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Opens with Black out

Then lights fade up…..

Granny Award Show is empty with Sign front center stage spot light on the sign.

( White Rabbit enters from the back of the Auditorium and moves down the middle and off to the side onto the ramp up onto the stage)

White Rabbit: I’m late I’m late oh no I’m late I’m late for a very important date…I’m late I’m late I’m late …OH Hello! ( waves to as makes way down the aisle notices audience) good bye I’m late I’m late I’m late.(Stops in tracks stares at sign that reads Granny awards tomorrow mouths the words as reads sign) TOMORROW!!! Its tomorrow… Is this is some kind of joke!! I’m the white rabbit and late, that’s what I do! Me on time hat will never do… then again maybe Alice will know what to do…..

(Tapping side of cheek as he thinks…)

Lights Fade And Granny Song Intro Plays No singing…

Two Reporters stand on the Red Carpet: Genie and Jasmine

( Female messes with makeup, male adjust clothing and both smile at each other and gets a 3..2…1 from the director)

Female Reporter: We are here coming to you live at the 2014 Granny awards were we are awaiting the arrival of all the fairy tale characters. Tonight we will honor Granny as she retires. ( Pause and smile, looks over and notices gene) Your looking mighty blue tonight Genie.

Male Reporter: Gee, ( sounding a bit hurt) thanks I will take that as a compliment because blue really is my color. So who do you think we will see tonight?

Female Reporter: I personally can’t wait to see Granny she has the best Apples.

Male Reporter: Apples? My dear I think you are using the wrong cue cards! This isn’t the apple awards.It’s the granny from little red riding hood awards, not the granny smith of apples! Jeeeezzzz ( Rolls eyes and shakes head at the reporter)

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Female: Oh jeez.. ( Checks cards from hand) Oh man Your right…( shuffles through cards) throws cards into air above her) Am firing my agent. Well, that sure would have been awakward. Later I was planning on asking Granny for a slice of granny smith pie. ( Looking confused and looking annoyed)

MALE: Huh….. you don’t have a agent…. And you’re a fairy tal…( trails off) oh never mind.

Female: Well thanks for the heads up sure saved myself the embarrassment. Well anyway, lets get this show on the road. I see some familiar characters coming. ( looks down center aisle as two characters appear)

Male: Alice and the Mad hatter it is so lovey to see you here.

Alice: Oh we are so excited to be here but I must apologize. But have you seen the white rabbit? I haven’t seen him anywhere and I am really worried. And I can’t wait to see him( looks around for the rabbit over the reporters shoulders)

(Both reporters shake their heads in response)

Mad Hatter: Am not quite sure why I’m here. I don’t care to say where I would rather be, but really am not really me, unless am drinking some yummy tea. Then again I don’t think you understand because well am a rather complex man.

Female: Well….huh ( continues looking around but gives hatter a strange look) am not really sure what to say about that. But, We sure are glad you are here though Mr. Hatter. And we Hope you both have a wonderful night.( talking to reporters) ( continues being distracted. ( hatter looks dazed and confused)

( Both head up to the stage to their seats.) ( Alice still looking around for the white rabbit.

Male: Oh I am so excited to see these next two they are some of my favorites.

Female: Here comes Shrek and his wife Fiona. ( Looking over the shoulders of Fiona and Shrek) and I think I see Donkey too.

Shrek: Well hello there?

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Fiona: Oh am so excited am so excited

Shrek: Am excited to eat some swamp rats. Do they have swamp rats?

Female reporter: huh am not sure that they will be serving those tonight. ( Makes grossed out face holds hand over mouth to hold back gagging)

Shrek: You have got to be joking.. I am not staying here unless I have some rats. ( Crosses arms)

Fiona: Oh Shrek You will be ok. ( Speaking to Female Reporter) You look lovely tonight.

Female reporter: So do you Fiona. Who are you wearing tonight?

Fiona: Oh well am wearing some mud from the swamp and well, I’m pretty sure I am wearing something from the fairy god mother line.

Female reporter: well you look just...( cut off by donkey) ( donkey comes training behind.)

Donkey: ShHHHRRREEEEKKKKK are we there yet? Are we there yet? HUH HUH HUH.

Shrek: Donkey..

Donkey: What?

Shrek: DONKEY

Donkey: Donkey ( echoing shrek)

Shrek looks at donkey annoyed…

Donkey: What? Well Are we there yet?

Shrek: DONKEY!!!....Stop it.

Donkey: Fine. you never want to have any fun. ( Slups shoulders and begins making popping sound with mouth)

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Shrek: ( Shrek rolls his eyes and sighs.) Oh donkey

Puss and Boots Enters

Female Reporter: Well you all look wonderful. We wish you all the luck tonight. And donkey behave yourself.

( Shrek, Fiona, Donkey, Walk up onto stage to find their seat.)

Anna: Do you want to build a snoman? Do you want to come out and play?

Elsa: If I hear that question one more time I’m turning you into a snowman.

Olaf: OH don’t be sad Elsa you want a warm hug?

Elsa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOO

Anna: Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the ice chest.

Elsa: Enough with the ice jokes! I have just about had it with the ice jokes.

Olaf: Well aren’t you a bit frosty today.

Elsa: UGHHHHHHH!!

Anna: (Laughs under her breath)

Girl Reporter: Well hello ladies and Olaf. You are all looking might ice tonight…ugh uh nice tonight.

Boy Reporter: What my friend is trying to say is welcome to the granny awards we hope you enjoy your time here and you all look breath taking.

( Elsa, Anna Olaf leave and go on ramp to get onto stage. Elsa gets on stage before the others in a huff)

Girl Reporter: Well that was awkward hope these next 3 are happy to see us.

( 3 Blind Mice Make their way down the aisle.. well kind of.) One is to the left one is to the right and one is down the middle aisle. All 3 are yelling out marco polo in

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order to try and find the other.) All 3 struggle to come down to the front. ( Reporters grab the two on the side to help them with the interview.

Girl Reporter: Its so wonderful to see all 3 of you tonight you all look adorable and we are so glad you could make it tonight.

Boy Reporter: I know all 3 of you came quite a ways to get here so we will let you get seated.

( 3 Blind mice argue with which way they should go to get up on the stage) Middle one convinces them back up the aisle is the way to go. All 3 mice go back in the opposite direction up the middle.

Three Blind mice: I hope this is the right way… You do know where we are going right…I have no idea I am following you guys.

Girl Reporter: Uh mice excuse me…( Swats into air as they ignore her cries) Well hopefully they find their way and don’t miss the show. Oh look it’s the stepsisters, Cinderella and prince.

Step Sister 1: Give me back my hair bow I can’t believe you took my hair bow without asking.

Step Sister 2: Oh just stop I didn’t take your hair bow, it’s always been my hair bow.

Cinderella: Girls girls stop fighting. Your sisters and this isn’t the time or the place.

Prince: Yeah you can argue over me later. ( smiles happily)

All 3 girls give him dirty looks and walk ahead of him leaving him standing the middle of the aisle looking confused.

Girl Reporter: Well don’t you three ladies look beautiful tonight.

Stepsister 1: Yes I know I look beautiful thank you. I can only thank one person and that’s my….. ( cut off as the 2nd step sister moves her sister out of the way

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Stepsister 2: She wasn’t talking to you about looking beautiful she was talking to me. You look alright I look gorgeous!! ( Both girls shove and bicker back and forth as Cinderella And prince guide them to the side)

Cinderella: I apologize for my step sisters behavior they don’t get out much. Both still have some frustrations since the Prince Picked me over them. ( she smiles at the prince as they all walk off to go on stage)

Male reporter: I am not quite sure what that was all about. Oh here comes…..

Female reporter: Oh my goodness Oh my goodness!! Its her its really her.

Male reporter: Lady calm down whos her and whats coming.

Female Reporter: I just adore her little bell and her handsome man in tights oh I just love them.

Male reporter: I have no idea who you are talking about but unless it’s a girl gene I have no interest.

( Tinker bells bell can be heard as tinker bell and peter pan make their way down the aisle)

Peter Pan: No need to fear Peter Pan is here!

Tinker Bell: (Rings bells bell hard and stops foot)

Peter Man: ( sighs) And Tink

Tinker Bell: (Smiles and Rings bell again softly)

Female Reporter: Miss Bell Its an…( stampers over words) such a honor to meet a woman of your sass. I just adore you… I have all your collectables and I have your picture in my wallet. ( Holds Up wallet with layers falling out showing pictures of Tinkerbell.)

Male Reporter: No that’s not crazy or anything.

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Female reporter: (gives him a look of annoyance) Well peter where are the lost boys tonight?

Peter: Well they are hanging out with Wendy tonight and I am under strict directions to be on my best behavior and to act like a grown up. Hopefully shes not home watching because I do have a few tricks up my sleeve!

Male Reporter: Well Peter lets hope your jokes won’t be seen by Wendy and the other characters have a sense of humor.

Female Reporter: We wish you both lots of luck tonight.

Male Reporter: Oh here comes chicken little. This is such a big night for such a little guy. How are you managing to be out today.

Chicken Little: I am not going to lie to you. I am feeling mighty nervous to night that sky sure isn’t looking very friendly and am I Don’t have to leave early, that’s unless the sky decides to fall again.

Girl Reporter: Well be safe out their Mr Little. Oh here comes tweedles dum and dee. Well hello gentlemen. Your looking rather twin like tonight.

Tweedle dee: I think we should win tonight.

Tweedle Dum: we always bring quite a laugh. I don’t know why they wouldn’t pick us two is always better than one.

Tweedle Dee: We always tell great jokes and never do things by half.

( Dees wave to the audience and Camera Guy)

Boy Reporter: Well ok then best of luck… I think.

Jack and Jill fall

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Girl Reporter: ( steps back away from her) Oh uh Curella Devil That’s quite the uh Jacket you have on tonight.

Corella Devull- Oh don’t worry its fake!! See ( rubs the black dot on the coat and shows on her glove wear it rubs off. That counselor sure helped me find my inner animal lover. And now I couldn’t bare to hurt a precious animal!! I even became a vegetarian and adopted 101 puppies just last night.

Boy Reporter: Mrs Duvil did you just say 101??? ( sounding concerned)

Corella: Oh my! did I say 101 that’s my apologies I meant to say 201. I can never have enough puppies around.

Boy and Girl Reporter Look concerned- Well we wish you all the best on your nomination for best villain.

Cruella: Smiles and waves then says oh what a cute dalamation as she goes onto the black stage.

Girl reporter: Oh could this next character be anymore adorable. I have always wanted to ask her one question.

Boy reporter: What’s that?

Mary: Yeah whats the question. I couldn’t help but over hear.

Girl: How on earth do you sneak a lamb to school?

Mary: Well actually I didn’t sneak him to school. He followed me and I couldn’t help but allow him to follow me. I mean how can you say no to that sweet face?? Which speaking of my lamb have you seen him?

Boy Reporter: You lost him? Doesn’t he follow you everywhere you go?

Mary: I sure hope my lamb finds his way.

Girl Reporter: I think I saw a lamb that way. Yeah huh that way. ( points toward the left)

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Mary: Your too kind. See you both later. ( skips away)

Girl Reporter: Oh the fairy God mothers and sleeping beauty you are looking lovely tonight.

Sleeping Beauty: yawns…

Girl Reporter: Sleeping Beauty how are you so tired already it’s so early.

Sleeping Beauty: Well you see its so exhausting being beautiful and I had to get ready and put on my dress and well its just exhausting. I am actually hoping to find a nice dark corner or a spinning wheel I can prick my finger on just so I can fall asleep even for a moment.

Girl Reporter: I see you brought your fairy God mothers with you this evening.

Sleeping Beauty: Oh yes they are like a mastercard I never leave home without them.

Fairy God Mother Green: Oh we wouldn’t miss this night for the world. We even brought granny her favorite flowers.

Fairy God Mother Pink: Granny is one of our dearest friends it would be a shame to miss her special night.

Fairy God Mother Blue: And we are nominated for an award tonight we couldn’t miss that for the world.

Boy reporter: Well wish you all the best of luck tonight in your categories.

Girl Reporter: Well it looks like things are almost ready here at the granny awards. We hope you all enjoyed the Red carpet show here at the first annual granny awards.

Boy Reporter: And best of luck to all the fairy tale Characters tonight. Come back to us live after the awards to wrap up this amazing night.

Girl Reporter: Oh here comes snow whites 7 best to start this evening off.

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( 7 Dwarfs come on stage)

7 dwarfs together: Ladies and gentlemen and Characters may we have your attention please.

Doc: I am doc one of snow whites helpers. I am also one of your masters of ceremony. Before we begin we have a few rules.

Happy: This is a live taping which we are now taping live on FTC ( all dwarfs make motions to spell out.) The fairy tale channel.

Sneezy: ( Sneeze) Before we go on air we have just a few rules to go over.( sneezes three times)

Grumpy: ( Wipes snot off arm) Excuse you. Please silence all cell phones its rude and it puts me in a bad mood.

Sleepy: ( yawning) Oh grumpy your always in a bad mood, maybe you just need a nap. That reminds me please try and stay awake we would hate you to miss anything happening.

Dopey: ( Shaking head a lot and smiling, all dwarfs look at dopey and wait.) Oh and please no vcr recorders FTC ( all make motion) frowns on that and no polaroid flashes either.

Doc: Dopey I think your very confused. But you did good.

Grumpy: Also during the recording please applause when you see one of with the applause sign, the exercise is good for sneezy cold so probably sneezy.

Dopey: ( Shakes head over and over ) Sleepy curls up on the floor as others talk with his blanket.

Grumpy nudges bashful who is hiding behind his hands.

Bashful: So now before we get things rolling we are going to take 5.

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( Dopey pulls out a take 5 candy bar and hands one to each dwarf)

Grumpy: Not the candy bar take 5, a break we are taking a break jeez.

Dopey: ( Smiles shakes head elbows bashful and they both pull out a kit kat bar.) Now I gave you a break.

Sneezy: Oh jeez you two come with me.

Happy: Hey sleepy can you hang onto the awards. We wouldn’t want anything happening to them

Sleepy: Sure but you might need to keep me awake I am feeling mighty sleepy tonight after I drank my tea ( Big Yawns as talks)

Happy: I am sure you will be fine we will find a way to keep you awake.

Sleepy: That’s the trouble with me I can’t seem to stay awake no matter what I do. I’m so worried that the awards are going to get stolen and it will be all my fault. I wish I knew how to stay awake.

( chimes )

Fairy godmothers appear

Sleepy: Who are you??

Fiary Godmothers all together: The Three Little Pigs, NOT!!!

Godmothers: Hello Sleepy we are your fairy godmothers and we heard you are having trouble staying awake.

Sleepy: I have fairy godmothers

Godmother B: of course you do, you are a fairy tale character. All fairy tale characters have fairy god mothers.

( Tinker Bell Runs over and whispers too Sleepy)

Sleepy: What about that girl she doesn’t have one?

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Fairy godmother: Really lets be for real shes a fairy that doesn’t count.

Godmothers P: Besides we are here to help you

Godmother b: yeah we have a great way to help you stay awake.

Sleepy: Oh really how?

Godmother: Well you see all those wonderful people out there?

Godmother: They are going to help.

Godmother: Whenever we wave our wands like this? ( waves wand in a circle)

Godmother: They are going to say wake up sleepy

Sleepy: They will?

Godmother: Yes they will. Watch.

Audience: wake up sleepy

Godmother: that was ok but could you please do it a little bit better and no screaming.

Audience Wake up sleepy

Godmother: Oh Come on just one more try we know you can do better than that.

Audience: Wake Up sleepy.

Godmother: That’s better.

Sleepy: Wow that will keep me awake.

Godmother: of course it will. So just relax and take your seat. And if you start to nod off Tinkerbell will alert us your dozing off.

Sleepy: (Gives Thumbs up and takes seat by awards.)

Doc: And we are back…

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Grumpy: All of you get ready cause we are on air in 10 seconds and am not waiting on you.

( cast begins to adjust themselves and scramble to be perfect)

Bashful: Only 9 now

Sneezy: 8 achooo ( sneezes)

Happy: 7 jumps up and down excited.

Dopey: 66 I mean 6

Doc: 5 I can’t wait.

Sneezy: Sneezes 4 times.

Bashful: 3

Sleepy: 2

Dopey: Huh Huh HUH ( everyone leans in until 1) 1

( all sigh and smile after 1 is said)

(Granny Awards song) During the song: Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen we are pleased to bring you the first ever Granny Awards. We hope you enjoy the show.

Song ends Everyone back to spots.

Doc: Ladies and Gentlemen and Characters I would like to now introduce the lady of the night the little old lady who out smarted the wolf and brought us so much joy these last 80 something years and who’s retirement we are all celebrating my dearest friend…. GRANNY!

Granny (Comes out with her walker pretends to go slow then says oh forget this does fancy sassy strut across the stage. Then holds her heart.) Oh No call 90210 its my …Oh am just kidding I am to spunky for that.

Doc: Wow granny 80 years in the business huh.

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Granny: Has it been that long? And don’t you know you shouldn’t ever tell a womans age… its rude.( very serious. Smacks doc on the back) Oh am just kidding I look great for my age, that is if I could remember what my age is.

Doc: Well granny we are all so happy to have you here. Can you tell us how you got started.

Granny: Well you see I first started off playing Granny for little red riding hood and well it took off from there. Who would have thought I would be so popular for getting tied up by a silly old wolf.

Doc: So granny why retire now?

Granny: well I just got tired of being tied up by that silly wolf and being chased around all the time. I want to see the world. You know while am still young and all. And the wolf has been hinting all week about how much he wants an award tonight. Then again so has all the fairy tale characters.

Doc: well its very generous of you to put this all together and have an award show for us. We are all so excited to be a part of this and honor all those who make fairy tales great.

Granny: Well its my pleasure doc.

Doc: Well granny its time for you to take your seat of honor and the show to start please take your seat.

Granny starts to walk in wrong direction, doc turns her around toward her seat.

Doc: And now for the first award of the evening presented by

The first award of the evening goes to the best actress in a supporting role.

- Momma Bear

-Tinker Bell

-Anna

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-Mary Had a little Lamb

May I have the envelope please.. And the winner is….

Mary- Oh my goodness oh my goodness thank you thank you. I am so used to that little lamb always getting all the attention so its so wonderful to be recognized for all my hard work.

Bell/ Sleeping Beauty: Whats a fairy tale without a handsome prince. Our next award is for best Prince in a fairy tale.

The nominations are:

Beast

Prince Charming from Cinderella

Prince charming from Sleeping Beauty

Prince Charming from Snow white

Aladdin

Is there anything you gentlemen would like to say.

Cinderella Prince: yes I would just like to say its so hard being this handsome.

Sleeping Beauty Prince: yeah I can’t help how easy I make this look

Prince from Snow White: I just want to say I can’t commit on my handsomeness but I can commit on my modesty.

Announcer: yeah so modest ( roles eyes)

Can we have the envelope please.. and the winner is…. Beast!!

Princes Make a big deal: ( All together) what the beast. ( each take a line) that guy are you joking, come on do you see how hairy he is, really that’s not even funny I demand a recount.

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Beast: Gee thanks for the support guys. I would first like to thank Belle and her father without either of them this wouldn’t have been possible. And for my loyal servants thank you for not giving up on me even when the drain is plugged with hair. And for the nasty witch who cast a spell on me. Whos laughing now! I win finally.

Tinker Bell/ Peter Pan: Our next nomination is for best female volcalist. And the nominations are:

Snow White

Princess Fiona

Sleeping Beauty

Cinderella

May we have the envelope please.. And the winner is…..

Tinkerbell : Ladies and Gentlemen I am going to ask the Chorus to introduce our winner.

Snow White Music Starts to play….

Snow white acts shocked… Prinesses spread out behind her.

While Snow White Sings Sleepy Falls Asleep

As soon as song ends Tinker Bell Shakes her bell alerting everyone that sleepy is asleep

Fairy Godmothers come out and wave their wands.

Louder Please..

Come on you can do better than that

That’s better….

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Happy: Well that song brought tears to my eyes and apparently sleep to sleepies.

Jack & Jill: We are so excited to announce this next award. Because no fairy tale is complete without a set.

This next award is for the best dirtest set in a fairy tale. And the nominations are…

Shrek swamp

7 dwarfs for their cottage before Snow white

Gene For his sandy lamp

3 bears for their cottage after goldilocks

May we have the envelope please…

The winner is…

Gene

Gene: Oh my thank you! I would first like to thank the sand storms without them my home would be spotless without them. I also would like to thank Aladdin and Jasmine for their support in making sure they never clean up their mess after a carpet ride. Thank You.

Now folks its time for a short break and a word from our loyal sponsors who without them this all wouldn’t be possible.

Hickory Dickory Clock Commerical

Rupunzel Commerical

I wish I had some conditioner for my long hair.

Boy: Try this conditioner its sure to make your hair shine.

( pretends to clean hair) Oh my your right my hair is so soft and beautiful.

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Humpty Dumpty walks up and falls.

Oh no humpty walks wrong.

Humpty I fell again and I have a big crack again.

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Humpty: Gee thanks I feel good as new.

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Dopey: And we are back. For our next award lets welcome.

Best Hair in makeup in a Fairy Tale:

Rupunzel

Elsa

Can I have the envelope Please…

The winner is Rupunzel

I really thought the others had such beautiful hair but I am honored to win this award.

Elsa and : I may have not won that last award but I do have the honor of announcing the next award.

Olaf: In all our stories we always have amazing stunts I would like to now invite the nominees for best stunts:

Humpty Dumpty for his incredible fall off the wall

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Jack and Jill For their tumble down the hill.

Peter Pan for his walk off the plank

Elsa- Humpty You do look mighty together tonight

Humpty: Well I may have fallin off the wall and all the kings horse and all the kings men may have had trouble putting me back together again but I had to look my best for tonight so I stopped cracking up and I put myself together again.

Anna: Well you look eggscellent

May we have the envelope please:

( Characters make please motions and hopeful faces)

And the winner is the person who didn’t need medical attention afterward The COW!

Cow: The leap wasn’t easy I am not going to lie but I really enjoyed leaping over the moon. How often do you see a cow fly. Pigs one day but never a cow again.

Jack and Jill: Its all your fault we didn’t win if you hadn’t tripped me I wouldn’t have needed my crown fixed. Jill I didn’t trip you it was a rock next time just be more careful.

: Our next award goes to the best male vocalist. And our nominations are:

Peter Pan

Jack in the Bean stalk

May we have the envelope please. And the winner is Jack

Jack: Instead of my speech am going to sing.

Gonna Climb that vine song.

Dwarf: Our next award is going to be announced by these next to powerful ladies the evil queen and corella duvell.

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Corella queen: Oh my I feel faint.. You do… No not really.. The next award goes to the characters with the most dramatic scene.

Queen: Something that we both have a lot in common. The nominations are….

Step Sisters from the Slipper scene

And the winner is the step sisters performing for us live their award winning scene.

( preform scene from shoe scene)

Corn upon my toes song

Doc: Well folks those step sisters sure do take their roles seriously. And now time for another word from our sponsor.

Jack and Jill Spring Water Commerical

Jack and Jill spring water puts the spring into your step.

Sleeping Beauty , Tinker bell tinker dust making dreams come true.

Doc: And now continuing with our awards

Tinker bell shakes bell

Fairy god mothers come out

Waves wand

Audience wake up sleepy

Louder please

Wake up sleepy

One more time

Wake up sleepy

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Thank you.

Doc- Before we move on I would like to invite tweedle dee and dum from whos spent hours counting all the votes for tonight.

Tweedles: We counted once we counted twice we made sure that we checked it twice. Now for our total: rolls out vote paper.

Doc:Our next award will be presented by a fantastic trio Shrek, Fiona and Donkey puss and boots intrupts during award.

Winner: Goldilocks and the Three Bears for their lastest smash hit.

The walky talky song

Dwarf: And now folks we are going to invite granny to introduce are next big award.

Granny: ( Notices that two of the dwarfs have mr wolf) Mr Wolf is that you. ( Dwarfs bring wolf forward) Mr Wolf it is you.

Wolf: Hi There granny

Granny: Mr Wolf your timing couldn’t have been any better I would love to have you my dear friend and fellow actor help me give out this next award.

Wolf: You would.

Granny: Come on.

Wolf: with pleasure Granny

Granny: the Next award is for best singing group the nominess are:

The Three Blind Mice who made it just in time

The rapping pigs and red riding hood

Two Cards from Queen of hearts

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Cards: Sorry Granny

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Granny: Now may I please have the envelope and the winners are... Why don’t you tell us Mr. Wolf

Wolf: Red Riding hood and her rapping pigs.

Lets do it Boys- Pigs

Big Bad Wolf Song- Pigs, Red Riding hood, 3 Blind Mice Place Saxaphones, fairy god mothers play trumpets.

Song ends-

Wolf- Gee Guys, do you really think am ok. I mean I am the “Bad” ( makes air quotes) Wolf

Granny- Of course we do.

Red- Just because you have to play the bad guy doesn’t mean you are a bad guy.

Wolf- But you all say I get too carried away.

Pig 1- No Not really

Pig 2- You just like to ham it up sometimes, and we all do that once in a while.

Granny- Actually Mr. Wolf I am so proud of you.

Wolf- You are???

Granny- Of course I am. Not many actors could keep up with two different shows. I mean can you imagine if you got it mixed up and tried to blow my house down instead of just tying me up.

Pig 3- Yeah and can you imagine trying to catch us little pigs and tie us up I mean its not like we are light weight or anything.

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Granny- Not to mention we all love working with you and our stories wouldn’t be the same without you.

Wolf- Awe gee… thanks guys ( Kicks foot softly in front of him and slumps shoulders)

Granny- And now we would like present you with a special award..ladies and gentlemen the coveted best villain award.

( sleepy completely asleep)

Tinker bell Rings her bell.

3 Fairy God mothers come out and wave wand.

Audience: wake up sleepy

FairyGodMother- You can do better than that

Audience: Wake Up sleepy

FairyGodmother- Come on.

Audience; Wake Up sleepy

Fairy God mother:Just one last time

Audience: Wake up sleepy

Fairy God mothers: what are we going to do with her.

Fairy god mothers: I suggest getting her an alarm clock it would be easier.

Granny hands award too wolf

Wolf: I am so honored and grateful especially after trying to steal this award all night. I can’t believe it really am at a loss for words.

Granny: That’s ok Mr. Wolf your only human.

Mr. Wolf: I am so glad that you see me for who I really am. I’m not a bad guy.

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Granny: We know that. And you certainly deserve this award.

Applause Sign

Doc: Well it has been a magical night and we couldn’t thank you enough granny for a night of fun, laughter and entertainment.

Dwarf: And all of us from all the fairy tales all wish and hope that you live….

EVERYONE: HAPPILY EVER AFTER

Start Finale Song- Black out after song

White Rabbit-( Comes from the middle aisle) I’m early I’m Early Hurray hip hip hurray am early. Alice Alice I I’m here I’m here Runs on stage…( Janitor sweeping the stage)

Janitor: Your Late.

White Rabbit: WhAT!!! I’m late are you kidding me!!!! I carry this watch around and try to be early and no matter what I do I am never on time. What will I ever do?

Alice: Mr. Rabbit Mr. Rabbit. Oh there you are? Come on its time for the Grannys send off party wouldn’t want you to miss the carrot cake.

White Rabbit: Carrot Cake!!! YUM!!!

Three Fairy God Mothers:

We thank you for your time and laughter and wish you all a safe drive home.

( Tinker Bell bell)