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• vaSrSSic Townsend Harris High School at Queens College Fool 149-11 Melbourne Avenue. Flushing, NY 11367
Editors: Alan Fu, Natalka Palczynski, Jeannemarie Hendershot, Beth Citron, Hope Villella, Kate Rube
Writers: AlanFu, Andrew Goldberg, Christina Lesica, Joy M. Mendoza, Rachel Nobel, Natalka Palczynski, Lauren Paley
Artwork: Lucy Hong, Vivian Chang Jon Landesman
Photography: Erika Zwetkow
Advertisements: Timothy Gonzales, Michael Inwald, Lauren Paley
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Advisor: lisa Cowen
Principal: Malcolm ~G. Largma~n
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Chancellor sends faculty to slain mer by Alan Fu operate either. Arresting the staff was our only scheduled move on April 13. (See related article
Have you ever wondered · what school resort. By the way, what the heck are on this page.) would be like without the faculty? Well, won- collater.als, anyway?!" • Assistant Principal of Mathematics Hairy Rat der no more. Police officers dragged Princi- Harris teachers and Principal Tallman are stated, "This is not theteachers' fault! Blame it pal Milkem Tallman, along with all the on Tallman! It was all his idea. Wait teachers and assistant principals, to jail '":?----, until the union hears about this. By .the yesterday for consistent failure to comply way, where's my wife? Why hasn't she with New York Board of Education home- . busted me out of this hole in the ground? work regulations. Until their release, · :~~ I can't afford the $0.25 bail-- not on my classes will be covered by recently and not- salary." so-recently retired Harris teachers. Chancellor Blue reassured Harrisites'
According to Chancellor Moody Blue, parents, who had attended his meeting the Townsend Harris staff has been arrested to determine what was to become of their because they failed to comply with line 56 children's immediate school careers, that of section 347 of article 985 of the New the students would henceforth receive no York City Board of Education Constitu- more than five hours of homework per tion, which provides that "no student in night. Sheer happiness and relief glowed any public New York City school shall have on every face. more than five hours of homework per Marge Sampson, mother of Harris night." Last April, the Board surveyed 500 freshman Bart Sampson, commented, randomly selected Harrisites by phone and "It's about time the chancellor did some-discovered that the average student had thing about this situation. My poor Bart 10.2 hours of homework per night, which has no life. He has turned into a non-did not include time spent on extracurricu- Fony Scantroni, Larry Cereal, and Justfore Kix cannot torture socializing loser who studies and does
. . . · students from their jail cell. . Jar activities and collaterals. homework 24 hours a day. What kmds
At an emergency school board meeting currently located at Riker's Island Penitentiary, of lunatic teachers work in this institution?" held yesterday afternoon, Chancellor Blue and their court hearing has been scheduled for The chancellor also informed the parents at commented, "This is cruel and heartless. We next Thursday; they are still imprisoned since his meeting of the retired staff members' tempowarned Principal Tallman with 389 notices. no one has posted either the $0.25 bail for each rary return to Harris. Among those returning are We even sent personal letters to each teacher teacher or the $1 bail for the principal. Board English teachers Kit Kats and Tommy at Townsend Harris, warning them to lessen of Education officials are confident that the Sweetinlow and history teacher Mark Sofa. the students' wm:kload, and they did not co- faculty will be released in time for the school's Continued on p. 4
We're moving again - This time 17 feet! by Andrew Goldberg building flaws will remain perfectly intact," the songs between bands could not be heard out-
Hard-hatted Harrisites wHI join Bill M. Twice and other construction workers from Push Comesta Shove Inc. in a
as Townsend Harris picks itself up and moves 17 feet to its new spot in parking lot 3B. "Everyone is expected to come out during the
spring recess effort to move the school building back 17 feet in the direction of the Queens College parking lot. As a result of a grievance filed ·by local residents of the Crab B Condos against Townsend Harris, in which the school is charged with "disturbing the peace by unlawfully projecting · loud and tasteless tunes onto Melbourne Avenue at unacceptable amplitudes," a soundfr.ee zone must be created between the school and the local condominiums. But with no more money allocated by the Board of Education for the construction of a new building, combined with the new community service initiative, the concrete plan will call on students and administrators alike to take things into their own hands. Literally.
The Big Push: Artist's rendition of Townsend Harris' projected move.
Pushing papers and crates of textbooks, dismantling doors and preserving uninsulated pipes, contractors have promised that "all
spring break to lend a hand in pushing the building," said Assistant Principal of Organization Milkem Bossman.
"We tried to adjust the PA system so that
side the building," said Principal Milkem Tallman. "But, the volume is now so low that Mr. Bossman cari barely be heard during the · morning announcements. I
had no choice but to approve the permanent relocation of the building," he explained.
According to B.S . Brightman, Professor of Educational Engineering and Office Physics at Queens College, "The echoing sounds emanating from Townsend Harris
· would be caught in' a vir, tual vaccuum," or sound
free zone, if the school were moved just 17 feet.
"As a result of the constant din from planes passing overhead, a boomerang effect is produced in the lower troposphere when sound is directed upward from an open area," said Professor Brightman.
"The vibrations from the school's speakers would no longer bounce off neighboring buildings, but would be trapped in the air, and muffled by the
Continued on p. 4
Esca·ped cockroaches roam halls, m~ultiply rapidly by Lauren Paley
Webster's Collegiate Dictionary calls them "nocturnal insects" or "domestic pests." The average timid freshman calls them "gross," and Matlock Anzel, the only chemistry teacher in the school who is also a licensed lawyer, could call them a potential law suit. But biology teacher Yodel Garcia lovingly describes them as her pet "cucarachas." All Townsend Harris students can tell a story of the first time they laid eyes on the Science Department's infamous cockroaches. But for all the laughs those tales are /worth, no one's
laughing now with the custodiai staff's
confirmation last Thursday that approximately 30 of these "creepy crawlers"
are freely roaming the halls of the school.
The escape of the cockroaches was first discovered by math teacher John Burnt-Sienna, who was with his often talked about brother-in-law, Jack Smith, at the time. The two were touring the new building in honor of Smith's first visit to New York.
· As they entered the cafeteria, they noticed a family of the slippery brown creatures making their way to Stella's Harrisite Concession Site.
"Soon after, I had a talk with Mr.
Currant about what I saw and he seemed surprised," said Mr. Burnt-Sienna. It wasn't until Mr. Burnt-Sienna's conver-
sation with Berry Currant, the head of the Science Department, that the
assistant principal was aware of the insects' disappearance. After close inspection of the
cockroaches' tank, Mr. Currant believes that there was sabo-
tage involved. School administrators have identified a large
tear in the screen top of the tank. Still, ·it is unclear as to why the cockroaches were released and who the culprits were. "The investigation continues," said Mr. Currant.
Meanwhile; Students Against Animal Cruelty (SAAC) is in an uproar
over proposals from the Board of Education suggesting that
pest control services be sent in to· exterminate
the cockroaches. The.animal rigbts club
has begun to circulate petitions during lunch bands requesting that the board
reconsider this action. A representative for the Board of Edu
cation said, "The petitions certainly will be taken into consideration, but the board will vote on the final decision." The Student Union
(SU) has set up what they call
Shakespeare's Brothers Masculinist Club
Fundays, 2:30 Room 723
This club is devoted. to sharing male views, guy talk and inflating our egos. We discuss girls, sports and other, uh, guy stuff. So if you're an average Joe, join.
All are welcome.
a."Pet Pest Patrol." This search team is made up of volunteers who spend hours after school looking for and recapturing cockroaches. So far, the group has caught 67. Although the patrol currently consists of only five members, more are expected to join upon Archon's announcement, to be broadcast over the loudspeaker system tomorrow, that work in the search
party will be counted as community servtce.
Stefan 'ullitover, a sophomore with an exten
sive background in insect studies, said, "Taking into
consideration the daily diet oflunchroom crumbs, I predict that there will be more than enough food to allow them to survive. Even if they should make their way up to the sixth floor," he explained, "there are plenty of leftover lab lunches to feed on and the occasional half piece of chewed gum."
Principal Milkem Tallman remains in con
.
stant phone contact_} with New York Ctty health offictals ad~isirrg·fririi ~n the=sanitaryTisks of the
cockroaches. He says his office has been overwhelmed with calls from concerned
"Most parents are worried, not so much about the health hazard, but rather that the. cockroaches may
disturb the learning en-vironment of their chil
dren," said Dr. Tallman. "Imagine the awkward situation I'll be faced with at the next Parent/Teachers
meeting, when I try to explain that the cockroaches were here to begin with and furthermore belong in our brandnew building!" However, there is a positive s.ide to all the excitement. In upcoming months, Dr. Tallman _ hopes to incorporate the incident into the school's curriculum. Biology teachers will explain the reproductive . cycle with cockroaches as their models and math teachers will have their students calculate -the insec.ts' rate of reproduction. In addition, all English classes will write short stories featuring cockroaches as main characters.
Dr. Tallman offers students and staff one piece of advice: "Be careful where you walk."· : .• " ---· ;: ·
Tallman proposes policy to recruit attractive males by Joy M. Mendoza
Here's a question for Townsend Harris girls: Did anyone ever ask you how many boys are in your class or if any of them are cute? Did you perhaps answer, "What boys?" Well, the numbers might change once Principal Milkem Tallman convinces the Board of Education to enforce his new male acceptance qualification to Townsend Harris.
Good looks and an 85 average are all the male applicant would need to get into the school. As for the females, the 98 average would still stand. "Lowering the. standards for males is a sure-fire way to change the ratio of girl to boy from three to one to one to one," said
. Dr. Tallman. Dr. Tallman explained how his new
criteria would be implemented to a joint meeting of the PTA and alumni on March 23. Five girls from each grade will do critical analyses of the male applicants' looks and will then vote on who will be accepted. Those 20 girls will be chosen by a raffle. On the first day of school, every female student will get a raffle ticket. Winners will then be an-
. nounced on Founders' Day. Once the applications arrive, the 20
girls will take a week off from school. In that time they will surf through all the applications, each containing a recent picture, and will decide who are worthy to attend Townsend Harris.
"I made this proposal not only to increase the number of boys, but also to create a better 'social atmosphere," said Dr. Tallman. "All around the school, I see faces of discontented girls, claiming there are too few boys. I want my students to be happy. Remember, a happy mind is a healthy mind," he added.
But many faculty members oppose the new system. Guidance counselor Sue Roller said, "This isn't a good idea because the male students admitted under the new criteria will fall behind in their work. They simply can't handle the tough curriculum."
There have been many rave responses from the students concerning this issue. In a Classic survey giv~ out to the entire student body in March, 90% of the female students in the freshman class, 88% of the sophomore class, 85% of the junior class, and 83% of the senior class voted in favor of the system. Male students, on the other hand, are mostly against the new requirements. According to the survey, only 5% in each grade voted in favor of it.
Dr. Tallman suddenly made this proposal following a dream he had one night. He said, "I dreamt I was giving a speech to the class of 2004. I saw the seats of Colden Auditorium filled with girls. Not a single boy was in sight. It ·was a nightmare."
The Classic
April1998 3 Latin course and n~w yoga elective merge by Christina Lesica
Libertus, -a, -um may join the roster of electives offered for falU998 pend- · ing Board of Education approval. This new class will feat~:~re the study and practice of a newly developed and critically acclaimed cross between yoga meditation and Latin raised to a musical and gastronomic level.
Libertus, -a, -um, a Latin word which translates as "freedman or freedwoman," is a series of yoga stretching and breathing exercises "performed to the sweet beats of alternative, rap, and rock muc sic while declining Latin verbs as the lyrics, and completed with delicious and luxuriously rich desserts," as creator Publius Yogas Togas, a Harris graduate of 1941 and avid Latin lover, wrote in his best-selling autobiography, We Don't Demand Excellent L.emons, We Expect Excellent Lemonade: a True Story of a Harris Survivor, Complete with Studying Tips. The three parts of the course's
name are derived from the Latin masculine, feminine, and· neuter forms, explains the author in his book.
The Board of Education will meet Tuesday to debate whether or not to allow this addition· to the Harris curriculum. Last night, Board spokesman Red T. Bureaucrazz said, ''We are always looking for different, inventive ways to
·increase and improve the quality Qf teaching in our schools." He also noted that if approved, the. new class could spread to other schools, if they are willing to learn that "oddly interesting yoga thing." .
The idea of the Libertus, -a, -um class was initially suggested as rumors of extra money arose among the Harris faculty, at which point they scrambled to come up with suitable ideas for extra electives. Other suggestions had included "Literature of the Sea Monkeys," "Drawing
L.engthily Kudos to &ur P•n~ team for coming in &stat. the National Sm. pia Holmies oompetirirm. The tealll cmG:its their Will to tl!leit 'J."aflJ)o SL Blue Paperm:ates ami the fact tkat tkey have no lives. "AB those nights I spent scrubbing the is off my hands witk acid and turpentine have now paid a«:• sai<i Ima Loser wi& a tear in his ey~. 'llle team won a lifetime st~;ppty of pocket-J>rotect()TS.
The Art Club atteide'd a fmger painti1tg exbimttoB'atPS 123 Nursery Academy. They ex.pl.or«l the hiadem meanings m ·the too<11ers' imagina· tive work. Jncidentaly. ai'Art Clu~ members were doMing lwt'"pilllk jtunpers, wiiclil haa me sipiticace or re~Alvance to their eKcursi:o .. n.
The newly established Daaen's CreekCltl& hel'd: uulnsuccusful pro· teSt •amst tk@ Amta senate for k:oldilllg tile :ktd:tlctiott eeJemony on a 'fit~ night, the same mightrtb:atDawson'&Cr-airs on WB 11. Mamy club amber'S attended tile ceE .. OQY wearing t--s!Wts which read, "Do Not Disturil - Watching Dawson ~s Creek." The chlb hae recemtly lielbil a mndmiser m comj!unction: wi$. ttle Jeverly }tills 90210 Club. The t-stmts 0f tile 9021Q club rea4: "We Hate Villerie- Brl;ng Back the BTenaa Years'' i:'R loyalty to the show's former star Shatmen Doherty. Non-member~ may n6t pm:chase these slmts.
The staff held dleir tbinl Jlaculty Meeting this week~ Curiou'St,-. their topic was not Mu.catiott. but radter the u:pcoming trip to .Aflanti:c City which i;s to tab place on the mex.t Staff De'Mlopment Day. Dr, Ta;1'1mam passed out quarters and buckets at tke meetit1tg a1tt1 Malh APs Hairy Rat amd Jobn Bllrilt--Sienna demed a methoa of OOWltin,g cards to be utilized at tlte blaek-Jack table. Dr. Talbfiau. encouraged tile staff'by saying, ··nedicated faculty, the obl~pt0rify oonfcontational gambling spHe we sW subsequently embark omlm.efly. slltll only serve tQ catalyze. memsticize. and masticatize oUir cllllT:en,ly diminishing. &cal expendi:tures which aremitting}y haw· catapilie<l tais educatiottaly fifte<J insl~ i'Rto the abyss of fe.duciary c.risis.n
In Fespense to the hatltro.om dilemma. (oUll'ently al. batltroom usage is suspende<i and is nt>fex.peete4to resume unttl next September), food and b6'veraps wll :no l001er be served in the cafeteria. ''If you dom't eat, you won't excrete;, Dr. Tal'malll sai.4 at the last CotiUitative Councl mating.
Congratutatt&us to two students from F~ny Scantr0ni's social scie:nce researeh class for winning top honors in the Briliat Young Social Sci
. enlists of the Umted States cumpelitioa. Senior Da Mi's project exam. ined the question of whether ueshmam size was itiversely proportioma:l to the n'trdiness of the school. Juaior Edie Ott's project was eatit:le4, ••The Meet of Bag~l mgredients Olll Stueent LntelUgence."
Perfectly Elliptical Shapes," "What If Barbie Were A Guy?" and "Physics Level 10." When
.asked about the- new
-~ua M.Xltma ..
Student reaction to the new class has been mostly enthusiastic. "It sounds cool,'' said Yogatte Stretches, a sophomore. "Yeah, but why do we have to de
cline verbs? Soon they'll want us to sing Latin while we eat and sleep and shower!" exclaimed Hattes · Latine; a junior.
Togas said that his creative thinking had been dried up by collaterals in high school. In college, without any collaterals, his creative
instinct was re-awakened as he went for his Masters and Ph.D degrees
at Harvard and Yale. He had an incredible urge to work on ex
tra projects. That's when he came up . with "Libertus, -a, -urn."
Not only Harris, but the rest of the country has taken notice of this "radical, new art form,"
. according to The New York Times on its front page
story January 26. Most of the newspapers in New York City and even across the country have praised "this gem of an idea," according to The Washington Post.
Immediately after the release of We Don't De
elective, AP of Hu- mand Excellent Lemons, it hit #15 on manities Lime Greenschpiei said, "Why the New York Times Best Sellers List. not? It's relaxing and educational at Since th~n. 10 w.eeks ago, it has climbed o'iie~{" -· - - - - ~ to #1 and ishittllng for the. most-cop-
Principal Milkem Tallman decided ies-ever-sold position. That title . has to approve the class after reading a New been held only by The Bible, and for York Times Book Review ofP. Yogas To- almost 2,000 years. "What an upset that gas' new book, in which the author de- would be, if it became #1. Only, then, scribes the "art form" in detail. "Ire- the Pope might not likeit," joked book member that kid. A great intellectual publisher Money Wordscam. However, mind. I knew he would amount to some- inside observers noted that even the thing,'' Principal Tallman said. He also Pope has a copy ofP. Yo gas Togas' book, added that he is so impressed with · as do President Coffeeton, Buddy the "Libertus, -a, -urn" that he is thinking Dog, Mayor Really Jewelry, and such of joining in a few sessions, should the movie stars as Rosie O'Dolly and class run. · Elizapearls Taylor.
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4 Big b,ackpacks counter effects of ~ EI· Nino by Raehel Nobel
Attenti-oa, Harrisites: Time to proudly strap on those 80-pound Janspott-s and quit whi1Mg about the weight of extra schoolbooks. New studies cGBducted by the Weather Services CorporatiQa (WSC) on the effects of El Nino, the notorious stomn system that causes w~ather hav,oc every few winters, suggest that those same menstrous backpacks may be the only things preventing Harris students from being literally ('gone with the wind."
"It's incredible;• reported Blohn A. Wey, a spokesperson from the WSC, commenting oA the findings. In the eubmnation ef a winter-long study on h('}W the weather has aft:ee(ed the work performances of high school students across the country, W'SC scientists f0und that Harrisit-es - famous for their hefty homework loads - ar~ ten times less IJkely to be lifted away or knocked over by the harsh winds and rain El Nino has d~liver-ed on the Bast coast. In one incident, scientists olf>.. served a student wi,th no mere than an old lunch and a few broken pencils in his bookbag being literally cataplllted into the air, while just a few feet away a Harris student- lugging a binder, a Sequential II matq ~QQ\{, a FJ:em:~ 4 textbook, a biology review book, a copy of the Qu.eens CoHege style manual, four collateral assignments, a tuba, and a partridge in a pear tree -remained unharmed.
Alarmed at the reports of danger· ous high winds, stu,dents at JobJI Bowne High School, just a few blocks away from Hams, have taken to beggi11g their teachers for more homework. "This baby's gonna save my life, man:' proudly stated Stu Pidd, holding a copy of Louis-Henri-Jean Farigoule's Men of Good "Rifll, which at just under 5,000 pages is, according to the Guiness Book ofWorldRecords, the longest book ever published.
Harris' students and teachers are the
only ones not sutprised by the findings. ~'We don't demand that oversized boekbags and ridiculously heavy textbooks be brought to school every day; we simply expeet it," explained principal Milkom Tallman. Gym teacher Beef Handsome agreed. "We'rt teac&ing them that even if these suckets cion ~t anchor them to the sidewalk. they can outmn the w-iad," ~e said.
Dea11 and physical educatioR teacher Justfore Kix has taken immediate action to put all other gym ac~ tivities - including events lib H$tYour-Head-on-the-High-Beam and Get-Conked-With-a-VoUeybalt - on hold,, while optiag to create a militaryl:iikc atmosphere i•n which a simulated HI Nino storm forces students t0 hold tig:ht to their bookbags and mil lice the wi,nd. "Thm that tllnbrela inside out and run nard! Run bani!" Kix. s<Creamed at students at one rain .. drenched practice on the Queens Callege traek. "I've been waiting all my life far a physical education torture unit like this," she added later.
Other teachers are followin~ El Nitia•telated lesson plans ... Use antler wnen drawing the inside of a tornado!'' scolded math teacher Nellie SUvergarb. In the cafeteria, yearbook advisor MakeaPitaiiistructedstUdeniS to load up their bags with sesame seed beartst,Qppers.
Harrisites are disturbed at the glee the El Nino findings seem to bring their teachers. "My Eng;lisb teachers no longer aecept pocket dictionaries in class!" moans junior Justa Y. Nerr. "Tomarrow we've, al1 got to &ring Webster's Unabridged1''
The WSC however, asserts that the instinct of Nerr's English teacher is col'Fect. ''AD New York City students should be so lucky to have this weighty amount of books heap<?d upon them every day, .. declares Wey. "What they're doing fat Townsend Harris] is saving lives."
Blue sends staff to slammer Continued from p. 1 "I think I speak for all the retired teachers when I say that it's about time the Board of Ed. did something about the homework conditions at Harris. I've always been an advocate of less work for the students," said Mr. Sofa. Nearly breaking into tears, Mr. Kats added; "I've been known for assigning incredible amounts of work to my students, but I absolutely agree with Mr. Sofa now. In retrospect, I can't believe how I tortured my students. But, believe me, I've changed my ways. I hope my former students can forgive me."
At a press conference from his jail cell this morning, Principal Tallman added, "Okay, I confess! I ordered the teachers to assign all that homework! We need to give the students that much
homework so that they become intelligent, so that they win awards and recognition from around the nation! Yes, awards and recognition - that's all I really want! I will not let any science school in Manhattan beat my students! We are the best high school in the nac tion! Do you hear me? The best, whether you believe me or not!"
Although Dr. Tallman confessed his crime, he also revealed his scientificallysupported defense for his trial next week. Apparently, in a new study conducted by the Weather Services Corporation, the same heaps of work that teachers were arrested for assigning are the only protection Harrisites will have in an El Nifio storm, anchoring them against the harsh wind and rain. (See
· article above.)
BUilding to be moved 17 feet d:uring spring break Continued from p. 1 collisions in the upper atmosphere," he said. "I'm pretty sure that would happen - almost positive. At least - I think it would," he added with a look of confusion after cursing his calculator and glancing through a textbook
But with no ti~e for second opinions, Dr. Tallman took one giant step forward, and pushed the plan into action.
The relocation proje.ct, expected to commence on April 13, will be finished by the end of the vacation only if all students and teachers lend a hand. Since the contractors are off Good Friday and &ll weekends, they will work only 12 P.M. to 3 P.M., excluding coffee breaks, Monday through Friday, and charge "twice the going rate to avoid the common fate." According to Mr. Bossman, "only cooperation will pull Harris through its current building crisis."
"We'll push for service credit!" shouted students desiring a reward for their required volunteer work at a demonstration held outside the Student Senate meeting last Wednesday. Though the Student Union ruled that all efforts aimed at preparing the bQilding for relocation do not qualify under the latest community service clause as being worthy of credit, Student Activities Coordinator Yodel tJarcia is willing i:o make an exception, so long as no one raises child labor issues.
"You need not even empty your lockers," explained Bill M. Twice to a group of concerned students. "My robust men, with a .I:I~rcule~n ·thrust, ample funds, and considerabh:i assistance from physical education teacher Beef Handsome, will keep everything exactly in place," he said. "I expect to see everyone fully dressed and ready to start pushing after morning warmups," said Handsome.
Many students are not looking forward to assisting with the move. "I can't believe that with so many collaterals and tests in the upcoming weeks, including theAP exams, the administration would
even ask us to do something so ludicrous," said junior Wendy Whiner. "My family has been penny pinching for five Years in order to save enough money to travel to Disney World over the vacation; we will be forced to cancel our trip!" exclaimed freshman Walter Weeper between sobs.
According to Dean Justfore Kix, students who refuse to report for deconstruction duty will receive 10 hours of detention for every day missed, and will be required to return with a doctor's note after vacation for missing school time. "If you're not dead, then your presence is demanded at the construction site at 6:30 on Monday morning, April 13th," said Ms. Kix. "We must get an early -start." ·
In the frenzy following the charge that "classical tunes and oppressive op-
. eras emanating from a speaker facing the neighborhood had reached unprecedented amplitudes," Townsend Harris faced three choices: to move the building, allowing for a buffer zone to be created between the school and the condos; to be razed for not complying with court regulations; or to remove the music between bands. As for the final option, Dr. Tallman wouldn't even hear of it. "This is not a factory, and that means absciltitely no b~lls, no horns, and no whistles while I'm still principal of this hmrianities school," he said.
"I think the school was right in choosing the first option," said sophomore Smart Alec Aggrivator. "I'm willing t~_pitch in and do my part," he added.
In ·order to avoid further costs from a lengthy legal battle, the Board of Education has agreed to compensate Queens College for the parking spaces Townsend Harris will occupy in its new location. A third level will be added to the college's parking garage, a costly parking plaza first erected at Board of Education expense to replace the lot eliminated by the construction of Townsend Harris.
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