Unemployed Philosophers Guild Fall 2014

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SECULAR SAINTSUPG’s Secular Saints candles feature cultural icons to inspire and enlighten. Guaranteed to grant your desires (“I need romantic lighting”) and aid the powerless (“I need light until the power comes back on”).

2.25” x 8.5”.

Sold in multiples of 4.

NOAM CHOMSKY#3309

SIGMUND FREUD#3311

BETTY FRIEDAN#3306

SALVADOR DALÍ#3473

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE#3307

SOCRATES#3313

CHARLES DARWIN#3325

VIRGINIA WOOLF#3310

ABRAHAM LINCOLN#3314

ALBERT EINSTEIN#2933

KURT VONNEGUT#3701

SECULAR SAINT CANDLE DISPLAY

Baltic birch plywood, assembles with no hardware. See

back cover for details. #3804

NEW PRODUCTS

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THE BEATLES YELLOW SUBMARINE PLAY SETThe Beatles Yellow Submarine Play Set comes with a Snapping Turk, the Chief Blue Meanie and Max, Apple Bonkers, Glovie, and more! Featuring the Fab Four…and Love. #3385


TARDIS VS DALEKCREAM & SUGAR SETEven a rivalry of cosmic proportions takes time out for tea! The TARDIS holds the sugar and the Dalek holds the cream. Approx. 3 1/2” tall and highly civilized. #3746

THE BEATLES YELLOW SUBMARINE STICKY NOTESYellow Submarine sticky notes feature characters from the movie. Let the Fab Four, Blue Meanies, Glovie, and a psychedelic host of others help you remember All You Need. #3330


GENESIS OF THE DALEKS MUGProf. Bakewell’s genuine blueprints for the design of the Dalek—The Doctor’s long-time nemesis. Caffeinate before you exterminate! #3745



THE BEATLES YELLOW SUBMARINE MUGWhen you add hot water, John, Paul, George, and Ringo appear in their Yellow Submarine. Won’t you join the Fab Four in a cup of tea? 12 oz. #3329


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PERSISTENCE OF MEMORY T-SHIRTHere’s the history of human memory, from its earliest origins as electricity traveling through the brain to written records to punch cards to electricity now stored in a cloud. Remember?

PMEM1 – SmallPMEM2 – MediumPMEM3 – LargePMEM4 – XLPMEM5 – 2XL

FIRST AID STICKY NOTESA pack of sticky notes in the shapes of a tube of ointment and assorted bandages – everything you need to remedy your writing: fix the wording, mend a sentence, and make your documents all better. Perfect for script doctors! #3647

KITTENS WALLETKittens, KITTENS, KITTENS! Kitten-crazy wallet meows when you open it. Because KITTENS!!!One compartment for kitty litter, another for toy mice. This wallet will meow every time you open it. Notice how we didn’t say purrfect. Shoot, well, now we did. #3321

AUDUBON BIRDS WALLETKeep a blue jay in your pocket—a dozen Audubon birdsongs and bird calls when you open the wallet. #3316

Kittens wallet and the Audubon Birds wallet should probably be kept separately.




Minimum order 2 pieces.

SHAKESPEARMINTSHow art thou out of breath when thou hast breath / To say to me that thou art out of breath? And while we’re talking about it, how is thy breath? Carry Shakespearmints and you will never say your mistress’ breath reeks. #0008

Minimum of 24.

LITTLE THINKERSTwo of our nation’s beloved forefathers are now cuddlesome companions for your home office, your corner office, or your Oval Office—depending on who you are. They stand a towering 11” tall.

Minimum 2 pieces/style.

BABEL WATCHAnd the Lord said...”confound their language, that they may not understand one another’s speech.”

Now you can tell time in Aramaic, Laotian, Chinese, Oriya, Sanskrit, Coptic, Greek, Mayan, Egyptian, Thai, Ethiopic, and Bengali...even if you can’t tell the time to anyone else. #3784

MAGNETIC PERSONALITIESPoetry! Rockabilly! Philosophy! Magnetic finger puppets at home on your fridge or your locker.


NEW DESIGN!

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RUMI#3740

WASHINGTON#3733

FRANKLIN#3561

DESCARTES#3741

ELVIS#3045

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DISAPPEARING MUGS

LITERARY MUGSBring Kurt Vonnegut to your book club or Mark Twain to your bungalow in the Sandwich Islands. Enjoy a civilized tea with Jane Austen or hot chocolate with Edgar Allan Poe. 16 oz.


DISAPPEARING TARDIS Watch the TARDIS

travel through time and space!#1605

CONSTELLATIONS Have coffee with the stars.

#2762

DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CATThe cat disappears, leaving only a grin.

#0025

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TIMELESS ELVISAdd a hot beverage and watch Elvis

go from Vegas to Memphis! #3044

THE BEATLES YELLOW SUBMARINE MUGWhen you add hot water, John, Paul, George, and Ringo appear in their Yellow Submarine. Won’t you join the Fab Four in a cup of tea? 12 oz. #3329

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KURT VONNEGUT#3358

EDGAR ALLAN POE#3356

MARK TWAIN#3357

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DISAPPEARING MUGS Min. 4 per style. Order in multiples of 4. All mugs come boxed.

GREAT GAYS OUT OF THE CLOSETAdd hot liquid and 14 great gays from

history proudly throw open the closet doors! #1655

GREAT NUDESAdd a hot beverage and everyone’s clothing

vanishes! They’re all famous masterpieces.

#2240

DISAPPEARING CIVIL LIBERTIESWatch your rights disappear.

#0236

GLOBAL WARMINGWatch the water rise and the coastlines

disappear over a cup of fair-trade coffee. #0224

DISAPPEARING MUGS

SHARK! Add coffee or tea and stay out of the water.

#2985

JESUS SHAVESJesus needs hot water to shave!

#0981

GREAT SUPREME COURT CASESAdd a hot beverage and the

losing sides disappear! #1657

DISAPPEARING WIVES OF HENRY VIII

Add hot water and the wives disappear until things cool off.

#0064

ADAM & EVEThe fig leaves disappear,

revealing their hidden shame! #0965

DISAPPEARING DINOSAURSDinosaurs transform into fossils!

#0982

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NON-DISAPPEARING MUGSNON-DISAPPEARING MUGS

BRIEF HISTORY OF ARTFrom Lascaux to Picasso.

#1658

PINK FREUDHave a cigar!

#3346

Min. 4 per style. Order in multiples of 4. All mugs come boxed.

CLASSIC MOVIE MUGClassic quotes from movie history.

Test yourself!#2764

BANNED BOOKS24 classic pieces of literature

too hot to handle. #2480

FREUDIAN SIPSWhen you say one thing but

mean your mother! #0084

GREAT ARCHITECTUREArchitectural drawings of 10 famous buildings

from classical to classic.#3305

PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

29 classic slogans, from Adlai to Zachary.#0978

SHAKESPEAREAN LOVE The Bard’s best come-ons.

#0169

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS The Bard’s best put-downs!

#0065

YIDDISH PROVERBS Colorful Yiddish proverbs and their

English translations. #0163

MONTY PYTHON QUOTES Featuring 20 classic quotes from the

legendary comedy team. #2965

GENESIS OF THE DALEKS Caffeinate before you exterminate!

#3745

CROSSWORD PUZZLE MUG One puzzle on the box, a new one

every month at crosswordmug.com! #3340

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MUGS PILL BOXES

VAN GOGH#0171

MOTHER’S LITTLE HELPER

#0602

FREUD#0172

MAD HATTER#0238

SHAKESPEARE#0318

MY STACHE#2807

3.5” x 1”

Humorous aids for our over-medicated society. Fine nickel-plated pill boxes with clasps to keep your meds safely inside.

All pill boxes come in a gift box (excluding My Stache, Pandora’s Box and Pink Freud).

2” in diameter.

CHILL PILL #2806

FRIDA’SPHARMACY

#3333

OBAMACARE#3332

JESUS#0648

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PANDORA’S PILL BOX#2833

2.5” x 2.5”

NEW!

BUDDHA#3463

PINK FREUD#3413

2.5” x 2.5”

ROSIE THE RIVETER#3583

GREAT MOUSTACHES15 famous moustaches.

Groucho, Twain, Poe and others.#0652

FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE It’ll give you the literary

inspiration to tackle your day. #2763

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MATHEMATICAL FORMULAE20 of the most popular mathematical formulae.

#0492

DALÍ LLAMA50% englightened, 50% surreal.

#3381

HELLO DALÍThe persistence of meow.

#3382

HERE’S LOOKING AT EUCLIDEnjoy your morning cofffee

with some essential geometry.#3402

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BABEL WATCHNow you can tell time in Ara-maic, Laotian, Chinese, Oriya, Sanskrit, Coptic, Greek, Mayan, Egyptian, Thai, Ethiopic, and Bengali...even if you can’t tell the time to anyone else. #3784

AWESOME WATCH PACKAGING!Each watch comes

in its own display tin.

WATCH DISPLAYBaltic birch plywood and acrylic,

assembles with no hardware. Holds 12 watches. Other styles

available. #3471

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DARKROOM TIMERRemember darkrooms, developers, red lighting and chemical baths? Our watch brings it all back for photography enthusiasts. Glows in the dark. #2987

THE MIND OF FREUDSee what’s on his mind (and probably yours!) Six different words (Mom, Dad, Sex, Envy, Id, Eros) become visible inside Freud’s thought bubble. #0127

F-STOP WATCHA classic photography-inspired watch. It’s 2.8, do you know where your children are? #1836

PRIME TIME Tell time with prime numbers. A math geek favorite! #1837

SHAKESPEARE TWELFTH NIGHT“O time, thou must untangle this, not I; it is too hard a knot for me t’untie.” A reminder that time heals all wounds. #0105

NIETZSCHE ETERNAL RETURN OF THE SAME“The Eternal Return of the Same” spins around the face. #0088

STEAMSHIP TELEGRAPH Full speed ahead! #2836

THE MYTH OF SISYPHUSEternally condemned, Sisyphus pushes his rock round and round as the seconds tick by. #0261

CHAPLIN “MODERN TIMES” ROTATING GEARCharlie gets caught up in the machinery of modern times.#0649

CHE GUEVARA REVOLUTION“REVOLUTION” revolves around the watch face. #0220

SHIVA ROTATING ARMSTwo of the Hindu God’s arms and trident keep track of time. #0650

SALVADOR DALÍ SURREALITYDalí’s moustache becomes the minute and hour hands of this surreal watch. One of his ubiquitous ants circles the face every minute. #0559

LEONARDO DA VINCI REVERSE MOTIONThe hands move backwards! The face says: “Time stays long enough for anyone who will use it.” #0651

COLOR WHEELFinally, a classic artist’s color wheel you can wear on your wrist, perfect for all your on-the-go color-mixing needs. 39mm diameter. #3584

WONDERLANDYou won’t be late with our Wonderland Watch. A flurry of cards spins around the watch face every minute. Curious! #1609

MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS Watch John Cleese contort himself as the hours pass! 39mm diameter. #3049

DOCTOR WHO The TARDIS flies around the vortex every minute. 39mm diameter with magnifying watch face. #2207

HIGGS BOSONPretend you understand particle physics with this new watch. You’ll CERNtainly be the life of any party. #2969

EUCLIDEuclid’s proposition tells you the time. #3527

PTOLEMEIC SYSTEMAh, the good old days when the heavens revolved around the earth. #2979

EINSTEINIAN RELATIVITYA clever take on relativity! It tells perfect time, but the numbers rotate! #0219

EINSTEIN’S RELATIVELYSTRONG MINTSPEPPERMINT #0315

OBAMACARE MINTSPEPPERMINT #3351

PUNISHMINTSCINNAMON

HABAÑERO #2954

DISAPPOINTMINTSPEPPERMINT #2123

BEFORE THE KISSPEPPERMINT #0071

OBAMAMINTSPEPPERMINT #0316

THE MORNING AFTER MINTPEPPERMINT #0258

INVISIBILITY MINTSPEPPERMINT #0947

ANTI-ESTABLISHMINTSPEPPERMINT #0011

ANTI-GRAVITY MINTSPEPPERMINT #0962

MINTS

Super-strong mints that provide a wallop of minty freshness, without sugar or aspartame.

Minimum 24 tins per style.

All mints come in a POP display box.

DELICIOUS!

MANLY MINTSPEPPERMINT #0260

BEFORE, DURING& AFTER SEX MINTS

PEPPERMINT #0103

EAVES DROPS#3524

EXPERIMINTS#2978

ALICE’S ENCHANTMINTSPEPPERMINT #0615

MINTS ARE A GIRL’SBEST FRIEND

PEPPERMINT #210119

SIN-O-MINTSCINNAMON #0108

MESSIAH MINTSPEPPERMINT #0964

MESHUGA MINTSPEPPERMINT #2103

SHAKESPEARMINTSWINTERGREEN #0008

AFTER THERAPY MINTSPEPPERMINT #0009

RETIREMINTSPEPPERMINT #2102

MINTS

3-style rack (#0193) 6-style rack (#0139)

Two racks available upon request. Order 6 mint cases and get the 6-style rack. Order 3 cases and get the 3-style rack. See p. 49 for details.

FREE DISPLAYRACK

Sold in multiples of 24. POP included.

ATONEMINTSPEPPERMINT #0013

ENLIGHTENMINTSPEPPERMINT #0038

MOTHER’SLITTLE HELPERPEPPERMINT #0259

EMPOWERMINTSPEPPERMINT #0949

MONTY PYTHON’S WAFER THIN MINTS

PEPPERMINT #3367

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LITTLE THINKERS

JANE AUSTEN#0248

BILLY THE KID#2948

BLACKBEARD#1844

Are you tired of those cute but brainless “beanie” dolls? Let our Little Thinkers add a dollop of culture and humor to your shelves. 11" tall and so smart.

VIRGINIAWOOLF #0123

FRANK LLOYDWRIGHT#0512

LITTLE THINKERS

JOHANNSEBASTIAN

BACH #0014

LUDWIG VANBEETHOVEN

#0017

WOLFGANGAMADEUSMOZART#0083

JESUS#0289

CHEGUEVARA

#0024

SHERLOCKHOLMES#0511

PABLOPICASSO#0638

MUSICAL

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WINSLOW HOMER#2822

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SOCRATES#0115

ANDYWARHOL

#0311

WILLIAMSHAKESPEARE

#0099

SCREAMING SCREAM

#0290

VINCENTVAN GOGH

#0122

Detachable ear!

ELEANORROOSEVELT

#0288

KURT VONNEGUT

#2949

NIKOLA TESLA#3558

Ireallyscream!

EDGARALLAN POE

#0187

Detachable

raven!

Detachable

kite!

MARIE CURIE#3559

CLEOPATRA#3262

DAVY CROCKETT#2947

BUDDHA#0019

CHARLIE CHAPLIN #0931

SALVADOR DALÍ

#0028

EMILYDICKINSON

#0036

CHARLESDARWIN#0030

CHARLES DICKENS#2641

FRIDAKAHLO#0056

ELIZABETH I#0525

ALBERTEINSTEIN

#0035

W.E.B.DUBOIS#0128

KING TUT#3261

LEONARDODA VINCI

#0029

SIGMUNDFREUD#0162

BENJAMINFRANKLIN

#3561

GEORGEWASHINGTON

#3733

MAHATMA GANDHI#0058

GALILEOGALILEI#0188

GANESH#0625

MARILYNMONROE

#0203

CLAUDEMONET #0081

KARLMARX#0077

ABRAHAMLINCOLN

#0951

FRIEDRICHNIETZSCHE

#0085

FLORENCENIGHTINGALE

#0631

BARACK OBAMA#0310

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OMG#2778

FREUDIAN FINERY#0321

AMERICAN GOTHIC#2766

MAGNETIC PLAY SETS

GREAT MOUSTACHES SET20 magnets modeled on famous moustaches will hold up and enhance your family photos on the fridge. #2498

FREE ACRYLIC DISPLAYfor Great Moustaches magnet set available with order of 12 units upon request. #2696

MAGNETIC DRESS-UP DISPLAY RACK

Baltic birch plywood, assembles with no hardware. Holds 24 magnetic play sets. Available free with purchase of 24 sets. #3106

YOU’VE CREATEDA MONSTER!PLAY SET#3519

PLAY SETS

Mix it up! UPG’s magnetic moustaches, dress-ups, and play sets make your fridge fun again!


MAGNETIC PLAY SETS

EINSTEIN’S ENSEMBLES#0322

WHAT WOULD JESUS WEAR?#0323

FRIDA’S FROCKS & SMOCKS#2310

Sold in multiples of 6/style.

OBAMARAMA #0654

THE FIRST LADY OF FASHION#0320

SARAH PALIN GOING VOGUE#1625

ELVIS PRESLEY’S MIX N’MATCH#3042

SOME LIKE IT HAUTE#2281

YELLOW SUBMARINE PLAY SETThe Beatles Yellow Submarine Play Set comes with a Snapping Turk, the Chief Blue Meanie and Max, Apple Bonkers, Glovie, and more! Featuring the Fab Four… and Love. #3385


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WONDERLAND#2781

FREUDIAN SLIPS#0114

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DIFFERENT SHAPES IN EVERY BOOKLET!

Sticky Notes from the Unemployed Philosphers Guild are so much more than just another adhesive memo pad! Each booklet comes with over 300 stickers in different shapes and sizes and is guaranteed to amuse!

3.25” x 4.5”.

MOUSTACHIOS#2952

MONTY PYTHON#3048

STICKY NOTE BOOKLETS

MUSICAL NOTES#0532

LEGAL NOTES#2210

SHAKESPEARE’S MUCH ADO ABOUT NWGS

#0533

FINGER NOTES#0613

EINSTEINIAN GLUONS #0535

ADHESIVE CHRIST ALMIGHTIES

#0612

FEMINOTES#1818

STICKY NOTE BOOKLETSMinimum order 6 pieces per style. Sold in multiples of 6/style. Sticky note books come packed in POP-ready display box.

ELVIS#3361

DALÍ’S SURREALIST MANIFESTOS

#0546

COMMANDMENTS#0528

STICK ‘EM UPS#2782

FRIDA’S REFLECTIONS#0529

NOTES OF THE BUDDHA#0611

THE BEATLES YELLOW SUBMARINEYellow Submarine sticky notes feature characters from the movie. Let the Fab Four, Blue Meanies, Glovie, and a psychedelic host of others help you remember All You Need. #3330


FIRST AID A pack of sticky notes in the shapes of ointment and assorted bandages—everything you need to remedy your writing: fix the wording, mend a sentence, and make your documents all better. Perfect for script doctors! #3647


TIERED STICKY NOTE DISPLAYBaltic birch plywood assembles, without hardware. Holds 36 units. Free with purchase of 72 booklets. #3105

POPDISPLAY

All sticky note books come in POP boxes of six.

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SONIC WALLETS

Ever hear the saying “money talks”? Well, now your wallet can talk, or sing, or scream with our revolutionary Sonic Wallets. Made from durable Tyvek®, each wallet lets loose a different array of sounds each time you open it!

THE INCREDIBLE

SONIC WALLET!

Light-Sensitivesound plays when wallet is opened

Expandablethin wallet adapts to

hold your stuffSPINNING WALLET DISPLAYShow off your sonic wallets on this spinning display. Holds 48 wallets. See p. 46. #3228

SONIC WALLETSSold in multiples of 6/style.

THE SCREAMHear existential screams and shouts each time you open the wallet. #2908

PATRIOTICThe most American wallet ever! Plays Stars and Stripes Forever and The National Anthem! Sized perfectly for US currency. #2973

DRUM MACHINEThis classic drum machine-inspired wallet lays down five beats! #2907

JESUSHallelujah! Sounds of angels and harps emanate as you reach for what is Caesar’s. #2970

BUDDHAFind your moment of zen when you reach for a ten. Plays four different chants and meditative sounds. #2974

SHAKESPEARE INSULTSHurls seven insults and barbs from the Bard each time thou opens it. #2971

MOOLAHA blinged-out cow wallet that shouts moo-lah each time you open it to grab some moolah! #2975

BASEBALLPlays classic sounds of a ball game each time you open it. It’ll make you want to buy peanuts. #2972

ELVISHere’s the only ONE FOR THE MONEY. Fits in the pocket of your leather jacket and your flashy new jumpsuit. Plays “Blue Suede Shoes” each time you open it. #2976

DAY OF THE DEADNow your dinero can be as festive as the Día de los Muertos! Plays mariachi music each time you open it. #3318

JEWISHWhether for babka or challah, you’re going to need dough. Plays “Hava Nagila” when you open it. #3319

CLASSIC SCI FI The superior intelligence’s choice for holding worthless Earthling currency. Made of space-age material! Plays a variety of spacey sounds each time you open it. #3324

MONTY PYTHONYou’ll make a splash with this Monty Python wallet that plays music plus select quotes from the Pythons when you open it. #2982

CAMERAPay your models and darkroom fees with this sleek, retro Graflex wallet. Makes classic camera sounds when you open it! #2981

KITTENS Kittens, KITTENS, KITTENS! Kitten-crazy wallet meows when you open it. Because KITTENS!!! One compartment for kitty litter, another for toy mice. This wallet will meow every time you open it. Notice how we didn’t say purrfect. Shoot, well, now we did. #3321

AUDUBON BIRDSKeep a blue jay in your pocket—a dozen Audubon birdsongs and bird calls when you open the wallet. #3316

Kittens wallet and the Audubon Birds wallet should probably be kept separately.

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DOCTOR WHO

DOCTOR WHO WATCHThe TARDIS flies around the vortex every minute. 38mm diameter with magnifying watch face. #2207

TARDIS VS DALEK SALT & PEPPER SETAn epic battle across space and time can now take place over your dinner table with our TARDIS vs Dalek salt and pepper shaker set! These collectible ceramic shakers are a must for every Doctor Who fan. #2453

DISAPPEARING TARDIS MUGWatch the TARDIS travel through time and space! #1605

Sold in minimums of 2.

PLANET PLATESA set of eight melamine plates featuring watercolor portraits of the planets in our solar system. This lightweight dinnerware orbits from picnic to dinner party to dishwasher – wherever adventure takes you! Pluto not included (it’s not a planet). Dishwasher safe. Plate diameter 10”. #3344

JUPITER SATURN

VENUS

URANUS NEPTUNE

MERCURY MARSEARTH


PLANET PLATES

TARDIS VS DALEKCREAM & SUGAR SETEven a rivalry of cosmic proportions takes time out for tea! The TARDIS holds the sugar and the Dalek holds the cream. Approx. 3 1/2” tall and highly civilized. #3746

GENESIS OF THE DALEKS MUGProf. Bakewell’s genuine blueprints for the design of the Dalek — The Doctor’s long-time nemesis. Caffeinate before you exterminate! #3745



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More than just a blank card, this is a revolution in stationery! Each of our 9” tall, die-cut note cards comes with an envelope and unique sticker sheet, featuring quotations and celebratory greetings for all occasions, from “Happy Birthday” to “Missing you!” and protected in an acetate sleeve.

SALVADORDALÍ

#0230

JANEAUSTEN#0202

BILLCLINTON#0301

HILLARYCLINTON

#0302

WINSTONCHURCHILL

#1784

CHARLIECHAPLIN#0938

LAUGHING BUDDHA#3659

LUDWIG VANBEETHOVEN

#0228

SIMONEDE BEAUVOIR

#0506

ELIZABETH I#0987

DEGAS’BALLERINA

#0507

CHARLESDARWIN#0478

ALBERTEINSTEIN

#0204

ISADORADUNCAN#0494

DANTEALIGHIERI

#0509

EMILYDICKINSON

#0303

BENJAMINFRANKLIN

#0574

MAHATMAGANDHI#0212

SIGMUNDFREUD#0203

MICHELFOUCAULT

#0213

RALPH WALDOEMERSON

#0578

LOUIS ARMSTRONG

#2225

FREDERICK DOUGLASS

#2230

QUOTABLE NOTABLES

BILLY THE KID

#2956

NIKOLATESLA

DAVYCROCKETT

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ANGEL(GIOTTO)

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FLOOR AND COUNTER RACKS AVAILABLESee page 54 for details.

F. SCOTTFITZGERALD

#0588

JESUS#0935

JAMESJOYCE#0206

THOMASJEFFERSON

#0575

FRIEDRICHNIETZSCHE

#0208

ISAACNEWTON

#0989

QUOTABLE NOTABLES

CLAUDEMONET#0231

W.A.MOZART#0229

JOHN F. KENNEDY

#2224

KISS (KLIMT)#0232

FRIDAKAHLO#0218

MOSES#0940

LEONARDODA VINCI

#0941

ROBERT E.LEE

#2227

FRANZ KAFKA#0579

KARLMARX#0233

ABRAHAMLINCOLN

#0966

MARILYN MONROE

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Quotable Notables continue!

Every card is fully customizable.

MONA LISA(LEONARDO)

#0234

HENRY VIII#0200

CHEGUEVARA

#0199

SHERLOCKHOLMES#0504

ULYSSES S.GRANT#2226

JIMIHENDRIX

#2229

ZORA NEALEHURSTON

#0590

BILLIE HOLIDAY

#3326

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QUEEN OF HEARTS#0580

MAD HATTER#0584

WHITE RABBIT#0581

ALICE#0583

VIRGINIAWOOLF#0207

FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT#0589

WALT WHITMAN

#0304

LUDWIGWITTGENSTEIN

#0205

OSCARWILDE#1785

ANDY WARHOL

#0939

KURT VONNEGUT

#2959

GEORGEWASHINGTON

#1783

WILLIAMSHAKESPEARE

#0215

SOCRATES#0211

GERTRUDE STEIN#0942

HENRY DAVID THOREAU

#0501

NIKOLA TESLA#3659

VINCENT VAN GOGH

#0210

SCREAM(MUNCH)

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JEAN-PAULSARTRE#0505

ROSIE THERIVETER#0586

MARK TWAIN#0502

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THEODORE ROOSEVELT

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HARRYHOUDINI

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REMBRANDTVAN RIJN

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ELVIS PRESLEY#3047

PABLOPICASSO#0945

EDGARALLAN POE

#0209

ELEANORROOSEVELT

#0576

ROSA PARKS#2223

DOROTHYPARKER#0201

MICHELLEOBAMA#0312

BARACKOBAMA#0609

VENUS(BOTTICELLI)

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ANNIEOAKLEY#0508

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ALICE IN WONDERLANDAlice, Mad Hatter, Queen of Hearts, White Rabbit. #0585

CARD SETS

nonsense!eat me

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“Goodbye Feet!”

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“Everything's got

a moral, if only

you can �nd it.”“If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.” “Oh, 'tis love, 'tis

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“I can't explain

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“What a curious feeling.”

GREAT ARTISTSSalvador Dalí, Frida Kahlo, Claude Monet, Vincent Van Gogh. #0305

GREAT WRITERSJane Austen, William Shakespeare, James Joyce, Virginia Woolf. #0306

MASTERPIECESDegas’ Ballerina, Munch’s Scream, Leonardo’s Mona Lisa, Klimt’s Kiss. #0510

Each set includes 8 cards, 8 envelopes & 4 sticker sheets.

BOXED CARD SETS


A handy travel notebook or journal for your inward journeys.

3.5” x 5”. 64 pages.

CAMELOT#1592

GARDEN OF EDEN#1594

AREA 51#2962

NOTEBOOKS

PASSPORT NOTEBOOKS


COMIC NOTEBOOKA handy cartoonist’s notebook, perfect for capturing all your fresh POW! ZIP! BOING! ideas. #3581

MINI MASTERPIECESNOTEBOOKA handy artist’s notebook with page borders of classic frames for studies, details, or miniature masterpieces. #3582

SHERLOCK HOLMES NOTEBOOKA useful pocket-sized notebook where you can jot down clues to a mystery! #3393

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NIRVANA#1593

MARS#2221

PARADISE#1475

PLATO’S REPUBLIC#1469

UPG#2964

NEVERLAND#1590

UNCONSCIOUS#1467

HELL#1465

OZ#1471

UTOPIA#1468

WONDERLAND#1473

NOTEBOOK DISPLAYBaltic birch plywood, assembles with no

hardware. Holds 36 passports, free with purchase of 72. #3104

Sold in multiples of 6/style. PASSPORT NOTEBOOKS

Detachable stencil!

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GREAT DRINKERS SHOT GLASSESOur Great Drinkers shot glass set celebrates six immortal literary figures who are as famous for their drinking as they are for their work: Oscar Wilde, Lord Byron, Dorothy Parker, Winston Churchill, William Butler Yeats, and Charles Baudelaire. Each two-ounce shot glass features an illustration of the author along with a memorable quote about drinking. #0034

MUG SHOTS SHOT GLASSES Six of the most famous gangsters and their mug shots on a set of shot glasses! Includes Al Capone, John Dillinger, Bugsy Siegel, Lucky Luciano, Machine Gun Kelly, and Pretty Boy Floyd. #1838

GLASSWARE

SHOT INTO SPACE SHOT GLASSESSix shot glasses, eight animal pioneers. Raise a glass to the unsung heroes of space exploration! #3091

JEWS GLASSESA set of four juice glasses featuring famous Jews. One of thinkers, one of artists, one of writers, and one of entertainers. Makes every nosh a meeting of the minds. #2869



OTHER STUFF

Now you can really put your foot in it! Walk in the master’s footsteps with our patented built-in ‘sock-tongue’.

ST. SEBASTIAN PIN CUSHIONThe famed martyr pierced by arrows is now your very own pincushion. He comes complete with pins. #0195

Available in:Small (Women’s 4.5-7.5, Men’s 4.5–6) #0112Medium (Women’s 8-10, Men’s 6.5–8.5) #0111Large (Women’s 10.5-12, Men’s 9–11.5) #0110

INFLATABLE SCREAM DOLLDo-it-yourself inflatable Scream rises to 18” when you fill it with a sigh, a moan, or a scream of your own. He also wobbles on his water-filled base. #2961

Min. 2pcs. Boxed.


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Now your customers can dress in style—UPG style! Featuring 13 designs. No summer, winter, fall or spring collection is complete without them! 100% cotton.*

DRESS IN STYLE!

Available in unisex Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, and 2X-Large.

*Hello Dali is 90/10 cotton/polyblend.

TKNEW!

WALDO1 - SmallWALDO2 - MediumWALDO3 - LargeWALDO4 - XLWALDO5 - 2XL

CCAT1 - SmallCCAT2 - MediumCCAT3 - LargeCCAT4 - XLCCAT5 - 2XL

PMEM1 – SmallPMEM2 – MediumPMEM3 – aLargePMEM4 – XLPMEM5 – 2XL

T-SHIRTSMin. 2 per size if ordered in less than a dozen.

EUCLID1 - SmallEUCLID2 - MediumEUCLID3 - LargeEUCLID4 - XLEUCLID5 - 2XL

MOUST1 - SmallMOUST2 - MediumMOUST3 - LargeMOUST4 - XLMOUST5 - 2XL

LLAMA1 - SmallLLAMA2 - MediumLLAMA3 - LargeLLAMA4 - XLLLAMA5 - 2XL

HELLOD1 - SmallHELLOD2 - MediumHELLOD3 - LargeHELLOD4 - XLHELLOD5 - 2XL

LUCY1 - SmallLUCY2 - MediumLUCY3 - LargeLUCY4 - XLLUCY5 - 2XL

CALVIN1 - SmallCALVIN2 - MediumCALVIN3 - LargeCALVIN4 - XLCALVIN5 - 2XL

INSULT1 - SmallINSULT2 - MediumINSULT3 - LargeINSULT4 - XLINSULT5 - 2XL

LAIKA1 - SmallLAIKA2 - MediumLAIKA3 - LargeLAIKA4 - XLLAIKA5 - 2XL

TSHIRT1 - SmallTSHIRT2 - MediumTSHIRT3 - LargeTSHIRT4 - XLTSHIRT5 - 2XL

PINKF1 - SmallPINKF2 - MediumPINKF3 - LargePINKF4 - XLPINKF5 - 2XL

HAM1 - SmallHAM2 - MediumHAM3 - LargeHAM4 - XLHAM5 - 2XL

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Each Activity Bar comes in a fold-out four-panel box full of fun, facts, games, activities, and, to give you the energy to do it all, a delicious-tasting fruit and nut bar! A magnetic clasp keeps it all together. The package is wildly entertaining even after the bar is gone.

Never before have so many had so much fun and nutrition for so little!

ARRR BARRR PIRATE BAR Box includes pirate lingo, cut-out pieces of eight, pirate quiz game and an official code of conduct! #2289

STAR BARLearn about the universe while having a snack! #3040

SIGMUND FREUD’S FRUIT & NUT BAR An interactive box full of Freudian games, trivia, and even a cut-out Freudian cigar! #2338

BUDDHA BAR Buddha trivia, checklists, and a cut-out Buddhist shrine to display on your desk or nightstand. #2332

FUN AND NUTRITIOUS!

THE BARD BARMy kingdom for a tasty fruit and nut bar! The most literary of snacks. #3041

MAGNETIC CLASPkeeps it closed

FRUIT AND NUT BAR

GAMES

FACTS

ACTIVITY BARS ACTIVITY BARS

THE LAST SUPPER BAR Box contains a Jesus activity extravaganza: facts on the Last Supper, games, quizzes, jokes and trivia. #2334

A PRIEST, A RABBI, AND A PENGUIN WALK INTO A BAR Inside you’ll find a concise History of Humor Timeline, a Comic Strip Construction Kit, and a crash course on punchlines. #2340

GAY BAR Includes games, activities, trivia, and even recipes for gay drinks that are guaranteed to leave you well hung over. That’s quite a package! #2339

WONDERLAND ‘EAT ME’ BARCurious? Open up the box and you’ll find games, puzzles, and quotes from your favorite Wonderland characters. #2337

EINSTEIN’S ENERGY BAROpen up the package for a real scientific education. You’ll be able to hold your own in any discussion of special relativity. #0967

NIETZSCHE’S WILL TO POWER BAROpen the clasp and discover Nietzsche puzzles, facts, and 12 steps to becoming an Übermensch. There’s even a cut-out Nietzsche moustache! #2342

3 Bar Rack (wire) (#2677) 6 Bar Rack (wood) (#2678)

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ROTATING PUPPET RACKOur rotating Magnetic Personality display holds up to 60 puppets. It’s made of wood and steel and opens on top to hold excess inventory. FREE with a purchase of 120 puppets. (20 styles.) #0165

Floor rack also available. See p.49 for more info.

ELVISPRESLEY

MAGNETIC PERSONALITIESSold in multiples of 6.

Fingerpuppets continue!

On your finger, it’s a puppet; on your fridge, it’s a magnet! Over 100 different fuzzy luminaries are available. See page 42 for Magnetic Personalities boxed sets.

DESCARTES

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SHOLEMALEICHEM

#0516

LOUISARMSTRONG

#2186

SUSAN B.ANTHONY

#0922

JANEAUSTEN#0145

LUDWIG VANBEETHOVEN

#0150

BILLY THE KID#2943

NAPOLEONBONAPARTE

#0295

BLACKBEARD#1841

HANNAHARENDT#0629

CHARLIECHAPLIN

#0928

ANTON CHEKHOV

#0919

NOAMCHOMSKY

#3556

WINSTONCHURCHILL

#1842

CHRISTOPHERCOLUMBUS

#2193

CLEOPATRA#3264

DAVYCROCKETT

#2942

JULIUS CAESAR#2192

BUDDHA#0020

FYODORDOSTOEVSKY

#0513

FREDERICKDOUGLASS

#0255

THOMASEDISON#0292

MARIECURIE#0296

SALVADOR DALÍ

#0033

CHARLESDARWIN#0251

JACQUESDERRIDA#2194

EMILYDICKINSON

#0544

CHARLESDICKENS#0031

DESCARTES#3741

ULYSSES S.GRANT#0925

CHEGUEVARA

#0155

KEITHHARING#2941

G.W.F.HEGEL#0197

ERNESTHEMINGWAY

#0630

SHERLOCKHOLMES#0596

WINSLOWHOMER#2821

QUEEN ELIZABETH I

#0519

NELSONMANDELA

#0153

KARLMARX#0250

HERMANMELVILLE

#0601

JAMESJOYCE#0146

FRIDAKAHLO#0057

SØRENKIERKEGAARD

#0181

GUSTAVKLIMT#0291

LAO-TZU#0073

FRANZKAFKA#0068

CARLJUNG#0067

ROBERTE. LEE#0927

LEONARDODA VINCI

#0543

ALBERTEINSTEIN

#0148

HARRYHOUDINI

#1843

ZORA NEALEHURSTON

#0196

THOMASJEFFERSON

#0521

JESUS#0929

JOANOF ARC#0293

MICHELFOUCAULT

#0185

BENJAMINFRANKLIN

#0221

SIGMUNDFREUD#0054

GALILEOGALILEI#0178

EMMAGOLDMAN

#0514

GANESH#0923

MAHATMAGANDHI#0161

IMMANUELKANT#0143

HELENKELLER#2945

ABRAHAMLINCOLN

#0245

CLAUDE MONET#0082

MARILYNMONROE

#2187

W. A.MOZART#0144

MOSES#3265

ISAACNEWTON

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GEORGIA O’KEEFFE

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DOROTHY PARKER#0252

BARACKOBAMA#0644

FRIEDRICHNIETZSCHE

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THE GREAT PSYCHOLOGISTSSigmund Freud, Anna Freud, Jung, Couch #0096

THE GREAT ARTISTSVan Gogh, Dalí, Kahlo, Monet #0012

SHAKESPEARE’S HAMLETHamlet, Claudius, Ophelia, Gertrude #0063

THE GREAT COMPOSERSBeethoven, Verdi, Puccini, Mozart #0158

THE GREAT SCIENTISTSCurie, Einstein, Newton, Darwin #0423

THE GREAT PHILOSOPHERSPlato, Kant, Hegel, Nietzsche #0094

THE GREAT REVOLUTIONARIESGandhi, Guevara, Trotsky, Mandela #0157

THE GREAT WRITERSShakespeare, Woolf, Dickens, Tolstoy #0134

On your finger, it’s a puppet; on your fridge, it’s a magnet! Ten different sets are available. Each comes in a customized theater box.

FREUD & COUCHThe master and his couch.

All you need to set up shop! #0055

FINGER PUPPET SETSSold in multiples of 4.

SPECIAL OFFER

ALICE IN WONDERLANDCheshire Cat, Queen of Hearts,

Alice, Mad Hatter #2238

MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES Sold in multiples of 6.

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WILLIAMSHAKESPEARE

#0104

VINCENTVAN GOGH

#0121

MARKTWAIN#0628

DIEGOVELAZQUEZ

#0633

GIUSEPPEVERDI#0142

VERMEER’SGIRL W/PEARL

#2235

QUEENVICTORIA

#3266

VOLTAIRE #3557

KURTVONNEGUT

#2944

CHESHIRECAT

#2191

MADHATTER#2189

QUEEN OFHEARTS#2190

GEORGEWASHINGTON

#0294

VIRGINIAWOOLF#0124

OSCARWILDE#0635

ANDYWARHOL

#0643

FRANK LLOYDWRIGHT#0610

ALICE#2242

PAVLOV’S DOG

#0151

EDGARALLAN POE

#0198

SYLVIAPLATH#3554

GIACOMOPUCCINI#0156

ELVISPRESLEY#3045

DIEGO RIVERA#0154

ROBINHOOD#1839

ROSA PARKS#2185

PABLO PICASSO#0921

PLATO#0095

ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

#0223

AUGUSTERODIN#0166

THEODORE ROOSEVELT

#0254

BETSYROSS#1840

SAPPHO#0600

CARL SAGAN#3555

RUMI#3740

SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT

#0152

THESCREAM#0646

ARTHURSCHOPENHAUER

#0101

SHIVA#0924

NIKOLATESLA#0636

BARUCHSPINOZA

#0515

LEO TOLSTOY

#0160

LEON TROTSKY

#0149

HARRIETTUBMAN

#0241

KING TUT#3263

SOJOURNERTRUTH#0621

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ELVIS DRESS-UP SETViva apparel! Dress a magnetic Elvis up in nearly limitless combinations of mix and match wardrobes. Dress the Hillbilly Cat for the Ed Sullivan Show, a gig in Las Vegas, or hanging out on a beach in Hawaii. #3042

ELVIS STICKY NOTESRemember Elvis—and everything else —in style! Accept no imitators! #3361

ELVIS SONIC WALLETThe only one for the money! Tyvek® wallet plays “Blue Suede Shoes” when opened. #2976

AFTER

ELVIS QUOTABLE NOTABLEA die-cut note card of The King. Each comes with a sticker sheet featuring quotes and greetings. #3047

ELVIS PRESLEY TM

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MONTY PYTHON QUOTES MUGTake a swig to wash down all that albatross. Featuring 20 classic quotes from the legendary comedy team. #2965

MONTY PYTHON STICKY NOTES And now for something completely sticky! A sticky note book with notes featuring classic Python iconography. #3048

MONTY PYTHON SONIC WALLETHandy when you want to buy an ant, a new parrot, or a bed (just don’t say “mattress” to Mr. Lambert). Plays music and quotes from the Pythons. #2982

MONTY PYTHON’S WAFER THIN MINTS Don’t worry about how full you are—these fresh after-dinner mints will refresh you. They definitely won’t make you explode.* #3367

MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS WATCHWatch John Cleese contort himself as the hours pass! #3049

MONTY PYTHONTM


Minimum order 2 pieces.

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ELVIS FINGER PUPPETHere’s the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll in his jailhouse attire! Wear him as a finger puppet or let him make your fridge a little cooler. #3045

TIMELESS ELVIS MUGAdd a hot beverage and watch Elvis go from Vegas to Memphis! #3044

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ACTIVITY BARS(Holds 72 units)

SECULAR SAINTS(Holds 40 units)

WATCHES(Holds 18 units)

MUGS(Holds 24 units)

MINTS (Holds 216 units)

FOR A 3 TIERIVORY TOWER:

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CHOOSE 4


CHOOSE 6


CHOOSE 4

3 TIER

6 inside / 6 outsideHeight: 78" Width: 26" Depth: 21"

Finally an opportunity to offer the entire UPG product range in one versatile display. The Ivory Tower can hold all of UPG’s product lines in an attractive, efficient way. Designed with a flexible modular system, you can mix and match any and all of UPG’s lines. This spinning floor display holds a huge amount of product in a relatively small space.

Additional Benefits:•5% discount on all reorders, forever ($100 standard minimum applies)

•Newmodulesoffered with new product lines

IVORY TOWER

PASSPORT NOTEBOOKS(Holds 90 units)

PUPPET SETS(Holds 8 units)

SONIC WALLETS(Holds 48 units)

QUOTABLE NOTABLES(Holds 120 units)

MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES(Holds 60 units)


STICKY NOTES(Holds 72 units)

MAGNETIC DRESS-UPcounts as 2 modules

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The Mini Ivory Tower is fully customizable for your store. Here’s just one example of what it could hold:

36 Finger Puppets16 Mugs4 Little Thinkers18 Sticky Notes

36 Wallets9 Watches16 Candles

Additional Benefits:•5% discount on all reorders, forever ($200 minimum order)

•Newmodulesofferedwithnew product lines

Spinning base

GROUP A CHOOSE 2

QUOTABLE NOTABLES(Holds 108 units)

MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES(Holds 36 units)

NOTEBOOKS(Holds 72 units)

DRESS UPS(Holds 12 units)

WALLETS(Holds 36 units)

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IVORY TOWERIn order to get your very own M.I.T., choose 2 from Group A and 6 from Group B below and then order the corresponding product to fill it. Couldn’t be simpler. Repeats are ok!

GROUP B CHOOSE 6

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MUGS(Holds 8 units)

STICKY NOTES(Holds 18 units)

LITTLE THINKERS(Holds 4 units)

MINTS(Holds 60 units)

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CANDLES(Holds 8 units)

PILLBOXES(Holds 6 units)

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D Wooden Activity Bar Display 2678 6 12 36 14 x 14 x 10” Birch plywood

E Magnetic Moustache Display Rack 2696 1 12 12 6 x1.5 x 8” Acrylic

F Wire Activity Bar Display 2677 3 12 36 7 x12 x18” Wire-black G Magnetic Dress-up Display Rack 3106 4 6 24 9 x10 x 24” Birch plywood

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K Spinning Puppet Rack 0165 10 6 60 9 x 9 x 30” Steel/ wood L Spinning Puppet Floor Rack 0917 50 6 300 9 x 9 x 64” Steel- black M Mint Display Rack- Small 0193 3 24 36 3 x 10 x 14” Wire- black

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A Stationery Counter Rack - Small 0283 16 12 192 13 x13 x 30” Wood/acrylic B Stationery Counter Rack - Large 0285 24 12 288 13 x13 x 42” Wood/acrylic C Stationery Floor Rack - Small 0286 20 12 240 12 x12 x 78” Wire- black D Stationery Floor Rack - Medium 0287 30 12 360 13 x13 x 78” Wire- black E Stationery Floor Rack - Large 0974 60 12 720 18 x18 x 78” Wire- black

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In our centuries of business experience, we’ve learned that every store’s market and clientele are unique. To accommodate this diversity, UPG continues to develop hundreds of products.

Here are some of our new products and best sellers by category:

UPG BESTSELLERS

MUGS

Disappearing DinosaursDisappearing TARDISShark!MathGlobal WarmingClassic MoviesConstellationsGreat MoustachesCrossword PuzzleCheshire CatShakespearean InsultsPink FreudNEW: Yellow SubmarineNEW: Genesis of the DaleksNEW: Kurt VonnegutNEW: Edgar Allan PoeNEW: Jane AustenNEW: Mark Twain

T-SHIRTS

Shakespearean InsultsPink FreudCheshire CatHere’s Looking at EuclidWhere’s Ralph Waldo Emerson?Dalí LlamaHello DalíNEW: Persistence of Memory

WATCHES

Monty Python Silly Walks Doctor WhoHiggs BosonEuclidEinsteinian RelativitySalvador Dalí SurrealitySisyphusSteamship TelegraphWonderlandColor WheelNEW: Babel

BARS

Freud BarStar BarEat Me BarEinstein Energy BarGay BarLast Supper Bar

MAGNETIC DRESS-UP

What Would Jesus Wear?Frida’s Frocks & SmocksOMGAmerican GothicYou’ve Created a Monster!Elvis—Fit For a KingNEW: Yellow Submarine

PILL BOXES

Mad HatterVan Gogh Frida’s PharmacyMother’s Little HelperMy StachePandora’s BoxPink FreudRosie the RiveterNEW: Buddha

MINTS

EmpowermintsExperimintsRetiremintsEaves DropsDisappointmintsAlice’s EnchantmintsObamamints Einstein’s Relatively Strong MintsMonty Python Wafer Thin MintsPunishmintsNEW: Shakespearmints

QUOTABLE NOTABLES

Rosie the RiveterAlbert EinsteinFrida KahloMarilyn MonroeEdgar Allan PoeAndy WarholAliceSherlock HolmesElvis PresleyWilliam ShakespeareJane AustenSalvador DalíNEW: Nikola TeslaNEW: Laughing Buddha

WALLETS

Monty PythonThe ScreamDay of the DeadElvisPatrioticCameraBaseballClassic Sci-FiShakespeare InsultsNEW: Kittens NEW: Audubon Birds

MAGNETIC

PERSONALITIES

Albert EinsteinFrida KahloWilliam ShakespeareAbraham LincolnThe ScreamBarack ObamaAndy WarholPablo PicassoKurt VonnegutCheshire CatSherlock HolmesPavlov’s DogSigmund FreudNEW: RumiNEW: Elvis PresleyNEW: René Descartes

LITTLE THINKERS

Albert EinsteinSherlock HolmesFrida KahloAbraham LincolnWilliam Shakespeare Andy WarholVincent Van GoghJesusSigmund FreudNEW: Benjamin FranklinNEW: George Washington

GLASSWARE

Mug ShotsGreat DrinkersShot into SpaceJews Glasses

STICKY NOTES

Freudian SlipsMonty PythonWonderland NotesMuch Ado About NothingsMoustachiosElvis PresleyCommandmentsFeminotesFrida’s ReflectionsNEW: First AidNEW: Yellow Submarine

NOTEBOOKS

Comic Notebook WonderlandOzMini MasterpiecesNeverlandMarsArea 51Sherlock Holmes

CANDLES

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