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Valentstan for Strangest Sea

Warning: These were written quickly and without much revision considering the number of valenstans Igot myself to write and most were written in the morning hours. Please do not expect quality writingbecause you will not find it here. Even if the writing is cringe worthy, I hope you enjoy.

The red carpet was out, the celebrities were all dressed; it was time for The Grammy awards.

I admit my palms were sweating a little. It was my first time reporting for a huge awards show and to sayI was nervous was an understatement. My silk dress felt too tight and I could feel sweat at the top of my

hair line. It would be my luck to look like a sweaty pig on National television when nobody really caresabout me anyways and just about the celebrities.

I took a deep breath and tried to calm myself. The celebrities would be arriving soon and I would have tobe prepared... oh, fuck . Here they come.

The limos arrived and soon the celebrities started pouring out. To be honest the first couple wereusually more C to B listers so that made it easier. I took one more breath and prepared to interviewthese rich bitches.

I actually ended up getting in the groove of things. I didn t forget my questions, I managed to come up

with different topics out of nowhere when the conversation was going nowhere and I even found myself to be quite comical and witty.

My confidence was growing and I thought I could handle any celebrity that came my way but then Isaw... him.

Kevin McHale.

I almost hyperventilated. Kevin McHale! The most famous musician in the business right now; the man

with the voice that could make anyone Female or male- weak at the knees.

He was coming my way...

Oh Fuck, fuck, FUCK!

Kevin game me a stare that almost made me fall to my face. Did you just swear?

Oh my god there was a smile.. he was smiling at me... and I just swore! Recover..Recover...

I gulped. No,thatmusthadbeensomesoundthatwasnotmeswearing. I spat out insanely quickly.

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Kevin, bless his soul, looked confused. I m sorry, what?-

Welcome back, everybody we are back with Kevin McHale! I interrupted in my overly loud, reportervoice.

I coughed. So, Kevin, this has been quite a year for you. You have managed to be nominated for everysingle category except for the female ones. How does that feel?

Kevin grinned and I almost passed out again. It feels great; I am so honored. To be fair a lot of the

categories I m nominated for don t even make sense with my record--

But your record is so amazing it completely deserves every category, I hastily interrupted. Great...

now i m going to get into shit with my boss for not keeping my opinion out of things.

But Kevin just laughed and said, Well, thank you. I am pleased to be sharing my overly gross number of nominations with another talented artist.

Yes, the only artist that received nearly as many nominations as you in Lana DelRay; How do you feel

about that?

I had once said a hasty remark in the past which I completely take back. Lana is an extremely talented

artist as you can see with her many nominations.

Has anyone ever died reporting on National television?

Thank you for talking to us, Kevin and good luck tonight.

Thank you, Sweetheart.

And then everything went dark.

***I fainted. I didn t die on National TV but I fainted. Oh, fuck my life.

The Grammy s had started awhile ago and I ve been sitting in my chair mopping and drinking countlesscocktails. This time passing out would seem more like bliss.

It was reaching the end of the night and Kevin and Lana were winning everything. Of course othertalented artists won some, but those two were just slaying all of their categories.

We finally reached the last category of the night and of course Kevin won. He still managed to go up and

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accept his award with grace and it is just impossible not to swoon for him. Then he started his speech.

I could barly hear him over the sound of my own heart beat. How could one man ever be so perfect?

Kevin was getting to the part of thanking the cast of that horrid show G lee for helping get where he was

today, when there was a sound a large door opening and a man screaming.

Please! Please help me! I ve been hit by a car!

I was horrified for a second and then it hit me who it was: Darren Criss! Darren Criss! How dare thatnobody ruin Kevin s big moment? Even if he was dead he shouldn t be ruining this! How dare he!

But thankfully nobody seemed to care as the bodyguards dragged him out.

You re not supposed to be here. This is for important people.

But I minjured!

Save it.

Finally, that creep was dragged away, and everyone gave a sigh of relief that he was gone.

Anyways, Kevin continued with a slight laugh, I need to thank one more person. He sighed. A few

years ago I came in contact briefly with a wonderful person. She was a mod in a Glee community, and I

wanted her to know... that I never forgot our encounter. Thank you so much.

Everyone gave a standing ovation and I couldn t help but wonder who that girl was.. but whoever shewas.. to get into Kevin s heart like that.... She is one lucky bitch.

The End!

Haha hopefully that wasn t too cracky or insane for you. I had fun writing it and I hope you enjoyed!

Happy Valentines!

xoxo- Kristen (Sarafina126)