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1 00:02:30,964 --> 00:02:32,795 They don't look very happy. 2 00:02:36,303 --> 00:02:38,703 Why should they? They just got married. 3 00:02:47,814 --> 00:02:50,647 -I hope you enjoy your trip, Mr. Wallace. -Thank you. 4 00:02:50,717 --> 00:02:53,151 -And your wife of course. -Thanks a lot. 5 00:02:53,353 --> 00:02:55,947 I suppose I've got Maurice to thank for this. 6 00:02:57,691 --> 00:02:59,181 What are you doing? 7 00:02:59,726 --> 00:03:02,786 Just trying to discover where the strings are attached. 8 00:03:02,863 --> 00:03:05,388 "Hope you have a nice trip, Mr. Wallace." 9 00:03:05,899 --> 00:03:07,127 And my wife. 10 00:03:08,835 --> 00:03:12,293 You're too suspicious about Maurice. What harm did he ever do us? 11 00:03:12,372 --> 00:03:13,634 He hounds us. 12 00:03:13,807 --> 00:03:15,900 He hounds us? Nonsense. 13 00:03:16,243 --> 00:03:19,542 Mr. Maurice Dalbret for you, Mr. Wallace, from Saint-Tropez. 14 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,404

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100:02:30,964 --> 00:02:32,795They don't look very happy.

200:02:36,303 --> 00:02:38,703Why should they? They just got married.

300:02:47,814 --> 00:02:50,647-I hope you enjoy your trip, Mr. Wallace.-Thank you.

400:02:50,717 --> 00:02:53,151-And your wife of course.-Thanks a lot.

500:02:53,353 --> 00:02:55,947I suppose I've got Mauriceto thank for this.

600:02:57,691 --> 00:02:59,181What are you doing?

700:02:59,726 --> 00:03:02,786Just trying to discoverwhere the strings are attached.

800:03:02,863 --> 00:03:05,388"Hope you have a nice trip, Mr. Wallace."

900:03:05,899 --> 00:03:07,127And my wife.

1000:03:08,835 --> 00:03:12,293You're too suspicious about Maurice.What harm did he ever do us?

1100:03:12,372 --> 00:03:13,634He hounds us.

1200:03:13,807 --> 00:03:15,900He hounds us? Nonsense.

1300:03:16,243 --> 00:03:19,542Mr. Maurice Dalbret for you, Mr. Wallace,from Saint-Tropez.

1400:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,404

He hounds us.

1500:03:26,686 --> 00:03:27,983I told you.

1600:03:29,556 --> 00:03:31,888Of course we could have flown direct.

1700:03:32,025 --> 00:03:34,357But we wanted to havea few days on our own.

1800:03:34,427 --> 00:03:36,224<i>-Can I help you?-London, please.</i>

1900:03:36,329 --> 00:03:37,557Joanna and me.

2000:03:38,465 --> 00:03:39,955My wife.

2100:03:42,035 --> 00:03:45,368lt's too late to change.Anyway, I want the car down there.

2200:03:45,472 --> 00:03:48,532Yes, my darling. Of course I will.

2300:03:49,643 --> 00:03:52,840-Of course I won't.-Nothing is gonna fall down.

2400:03:54,714 --> 00:03:57,877-We have to fly.-And you'll take care of Granny.

2500:03:58,251 --> 00:04:00,913And Nanny, too. Take care of everyone.

2600:04:01,254 --> 00:04:04,348But that makes nonsenseof the whole spatial concept.

2700:04:06,026 --> 00:04:09,086Spatial concept.

2800:04:09,996 --> 00:04:12,328lt messes up the whole lousy design.

2900:04:13,166 --> 00:04:14,997I'll see you in three days.

3000:04:19,239 --> 00:04:20,501Who is it now?

3100:04:23,210 --> 00:04:25,542Caroline Wallace. Your daughter.

3200:04:25,712 --> 00:04:27,179Oh, Caroline.

3300:04:29,683 --> 00:04:32,516Hello, how's my little girl?

3400:04:35,355 --> 00:04:36,515Cigarettes?

3500:04:47,234 --> 00:04:48,929You bring your passport?

3600:04:55,642 --> 00:04:57,234Look, I'm sorry, but l....

3700:04:57,310 --> 00:05:00,473We'll have to turn back.I've left my passport.

3800:05:00,580 --> 00:05:02,241I'm sorry, sir. Are you sure?

3900:05:02,315 --> 00:05:04,943Yes, I've got to goto a most important conference--

4000:05:05,051 --> 00:05:07,986Mark Wallace, 33 years old.Occupation: architect.

4100:05:13,560 --> 00:05:16,120Now how aboutgetting me some cigarettes?

4200:05:27,140 --> 00:05:28,300Thank you.

4300:05:28,508 --> 00:05:31,204-lt's just that Maurice---Managed to persuade you...

4400:05:31,278 --> 00:05:34,406that we have to get to Saint-Tropezby the day before yesterday.

4500:05:34,481 --> 00:05:36,472Why do you always get taken in?

4600:05:36,750 --> 00:05:38,877Baby, that's how it is, okay?

4700:05:43,590 --> 00:05:46,320You want me not to work?ls that what you want?

4800:05:49,929 --> 00:05:52,420Just wish that you'd stop sniping.

4900:05:53,400 --> 00:05:54,992I haven't said a word.

5000:05:55,135 --> 00:05:58,901Just because you use a silencerdoesn't mean you're not a sniper.

5100:06:02,008 --> 00:06:05,171We're not going on like thisfor the rest of our lives.

5200:06:32,038 --> 00:06:35,166<i>You haven't been happysince the day we met, have you?</i>

5300:06:36,609 --> 00:06:40,101<i>lf only you were 10 years youngerand you knew what you know now.</i>

5400:06:40,180 --> 00:06:41,943You can say that again.

55

00:07:19,352 --> 00:07:22,378I wonder if anybody's picked upthe wrong passport.

5600:07:24,190 --> 00:07:26,818Excuse me, do you mind,I'm looking for a passport.

5700:07:26,893 --> 00:07:29,726-I look in your bag, sir?-lt's not in my bag.

5800:07:29,829 --> 00:07:32,354-Somebody must have taken it.-I doubt that, sir.

5900:07:32,465 --> 00:07:36,401You know what a British passport'sworth on the black market in Naples?

6000:07:36,503 --> 00:07:37,527?00 at least.

6100:07:37,670 --> 00:07:40,696-This is France.-I've not got the latest figures for France.

6200:07:40,807 --> 00:07:45,244I can see myself stuck on this boat for life,going backwards and forwards.

6300:07:45,745 --> 00:07:47,337Hey, would it be your doing?

6400:07:47,414 --> 00:07:50,679That's nice. You leave somethingfor two seconds and....

6500:07:54,854 --> 00:07:56,685-Thanks.-You're welcome.

6600:08:14,107 --> 00:08:18,066<i>There was a time when you were gladto be married to me. Early on.</i>

6700:08:18,878 --> 00:08:23,679<i>Remember the first trip we made when

we had wheels of our own, the old MG?</i>

6800:08:23,750 --> 00:08:26,548<i>Which birthday of mine was ityou gave yourself that?</i>

6900:08:26,619 --> 00:08:28,348<i>Was it our anniversary?</i>

7000:08:28,588 --> 00:08:32,115<i>Anyway, we were just going todrive and drive and see where we got to.</i>

7100:08:32,225 --> 00:08:34,955<i>A couple of kidswith not a care in the world.</i>

7200:08:37,363 --> 00:08:40,059Hold your breath,we've got a long way to go.

7300:09:12,499 --> 00:09:14,797What we need is a small push.

7400:09:30,717 --> 00:09:31,775Come on.

7500:09:34,587 --> 00:09:35,781Let's go.

7600:09:37,757 --> 00:09:39,315That's it. Very good.

7700:09:40,260 --> 00:09:41,284Faster.

7800:09:43,162 --> 00:09:44,254Come on.

7900:09:44,631 --> 00:09:45,655Faster.

8000:09:58,478 --> 00:10:00,105Remember me? Joanna?

8100:10:00,680 --> 00:10:03,308

-What's the matter?-Hear that? lt's a donk.

8200:10:04,951 --> 00:10:06,816A donk? What kind of a donk?

8300:10:06,920 --> 00:10:09,480A medium-sized, slightly unhealthy donk.

8400:10:15,128 --> 00:10:18,689<i>When did it all start to go wrong?Was it in the MG?</i>

8500:10:19,198 --> 00:10:20,961<i>Our first bust-up.</i>

8600:10:21,267 --> 00:10:23,531<i>I thought we were quite happy in the MG.</i>

8700:10:26,172 --> 00:10:28,766lt's what I call real independence,don't you?

8800:10:28,841 --> 00:10:31,776I can still hear that damn donk. Hear it?

8900:10:32,312 --> 00:10:33,336Donk.

9000:10:34,614 --> 00:10:36,275lt's in the engine.

9100:10:36,983 --> 00:10:38,041Right.

9200:10:53,199 --> 00:10:57,192This is the first afternoonI've spent in natural light in over a year.

9300:10:57,537 --> 00:11:00,131The time I get home from workit's pitch black.

9400:11:00,206 --> 00:11:02,367Originally you said you liked basements.

95

00:11:02,475 --> 00:11:04,466Originally I liked basements.

9600:11:04,544 --> 00:11:07,638I think we were damn luckyto get the place, frankly.

9700:11:09,849 --> 00:11:12,818I think we'll be damn luckyto get out of it, frankly.

9800:11:12,885 --> 00:11:15,683lf you want to livein one half of a suburban shoebox...

9900:11:15,788 --> 00:11:18,052like your parents,you married the wrong man.

10000:11:18,157 --> 00:11:21,320I don't want to livein one half of a suburban shoebox.

10100:11:23,896 --> 00:11:26,296And I married the wrong man.

10200:11:28,167 --> 00:11:29,794Do you want a divorce?

10300:11:32,739 --> 00:11:36,368Why do we keep on with this farce?ls it bloody worth it?

10400:11:36,709 --> 00:11:38,074No, it isn't.

10500:11:38,344 --> 00:11:41,575-lt was your idea, you wanted it.-And I got it.

10600:11:45,885 --> 00:11:47,876Yes, it is worth it sometimes.

10700:11:50,023 --> 00:11:51,513Only not now.

10800:11:51,891 --> 00:11:54,883

I don't know what you ever saw in mein the first place.

10900:11:54,994 --> 00:11:56,655I can't really remember.

11000:11:58,097 --> 00:12:00,497You had hair in those days, of course.

11100:12:04,070 --> 00:12:07,767<i>I don't think we had any kind of real,you know, in the MG...</i>

11200:12:08,041 --> 00:12:09,201<i>bust-up.</i>

11300:12:11,544 --> 00:12:15,913Look, if you really want big houses,fast cars, hot and cold running, servants....

11400:12:16,015 --> 00:12:17,209Who wants that?

11500:12:17,283 --> 00:12:20,013I know what you want.You want big houses, fast cars.

11600:12:20,086 --> 00:12:22,213You're right. There is a donk.

11700:12:22,588 --> 00:12:24,556There is? I thought there was.

11800:12:24,624 --> 00:12:28,253Right there. There's something loosewithout a question.

11900:12:28,361 --> 00:12:30,352lf there is, you loosened it.

12000:12:31,798 --> 00:12:33,732Try and keep out of the lower gears.

12100:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,791You try keeping out of the lower gears.

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00:12:35,902 --> 00:12:36,960Go on.

12300:12:38,271 --> 00:12:40,398You're mad, you know that?

12400:12:40,606 --> 00:12:41,971Let me get that.

12500:12:45,211 --> 00:12:47,270See, no donk if you're careful.

12600:12:58,791 --> 00:13:00,383Oh, shut up.

12700:13:06,532 --> 00:13:07,965I hate this.

12800:13:09,635 --> 00:13:11,364I can't see a....

12900:13:12,872 --> 00:13:14,897I got oil in my eye now.

13000:13:15,975 --> 00:13:17,875I could quit happily.

13100:13:18,444 --> 00:13:21,538-How is it down there?-Pitch black!

13200:13:22,982 --> 00:13:25,542This exhaust pipe is so rusty I could....

13300:13:26,953 --> 00:13:28,580lf I could just see.

13400:13:28,654 --> 00:13:31,282Difficult doing things in the dark, isn't it?

13500:13:31,390 --> 00:13:33,483We cannot afford a new flat.

13600:13:33,926 --> 00:13:37,555On our present budget,we can't even afford a new exhaust pipe.

13700:13:38,264 --> 00:13:41,631You really ought to tryavoiding the lower gears, you know.

13800:13:42,168 --> 00:13:45,262Why don't you put a very British sock in it.

13900:13:45,338 --> 00:13:47,932Why don't you put a hard-boiled egg in it.

14000:13:55,681 --> 00:13:58,309-That fixed it.-You mean that's fixed it?

14100:13:59,118 --> 00:14:00,608Or that's fixed it?

14200:14:01,254 --> 00:14:03,085Ask me in an hour's time.

14300:14:03,422 --> 00:14:06,357<i>You shouldn't have bought an MG,you should've bought a tractor.</i>

14400:14:06,459 --> 00:14:09,826<i>I'll never forget you sittingin that chauffeur-driven tractor.</i>

14500:14:09,929 --> 00:14:13,092<i>I'd never spoken to youand I thought you looked insufferable.</i>

14600:14:13,166 --> 00:14:17,432<i>The girls were patty about youand so, Heaven knows, were you.</i>

14700:14:25,378 --> 00:14:27,972Oh, man, what are we going to do?

14800:14:28,047 --> 00:14:30,106We'll never get there in time.

14900:14:30,616 --> 00:14:31,981Hey, look there.

150

00:15:24,003 --> 00:15:25,630You're improving, Pat.

15100:15:26,839 --> 00:15:29,171-What's the matter with you?-Nothing.

15200:15:29,375 --> 00:15:31,036Oh, everything.

15300:15:31,577 --> 00:15:33,568I don't think travel agrees with me.

15400:15:33,679 --> 00:15:37,080-I hope it isn't measles.-I've had measles, clever.

15500:15:38,517 --> 00:15:40,348lt must be something else.

15600:15:42,521 --> 00:15:44,512Oh, no.

15700:15:45,925 --> 00:15:48,223Chickenpox. No question.

15800:15:50,429 --> 00:15:52,761That's messed everything up completely.

15900:15:52,865 --> 00:15:55,527Messed what up?I mean, what do you want exactly?

16000:15:55,601 --> 00:15:57,933We're supposed to begoing on holiday together.

16100:15:58,037 --> 00:16:01,495Then onto the music festival at Menton.Middle of the month.

16200:16:01,707 --> 00:16:03,698What we do now, I don't know.

16300:16:03,943 --> 00:16:05,376Golly, nor do l.

16400:16:14,053 --> 00:16:15,782And then there were four.

16500:16:17,290 --> 00:16:19,349Only one thing to do, I suppose.

16600:16:19,892 --> 00:16:22,122Let's see who's left in the morning.

16700:16:24,063 --> 00:16:25,587Good plan.

16800:16:37,376 --> 00:16:40,903-How are you this morning?-I'm very well.

16900:16:40,980 --> 00:16:43,448-How are you?-Very well, indeed.

17000:16:44,817 --> 00:16:47,877And the others?

17100:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,953I'm afraid it's been a nightfull of casualties.

17200:16:53,426 --> 00:16:55,417I am sorry.

17300:16:56,395 --> 00:16:59,796I think we should leave them the Minibusand press on.

17400:17:00,132 --> 00:17:03,226-Does that appeal to you?-How can you be so callous?

17500:17:06,439 --> 00:17:08,100When do we leave?

17600:17:08,407 --> 00:17:09,999Whenever you're ready.

17700:17:10,843 --> 00:17:13,471-I thought you went to the doctor's.

-I drove the others.

17800:17:13,579 --> 00:17:15,911-Nothing wrong with me.-You positive?

17900:17:16,615 --> 00:17:18,913-That feeling can be very deceptive.-Right.

18000:17:18,985 --> 00:17:21,453I've had chickenpox, when I was 12.

18100:17:21,787 --> 00:17:25,518We're not taking the bus. We'll leave itfor the others when they're better.

18200:17:25,624 --> 00:17:28,491-We thought we'd hitchhike.-I love hitchhiking.

18300:17:29,195 --> 00:17:32,528-I won't be in the way, will l?-Whatever gave you that idea?

18400:17:32,631 --> 00:17:35,600Where do you thinkwe'll get to by tonight? There?

18500:17:39,338 --> 00:17:42,136-There.-We can do better than that, can't we?

18600:17:42,208 --> 00:17:43,436Can we?

18700:18:06,799 --> 00:18:08,994-Lambs.-I guessed.

18800:18:09,068 --> 00:18:10,797Well, aren't they sweet?

18900:18:16,208 --> 00:18:19,041-lt's a shame about Jackie, isn't it?-lsn't it?

190

00:18:19,311 --> 00:18:22,644I suppose you'd have preferredif I'd got the chickenpox.

19100:18:25,651 --> 00:18:30,020-You don't have to stay with me.-Listen, sweetheart, let's get this straight.

19200:18:30,089 --> 00:18:33,081I have absolutely no intentionof staying with you.

19300:18:33,259 --> 00:18:36,422I don't know what your plans are,but I have a schedule.

19400:18:37,196 --> 00:18:39,528I am not, whatever you may be,on holiday.

19500:18:39,598 --> 00:18:42,260-I understand.-I'm here strictly for the buildings.

19600:18:42,368 --> 00:18:46,099Anything else is entirely by the way.I haven't a minute to waste.

19700:18:46,705 --> 00:18:49,333-My time is organized.-You're on a schedule.

19800:18:49,608 --> 00:18:51,542lt's quite a tight schedule.

19900:18:51,844 --> 00:18:54,938Did you remember to pick upyour passport this morning?

20000:19:26,812 --> 00:19:30,578lf there's one thing I really despise,it's an indispensable woman.

20100:19:43,796 --> 00:19:46,492Nobody knows the namesof the men who made it.

20200:19:49,502 --> 00:19:51,663

To make something as exquisite as this...

20300:19:51,770 --> 00:19:55,069without wanting to smashyour stupid name all over it....

20400:19:55,141 --> 00:19:56,608Would you want to?

20500:19:57,576 --> 00:20:00,568All you hear about nowadaysis people making names...

20600:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,240not things.

20700:20:10,689 --> 00:20:12,782Sorry, do you want meto take your picture?

20800:20:12,858 --> 00:20:16,123-No.-This is really a three-dimensional camera.

20900:20:16,695 --> 00:20:19,664lt's meant for photographingthree-dimensional subjects.

21000:20:19,965 --> 00:20:22,490I'm three-dimensional, as a matter of fact.

21100:20:22,701 --> 00:20:24,669lt's basically for buildings.

21200:20:25,437 --> 00:20:27,166Well, I'm not a building.

21300:20:40,186 --> 00:20:43,178We won't have to waste a minutestopping for lunch.

21400:20:43,489 --> 00:20:46,287The trouble with women isthey try to label you...

21500:20:46,358 --> 00:20:48,053put you in a pigeonhole.

21600:20:49,361 --> 00:20:51,329What they don't realize is...

21700:20:52,798 --> 00:20:55,961the only thing that fits in a pigeonholeis a pigeon.

21800:20:57,002 --> 00:20:59,027Marriage is all they ever think about.

21900:20:59,138 --> 00:21:02,005I don't intend to get marriedfor at least 40 years.

22000:21:08,247 --> 00:21:12,081lt's not that I have anything against sex.lt's contracts I don't go for.

22100:21:12,184 --> 00:21:15,153Promise of long service and good conduct.Are you a virgin?

22200:21:15,521 --> 00:21:17,751Thought you were. Could always tell.

22300:21:18,023 --> 00:21:19,320Congratulations.

22400:21:19,391 --> 00:21:22,258I was two yearsat the University of Chicago.

22500:21:22,361 --> 00:21:24,352Studying virgin detection?

22600:21:25,497 --> 00:21:28,398Only at night school.Architecture during the day.

22700:21:28,734 --> 00:21:31,259I always thought American womenwould be different.

22800:21:31,370 --> 00:21:33,861I thought they'd brokenthe inhibitions barrier...

22900:21:33,939 --> 00:21:35,770and it was all one long sex feast.

23000:21:35,874 --> 00:21:38,069-No?-But no.

23100:21:38,244 --> 00:21:40,940The nicely brought-up American girlplays cool and modern...

23200:21:41,046 --> 00:21:44,015but what she wantsis what her grandmother wanted:

23300:21:45,284 --> 00:21:48,412your head stuffed and mountedon the living room wall.

23400:21:50,689 --> 00:21:54,853And if you don't want it that way,you can take your loving self elsewhere...

23500:21:55,027 --> 00:21:56,961speaking quite generally, of course.

23600:21:57,062 --> 00:21:59,530Of course. Who was she?

23700:22:01,867 --> 00:22:03,266What do you mean?

23800:22:04,403 --> 00:22:07,236Her name was Cathy Seligman,if you must know.

23900:22:07,573 --> 00:22:10,872She was selfish, grasping, philistine...

24000:22:11,110 --> 00:22:15,103materialistic, stubborn, opinionated.I was crazy about her.

24100:22:15,481 --> 00:22:17,472Lucky for you, you'll never meet her.

24200:22:17,583 --> 00:22:20,643She's nowMrs. Howard Maxwell Manchester.

24300:22:22,221 --> 00:22:24,553I always knew you two had to meet.

24400:22:24,757 --> 00:22:28,625"There's only one drawback," Howard said."We'll have to go to Greece."

24500:22:29,762 --> 00:22:31,662-Remember saying that?-Yes.

24600:22:31,764 --> 00:22:35,222Drawback! Of course, I absolutely flipped!

24700:22:36,568 --> 00:22:37,830Howie, come on.

24800:22:38,170 --> 00:22:39,933The first thing we thought of...

24900:22:40,005 --> 00:22:43,236landing in Jolly Oldwas getting in touch with you.

25000:22:43,342 --> 00:22:47,301I never thought that you newlywedswould want to travel with us ancients.

25100:22:47,413 --> 00:22:49,973We don't care who we travel with, frankly.

25200:22:50,182 --> 00:22:52,514-Oh, come on.-Hey, tell me something.

25300:22:53,619 --> 00:22:55,951Mommy, do snakes have nipples?

25400:22:56,355 --> 00:22:58,755No, they don't, Ruthie. Do they, Howie?

25500:23:00,025 --> 00:23:01,617

No, they don't.

25600:23:02,328 --> 00:23:04,922Ruthie is hooked on nature.

25700:23:04,997 --> 00:23:07,864lt's wonderful you two kidswere free to come with us.

25800:23:07,966 --> 00:23:11,925I just know that we're all going to beterribly terrific friends.

25900:23:12,671 --> 00:23:16,334You know that Markused to be my favorite beau.

26000:23:16,442 --> 00:23:17,807Second favorite.

26100:23:19,845 --> 00:23:21,608Favorite favorite.

26200:23:22,047 --> 00:23:24,811That was before you cameon the scenario, Howard.

26300:23:24,883 --> 00:23:26,544Of course.

26400:23:27,319 --> 00:23:28,786Why don't they?

26500:23:29,488 --> 00:23:31,149Why don't who what?

26600:23:31,390 --> 00:23:33,187Snakes have nipples?

26700:23:35,627 --> 00:23:37,527Because they lay eggs.

26800:23:39,465 --> 00:23:42,195Did you remember to packthe anti-snake serum?

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00:23:43,068 --> 00:23:44,228Good.

27000:23:44,403 --> 00:23:47,304Mark, do you remember David Lewinsohn?

27100:23:47,539 --> 00:23:50,133-No? David?-lt's Woody Lewinsohn.

27200:23:50,409 --> 00:23:53,640He's become a very fine physicianin New York City.

27300:23:53,712 --> 00:23:54,736I remember.

27400:23:54,847 --> 00:23:56,974He taught Howardhow to treat snake bites.

27500:23:57,049 --> 00:24:00,314How to inject the serum subcutaneouslyand all that.

27600:24:00,552 --> 00:24:03,680-We've invested over $50---$60.

27700:24:04,022 --> 00:24:06,752$60 in anti-snake equipment.

27800:24:07,059 --> 00:24:10,051Well, I sure hopesomebody gets bitten by a snake.

27900:24:14,199 --> 00:24:17,930That's my 100 exactly. Now, let me see.

28000:24:19,838 --> 00:24:21,738Mark, it's you to drive.

28100:24:22,074 --> 00:24:25,043So we change placesand that's all there is to it.

28200:24:41,126 --> 00:24:42,718

I'm hungry.

28300:24:43,028 --> 00:24:46,020I think Howard's wonderfulthe way he organizes everything.

28400:24:46,098 --> 00:24:49,465He's not an efficiency consultantfor nothing, are you, sweetness?

28500:24:49,568 --> 00:24:52,435lf he werehe wouldn't be married to you, honey.

28600:24:52,771 --> 00:24:56,366-I'm hungry.-Hand me that guidebook, sugar.

28700:24:57,643 --> 00:25:00,908-Thanks.-I want to eat something now.

28800:25:00,979 --> 00:25:04,574lf you want to ruin your lunch,Ruthiebelle, you can.

28900:25:05,918 --> 00:25:09,718We believe in leaving thingsto Ruthie's own free decision.

29000:25:10,289 --> 00:25:12,257Does that key make the car go?

29100:25:14,293 --> 00:25:15,555Sort of.

29200:25:17,396 --> 00:25:19,296Ruthie, that hurt Mommy.

29300:25:19,398 --> 00:25:21,730Did you see what she did?She pinched me.

29400:25:21,800 --> 00:25:25,133Yes, she probably thinksyou're excluding her, honeybunch.

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00:25:25,604 --> 00:25:26,832She needs reassuring.

29600:25:26,972 --> 00:25:29,770lf she does it again,I'll need hospitalization.

29700:25:29,975 --> 00:25:31,738Yes, well, we're covered.

29800:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,105Have you ever been in analysis?

29900:25:37,349 --> 00:25:38,407No.

30000:25:39,351 --> 00:25:41,148lt can be very worthwhile.

30100:25:42,955 --> 00:25:44,923Should I tell you a story, Ruthie?

30200:25:45,991 --> 00:25:48,789-Joanna, thank you.-There we are, love.

30300:25:49,995 --> 00:25:51,656Come on, Ruthie.

30400:25:52,531 --> 00:25:55,796Well, well, well.Quite like old times, Mr. Wallace.

30500:26:06,144 --> 00:26:09,204I see what you mean aboutrearranging the luggage, Marcus.

30600:26:09,314 --> 00:26:12,442-Thought you might, Howie.-Wow! That's a real sun.

30700:26:12,518 --> 00:26:15,009We're getting way down south, honey.

30800:26:15,120 --> 00:26:18,954Mommy, I'm hungry.I want to eat something now.

30900:26:19,458 --> 00:26:21,449I don't want anything to eat.

31000:26:24,196 --> 00:26:27,188I think she's going to bea little late fixating.

31100:26:28,967 --> 00:26:31,834She felt we hurried her.Why don't we all relax?

31200:26:31,904 --> 00:26:35,169Marcus, I've been meaningto say about expenses...

31300:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,731I think I've come up with a formula.

31400:26:41,513 --> 00:26:44,744lf you're agreeable, we'll call Ruthie a half.

31500:26:45,217 --> 00:26:49,677ln which event, we can most efficaciouslydivide everything into nine parts...

31600:26:50,155 --> 00:26:53,647and split them in the ratio of five to four.

31700:26:54,560 --> 00:26:59,020Yes, I think that's the final breakdownon this morning's expenses.

31800:26:59,164 --> 00:27:02,190-Mark, if you care to check it.-I believe you.

31900:27:02,401 --> 00:27:04,028Well, shall we go?

32000:27:06,905 --> 00:27:09,032You don't like my house, do you?

32100:27:09,107 --> 00:27:12,440Very handsome. Split-level.Market at ?5,000. I like it a lot.

32200:27:12,544 --> 00:27:15,536lt's beautiful, Ruthie.Come on, sweetheart.

32300:27:15,681 --> 00:27:19,742-I want to take my house with me.-She's feeling insecure, only natural.

32400:27:19,851 --> 00:27:23,048-Come on, sweetness.-I'd like to take my house with me.

32500:27:26,458 --> 00:27:27,857I want it!

32600:27:28,460 --> 00:27:32,794Ruthie, this time I have to say no.And I mean, no. Now, no.

32700:27:38,737 --> 00:27:43,436lt's very reassuring at timesto retain a certain flexibility of attitude.

32800:27:44,743 --> 00:27:48,770Howard has a tremendously maturequality. That's what I love about him.

32900:27:49,047 --> 00:27:51,038He has quiet assurance.

33000:27:52,818 --> 00:27:56,777-Don't you think he has quiet assurance?-Very quiet assurance.

33100:27:56,888 --> 00:27:58,788He's the husband type.

33200:27:59,391 --> 00:28:02,326You were always the lover type.I guess you still are.

33300:28:02,427 --> 00:28:05,260I've been married to Joannafor nearly two years.

33400:28:05,330 --> 00:28:09,130But your relationship is basically volatile.

Anyone can see that.

33500:28:09,401 --> 00:28:12,837Joanna, I don't want you to feel badlyabout what happened just now.

33600:28:12,938 --> 00:28:16,271-lt doesn't really matter.-I think it does matter, Joanna.

33700:28:16,575 --> 00:28:18,805You resent Ruthie, don't you?

33800:28:18,910 --> 00:28:21,504-A little spilt wine.-You misunderstand me.

33900:28:21,613 --> 00:28:25,777You resent her because she representsthe child you want to have.

34000:28:30,355 --> 00:28:33,449All right,we are 1 7 minutes behind schedule.

34100:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,593Marcus, you have 53 kilometers still to go.

34200:28:37,663 --> 00:28:39,790-Okay.-lt's hot.

34300:28:40,799 --> 00:28:42,528Sweetheart, I hate to say it...

34400:28:42,634 --> 00:28:45,102but we should've left the carunder the sun shelter.

34500:28:45,170 --> 00:28:47,604I know, sugarbush. Let's move it, Marcus.

34600:28:52,778 --> 00:28:55,975-What is it, candyface?-I'm hungry.

34700:29:05,057 --> 00:29:07,992

Very funny, isn't it?But I happen to have a schedule.

34800:29:08,060 --> 00:29:12,053The trouble is, there's two of us.That's the basis of the whole trouble.

34900:29:12,964 --> 00:29:17,833lf I ever have a car, I swear I'll never passa single hitchhiker as long as I live.

35000:29:27,079 --> 00:29:29,138Must we dice with death?

35100:29:33,852 --> 00:29:37,652Since when has this cargot only two speeds, 1 10 and stop?

35200:29:37,723 --> 00:29:41,352-I'll tell you what, you drive.-I'll tell you what, I'll walk.

35300:29:41,426 --> 00:29:42,916Okay, walk!

35400:29:44,162 --> 00:29:46,392Come on, Jo, don't be silly.

35500:29:49,034 --> 00:29:52,231You'd be far better off on your own,wouldn't you?

35600:29:52,337 --> 00:29:54,202Oh, not again, Joanna!

35700:29:54,272 --> 00:29:57,264You want to get on, I know.Maurice is waiting.

35800:29:57,375 --> 00:29:58,672Let him wait.

35900:29:58,744 --> 00:30:01,611He's got you on a line.All he has to do is reel you in.

36000:30:01,713 --> 00:30:05,114

Shut up about Maurice. lf it weren'tfor him, you know what we'd be?

36100:30:05,217 --> 00:30:06,343-Happy!-Broke.

36200:30:06,418 --> 00:30:07,544Broke and happy.

36300:30:07,619 --> 00:30:10,087You wanna go back to living in a cellar?You hated it.

36400:30:10,188 --> 00:30:12,281-I loved it.-You hated it.

36500:30:13,058 --> 00:30:14,457I hated it.

36600:30:15,026 --> 00:30:17,586I hate being at other people'sbeck and call.

36700:30:17,696 --> 00:30:21,029As soon as someone becks or calls,I resent it, that's all.

36800:30:21,099 --> 00:30:23,294Okay, you run the show. You handle it.

36900:30:23,401 --> 00:30:26,962You worry about the house, the flat,Nanny, and Mrs. Rathbone.

37000:30:27,072 --> 00:30:29,097I don't want any of them.

37100:30:29,207 --> 00:30:32,802Do l? Am I the one that wantsenamel sports watches?

37200:30:34,279 --> 00:30:37,077Take your watch. I don't want it.I don't want anything.

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00:30:37,149 --> 00:30:40,983Why is it, when you give a woman whatshe wants, she gets so bloody minded?

37400:30:41,086 --> 00:30:44,783You don't give me what I want.You give me what you want to give me.

37500:30:45,957 --> 00:30:47,754Joanna, your watch.

37600:30:49,127 --> 00:30:50,924Joanna, I love you.

37700:31:08,213 --> 00:31:10,545Come on, Maurice is waiting.

37800:31:11,483 --> 00:31:12,677Bitch.

37900:31:14,219 --> 00:31:17,677Listen, sweetheart.We're not going to make it together. See?

38000:31:17,789 --> 00:31:20,553We don't get the breaks.So this is the kiss off.

38100:31:20,659 --> 00:31:23,127You take the high road,I'll take the low road.

38200:31:23,195 --> 00:31:25,993We'll see who gets in wherebefore who. Okay?

38300:31:26,731 --> 00:31:30,690lf we meet again, great.lf not, happy holidays.

38400:31:31,203 --> 00:31:33,296No hard feelings, but....

38500:31:33,371 --> 00:31:35,396-You have a schedule.-Right.

386

00:32:28,226 --> 00:32:31,218What happened to your slick friendin the Alfa Romeo?

38700:32:31,296 --> 00:32:34,424I told him I was in love with you,so he put me down.

38800:32:45,644 --> 00:32:48,545-I warn you....-Don't.

38900:33:07,465 --> 00:33:09,831What would you say to a cup of coffee?

39000:34:00,018 --> 00:34:03,818What kind of people would sit like thatwithout a word to say to each other?

39100:34:03,888 --> 00:34:05,480Married people?

39200:34:18,870 --> 00:34:21,498This is definitely against my principles.

39300:34:22,674 --> 00:34:26,166Good. I wouldn't like to thinkit happened all the time.

39400:34:26,544 --> 00:34:30,844I had absolutely no intentionof sleeping in hotels.

39500:34:34,085 --> 00:34:35,518You didn't?

39600:34:36,388 --> 00:34:39,721Hell, no. What do you think I broughta sleeping sack for?

39700:34:40,759 --> 00:34:43,091I hadn't seriously thought about it.

39800:34:53,004 --> 00:34:55,700-Who are you?-Some girl.

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00:35:08,420 --> 00:35:09,853Sleep well?

40000:35:10,021 --> 00:35:13,184I think that room wasover the plate-smashing annex.

40100:35:13,758 --> 00:35:16,249My days for roughing it are over.

40200:35:16,428 --> 00:35:20,296Next time, get Maurice to reserve usa room if you can't remember yourself...

40300:35:20,398 --> 00:35:24,892preferably with a carpet, andsomething else in the hot tap besides....

40400:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,480All right, now when we're ready...

40500:35:37,582 --> 00:35:39,880it's Joanna in the hot seat...

40600:35:40,218 --> 00:35:43,051and Catherine the Great, the co-driver.Okay?

40700:35:45,790 --> 00:35:49,556We've still got three weeks to go,so you may as well make the best of it.

40800:35:49,627 --> 00:35:51,959Believe it or not,I am making the best of it.

40900:35:52,063 --> 00:35:54,156-You wanted to come.-Okay.

41000:35:55,900 --> 00:35:59,165Mommy, I don't want Joannato look at me.

41100:35:59,838 --> 00:36:01,965Ruthie, don't be so silly.

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00:36:03,174 --> 00:36:05,438Joanna, may I say something?

41300:36:05,777 --> 00:36:08,837This may soundabsolutely ridiculous to you.

41400:36:09,047 --> 00:36:12,949I know that you love Ruthie,but she doesn't seem to realize it.

41500:36:13,017 --> 00:36:15,611I don't think you're getting through to her.

41600:36:15,687 --> 00:36:18,884She's gotten the ideathat you are hostile to her.

41700:36:19,624 --> 00:36:21,649May I make a suggestion?

41800:36:22,961 --> 00:36:25,521Why don't you woo her a little bit?

41900:36:26,464 --> 00:36:29,558-Woo her?-That's right, woo her a little bit.

42000:36:29,901 --> 00:36:33,530Okay. Let's get this show on the road.

42100:36:35,006 --> 00:36:36,997Ruthie, honey. Come on.

42200:36:45,683 --> 00:36:49,050lt has running hot and cold, bath...

42300:36:49,988 --> 00:36:52,821free garage, telephone...

42400:36:54,859 --> 00:36:58,386and transistor radios are not allowedin the dining room.

42500:36:58,530 --> 00:37:00,930Sounds minimal, but I'll buy it.

42600:37:01,032 --> 00:37:03,330I don't want to go to a hotel.

42700:37:03,401 --> 00:37:06,859Our little home for the night, sweetness.Of course, you do.

42800:37:06,938 --> 00:37:08,428I don't.

42900:37:18,283 --> 00:37:21,252May I have the keys back now, please?

43000:37:21,352 --> 00:37:22,376No!

43100:37:24,189 --> 00:37:27,056All right, we'll just have to stay hereall night.

43200:37:28,226 --> 00:37:30,456-ls that what you want?-Yes!

43300:37:33,765 --> 00:37:36,256-With nothing to eat?-I'm not hungry.

43400:37:36,367 --> 00:37:38,858-She had a little snack---Cathy, please.

43500:37:44,275 --> 00:37:46,038Ruthie, give me that key.

43600:37:56,321 --> 00:37:58,050Don't you have a spare?

43700:37:59,724 --> 00:38:02,989lf I used the spare, we don't have a spare.

43800:38:05,129 --> 00:38:07,495Mommy, I'm so tired.

43900:38:09,901 --> 00:38:11,960Do you still want a child?

44000:38:12,971 --> 00:38:17,408I still want a child.I just don't want that child.

44100:38:18,343 --> 00:38:21,107We agreed before we were married...

44200:38:21,179 --> 00:38:24,410we weren't gonna have any children.

44300:38:24,916 --> 00:38:27,851And before we were married we didn't.

44400:38:32,991 --> 00:38:36,927Ruthie, you know, that was kind ofa funny thing you did with the key.

44500:38:37,762 --> 00:38:39,161Fast thinking.

44600:38:41,633 --> 00:38:43,794-Did you see where it landed?-Yes.

44700:38:46,337 --> 00:38:47,634Good girl.

44800:38:48,006 --> 00:38:50,338-Where?-I'm not going to tell you.

44900:38:53,678 --> 00:38:55,976-Tell your daddy at once!-lt's there.

45000:39:01,185 --> 00:39:02,379I wooed her.

45100:39:09,460 --> 00:39:11,189Your time's up, buddy.

45200:39:20,672 --> 00:39:22,196Breakfast is served.

45300:39:28,413 --> 00:39:30,176

That's a good cup of tea.

45400:39:30,548 --> 00:39:31,981lt's coffee!

45500:39:32,383 --> 00:39:34,647I knew it's a good cup of something.

45600:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,410Okay, start her up.

45700:39:47,532 --> 00:39:48,726Let's go.

45800:39:52,770 --> 00:39:54,203Plenty of revs.

45900:40:05,350 --> 00:40:07,250-We stalled.-You stalled.

46000:40:07,685 --> 00:40:09,448-You drive.-No.

46100:40:09,554 --> 00:40:11,181I don't want to drive.

46200:40:39,083 --> 00:40:40,948You stalled.

46300:40:59,237 --> 00:41:00,261Done it!

46400:41:49,086 --> 00:41:50,747That should hold it for a while.

46500:41:55,893 --> 00:41:57,724Someone's having a bonfire.

46600:41:58,162 --> 00:41:59,527I love bonfires.

46700:41:59,864 --> 00:42:03,197One day we'll have a big gardenand grow lots of bonfires.

46800:42:05,203 --> 00:42:08,172Wood smoke is the smell I like best.Hickory, for instance.

46900:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,571-You ever smell hickory smoke?-Never.

47000:42:10,942 --> 00:42:13,206I'll have to take you to the States.

47100:42:13,277 --> 00:42:16,337Alternatively, I could get Cathyto send us a few cans.

47200:42:16,414 --> 00:42:18,279They really can it now. She could.

47300:42:18,382 --> 00:42:19,940She could bring it on her next trip.

47400:42:20,051 --> 00:42:21,951Don't tell me I detect a note of welcome.

47500:42:22,053 --> 00:42:24,749You can't expect hernot to want to see your baby.

47600:42:24,856 --> 00:42:25,880No.

47700:42:27,358 --> 00:42:28,723Hey, you're not....

47800:42:32,930 --> 00:42:35,865And this I supposewas my little holiday surprise.

47900:42:36,234 --> 00:42:39,101I don't really supposeit was much of a surprise.

48000:42:40,404 --> 00:42:43,896You know, you really have to haveeverything you want, don't you?

48100:42:44,642 --> 00:42:47,577Are we supposed to celebrate?What we gonna drink?

48200:42:48,246 --> 00:42:49,440Here we are.

48300:42:54,919 --> 00:42:57,217We're getting further south, all right.

48400:42:57,288 --> 00:42:59,654-lt's certainly getting warmer.-Right.

48500:43:03,594 --> 00:43:06,586Why don't they overtakeif they are gonna overtake?

48600:43:06,664 --> 00:43:08,461Mark! Fire!

48700:43:08,566 --> 00:43:09,828-Where?-Here!

48800:43:09,934 --> 00:43:11,799Mark, we're on fire!

48900:43:21,812 --> 00:43:23,439I can't see!

49000:43:36,294 --> 00:43:37,625Water!

49100:43:38,095 --> 00:43:39,756-But where?-Find some!

49200:43:40,331 --> 00:43:41,355Here.

49300:43:44,702 --> 00:43:45,999lt likes water!

49400:43:46,871 --> 00:43:48,634-Stand back!

-What are you going to do?

49500:43:48,706 --> 00:43:50,799I'm going to stand back.You think I'm crazy?

49600:43:50,875 --> 00:43:53,935-I have telephoned the pumpers.-The fire brigade.

49700:44:47,832 --> 00:44:50,266Park the car in the shade this time.

49800:44:50,368 --> 00:44:53,860I don't want to come out after lunchto a red-hot car again.

49900:44:55,673 --> 00:44:58,403What does "Reserve a la direction" mean?

50000:44:58,743 --> 00:45:00,677Reserved for the management.

50100:45:00,778 --> 00:45:02,575Hell, we're the customers.

50200:45:06,917 --> 00:45:09,408Why do you think Red China is a bitch?

50300:45:11,889 --> 00:45:14,255We can't stay here, Howie.

50400:45:14,625 --> 00:45:18,026I meant that Red Chinawas a very difficult problem.

50500:45:18,095 --> 00:45:20,757All right, Cathy, I'm moving.

50600:45:24,935 --> 00:45:27,028Over there, Howie. lt's perfect.

50700:45:27,304 --> 00:45:28,635I saw them.

50800:45:44,889 --> 00:45:46,083

Yes, Ruthie?

50900:45:46,290 --> 00:45:48,281Did you do that on purpose?

51000:45:51,128 --> 00:45:56,293No, Ruthie, I didn't. No, I did not.No, Ruthie, no.

51100:46:05,743 --> 00:46:07,836-Do you love me?-Now she asks.

51200:46:08,746 --> 00:46:10,008Do you?

51300:46:10,915 --> 00:46:14,976-Confessions extracted under torture....-Do you?

51400:46:15,152 --> 00:46:16,813Yes!

51500:46:19,990 --> 00:46:22,424You're gonna get us thrown out of here.

51600:46:22,860 --> 00:46:24,828Actually it's not a bad idea.

51700:46:25,763 --> 00:46:27,754lt's going to ruin us, anyway.

51800:46:32,036 --> 00:46:33,435This is heaven.

51900:46:34,305 --> 00:46:36,432-I could eat a horse.-You may have to.

52000:46:36,507 --> 00:46:39,943-We've just gone on a diet.-But we haven't had lunch.

52100:46:40,010 --> 00:46:43,844Baby, I'm not kidding. At these prices,we can't afford to eat here.

52200:46:46,784 --> 00:46:47,978I'm starving.

52300:46:48,052 --> 00:46:51,146You'll just have to practicea little self-restraint.

52400:46:54,759 --> 00:46:56,920I am not hungry.

52500:46:57,027 --> 00:46:58,892You are not hungry.

52600:46:58,996 --> 00:47:01,487We are not hungry.

52700:47:02,199 --> 00:47:05,066I am hungry! You are not hungry.

52800:47:05,236 --> 00:47:10,071Women in an advanced state of pregnancyshould be very careful about overeating.

52900:47:10,174 --> 00:47:12,734Advanced? I've got eight months to go!

53000:47:13,577 --> 00:47:15,602Must be some food shop in that village.

53100:47:15,713 --> 00:47:19,342I'm too worried about youto dream about eating anything myself.

53200:47:19,450 --> 00:47:23,386I'll tell you what. I'll slip downto the chemist and get you some.... Guess.

53300:47:25,256 --> 00:47:26,689Hamburgers.

53400:47:26,757 --> 00:47:30,693Pills! That's right!

53500:47:30,961 --> 00:47:35,591Hamburger pills! Large hamburger pills!

53600:47:35,866 --> 00:47:38,266Don't let them see you bringing it in.

53700:47:45,409 --> 00:47:46,774What about food?

53800:47:47,611 --> 00:47:48,873What about food?

53900:47:48,946 --> 00:47:52,313We have to eat. Let's goto the Domaine St. Juste, why not?

54000:47:52,650 --> 00:47:55,619-I'm not dressed.-Baby, the last time we went there...

54100:47:55,719 --> 00:47:58,779I was dressed in sootand you were wearing a blanket.

54200:47:59,623 --> 00:48:01,420I can change if you want me to.

54300:48:01,492 --> 00:48:03,221Change. I want you to.

54400:48:17,908 --> 00:48:19,603I'm still not done up.

54500:48:57,281 --> 00:48:59,442The lousy cops plugged me, sweetheart.

54600:49:20,304 --> 00:49:22,534Pills! Hamburger pills!

54700:49:36,520 --> 00:49:41,014What sort of people sit in a restaurantand don't even try to talk to each other?

54800:49:41,859 --> 00:49:43,156Married people.

54900:50:07,518 --> 00:50:11,215You're the only woman I know who'sprepared to share a bed with a sardine.

55000:50:11,288 --> 00:50:14,519I don't care what kind of a sardine you are.I like you.

55100:50:16,593 --> 00:50:19,619-Will you hate me when I'm bowfronted?-Undoubtedly.

55200:50:20,531 --> 00:50:22,795-And will you be unfaithful to me?-Blatantly.

55300:50:24,034 --> 00:50:26,559-You promised I could.-You promised you wouldn't.

55400:50:26,637 --> 00:50:28,195When we got married.

55500:50:30,607 --> 00:50:32,768Do you mind undoing what you did?

55600:50:41,485 --> 00:50:42,543Thanks.

55700:50:43,220 --> 00:50:44,482You're welcome.

55800:50:45,756 --> 00:50:47,815Aren't you coming to bed at all?

55900:50:48,792 --> 00:50:49,816Tired?

56000:50:53,630 --> 00:50:54,654I won't be long.

56100:50:54,765 --> 00:50:57,791Shall I call your secretaryand make an appointment?

56200:50:59,336 --> 00:51:01,930When did you start being as snide as this?

56300:51:04,675 --> 00:51:07,007

Right after we got married, didn't l?

56400:51:07,911 --> 00:51:09,776-Did we get married?-Yeah.

56500:51:11,115 --> 00:51:12,275Remember?

56600:51:12,816 --> 00:51:14,841When sex stopped being fun.

56700:51:15,486 --> 00:51:18,421Yeah. lt started being official.

56800:51:20,691 --> 00:51:22,022I remember.

56900:51:35,672 --> 00:51:39,108I think that lovely little lakebreeds lovely little mosquitoes.

57000:51:39,176 --> 00:51:42,043-I'll close the window.-We'll suffocate.

57100:52:04,134 --> 00:52:07,467-We just have to pretend they don't exist.-All right.

57200:52:08,072 --> 00:52:10,563-Good night.-Good night, little mother.

57300:52:15,546 --> 00:52:18,879-They do exist.-No, they don't.

57400:52:21,251 --> 00:52:22,718They do.

57500:52:23,954 --> 00:52:25,387I've had an idea.

57600:52:26,790 --> 00:52:28,519-Sleep well?-Very well.

57700:52:28,725 --> 00:52:30,283I had a dreamy dream.

57800:52:31,095 --> 00:52:32,562Tell me the worst.

57900:52:33,230 --> 00:52:37,257I dreamt you built us the most beautifullittle Wallace-designed house.

58000:52:38,802 --> 00:52:42,465And I built the most beautifullittle Wallace-designed triplets.

58100:52:42,906 --> 00:52:45,739All we need right nowis a population explosion.

58200:52:57,888 --> 00:53:00,049You did not need the mosquito net?

58300:53:07,798 --> 00:53:09,425We managed without it.

58400:53:16,640 --> 00:53:17,902No breakfast?

58500:53:19,643 --> 00:53:21,338Religious reasons.

58600:53:26,316 --> 00:53:29,911We gotta get out of this place.This self-denial is killing me.

58700:53:31,421 --> 00:53:34,686I'm sorry you were not able to sampleour restaurant last night.

58800:53:34,791 --> 00:53:37,419So were we. lt was religious reasons.

58900:53:37,494 --> 00:53:41,191Particularly when we have to charge youan all-inclusive price...

590

00:53:41,298 --> 00:53:42,856-as you see.-Beg your pardon?

59100:53:42,966 --> 00:53:46,595High season. Our price includesdinner and breakfast always.

59200:53:47,271 --> 00:53:48,295Always.

59300:53:52,676 --> 00:53:53,802Thank you.

59400:53:54,278 --> 00:53:57,441I think the inspector is waitingfor you outside.

59500:53:57,514 --> 00:53:58,674lnspector?

59600:53:58,782 --> 00:54:01,979Concerning the expensesfor the pumpers and such like.

59700:54:03,487 --> 00:54:05,546We will see you again, I hope.

59800:54:07,191 --> 00:54:11,457What's French for "I don't believe you andyou're not going to get a damn penny"?

59900:54:31,648 --> 00:54:32,740-Tax?-Tax.

60000:54:33,584 --> 00:54:34,642Tax on what?

60100:54:46,563 --> 00:54:50,397This is literally highway robbery.I mean, this is literally highway robbery.

60200:54:50,500 --> 00:54:53,492-Don't lose your temper.-I'm not losing my temper.

603

00:55:00,444 --> 00:55:02,036Dispose of the wreck.

60400:55:06,750 --> 00:55:07,774Where?

60500:55:10,687 --> 00:55:11,881Come on, Jo.

60600:55:22,899 --> 00:55:25,333You think I'm deaf. I can hear you.

60700:55:47,124 --> 00:55:49,854<i>You are mad! You are ill!</i>

60800:55:50,627 --> 00:55:52,424We disposed of it.

60900:55:55,232 --> 00:55:58,929<i>Who is going to pay me? Because if youthink the insurance will pay....</i>

61000:55:59,303 --> 00:56:01,533<i>The insurance companies are neverin a hurry.</i>

61100:56:01,638 --> 00:56:03,765<i>I had a barn which burnt two years ago...</i>

61200:56:03,874 --> 00:56:06,604<i>I haven't been paid back for it yet.</i>

61300:56:06,710 --> 00:56:08,405<i>And nobody will give mea barn like this.</i>

61400:56:08,945 --> 00:56:11,778<i>lt was very dangerous.They could have killed someone.</i>

61500:56:19,623 --> 00:56:21,989<i>lt is unbelievableanyone could be so clumsy.</i>

61600:56:32,402 --> 00:56:33,596This is the life.

61700:56:33,670 --> 00:56:36,901He let me down, I must tell you.Quite disgracefully.

61800:56:36,973 --> 00:56:39,066So I'm looking for an architect.

61900:56:39,576 --> 00:56:41,339My husband's an architect.

62000:56:44,448 --> 00:56:47,576So you put up buildingsas well as knocking them down.

62100:56:47,784 --> 00:56:50,412-Corporation---He doesn't have a minute to spare.

62200:56:50,854 --> 00:56:52,412What about now?

62300:56:53,190 --> 00:56:54,953He has a minute to spare.

62400:56:55,759 --> 00:56:58,284Good. We must talk.

62500:56:58,695 --> 00:57:00,993No, I must tell you, I'm in a corner.

62600:57:07,740 --> 00:57:09,002Communist.

62700:57:09,241 --> 00:57:11,402-Are you all right, honey?-Yes.

62800:57:14,347 --> 00:57:15,644Hey, Chantilly.

62900:57:16,282 --> 00:57:19,410-lsn't that in the guidebook?-lt could just be.

63000:57:19,652 --> 00:57:20,914Do let's stop.

63100:57:21,120 --> 00:57:24,112I don't want Ruthie to be latefor her lunch today.

63200:57:24,323 --> 00:57:26,814Yes. lt's off the main road.

63300:57:27,026 --> 00:57:30,154Howie, I may as well warn youbefore we get to Greece...

63400:57:30,262 --> 00:57:32,696that the Acropolis is off the main road.

63500:57:35,134 --> 00:57:37,034This is a democratic trip.

63600:58:22,982 --> 00:58:26,110Really great to dawdlethrough an old place like that.

63700:58:27,620 --> 00:58:29,520Joanna, I have to thank you.

63800:58:29,722 --> 00:58:32,623I thought you didn't like Joanna, Daddy.

63900:58:35,227 --> 00:58:36,785Of course I like Joanna.

64000:58:36,896 --> 00:58:40,889Then why did Mommy sayshe was a suburban English nobody?

64100:58:45,504 --> 00:58:50,373I think it may be very important to thefuture of our quadripartite relationship...

64200:58:51,677 --> 00:58:54,646to get that particular remarkinto very clear context.

64300:58:54,713 --> 00:58:58,479I think it might be best for the futureof our quadripartite relationship...

64400:58:58,551 --> 00:59:02,248if we accepted the fact, here and now,that it has no future whatsoever.

64500:59:02,354 --> 00:59:04,584Mark, please don't be too hasty.

64600:59:04,690 --> 00:59:06,419We're through, Howard.

64700:59:06,525 --> 00:59:09,153Hey, those things took a lot of arranging.

64800:59:09,228 --> 00:59:12,322Now, you listen to me.Try and imagine how Joanna feels.

64900:59:12,398 --> 00:59:14,263I can see how Joanna feels.

65000:59:14,366 --> 00:59:18,359She's gonna feel that the whole triphas been loused up because of her.

65100:59:18,838 --> 00:59:22,706-Howard, you are the most complacent---Abuse me if you want to.

65200:59:22,775 --> 00:59:23,867I want to.

65300:59:23,943 --> 00:59:27,174You are gonna dominate that girlright out of existence.

65400:59:27,246 --> 00:59:29,737I'm gonna smash your face in, Howie.

65500:59:30,616 --> 00:59:33,517That isn't a very adult attitude,if I may say so.

65600:59:33,586 --> 00:59:36,612Marcus, please. That's the phonograph.

65700:59:36,722 --> 00:59:38,189

Mark, please.

65800:59:40,226 --> 00:59:42,251Come on, darling. Come on, sweetheart.

65900:59:42,361 --> 00:59:46,855You haven't asked Joanna if she wantsto abandon the expedition at this point.

66000:59:46,932 --> 00:59:48,194Come on, baby.

66100:59:48,701 --> 00:59:52,467That, if I may say so,is a very revealing usage.

66200:59:52,738 --> 00:59:57,869Calling her baby shows you're preparedto do her thinking and deciding.

66300:59:58,110 --> 01:00:00,203Now I warn you solemnly, Marcus.

66401:00:00,279 --> 01:00:04,579You're denying Joanna the rightto be her own paradoxical self.

66501:00:04,750 --> 01:00:09,210Howard, you're the largest pocketof untapped natural gas known to man.

66601:00:26,005 --> 01:00:27,973They haven't even opened yet.

66701:00:28,240 --> 01:00:30,470-What is it about?-Who knows?

66801:00:30,809 --> 01:00:34,575-What do people have rows about?-Money, sex.

66901:00:35,781 --> 01:00:39,012Sex, money. He wants, she doesn't want.

67001:00:39,184 --> 01:00:41,084She wants, he doesn't want.

67101:00:41,153 --> 01:00:44,247He thinks that the counteris all in the wrong place.

67201:00:44,456 --> 01:00:47,948Counter and display cases. lt's very funny.

67301:00:48,594 --> 01:00:50,585Yeah, that's marriage for you.

67401:00:50,829 --> 01:00:52,592That's marriage for them.

67501:00:53,132 --> 01:00:55,464That's marriage. Full stop.

67601:00:58,003 --> 01:01:00,938I'm allowed not to like Howard and Cathy.They're my friends.

67701:01:01,006 --> 01:01:04,806You never wanted to enjoy the trip.You were jealous of Cathy before we left.

67801:01:04,910 --> 01:01:08,107lt's no bliss to be in a carwith three Maxwell Manchesters.

67901:01:08,180 --> 01:01:11,240You promised when we were married,you'd always be happy.

68001:01:11,317 --> 01:01:14,013-I know.-Why can't you always be happy?

68101:01:14,119 --> 01:01:15,484Because I can't.

68201:01:16,121 --> 01:01:18,282You mean you broke your promise.

68301:01:19,158 --> 01:01:20,819I am happy, usually.

684

01:01:24,163 --> 01:01:26,188I love you, if that's any good.

68501:01:26,498 --> 01:01:28,363That's not the issue.

68601:01:28,500 --> 01:01:31,162lf it isn't, it should be the issue.

68701:01:33,172 --> 01:01:35,333-You're right.-I'm right?

68801:01:36,008 --> 01:01:39,034You're right. Let's find a hotel.

68901:01:39,445 --> 01:01:42,4371 :00 in the afternoon.What do we want a hotel for?

69001:01:44,717 --> 01:01:46,207Let's find a hotel.

69101:01:46,518 --> 01:01:48,486To hell with the Maxwell Manchesters.

69201:01:48,554 --> 01:01:50,681Mister, Missus and Miss.

69301:01:51,023 --> 01:01:54,220ln future, we travel alone together,or not at all.

69401:01:57,963 --> 01:01:59,396<i>My darling Joanna:</i>

69501:02:00,299 --> 01:02:01,891<i>So far, all goes well.</i>

69601:02:02,868 --> 01:02:06,326<i>The car's nearly run inand my patience nearly run out.</i>

69701:02:07,573 --> 01:02:09,370<i>I miss you like mad.</i>

698

01:02:11,043 --> 01:02:13,375<i>I drove nearly all night last night.</i>

69901:02:13,712 --> 01:02:16,738<i>Couldn't face one of our hotelswithout you with me.</i>

70001:02:18,417 --> 01:02:20,248<i>I finally slept in the car...</i>

70101:02:20,386 --> 01:02:23,981<i>quite near where we buriedthe poor old burnt-out MG.</i>

70201:02:26,592 --> 01:02:29,322<i>I wish to hell I hadn't had to make the trip.</i>

70301:02:29,828 --> 01:02:33,195<i>I suppose, what with the houseand Caroline...</i>

70401:02:33,265 --> 01:02:35,495<i>it's just as well that I've got some work.</i>

70501:02:35,567 --> 01:02:38,502<i>At least this pays betterthan corporation bus shelter.</i>

70601:02:38,570 --> 01:02:41,562<i>And it's a lot more interesting, too,let's face it.</i>

70701:02:41,774 --> 01:02:43,867<i>I think about you all the time.</i>

70801:02:44,677 --> 01:02:47,202<i>lt's been a pretty uneventful drive so far.</i>

70901:02:47,279 --> 01:02:50,112<i>lt's a long and dull roadwhen you're on your own.</i>

71001:02:51,083 --> 01:02:55,019<i>All I care about is getting down thereand doing whatever has to be done...</i>

71101:02:55,087 --> 01:02:56,884

<i>and getting the hell back.</i>

71201:02:57,122 --> 01:03:00,853<i>When I'm not being woken at 3:00in the morning, I feel very paternal.</i>

71301:03:00,926 --> 01:03:03,451<i>And I miss you both more than I can say.</i>

71401:03:04,029 --> 01:03:05,462<i>Life's very flat.</i>

71501:03:06,765 --> 01:03:08,733<i>I shall probably drive on overnight...</i>

71601:03:08,801 --> 01:03:11,634<i>tonight and get down to the sitein the morning.</i>

71701:03:11,904 --> 01:03:14,464<i>Two or three sessionswith a far-famed client...</i>

71801:03:14,573 --> 01:03:16,097<i>should be more than enough.</i>

71901:03:16,308 --> 01:03:18,868<i>lt's typical of methat as soon as I get away...</i>

72001:03:18,944 --> 01:03:21,640<i>all I want to do is to get back to you again.</i>

72101:03:22,381 --> 01:03:24,406<i>I won't write any more at the moment...</i>

72201:03:24,483 --> 01:03:26,713<i>because I really do want to get on.</i>

72301:03:27,286 --> 01:03:30,449<i>As soon as I have a chance,I'll drop you another line.</i>

72401:03:30,789 --> 01:03:31,813<i>Love...</i>

725

01:03:35,394 --> 01:03:36,418<i>Mark.</i>

72601:03:37,396 --> 01:03:38,420<i>PS:</i>

72701:03:39,064 --> 01:03:43,125<i>Next time we come away, we shall haveour own little Ruthiebelle with us.</i>

72801:03:47,139 --> 01:03:49,073I don't want any more, Mommy.

72901:03:49,708 --> 01:03:51,437Do you want to finish it?

73001:04:16,335 --> 01:04:18,303Boiled egg for supper, Carol?

73101:04:27,813 --> 01:04:30,304Make sure Carol doesn't fallout of the window...

73201:04:30,415 --> 01:04:32,440or eat any chairs or anything, darling.

73301:04:32,518 --> 01:04:33,576Can you?

73401:04:34,286 --> 01:04:36,846While I wash out a few thingsfor the morning.

73501:05:03,615 --> 01:05:05,105Come on in.

73601:05:16,128 --> 01:05:17,220Come here.

73701:05:21,834 --> 01:05:24,064-Has it come yet?-What?

73801:05:25,170 --> 01:05:26,467CaroI's supper.

739

01:05:27,539 --> 01:05:28,801I don't know.

74001:05:29,341 --> 01:05:31,832Couldn't you see what's happening to it?

74101:05:34,913 --> 01:05:37,245I thought you were watching Caroline!

74201:05:37,549 --> 01:05:40,541I'm sorry, but I've got to seeHis Majesty The Client tomorrow.

74301:05:40,652 --> 01:05:42,415I've got to get this finished.

74401:05:44,256 --> 01:05:46,986I'll go.

74501:05:47,659 --> 01:05:48,921Don't bother.

74601:05:50,996 --> 01:05:53,157I'll go!

74701:06:00,706 --> 01:06:03,038lt's not possible. Where's our eggs?

74801:06:03,208 --> 01:06:05,506We've been waiting half an hourfor an egg.

74901:06:10,883 --> 01:06:13,374-I must ask you---I must ask you.

75001:06:13,452 --> 01:06:15,181You are disturbing the other guests.

75101:06:15,254 --> 01:06:18,280I want that egg in five minutesor we're leaving.

75201:06:21,727 --> 01:06:23,092We're leaving!

753

01:06:24,696 --> 01:06:26,129-Leaving?-Leaving.

75401:06:26,865 --> 01:06:30,699-But Caroline's in her pajamas.-Caroline can leave in her pajamas.

75501:06:31,370 --> 01:06:33,361They don't want us here.We're not staying.

75601:06:33,438 --> 01:06:37,898I'm sorry, but I refuse to be insultedby a fifth-rate doss house, and that's it.

75701:06:38,277 --> 01:06:41,405I ask you for a boiled egg,and you return with an eviction order.

75801:06:41,513 --> 01:06:44,175I've told you we're leaving. Now let's go.

75901:06:44,716 --> 01:06:46,047Let's go!

76001:06:46,385 --> 01:06:49,047"He never got home to early tea"

76101:06:49,688 --> 01:06:51,383Do it again.

76201:06:53,225 --> 01:06:58,288"The bumblebee, the bumblebeeHe flew away from the tulip tree

76301:06:58,397 --> 01:07:01,025"He made a mistake and flew into the lake

76401:07:01,099 --> 01:07:03,465"And he never got home to early tea"

76501:07:04,770 --> 01:07:06,465Daddy, do the duck.

76601:07:17,316 --> 01:07:18,442Thank you.

76701:07:41,473 --> 01:07:43,805lt was all my fault, I know.

76801:07:45,777 --> 01:07:48,507I've been telling Carolinebedtime stories for an hour.

76901:07:48,613 --> 01:07:51,241lt'd be nice if you could avoid fortissimofor a while.

77001:07:51,316 --> 01:07:55,980Look! I quit that hotel becausethey didn't bring you what you wanted.

77101:07:56,288 --> 01:07:57,778I didn't want a boiled egg.

77201:07:57,856 --> 01:08:00,017I suppose Caroline has nothingto do with you.

77301:08:00,125 --> 01:08:02,491You were the one who wanted a child.

77401:08:03,095 --> 01:08:05,154Why don't you wake her upand tell her that.

77501:08:05,263 --> 01:08:08,699I don't want to tell her. I'm telling you.I love Caroline.

77601:08:09,034 --> 01:08:11,332You don't know what love is.

77701:08:14,206 --> 01:08:15,833That's tough on me.

77801:08:17,376 --> 01:08:22,006All you can do is take the saluteat an endless march-past of yourself.

77901:08:46,371 --> 01:08:49,340I have an appetite. Do you?

78001:08:51,476 --> 01:08:53,706Wouldn't matter who I was, would it?

78101:09:02,921 --> 01:09:06,721I'm willing to call it a day.Do you want to call it a day?

78201:09:06,925 --> 01:09:10,918-You never wanted to call it anything else.-You're damn right there.

78301:09:28,213 --> 01:09:31,478-We can't even have a fight in peace.-Leave me.

78401:09:33,085 --> 01:09:34,143Selfish.

78501:10:26,872 --> 01:10:29,568They call it the Mediterranean, my lady.

78601:10:32,377 --> 01:10:34,072Come, it's time to swim.

78701:10:36,548 --> 01:10:38,243I don't understand sex.

78801:10:38,917 --> 01:10:40,578Don't worry, it doesn't show.

78901:10:40,652 --> 01:10:43,780Seriously, why do we enjoy it morewhen it means less.

79001:10:45,757 --> 01:10:47,918Because it isn't personal anymore.

79101:10:48,093 --> 01:10:49,458Not personal?

79201:10:50,829 --> 01:10:52,091That's right.

79301:11:05,243 --> 01:11:07,768"Too late," they cried. "Too late."

79401:11:23,094 --> 01:11:25,085I'm so happy.

79501:11:25,931 --> 01:11:27,489I love you.

79601:11:34,506 --> 01:11:36,167Find us a big bed.

79701:11:36,975 --> 01:11:38,875-Tired?-No.

79801:11:43,048 --> 01:11:44,106Come on.

79901:11:49,854 --> 01:11:52,516-End of romantic gesture.-That didn't last very long.

80001:11:52,624 --> 01:11:54,148I believe in short romances.

80101:11:54,226 --> 01:11:56,626So do l. Short and happy romances.

80201:11:56,695 --> 01:11:58,959Last one in bed turns the lights out.

80301:11:59,030 --> 01:12:00,520I'll beat you!

80401:12:14,212 --> 01:12:15,509Worth a try.

80501:12:30,562 --> 01:12:31,620Cheat!

80601:12:55,020 --> 01:12:57,011You know what I dreamt?

80701:12:58,823 --> 01:13:00,313What did you dream?

80801:13:00,892 --> 01:13:02,587

I dreamt that a train...

80901:13:03,662 --> 01:13:07,098drove slap-bang through the middleof the room in the night.

81001:13:07,666 --> 01:13:09,998Mr. Freud, what big ears you've got.

81101:13:11,169 --> 01:13:13,660The better to analyze you with, my dear.

81201:13:14,239 --> 01:13:15,433You said it.

81301:13:16,541 --> 01:13:19,271Nothing at all to do with sex whatsoever.

81401:13:20,278 --> 01:13:23,213I think I certainly am not as frustrated.

81501:13:24,215 --> 01:13:27,184That's your story. Try and sell it to Freud.

81601:13:50,108 --> 01:13:51,541Sexy, wasn't it?

81701:13:52,610 --> 01:13:55,078Okay, you're not frustrated.

81801:14:21,973 --> 01:14:24,567-Hot.-Scalding already.

81901:14:25,009 --> 01:14:29,070-Shouldn't get too much sun the first day.-I don't burn. I've got asbestos skin.

82001:14:30,849 --> 01:14:32,840-ln, come on.-No.

82101:14:35,153 --> 01:14:37,849Get your shirt off. Come on!

82201:15:24,169 --> 01:15:26,694

This must be very nearthe Garden of Eden.

82301:15:28,973 --> 01:15:30,941Do you know what marriage is?

82401:15:32,677 --> 01:15:35,510You tell me and seeif we are thinking of the same thing.

82501:15:35,613 --> 01:15:40,346Marriage is when the womanasks the man to take off his pajamas.

82601:15:40,652 --> 01:15:44,520And it's because she wantsto send them to the laundry.

82701:15:50,328 --> 01:15:52,888-Good?-Yeah. Very good.

82801:15:53,198 --> 01:15:57,396-I'm hungry and thirsty.-You're never satisfied.

82901:15:57,569 --> 01:15:59,298What's wrong with being hungry?

83001:15:59,370 --> 01:16:03,204lt's time you realize that all humanappetites are profoundly degrading...

83101:16:03,308 --> 01:16:05,173with the exception of lust.

83201:16:13,384 --> 01:16:17,377What if we could just clap our handsand someone would bring us a menu?

83301:16:24,262 --> 01:16:27,231Wouldn't it be niceif we could just clap our hands...

83401:16:27,332 --> 01:16:29,823and make all these people disappear?

835

01:16:39,844 --> 01:16:42,335Just as well, you wouldn't really like it.

83601:16:54,959 --> 01:16:56,392What do we do?

83701:16:58,463 --> 01:17:02,422Stand very still for several days.

83801:17:02,634 --> 01:17:04,067Maybe it will go away.

83901:17:04,135 --> 01:17:08,469I don't want to stand very still.I don't want to stand still at all.

84001:17:10,275 --> 01:17:11,742Nor do l.

84101:17:12,243 --> 01:17:14,074Come back next week.

84201:17:19,651 --> 01:17:21,209Did that hurt?

84301:17:37,402 --> 01:17:40,667lt's the first time you've said my nameas if you really mean it.

84401:17:45,643 --> 01:17:47,338I really mean it.

84501:17:48,146 --> 01:17:51,604-We have a week, asbestos.-I'm not asbestos.

84601:17:54,319 --> 01:17:57,720You're not really going to rejointhose poxy choirgirls, are you?

84701:17:57,789 --> 01:18:00,587I promised. We have a week.

84801:18:02,427 --> 01:18:03,655A week?

849

01:18:06,464 --> 01:18:07,897To hell with it.

85001:18:09,100 --> 01:18:11,034lt will only hurt for a minute.

85101:18:12,470 --> 01:18:14,563This is the life, eh, darling?

85201:18:15,473 --> 01:18:17,566-Your wife is happy?-Yes.

85301:18:17,942 --> 01:18:20,502lt doesn't take much to make her happy.

85401:18:20,645 --> 01:18:23,842A villa, swimming pool, champagne,simple things like that.

85501:18:23,948 --> 01:18:25,279You're not angry?

85601:18:25,350 --> 01:18:27,750-Angry?-Not to be alone together.

85701:18:27,986 --> 01:18:30,250No, we can always be alone together.

85801:18:30,688 --> 01:18:33,987I am waiting to hear from Palamosabout a meeting.

85901:18:34,092 --> 01:18:36,185Then I will show you the whole project.

86001:18:36,461 --> 01:18:39,521-Well, if you are interested.-Sure, I am interested.

86101:18:39,998 --> 01:18:42,660Perhaps you will have to staya few more days.

86201:18:42,767 --> 01:18:45,031-Shall you mind?

-I'lI suffer.

86301:18:46,638 --> 01:18:47,764Game.

86401:18:50,174 --> 01:18:51,368Ready?

86501:19:02,020 --> 01:19:03,851Come on, darling, give.

86601:19:05,990 --> 01:19:07,116Too late.

86701:19:10,495 --> 01:19:12,520Come on, sweetheart, we're playing.

86801:19:12,630 --> 01:19:15,326Sweetheart, you've been playingfor two hours.

86901:19:22,040 --> 01:19:23,132Hello.

87001:19:23,474 --> 01:19:25,965Palamos, I was going to call you.

87101:19:27,512 --> 01:19:30,140I am calling you. I see.

87201:19:30,481 --> 01:19:32,915Honey, give me the ball.

87301:19:44,262 --> 01:19:47,060-Get the ball.-You get it, it's your game.

87401:19:47,165 --> 01:19:49,360I've got sneakers on, and things.

87501:19:49,434 --> 01:19:52,733Very pretty.Did Francoise lend them to you?

87601:19:52,904 --> 01:19:54,701Got a guest pair. Get the ball.

87701:19:55,039 --> 01:19:57,405-They are probably her son's.-Get the ball.

87801:19:57,508 --> 01:19:59,066Or her grandson's.

87901:19:59,177 --> 01:20:02,704Will you stop this insane jealousyand get that ball.

88001:20:03,614 --> 01:20:05,104There it is.

88101:20:06,918 --> 01:20:09,716-Come on.-No. Put me down.

88201:20:12,256 --> 01:20:15,020-Will you get the ball?-Certainly not.

88301:20:19,697 --> 01:20:21,255-Get it.-There.

88401:20:23,901 --> 01:20:25,960We meet Palamos for drinks at 6:00.

88501:20:26,070 --> 01:20:29,267We talk about the whole schemeand then we make a decision.

88601:20:29,373 --> 01:20:30,533Fine.

88701:20:36,547 --> 01:20:40,005Now I've got my shoes wetand everything. I'll probably catch a cold.

88801:20:40,084 --> 01:20:43,747-How long do we have to stay here?-You got us into this, sugar.

88901:20:43,855 --> 01:20:46,050You sold me to Maurice

and you were right:

89001:20:46,124 --> 01:20:49,525-A chance like this doesn't come everyday.-Thank God!

89101:20:49,861 --> 01:20:50,885Lunch!

89201:20:52,029 --> 01:20:55,624I see you at 6:00,and then I bring the genius with me.

89301:21:04,041 --> 01:21:05,702Will you please sit down here?

89401:21:05,777 --> 01:21:08,644Tonight we all go to the galaand everything is fixed.

89501:21:08,746 --> 01:21:10,270We'll see Palamos there.

89601:21:10,381 --> 01:21:12,713I don't have any suitable clothes for a gala.

89701:21:12,784 --> 01:21:16,083-Then I borrow you.-There you are. Francoise will borrow you.

89801:21:17,822 --> 01:21:20,814-Do you mind eating caviar?-No, if we must.

89901:21:23,661 --> 01:21:26,425-Do you like galas?-Some galas.

90001:21:29,600 --> 01:21:31,966Please, could you ring for the butler?

90101:21:34,939 --> 01:21:37,237The only thing wrongwith this part of the world...

90201:21:37,308 --> 01:21:38,707is there's not much of a sunset.

90301:21:54,158 --> 01:21:56,524How can a week pass so quickly?

90401:21:58,429 --> 01:22:01,330We made the mistakeof enjoying ourselves.

90501:22:06,170 --> 01:22:08,968Don't go tomorrow. Just don't.

90601:22:09,540 --> 01:22:12,134Let's not talk about it. Let's not.

90701:22:13,978 --> 01:22:16,606All right, we won't.

90801:22:18,783 --> 01:22:20,148We agreed.

90901:22:33,164 --> 01:22:37,157You were marvelous, darling.Absolutely marvelous.

91001:22:37,235 --> 01:22:39,226-I was?-And so funny.

91101:22:39,370 --> 01:22:42,498The way you told the storyabout the sunshade.

91201:22:42,573 --> 01:22:45,133You charmed the pants off Palamos.

91301:22:45,243 --> 01:22:48,076That wouldn't be too difficult to do,would it?

91401:22:48,512 --> 01:22:51,379I knew you'd enjoy it once we got there.

91501:22:51,482 --> 01:22:55,384-I hated it once we got there.-Why?

916

01:22:57,054 --> 01:22:59,818Why? Because I'm tiredof being a parasite.

91701:22:59,891 --> 01:23:03,156I want to go. I want to be on our own.

91801:23:04,595 --> 01:23:06,995We haven't been here very long.

91901:23:07,164 --> 01:23:10,998We've been here month after monthfor two whole days.

92001:23:14,171 --> 01:23:17,607-I am going to work for the man.-Well, I'm not.

92101:23:24,215 --> 01:23:25,705Treats by Maurice.

92201:23:26,684 --> 01:23:28,743What should we call the baby?

92301:23:29,253 --> 01:23:32,222What baby?

92401:23:33,257 --> 01:23:35,282Our baby.

92501:23:35,726 --> 01:23:37,455The Baby, I guess.

92601:23:40,364 --> 01:23:44,095-What is it?-I'm trying to imagine you fat.

92701:23:46,804 --> 01:23:50,069-What is it?-I'm trying to imagine you thin.

92801:23:57,114 --> 01:24:01,710As I said to the Duchess, "lf you wantto be a duchess, be a duchess.

92901:24:02,586 --> 01:24:05,282"lf you want to make love, hats off."

93001:24:28,913 --> 01:24:32,747Darling, I'lI meet you here, right here,10 years from now. ls it a deal?

93101:24:32,817 --> 01:24:35,183You'll be building skyscrapers10 miles high...

93201:24:35,286 --> 01:24:37,447you'll never be able to get down in time.

93301:24:37,521 --> 01:24:40,513I'lI always think of this place as ours.

93401:24:44,261 --> 01:24:45,956Here comes Daddy.

93501:25:14,191 --> 01:25:16,182What the helI's the matter with you?

93601:25:16,293 --> 01:25:20,457lf you think I'll wait for 10 yearsand then turn up and say "what ho! "

93701:25:20,531 --> 01:25:22,522Nobody wants you to say "what ho! "

93801:25:22,633 --> 01:25:25,193-Say "darling."-Or darling or anything else.

93901:25:25,302 --> 01:25:27,896-I never want to see you again.-Then don't.

94001:25:29,407 --> 01:25:31,841-I hate you.-Joanna, listen.

94101:25:32,543 --> 01:25:36,070We went into this with our eyes open.Nobody deceived anyone else.

94201:25:36,180 --> 01:25:38,705So stop playing the ruined virgin!

94301:25:38,883 --> 01:25:41,852lt's a tune I've heard beforeand I didn't like it then.

94401:25:41,919 --> 01:25:46,322Anyway, you're the onewho's insisting on going back...

94501:25:46,557 --> 01:25:50,084to your damned choir!Joanna, I don't want you to go!

94601:25:50,194 --> 01:25:54,255You do. You just want me to becomea beautiful memory. The sooner the better.

94701:25:54,365 --> 01:25:57,027Who said anything about beautiful?Will you come here!

94801:25:57,101 --> 01:26:00,002-I never want to see you again.-Not much....

94901:26:00,438 --> 01:26:01,928As long as I live!

95001:26:04,075 --> 01:26:06,339I've decided we should get married.

95101:26:06,410 --> 01:26:08,344-What do you say?-Yes.

95201:26:12,450 --> 01:26:15,385-I won't ever let you down.-I will you.

95301:26:15,686 --> 01:26:18,883I don't care what you dojust as long as I've got you.

95401:26:21,692 --> 01:26:24,252-You won't be sorry, sir.-You will.

95501:26:24,428 --> 01:26:25,520

Never.

95601:26:34,105 --> 01:26:35,766We are all down here!

95701:26:38,309 --> 01:26:41,142I want you to have lunchwith Jeanine and Nanny.

95801:26:41,712 --> 01:26:43,145Won't that be nice?

95901:26:43,481 --> 01:26:46,041And afterwards you all can go for a swim.

96001:26:48,319 --> 01:26:50,913You are naughty.We were expecting you yesterday.

96101:26:50,988 --> 01:26:53,286-I am sorry.-You are very naughty.

96201:26:53,557 --> 01:26:55,320Who don't you know?

96301:26:55,626 --> 01:26:58,390This is Nick and Michelle. You know them.

96401:26:58,996 --> 01:27:00,486And Mark and Maurice.

96501:27:03,167 --> 01:27:04,725Have you met Joanna?

96601:27:08,572 --> 01:27:11,336-Hello.-Joanna Wallace, my brother David.

96701:27:11,442 --> 01:27:12,636-How are you?-Hello.

96801:27:12,743 --> 01:27:15,268She's tired and overheatedand has a headache...

96901:27:15,346 --> 01:27:18,110but apart from that, she's fine.Thank you very much.

97001:27:18,182 --> 01:27:21,242Mark, I think you are horrible.I think he's horrible.

97101:27:21,318 --> 01:27:23,513Mark, I have given Michelle an island.

97201:27:23,687 --> 01:27:26,986When you are finished hereyou must come and build us a nest.

97301:27:27,091 --> 01:27:29,855-You'll be lucky, Nicky.-I am lucky.

97401:27:31,695 --> 01:27:34,528Mark, I must tell youI can't hear myself drink.

97501:28:04,962 --> 01:28:08,056And they never got home to early tea.

97601:28:37,394 --> 01:28:40,022Good morning. Coffee?

97701:28:40,531 --> 01:28:42,226Good morning. Thank you.

97801:28:46,203 --> 01:28:48,228Caroline sends you her love.

97901:28:52,343 --> 01:28:54,607-Did you spend the night here?-Yes.

98001:28:55,446 --> 01:28:57,175lt's very comfortable.

98101:28:58,249 --> 01:29:01,412-You've stayed here before, have you?-Once or twice.

982

01:29:18,269 --> 01:29:21,136Do you mind if I speak with Joanna alone?

98301:29:21,472 --> 01:29:22,803But of course.

98401:29:38,555 --> 01:29:40,921Did you sleep in the same room?

98501:29:45,663 --> 01:29:47,597ln other words you....

98601:30:10,254 --> 01:30:11,653Are you in love?

98701:30:16,293 --> 01:30:18,090After only one day?

98801:30:21,765 --> 01:30:22,959I see.

98901:30:23,801 --> 01:30:26,167-I'm like that.-Are you?

99001:30:28,372 --> 01:30:31,830How many times has it happened before,you being like that?

99101:30:32,343 --> 01:30:35,471Twice, you and David.

99201:30:42,953 --> 01:30:45,513I thought I was going to last a lifetime.

99301:30:50,394 --> 01:30:52,555I never meant it to happen.

99401:30:55,499 --> 01:30:58,696-We just suddenly found that we....-Got on?

99501:31:01,405 --> 01:31:05,967-lf you like.-I'm absolutely mad about the idea.

996

01:31:19,256 --> 01:31:21,747You really mustn'tblame yourself, you know.

99701:31:21,859 --> 01:31:24,726You've got an infernal bloody gall,I must say.

99801:31:24,828 --> 01:31:27,729I don't bloody blame myself, I blame you.

99901:31:27,831 --> 01:31:29,264But that is ridiculous.

100001:31:29,366 --> 01:31:31,857Look, Joanna's my wife,or hadn't you heard?

100101:31:31,935 --> 01:31:34,495Since some timeyou have not loved Joanna.

100201:31:35,239 --> 01:31:37,400I am not taking her away from you.

100301:31:38,175 --> 01:31:41,235We are simply going away togetherfor a time.

100401:31:41,578 --> 01:31:44,570Thanks. That's really set my mind at rest.

100501:31:45,015 --> 01:31:47,779I am sorrywe did not know each other longer.

100601:31:48,352 --> 01:31:51,685-lt would have been easier.-Yeah, and more fun.

100701:31:52,623 --> 01:31:56,855Then you could have had the supremepleasure of taking your friend's wife.

100801:31:56,960 --> 01:31:58,723That's real kicks?

1009

01:32:14,711 --> 01:32:16,406Why don't you come out?

101001:32:17,948 --> 01:32:19,745Palamos won't mind!

101101:32:30,694 --> 01:32:32,161Not that one!

101201:32:33,530 --> 01:32:35,293There's still life in it!

101301:32:49,880 --> 01:32:53,714The whole world is changingout of all recognition.

101401:32:55,552 --> 01:32:58,487There is no such thingas permanence anymore.

101501:33:00,224 --> 01:33:02,988-No, I suppose not.-And we should be glad.

101601:33:04,495 --> 01:33:05,985I suppose so.

101701:33:15,539 --> 01:33:18,975What kind of people just sitwithout a word to say to each other?

101801:33:19,042 --> 01:33:21,010-Married people.-Exactly.

101901:33:25,415 --> 01:33:27,713-lt's so sad.-No, my darling.

102001:33:28,819 --> 01:33:30,480That is not sad.

102101:33:31,221 --> 01:33:35,885When something is finished,one must say, "lt's finished."

102201:33:38,996 --> 01:33:42,989

I'll always love you, always,no matter what.

102301:33:44,568 --> 01:33:46,433-No matter what?-Yes.

102401:33:47,671 --> 01:33:51,163-As long as I don't catch you.-lf you catch me, you can keep me.

102501:33:53,544 --> 01:33:56,672<i>There comes a time when one must grow.</i>

102601:33:57,714 --> 01:34:00,342<i>When the old thingsare not amusing anymore.</i>

102701:34:05,188 --> 01:34:07,247How is that!

102801:34:08,025 --> 01:34:09,117Painful!

102901:34:09,226 --> 01:34:12,423That was out, you pregnant sow.Plumb out, leg before driftwood.

103001:34:14,197 --> 01:34:16,062-Pregnant what?-Pregnant sow.

103101:34:32,950 --> 01:34:35,384You'll have to come out eventually.

103201:34:43,627 --> 01:34:44,651Help!

103301:35:14,925 --> 01:35:16,187Bastard!

103401:35:22,265 --> 01:35:23,823Give us a kiss.

103501:35:29,106 --> 01:35:30,767You must decide.

103601:35:33,810 --> 01:35:34,834I know.

103701:36:02,406 --> 01:36:03,634Hello.

103801:36:17,154 --> 01:36:18,519I am back.

103901:36:22,526 --> 01:36:24,050Enjoy yourself?.

104001:36:27,497 --> 01:36:29,055Yes, thank you.

104101:36:35,505 --> 01:36:37,370But I missed you.

104201:36:40,377 --> 01:36:41,674I did.

104301:36:43,947 --> 01:36:45,073Why?

104401:36:48,251 --> 01:36:50,276Because he is so serious.

104501:36:51,888 --> 01:36:54,413I thought you like people who are serious.

104601:36:55,092 --> 01:36:56,684But he is so serious.

104701:37:00,230 --> 01:37:02,596You want me to make some funny faces?

104801:37:03,600 --> 01:37:06,194You don't need to make funny faces.

104901:37:14,311 --> 01:37:15,972Mark, I am back.

105001:37:20,884 --> 01:37:22,715You humiliate me...

105101:37:28,225 --> 01:37:29,988then you come back.

105201:37:35,766 --> 01:37:37,233That's right.

105301:37:42,739 --> 01:37:44,263Thank God.

105401:38:13,136 --> 01:38:15,627Are you sureyou remember which one I am?

105501:39:12,896 --> 01:39:15,421I've been stupid. So stupid.

105601:39:16,066 --> 01:39:17,192We both.

105701:39:17,267 --> 01:39:20,930lt was always me, really.You were always the one....

105801:39:21,438 --> 01:39:23,565-I am sorry.-Let's forget it.

105901:39:23,707 --> 01:39:25,766-Can we forget it?-Can you?

106001:39:26,443 --> 01:39:27,603I can.

106101:39:28,144 --> 01:39:30,874I am just glad you are back.That's all I care about.

106201:39:30,947 --> 01:39:32,278Well, I am back.

106301:39:34,751 --> 01:39:36,446We should have parted then.

106401:39:36,553 --> 01:39:39,386-Why didn't we?

-I didn't have the courage.

106501:39:40,423 --> 01:39:43,984You didn't have the courage?What courage did you need?

106601:39:44,094 --> 01:39:46,961The courage to seethat what was finished was finished.

106701:39:47,797 --> 01:39:49,321And what was finished?

106801:39:49,432 --> 01:39:52,924-You know bloody well what was finished.-Yes, I do.

106901:39:53,436 --> 01:39:56,098David and me. And we finished. So?

107001:39:56,573 --> 01:39:59,770Both of us know you're hopingDavid will be there. Why pretend?

107101:39:59,843 --> 01:40:02,778I'm not pretending.I do hope he will be there.

107201:40:03,013 --> 01:40:04,810-See.-I like him.

107301:40:05,515 --> 01:40:06,846I'll have someone to talk to...

107401:40:06,950 --> 01:40:11,080when Maurice drags you off for oneof his 10-minute chats for six hours.

107501:40:11,187 --> 01:40:14,088I am not having any 10-minute chatswith Maurice.

107601:40:18,695 --> 01:40:21,994Pin on a nice smile, darling,we're almost there.

1077

01:40:37,047 --> 01:40:39,982Joanna thought they'd makea nice addition to the living pit.

107801:40:40,050 --> 01:40:41,517Bless you both.

107901:40:42,519 --> 01:40:43,986Prettier than ever.

108001:40:45,522 --> 01:40:46,955Prettier than ever.

108101:40:47,190 --> 01:40:50,057Everyone is admiring the house so much,I can't tell you.

108201:40:50,160 --> 01:40:52,890Tell me.I can't stand praise unless I have it.

108301:40:52,996 --> 01:40:55,294This is a beautiful house. Congratulations.

108401:40:55,365 --> 01:40:57,333You must be the architect.

108501:40:57,400 --> 01:41:00,301-I just love the high ceilings.-And the low floors?

108601:41:01,037 --> 01:41:02,129Precious.

108701:41:02,205 --> 01:41:05,732You'll never believe this,this is the wildest coincidence imaginable.

108801:41:05,842 --> 01:41:10,245When I was en route to the airport,who do you think I should bump into?

108901:41:10,347 --> 01:41:12,144Metaphorically speaking of course.

109001:41:12,215 --> 01:41:15,742Howard and Cathy Maxwell Manchester,

on their way back from the hospital.

109101:41:15,852 --> 01:41:18,821She's been undergoing surgeryfor a particularly....

109201:41:18,888 --> 01:41:22,346I'm very happy to say the doctorshave given her a hopeful prognosis.

109301:41:22,425 --> 01:41:25,417Anyhow, they told me to call youwhen I got to Europe.

109401:41:25,528 --> 01:41:27,428What a charming couple you wereand so on.

109501:41:27,530 --> 01:41:30,897When I called Yvonne and found outthat you'd built their new home...

109601:41:31,001 --> 01:41:32,992-well, you could imagine.-Right.

109701:41:33,069 --> 01:41:35,537lsn't thatthe wildest coincidence imaginable?

109801:41:35,605 --> 01:41:38,768-Yes, isn't it?-You've done the most fantastic things.

109901:41:38,875 --> 01:41:41,776-I guess you must be a very happy man.-I guess so.

110001:41:41,878 --> 01:41:44,210And your wife is such a darling.

110101:41:44,280 --> 01:41:47,772I've heard a lot about her. You havea wonderful little boy, haven't you?

110201:41:47,884 --> 01:41:50,250Actually we have gota wonderful little girl.

110301:41:50,353 --> 01:41:53,720That's right. A wonderful little girl.I want to tell you...

110401:41:53,790 --> 01:41:57,886I'm happy to see a bright, talented manlike you break right through to the top.

110501:41:57,961 --> 01:42:00,191I wish Howard and Cathywere here to see it...

110601:42:00,263 --> 01:42:03,630because, believe me,they believed in you right from the start...

110701:42:03,733 --> 01:42:05,860-if not before.-Come along.

110801:42:09,305 --> 01:42:12,069-Mr. Wallace, telephone for you.-Thank you.

110901:42:12,142 --> 01:42:14,474Follow me, sir, I plug you in.

111001:42:20,383 --> 01:42:22,442Follow me. He plugs me in.

111101:42:22,552 --> 01:42:25,749-They call you from America.-They call me from America.

111201:42:26,056 --> 01:42:28,422They call me from here,call me from there...

111301:42:28,491 --> 01:42:31,119they call mefrom every bloody where. Hello.

111401:42:31,461 --> 01:42:34,828Hello, Hal, how are you?lt's Hal Van Benius.

1115

01:42:35,932 --> 01:42:37,331What's the story?

111601:42:37,934 --> 01:42:40,266lt's fixed. That's wonderful.

111701:42:40,670 --> 01:42:42,433Yeah. When do we start?

111801:42:43,406 --> 01:42:46,898Yesterday, I can't do.I have things I have to do yesterday.

111901:42:50,113 --> 01:42:51,808Rome, Friday? Yeah.

112001:42:53,783 --> 01:42:55,341I've got it.

112101:42:55,452 --> 01:42:57,750I'll see you then. Great. Bye.

112201:42:58,788 --> 01:42:59,982Rome, Friday.

112301:43:00,190 --> 01:43:03,682-So, you're very much a success?-lncredibly much. Come on.

112401:43:06,930 --> 01:43:08,488Shall we dance?

112501:43:12,335 --> 01:43:15,270I think it's a little bit too earlyin the evening for that.

112601:43:15,338 --> 01:43:18,034ls it ever too early in the evening for that?

112701:43:18,141 --> 01:43:21,702You are here, no one tells me a thing.I'm repairing the electrics...

112801:43:21,811 --> 01:43:24,041which you should have been here to check.

1129

01:43:24,147 --> 01:43:25,944No one tells me you're arriving.

113001:43:26,216 --> 01:43:28,275There are many things I want to discuss--

113101:43:28,351 --> 01:43:30,945-I'm with my fiancée.-How do you do?

113201:43:31,020 --> 01:43:33,614We'll go somewhere quiet,then we'll have a long talk.

113301:43:33,690 --> 01:43:37,182-I thought this was going to be a party.-Please, I have problems.

113401:43:37,293 --> 01:43:39,193What's the name of your fiancée again?

113501:43:39,295 --> 01:43:42,321I don't know, I haven't asked.What's your name, darling?

113601:43:44,501 --> 01:43:45,991She's very pretty.

113701:43:46,503 --> 01:43:48,733But you have divorced Joanna?

113801:43:49,205 --> 01:43:50,433I don't understand.

113901:43:50,540 --> 01:43:54,533Anyway, the main question iswhen are you free?

114001:44:03,186 --> 01:44:05,848I want you to meet my fiancée,Sylvia Albino.

114101:44:07,056 --> 01:44:08,853David has been telling me about you.

114201:44:08,925 --> 01:44:10,859-Congratulations.

-Thank you.

114301:44:11,461 --> 01:44:13,759I had a phone call from Hal Van Benius.

114401:44:13,863 --> 01:44:16,058-And?-I got the job.

114501:44:16,466 --> 01:44:17,763Good.

114601:44:22,405 --> 01:44:25,238-You're going to the States?-Only for two years.

114701:44:25,475 --> 01:44:28,410Then you must spare me 10 minutes.I need your advice, Mark.

114801:44:28,478 --> 01:44:30,946We'll see him in Rome on Fridayon his way through.

114901:44:31,047 --> 01:44:32,207Ten minutes.

115001:44:35,118 --> 01:44:38,417I've heard the wonderful news about youand this beautiful girl.

115101:44:38,488 --> 01:44:42,720lf you two can be as happy as thosetwo wonderful people over there...

115201:44:42,792 --> 01:44:44,453and have a marriage like theirs...

115301:44:44,561 --> 01:44:46,961you haven't got a thing to worry about.

115401:44:49,799 --> 01:44:54,759You see, Mark, my problem is very simplebut very complicated.

115501:44:54,837 --> 01:44:56,998So you must spare me 10 minutes.

115601:44:57,740 --> 01:44:59,435Only 10 minutes, please.

115701:45:01,678 --> 01:45:05,444You are the obvious mansince it was your original conception.

115801:45:05,515 --> 01:45:08,678And I think it only fairthat you see what you can do....

115901:45:11,688 --> 01:45:14,248Everybody jump, please.

116001:45:15,792 --> 01:45:17,521Thank you.

116101:45:18,461 --> 01:45:21,089I think you should be there to supervise....

116201:45:28,271 --> 01:45:30,262I hate those occasions.

116301:45:30,607 --> 01:45:33,098I hate those occasions.You love those occasions.

116401:45:33,176 --> 01:45:34,473I love you.

116501:45:35,278 --> 01:45:36,643And I love you.

116601:45:40,783 --> 01:45:42,717How long is this gonna go on?

116701:45:43,353 --> 01:45:46,345-How long is what gonna go on?-The pretence that we're happy.

116801:45:46,456 --> 01:45:48,390You've never pretended.Who's pretending?

116901:45:48,491 --> 01:45:51,654

You are. That we're happily marriedand you wanted to stay with me.

117001:45:51,728 --> 01:45:53,696Those are two entirely different things.

117101:45:53,796 --> 01:45:55,559You don't have to tell me.

117201:45:57,367 --> 01:46:00,666lf you had someone to go to you'd leave.You don't have to tell me.

117301:46:00,737 --> 01:46:03,535-Why are you still here?-Because I'm not you.

117401:46:04,707 --> 01:46:07,540How long are you gonnago on resenting the past?

117501:46:07,710 --> 01:46:10,577Who's talking? Just who is talking?

117601:46:10,913 --> 01:46:13,711I'm talking.What would you do if we got a divorce?

117701:46:14,717 --> 01:46:15,741Cry.

117801:46:15,852 --> 01:46:19,083-Yeah, like for how long?-I don't know.

117901:46:19,222 --> 01:46:22,658-Why would we get a divorce?-What if I died or didn't exist?

118001:46:22,725 --> 01:46:26,684lf I hadn't had chickenpoxI'd have had chickenpox.... I don't know.

118101:46:28,665 --> 01:46:29,825I love you.

118201:46:30,433 --> 01:46:31,695

Well, then.

118301:46:37,206 --> 01:46:39,606What would you do if I didn't exist?

118401:46:40,043 --> 01:46:41,874Probably marry David.

118501:46:45,014 --> 01:46:47,380But you do exist.

118601:46:49,218 --> 01:46:52,119You knew the answer,so why did you ask the question?

118701:46:52,221 --> 01:46:54,018Because I knew the answer.

118801:46:55,124 --> 01:46:58,059There'll never be anyone else like youin my life.

118901:46:58,127 --> 01:46:59,754-You promise?-I hope.

119001:47:01,964 --> 01:47:03,932lt's you who can't accept it.

119101:47:04,467 --> 01:47:05,627What can't I accept?

119201:47:05,735 --> 01:47:08,101Why do you stop the carevery time I say something?

119301:47:08,204 --> 01:47:09,694What can't I accept?

119401:47:10,139 --> 01:47:12,630That we're a fixture, that we're married.

119501:47:12,942 --> 01:47:16,378You go on about my leaving youand I'm always still here.

1196

01:47:16,446 --> 01:47:19,415-Sure you don't want me to leave you?-Positive.

119701:47:23,152 --> 01:47:25,279Why do you think I'm here?

119801:47:26,255 --> 01:47:27,950I don't know. That's the whole thing.

119901:47:28,057 --> 01:47:30,753That's the whole thing,you never stop to think.

120001:47:32,829 --> 01:47:34,592I've stopped to think.

120101:47:35,998 --> 01:47:37,556Stop thinking.

120201:47:46,943 --> 01:47:48,069Now?

120301:47:49,746 --> 01:47:50,804Here?

120401:47:53,816 --> 01:47:56,944-I love happy endings.-You're just plain immoral.

120501:47:57,587 --> 01:48:00,181How can it be immoral if we are married?

120601:48:01,190 --> 01:48:03,317We're gonna have to get a divorce.

120701:48:26,716 --> 01:48:29,446-Come on, Howie.-Okay.

120801:48:59,515 --> 01:49:02,643You have to admit it, we've changed.

120901:49:02,919 --> 01:49:06,082-I admit it. We've changed.-lt's sad, but there it is.

121001:49:06,823 --> 01:49:07,847Life.

121101:49:08,691 --> 01:49:13,390At least you're not a bad-tempered,disorganized, conceited failure anymore.

121201:49:14,931 --> 01:49:19,664You're a bad-tempered, disorganized,conceited success.

121301:49:30,246 --> 01:49:31,474Wait a minute.

121401:49:35,585 --> 01:49:38,247No, my passport's in here.lt must be in here somewhere.

121501:49:38,321 --> 01:49:42,223I've got a very important meeting in Rome.I've got to get through.

121601:50:00,243 --> 01:50:02,143-Bitch!-Bastard!