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A sprightly sheet full of the sprays of the old ocean ¯ Wednesday, December 15, 2010 ¯ Vol. 8, No. 45 ¯ Cape May, America’s Original Seaside Resort Caroling With Claus... It’s Hospitality Night! Local business owners and members of the Chamber of Commerce were out on the mall singing holiday favorites. Aleksey Moryakov (more inside) THIS WEEK... Family Promise Fundraiser at Cabanas and more... pages 4-5 Check Out Our AMAZINGLY USEFUL Guide To What’s Happening In Cape May On pages 47-56 Bill Brigg’s Parade Party It’s The CHRISTMAS Issue!

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A sprightly sheet full of the sprays of the old ocean ¯ Wednesday, December 15, 2010 ¯ Vol. 8, No. 45 ¯ Cape May, America’s Original Seaside Resort

Caroling With Claus... It’s Hospitality Night!

Local business owners and members of the Chamber of Commerce were out on the mall singing holiday favorites. Aleksey Moryakov (more inside)

THIS WEEK...

Family Promise Fundraiser at Cabanas and more... pages 4-5

Check Out Our AMAZINGLY USEFUL Guide To What’s Happening In Cape May

On pages 47-56

Bill Brigg’sParade Party

It’s The CHRISTMAS

Issue!

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The Almanac«The Coffee Break Page ................ Page 12

«Ramblings From the Editors....Next week

«Food & Drink Guide ................... Page 21

«The Contest Page ........................ Page 24

«Holiday Happenings .................. Page 27

« Customer Service..........................Page 41

« The Old Fogey ............................ Page 45

« A Cape May Lover ...................... Page 49

«The Answer Lady ....................... Page 53

« The Shopping Guide .................. Page 55

«Activity of the Week ................... Page 71

«Health & Beauty Guide ............... Page 72

«The Dating Column .................... Page 73

«The Movie Column ...................... Page 77

«Adopt An Animal.........................Page 78

«Cape May Crossword...................Page 83

« Bird Droppings ......................... Page 87

«About Exit Zero .......................... Page 103

Inside This Issue

Quote Of The Week“Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial f lame of charity in the heart.” ~ Washington Irving

Come See Us Online

Visit our revamped websitewww.exitzero.us

And be one of our huge and growing army of friends on Facebook, where you can check out beautiful photographs and enter fun contestswww.facebook.com/exitzeropublishing

(609) 884-3459 • 426 Washington Street Mall, Cape MayOPEN 7 DAYS 11AM-2AM YEAR ROUND!

Wednesday, December 15KARAOKE WITH JIMMY J

Friday, December 17- THE LOOP

Saturday, December 18STELLAR MOJO

UGLY SWEATER CONTEST... PRIZES FOR UGLIEST SWEATERS!

Sunday, December 19- LIVE NFL ACTION ON BIGSCREEN TVS

25 Cent Wings & 1/2 Price Cheesesteaks

Tuesday, December 21TERRIBLE TUESDAY - DJ JON K

$2 Miller Lite - $2 Ugly Mug Summer Brews

MONDAY - THURSDAY... 10 ITEMS FOR $10.99 ON OUR NEW WINTER MENU!

Full Rack Of Ribs W/ FFs $10.99 • $5.00 Thin Crust Pizza • $5.00 U-peel shrimp

HAPPY HOURS Monday thru Thursday • 4-7pmLate Nite Fridays • 9-10:30pm

1/2 PRICE DRINKS!

THURSDAY December 16Partly sunny

UHigh Temperature: 33Low Temperature: 29Chance of Rain: 10%Sunrise: 7:12amSunset: 4:39pmHigh Tides: 3:48am, 4:02pmLow Tides: 9:58am, 9:45pm

FRIDAY December 17Sunny

GHigh Temperature: 36Low Temperature: 29Chance of Rain: 0%Sunrise: 7:13am Sunset: 4:39pmHigh Tides: 4:35am, 4:53pmLow Tides: 10:49am, 10:30pm

SATURDAY December 18Partly sunny

UHigh Temperature: 35Low Temperature: 30Chance of Rain: 10%Sunrise: 7:13am Sunset: 4:40pmHigh Tides: 5:20am, 5:41pmLow Tides: 11:37am, 11:15pm

SUNDAY December 19Snow showers

WHigh Temperature: 34Low Temperature: 31Chance of Rain: 30%Sunrise: 7:14amSunset: 4:40pmHigh Tides: 6:04am, 6:27pmLow Tides: 12:22pm

MONDAY December 20Sunny

GHigh Temperature: 37Low Temperature: 30Chance of Rain: 10%Sunrise: 7:14am Sunset: 4:41pmHigh Tides: 6:46am, 7:12pmLow Tides: 12:00am, 1:06pm

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1200 Route 109 South, Cape May (609) 884-BONE (2663)

WE HAVE A LARGE GLUTEN FREE MENU AVAILABLE!

SUNDAY FOOTBALL SPECIAL$2.99 Cuban Pulled Pork Sandwiches

Every Sunday 12-6pm at the bar

SUNDAYS 9am - 1:30pmJOIN US FOR BRUNCH!

Please Join Us for

“BRUNCH WITH SANTA"

December 19 • 9am-1pm

I could use a Gluten Free Meal!

Thursday, December 9: Hospitality Night On Washington Street Mall

Jim and Millie Dawn Tenneson and Susan Tischler Barb and Pete Giraffa

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

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Wednesday 12/15 Thursday 12/16 Friday 12/17 Saturday 12/18Holiday Lights Trolley Ride Travel through Cape May’s Historic District to see festively decorated inns and homes as guides talk about Victorian Christmas traditions, lead sing alongs, and play Christmas music. Rides last about 30 minutes. Your ticket is also good for admission to the Carriage House Gallery exhibit “An Old-Fashioned Christmas,” plus a 10% discount at either of MAC’s museum shops. All seats cost $10. Trolley departs at 6pm from the information booth on the Washington Street Mall. Call (609) 884-5404 to purchase tickets.

Hemingway’s Country music and half-price specialty drinks

Pilot House Family Friendly Trivia Night, 7pm

Ugly Mug Karaoke with Jimmy J

THE EXIT ZERO GUIDE TO WHAT’S GOING ON IN CAPE MAY... WHO, WHAT, WHERE AND WHEN

Sluice Creek Gallery “A Bayshore View” celebrates the southern New Jersey wetlands with regional folk art, wood carving, pottery, paintings and photography. During the holiday season the multi-media show will be augmented with a presentation and sale of folk art decoys. The exhibit runs through December 23. Sluice Creek Gallery hours at the Cape May Bird Observatory are 9:30am-4:30pm every Tuesday through Saturday. For additional information, contact Susan Zipper at (609) 861-0700.

Cabanas Terry-oke, 8pm

Hemingway’s Half-price martinis

Merion Inn Live Music at 5:30pm

Pilot House Jay Bethel, 8pm

Family Promise at Cabanas - “Christmas in December”Enjoy some Christmas cheer and spread some around, too, at this fundraising event hosted by Cabanas. Inside you’ll enjoy cocktails, live holiday music, a meeting with Santa Claus, an auction and several festive prizes. Guests will enjoy a complimentary buffet and happy hour drink specials. Admission is one unwrapped gift donation or $5. Proceeds benefit Family Promise of Cape May County and the Cape May County Special Services School District. Event begins at 6pm. Call (609) 884-4800 for details. Open Mic Night at the Pilot House Word about town is that the Pilot House hosts a stellar Open Mic, and they’re always looking for fresh talent. If you’ve got an itch to play or sing head over to the restaurant at 142 Decatur Street, sign up with Barry, and bring your A-game. If you just want to come and listen, well, all you have to do is order a drink, sit back and enjoy. Performances start at 9pm, so come a little early if you’re looking to sign up.Brown Room Beth TinnonCabanas Christmas in December, 6pm, cocktails, music, Chinese Auction to benefit Family Promise. Eric and Coop, 9pm

Copper Fish Santa Chef. Bill Caterini. Hemingway’s DJ Jeff Walden, 9pm-closing

Higher Grounds LiveMusic, 6-9pmMad Batter Geno WhiteMerion Inn Live Music from 5:30Pilot House Open Mic Night, 9pmUgly Mug The Loop

A Visit with Santa If you’re looking to get on Saint Nick’s good side, make an appearance at the Cape May Welcome Center at 609 Lafayette Street between 11am and 2pm this Saturday. Bring your children, bring your pets, and most definitely bring your camera for some holiday memories. Sponsored by the Cape May Chamber of Commerce, all donations benefit the Sgt. William Alvarez Toy Drive. For details call 884-5508.Father Christmas at the Country Store Father Christmas greets guests and checks to see who’s been naughty and nice at the Country Store in Cold Spring Village from 12-2pm. Visitors can peruse a variety of holiday gifts at the store and do some Christmas shopping. The Village is located on Route 9, three miles north of Cape May. For more information call (609) 898-2300.Christmas Candlelight Tour This self-guided tour features homes, inns, and churches decorated for the holidays, plus caroling and old-fashioned cheer. Hospitality centers will offer baked goods and warm beverages, and shuttle service will run from 5:30-8:30pm. Adults $25, children $20. For details, call (609) 884-5404.Boiler Room Third DegreeBrown Room Darin MacDonaldCabanas Billy Walton Blues, 9pmWelcome Center Visit with Santa, 11-2pmCongress Hall Breakfast with Santa, train rides, holiday ceramicsCopper Fish Bill CateriniEbbitt Room Paul Sotille, 6:30 Hemingway’s Breakfast with Santa, 8am-12:30pm

Mad Batter Robin and AmyMerion Inn Live Music from 5:30Original Fudge Kitchen Santa on the Mall, 1-4pm

Rio Station Breakfast with The Grinch, 10am, reservations needed

Ugly Mug Stellar Mojo and Ugly Sweater Contest

Uncle Bill’s Breakfast with Santa, 8am-noonWashington Inn Children’s Nutcracker TeaRemember to give generously at the Cabanas fundraiser on Friday.

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Sunday 12/19 Monday 12/20 Tuesday 12/21 Coming Up...

THE EXIT ZERO GUIDE TO WHAT’S GOING ON IN CAPE MAY... WHO, WHAT, WHERE AND WHEN

“The Christmas Story” Movie Matinee For the final installment of their holiday movie matinee series, Congress Hall will screen “The Christmas Story” at 2pm in the Harrison Room of the hotel. If you’ve ever wanted a BB gun for Christmas, accidentally licked something frozen, or wanted to learn the true pronunciation of the word “Fragile,” then this one’s for you. Admission is $5 per person and complimentary for guests of Congress Hall. Popcorn and candy are included! For details, call (609) 884-8421.

Cabanas NFL Action with great specials

Congress Hall Brunch with Santa, train rides, holiday ceramics

C-View $6.50 Bucket of Lites, $2.50 Yeunglings, 50 cent Wings during all Eagles, New York and Pittsburgh Games

Harbor View Breakfast with Santa, 8:30-11pm

Hemingway’s NFL Sunday Ticket

Lucky Bones Brunch with Santa, 9am-1pmMerion Inn Live Music, 5:30pmOriginal Fudge Kitchen Santa Claus on the Mall at the Fudge Kitchen, 1-4pm

Pilot House Complimentary bar snacks during football games

Rio Station NFL Food and Drink

Ugly Mug NFL games on big-screen TVs, with 25-cent wings and half-price cheesesteaks.

Uncle Bill’s Breakfast with Santa, 8am-noon

Spirit of Christmas Tour Sit back in a heated trolley while a guide narrates charming Victorian holiday tales on this trip through Cape May’s festive streets. Then visit the Emlen Physick Estate for a living history holiday presentation. The tour includes a visit to the Carriage House for holiday refreshments and the gallery exhibit “An Old-fashioned Christmas.” Tour lasts about two hours and departs from the information booth on the Washington Street Mall at 7pm. Admission is $18 for adults, $13 for children. For more information call (609) 884-5404.Cabanas Wing Night featuring 35 cent wings, $2 Bud & Bud Lights, NFL, Fun.Hemingway’s Margaritaville Mondays featuring half-price margaritas and island music

Higher Grounds Movie Night, 6-9pm

Pilot House Complimentary bar snacks during Monday Night Football

Cape May Stage presents “The Little Prince” Everyone’s favorite children’s book has been turned into a wondrous production for the whole family. This tale reminds us to hold onto what is truly important in life. Emmy Award-winning designer Michael Shupbach (Avenue Q, Sesame Street) designs the characters in this production. The show starts at 3:30pm at the Robert Shackleton Playhouse on the corner of Bank and Lafayette. General admission is $35 and the show runs through December 30. For tickets call Cape May Stage at (609) 884-1341.Copper Fish Chef Geoff on the radio, 101.5fm from 9am-noonUgly Mug Terrible Tuesday with DJ Jon K

Did we miss anything? Call our global headquarters at (609) 770-8479, fax us at (609) 770-8481 or email [email protected].

Malcolm Smith - Spiritual Healer Over 20 years ago a psychic medium told Smith he had “healing hands.” He was skeptical at first, but two decades later his special gift has restored sight and hearing, cured cancers and other debilitating diseases. He’ll be in town January 19 between sold-out bookings in Philadelphia and New York City. To arrange an appointment, call (609) 425-9057.

Don’t miss your chance to see “The Little Prince,” with puppets designed by a veteran of “Sesame Street.”

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Thursday, December 9: Hospitality Night On Washington Street Mall

Brooklyn and Devon Peckiconis

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Bill and Missy Kirkbride, Nancy Kirkbride, The Connells, Bill Kirkbride Sr

Kathryn Wright, Laurie Clark, Patty Wright

LARGE SHRIMP ............................ $6.95/pound(26-30 to the pound) (5 pound box $34.25)

LOBSTER TAILS(10-12 ounce) .................................. $18.95/pound

MEDIUM CRAB FINGERS ............... $12.95 a can

JUMBO SHRIMP ........................... $9.95/pound(14-15 to the pound) (5 pound box $49.50)

HOLIDAY PARTY TRAYS

CHRISTMAS SPECIALSDecember 17 thru December 24

Order Online at www.thelobsterhouse.comShipped Anywhere Overnight Express (Shipping Charges Apply)

SPECIAL SHRIMP and CRAB CLAW TRAY - $34.9535 large, cooked, peeled and deveined Shrimp,

and Crab Cocktail Claws... (Serves 4-6)

CRAB CLAW TRAY - $32.95 Crab Cocktail Claws... (Serves 4-6)

JUMBO SHRIMP TRAY - $39.95 30 Jumbo Shrimp... (Serves 6)

SHRIMP TRAY - $34.9560 large, cooked, peeled and deveined Shrimp... (Serves 6-8)

COMBINATION TRAY - $36.9520 peeled and deveined large Shrimp, Crab Cocktail Claws,

8 - one ounce Crab Balls... (Serves 6-8)

Call Ahead and We’ll Have Your Order Waiting!

609-884-3064

FISH MARKET SPECIALS

®

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C-View Inn

Corner of Texas Ave. & Washington St., Cape May • 884-4712

Cape May’s Oldest & Friendliest TavernMondays

RIB NIGHT1/2 Rack - $8.50

TuesdaysTAVERN PIZZA

NIGHT$3.50 Small Pizzas$5.50 Large Pizzas

WednesdaysOUR INFAMOUS

WING NIGHT!starting at 3pm

BEST WINGS IN SOUTH JERSEY

TAKE-OUT

PACKAGE GOODS

DAILY SPECIALS

HAPPY HOURMon - Tues - Thurs - Fri

3-5pm$2 Domestics

$3 Well Drinks

Best Wings & Great Specials

«

IT'S GAME ON AT THE C-VIEW!

Eagles Games... Bucket of Lite's $6.50 • Yeungs $2.50 • Wings 50¢ each

This weekend as a Courtesy to our opponents....New York Games and Pittsburgh games as well!

Game times only!

NFL Ticket... 8 HDTV's ... Great place to watch the games!

Thursday, December 9: Hospitality Night On Washington Street Mall

Mrs Claus and Santa Terri and Julie Jill and Erin

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

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Reservations: (609) 898-9800 301 Washington Street Mall, Cape May,

Corner of Washington & Perry Streetwww.cucinarosa.com

Serving Dinner Thursday thru Sunday

from 5pm

Reservations Recommended

Gift Certificates Available!

“FOOD IS FOR EATING, AND GOOD FOOD IS TO BE ENJOYED... I THINK FOOD IS,

ACTUALLY, VERY BEAUTIFUL IN ITSELF.” ~ Delia Smith

Reserve Your Private Party for 2010 or 2011

Rehearsal DinnersReunions

Baby ShowersBridal Showers

Any Special Occasion

Thursday, December 9: Hospitality Night On Washington Street Mall

Alice DiCola and Brenda Ridgway Ashtin Reeves and Suzi Schumann Tess and Dave Bell

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

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Beach Avenue & Howard Streetat the Hotel Macomber

(609) 884 8811www.unionparkdiningroom.com

Open Friday & Saturday from 5:30pm

Book Now NYE early Seating 5 course $55

Holiday Gift Certificates

available

711 Townbank Road, North Cape May (609) 884-1169 • www.capemaywinery.com

Tasting Room - Open Daily 12-5pmWinery Tours - Saturdays at 3pm

Cabernet Sauvignon MerlotSyrah

Chardonnay Blush Port

Get an Early Start

on the Holidays & Visit Our Gift Shop!

RELEASE OF OUR NEW ISAAC SMITH PORT

&CAPE MAY TEMPTATION

APPLE WINE (GREAT FOR MULLING!)

STOP IN FOR HOLIDAY SHOPPINGLARGE SELECTION OF STOCKING STUFFERS

AND GIFT BASKETS

Thursday, December 9: Hospitality Night On Washington Street Mall

Jim McBride and Bill Bezaire

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Kimmy, Mike and Kyla Leathers

George, Angela and Margaret

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409 Elmira Street, Cape May (Next to the Train Station) • 609-884-8030

Serving Breakfast

Lunch & Dinner

Eat In/Take Out

Catering for Any Event!

NEW HOURS!Monday - Saturday 7am - 7pm • Sunday 8 am-3pm.

Now booking HOLIDAY PARTIES and taking orders for HOLIDAY COOKIE AND PARTY TRAYS!

Please call 884-8030 for details

and to make arrangements

Thursday, December 9: Hospitality Night On Washington Street Mall

Steve Douglass, Allen and Linda Matthews

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Jessica Lees, Sara Layton, Rali Lees

Chaz, Tess, Ashanti, Miguel

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VOTED 2010 BEST NIGHTLIFE & ENTERTAINMENT

(609) 884-4800At the corner of Beach Ave. & Decatur St.

www.CabanasOnTheBeach.comwww.facebook.com/CabanasOnTheBeach

Holiday Shopping & Cocktails 12/16with over 20 local vendors

Christmas Fundraiser Event 12/17Chinese Auction to benefi t Family Promise

Bring a toy for Special Services

Now booking Holiday parties

Open Christmas Eve til 6pmOpen the entire week from the 26th til after New Years!

Holiday Gift Card Sale!Buy a $200 Gift Card for $150…

$100 for $75… $50 for $40Buy online or at Cabanas

www.ShopCabanasOnTheBeach.com

THURSDAYTerry-oke! 8pmDuring Shopping & Cocktails

FRIDAYEric & Coop (9pm) – After Holiday Party

SATURDAYBilly Walton Blues (9pm)

SUNDAYWith 7 HDTV’s you won’t missa minute of the NFL action!$2 Bud and Bud Lightsduring all games

Thursday, December 9: Hospitality Night On Washington Street Mall

Brian Ackerman, Shannon Ackerman and Robert Causey

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Janice Heck, Donna Loftus, Jackie Farina and Margie Aarvig

B, Allyson, Sara

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KNOW your way around Cape May? Think of yourself as the observant type? Feast your eyes on the photograph above, prepared by our resident cryptographer Dan Mathers.

If you think you know what restau-rant sports this front door, then you have a chance to win a $50 gift certificate to spend at a local business. Go to the Exit Zero Face-book page before Monday for a full-size, full-color photo and instructions on how to enter – follow the instructions carefully. And, don’t worry if you have never used Facebook before – it’s easy! Just ask your six-year-old nephew. To enter, look for the mystery photo at www.facebook.com/exitzeropublishing. Good luck!

Facebook Mystery Contest Random Fact Of The Week

Weird Word Of The Week

The Police Blotter

Learn Russian With TanyaA Story From The Past

Fortune Cookie Of The Week

YOU probably couldn’t throw a stone in Cape May without hitting an Eastern European person, though we would condemn such an act as being extremely xenophobic. We at Exit Zero warmly embrace our Commie Cousins (we’re joking!) and to this end offer a weekly lesson to help you communicate. Please note – the “Russian” we are printing is our pho-netic interpretation, to make it easy to follow.

How do you celebrate Christmas in your coun-try? Kak prazdnuut Rozhdestvo v vashei strane? Here is how your Russian-speaking friend is likely to respond: V Belarusi my otmechaem dva Rozhdestva, katolicheskoe I pravoslavnoe.

Which translates to: We celebrate Christ-mas twice in Belarus – once for the Catholics and once for the Orthodox. – Tanya Zotava

UNDER the leadership of Oliver Cromwell, the English Parliament outlawed celebrat-ing Christmas in 1647. Cromwell, a Puritan, considered feasting and revelry on what was supposed to be a holy day to be immoral. The ban lasted until Cromwell lost power in 1660.

THIS shot of the Cape May boardwalk is from the mid-1950s, showing an idyllic scene with lifeguards walking the planks, pristine wooden benches lined up as far as the eye can see and the double-shot of Frank’s Playland and Hunt’s Pier. Along Beach Avenue were vintage hotels like the old Lafayette and the Weightman Cottages, then known as the Ocean View Hotel. The name was borrowed from the the building that now houses Cabanas and Martini Beach. – Ben Miller

TEQUESTA, FL: A resident of the 200 block of West Moccasin Trail called for help at 10:37am. She said a boy had been in a neighborhood tree for four days and she wasn’t sure whether he ever came down. An officer discovered that it was just part of a tree that grew into a shape resembling a sitting boy. – Palm Beach Post

J People are naturally attracted to you. J

Ergophobia Maybe that person you have always thought was extremely lazy just has a severe case of ergophobia – a fear of work!

ONCE a week, the folks at Exit Zero eat at Cape Orient, the island’s fine Asian restau-rant. Sometimes we find pearls of wisdom at the end of our meal. And sometimes we don’t. The above fortune cookie was eaten with a crunchy, spicy tuna roll and a small salad. Please note: Any typos are not ours, but those of the fortune cookie manufacturers. We print them as we find them.

Cape May County Historical Museum

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Japanese • Sushi • Chinese • Thai Cuisine

OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK YEAR ROUNDLunch • Dinner • Take-Out • Catering

315 Ocean Street, Washington Commons Mall(609) 898-0088 • www.capeorient.com

19 Jackson Street, Cape May884-5970 • madbatter.comAT THE CARROLL VILLA HOTEL

BREAKFAST • LUNCH • DINNER • COCKTAILS

Breakfast & Lunch Friday, Saturday & Sunday

Breakfast Monday thru Thursday

Dinner Thursday thru Monday

CUSTOMER APPRECIATION NIGHTS

Thursday, Dec. 16 & Monday, Dec. 20

30% OFF FOOD

LIVE MUSIC Fri., Dec. 17 – GENO WHITESat., Dec. 18 – ROBIN & AMY

Now taking reservations for NY EveMusic by Blondage

Thursday, December 9: Hospitality Night On Washington Street Mall

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

Beautiful prints of your favorite Exit Zero photos...

4 x 6 in: $7.50 « 5 x 7 in: $11 « 8.5 x 11 in: $19.50

Call (609) 770-8479 or visit www.exitzero.usHave issue number/date and page numbers ready!

in glorious COLOR

or cool B&W!

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SeasideCheese Co.

600 PARK BOULEVARDWEST CAPE MAY • 884-8700

PONT L’EVEQUEMade on the coast of Normandy on small farms that use salt milk, this cheese is very rich and soft with a soft but firm consistency. It’s strong aroma is not for the timid!

Thursday, December 9: Hospitality Night On Washington Street Mall

Schmuckers, Websters and Higgs

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Bob, Barb and Marge

Dino Matino, Jen Coughlin and Amanda Graham

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3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May(Cape Plaza Shopping Center) • (609) 889-6610

AuthenticItalian Cuisine

Seafood & Fine DiningNew York Strip Steak • Filet MignonVeal Cutlet • Center Cut Pork Chops

PRIME RIB SPECIAL - Saturday & SundayEARLY BIRDS - Sunday-Friday 3:30-5:30pm

Seafood & Fine Dining•New York Strip Steak•

•Filet Mignon••Center Cut Pork Chops•

•Veal Cutlet•

3704 Bayshore Rd., N. Cape May • 889-6610Cape Plaza Shopping Center (next to Burger King)

Authentic Italian Cuisine

Early BirdsSunday - Friday 3:30 - 5:30pm

Prime Rib SpecialSaturday & Sunday

7 Ocean Street at the Inn of Cape May884-5555 • www.innofcapemay.com

HAPPY HOLIDAYSTHANK YOU FOR A GREAT SEASON!

SEE YOU IN THE SPRING.

Thursday, December 9: Hospitality Night On Washington Street Mall

Pam Smarro and Jimmy Towers

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Michael Connor

Doreen Campbell, Katie Hankins, Ashlie and Brianna Campbell

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Operated by the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts & Humanities (MAC)1048 Washington St., Cape May, NJ • 609-884-5404

at the Physick EstateCarriage HouseThe For reservations ... 609-884-5111

One size fits all

PLENTY OF FREE PARKING

Here’s more to like....

10% OFFJust tell your server you saw this ad!

Take a relaxing break from all that hectic holiday shopping with a traditional Tea Luncheon with tasty tea sandwiches, freshly-baked scones and teabreads served with clotted cream.

But there is so much more to The Carriage House. In addition to our traditional Tea Luncheon and Afternoon Tea, The Carriage House offers hearty fare from the café menu, plus homemade soups, and hearty wholesome entrée salads that fill you up while still letting you feel virtuous for eating a salad.

GIFT CERTIFICATES AVAILABLE(but if you bring them, you can enjoy it, too!)

Tired of searching for the perfect holiday gift? Treat that hard-to-fit person to lunch at The Carriage House!

Thursday, December 9: Hospitality Night On Washington Street Mall

Tessy Mitchum and Judi Hauser Natalie and Jennifer Emil

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

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Thursday, December 9: Hospitality Night On Washington Street Mall

Kim Brill, Shade Long and Maggie Morin

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Joanne Kennedy, Blue Pig and Roberta Cappelli

Bob Clements, Scott and Alison Mellina

(609) 884-9119322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May

www.tishasfinedining.com

Most Major Credit Cards Accepted

Serving Lunch & Dinner Daily and Breakfast on Saturday & Sunday

Early Bird Gets The Worm!

Buy a $50 gift certificate and we will add an

additional $10!

Valid thru 12/24

Reserve Now for

NEW YEAR’S EVE!

A la Carte Menu Offered

PLUS, One Lucky Person Will Win Dinner for Two Every Month for a Year!

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(609) 884-6332 406 No. Broadway, West Cape May

www.bellavidacafe.com

Serving Breakfast & Lunch 8:00am-2:30pm

Closed Wednesdays

Bella VídaCafe

Belly Buster Special

ALL YOU CAN EAT FLAPJACKS & COFFEE!

8:00 – 10:00AMMonday thru Friday

Choose from Sweet Potato, Multigrain or Buttermilk

Just $5.99 including tax

Thursday, December 9: Hospitality Night On Washington Street Mall

Paul

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Yuliya, Tom and Cindi

Margie, Amanda and Stormy

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(609) 884-7040128 sunset blvd., west cape maywww.accentonbeautycapemay.com

“Best Lunch”- NJ Monthly Magazine 2010

(609) 884-3449 WASHINGTON STREET MALL, CAPE MAY

www.pilothousecapemay.com

LUNCH & DINNER SEAFOOD • STEAKS

COCKTAILS • KIDS MENU

TIJUANA TUESDAYS$1.50 Tacos and Burritos and more

4pm-closing

CUSTOMER APPRECIATION WEDNESDAYS

Early Bird Dinners • 4pm-closing

Family Friendly Trivia 7pm

1/2 PRICE APPETIZER THURSDAYAll Apps are 1/2 Price • 6pm-closing

Live Music with Jay Bethel 8pm

SUNDAY & MONDAY NIGHTFOOTBALL

Complimentary Bar Snacks

OPEN MIC NIGHTHosted by BarryFridays @ 9pm

LIVE MUSICThursdays

@ 8pm

Thursday, December 9: Hospitality Night On Washington Street Mall

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Sundi and Mark Leonard

Rachel Witman, Marianne Hinton, Carol Haig and Robyn Lapidus

The Clements Family

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Thursday, December 9: Hospitality Night On Washington Street Mall

Christmas Bears

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Jenn, Marta and Kristinthe wine bar @ The Washington InnOpen every Friday & Saturday

@ 5:00 PMdinner & small plate menu

“Casually Elegant”

TheWashington InnTheWashington Inn

SERVING DINNERFRIDAY & SATURDAY

801 WASHINGTON STREET

609-884-5697WWW.WASHINGTONINN.COM

Taking Reservations for New Year’s Eve!

SATURDAY DECEMBER 18

CALL TO RESERVE

NUTCRACKER CHILDREN’S

TEA

Rosi, Emily, Natasha, Tatsi, Mike and Hank

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ALEATHEA’S7 Ocean Street, (609) 884-5555, Ext. 226www.innofcapemay.com

This fine restaurant is closed for the 2010 season but will re-open in the spring of 2011. B, L, D

$15-$45Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULLBAR YES YES

AXELSSON’S BLUE CLAW991 Ocean Drive, (609) 884-5878blueclawrestaurant.com

Fine dining near the harbor. Elegant dining room, cozy fireplace, and the classic Clipper Ship Pub.

D$24-$30Cards:

V, MC, D

FULLBAR YES YES

BELLA VIDA CAFÉ406 N. Broadway, (609) 884-6322www.bellavidacafe.com

“The local café with the wholesome aroma” is what they call it... and that’s how we describe it. Very apt!

B, L, D$5-$25Cards:

V, MC, DBYOB NO YES

THE BLACK DUCK1 Sunset Boulevard, (609) 898-0100blackduckonsunset.com

A chic interior and stylish food, but the ambience is anything but pretentious. Modern American cuisine.

D$15-$28Cards: V, MC

BYOB YES NO

THE BLUE PIG TAVERN251 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-8422congresshall.com

Congress Hall’s restaurant is better than ever, serving classic tavern food with a twist or two along the way.

B, L, D

$12-$36Cards: V, MC, AE, D

FULLBAR YES YES

CABANAS429 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-4800cabanasonthebeach.com

It’s always warm and friendly in this lively beachfront bar that features some of the best live bands around.

L,D$8-$25V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES YES

CAPE MAY BAKERS482 West Perry Street (609) 884-7454capemaybakers.com

Whether you want to start your day with a treat, or want goodies for a picnic or pick-me-up, this is the place to go!

Bakery $3-$8 N/A NO YES

CAPE MAY WINERY711 Townbank Rd., (609) 884-1169capemaywinery.com

This beautiful winery is open daily from 12-6pm. Make a reservation to tour the winery daily at 3pm.

Winery$5-$27V, MC, AE, D

WINERY N/A NO

CAPE ORIENT315 Ocean Street, (609) 898-0088capeorient.com

Great food every time, whether you are looking for Chinese, Thai or sushi. Service is superb, too.

L,D$12-$19V, MC, AE, D

BYOB YES YES

THE CARRIAGE HOUSEat the Emlen Physick Estate 1048 Washington Street(609) 884-5111

The Carriage House offers everything from hearty wraps, salads, quiche and paninis to classic teas.

L$12-$19V, MC, AE, D

BYOB YES YES

COPPER FISH416 BroadwayWest Cape May(609) 898-1555

Chef Geoff Johnson’s popular Copper Fish is under new management, at a new site – Broadway and Sunset.

D$24-$32V, MC, AE, D

BYOB YES YES

CUCINA ROSA301 Washington Street Mall(609) 898-9800www.cucinarosa.com

Nicely located at the beginning of the mall, this Italian restaurant is a must-visit. Simply superb food.

D$12-$29V, MC, AE, D

BYOB YES YES

C-VIEW INNTexas Avenue & Washington Cape May(609) 884-4712

A locals’ favorite, the oldest and friendliest tavern in town with great wings, excellent pub fare and cold beer.

L, D$4-$18V, MC

BAR NO YES

DEPOT MARKET CAFÉ409 Elmira StreetCape May(609) 884-8030

New owners Chris and Lisa Shriver are keeping the old favorites at this locals joint AND adding new specials.

B, L, D $6-$14 BYOB NO YES

The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink ChartWhat you need to know about the food and the vibe

Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or BYOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

Other details

KEY Onsite parking Handicap accessible Takeout available Dog-friendly patio

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A N D C L I P P E R S H I P P U B

Reserve For New Year’s Eve!Gift Certificates Available

SERVING DINNER FROM 5pm

on Friday & Saturday

EARLY DINNER SPECIALS5-6pm • $21.95

1/2 PRICE RAW BAR ITEMS5-6pm in the Pub Only

Sports TV in The Clipper Ship Pub

AFFORDABLE PUB MENU NOW AVAILABLE!

Includes Crabcake Sandwich, Fish & Chips, Bag of Donuts,

Chef George’s Soup du Jour & much more!

Reservations: 609-884-5878991 Ocean Drive, Cape May • www.blueclawrestaurant.com

Thursday, December 9: Hospitality Night At Sunset Beach

Handbell Soloist Frank Bowker

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THE EBBITT ROOM25 Jackson Street, (609) 884-5700virginiahotel.com

With the remarkable cooking of chef Lucas Manteca, there’s even more reason than usual to visit. Sublime concoctions.

D$26-$33V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES NO

HARBOR VIEW954 Ocean Drive(609) 884-5444harborviewcapemay.com

A Key West vibe, great views of the harbor, good food and regular entertainment. Come spend the afternoon or night.

B, L, D$6-$30V, MC

BAR NO YES

HAWK HAVEN VINEYARD600 S. Railroad AvenueRio Grande (609) 846-7347hawkhavenvineyard.com

Every Friday night in the win-ter the Wine Bar and Barrel Room is open. A fun, well-run vineyard.

WineryV, MC, AE, D

Winery NO NO

HEMINGWAY’S1045 Beach Avenue(609) 884-5611hemingwayscapemay.com

A relaxed yet elegant island ambiance, featuring USDA Prime Steaks and classic seafood creations.

B, L, D$15-$38V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES YES

HIGHER GROUNDS479 W. Perry Street(609) 884-1131highergroundscapemay.com

Great coffee, home-baked treats, and lots of healthy food options. A cozy, friendly corner spot. Try it!

B, L $5-$10 BYOB NO YES

THE LOBSTER HOUSEFisherman’s Wharf, (609) 884-8296 thelobsterhouse.com

Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast diner... The Lobster House has it all. B, L, D

$5-$25V, MC, AE, D

BAR NO YES

LUCKY BONES1200 Route 109, (609) 884-BONE (2663)luckybonesgrill.com

It’s a huge hit for a reason. Excellent food, great bar vibe, superb service. Gets it right every single time.

L, D$6-$22V, MC, AE, D

BARFor tables of eight or

moreYES

MAD BATTER19 Jackson Street(609) 884-5970www.madbatter.com

The original fine dining restaurant in Cape May and still one of the best. The food is always creative.

B, L, D$19-$30V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES YES

MERION INN106 Decatur Street, (609) 884-8363www.merion inn.com

The dim, amber lighting, dark wooden bar, period fittings and classy staff give this place a special ambience.

D

$18-Mar-ket

V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES YES

OCEAN VIEWBeach & Grant Avenues(609) 884-3772oceanviewrestaurant.com

A large and very reliable menu. Classic diner food, and very reasonably priced. A locals’ favorite.

B, L, D$9-$30V, MC, AE, D

BYOB NO YES

OYSTER BAY615 Lafayette Street(609) 884-2111oysterbayrestaurantnj.com

A lovely dining room, a beautiful copper-top bar and classic, generous dishes are what you’ll find here.

D$12-$29V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES YES

PETER SHIELDS1301 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-9090www.petershieldsinn.com

The Georgian revival mansion is magnificent and the modern American menu matches it all the way.

D$22-$39V, MC, D

BYOB NO NO

THE PILOT HOUSE142 Decatur Street(609) 884-3449www.pilothousecapemay.com

A classic pub and restaurant offering great burgers, excellent comfort good and an authentic ambience.

L, D$15-$25V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES YES

Other details

Food for kids?

Should I book?

Bar or BYOB?

Price range of entrées

Meals served

What you need to know about the food and the vibe

The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink Chart

Handicap accessible Takeout available Dog-friendly patioKEY Onsite parking

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The Exit Zero Clip Art And Fake Ad Contests Start looking through the paper... you could win a gift certificate to an advertiser!

CLIP ART CONTESTHidden somewhere in the paper is this

GINGERBREAD MAN... Find it & enter to win!

WHEN YOU FIND THE ANSWER(S)... ENTER BY ONE OF THESE WAYS:

1. E-mail your name and address along with the answer to: [email protected]

2. Mail us your name, address, and answer(s) on an 8.5 x 11 piece of paper to:

Exit Zero Publishing, 109 Sunset Boulevard, Suite D, Cape May, NJ 08204

Entries Deadline Date: Tuesday, December 28. Draw Date: Wednesday, December 29.

One entry per address or email address. Prizes will be mailed to the winners.

CONTEST WINNERSNOVEMBER 24 ISSUE:

CLIP ART WINNERTony Costanzo - Erma, NJ

FAKE AD WINNERS:

Nancy Harrington - Franklin, NJ

FAKE AD CONTESTSomewhere in this paper

is a fake ad!

But be aware as it may be a real business in our area, but the

product or service will not be real... Check closely!

Actual Size Shown Here:

This Week’s Prize: THE BIRD HOUSE OF CAPE MAY

ANSWERSNOVEMBER 24 ISSUE:

CLIP ARTPage 21 - Food & Drink Kids graphic

FAKE ADPage 40 - Pilgrim’s Pride Ad

This Week’s Prize: CAPE MAY SANDAL SHOP

Thursday, December 9: Hospitality Night At Sunset Beach

Brielle Dougherty, Mike and Charissa Beck Bill and Natalie Taylor Donna and Jackie

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER COPIES, PLEASE CALL (609) 770-8479

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Other details

Food for kids?

Should I book?

Bar or BYOB?

Price range of entrées

Meals served

The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink ChartWhat you need to know about the food and the vibe

RIO STATION3505 Route 9 SouthRio Grande(609) 889-2000

While all around it has changed, the Rio is still serving excellent food with old-style, friendly service.

L, D$13-$29V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES YES

SEASIDE CHEESE COMPANY600 Park Blvd., (609) 884-8700seasidecheesecapemay.com

A huge plus for the area when it opened, and this place continues to delight with gourmet treats.

L, D$4-$12V, MC, AE, D

N/A N/A YES

TISHA’S318 Washington Street Mall(609) 884-9119www.tishasfinedining.com

This local favorite moved from Convention Hall to the mall, at the former site of Stumpo’s. The food is as good as ever!

B, L, D$18-$35V, MC, AE, D

BYOB YES YES

TOMMY’S FOLLY COFFEE251 Beach Ave, (609) 884-6522congresshall.com

Situated in the lobby of Congress Hall, this shop has great coffee and some lovely to-go breakfast goodies.

B, Café$2-$5

V, MC, AE, D

N/A NO YES

THE UGLY MUG426 Washington Street MallCape May(609) 884-3459

A Cape May legend, and even better now that they’ve put those wonderful booths in there. Such a treat.

L, D$12-$25V, MC, AE, D

BAR NO YES

UNCLE BILL’S PANCAKESBeach Avenue & Perry StreetCape May(609) 884-7199

Reliably-excellent food – there is a reason why people wait a while to eat here... excellent breakfasts and brunches.

B, L $4-$9 BYOB NO YES

UNION PARK Beach Avenue & Howard(609) 884-8811unionparkdiningroom.com

Elegant dining in a classic old hotel, and the food is magnificent and inventive. One of the best in the area.

D$18-$35

V, MC, AEBYOB YES YES

VINCENZO’S LITTLE ITALY II3704 Bayshore RoadNorth Cape May(609) 889-6610

If you want to bring the family for a fine and fun Italian meal, look no further than here! The kids will love it.

L, D$8-$20V, MC, AE, D

BYOB YES YES

WASHINGTON INN801 Washington Avenue(609) 884-5697www.washingtoninn.com

Superb gourmet food, and a great little cocktail bar to get your night off on the right foot. Amazing wine list.

D$18-$34V, MC, AE, D

BAR YES YES

Handicap accessible Takeout available Dog-friendly patioKEY Onsite parking

Oyster BaySteak & Seafood Restaurant

Oyster BaySteak & Seafood Restaurant

DINNER FROM 5PM FRIDAY AND SATURDAY

GREAT MENU, MARTINIS & DESSERTS

Fresh seafood • Tasty steaksCopper-top bar • Free parking

Bottle and draft beer

609-884-2111 • 615 Lafayette St., Cape May

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Holiday Happenings In Cool Cape MayThe Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts offers a packed calender of Christmas events

IT’S beginning to look a lot like Christmas in the nation’s first seaside resort. Thanks to the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts & Humanities (MAC) and Cape May’s support of

cultural and heritage tourism, our town has become a top Christmastime destination. The city is transformed into an old-fashioned winter wonderland for the holidays and celebrates the season with seven weeks of special events. Victorian homes, hotels, churches and inns are decorated for the season with twinkling lights, boughs of holly and a wreath at every door. The festivities continue all the way through January 2.

Take a trolley ride to see the city’s twinkling lights, tour the Victorian gems decked out for the season, indulge with food and wine events, and celebrate the most wonderful time of the year! There is holiday entertainment for every member of the family. Unless otherwise noted, all events listed below are sponsored by the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts & Humanities. For more information, call (609) 884-5404 or visit www.capemaymac.org.

NOVEMBER 19–JANUARY 2An Old-Fashioned Christmas Exhibit

An exhibit of holiday traditions through the years. Complete with working LGB trains,

trees, toys and more! At the Carriage House Gallery at the Emlen Physick Estate, 1048 Washington Street. The Gallery is open daily; hours vary. Free admission.

Cape May’s Designer Show House at Christmas Discover Cape May’s sixth annual Designer Show House, beautifully decorated for the holiday season by some of the region’s top designers. The historic Fairthorne Cottage will be open for self-guided tours daily from 1–4pm, plus Thursday and Friday evenings from 7–9pm. Tours can be combined with lunch and dinner packages. Each visitor will receive a full-color program book with information about the designers, products and vendors. Admission is $10 for adults and $7 for children. The show house will be closed on Christmas Day, so stay home and relax! There will be no evening hours on December 24 and 31.

DECEMBER 17-19Cape May Wine Weekend Triple your

delight by combining a Wine–Tasting Dinner, Winery Cellar Tour and Wine–

One of many beautifully decorated Victorian homes you’ll see in town this season.

Holiday Gift

Certificates Available...

call (609) 898-0100

(609) 898-01001 Sunset Boulevard., West Cape May

Serving Dinner from 5pm on

New Year’s Eve Weekend!Dec. 30, 31 and Jan 1

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BEACH AVENUE & PERRY STREET, CAPE MAY(609) 884-7199

Uncle Bill’s

& FAMILY RESTAURANT

BREAKFAST WITH

SANTA!

Sat. Dec. 18 & Sun., Dec. 19

8am-noon

Open Every Day!

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HARBOR V IEW RESTAURANT, BAR & MARINASERVING LUNCH & DINNER THURSDAY THRU SUNDAY • BREAKFAST ON SATURDAY & SUNDAY

954 OCEAN DRIVE, CAPE MAY • 609-884-5444Between the Garden State Parkway & wildwood CreSt on the Bay at harBor View Marina

NOW BOOKING HOLIDAY PARTIES

& NEW

YEAR’S EVE!

SUNDAYSBURGER MANIA all day & all night & PORK LOIN DINNER with salad - $16

THURSDAYSFairly Irregular PIZZA NIGHT &

ROASTED PRIME RIB with Salad - $16

FRIDAYSFairly Irregular PIZZA NIGHT &

SHRIMP STRAVAGANZA - $17

New Year’s Eve Gala

Grand Hotel

New Year’s Day• Open Bar

• Grand Dinner Buffet.

• Great Entertainment

• Grand Breakfast Buffet the next morning

609.884.5611 1045 Beach Ave ~ Cape May

Cape May’s Finest

Two Night Package from $338pp includes 2 night deluxe accommodations, double occupancy New Year’s Eve in our Penthouse Ballroom • Top Shelf, Open Bar with Hors D’Oeuveres

• Four Course Surf & Turf Dinner

• Entertainment: 9 Piece Brass Band “The Business”

• Champagne Toast at Midnight.

• 1am Breakfast with Mimosas

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Tasting Class for a weekend of total indulgence. The weekend begins at 6pm on Friday with a four-course dinner at the Washington Inn, featuring wines themed to the Sunday Wine School Class. Guests will be treated to individual attention from the wine steward. On Saturday at 3pm, visit the award-winning Cape May Winery for a tour of the vineyard, an introduction to the winemaker’s art, and a barrel tasting with cheese and fruit. On Sunday at 1pm learn the finer points of fine wines at a Wine School Class at the Washington Inn. The complete package is $135 per person for the weekend.

DECEMBER 1837th Annual Christmas Candlelight

House Tour This self-guided tour features homes, inns, hotels and churches decorated for the holidays, plus caroling and strolling musicians. Hospitality centers offer beverages and home-baked treats. Includes admission to the Physick Estate at 1048 Washington Street. Runs from 5:30–8:30pm on Saturday. Adults $25, children $20.

DECEMBER 19Cape May Wine School It’s All in the

Bubbles—Sparkling Wines for the Holidays: Before you pop the cork, prepare for holiday

celebrations with a tasting of sparkling wines at the Washington Inn, 801 Washington Street at 1pm. Admission is $30.

The Mad Batter Beer School Samuel Adams, America’s World–Class Beer: Learn about the world of beer at the Mad Batter on 19 Jackson Street. Includes five samples of beer and light refreshments. 2pm on Sunday. $25 per person. Bistro menu also available at an additional charge.

DECEMBER 26Cape May Wine Trail Spend the

afternoon visiting Cape May County’s

wineries and sampling the unique flavors of each. First enjoy lunch at the Carriage House Tearoom & Café and then take the trolley shuttle to the Cape May Winery, Natali Vineyards and Hawk Haven Vineyard & Winery, where you’ll learn about viniculture and visit the tasting rooms. $75 per person, includes lunch, wine tastings at each vineyard and a wine–tasting glass. Limited event, reserve early! 12pm–5pm on Sunday.

DECEMBER 29Holiday Chefs’ Dine-around Enjoy

a five-course gourmet feast with each course served in one of Cape May’s premier restaurants. Wine will be provided with each course, with a representative from the sponsoring winery on hand to explain the pairings. A trolley shuttle between restaurants is provided. Wine will be available for purchase. Event held at 6pm on Wednesday. Reserve early; limited to 34 people! $125 per person (gratuity included).

ONGOING TOURSCape May Christmas Tour See Cape

May’s Historic District decked out for the season from a heated trolley, then take a guided tour of the Emlen Physick Estate, authentically decorated for a Victorian Christmas, and finally tour the 2010 Cape

Visit the Cape May Lighthouse this winter for one fantastic view.

Holiday Happenings?From Page 27

Continued On Page 30 ?

482 West Perry Street, Cape May | (609) 884-7454 | www.capemaybakers.com

Fine pastries • hearth-baked wholegrain breads donuts • decadent desserts and more

Daily lunch items including: quiche • stuffed breads pasta salads • soups • veggie tarts and more

Beautifully Decorated Cakes for Every Special Occasion.

(Wedding cake orders by appointment only!)All of Our Fine Baked Goods are Made Daily Right on the Premises!

• Gourmet teas and coffees including Grounds for ChangeTM organic fair trade coffee!

Celebrating 30 Years of Fine Baking in Cape May!

CAPE MAY BAKERS

All recipes are vegetarian and many vegan friendly items are available.

NOW TAKING ORDERS FOR:PIES • DESSERTS • BREADS • COOKIES

CHEESECAKES • NUT BREADS • PASTRY TRAYS

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May Designer Show House dressed up for the holidays. Admission includes an “Old-fashioned Christmas” exhibit in the Carriage House Gallery and a shuttle to the show house. Offered Monday–Thursday, through December 30 at 11am. Adults $25, children $20.

Cape May Designer Show House at Christmas Dinner Package Combine a tour of Cape May’s 2010 Designer Show House decorated for Christmas with dinner at one of Cape May’s premier restaurants. Guests seat at 5:30pm and have the choice between two restaurants each night and choice from several options on the early seating menu. After dinner, tour the show house from 7–9pm. Offered Thursday, December 2, and December 16–30. Thursday Dinner Options in December: Union Park or The Mad Batter; Packages are $45 per person and are inclusive of tax and gratuity.

Cape May Designer Show House at Christmas Luncheon Package Combine a tour of the new Cape May Designer Show House with a lunch at the Carriage House Tearoom & Café located on the grounds of the 1879 Emlen Physick Estate, 1048 Washington. Enjoy an elegant four-course tea luncheon at the Carriage House before a self-guided tour of the show house, which is open from 1pm to 4pm for tours. Packages are available daily through December 31. The tearoom is open from 11:30am. Tea luncheon/tour tickets are $30 per person and are inclusive of tax and gratuity. Please call (609) 884-5111 to reserve your seating at the Tearoom.

Cape May Family Treasure Hunt Discover the fun of exploring Cape May and uncovering its architectural elements from a kid’s perspective. Packet includes clues sheet and map that will take you on a self-guided discovery tour, set to your own pace (answer sheet also included). Available daily year-round. Not offered on Christmas. $5 per packet

(Only one packet is needed per family). Co-sponsored by the Mid-Atlantic Center for the Arts & Humanities (MAC) and Preservation New Jersey.

Cape May Lighthouse, Oil House and Museum Shop Climb this 1859 structure and enjoy a panoramic view of the Jersey Cape and Atlantic Ocean. The museum shop carries souvenirs, books, videos and other maritime items. Open Saturdays and Sundays through December 19 from 12–3pm and daily December 26 through January 2 from 12–3pm. Located at Cape May Point State Park. Admission to the Visitors’ Center and the ground floor of the lighthouse is free. Tower admission is $7 adults, $3 children.

Carriage House Tearoom and Café An English tradition brought to Victorian Cape May, featuring a tea luncheon of sandwiches, salads, soups, breads, pastries and beverages, and elegant afternoon tea of finger sandwiches, pastries, scones and beverages. The café menu also offers heartier fare with a selection of entrée salads, soups, sandwiches and wraps. Carriage House Tearoom and Café is on the grounds of the Emlen Physick Estate, 1048 Washington. Open at 11:30am daily November 26 through December 23 and December 26 through December 31. To make reservations call 609-884-5111.

Combination Trolley/Physick Estate Tours Guided trolley tour of Cape May’s Historic District, followed by a guided tour of Cape May’s only Victorian house museum, the Emlen Physick Estate at 1048 Washington Street, decorated in authentic Victorian holiday style. Offered daily, times vary. $18 for adults, $9 for children.

Ghosts of Christmas Past Trolley Rides A member of the East Lynne Theater Company will regale you with a Victorian holiday ghost tale as you ride through Cape May’s Historic District. Adults: $10; children $7. Offered nightly through January 1. No tours on December 18, 24 and 25. Trolleys depart from the Washington Mall information booth at Washington and Ocean.

Holiday Happenings?From Page 29

609-898-1555416 Broadway, West Cape May

www.thecopperfishrestaurant.com

6 On BroadwayDinner Thursday Thru Saturday From 5pm

NOW BOOKING HOLIDAY PARTIES!

Bill Caterini Plays Live on Friday & Saturday

LISTEN TO CHEF GEOFF ON THE RADIO! LEARN COOKING TIPS

& MORE TUESDAYS 9AM-NOON

ON CAPE MAY JAZZ 101.5 FM

Friday, December 17

SANTA CHEF

IS COMING!

Kids 10 & Under Eat Free!

Gift For the Kids and Holiday Fun!

RESERVE NOW FOR NEW YEARS EVE!

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Thursday, December 9: Hospitality Night At Sunset Beach

Dot and Ed

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Andrew, Matt, Michele and Uncle Mark

Rachel, Bob and Dave

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GSaturday, December 11th & 18th8 a.m. to 12:30 p.m.

All you can eat Breakfast Buffet$10.95 Adults, $6.95 Children

Bring your camera!

Reservations suggested!

Breakfast with Santa!

At the Grand Hotel 1045 Beach Avenue 609.884.5611www.grandcapemay.com

A Holiday Tradition!

Thursday, December 9: Hospitality Night At Sunset Beach

Lovers Sally Shaffer and Carol Vitucci Andy & Ben Stone

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Grande Center Shopping MallRio Grande, New Jersey

609-889-2000

KEEPIN’ IT

Saturday, December 18th

BREAKFAST RINCHGwith the

That does sound like fun, but do come before10,for the chairs will be none. At $8.99,

who else could beat it. Come in for ameal and story, he even will read it!

The last thing I’ll say, bring you and the fam, for when it comes

down to it. . .who doesn’t like

Green Eggs & Ham!

$12.99ECONO-BUSTER DINNERS

Everyday but Saturday

Reservations Required

10:00 A.M.

GIFT CARD

Give the Gift of Good Tastewith a

Holiday

Grinch$12.99GiftCardsEZ 12/12/10 6:43 PM Page 1

Spouty-OffyThe column where anonymous

gasbags have their say!

THE Twelve Days of Christmas? I thought there was only one! – Erma

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AND your true love gave to you a “partridge in a pear tree”? How do you give someone a whole tree? How would you wrap it? – Cape May

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THEN you got two turtle doves? What are you trying to start, an aviary? – Cape May

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AND why would you need three French hens when American hens would work just fine? – Cape May

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NEXT you got four calling birds! Again with all the birds...sheesh! – Cape May

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FIVE golden rings... Now that is more like it, especially with the price of gold these days. – Cape May

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THEN you were given six geese a–laying... Wouldn’t it be easier and cheaper to just buy some eggs from the store? – Cape May

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SEVEN swans a–swimming... Oh no, again with all the birds! I did not realize that they were such a popular Christmas gift! I have never given or been given one bird for Christmas my whole life and this guy gets 23 birds in one holiday! – Cape May

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YOU can’t really give people to people as a gift, so I’m not so sure about eight maids a–milking.

But if they all looked like that milkmaid that won the Phan-tom Ball I’m all for it! You could tell her milk jugs were nice. – Cape May

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NINE ladies dancing would be kind of cool, but way too many for just one person! – Erma

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THEN you were given ten lords a–leaping which seems very odd to me that lords would be leaping, but anyhoo. – Cape May

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I WONDER if the Pied Piper was included in those 11 pipers piping? – Erma

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AND finally, I don’t know how you would even hear yourself think with 10 drummers drum-ming. Your true love should have given this gift to the mum-mers! - Cape May

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WHY is it called mistletoe when you are supposed to kiss soemone if they are under it... Wouldn’t a better name for it be mistlelip? – Cape May

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RUSSELL from Swain’s kinda looks like The Grinch who stole Christmas to me ! - Cape May

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Merry Christmas! – Exit Zero

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Thursday, December 9: Hospitality Night At Sunset Beach

Devin Roach, Charissa Beck, Alisha Stevenson, Weinie Girl

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Coffee House & Organic Market

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Saturday, December 4: Christmas Parade Party At Bill Briggs’

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Sandi, Holly and Will

Denis and Rachel

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Saturday, December 4: Christmas Parade Party At Bill Briggs’

Bill Briggs Courtney and Anthony Coco Dr Bob and AJ

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Saturday, December 4: Christmas Parade Party At Bill Briggs’

Eric Sallee and Shirley Stiles Helen and Jim Tarallo Ken and Anthony

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MY MOTHER went to high school with the co-founder of Apple com-puters. He asked her out, and she turned him

down because he was a geek with bad acne. Then he showed up to the 20–year reunion with a private jet and the homecoming queen. “You never know who somebody might turn out to be,” my mom reminds me.

I think about this often when I’m work-ing. Maybe the guy on table four is the CEO of a Fortune 500 company. Maybe the woman on table two will discover a cure for cancer. Perhaps the man at the bar is wearing women’s underpants. You just never know.

But in the restaurant, who you are is not as important as where you’re sitting. To ensure they get the right food, patrons are referred to by seat number. “Seat one gets the tuna!” the expeditor yells. When things get really busy, though, there’s no time for seat numbers. Orders become something more like: “Fish for the fat guy!” or “Soup for the woman dressed like a hooker!”

I’m often curious about the personal lives of these patrons. I used to play a game with a fellow waiter in which we’d guess the professions of the people we served. Then we’d try coaxing the info out of our guests. Over the course of one conversa-tion, I learned I was serving the parents of a friend I’d made in Thailand three years prior. If anything will make a girl believe in six degrees of separation, it’s waitressing.

The only people I don’t care to know are the ones pretentious enough to assume I already do. Even if a guest is very impor-tant and his server knows very well who he is, it’s probably best not to feed an already inf lated ego. A friend of mine once served a

famous Philadelphia Eagle. “What’s your name?” the football play-

er asked, rubbing my friend’s backside. “Melanie,” she said. “What’s yours?” Other times, in a moment of irrational

anger over a botched order, a guest will ask his server: “Don’t you know who I am?”

“Why?” I feel like saying, “Did you for-get?”

Unfortunately, this happens quite a bit where I work. People who have to wait for a table or receive an undercooked steak want to know if I’m aware of their VIP status. In fact, it happened just yesterday. “I know who you are,” I wanted to say, “You’re the guy who f lips out over a slab of beef.”

In the past, I’ve assumed that any guest who would ask me such a thing must be an utterly obnoxious person, but perhaps this is presumptuous. After all, if waiting tables has taught me anything, it’s that I never can be sure of who I’m dealing with. And the same goes for my angry guest. Don’t you know who I am, dear sir? When dinner is over, I’m the girl who’s writing about you.

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PATRICIA JACKSON JEWELERS414 Bank Street, Cape May • (609) 884-0323

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Shop in our farm store and check out our great selection of alpaca apparel and accessories: sweaters, capes, hats & scarves, socks, throws, and yarn from the farm.

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Saturday, December 4: Christmas Parade Party At Bill Briggs’ House

Sandi, Dr Bob, Billy, Donna, Jim

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Michele, Lauren, Steven, Marty

Domenic Zupito, Steven Haas, Christopher Whibley, Bill Good

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GGJoseph Bada

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Dinner will be served from 4p until 7p. We will be offering our regular dinner menu featuring USDA Prime Steak and Sensational Seafood. Specials include Salmon Oscar & Stuffed Veal Chop.

Dinner will be served from 2p until 7p. Enjoy a special buffet featuring: Prime Rib, Turkey, Ham, Salmon, Crab Cakes, Soups, Salads, Vegetables and an assortment of Desserts will also be served as part of the buffet.

Hemingway’s will be open for breakfast, lunch and dinner, offering our regular dinner menu featuring Prime Steak & Sensational Seafood.

Reservations Recommended

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MaryAnn’sCONTEMPORARY & ESTATE JEWELRY

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The Old FogeyAh, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur

Needless to say, that house got no presents from Santa, other than a scorched lounge.

Of course, my role as Santa goes back to the very origins of the story – you might assume that, being a ludicrously rich and generous man, I decided to become a local incarnation of Mr Claus. But the truth, as always, is more intriguing: back in my day, Santa Claus was a bit of a ne’er-do-well whose real name was Sammy Hawse. Sammy liked to gamble, and after a win at Atlantic City he would return to Cape May

I MAY have to change Christmas a little this time around, I’m afraid. Every year, more of you cease to use your fine chimneys and hearths and seal them up, or fill them with

dried f lowers and other tat that makes a descent somewhat tricky for an old chap like myself. And after a few memorable attempts, I will not be trying to navigate any more central heating vents. In the last one, in one of those fancy modern homes that jostle for room on the way to the Point, I was stuck fast and feared my remains would be found in the spring when squir-rels had eaten the f lesh from my bones, and had I not had a hand grenade in the pocket of my fine ermine-lined jacket, I would have surely perished.

As it was, I rolled the grenade (I usu-ally carry one, as they can remedy all sorts of problems, from a nest of North Korean machine-gunners to a roving pack of Wildwooders, to a dispute over a park-ing space on Beach) down the vent and the explosion propelled me out of the side of the building and into the kiddy pool.

and stumble around handing out random gifts and cash. In time, his slurred intro-ductions, his trademark lucky red gambling jacket and his drunken largesse became the basis for a nice little legend of a jolly, red-faced demigod called “Santa” who slipped down chimneys (rather than his real-life habit of slipping off bar stools, senseless).

Sadly, Sammy’s gambling ended badly and he was shot through the heart by an enraged card shark after he made the mis-take of playing no fewer than three aces of hearts in the same hand.

Well then, what could I do except take up the mantle and become Santa himself? I settled on a date, the day before my birth-day, and had one of my finest carriages out-fitted specially. Then I had a snug and star-tling red outfit stitched up. Young Albert was dressed similarly, and from that came, I think, the notion of Santa’s elves, though Young Albert is mightily offended at such a comparison.

So, dear friends, this year, I will be knocking directly on the front door. Be warned: I prefer fine malt and shortbread.

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Saturday, December 4: Christmas Parade Party At Bill Briggs’ House

Bill, Bobbi, Tina

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Steve, Jack, Loc Tran

Mr Bill, Bridget, Kennedy, Alex609-886-4863 • www.patriciaraineystudios.com

Patricia Rainey Studios“Give a Gift of Cape May”

IN APPRECIATION TO LOCALS

All studio sales 30% off between December 15 - 22

(20% off ORIGINAL oils and watercolors.)

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Debbie & Mike Downes

860 Broadway (Broadway & Stimpson Lane)West Cape May NJ 08204

609-884-1865 • 609-884-2602 Faxemail: [email protected]

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Cape WindsFlorist & Gift Shop

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ALL IRISH IMPORTS401 Lafayette Street, Cape May

(609) 884-4484 • Open Daily 10am-8pm

Out of the Past

394 Myrtle Ave.,West Cape May

609-884-3357outofthepastantiques.com

[email protected]

Antiques

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OPEN DAILY: Fri & Sat 10-6 Sun-Thurs 10-4110 Park Boulevard, West Cape May

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Kathleen, Kimberly, and Kiwi atop the Duomo in Milan, Italy

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FREECopy of Cool Cape May

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Naughty or nice – does it really make a

difference?

Confessions Of A Cape May Lover An enthusiast’s view of America’s Original Seaside Resort... by Meghan Kunz

in a worse situation. What can you do?Small steps can have significant effects.

The Coalition Against Rape and Abuse in Cape May Court House is currently col-lecting new, unwrapped gifts for newborns through teenage children. If you’re inter-ested in dropping off a gift, call (609) 522-6489. Wilsey Realty on Lafayette Street is running its second annual Holiday Diaper Drive now through January 3. Donations can be dropped off Mondays–Saturdays 9am–5pm and Sundays 10am–2pm.

IF YOU’RE not careful, it’s quite easy to overlook something important during the holiday rush. Between the decora-tions, party–planning, recipe–swap-

ping, present–buying, list–making, family gatherings… well, it’s rather exhausting. At the end of each day, you may find your-self sighing with relief – another obstacle course overcome. Another day has passed, the countdown continues. You collapse in a heap, then start to mentally prepare for the next 24 hours.

It’s easy to forget, so no judgment is passed here. But is there any place on your to–do list for the true spirit of the holidays? I’m not just talking about the token gift to your mailman or hair dresser. What are you giving back? I know some people may roll their eyes and think, “I give back all the time. I just bought raff le tickets for that fundraiser. And didn’t I donate that sweat-er I hate to charity?” Okay, that’s a step in the right direction. But amid the holiday bustle there should be time to remember that not everyone is as lucky as you are. Even if you have it bad, someone is always

Flying Fish Studio in West Cape May is selling one-of-a-kind “Have a Heart for Hunger” Christmas ornaments designed by local artist Matt Long, supporting the Community Food Bank of New Jersey – Southern Branch.

Consider volunteering your time or services at a local homeless shelter, such as Family Promise in Cape May Court House. Donating a used car could help someone secure employment this year. Offer to drive someone to a doctor’s appointment or vol-unteer your editing skills to enhance a résumé. For animal lovers, you can make a donation to Animal Outreach of Cape May County. A $50 donation will help spay/neuter an animal or provide food for the shelter for a week. Visit www.animalout-reachofcmc.org for more information. Or give a gift to some furry friends at the Cape May County Animal Shelter in Cape May Court House. Some items that are needed include: paper towels, cotton balls, Kongs, Nylabones, Wiff le balls, towels, sheets, blankets, small rugs and quality pet food.

Every bit helps.

AFTER CHRISTMAS

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25-50% Off All Christmas Items

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Friday, December 3: Boy Scouts’ Spaghetti Dinner For Charity

Tony Monzo, Tony Genaro, Kathy Monzo, Russell W Haynes, Ian Haynes, Marc Lambert

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Lee and Chris Hajduk, MP Myers, Sarah Portewig, Mary Ann Gaffney, Jerry Gaffney

Laine Burgin, Marli Johnson, Dean Burgin, Juliet Burgin

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SANTA CLAUS will be at the Fudge Kitchen on the

Washington Street Mall on Sat., Dec. 18 & Sun., Dec. 19

from 1 to 4pm

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Store « Gallery « Global HQ

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The Answer LadyWise answers to perplexing questions

THE Answer Lady invites inqui-ries from gentle readers on all manners of relationship quan-daries, matters of the heart, and ethics. If you’d like to send

a query, write to [email protected] Answer LadyI have a lot of family who live far away.

For this reason, I usually send birthday and Christmas gifts in the mail – I write a check or send a gift card. If I haven’t heard from the recipient after a couple of days, I usually call to make sure the gift has been received. Recently I called my niece to fol-low up on a gift, and she was rather rude, saying that she had just received it the pre-vious day, and then made up some excuse about working late and not yet having had the chance to call me. She implied that I was the one being rude! – Have You Ever?

Dear EverWell, yes, the Answer Lady has. You

sound very thoughtful and very, uh, thor-ough in your gift-giving, dear, but to call these recipients of your good will and hound them, mere hours after they have

opened their mail, borders on harassment. By the way, the Answer Lady is NOT excus-ing people who do not thank others for gifts. Depending upon the occasion, a card is in order, at the very least a phone call, email, or even a text. To not acknowledge a gift is a crime against civility. Yes, if you have written a check and it goes uncashed for weeks at a time, of course a phone call is in order. And yes, your friends and family may be a bunch of ill-mannered, thought-less boors, but that does not give you license

to be the gift police. Give people a realistic chance to thank you, and if they don’t do so, decide whether you are giving gifts to get something in return, or giving them because you want to.

Dear Answer LadyOkay – going to my new girl’s folks’

house in Pennsylvania for Christmas din-ner. My girlfriend is whipping up an appe-tizer that her mom requested, but I don’t want to walk in empty-handed. On the other hand, I’ve been laid off for a month, so funds are kind of limited. I need a quick suggestion. – Dinner Guest

Dear GuestThe Answer Lady feels like she says

these two things all the time, but here she goes again: 1. Shop local, and 2. Any host-ess loves f lowers. Pop into your nearest posy shop and pick up some festive f low-ers. Or, since it is dinner, how about wine? Check out Hawk Haven Vineyards’ current sale – two bottles of Reisling for $25 – can’t beat it. Local and frugal – they’ll love you. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from the Answer Lady’s family to yours.

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SWEATSHIRT SALE. . .BUY ONE GET ONE

HALF OFF!Open Daily at 10am

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Chattel House Village • 109 Sunset Blvd. • West Cape May, NJ 08204(609) 898-8871 • www.birdhouseofcapemay.com

Open Year Round • We Ship Anywhere • Open 10am-5pm (Closed Tues. & Wed.)Bringing Nature Closer to Your Home Since 1995

Nature Gifts for all Seasons! 100’s of Quality, Handcrafted, U.S. Made Houses, Feeders, Baths, Butterfly, Bat and Purple Martin Houses!

Hummingbird Feeders, Yard Art, Rain Chains, Chimes. Solar Lanterns, Soy Candles & Bayberry Candles

Gourmet foods, items and accessories404 Washington Street Mall, Cape May609-884-9292 • www.lovethecook.com

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Store Hours

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ALL IRISH IMPORTS401 Lafayette StreetCape May(609) 884-4484www.allirishimports.com

Right across from Collier’s Liquor Store (which, appropriately, is a big green building).

They carry T-shirts, hand-knit fishermen’s sweaters, pewter, Waterford crystal, Belleek, jewelry, perfume and even biscuits. See their ladies capes, hats and scarves including cabbie caps.

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ANTIQUES EMPORIA405 West Perry StreetCape May(609) 898-3332

At that funny little intersection where Perry Street bends into West Perry Street.

There is always a great selection of Americana, furniture, costume jewelry, watches, clocks, vintage postcards, magazines, books and more. Pick up some vintage jewelry to finish off an outfit with style.

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Monday-Friday 11-4, Saturday 10-5, Sunday 10-4.

BAY SPRINGS ALPACAS542 New England RoadCape May(609) 884-0563www.bayspringsalpacas.com

Down New England Road – the northern tip of the island – on your way to Higbee Beach.

This charming 10-acre farm is great for a family visit. Come see how alpaca fiber is spun into yarn, then pick up a sweater, scarf, blanket or hat made from it. Treat your feet to ultra-comfortable alpaca socks.

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BIRD HOUSE OF CAPE MAY109 Sunset BoulevardWest Cape May(609) 898-8871www.birdhouseofcapemay.com

On Sunset Boulevard, just west of the intersection of Broadway and Sunset.

An extensive selection of bird houses, from Victorian and colonial styles to urban and eclectic designs. They also offer scented wax pottery, Wind and Willow mixes, home decor and garden accents.

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Open 10-5 closed Tuesdays and Wednesdays

CAPE ISLAND HOME & GARDEN720 BroadwayWest Cape May(609) 884-4210

Located on Broadway in West Cape May.

Cape Island Home and Garden is the one-stop shop for all your landscaping needs: from potted plants and lawn ornaments to advice on coping with that sandy soil.

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CAPE MAY BIRD OBSERVATORY701 East Lake DriveCape May Point (609) 884-2736www.birdcapemay.org

Follow Sunset Boulevard out to Lighthouse Avenue, turn left and the CMBO is on your right.

Everything a nature lover could want – from field guides, binoculars and scopes to clothing and books. They stock the best selection of binoculars in the area in all price ranges. Featuring beautiful Charley Harper merchandise.

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CAPE MAY LINEN OUTLET110 Park BoulevardWest Cape May(609) 884-3630www.capemaylinen.com

Right across from CVS on Park Boulevard in West Cape May.

Their hand-picked deals and old-fashioned service keep customers coming back. Your source for everything linen, from aprons and tablecloths to linen by the yard. You’re sure to find it here.

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CAPE MAY SANDAL SHOPPE108 Jackson StreetCape May(609) 898-3547www.capemaysandals.com

Right off the Washington Street Mall by Happy Baby Boutique and Louisa’s Café.

This is way more than a sandal shop. They have a wide and varied selection of jewelry, bags, T-shirts and fashion accessories. And they stock sandals in every shape, size, and style you could ever possibly hope to find.

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CAPE MAY WICKER203 Sunset BoulevardWest Cape May(609) 884-1849

On Sunset Boulevard just past the Shell gas station and Chattel House Village.

Wicker furniture has a classic appeal that looks good indoors and out, and compliments any aesthetic. If you’re in the market for the best selection of wicker furniture on the island, look no further than Cape May Wicker.

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CAPE WINDS FLORIST860 Broadway West Cape May(609) 884-1865www.capemayflowers.com

On Broadway just before the windowless, brown Verizon building as you leave town.

Cape Winds Florist is family-owned and has more than 30 years of experience. They always go the extra mile to make their floral gifts perfect. Offering beautiful, elaborate floral arrangements plus prompt, friendly service.

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CAROLINE BOUTIQUECarpenter’s Lane Cape May(609) 884-5055

On Carpenter’s Lane between Jackson and Decatur Streets, right behind the mall.

Located in a cute cedar shake cottage, Caroline’s feature beautiful contemporary clothing and accessories. Ask about the great line of Michael Stars T-shirts in great colors and comfortable fabric.

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COHWEN’S INK EMPORIUM1210 Bayshore Road Villas(609) 886-7767www.cohwensinkemporium.com

Bayshore Road and East Bates Street in Villas.

Cohwen J. Allen opened Cohwen’s Ink Emporium after 13 years of experience in the field. It is Cape May’s only five-star-rated body art studio. They specialize in freehand custom designs, cover-ups and repairs.

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DESATNICK’S Cape May(609) 884-2545www.desatnicks.com

You can reach DeSatnick’s right in your home by picking up the phone.

This family-owned and operated business offers the final accessory for every room: window treatments. The styles and variety offered by DeSatnick’s is beyond compare.

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EXIT ZERO109 Sunset Boulevard Cape May(609) 770-8479www.exitzero.us

In the illustrious Chattel House Village on Sunset Boulevard, across from the Shell gas station.

The coolest Cape May souvenirs, a superb selection of local-interest books, designer T-shirts and an unrivaled collection of historic Cape May prints. Wear the Exit Zero logo with pride.

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FIBER ARTS YARN SHOP315 Ocean StreetCape MayWashington Commons(609) 898-8080

In Celebration Mall, right next to Acme on Ocean Street.

Knitting is quickly proving to be the cool new hobby for every generation.Fiber Arts have the tools and experience to get a novice started and the goods to supply an expert.

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FLYING FISH130 Park Boulevard West Cape May(609) 884-2760www.theflyingfishstudio.com

Right across from CVS on Park Boulevard.

Owner Sue Lotozo hand-makes (and designs) a great collection of cool, off-beat shirts. You will find original, funky, retro designs on high-quality apparel, including a collection of T-shirts that celebrate local beaches.

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GAIL PIERSON GALLERY658 Washington Street Cape May(609) 884-2585www.gailpiersongallery.com

On Washington Street across from City Hall.

This fine art gallery is as charming as the center city district in which it resides. It introduces new artists and art lovers to the beauty of Cape May. Art education and interactive online technology are a key focus.

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GOOD SCENTS327 Carpenter’s LaneCape May (609) 884-0014www.sensia.com

On Carpenter’s Lane at the corner of Jackson Street.

You’ll smell the sweet mix of candles and incense from the sidewalk. Good Scents also carry lanterns, jewelry, stationery, books and gifts to delight your senses. Check out their wide selection of jazz and world music CDs.

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HAPPY BABY106 Jackson StreetCape May(609) 884-5922

Just off the Washington Street Mall on Jackson Street.

Cool, organic and fun baby clothes. They specialize in hand-crafted and artisanal products made in the beauitful USA.

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HENRY’S FINE JEWELRY407 Washington Street MallCape May(609) 884-0334

Right in the middle of the Washington Street Mall.

Henry’s, Cape May’s landmark jewelers, carry the Original Cape May Destination Bracelet plus a huge selection of jewelry throughout the store, including selections from Pandora Jewelry.

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ITALIAN GARDEN510 Carpenter’s LaneCape May (609) 884-2300

Just off the Washington Street Mall on Carpenter’s Lane.

Fine Italian exports, including the largest selection of L’Erbolario, an exclusive botanical skincare and fragrance line, in the US. Look for the Alviero Martini designer “World Map” handbags and Murano glass jewelry.

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KATE’S FLOWER SHOP600 Park BoulevardWest Cape May(609) 884-6181www.katesflowershop.com

In West Cape May on Park Boulevard, really close to Seaside Cheese Company.

Strangely enough, they sell flowers! But Kate and her staff dispense more than just beautiful floral arrangements. They also give advice on things like philosophy, good books and other stimulating subjects.

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LOVE THE COOK404 Washington Street MallCape May(609) 884-9292www.lovethecook.com

In the heart of Cape May’s outdoor shopping district, the Washington Street Mall.

More spices, oils, sauces, mustards, herbs, fresh coffees and salad dressing than you can shake a spoon at (they have those too). Among the gadgets are Hot Spots – silicone pads that act as trivets – hot pads and jar openers.

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MARY ANN’S JEWELRY511 Washington Street MallCape May(609) 898-8786

In the heart of Cape May’s outdoor shopping district, the Washington Street Mall.

The smallest shop on the mall, but it’s packed with beautiful things – Rolex watches, pearls, sapphires, porcelain vases, cut-glass and pocket watches. Stunning estate and new jewelry, with a large selection of diamonds.

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MISS DEMEANOR223 Jackson StreetCape May(609) 770-7613

Across from Swain’s Ace Hardware and the store formerly known as Wawa.

A boutique featuring clothing and accessories by up-and-coming designers. And for guys, there’s a great line of T-shirts made of recycled materials

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ORIGINAL FUDGE KITCHEN513 Washington Street Mall and 728 Beach AvenueCape May800-23-FUDGEwww.fudgekitchens.com

On the Washington Street Mall and beachfront on the promenade.

Chances are good you won’t get past the front door without trying a piece of something delicious at this Cape May institution. They now have their delicious pumpkin pie fudge!

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OUT OF THE PAST ANTIQUES394 Myrtle AvenueCape May(609) 884-3357www.outofthepastantiques.com

At that funny little intersection where Perry Street bends into West Perry Street.

Lovely surprises everywhere – a tea set from the 1920s, a cylinder from a turn-of-the-century Edison phonograph or a Wallace Nutting hand-colored photograph. Keep coming back because the selection changes.

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PAT JACKSON JEWELERS414 Bank StreetCape May(609) 884-0323www.patjacksonjewelers.com

On Bank Street next to 410 Bank Street restaurant.

Pat Jackson has been designing jewelry since the 1970s and has had her shop since the 1980s. You won’t find anything synthetic or treated – just satisfaction. Try a twist on the seashell souvenir with an 18k gold scallop-shell bracelet.

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PATRICIA RAINEY STUDIOS1325 Emerson AvenueNorth Cape May(609) 886-4863www.patriciaraineystudios.com

Patricia operates her studio in North Cape May. Call for information on when you can visit.

Patricia is a self-taught artist who paints beautiful oils and watercolors that you’ll see on posters, prints and on postcards all over town. Patricia has painted some of the most inspiring buildings in historic Cape May.

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PINK33 Perry StreetCape May(609) 898-1113

Inside the Pink House on Perry Street, right across from Congress Hall.

An exciting women’s store brought to you by sisters Jen and Julie, who also run Victorious, located in Congress Hall. You’ll find classy tops, dresses, denim, bottoms, linens, jewelry, handbags and shoes.

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STITCH BY STITCH315 Ocean Street, Unit 9Washington Commons Cape May(609) 898-9606/866-563-5399www.stitchbystitchcapemay.com

Washington Commons is the collection of stores across Ocean Street from the mall.

Your HQ for Cape May and Victorian cross-stitch and needlework designs. No matter whether you are a novice or an expert, you will find project ideas and supplies to please you. There is also a full-service framing department.

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SUNSET BEACH GIFT SHOPSSunset Boulevard Cape May Point(609) 884-7079www.sunsetbeachnj.com

At the very end of beautiful Sunset Boulevard at Sunset Beach.

Featuring specialty foods, bath and body products, shells, minerals, jewelry, candy, clothing and so much more. Sunset Beach have a great collection of fun Cape May souvenirs that stand out from the crowd of standard gifts.

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SWAIN’S305 Jackson StreetCape May(609) 884-8578

On Jackson Street just before it runs into West Perry Street.

Swain’s Ace Hardware have everything you need to furnish, finish or refurbish your home. They carry bath products, cleaning products, paint, tools and any hardware you could ever need. It’s the friendliest, most helpful hardware store!

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TEA BY THE SEA405 West Perry StreetCape May(609) 898-4TEAwww.teaincapemay.com

At that funny little intersection where Perry Street bends into West Perry Street.

Few things liven up a dreary day or smooth out a hectic one quite like a hot cuppa. No matter how you take it, tea is good for whatever ails you. Tea by the Sea also offer delicious cobbler and scone mixes. Choose from 12 flavors.

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TOMMY’S FOLLY251 Beach Avenue, Congress HallCape May(609) 884-6522www.congresshall.com

Within the massive yellow building that is Cape May’s historic Congress Hall.

This is not your ordinary gift shop. Tommy’s Folly have everything from paninis and coffee to jewelry, clothing and even a little, blue stuffed pig. Really, you’ll struggle to figure out what they DON’T have.

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VICTORIOUS251 Beach Avenue, Congress HallCape May(609) 898-1777www.victoriousantiques.com

In Congress Hall and also available in the Pink House on Perry Street.

Victorious have stylish goodies like Hobo handbags, sweet clutches and a wide variety of accessories to choose from. Their specialty is antique wedding bands and engagement rings. A great place to browse.

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WEDDINGS BY THE SEA139 North BroadwayWest Cape May(609) 884-7900/866-459-7900www.wedding-bythesea.com

Right on Broadway in West Cape May, they’ll be on your left on your way into town.

If you want to get married in Cape May, visit Weddings by the Sea. They have all the know-how: the ability to help you plan and every accessory you’ll need. Their sand-pouring unity sets are the latest hit at local weddings.

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WEST END GARAGE484 West Perry Street Cape May(609) 770-8261www.thewestendgarage.com

Across West Perry Street from CVS.

A hip and classy new addition to shopping on the island, West End Garage has all the feel of an upscale flea market in NY or Philly right in downtown Cape May.

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WHALE’S TALE312 Washington Street MallCape May(609) 884-4808www.whaletalecapemay.com

In the heart of Cape May’s outdoor shopping district, the Washington Street Mall.

Everywhere you look, something catches your eye – playing cards shaped like dog bones or fish, hand-tooled leather journals, Sailor’s Valentine’s and sterling silver baby rattles. It’s a browser’s paradise.

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ZOO COMPANY421 Washington Street MallCape May(609) 884-8181

In the Centre City Mall on the Washington Street Mall.

For all the young and young-at-heart, this cute toy store is filled with the fluffiest, most colorful stuff you can imagine.

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GailPiersonGallery658 Washington Street | Cape May | 609.884.2585 | gailpiersongallery.com

Leonard S. Sachar The Country of New Jersey: on and off the beaten path

On exhibit now through January 10th. The Gail Pierson Gallery is pleased to present a very special exhibit of photographs by Leonard S. Sachar. Titled

The Country of New Jersey, this exhibit takes you from New Jersey’s horse country in the north to the southern tip of Cape May. Don’t miss this journey in pictures.

Sachar has traveled the country roads of NJ, and chronicles his many miles in his photographs. This current exhibit is a special selection from his extensive archive. The exhibit is Sachar’s third in Cape May County, his first in the Gallery.

SAVE THE DATE: New Year’s Day Open House, January 1, 2011 @ 1 to 5 pm.

The Gail Pierson Gallery is open all year and welcomes new artists and art lovers from all over to Cape May.Gallery Winter Hours : Daily 10 am - 5 pm. Closed Tuesday and Wednesday.

Image: Red Barn. Photograph. © 2010 Leonard Sachar.

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Activity Of The WeekA weekly column by Catherine Dugan. This week: Spread Holiday Cheer

GIVING gifts and helping the poor are holiday traditions, but few people realize just how long these traditions have been around. Roman pagans

exchanged gifts as they celebrated the feast of Saturnalia at the beginning of winter. Ancient societies supported widows and orphans, and in the Middle Ages distributing alms to the needy was a recognized duty of the wealthy. By the Victorian era, when many modern Christmas traditions began, it was customary to give gifts to the poor on Boxing Day – the day after Christmas.

Historians disagree on the origins of the term “Boxing Day.” Lords traditionally distributed supplies for the new year on the day after Christmas, and often included special treats in the supply boxes. Churches also broke open the Christmas alms boxes on Boxing Day. Charles Dickens advised that in the “spirit of sharing,” postmen, errand boys, snow clearers and servants should receive “a box of contributions from those whom they serve.” While Boxing Day has evolved into a day for sports like football and marathon

shopping, it retains its charitable spirit. Americans don’t celebrate Boxing Day,

but we do mark tax day, and therefore, year-end charitable giving is a tradition here as well. Locally, there are many opportunities to give. Begin close to home with a gift card to CVS or a grocery store for someone you know is struggling. Support the efforts at your place of worship with the gift of time. Participate in a charity race for Life Rolls On. Ticket sales only cover about half the

cost of a production at Cape May Stage – consider their annual giving campaign. Support Cape May’s Victorian preservation efforts with a donation to MAC’s Legacy Fund. Become a member of NJ Audubon and support the Nature Center. Or visit the Nature Center’s website and check out their wish list to see how you can support this vital center for environmental education as it grows to meet the increasing demands of our community. Sometimes you can give a gift that doubles as a donation – support Cape May County’s food banks with “Have a Heart for Hunger” ornaments, available at Flying Fish for $15. And if your pet charity is pets, consider Animal Outreach. Still having trouble deciding where to give? Ask three of your Cape May friends who they support and you are sure to find a worthy recipient. Sadly, there is no shortage of need.

As American playwright Thornton Wilder said, ”Money is like manure; it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around encouraging young things to grow.” Don’t be full of manure – spread it around a little.

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ACCENT ON BEAUTY128 Sunset Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-7040 www.accentonbeautycapemay.com

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ARTIZAN SALON AND SPA600 Park Boulevard West Cape May(609) 884-4499

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BALANCE PILATES YOGA STUDIO600 Park Boulevard West Cape May (609) 884-3001 www.balancecapemay.com

In West Cape May on Park Boulevard, which runs parallel to Broadway.

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CAPE FITNESS600 Park BoulevardWest Cape May (609) 898-1515 www.capefitness.com

In West Cape May on Park Boulevard, which runs parallel to Broadway.

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CAPE MAY DAY SPA607 Jefferson Street Cape May (609) 898-1003 www.capemaydayspa.com

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CAPE MAY FAMILY DENTAL3151 Route 9 SouthRio Grande(609) 463-8800

On Route 9 in Rio Grande, very close to Walmart.

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The Dating Column Stella Dixon’s take on romance at the shore – where the odds are good, but the goods are odd.

MY FRIENDS say that when living in a town as small as Cape May, a girl should always expect to run into her ex. This way, when

she sees him for the first time since being dumped, she’s sporting a fabulous new hairdo and a this-will-make-him-sorry out-fit. It helps if she’s sporting a new man on her arm as well.

It was shortly after Thanksgiving when I ran into my own ex. After four slices of leftover pumpkin pie, the only one feeling sorry was me. Instead of a sexy outfit, I wore my best I’m-so-bloated threads, and hit the Brown Room not with a piece of arm candy, but with Ted, a delinquent family friend. Ted was visiting for the holiday and since I hadn’t seen him in years, I wanted to spend some time with him. I thought we’d get to know each other over a beer, but he wanted to share his recent sexual adventures instead.

“So I get this chick home,” he said, “and she’s growling at me on all fours, you know? So I figured, if she’s going to be a tiger, I’m going to be a –”

“Why,” I interrupted, “would I want to hear this?” I shuffled us away from the bar where my boss was enjoying a cocktail. I pointed the man out to Ted, hoping this would prompt him to behave.

“Which one is he?” Ted asked, “That chump over there?” Then Ted swiped a moz-zarella stick off of a plate of appetizers that had been set up for a private party. I felt like hiding under the covers with yet another slice of pumpkin pie. But before I could tell

Ted to knock it off, he started to cry. Out of nowhere, he’d launched into a heart-to-heart about the importance of friendship.

I was so busy trying to quell Ted’s beer tears out of my boss’ earshot that it took a while to notice my ex and his new girlfriend standing just a foot away. My ex looked from me to the drunken, weepy man spilling marinara sauce beside me, and laughed.

When I pictured running into my ex, I pictured graciously sharing the kind of small talk that always seems inappropriate once you’ve seen each another naked. Or, at the very least, I thought we’d civilly ignore one another. Either way, I’d hoped to appear classy and impossibly together. Getting laughed at while stumbling through an awk-ward social situation in a pair of elastic-waist jeans is not something I’d envisioned.

So running into my ex did not go as I’d hoped. Then again, neither did our relation-ship. This less-than-ideal encounter was the appropriate footnote to a less-than-ideal romance. Now that it’s over, I can move on. But not before crawling under the covers with that last slice of pumpkin pie.

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The Movie ColumnTom Sims, Executive Director of the Cape May Film Festival, reviews “Fair Game”

FAIR GAME is a historical narrative set in the not-so-distant past. In 2003, the White House leaked the identity of CIA agent Valerie Plame in an attempt

to discredit her husband Joe Wilson after he wrote a scathing New York Times piece against President Bush. Here, Plame is played by Oscar-nominated Naomi Watts and Wilson by two-time Oscar winner Sean Penn. Can you tell the buzz is starting already for Oscar time? For two free passes to the 2011 Film Festival (October 21-23), be the first to send an email to [email protected] naming one of the films for which Sean Penn won those Oscars.

Long story short (or perhaps better stated, “Story that was too long shortened”) this film was watchable (I know, not a word) and Sean Penn was excellent as always. But you don’t have to sit on any side of the aisle to get the feeling you’re seeing one side of the story. And it’s not even anything egregious in the telling of the story. You get into the characters and plot deeply enough, but some scenes are clearly politically charged and

others simply don’t ring true. All that said, it was interesting to watch, it just didn’t leave a lasting impression.

Let’s take a brief rundown of some movies in theaters that you might want to see and others you might want to put on your Netflix cue and “fuhgeddaboudit” ( yes, I looked it up — this is the most proper spelling out there). Tron Legacy, the Disney

animated gaming film is getting fair reviews; even better reviews are being tossed in the ring for The Fighter, a boxing drama starring Mark Wahlberg as a young “Irish” Mickey Ward.

The latest installment in the Chronicles of Narnia series has mixed reviews, although even its critics say it doesn’t outright suck (my word, not theirs). Same is true for The Tourist, a seemingly suspenseful cat-and-mouse game starring Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie, though critics are calling it “soulless” and asking that you check your intellect at the door.

But the final word this week is “Thanks!” The Cape May Film Festival cannot thank our supporters enough (especially those at Exit Zero) for all the help provided throughout what has turned out to be a great year! We visited more high schools than ever to show films and talk filmmaking, hosted more film camps than ever this summer, and had one of the best film festivals to date! And we now have 13,000 views on our YouTube channel (www.youtube.com/user/capemayfilm). We are truly looking forward to a fantastic 2011.

Watts and Penn make “Fair Game” watchable, but not exactly memorable.

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«AUBREY just loves to be around people, especially when she is out-

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«SHEBA is a very sweet gal who can be a little nervous now and then. She

loves to play and is very respectful of people. She’s not too fond of being physically manip-ulated and would do best in a calm home where she would get plenty of exercise. If you can find it in your heart to give an older lady a second chance, please stop in at the shelter and meet her. She’d be thrilled to make your acquaintance! Adoption fee is $35.

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Friday, November 26: A Friday Evening In The Brown Room

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An AnimalThree beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 465-8923

«SPARKY will talk to you all day long! We’re guessing he’s saying something

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« OLIVER is a mature male orange tiger and a chatty guy. He “growls,”

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«CHIPMUNK and his brother, Squirrely, are virtually identical:

they’re lively, friendly brown tabbies who are sweet as can be and just love to romp and play together. Because these brothers are such boon companions, we’d sure like to see them go home together. If you can only take one, Chipmunk’s adoption fee is $70.

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“We had such a great response [last year] ...” says Julie Emery, Wilsey’s Marketing Manager/Realtor. They collected 1,700 diapers and wipes, and they are hoping this year will be even more successful.

Diapers will be distributed throughout the year through the United Way food pantry and its partner agencies.Donations can be dropped off Monday-Saturday, from 9am-5pm and on Sunday, 10am-2pm. Diapers in sizes 3, 4, and 5 are most in demand.

Friday, November 26: A Friday Evening In The Brown Room

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The Cape May CrosswordNone of that generic nonsense you see in other papers... a puzzle just for Exit Zero! By Dan Mathers.

ACROSS

1. Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square in the frosty air.

6. Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree won’t be the same dear, if you’re not here with me.

7. Oh ho, the mistletoe hung where you can see. Somebody waits for you, kiss her once for me.

9. A song, a song, high above the tree with a voice as big as the sea, with a voice as big as the sea.

14. I wanna wish you a merry Christmas. I wanna wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart.

15. Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful.

16. Everybody knows some turkey and some mistletoe help to make the season bright. Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow will find it hard to sleep tonight.

18. Bells are ringing, children singing, all is merry and bright. Hang your stockings and

say your prayers ‘cause Santa Claus comes tonight.

19. While the merry bells keep ringing, may your every wish come true.

DOWN

2. Well, way up north where the air gets cold there’s a tale about Christmas that you’ve all been told. And, a real famous cat all dressed up in red, and he spends the whole year working out on his sled.

3. Giddy-yup, giddy-yup, giddy-yup let’s go, let’s look at the show. We’re riding in a wonderland of snow.

4. I spilled some ink on mommy’s rug; I made Tommy eat a bug; bought some gum with a penny slug; somebody snitched on me.

5. Said Santa to a boy, ‘What have you been looking for?’ ‘All I want for Christmas is a rock ‘n’ roll guitar,’ and then away went Rudolph whizzin’ like a shootin’ star.

8. City sidewalks, busy sidewalks dressed in holiday style. In the air there’s a feeling of

Christmas.

10. Where the tree tops glisten and children listen to hear sleigh bells in the snow.

11. Round yon Virgin Mother and child, holy infant so tender and mild. Sleep in heavenly peace.

12. In the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he is Parson Brown. He’ll say ‘Are you married?’ we’ll say ‘No man, but you can do the job while you’re in town.’

13. Hark! how the bells, sweet silver bells, all seem to say, “Throw cares away.” Christmas is here bringing good cheer to young and old, meek and the bold.

14. There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found, for when they placed it on his head he began to dance around.

17. Think of all the fun I’ve missed, think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed. Next year I could be oh-so good if you’d check off my Christmas list.

SO YOU love crosswords? Great. Sit down, get a cup (or glass) of your favorite beverage, relax and enjoy this puzzle. This week we’ll be playing “Name that Tune.” The clues are all Christmas lyrics; the answers all names of songs. The solution can be found on the front page of our website, www.exitzero.us.

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Wednesday, November 24: Thanksgiving Eve At The Ugly Mug

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the spotlight. If many species didn’t sing lustily, they would go wholly overlooked.

An exception to this auditory splendor is the Sedge Wren. Their bare-bones song sounds like a cricket with a stutter.

And my point is? I just love Sedge Wrens. Why? Because they are just great little birds who never get a fair shake. In the eyes of most people, even birders,

Bird DroppingsThe weekly report from the world’s birdwatching capital... by Seymore Thanu

Continued On Page 90 ?

ONLY the other day, yester-day in fact, I was walking along my favorite stretch of universe when I heard the unmistakable sound of a

bird going “chap chap.”“Ahhhhh!” I said, which was the audi-

ble expression of the visceral pleasure I was experiencing. A pleasure directly related, as you might suspect, to the aforemen-tioned “chap chap.” “Chap chap,” for those of you not in the know, is a common vocal-ization of the Sedge Wren.

And a Sedge Wren, for those of you even less in the know, is a little, bitty, buff-and-taffy-colored mote of energy wrapped first in feathers and then in dense grass, reeds or (as the name implies) sedge. There are several wren species found in New Jersey. Among them the Carolina Wren, House Wren, Marsh Wren, Winter Wren...

And the Sedge Wren. The thing about the Sedge Wren is that it is much less com-mon than those other wrens. Generally harder to find. Harder to see. In fact, wrens as a rule are drab and skulking and avoid

Sedge Wrens just don’t have the pizazz that propels birds to the top of the popularity charts.

Nobody will ever put a Sedge Wren on a f lag or use it as the centerpiece of the national emblem – with arrows in one talon; an olive branch in the other.

Nobody will ever write an Ode to a Sedge Wren. Nobody will ever note (or care) whether a Sedge Wren utters, or does not utter, the fateful pronouncement “nev-ermore.”

Except in the case of a Sedge Wren, it would come out “Never, never, never, never moremoremoremoremoremoremore.”

Nobody will ever bake four and twenty Sedge Wrens in a pie. Fact is, four and twenty Sedge Wrens would hardly make enough filling for a mid-sized Pop-Tart.

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THE final weeks for seeing The Lit-tle Prince at Cape May Stage are upon us. Laughter through tears is the experience of most audi-ence members. Based on Antoine

de Saint-Exupery’s fable, this beloved classic of children’s literature has been turned into a warm, wondrous production for the whole fam-ily. The title role is played by a puppet designed by multiple-Emmy award-winner Michael Sch-upbach. Guest Director Scott Hitz comes to Cape May Stage from the famed O’Neill Cen-ter where he was Master of Puppetry this past

ASL Sing-interpreted “The Little Prince”

Wednesday, Dec. 29 8pm, $12.50-$35

Give The Gift Of Theatre This Holiday Season

Call Cape May Stage For More Information

Additonal Evening And Matinee Shows

Dec. 21 (3:30pm), 22, 28, 29 (8pm) and 30 (3pm)

season. Scott has been working on this produc-tion for over a decade. So many people are clamoring for tickets that five shows have been added to the schedule: evening performances on December 22, 28 and 29 and a matinee on December 21 and 30.

Catch the world premiere at Cape May Stage before the production moves to Bristol Riverside Theatre in Pennsylvania and then on to other venues. Be the first to see it!

PNC Arts Alive is sponsoring a signed ASL performance on Wednesday, December 29. Everyone should see this marvelous produc-tion in this very special venue.

Plans for next season are already in place. Say Goodnight Gracie will be returning to start the season. Two comedies will follow: The Understudy and Steel Magnolias. Continuing the tradition of mounting new works, we have secured the rights to do a new version of Wil-liam Mastrosimone’s The Woolgatherer. There

are plans for William Mastrosimone’s Extremi-ties to be revived on Broadway next season. Mr. Mastrosimone will be in Cape May to work with us on this new version of his hit play which gained national attention in the 1980s when it played at Circle Repertory Company in New York of which Cape May Stage’s Artistic Direc-tor Roy Steinberg was a part. We have also applied for the rights to do Red, which won the Tony Award for Best Play this season on Broad-way. Roy Steinberg will play the role of Rothko, the abstract expressionist painter. Christmas time will be more traditional next season with This Wonderful Life based on the screenplay It’s A Wonderful Life.

This line-up for next season continues the party that always happens at Cape May Stage. Give the gift of theatre with a subscription to these wonderful shows. Call 884-1341 or go to capemaystage.com for 2011 subscriptions and tickets to The Little Prince.

Due to popular demand, Cape May Stage has added evening performances on December 22, 28 and 29 and a matinee on December 30 for “The Little Prince.” Right: “Steel Magnolias” will be a highlight of 2011 summer season – subscriptions make the perfect Holiday gift.

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Sedge Wrens are just plain not-everyday birds. Not here. Not without a measure of luck or skill. Once birders see all the everyday birds, they start anticipating the less-than-everyday birds.

Like the Sedge Wren. They start ascribing added

value to birds whose appeal harks to a whisper, not a shout, and whose winsome qualities take effort to appreciate.

So there I was. Walking along. Paying scant attention to the Bald Eagles f lying around. The Great Horned Owls sitting out. The Snow Geese and Black Ducks f lying all over and the dozen or so other birds that I might have studied and appre-ciated were it not for the fact that a little bird, tucked in the grass next to the road went “chap chap.”

It takes time. Not unlike learning to distinguish the qualities of a fine port which, like the Sedge Wren, is some-thing served later and after-wards. Sipped and savored.

If you are interested in birds, including Sedge Wrens, consider a visit to the Cape May Bird Observatory. The CMBO’s

Northwood Center at 701 East Lake Drive overlooking lovely Lake Lily in Cape May Point, is THE information spot for any-thing to do with nature. The center is open from 9:30am–4:30pm except Tuesdays, December through February. Ask any of our staff – they are always glad to help with any-thing you need. Check out the schedule of daily walks, pick up a free birding map and check-list and while you are there, don’t forget the newest books (including Pete Dunne’s new-est Bayshore Summer – and Birds of Cape May – a beautiful array of photos just released by Kevin Karlson). Pick up a bargain from the vintage books section, look at some of the wonderful Charley Harper merchandise, binoculars and spotting scopes. Have a nature enthusiast on your gift list but are clueless what they want or need? Pick up a gift card, redeemable at any of our New Jersey Audubon Centers throughout the state. And if you aren’t fortunate enough to be in the area, visit us online at www.BirdCapeMay.org, where birding Cape May is only a click away.

Seymore Thanu is none other than New Jersey’s own Pete Dunne, Director of the Cape May Bird Observatory and Chief Communications Officer for New Jersey Audubon. Author of several books on and about nature (avail-able at the CMBO) he has written for virtually every birding publica-tion and for The New York Times.

Bird Droppings?From Page 87

The Sedge Wren – a rare treat for birdwatching experts.

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Finish your holiday shopping at the Country Store, which features a unique selection of handmade items, specialty foods and toys that operate without batteries! Father Christmas will greet visitors, spreading cheer and taking pictures. Stroll the Village grounds, adorned in holiday wreathes designed by local florists and nurseries.

The Country Store will also be holding hours at Congress Hall’s Winter Wonderland, which runs through January 2nd, 2011.

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HOMESTEAD REAL ESTATE846 Broadway, West Cape May

Toll Free: 888-309-7454 • Local: (609) 884-1888 www.HomeSteadCapeMay.com

Dagmer Chew, Broker/Owner1051 ILLINOIS AVENUE, CAPE MAYYou don’t want to miss this great home in a wonderful neighborhood! This well maintained 3 bedroom, 2 bath single located in Village Green has the best of both worlds. Close to the beach, town, restaurants, and en-tertainment, yet no crowds, traffic, or

parking problems. This home also offers a large Florida room for added living space and an attached one car garage. $599,000

15 BROADWAY #13, CAPE MAYCome and take a look at this pristine 1 bedroom, 1 bath unit at the Drift-wood Condominiums located half a block to the beach. You’ll enjoy top of the line stainless steel appliances, granite counter tops, and tasteful seaside décor. Outside enjoy the

spacious rooftop deck with panoramic views of the Atlantic Ocean. This unit comes with rental history and already has several weeks rented for the 2011 season. $359,000

6 CORMORANT WAY, NORTH CAPE MAYYou don’t want to miss this wonderful 4 bedroom, 2 bath home located in the beautifully kept subdivision of Mick-els Run. The living room features high ceilings and opens to a spacious eat-in kitchen with pantry. This home sits on a large lot and includes a deck along the rear of the home, and a lovely front porch. Also included are 2 sheds and attic storage. Make your appointment today! $245,000

125 FOURTH AVE., WEST CAPE MAYNEW CONSTRUCTION - This 2 story Victorian is designed to compliment the neighborhood, and your modern lifestyle. The first floor offers a kitchen with cen-ter island, dining area which opens to a spacious living room with fireplace, laun-dry room, and a half bath. The second floor has a master suite with full bath and its own private deck. There are also three additional large bedrooms and a full bath. $595,000

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Washington Commons, 315 Ocean Street Suite 2B, Cape May • (609) 884-3050

[email protected] • Lee Marcotte Broker of Record

www.capemaybythesea.com

510 BEACH PLUM AVE.;

CAPE MAY BEACH

•Large lot for expansion

•Short Stroll to Bay Beaches

•2 bedrooms, 1 bath

$239,000

1250 PENNSYLVANIA AVE; CAPE MAY•Short Stroll to beaches•Nicely Maintained •2 bedrooms, 2 baths$374,900

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Phone: 609-884-7001 Email: [email protected]

Very well maintained home in nice area. Take a look at this 2 bedroom, 1 bath, eat-in kitchen with updated appliances. Laundry room, sunroom and a “1 car plus” garage for storage and a built-in cedar closet for those seasonal clothes. $212,500

114 LEAMING AVENUECAPE MAY

Priced to sell. Listed lower than any other Village Greene Quad on the market. Approximate ages: Roof - 1 year; Central A/C - 2 years; Washer/Dryer - 1 year; Dishwash-er - 2 years. Just needs a coat of fresh paint and some furniture. Currently vacant and easy to show. $275,000

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609.884.1300www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

324 CARPENTERS LANE SUITE 2CCAPE MAY NJ 08204

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$769,900

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512 Washington Mall, Cape May(609) 884 -8428 • 800 -441-8428

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Sol Needles Real Estate

309 STITES AVENUE, CAPE MAY POINT

Perfection at its best. Custom built new home in a serene setting, sur-rounded by the scent of the sea air & beaches nearby. There is a beauti-ful custom entrance foyer & gorgeous hardwood floors throughout, 3 bed-rooms, 2½ baths, great room with dry bar that connects to an expansive gourmet kitchen with large island and master bedroom with gorgeous walk-in shower & granite countertop. Listed by Brian & Gregory Giancola for $996,500.

203 W. VINEYARD CT, LOWER TOWNSHIP

Located in Tranquility, this rancher features 3 bedrooms, 2 full baths, living room, eat-in-kitchen that opens into a nice sized dining area, rear deck and attached garage. Listed by William Bezaire for $319,500.

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Dedication... Excellence... Professionalism

(609) 884-5800739 Washington St, Cape May

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RANCHER ON PRIVATE CUL-DE-SAC8 Newport Drive, Tranquility Park

Well maintained home offers 3 BR, 2 BA, living room, dining area with canal view, eat-in kitchen, den with gas fireplace, Florida room, ceiling fans and skylights throughout. $369,000.

IMMACULATE RANCHER2 Rossi Drive, “Rolling Meadows”, Erma

Shows like new!! 3 BR, 2.5 BA, on 1+ acre cor-ner lot. Great room with gas fireplace, formal DR, eat-in kitchen, rear deck, 2-car attached garage, and storage building. $450,000.

LOCATION! LOCATION!309 Claghorn Place, Cape May

Nestled in a lovely cul-de-sac, just 2 blocks to beach. 4 BR, 2 BA, lg. living/dining area with hardwood floors,

large modern eat-in kitchen, laundry room. Off street parking for 3 cars, front porch & outside shower. $595,000.

CONDO IN CENTER OF TOWN678 Washington Street, #1, Cape May

Unit offers 2 BR plus a study, and 1 BA, living room, eat-in kitchen, window a/c, gas f/p, and beautiful sun deck facing the quiet, landscaped courtyard. Excellent rental/suit-able for year round living. $324,900.

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Roy Steinberg, Adele Marks, Marlena Lustik, Betty Moffat

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Meghan Hoffman, Marty Petrosino, Orson Hitz, Michelle Hitz

Leila Ghaznavi, Scott Hitz, Michael, Schupbach

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Following CM County Organizations seek your help!

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Community Food Closet of Cape May (609-884-3949)

C.A.R.A (609-522-6489)

The A.R.C of CM County (609-861-7100)

Animal Outreach of CM ( 609-898-1738)

CM County Habitat for Humanity (609-463-0244)

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501 Lafayette Street, Cape May, NJ 08204

Toll Free: 877-884-8907Local: 609-884-1007Fax: 609-884-4407

Gail Wilsey Morrison, Broker of Record

1153 WASHINGTON STREET, CAPE MAY

Come take a look at this 3 BR, 1.5 BA Italianate-Style home located just a short bike ride away from miles of gorgeous pristine beaches! Featuring front & back porches, eat-in kitchen, dining room, a spacious living room, laundry room, mud room, fenced yard, shed & partial basement. Property has a new water heater & new electric service. Great year-round or seasonal beach house. This home will sell quickly---do not hesitate!! $387,000

www.WilseyRealty.com

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Walter Loozinski, Lynda Loozinski, Don Schweikert

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV

Millie Hiibel, Dirk Durossette, Maria Shaplin

Wendy Barnes, Nancy Haas, Catherine Haas, Kathy Hanrahan

931 KEARNEY AVENUE, CAPE MAY

WONDERFUL PORCHES. 4 Bedrooms, 2.5 Bathrooms and just 2 blocks to the beach this house has Classic Cape May written all over it. Pri-vate mother in-law apartment. $865,000

1400 Texas Ave., Cape May, NJ 08204

Next to the Cape May Wawa

www.CoastlineRealty.com

16 N. 6TH STREET, DEL HAVEN

NEW CONSTRUCTION BY BEACH! 4 Bedroom, 2.5 Bath New Construction by Tompkins Builders only 2 blocks to the Bay Beach with a great room, formal dining room, living room, break-fast nook and spacious garage. $272,900

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927 Beach Ave., Cape May “The Sea Mist”

Beachfront Condos Two and three bedroom units

Starting from $790,000

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty

Join Us: www.chrisclemanssir.com Christina P. Clemans Licensed Real Estate Broker

1159 Washington St. Cape May, NJ 08204 Email: [email protected] 609-884-3332 Toll-free 800-828-9751

Artfully uniting extraordinary homes with extraordinary lives.

729 Franklin St., Cape May Cape May Designer Townhouse

3 bedrooms, 3.5 baths $749,000.

15 Broadway, West Cape May Driftwood Condominium

2 bedroom, 1 bath $435,900.

678 Washington St., Cape May Licensed for three 1st floor retail units

Units may be sold individually $585,000 (all three units)

10 Congress St., Cape May Regent Beach Condominium

1 bedroom, 1 bath $699,000.

116 Broadway, West Cape May “Akwaaba by the Sea”

Many Opportunities for this home 5 bedrooms, 5 baths with

owner’s quarters $715,000

HOLIDAY FOOD AND TOY DRIVE

Please bring unwrapped toys and non-perishable food items for

Toys for Tots and the Community Food Bank Drop off at 1159 Washington Street.

Happy Holidays!

Friday, November 26: After Party For Opening Of “The Little Prince”

Bobbi and Les Aungst

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Cast and Crew

Catheine Haas, Lenny Haas, Kathy Hanrahan

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Homes Of The WeekCheck out these beautiful homes in the Cape May area

1202 ST. ANDREWS DRIVE, SWAINTON

Spacious Duke Model at the Links at Avalon is located at the 6th green of Avalon Golf Club with beautiful wooded views of the golf course pond and natural wooded vistas. This town-house offers living room with cathedral ceiling, formal dining room, great room with fireplace, open-ing to patio and a fabulous kitchen with granite coun-tertops and center island. The Duke model has many upgrades and includes 3 bedrooms, 2 full baths, powder room, laundry room, hardwood floors plus a two car garage. $399,000.

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty1159 Washington St.

(609) 884-3332chrisclemanssir.com

1512 NEW YORK AVE. CAPE MAY

This property is the ulti-mate beach house super investment! Featuring over 5,000 sq.ft. of living space. Three story upside home with elevator to all floors. Home has 8 bed-rooms, 4.5 baths, 3 decks on second floor. Third floor with living area and 2-sided fireplace, master bedroom with 3-sided fireplace, bath, 2 decks, 3-car attached garage. Average annual rental income is above $125,000.00. Asking $1,995,000.

Jersey Cape Realty739 Washington St.,

Cape May609-884-5800

jerseycaperealty.com

201 BEACH AVENUE UNIT 21, CAPE MAYSEABOARD WALK

CONDOMINIUM

These condos are con-sidered one of the most luxurious complexes in Cape May. Located steps from the beach and pool, second floor deck offers ocean views. The ameni-ties: 4 bedrooms, 4 ½ baths, living room, din-ing area, state of the art kitchen. The master bed-room has a walk-in closet and huge, luxurious bath. Listed by James McBride for $1,195,000.

Coldwell Banker Sol Needles

512 Washington St. Mall (609) 884-8428

www.coldwellbanker capemay.com

261 GRANT STREET; CAPE MAY

Beautifully restored Historic home just 3 blocks to Cape May beaches and shopping district. Lovingly renovated home offers spacious kitchen with granite countertops and custom cabinetry, beautifully renovated baths and bonus in ground pool. You’lll enjoy space to relax from the day to day in this spectacular 3-story historic beauty with ocean views. Home has been lovingly restored to combine modern convenience with old world charm. New kitchen features upgraded everything. Home also offers full formal dining room & marble baths with claw foot tubs.

By the Sea Realty 315 Ocean Street,

Cape May(609) 884-3050

capemaybythesea.com

15 BROADWAY, UNIT 16

CAPE MAY “DRIFTWOOD

CONDOS”

Located just a 1/2 block to beach, this 2 bedroom, 1 bath condo is a short walk to restaurants and shop-ping. Great rental history. Sold furnished. $399,900.

Coastline RealtyCarol Menz, Broker

(609) 884-50051400 Texas Avenue,

Cape Maywww.coastlinerealty.com

112 HOLLYWOOD AVE BAYSIDE VILLAGE

This immaculate kept and impeccably maintained ranch is a step above of the rest. This home offers a living room, eat-in kitchen, overiszed den, two bedrooms, a full bath and a powder room. The one and only owner has kept this house main-tained and modern. The rear den is perfect for large parties and for acco-modating extra overnight guests. There is a hot and cold outdoor shower, an attached storage shed, a patio area for entertianing and a privacy fence. This is 100% turn key.

Theresa Senico Apex Realty

2505 Bayshore Rd., Villas

(609) 408-4655 www.theresasenico.com

218 FISHING CREEK ROAD, ERMA

This custom built home has it all! 4 Bedrooms, 2 Baths, an Open Living/Dining Room with Hickory Wood floors, a completly reno-vated Kitchen in 2007 with Granite countertops, stain-less stell appliances and tile flooring with matching backsplash. There is a wood burning fireplace in the Family Rm. while the Living Rm. offers a gas fireplace. This all sits on 1.77 acres along with two stables and a barn . The property meets zoning regulations for own-ing horses. $432,800

CENTURY 21 Gilmartin & Co.

1382 Lafayette St., Cape May

Joseph GilmartinBroker/Owner(609) 884-1800

capemayvacations.com

19 E. MECHANIC ST.WEST CAPE MAY

Delightful 3 BR, 2 BA home in West Cape May is move-in ready! Offer-ing the charm of old and the modern conveniences of new. Gather friends & family in the sunken living room featuring cathedral ceilings, pala-dieum window, custom-built bookshelves & wood-burning fireplace or relax in the newly constructed 3-season porch just off the dining room. Property also features a first floor master suite, hardwood floors, plantation shutters, skylights, private yard & comes partially furnished. This terrific home is ooz-ing with charm! $555,000

Wilsey Realty501 Lafayette St., Cape May

(609) 884-1007 www.wilseyrealty.com

17 STRAWBERRY LANE, COLD SPRING

Contemporary 2 story home on a magnificent 1 acre lot in Taylor Farms. Minutes from Cape May beaches, schools, shop-ping, and dining. The first floor boasts a large living room, formal dining room, eat-in kitchen with break-fast nook, and new counter tops. A cathedral entry leads to the second floor where you will find a mas-ter suite with walk-in clos-et, 2 additional bedrooms, full bath and laundry room. An attached 2 car garage and additional storage shed in the back yard make this home a complete package. $459,900

HomeStead Real Estate846 BroadwayWest Cape May609-884-1888

homesteadcapemay.com

15 BROADWAY, CAPE MAY

Fabulous 2 bedroom, 1 bath unit is located less than half a block to the beach. The Driftwood Beach has a roof top deck where owners can enjoy amazing water views. The unit features a modern kitchen with stainless steel appliances and gran-ite counter tops. A perfect year-round shore getaway with a strong rental his-tory. Asking $435,900

Barry BrunoChris Clemans SIR

1159 Washington Street (609) 602-2444

[email protected]

1230 WILSON DRIVE, UNIT B,

LOWER TOWNSHIP

Waterfront living at its finest in Cape May’s Mari-na District! The only turn-key townhouse offered for sale on prestigious Wilson Drive and situated on Spicer’s Creek to encapsu-late the essence of nauti-cal grandeur including a mahogany dock with large boat slip. Created by WKR Builders, this 4 BR/3.5 BA home offers 5 star ameni-ties that include a chef’s kitchen, private elevator, master suite with private bath, hardwood floors and intricately detailed tile work. $1,795,000.

DeSatnick Real Estate324 Carpenter’s Lane

Cape May(609) 884-1300

desatnickrealestate.com

1152 WASHINGTON STREET, CAPE MAY

Classic 1864 Victorian twin with 3BR, 1B. Liv-ing room & formal dining room with 9’ ceilings, large modern eat-in kitchen, Covered front porch, rear deck, off-street parking. 2 zone natural gas heat, 3 window air conditioners. 4 ceiling fans. Furnished. All appliances. Out-side H&C shower. Price reduced. $379,900

Tolz Realtors1001 Lafayette Street

Cape May(609) 884-7001www.tolz.com

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Rentals Of The WeekAdorable homes in America’s Original

Seaside Resort ready for your enjoyment.

608 Jefferson Street, Cape May - 2011 Season- 4 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, Single Family sleeps 13 . Starting from $2500 per wk.

321 Stites Ave., Cape May Point - 2011 Season- 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, Single Family sleeps 8. Starting from $1500 per wk.

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty,1159 Washington Street, 609-884-3332

Spending the Holidays in Cape May is a wonderful treat for you and your family. Call us today for that special rental property in November and December.

CENTURY 21 Gilmartin & Co., 1382 Lafayette St., Cape May. Joseph Gilmartin, Broker/Owner (609) 884-1800www.capemayvacations.com.

Cape Manor, 805 Pittsburgh Avenue: 1 bedroom, 1 bath, community pool.

The Belvedere, Cape May: a block to the beach and the mall, 1 bedroom, 1 bath available for off-season weekly rentals

Barry Bruno, Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty, 609.602.2444, [email protected]

927 Beach, Unit 7, Cape May - Sea Mist, 1 BR,1 BA, sleeps 4, ocean views! $1,100-$2,000/week

19 Myrtle Ave., West Cape May - 3 BR / 2 BA garden apartment, sleeps 6, close to beaches and downtown! $1,000-$1,900 / week

Desatnick Real Estate, LLC 324 Carpenter’s Lane, Suite 2C, Cape May609.884.1300, www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

805 Pittsburgh Avenue, Cape May2 bedroom, 1 bath, Pool

205 Princeton Avenue, Cape May PointSpacious Gracious, Pet Friendly

By the Sea Realty, 315 Ocean Street, Suite 2B, Cape May 609-884-3050 • capemaybythesea.com

1607 Beach Ave, Cape May - 8 BR, 6 Full Baths, 3 Half Bath. Beautiful beachfront home perfect for reunions or weddings. Available Year-Round.

1219 Lafayette St, Cape MayLarge home great for large groups. 6 BR, 3.5 Bath. Only $1300/week off season.

Tolz Realtors, 1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May, (609) 884-7001, www.tolz.com

Year-Round Single Family Available!Renovated & unfurnished 3 BR, 1.5 BA home w/ granite counters, central air, attatched garage. N. Cape May. $1600/ month. 201 Yale Ave., Cape May Point - Sleeps 8, 4 BR, 2.5 BA, 2 blocks to beach!$1550 - $3100 / week. Wilsey Realty, 501 Lafayette St., Cape May, (609) 884-1007, www.wilseyrealty.com

201 Ocean Street, Cape MayFormerly WhiskersAvailable as a Commercial Rental Space beginning February 1, 2011.

Call for more information.

Coastline Realty1400 Texas Avenue, Cape May(609) 884-5005 • coastlinerealty.com

42 Jackson St Unit 4, Cape May-“Merry Widow,” 3 bedrooms, 1 ½ bath, fireplace, C/A, internet, porch, parking for 1 vehicle, sleeps 6. $$1400-1500/week

205 Pittsburgh Ave, Cape May- 4 BR, 3.5 BA out-side shower, deck, BBQ grill, internet, gas heat, screen parking for 3, C/A, sleeps 12. $1900-$4500/week

Coldwell Banker Sol Needles Real Estate, (609) 884-8428 • coldwellbankercapemay.com

738 Seashore Rd., Erma. Three bedrooms, one and half baths. Central air, Nat. gas heat, laundry room and 2 car garage. $1,250.00 + utilities. 23 East Virgina Avenue, VillasTwo bedrooms, one bath, gas ehat heat, laundry room. $900 + utilities.

Theresa Senico, Apex Realty(609) 408-4655 • www.theresasenico.com

1247 Washington Street, Cape May - year round, renovated cottage. 1 BR, 1 BA, w/d, outdoor patio. $1000/month + utilities, security required.

721 Page Street, Cape May - year round, 2 bed-room, 1 bath, 1st floor unit with shared washer and dryer. $850/month plus utilities, security required.

Homestead Real Estate, 846 Broadway, W. Cape May, (609) 884-1888 • homesteadcapemay.com

204 Philadelphia Ave., Cape May - 2 BR, 2.5 BA, w/d, dw, CAC, park 3 cars, sleeps 8. Low $1100/High $2050

1012 Maryland Ave., Cape May - pletely reno-vated, pool, 6 BR, 5 BA, 3 half-BA, w/d, dw, CAC,

Jersey Cape Realty, 739 Washington St., Cape May, (609) 884-5800 • jerseycaperealty.com

2505 Bayshore Rd. Villas, NJ 08251 • Broker Daniel J. Senico

ApexRealty, Inc.

Theresa Senico ABR, CRS, GRI, SRES

609-408-4655 theresasenico.com

205 FRANCES AVENUE, VILLAS SOLD - THERE ARE OTHERS!

Brand New Construction by DiDonato Builders. Start the new year in a new home!

This first floor two bed-room, two bath unit is in immaculate condition and features new countertops, hardwoods and a great front porch. Located within in walking distance to down-town. Asking $545,000

933 COLUMBIA AVE.UNIT A-2, CAPE MAY

Contact Barry BrunoMain (609) 884.3332 • Cell: (609) 602.2444

Email: [email protected] Washington Street, Cape May NJ 08204

Great investment! Large parcel of land located on Route 9 with 195’ frontage. Approved for residential de-velopment but commercial frontage on Route 9. Adja-cent property also available for $500,000 and currently has 12 rental units.

3126 S ROUTE 9, RIO GRANDE

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WASHINGTON STREET MALL The Fudge Kitchen, Mary Ann’s, Dellas 5&10, Lace Silhouettes, Center City Mall, Second Story Sweets, Casale’s Shoes, Free Shop, Happy Baby, Cape May Sandal Shop, It’s a Breeze, Madame’s Port, Swede Things, Cucina Rosa, Whale’s Tale, Cafe Tuscany, Italian Garden, Andrew’s Ltd, Jackson Mountain Cafe, Love The Cook, Ugly Mug, Pilot House, Caroline Boutique, Atlantic Books, Carli’s, Kaleidoscope,

Coldwell Banker, Colors, A Ca Mia, A Place On Earth, Between the Lines, Good Scents.

WASHINGTON STREET Southern Mansion, MAC, Chris Clemans’ Sotheby’s International Realty, Bill Mae Cottage, Thomas Webster Inn, Inn at the Park, City Hall, Sturdy Savings, Washington Inn, Dr. Feldman Dentistry, Jersey Cape Realty, Victorian Towers.

BEACHFRONTSean’s Restaurant, King’s Cottage, Blue Moon Pizza, Hot Dog Tommy’s, Coachman’s Motor Inn, Carney’s, Martini Beach, Virginia Hotel, Mad Batter, Poor Richards Inn, Inn at 22 Jackson Street, Saltwood B&B, Windward B&B, Uncle Bill’s, Ocean View Restaurant, Sandpiper, Hotel Alcott, Summer Station, The Original Fudge Kitchen, Montreal Liquor, Montreal Inn, Capri Motor Lodge, Bloody Mary’s, Periwinkle, Grand Hotel, Palace Hotel, Mission Inn, Angel by The Sea, Peter Shields, Hotel Macomber, Marquis de Lafayette.

COLUMBIA AVENUE Columbia House, Sun Bank, Dr. Gorny, Victorian Abstract, MP Myers, Cape May Day Spa, Twin Gables, Henry Sawyer B&B, Linda Lee, Brass Bed Inn, Mason Cottage, Mainstay Inn, Delsea B&B, White Dove Cottage, Manse B&B, Merion Inn, Cliveden Inn, Pharo’s B&B, Summer Cottage, John F. Craig House, Majestic Star.

GURNEY/OCEAN/STOCKTON Avalon Coffee, Cape May Beach & Kite, John Welsey Inn, Louie’s Pizza, Beach Massage, Inn of Cape May, Beauclair’s, Queen Victoria, Fairthorne, Cheeks, Cape May Library, Whiskers, Freda’s Café, Victorian Lace, Camelot Hotel, Bedford Inn, Chalfonte Hotel.

EAST CAPE MAY Nature Center, Model Cleaners, Model Laundromat, Wawa, Coastline Realty, Cape Bookkeeping, Shear Sunsations, Rizzo Chiropractic, C-View Inn, Century 21 Gilmartin.

WEST CAPE MAY VFW, Godmother’s, Cape May Bakers, Higher Grounds, Tea By The Sea, Cape May Linen Outlet, Flying Fish Studio, CVS, Albert Stevens Inn, Weddings by the Sea, Kate’s Flower Shop, Seaside Cheese Company, Ocean Crest Printing, Kasey’s Kanines, Cape Fitness, Dr. Goldstein Dentist, Cheeks, Artizan Salon & Spa, Westside Market, Cape Island Home and Garden, Bella Vida Cafe, Flanegan’s Framing, Seven Eleven, Homestead Real Estate.

SUNSET BOULEVARDVanthia’s, Bird House of Cape May, Butterfly Tea Room, Cape May Wicker, The Exit Zero Store and Gallery, Accent on Beauty, Cape Winds Florist, Cape May Bird Observatory, Cape May Point Post Office, Sunset Beach Gift Shop.

ROUTE 109 South Jersey Marina, Lobster House, Tony’s Marine Supply, Sea Gear Marine, Captain’s Cove, Cape May Whale Watcher, Lucky Bones, Tony’s Pizza, Cape May Antique Center.

NORTH CAPE MAY Laundromat, Heart to Heart Flowers, Le Gates, Harpoon Henry’s, Mr. J’s Music Shop, Cape May–Lewes Ferry, Gorman’s, Hair Cuttery, Italian Affair, Cape May Veterinary.

OFF THE ISLAND The Canyon Club, Harbor View Restaurant, Axelsson’s Blue Claw, Cape Liquors, Moose Lodge, Old Grange, Historic Cold Spring Village, Hawk Haven Vineyards.

VILLAS Lower Township Construction, Lower Township Municipal, Apex Realty, Curl Up and Dye, Fish and Fancy, Villas Liquor, Snippers Salon, Jake’s Bar and Grill, Kiddie Closet, Cape Savings Bank, Cohwen’s Ink Emporium, Wawa, Wing It, Bella Mangiata.

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