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SPORTSMen’s hockey recap
11-12
OPINIONFree stuff is never free
9-10
LIFEHucking for Hicks rail jam
4-5
NEWSCandidates run for SGA presidency
1-3
An inside look at the Burlington drug scene
6
FEATURE
New caption contest continues
DISTRACTIONS
8
ARTSThe McLovins play Nectar’s 7
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Mardi Gras clashes with spring breakMagic Hat schedules parade during March recess
“We’re not all going to be able to fly out to New
Orleans to celebrate Mardi Gras.”
Leslie GroundwaterSophomore
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Seniors give the gift of power
“The class of 2011 has set a goal of
raising $5,000 toward this important effort.”
Jeff MoreauAnnual giving programs
director
Did you attend the Magic Hat Mardi Gras
Parade last year?
Will you attend the Magic Hat Mardi Gras
Parade this year?
If you are not attending, is it
because the parade is during spring break?
Mardi Gras parade attendence
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UNCUT: INS AND OUTS OF THE
BURLINGTON DRUG SCENE
Marijuana and cocaine rest on a local drug
dealer’s table
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The roof and wipers of a parked car were vandalized in the Converse parking lot on Feb. 21.
UVM K-9 assisted the South Burlington Police Department on Feb. 20 for a drug violation.
Marijuana was con!scated from a vehicle that was stopped for a red light violation on Spear Street.
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‘Greening the Bottom Line’University of Vermont leads shift towards energy efficiency financing at universities
MICHAEL CHAUCER-TORELLO The Vermont Cynic
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Hucking persists despite snowfallSkiers and snowboarders shred at rail jam
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DISTURBING QUOTE OF THE WEEK
THE VERMONT CYNIC 116 Dudley H. Davis Center, 590 Main Street, Burlington Vt. 05401
www.vermontcynic.com phone 802.656.0337
— Attorney General Eric Holder, in a letter to Congress stating that the Department of Justice will no longer defend the constitutionslity of the Defense of Marriage Act, which bars the federal government from recognizing same-sex marriages.
COLUMNISTS
[email protected] — 802.656.4412
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Wait a second — did I say spark a fire? I meant lit the end of
the torch with which the Republicans are
going to burn the heart of the American
worker alive.
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Burlington tend to show pictures of the
beautiful scenery or rustic downtown in favor of an F-16
screaming over Main Street while
distressed, sobbing elementary school kids
huddle in fear on the playground below.
Free stuff is never free
MAX KRIEGER
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Egypt’s valuable lesson
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Men’s and women’s basketballAmerica East Conference Tournament
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UVM athlete spotlight of the weekKailey Gardner — Women’s swimming and diving
Events: Freestyle Class: Sophomore Hometown: Ithaca, N.Y. High school: Ithaca High School
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Women’s basketball @ Boston UniversityLoss 75-52
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