angry - especially

when you are really young. You know - that kid who is like a spoiled brat? You play video games with him over at his house and he throws the controller down and starts yelling and crying to his mom and you cannot help but laugh at him. There is a humor in that and, once you get to your later stages, playing that is a little comic relief.” – Lucas Till

“I was passionate about the book since the mid 70s when I read it in my native Brazil. All the forms of freedom that the characters were seeking and we were living in a very conservative society at the time enamored me. Brazil was under a military regime in the 60s and 70s so the characters in ‘On the Road’ were able to redefine a future that we were not able to grasp, and they became very emblematic to me,

the characters in the book and I never forgot the book!

“The invitation to pursue the project came in 2004 when the Sundance Film Festival viewed a film I made called ‘The Motorcycle Diaries’ was screened. There had been numerous attempts at adaptation since 1957 when the book was first published. When I first got involved, I offered to do a documentary on a possible film based on the book. So for many years I crisscrossed America on the paths taken by the characters in the book and meeting the ones who were still alive. It was a very

important process on what the film could be, and allowing Jose Rivera our screenwriter to start to adaptation and developed it over several years.

“The film is an ode to youth, an ode to the very unique friendship that ties two characters, an ode to the open road and to the

capacity of reinvention, and finally an ode to the creative process because one of the main characters is writing a book about the journey that he is actually going through. It’s one of those stories where you have so many layers that are appealing.” – Walter Salles

Actor Lucas Till (‘Stoker’)By Joseph J. Airdo

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During the filming of ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest’ (2006), the cast and crew had to be evacuated to Los Angeles because of Hurricane Wilma.

by Stan Robinson

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‘The Croods’Nicolas Cage voices a prehistoric patriarch whose family must embark on a search of a new home when their cave is destroyed. An imaginative nomad (Ryan Reynolds) helps them conquer their fear of the outside world and discover that all they need to survive is each other. (PG - 98 minutes)

‘The Jeffrey Dahmer Files’Filmmaker Chris James Thompson uses archival footage, interviews and fictionalized scenarios to tell the story of the people around Jeffrey Dahmer during the summer of his arrest in 1991. Playing exclusively at The Loft Cinemas. (NR - 76 minutes)

‘The Sheik and I’An American filmmaker is commissioned to make a film for a Middle East Biennial on the theme of “art as a subversive act.” His film is then banned for blasphemy, he is asked to destroy every copy and he is threatened with arrest. Playing exclusively at The Loft Cinema. (NR - 104 minutes)

‘Two Americans’When Sheriff Joe Arpaio arrests her parents, a 9-year-old Mexican girl turns to the media to save them from deportation. The sheriff then uses his power to retaliate against a county board and he becomes the target of an FBI criminal probe. Playing exclusively at The Loft Cinemas. (NR - 100 minutes)

ADDITIONAL MOVIE OPENINGS - TUCSONThe following new releases were either screened after deadline or not made available for review.

MOVIE TWEETS!Still haven’t seen that movie that your friends have been talking about? Film Columnist Randy Montgomery recaps what you may have missed in 140 characters or less.

‘21 and Over’ A surprisingly fun romp that delivers more laughs than expected. Don’t you wish we could all party this hard? Grade: B

‘The Call’ This Halle Berry clunker gives you every reason not to like and even more reason to like it. At times, an edge of your seat thriller. Grade: B-

‘The Last Exorcism’ The first “last” one was much more entertainingly and surprisingly scary. The second “last” one did not need to be made, not seen. Grade: D

‘A Good Day to Die Hard’ Your favorite cop is back fighting bad guys. Nothing can compare to the original, but this one sure is a ton of fun. Grade: B-

‘OZ the Great and Powerful’ Oz: The Dull and Slow is more like it. Some impressive visuals and fun performances cannot save this dull prequel from Disney. Grade: C

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Zanes Law, a Tucson personal injury law firm, has annually con-tributed thousands of dollars to Southern Arizona. They support various organizations that include the Salvation Army, the American Heart Association, the Ronald McDonald House, Beat Cancer Boot Camp, the Boys and Girls Club, MADD, and the Blair Charity Group.

In 2011, school budget cuts in Southern Arizona continued to grow. Zanes Law decided to take action and created a huge foot-print amongst their local network of teachers. They initiated their an-nual School Supply Giveaway that provided 100 teachers with school supplies to get their year started. Everything from flash drives and expo-markers to pens and paper

were given away the first Saturday in August for the past two years. One teacher left with a new Dell Laptop for winning a game of “Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader.” The American Red Cross blood mobile was present so that the teachers could give back as well.

“One of our core values is to be active and committed to our com-munity. We strongly believe in giving back to the community that has given us so much” states Clau-dia Zanes, CEO of Zanes Law.

The 2013 3rd Annual School Sup-ply Giveaway will be held the first week of August. For more infor-mation, please contact chamm@zaneslaw.com or visit www.face-book.com/zaneslaw.

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ZANES LAW Miniature Golf Tournament and Family Fun Night

Saturday, April 6th From Blair Charity Group comes the first annual “Putt-ing Kids First” Miniature Golf Tournament and Family Fun Night. Saturday April 6th, kids of all ages and their families and friends are invited to Golf ‘N Stuff for an unforgettable evening. Check-in for golfers will begin at 4:30 p.m. with tee-off at 5:00 for a miniature golf tournament that guarantees winners prizes and amusement for all. There will be beverages and samples of delicious food as golfers “putt” their way across the course, and all other Golf ‘N Stuff attractions will be available to attendees at no additional cost.

Looking for fun off the course? Then after 6:00 get a general admission ticket and enjoy bumper boats and go-carts, batting cages and laser tag, video games, and even a petting zoo and face painting!And there’s no need for you grown-ups to feel left out. A silent auction, raffle, DJ music, and a relaxing beer garden are there for your own good time.

All proceeds will go to the Arizona Basketball Academy, which provides free-of-charge camps and clinics to Southern Arizona youth. “We at the Blair Charity Group are excited to bring an event to Tucson that is truly for the whole family!” says Joseph Blair, Executive Director. “I look forward to this becoming one of our long-standing, signature events that will help us continue to support the important programs we offer to the Southern Arizona community.”

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THURSDAY:LADIES NIGHT

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$3 COvER & DRINK SpECIALS WITH ID

The Hut305 N. 4th Ave(520) 623-3200Thursday: LollapaloozersSaturday: The Left Foot Green, Mike & Randy’s 420 Show

The Rialto318 E. Congress St. (520) 740-1000Thursday: Lotus, VibeSquaDSaturday: Dave Mason UnpluggedSunday: Festival En El Barrio

Plush340 E. Sixth St.(520) 798-1298Thursday: Run Boy RunFriday: Mike Elred Trio, The Just IntervalsSaturday: The Weeks, Jonny Fritz & Lunar Light Collectors

Club Congress311 E. Congress St.(520) 622-8848Thursday: Salvador DuranFriday: Shit Ton, Dream Sick & Ex CowboySaturday: Latin Funk ProjectSunday: The Hot Club of Tucson

Fox Tucson Theatre17 W. Congress St.(520) 624-1515Thursday: The Mavericks

Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar & Grill4500 N. Oracle RoadThursday: Johnathan Warren & The Bil-lyGoatsFriday: James ParksSaturday: James Parks

Chicago Bar5954 E. Speedway Blvd.(520) 748-8169Wednesday: Bad News Blues BandThursday: Neon ProphetSaturday: Neon ProphetSunday: Raggae SundaysMonday: The Ronstadts

Casino Del Sol5655 W. Valencia Road.(800) 344-9435Thursday: Take It To The Limit Eagles Tribute BandFriday: Garcia Bros. BandSaturday: Boomer

Surly Wench424 N. Fourth Ave.(520) 882-0009Thursday: Gigi & Pop, Brass TaxFriday: SpasmfestSaturday: Last Call Brawlers, High Rollers, Sons of Providence

Boondocks Lounge3306 N. First Ave(520) 690-0991Thursday: Ed DeluciaFriday: Neon Prophet, El DubSaturday: The Wayback MachineSunday: Zo Carrol & Soul Breakers

Jasper6370 N. Campbell Ave(520) 577-0326Thursday: The Bluerays

TUCSON LIVE MUSIC SCENENimbus Brewing Co.3850 E. 44th St.(520) 745-9175Friday: The Guilty BystandersSaturday: El DubSunday: Larry Armstrong & CopperMoon

The Maverick6622 E. Tanque Verde Rd.(520) 298-0430Thursday: Back 2 BackFriday: FlipsideSaturday: FlipsideSunday: Casey Donahew Band, Cooper Meza Band

Tucson Live Music Space125 W. Ventura St.Friday: Man Bites Dog, The ColtranesSunday: The River Monks

Old Town Artisans201 N. Court AveThursday: Friday: Greg Morton BandSaturday: Oscar Fuentes, Miss Lana Rebel, Kevin Michael MayfieldSunday: DJ Carl & guest DJs

The Parish6453 N. Oracle Rd.(520) 797-1233Friday: JMC & His Wooden Hearts

RJ’s Replays Sports Pub and Grub5769. E. Speedway Blvd.(520) 495-5136Friday: Vices and Virtues

Skybox5605 E. River Road.(520) 529-7180Friday: 80’s & Gentlemen

Irish Pub9155 E. Tanque Verde Rd.(520) 749-2299Friday: The RailbirdzSaturday: Billy Templeton

The Rock136 N. Park Ave(520) 629-9211Saturday: Flyleaf, Drowning Pool, Battle of the BandsSunday: Flyleaf, Drowning Pool

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All Tucsonans come join in the excitement at the “TOP HOPS Home Brew challenge”

At 6:00 p.m. on April 6th at Thunder Canyon Brewery at the Foothills Mall, appreciating your local firefighters is as easy as enjoying tasty food, live music, and unique Arizona brews.

Great brewers from across Arizona won’t be the only ones looking to

quench your thirst. Your Tucson firefighters will also be serving you with their own fiery homemade brews and fighting for the prize of having their beer kegged and tapped at Thunder Canyon Brewery.

Starting as a simple firefighter brew contest, the “TOP HOPS Home Brew Challenge” has grown into a blow-out festival offering micro brews from many vendors

like: Thunder Canyon Brewery, Borderlands Brewery, Four Peaks Brewing,1055 Brewery, Santa Fe Brewery, Sentinel Peak Brewery, Dragoon Brewery , Grand Canyon Brewery, Barrio Brewery, Big Sky Brewery, and more to come!

And with great beer comes great live music, like The Northwest Firefighters Pipes and Drums, Local Pipes and Drums Groups, The Sound Bites, Cooper Meza, and

Sweet Pain.

If you’re a fine beer connoisseur or just thirsty and love your community, then come to the “TOP HOPS Home Brew Challenge.” All proceeds benefit the Northwest Firefighter’s Charities and charities of other participating Fire departments. Come support your community by having a good brew. Your local firefighters would love it if you came, and so would you.

"TOP HOPS HOME BREW CHALLENGE"