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i I IF YOU DON'T READ IF YOU SEE IT IiM i The Plaiudealer P The Plaiudealer g Ynir Hnx'r Rkt thk News. IT IS SO. Vol. XXVI. ROSEBURG, OREGON, THURSDAY, JUNE 13, 1895. No. 30. A. SALZMAN. (Successor to J. JASKDIXK. Practical : WatekiiHker, DEALER IN . WATCHES, CLOCKS, JEWELRY. AND FANCY GOODS. omnuo ISrazllIau Ero COMI-IXT- STOCK OP Cutlery, NotionB, Tobacco, Cigara and Smokers' Articles. Also L'roimolor and Hanngor or J D. STRATFORD, Attorney at Law, KoomiSanil-- l Taylor & Wibon Block. KOIEBOKU, OR. Jt CRAWFORD, Attorney at Law, Kooai Masters Buildlnx, SOSZBDKO, OB. lOVBcsiacES before Ura TJ. S. land O Hie and raining cases a specialty. Late Keceirer TJ. S. Land Office. croEcr X. JIOIJ. run. txq JgROWK & TTJSTIN, Attorneys-at-Law- , BoomsTandS Ta o & Wilson Block. BOSEBCRG. OR. w. R. WUoLIS, Attorney and Counselor at Law, wai l rncUeeinall U courts of th State. Ol-tf- tosia Court Hooit. D005U county. Or. C. Attorney at Law, KcMiy, Oregon. Ofict orrr tkc FmtoOca 00 Jackson atnet. W. CARD WELL, Attorney at Law, SOSZBCEG, OREGON. J7 R. OOFFMAN, Physician and Surgeon (C. S. Examining Surgeon.) OFFICE; Boons 6 and 7 Maulers' BuiMinr. Residence. First door South ol Mrs. Carrier Boardlsx Ilonsc Swcial atfpntinn in J'l rrr and th Itoeascs oIWontTi. J. OZIA5, 71. D., Physician and Surgeon, La FaYrrxE Lasc Jrxna L LoccBaaT JyANE & LOTJGHARY, Attorneys & Counselors at Law JCMrtarj. Oregon. iil pnetxa ia aU lb cottrta Or OlMUU. Of-- tea ia tte Tarlac-Wn- na block. w TLX, F. HETDON, County Survej-or- . aad Notary public. Oma: In Court House. Orders far Surreria? and Field Xotf-- i ihoaLI be. addressed to Win I. Hejdon, County SnrJ F. BRIQGS, V. B. Deputy 3XlaeraI SBrreyor and Notary PsbIIc. Oma: County Jan BuHdisg, bp lUint Special attentlcn paid to Trass&rs and ww ' c j una. Addresi. ROSEBTJBCy OR. lyjTRA BROWK. M. P., Physician and Surgeon. Rrcsis Caeas-- j cf Weasa a Spedalij. Oce, Up stairs. In the iluts Bonding. Bmaeace. 112 Cass Street, ROSEBCBO. g L. MTT.T.KR, M. D., Surgeon and Homoeopathic Physician, BoMtSrurg, Oregon. VCanmie diaeaaea a rscUltr. JERRY -- J. WILSOii, Watchmaker and Jeweler, 4xt Jackson Street At Lueroea'i Cisar Factory. B05EBURO. .All Repairing eatrasted te ay care wUl be FROXPTLT and carefully done. PEICE3 REASONABLE. Hrmr5 ate s CcslU H. C. STANTON auiiuMinnTrii ccwina exvexiHT0 stock o DRY: GOODS CON6IBTIKO Or Ladies' Press Goods, Kibbsns, TrinuaiEgs, Laces, Etc., tc ALSO A FINE STOCK OF BOOTS AWD SHOES Ot the beat quality and Cnlih. GROCERIES , Wood, Willow and Glass Ware, Crockery, Cordage, Etc, AIM on hand ia tarce qtuatltlea and at pricea to JUlt the timet. Alio a Urge rtoci of Custom-Mad- e Clothing Which ia offered at evtt price. A full and aelect atoek of SCHOOL BOOKS Conitantlroahaad. Ala? the LATfST S0YLTIS IS STATIONER. General af eat for eyerr variety ot labaerfpUoa booki and perfodieaia pnbliahed in the TJiited-- ?!i..er!0&iwllUo reading matter of any do to give me a ealL : Jeweler : aid : Optieiai. A Glasses and Hnnninnlnii Iloscbanrs .Famous Uanrain Store. An Initiated Tramp. We hare often thought that the tramps scowiBg about the coaalry are a regu iariy organized frater&ity, having a general understanding with one another and hamg a ritual of questions and answers. The following instructive dialoguo between our Sheriff and one of these tramps proves that we are correct in our surmises: " From whence came you?' 'From a town in New York called Jerusalem." " What's your business here? " To learn to appease ray appetite and Irk .nTtnM ..... K..: r r , ... .1 I T, J muuigoni Then you are a regular tramp, I presume?" I am so taken and accepted wherever I so. How am I to recoanize tou as tramp?" Br the largeness of my feet and genera appearance. How do yon know yourself to be a tramp?" "In seeking food, by being often denied and ready to try again." " How gained yon adinittanco in Rose burg?" " By a good many long tramps.' " How were you received?" On the end of a nieht policeman's I ii. , . , , my He took me several tines around the town to the south, east and west. where be found the City Marshal, Police Judge and jailor, whea a great many questions were propounded. "What advice did the Judge give you? He advised me to walk in nprieht. resuiar seps asu to denounce tramp- - u,8- - TIT? r I it in you do on of irom r- - With your permission I wUl be off rery qafck?1 f'' ;t " Which way are yon traveling." " East." " Of what are you in pursuit?" " Work which by my own endeavors and the assistance of others I hope I shall never be able to find." i r , . mj uiena, yon are now in an in stitution wbere the wicked are always troublesome and the weary are as bad as the resL ou wUl now bo conducted to I i the middle chamber by a flight of wind- - in? Rtnira mwtfinn nf ; I a v. tt.o vi uiuio i steps. ." Instead of corn, wine and on tne wares ol tbe ancients vonrs will bo bread and water for fim dan. I Now follow your conductor and fear no danger. e. r, The Eye of the raster Fattens Hb v Cattle. lnia eoouid be written on the door ol eyery feed t table in the land, for it ex presses a most important truth in concise form. If a man has no natural Iikin? fnr f h frw.lr KnnAM ... 11 7 . 1 . ...w ' - uucjiica. lk u irai, mm i mr i,imn.H....k.V ; ZtllTri lT havinz 'h.rt HU . , . i"wcu JUU Bluu- - ne aexaiis can Do r . . . i BuixEBiaiiT Trnrrpn oni bra - i 0 v w. & ub. mjuidi m k . Z? !!lDfr80.1"! y.'.wh!ch "e d i " " uutcB. P.fnrVmn. f? . 7 and in the mm r,Ur. hv .ul ru 1 J m'J "J J Alia l feeder should mor. mnn, ;i.i. " ""- - mnVllv ml in . .1..: n mc UIUU- - ju i.r-- i- . . . ucutc, nuicu is easiiv acauircd tnd . .. MM Im 1 1 is passes amonz loein daily in bis round of duties he should have a quick eve to Hcrnliniza evnrv I o member of the herd and detect any little irregularity or trouble. .7 Tbe successful nuniimmgnlnllir. . :. UCjUucBt ., upon good judgment in bandline catUe. T- f- it.:, -- ii li ... uia oiner nuaunca- - IlrmB rvNMrr ir Knl i:iS1. TT I " uuk " may uu- - a derstend the theory of callla brlinc and how to enmnonnd ntt. f scientific standi 7 Wv" " , . ' ., S!?5.vS. f thabodiMof . " UlV.lt lUOJ unU- - d. i. .l- - it. . 7.7'vT ' 7 iao business at easy command, but Ll5? 7Tll'0r"n!m,,8nd l?Itfdg J!?11; Il0:rf"merB great law (kind- - neSBlOlBiArV n ,mi. .n.t I.. I si.,,. , 'uwbub, our Bioca interests would be revolutionizefl. Let and I pXim-- hr,i. ..A. ....... herein 3.1 J" 7?!M govern themselves accordingly. a A Catechism. Pop. The price of wheat is advancing. nep. vny aoes it advance? Pop. Because silver does. Eep. When did silver begin to fall? Pop. Immediately after the demonn. tization in 1873. Ren Whv didh..f .i r . rf imv-- v uiuii iiuui per bushel in 1862 fa, 98 centi in 1870. while slver wm ahnnf t o ,? owhat it Z: Rep. I iudze vou nrn nnt tvi.io - " .i-.- ,;, id belter rad tin l!fl I " " mn r -i- n B:. , nut, nuu amsner vnnix.nua later. T don't tuIUvail... js.i j u I fore silyer did. .. .. eecretary of bureau of f. ROLL OF HONOR. Report of Roseburg Schools for the Month of May. following is mo roault ol llio tinal ox amination of Roseburg Public Schools for term ending Slay 31, 1803. tfeuqlred standing: minimum U or cent, averago S3. H. S. Department. Eighth tirade. A Class Ada L. Smith averago 00, Oscar Lindsey 01, Warren Mc Williams 8G. It Class Neal McCall average 00, Robert Wilcox ol, Nathan Fnllertou 83. Grammar Department. Seventh Grade, Mma Bradley, Teacher, a Class Leona btjupo. uvera go OS, Luella Ken nedy 98, Clara McCoy 07, Louie Riren Btein 07, Elva Wiuibcrly 00, Minnie ShupeOG, Edward Ellison 90, George Jones 05, Willie Currier 03, Delia Brown 02, Fred Field 80, Uattie Cloyd SC. B Class Irving Gibson 00, Mar- tha Shambrook 00, Grace Hall S3, Josie Smith 85, Dale Strange 84, Maud Steph ens 83, Earl Benedick 62, Gillis Wood ward SI, John Hansell SO, Lucy Huntley 79. Sixth Grade, Miss Limbocker, Teach er. A Class Julian Josephson 07, Eva Howard 95, George Wilcox 01, Sylvia Stearns 92, Thos. McCarthy 91. Daisy Perkins 90, Vernon Patterson 00, Flossio Shambrook 00, Hudson Eccleston SO. George Collins 8S, Louio Kccleslun SS, George Richards S7, Renie Black man 87, Ross Hutchinson S7, Grace Shupe 87, Minnie Lindsey 87, Eber Wright SG, Lutie Sacry SO, Stella Hamilton SO, Ruby Bailey 83, Charley Dunn 83. B Clas- s- Charles Pitcbford averaco 01. Graco Ganger 01, Helen Willis 90, Dee Howard 90, Ara Burtis SS, Elviu Crutchfield 60. Jennie Culver S5, Edna Hodson SO, Ed gar Crulchfield SO, Ella Cox SI, Xita Beard 79, unu Grade, Miss Kidder, teacher. A class John Boyd average 07, Dwighl Berry 94, Effie Collins 04, Howard Hess 94, Zulu Kenyon 01, Lena Thornton 01, IlatUe Lmser 03, Meltie Strait 93. Roy Bellows 01, Frank McKeuzio 01, Maud cu 1 . ... ..... . . ... cuaiuuiuoi ji, ijiiie ruefer yu, uiare Bast 90, Miry Scht.uratein 90, Lillio Stanton 90, Addio Sacry 90, Cljde Faulk ner, 90, Cora Rose 83, Myrtle Uaiuwll S7, Ldmund Langenburg S7, Ora Mnrphv oi, dgnes i'ltclitord S7, Charley Harmon 86, Ray Ollivant SS. Loren Chcesman ST,. ivaw ruiierton rj, .uaua blieriUan 73. a class Clarence Look averace JM. JStbel Lvarts 91. Fred Chanman no. John Veatch S3. Morton Andin ss. i,n.i Annii 60, Minnie Easton Nj, -- uttiur Simmons SG. VoIdpv nTrnt. C"; tf.ill. I ' w, a.u... i Kelly S3. OHio Dixon &!. Lul.i rinv.l n Bertha Carton SO. Cure McCulIom so. Joe Renfro 70. Mabel Yalea 70. Primary Department. Fourth Grade. Miss Hamilton, teacher. A class Bes sie Kidder average 10, Fred Wollenberg 93, Archie Tufft U3, Wayne CnitchHeld Ei, Ired IJrown J2, Charlvy Hess 'J2 naiui rJUcKiier VJ, Uardy Howard 90, Ora McNamco S9, Alia Cannon SO, Dex- ter Jones Sy, Mabel Beltils S3, Leo Shendan SS. Bertha Eetea SS. Mifi Smith gs Hannah Y"o!!enben?X.S. TUntin - n ..w Slocum SS, Minnie McCurdy S7, Uattie in Otilur ST r'li.rl. vi.:i u- - i: I w., "uihj oi, tJertie Sheridan S7, Nanuie tare s, baiter Tones S7. Alice I.Jvim.. ston SO. Chester Renfro s;. riitrnni I n SO, Eddie Buick SO, Kvacry Davidson -- ui.e .... Jjwuuruj tj, uail JCWCtl Sj. m.. ' , t.i. I uiB-u- jie u arm on 'Jl. Louuu Pntol &s, lua rage ST, Grace King So, Maud Grooma S5, Archie Dowell SI, Alta Owens SO. xnmi uraue, Jiisa UiU, Teacher. A Class Reeco Wright average 95, Esther 1.0 AUUfc aura Mulleu IB. Walter t . ..... josepneon yj, Liuie .Morris 93, Glooms 93. Gertie Moore 93, Etta Barke" ck?. aim n a:a i.L . . CaVl Johnson S9, Ethel Lewis S9, Ilaltie w, xia urutcnticia 59. Jessie rwr, ci n:. c: . . "mm .iuuiu c3, viiver i oi;ei . .... .... - ... - mi. n ii.k r- - r .in sijiiunuaumjo, jester i eou 57. M' VtnZne SG, Earl Fletcher SO, Pan! Anhin RT. n.ranm Ar 1- .- o- -. t. 1 . ' w -- ""M'"J oj, luomas . o.n . - K I I mn I a I -- v'wu average Alice aweenev ai. vera uaynea VI, KrtnV Tn.hh Ol tli. ,r I j, imi iu ivearnev a. u.-r.i- n , . .. rmi.m pi t-- ; ... ..w".v .... . i 1 viiuuiwuu ajr, AjtUCI w, urvei ueeco SS, Millie - ti.s n ... ... I nL7Z Z amt , 80, Kthel Shune SO. Ralnli I'PTrpnntn V . T f- t- ' . r 1 . i ' O-- .Mauu ' Emma Sehlbredo 84 piM , e -- ' uu.uho 01, ,ui ciniuioua iU. fVwnd Ats..w:..i.. ' vvu,ta I I C aig Hnlrnn rUr.t t. . . r,an strong, : l0D' r!!'6 !rff". a"0- - urimius, tna iicuuruy, Fred Pearson'Maud "'. WWBW, ATflhlflP Allian 11 r. . 11 . ..... iweeto, mine II Morian, Waller Pearson, Daisy Freeman Maud Cannon, Ada .liy Bari"'. Kelley, Ed3 Hanse' 1. FnlkDer - B Class-R- ank one, D Kirk average at. nn.-r-,i- M VI 2 T - .auo. lustin, Linnio McBee, Frank Char imau, Charley Grooms. Ida Worthington, Grace Wotthiugton, Mabel Wollenberg, Lfcrie Yates, James Poket, Looney Unthank, Maggie McClalleu, George Worthington, Ellon Edwin Thornton, Thomas Carlon, Dclos Matth- - lo owi. First Grade, Miss Parrotl, teacher. A ni it . vi9 inose averaging above So, Dollie Jackson,. Agues Kcuyou, Arthur bweeney, Roy Milton, Mervill Kenyon. rloebcbaeffer, Avico Sheridan, Willie ll.n Langenberg, Frank McCollum, Milton n.i.n.t.1 11.1.1. ,..' viu,vuuciui thai if ii tf uiieiiLfUr. Albert i Godfrey, Beryl Stephens. Ethel Sheri- - W..-- I, it ',.-...- - .... wbb 3S. vzr j z: v;r nivd Rvara it ri.Ti.. .. . j j "iciuBiug ol, - oe ar ;:.rr ' rauu s irrn i. tir:n:.. t.i.-.- . ,... Edith Brown. Tn il, a ni... f n. t .... v. uiku w giauii iud IB gbest honors belong to Miss Ada Smith . who sudpd in matins nn .,... .u" 71 . f"cu '""""Brand. Helen farmers txjiuis. Vivian nimnin the Rfltlorfl average uiiie xouea ueoo Heffner Flook, U . " . r." ."su - aji an a a ,n jil. r r i i uuu ami avnwnH ' - iioijGu McWilliatnsJalso successfully completed the work otthls grade which is'"tho ex- - tent ot our course at the present time. Neal McCall is at the head o( the B class with an averago ot 00 per cent. Of the twolvo whosuccccded in com- pleting the work.of.tho Sovonth! Grade, six chose diplomas of graduationtfand six certificates of promotion to nox'.'grado. Thoso promoted are Clara McCoy, I..:n'Dn!nl.t T.'I l; tr l,, Ji,va """oriy, ma- - mo onupo, .ueorgo Jon?s (ana uem Brown. Graduates are Leona Shupo. Luella Kenucdy, Edward Ellison, Wiliio Cur- rier, Fred Field and Haltio Cloyd. Fiukk B. Hauu.v, Principal. BUSINESS PERSONALS. Now is tho tiiuo to subscribe Umbrellasand jarasols at tho Novelty For a good cigar call on Mrs.N Boyd Go to the Novelty t lore for children's clothing. 1'uro freuh candief, fruits and nuts nt the Roseleaf. A fine lino of gent's furnishings at llio rsoveliy More, Buy your furuishiug of Jack Abraham and tavc money. For Sale Old papers, at this oflico, at 25 cents per hundred. Iry the ice croam soda at the Kandy KllCllCII. It 18 dellClOUB. I I assortment at Marsters'drus? store. Hats! hat! hats! Tue latesl. When..? Just arrived at Osburu's now store. I Dr. Cofitnuii has removed his office to ttie Marsters' building, rooms 0 and 7, .btuokera' articles of every description auu me best Drauds of tobacco at the Roseleaf. email prolits and quick sales is the principle of success. Thai's Jack Abra ham's policy. The Kandy Kitchuu, in llio Taylor A Wilson building, is the place to go fur pure fresh candies. Try the Kandy Kitchen Ice cream soda. e nave no seconds or job lot goods. uur Mock :s best m nualitr for tf. nney. Novelty store. you are in need of any thius in the bat line it will .. - . .. I pay vUu iu examine mo i wo stock at Oahnrn ..n .i. n an irr in all Ueennis Irom 'Si mil up, hanginc thrown in. Hall nn a n f .. . . jiarHiers. irnn i nrnniru.1 i your orders. wtMV'e tbe uso ot paying 'Sj ccnls when you can get a good square meal for la cents. Mop at the Centra! hotel aud be convinced. If you want a good suit of clothes fur a little money call on II. C. Stautou. ex amine samples, gel the prices and leave your order with him. Mrs. Lynue, a pupil of the late Pruf, Speranzi of Milan, Italy, gives vocal and piano forto lessous. Terms reasonable "eswouce at Mrs. Parties. if .it, .. ... i,uuuuv Hi.i IU Sliuer Willi nirnn and bunions, have your boots ami siioo. made at L. Introniinr,.'. Retiring neatlr ami nmtnr.il U. Du Gas. nhvsiciau and surgeon. Oflico iir!air I . . 5n su .'.Ut I,..i. block. w,.,-n"".- u uuitu Calls in town and country promptly answered. Why palroniie traveling dentists when Dr. Davis will do your dental work a great deal cheaper and sb good airain. Call and get his prices and Ins convinced. J ust received our nem ttock of ric hats nmtltoti. Straw hats at 7 cents and up. Men's fine calf shoes at $1.-1- aud up. Cali and see them at Richards Bros.' Ilackct Slore- - r "ajnes uas just ICiUIIIUJ from tho East and opened dental narlor? ....... ,'. .. i . ... . - uuuuiug, waero uo win no 'IeeJ welcome arsons desiring dcu- - lal work . ugenourg is still on top. He I : r.ii . ... a iuu smca ot choice music, niu sicai niHimniMMio , "-- wiiui a.4t 17. HLLU1U .. ...ir.. . - . . uit., viouu fjirini!i ot iri mi.-iiitt- . . ' ' J. J. Webb, tbe seenml lisn.i inrn;iii. u, dealer in the Floed buildinL.. wn f ui. uuuuius, Jiiruibii i 80Wa ,n bli 1,00 ou ,1,B tuosl reasonable term. r ...n , . w. wiiu iiuu t iiii i inniinn i gooils aud prices. ten cents saved is ten cents earne.1. Savoten cents by stotminir at tl c.onA ra l rif l all A rwsn.. I . I r V " wu "l"ro meai lor lo ceuts, beds tho same. Board and lod- .- i.. a i. rn . " i uvular fj.ou jier week. Those having second hand stmva. uruilure, etc., for sale can receive the milium rasu price ijy ca inu unon v. Ira, il. :. - . ... iiiiiiuuiu anu SUPIHV ilea er. "'''! . aiile.... ..I l I a.ouu oiicui uoseuurir. Ur. HufVQiirUrv . J MW.VO mill II ;i I I'M II LI , uuuie rtiiu gave tne Irpihl Vm, can I out I l,om II iu "... . . .uvu. .uun;io uox iHciorv lor iphs I Haft .'nrllun.l r,-- t. V...I.UVI IH-ll- . Rl Jn( COO ..... 8locl - J. Hum tit. t Bigger, the iwiikl bo Ccutral Hotel, is doing a flourishing business notwithetan.ling the general do preseion. Ho sols a good table, his Prlcos are low and ho makes eyory effort please his patrons. JT Webb basopened a second hand store corner i Second bo bought and sold, and tho natronm nf " " ....t.i:.. .... i.uui.v; o reapccuuny solicited. ":s uesinng monumental work .:it .t it i ""ou"u'6 "utkb on Uak street I "r .bv "".. . ' "".uiu. nieso wotkb nro lul"'"h out somo lino uimi work. U0 a baskot ,ueol'"S at "va oeiiicmont school house, June .. 1'rf.p..!,;,,,, l 11 .. , ., .. " ' uuu "J ta.":. 7? 1.""l-u,n- "y "ov. u. N. Anncs everybody is invited to bring their -- rjasitotq. JOY AND PAIN. If there were never any storm or rain, Fair days would ceaso to bo so rarp and sweet. It is when fainting on tlio dusty street Wo mind us of tho woods. Ah, then wo fain Would few among tho shadows onco a train! We mg for winter, when tho wjld storm? beat upon our ncaas wo pine for summer's heat. There in no Joy without somo loss or pain. To talfttllfo-aa-w- find It is the. art VI living weU. Ah, Jet us not forget, Jough lire bo dark today, therd may be yet, When Bumpier comes, much joy for each aid heart) Perhaps God sends us trouhlo as a test, To seo if H jrljl ptovo us at ou best. Henry Coyle in Boston Transcript. HOW JACK PROPOSED 'It's no use," said Jaok, throwing himself into my most comfortable easy Btiatr, and looking tho picture of mis- ery. "It's not g HJ of nsel" "What isn't!" 1 asked. "Trying toproposo to her," replied j act "Why Isn'it?" "Becanso I an'tl" moaned or, rather howled the poor boy. savaceiv kicking my wasto paper basket over. "Why can't yon?" "Beoauso I Wen't enough pluck." 'Haven't yon?" "Oh, confonnd your questionsl" yelled Jack, tumbling right backward in ms acsperatiOn. "It's bad enough to P 'fantfcajly in lovo with tho most "aBU, 8 wnp over lived, and not ioo3 mo uouraga enougn to put tue Question, withnnt h,vm tn tho CrOSS PTamfnnfinn rst TnU .vuuuj nuu o reading for tho bar and wants to get ouuyragging witnesses. I i t". - JW ing up, nnd looking liko ouo of tho wiicnes in ".Macbeth." "I wnn't nT,. mit to itl "All right, old man, all right,' said soothingly. ' Nobody wants you ta" Tho fact is, " said Jack, sitting down ogam ana assuming a sepulchral tone, "if I don't bring it off, I'll I'll" wnat:" "I'll dlo of felo-de-se- ." This was boiag legal with a vence ance. Here was my dear chum six montns sinco tho brightest, happiest, merriest fellow in London deeply in lovo with a youne nerson rallprt fri-- (I don't to this day know her other name, jacic never mentioned it), and in mo oeptbs of desnnir hinca ht couiun c nrineit off." if T mn-- r c bis own terso phraseolocv. Wn conversations of this sort about six times a day on tint an nverair. i- - l - . ., . o-i ueioro naa no tnreatened to uiiiu uv etiner Dvrjisroi nr mnn growled Jack hoarsely, and for tho mo- ment I believo ho was thoroughly in earnest I thought I'd trv tho bl3foolisuness, so I said: Fancy being knocked over in tMa way by a puling girl, a weak, silly """"'i isn seven a now wom- an!" Jack was all on firo in a moment "She's not a weak, online?. ;nr ture, and sho is a new wnm.n, hn shouted, forgetting for tho nonce that ii is not altogether a desirable thing'to uv,u,uowun rnatieminine novelty. (Parentheticallv I mnv naV- - Cl,w ia that peoplo always end np defiances of this kind with those mvstio word. "So now." Why is it?) Jact, I said, "writo to her. " Splendid idea!" said .Tank trhn been thinking of different wars of nm. posing for six months and now hailed inai 01 aolDS " by post as entirely ?,no d ori8l?al idea. "Hero goes, and lTTT awIny. old chap, for giving me the tip. Seizini; quito a nnirn nf iinnnarwT Jack scribbled and toro up about a doz- en proposals in writing. Then ho turned round, almost crying, and said that ho couldn't do it that way, and ho wouldn't, and he'd hang himself, and perhaps then sbo'd be sorry, and and and why was ho born? My dear boy." I hand on his shoulder in tho most father- ly way a a. imaginable, . . "let's talk over tho T !?,?Ieu-r- - I,ovr' suppose I proposo "ISo," said Jack. "Sho'd thint- - T was afraid to ask her myself and refuse- - mo ou mo SPOt. ISO. I won't writo nn,1 won t do it by proxy. Isn't thero somo other way? Why don't you suggest something, yon trreat. Inno tdinf ?. stead of sitting there and grinning all nicht?" uikuk inow. x wasn't j t i j been sutrcestinc (himm n tun: - .w Ul IIUJC, DU naturallv I Wt mi,M. u-- t. r . . - umu murciuru l"J"p wa3 ent For somo timo Jack smntwi without speaking a word. After y about -- u minutes ot tnis ho laid down his pipe and began in a mrs- - nnnloft "I say." "WOUr" llfl.ti . . uy"u iU1UK 01 anyotnerwny or nronosniff?" ttm , iicoi u uower wuicn ' TJlJ0Ve ran A n.m Then, if sho wants you, sho'll wear one meaning, 1'our sentlmonta nrn r.5nr. UiM 1 Ijnn T.rhllll Itinnli . U ... ,1 1, . . - r "vuui uiMMvuv, smu uy oinerr ".- -" NftW I I n uover been in Invn in mv Imp. and nnrn. infomi i j uv, imu BU found it rather hard toigivo Jack ad- vice Howover, I racked my brains and at longth evolved this startling method: a tufuau iu uer inrongn nor latnerr "Ob, yon hopeless uiass of- - imhpnll. ityl" yelled Jaok, bouncing np and. grabbing his hat "Bow aril t tn rin ihnk wnen sno nasn't got a father?" And ho flung himself outof tho room in n towering passion and did not como- S!" ! .ff S?"e aP.e F.el,l marriages and divorens urMnh .Wn,i in thoso families whinh T..i . .. .... .I"""4"-"- nam wua in iovo witn? Jo, thank' you. . j uimerBigiicu mat l no not allow dead animals bo buriod on my prom-- iscs, at Rosoburg, Oregon, or garbacBi dumpod thereon or sand or gravol taken tuoreirom, unless tho party taking saml or gravel first contract with mo for tbe right to so do. rp . i . . iiuMjiiiooerM win no prosecuted ae-- i cording to law. Aaron Rosk. Roseburg, Oregon, March 17th, 1891 Buy your cigara at tho Koseleaf. 1," . .. ':,?.n. ' Loouy.' at lhL".r.!:! l? '""I1 ot it an to I had not qulto como down to earning my living by boing a lovo rocistrar. Well, yon will no doubt want to hear how Jack really did propose In tolling yon 1 must givo yon plainly to under stand that I am only ropoatrng what Jaok told me. J was not an oyowitnes3 of the heart rending sceno. It was like this: I was sitting one afternoon trying to find, instances of men marrying their motners-m-la- (inevor camo across one who did yet), under an .encyclopedia heading called "Matrimonial Madness, Types of," when Jack suddenly burst into tho room with his faco all aglow wttii cloiight. "I'fo dono it!" ho shouted. I shut up tho encyclopedia with a bang. No need to go on looking for types or matrimonial madness when had pno in front of mo, J thought "How?" I nsked coldlv. "How did yon do it?" My manner did not damp him in tho least. "I did it this very afternoon, and I'll tell you all about it" Ho eat down closo to me. breathing very hard, and commenced: "You must know that Cissy told mo last night that sho was going down to .uevonsnire today to stay with her aunt You can bet J felt cut np. Well, after eomo hesitation, I asked her whether ho would allow mo to seo her off at Paddington? She demurred a little, and then said, 'Yes.' You can't think what a pretty way sho has of sarintr 'Yes. Well don't ho impatient, I'm coming to it yon may feel nfeftv suro that I was at Paddington an hour beforo sho urovo up. And when sho did. arrive you can imagino how I looked after her, and got her ticket, and saw that her boxes were labeled, and bought her all the illustrated papers and a luncheon basket, anu torn tno guard to keep an eye on her, and all that sort of thing. "Sho wa3 so awfully nico that I al most went crazy when I thought of her being away for a month, all among lot of other beggars. Well, sho took her seat, and I tipped tho guard to lock the door and not let any ono olso in. I want ed to havo that last fivo minutes all to myself, yoa see? "So sho niado herself comfortable and told mo I looked awfully red, and judging by my feelings I should think I looked quito purple. Well don't bo in a hurry tlio guard whistled and called, 'bland, away, pleasol' and tho train began to movo slowly out of tho station. Just to say 'Goodby' I got on tho footboard and put my hand in at tno window. I had said 'Goodby' 12 times already, and sho looked so pretty and all that tint I suddenly scrowed up my courago and said: "'Cissy, wfllyou?' "Tho guard, called.out, 'Stand away, please, thero I' but I kept on tho foot board, and Cissry said, 'Oh, get off, please. You'll be.hura' Tno train was coins faster bv this time, but I stuck: tbeno and yelled out: Will you? Will your' Sho looked awfully scared all tho porters and guards and', passengers wero snouting at me by this time and said: 'Ob, do get off. Will I what?' We wero almost at tho end of tho platform now, but I still held on, and said: 'Will you? Will ycra? You know what I mean. ' "Sho blushed awfully and said: 'Pray pray get off! Ob, what lo you mean? Will I what? Do get off!' "Wowero just at tho end of tho plat form now, but I was determined not to get off. " 'Will you? You know, will you?' "'What?' " 'Marry me:' "Thero wero about 100 porters rush ing up tho platform to pall nio off, but I still hung ou and waited for her an swer, bho looked at mo most imploring- ly and said: " 'Do get off, dear Jack, do!' "I shouted out: 'Will you? Say!' "And sho answered, 'Yes.' "I jumped off just as wo got outside tho station, fell down, and two porters snatched mo out of harm's way. I gave them a sovereign each and took a cab hero to tell you about it" "In theoventof her refusing to marry you," I said in my best legal manner, you will not bo eutitled to any dam ages for breach of promise, as tho de fendant's assent was obtained under compulsion." But Jack didn't caro in tho least for my law. Tho sickening part of it was that tho girl really was in lovo with him and bad been waiting for him to ask her quite as long as ho had been hesitating. Thoy committed tho fatal act tho oth er day aud havo gono to Nico for tho honeymoon. Bah ! Million. Mountain Vegetation In Africa. Mr. Scott Elliott has been investi gating tho botany of Rnweuzori, tho giant mountain of central Africa. Up to 7,000 feet ho found grass and cultiva tion. Then begins tho forest, which, np to 8, COO feet, consists of deciduous trees, sometimes with thick under growth, sometimes quito open, with a profusion of forns, mosses aud creepers. trom 6,600 to 9, COO feet bamboos grow, and tho predominant feature is tho wetness of everything. Onlv very few watery plants grow among tlio roots. Above 9, COO feat tree heather takes tho placo of bamboo and seems to extend to tho snow, which Mr. Elliott could not reach, aud even beyond. In ono attempt to reach tho summit ho found what seems to him tho AIniuo lady's mautlo. On tho mountain birds and animals aro extremely scarce Ho saw a sun bird, green, yellow aud crim- son, abovo 10,000 feet, nnd also saw a robin and a goldfinch. Heath by Crucifixion. Death by crucifixion that is, by tho cross was of eastern origin and had been iu uso among tho Pcrsiaus and Carthaginians long beforo its employ- ment in western countries. Alexander tho Great adopted it iu Palestine. It was not a Jewish punishment Kansas City Times. CiMarrli. I!. W. "JllV Cn.Ml-AN- (lelltk-llll'll- . I ll!lC JiMt cumjilctcd tlio MTOiul liutlle of j cuir Vojre- - mmo MirKuiittiuiA. i unvu mm i.uurrn iur cars wuicn iiiivcuii my ojrs, ncnring nuu tomach. Krciiiicntlv wuuM lime dull licnd- - nclic for 1as nt 11 time. Pim-- Inkint; xour remedy I linvo felt iioll-asreciib- le Trusting you will imbHyli this as I int uuy ono suflcrlns from nny of tlio iiIhivo symptoms to lio benclittcil. Kindly I me tno moru bottles by return ciin-i- . (Sipmil) it it. ni-- ; kii'ilmomi, tfOUltlc. WBil. Kvcrv mull brines n new bnteli nf lals for Joy's Vcgctnblo 'iniiiiirilhi. Ico cream aud ico cream soda at Ihe Kandy Kitchen. AGT0ES BY NATDBE. LL ARE SUCH, ACCORDING TO AN INSTRUCTOR IN STAGECRAFT. Every Child, Ho Saya, Is Born an Actor, bnt tho Gift la In 3Iost Cases Soon Marred by Self Consciousness Early Training- - and lis Powerful Effect. "Tho ability to express, in voico and faco and motion, tho ideal which the mind conceives is tho actor's talisman of success," said awoll known instruct or in ono of tho dramatic schools when asked to define tho essential qualifica tlon of ah aspirant for dramatic honors. "Not to represent a character, but to bo it, is what wins tho audience. Great earnestness cqunts, of course, and deli cacy of conception, careful training, ex perience, and all that, but complete abandon to tho emotions of tho moment Is what sways mon's minds. That ia genius! "Every child is a born actor," ho went on, "and to prove that wo havo only to watch tho expression and move ments of a littlo child when it is in a room by itself and is unaware of specta tors. It will bo imitating in pantomime alternately tho persons and animals it knows or has seen. Enter the room and ask tho littlo one to do that over for auntio or uncle, or whoever it may be, and immediately thero is a change. Self consciousness has como in with tho looker on, and tho child is constrained and shy. The graco of movement, tho bright, animated gesture and inimitable expression aro gone. As tho child grows older tnis constraint, this repression, in creases, particularly in America, where, Irom babynood, sho is taught to disguise her real feelings. 'You must not laugh aloud, it isn't refined; you must walk quietly and sedately and not attract at- tention. ' 'This is a samploof tho lesson of Eelf repression, inculcated line upon line, precept upon precept, day after day, un til tho real nature becomes walled in within tho artificial one. When that girl gets to bo 20 or more, sho has a yearning for tho stage. Sho feels that Eho can portray some of tho characters which so interest and appeal to her. Sho enters a dramatic school: but alas, it is too late. Tho desiro to act is there, and tho accurate conception, but tho ar tificial rouhno so instilled by precept and practice has becomo inextricably interwoven with the natural instinct, and it cannot bo eradicated. She is in the shackles of self consciousness. 'My greatest find in tho last year or two," continued tho speaker, "is a young Pennsylvania girl who camo to mo with her mother last season. 'My daughter has been educated in Paris, and sho is most anxious to sq on thoJ stagc. fane feels that she can do some thing in that lino and will not bo con tented until she tries, ' said tho mother. I looked at tho girl, who sat quietly by. with rather an indifferent expression on her iace, and was not prepared to find in her anything very promising. Sho was about 17, very dark and quite good looking, i asked her to recite something. She stood up and began to repeat a poem about an Indian nurse. Tho nurso was fester mother to a king's son, had nurs ed him at her breast along with herown child of tho samo age. In a revolution tho mob camo to kill tho king's son, and tho nurse, in loyalty to her sov- ereign, substituted her baby for tho heir to the throne. Beforo tho girl was half through with tho story I had to stop her. Tho tears wero running down her checks, and I realized that my own eyes were moist That girl is going to make a namo for herself. Sho seemed to acquire by intuition what other pupils would take months to learn. I attribute her ex- traordinary power of expression to her having been brought up in Paris, free and unconstrained in an atmosphere whore every ono is enthusiastic and is not ashamed of it and whera emotion is expressed naturally. After a brief interval of instruction placed her on tho road where sho would como directly in contact with the technicalities of tho business and havo tho advantage of being with a good company. It will not bo long beforo tho public hears from her. It has been my cxperienco that tho French, Italian, Spanish, Mexican, He brew any of thosoutheru races possess this nameless abandonment, this per- sonal magnetism, as it were, in excess of any other nation," continued tho speaker. "And whero it is found in an eminent degree iu Americans they gen- erally have somo strain of foreign blood. Americans mako unsurpassed character actors that is, when wo wish to per-soua- to miners, westerners, Now Eng- - Ianders, farmers, darkies, any of tho anous phases of typical American life, wo find amplo material right at hand. If, however, wo wish to depict a draw ing room sceno with setting comploto and to tho life, wo must call on a for eign country for tho actors. It is a lam- entable fact that, so far as tho stago is concerned, wo mnst go to England for our gentlemen. For sonic reason tho leisure class iu America, tho men of breeding and culture, when choosing a profession, do not select tho stage. It may bo that tho calling of an actor is not looked upon, on this sido of tho wa ter, as Mifiicieutly dignified; but, be that as it may, of all the applicants for histriouic honors in this country only a few of them are recruited from tho ;uiks of recognized gentlemen's sons. Iu England it is different Thero aro number.- ol" younger sons there who havo no money, who aro debarred from omg into trado ou account of tho fam ily escutcheon, who havo not tho men tal ability to become doctors and law yers, and lo whom tno stagu offers a practical and interesting solution of tho dilemma. They mako first class actors for tho parts wo need, becanso thov pos sess tho one indi'jijiensablo qualification of having como straight from the draw- ing room, briugiug their faultless man- ners with them." New York Sun. Treasurer's Notice. Notice is hereby given to sill ersous holding city of Roseburg warrants, in- dorsed prior to ami including Nov. 7tli, IS!':!, to present tho samo at the treasur er's otlice in llio Fiist National bank for payment, as interest will cease thereon after tint dale- of this notice. J. C. SiiEfiiiMN, Treasurer. Roseburg, June 10, IS93. Turn out oycry body Friday evening to hear tho popular lecturer on tho sceues aud incidents of tho jebelliou. - A DESPERATE STRUGGLE. Captain Jack Crawford's 3Ildnight Adren- - tnre With an Apache Indian. When within a few feet of whera I stood, tho stalwart savage, his mm gleaming with hatred, lifted his knifa and sprang toward me. I leaped for- ward to moet him and succeeded in grasping tho hand which held the weap- on, and with a grip like a vise held to it He clinched with me, and a terrible strugglo ensued. We fell to tho ground and rolled over and over in our desper-at- o strugglo for the supremacy, yet I clung to his wrist, for my life depended on preventing him from using the knife. In our struggle I noted that wo were nearing tho brink of the precipice, and I hoped wo would go over, for death In that manner was preferable to being slaughtered by a savage hand, and there was keen satisfaction in tho thought that my enemy would dio with me. Nearer and nearer we rolled in our fear- ful struggle for tho mastery, I endeav- oring to roll over tho brink, ho to pre- vent it, until at last, to my great satis faction, I felt tho edgo of the cliff begin to crumble beneath me, and down Wa went Wo struck the bottom heavily, and to my astonishment neither of us seemed to ba greatly injured. I fell almost un- derneath him, and in a moment ho suc- ceeded in getting me on my back and sat astride of my prostrate form. He had dropped his knife in our fall, and seizing me by tho long hair near each ear began to beat-m- y head against the ground in an endeavor to stun mo into insensibility. Thump! thump! thump! my head was beaten against the ground, and an an cry voico greeted my. ears. I'll teach yon to grab mo that way and choke me half to death (thump! thimp!) and then roll out of bed with me. (Thump! thump!) What's tho mai-- ter with you? Are you crazy?" It was my wife. Sho sat astride of me, and at almost every word gave mr head a thump against tho carpeted floor of our bedroom. It wa3 all a hideou3 dream. In m desperation I had seized her, and we had a terrible struggle, finally falling out of bed upon tho floor. Captain Jack Crawford in Homo and Country. A CHICAGO TRICK. Bnt Somehow the Drummer Couldn't Seem to 3Iake It Work. 'I saw a queer trick in Chicago the other day," said tho drummer as ha lighted a fresh cigar and pared his nails with his pocketknife. Of course two or threo of the group wanted to know all about it and he con tinned: "One of you let me havo a clean tl bill for a moment Ah, that's a daisy of a bill just off tho press last week. Now, then, I lay tho bill face down ward on tho floor thus. Tho chap who did the trickwas not a professional j'ng- - gier, out ne did it with neatness and dispatch. I don't say I can do it myself. bat I'll try." But what is tho trick?" Why, I tako my knifo and cut tho bill lengthwise so. Then I cut it cross- wise so. That divides the bill into four equal portions, doesn't it?" Every one in tho group answered that it did, and tho drummer gazed at the pieces awhilo and said: "Tho trick is to blow tho pieces to- gether so that tho edges will unite. The Chicago man did it, but just how I couldn't find out Let's see. I will now blow. Ah, they do not unite. I will blow again" "What in tho Old Harry aro you try- ing to do?" demanded tho owner of tho bill. "Why, I'm trying to blow the pieces together," innocently replied the drum- mer. "But you can't do it." "No, I see I can't. Tho Chicago man did it, but I'm not on to tho trick. Hera are tho four pieces, and I guess you'll havo to get a bottle of mucilage and a sheet of paper and paste them together. Awfully cnte trick, but I can't do it Wish I could, but I can't" Ami, strangely enough, tho owner of tho bill looked at tho pieces, and from the pieces to tho drummer and back, and then called tho drummer a double dyed idiot and walked off with the decla- ration that ho'd liko to punch some- body's beat! Detroit Free Press. lias Fan With His Coffee. "Some folks can't drink coffee unless it's hot," said Mr. Goslington, "and I don't liko coffee unless it is freshly made and served hot, but I like to drink it through all its varying phases from hot to pretty nearly cold. I like a sip ot it, when first poured, without sugar or any milk or cream, when its aroma is fresh and puncent and com plete and quito unmarred by the admix- ture of any foreign substauce whatever. Then I put in tho usual quantity of sug- ar and of cream, and then you have the cup of coffee in its highest normal state, and how delightful it is! Then, as I drink it, I add more cream. Tho re- mainder becomes more and more dilut- ed, cooler and lighter and lighter in color. Tho coffeo flavor becomes more cud more attenuated, but it is neverthe- less keenly defined, and it so continues to tho end. Tho last of tho cup is only tinged with tho color of tho coffeo. It is not cold, but nearly so. By contrast with what you havo drunk it is grate- fully cool. A sip of cream with a coffee bouquet, and you set down the cup with a friendly feeling for it for what it has contained." Now York Sun. Honest l'eople. A correspondent of tho Philadelphia Press, writing from Normandy, says: "So few tourists pass this way that the answers to your first inquiries are like- ly to bo discouraging. 'Which is the house of Charlotte Corday?' 'She cannot beloug to these part's. Wo do not know her!' 'But sho died a long time ago, persists tho tourist 'They guillotined, her because sho killed Marat' 'Sir, this is a country of honest people. There are no assassins hero.' " MONEY LOANED. First Mortgages on Improved Farm Property Negotiated. Wo aie prepared to negotiate first mortgages upon improved farina iu Ore- gon, with eastern parties at it rale of in- terest not to exceed 9 ppr cent, per annum. Mortgages renewed that have been taken by other companies. AddreHs with stamp: Mekvi.v Swouts, Baker City, Oregon,

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iThe Plaiudealer P The Plaiudealer

gYnir Hnx'r Rkt thk News.

IT IS SO.Vol. XXVI. ROSEBURG, OREGON, THURSDAY, JUNE 13, 1895. No. 30.

A. SALZMAN.(Successor to J. JASKDIXK.

Practical : WatekiiHker,DEALER IN .

WATCHES, CLOCKS, JEWELRY. AND FANCY GOODS.

omnuo ISrazllIau EroCOMI-IXT- STOCK OP

Cutlery, NotionB, Tobacco, Cigara and Smokers' Articles.

Also L'roimolor and Hanngor or

J D. STRATFORD,

Attorney at Law,

KoomiSanil-- lTaylor & Wibon Block. KOIEBOKU, OR.

Jt CRAWFORD,

Attorney at Law,Kooai Masters Buildlnx, SOSZBDKO, OB.

lOVBcsiacES before Ura TJ. S. land O Hie andraining cases a specialty.

Late Keceirer TJ. S. Land Office.

croEcr X. JIOIJ. run. txq

JgROWK & TTJSTIN,

Attorneys-at-Law- ,

BoomsTandSTa o & Wilson Block. BOSEBCRG. OR.

w. R. WUoLIS,

Attorney and Counselor at Law,wail rncUeeinall U courts of th State. Ol-tf-

tosia Court Hooit. D005U county. Or.

C.Attorney at Law,

KcMiy, Oregon.Ofict orrr tkc FmtoOca 00 Jackson atnet.

W. CARD WELL,

Attorney at Law,SOSZBCEG, OREGON.

J7 R. OOFFMAN,

Physician and Surgeon(C. S. Examining Surgeon.)

OFFICE; Boons 6 and 7 Maulers' BuiMinr.Residence. First door South ol Mrs. CarrierBoardlsx Ilonsc

Swcial atfpntinn in J'l rrr and thItoeascs oIWontTi.

J. OZIA5, 71. D.,

Physician and Surgeon,

La FaYrrxE Lasc Jrxna L LoccBaaT

JyANE & LOTJGHARY,

Attorneys & Counselors at LawJCMrtarj. Oregon.

iil pnetxa ia aU lb cottrta Or OlMUU. Of--

tea ia tte Tarlac-Wn- na block.

wTLX, F. HETDON,

County Survej-or- .

aad Notary public.Oma: In Court House.

Orders far Surreria? and Field Xotf-- i ihoaLIbe. addressed to Win I. Hejdon, County SnrJ

F. BRIQGS,

V. B. Deputy 3XlaeraI SBrreyorand Notary PsbIIc.

Oma: County Jan BuHdisg, bp lUintSpecial attentlcn paid to Trass&rs and

ww ' cjuna.Addresi. ROSEBTJBCy OR.

lyjTRA BROWK. M. P.,

Physician and Surgeon.Rrcsis Caeas-- j cf Weasa a Spedalij.

Oce, Up stairs. In the iluts Bonding.Bmaeace. 112 Cass Street, ROSEBCBO.

g L. MTT.T.KR, M. D.,

Surgeon and HomoeopathicPhysician,

BoMtSrurg, Oregon.

VCanmie diaeaaea a rscUltr.

JERRY --J. WILSOii,Watchmaker and Jeweler,

4xt Jackson StreetAt Lueroea'i Cisar Factory. B05EBURO.

.All Repairing eatrasted teay care wUl be FROXPTLT andcarefully done.PEICE3 REASONABLE.

Hrmr5 ate s CcslU

H. C. STANTONauiiuMinnTrii ccwina exvexiHT0 stock o

DRY: GOODSCON6IBTIKO Or

Ladies' Press Goods, Kibbsns, TrinuaiEgs,Laces, Etc., tc

ALSO A FINE STOCK OF

BOOTS AWD SHOESOt the beat quality and Cnlih.

GROCERIES ,Wood, Willow and Glass Ware,

Crockery, Cordage, Etc,AIM on hand ia tarce qtuatltlea and at pricea to

JUlt the timet. Alio a Urge rtoci of

Custom-Mad- e ClothingWhich ia offered at evtt price. A full and

aelect atoek of

SCHOOL BOOKSConitantlroahaad. Ala? the

LATfST S0YLTIS IS STATIONER.

General afeat for eyerr variety ot labaerfpUoabooki and perfodieaia pnbliahed in the TJiited--

?!i..er!0&iwllUo reading matter of anydo to give me a ealL

: Jeweler : aid : Optieiai.

A

Glasses and Hnnninnlnii

Iloscbanrs .Famous Uanrain Store.

An Initiated Tramp.We hare often thought that the tramps

scowiBg about the coaalry are a reguiariy organized frater&ity, having ageneral understanding with one anotherand hamg a ritual of questions andanswers. The following instructivedialoguo between our Sheriff and one ofthese tramps proves that we are correctin our surmises:

" From whence came you?''From a town in New York called

Jerusalem."" What's your business here?" To learn to appease ray appetite and

Irk .nTtnM ..... K..: r r , ... .1I T, J muuigoni

Then you are a regular tramp, Ipresume?"

I am so taken and acceptedwherever I so.

How am I to recoanize tou astramp?"

Br the largeness of my feet andgenera appearance.

How do yon know yourself to be atramp?"

"In seeking food, by being oftendenied and ready to try again."

" How gained yon adinittanco in Roseburg?"

" By a good many long tramps.'" How were you received?"

On the end of a nieht policeman's I

ii. , . , ,my

He took me several tines aroundthe town to the south, east and west.where be found the City Marshal, PoliceJudge and jailor, whea a great manyquestions were propounded.

"What advice did the Judge giveyou?

He advised me to walk in nprieht.resuiar seps asu to denounce tramp- -u,8- -

TIT? r I

it in you do on of irom r- -

With your permission I wUl be offrery qafck?1 f'' ;t

" Which way are yon traveling."" East."" Of what are you in pursuit?"" Work which by my own endeavors

and the assistance of others I hope Ishall never be able to find."

i r , .mj uiena, yon are now in an institution wbere the wicked are alwaystroublesome and the weary are as bad asthe resL ou wUl now bo conducted to I

ithe middle chamber by a flight of wind- -in? Rtnira mwtfinn nf ; Ia v. tt.o vi uiuio i

steps. ." Instead of corn, wine andon tne wares ol tbe ancients vonrswill bo bread and water for fim dan. I

Now follow your conductor and fear nodanger. e.

r,The Eye of the raster Fattens Hb v

Cattle.lnia eoouid be written on the door ol

eyery feed ttable in the land, for it expresses a most important truth in conciseform. If a man has no natural Iikin? fnrf h frw.lr KnnAM ... 11 7 . 1

....w ' - uucjiica. lk u irai, mm i mri,imn.H....k.V ;ZtllTri lThavinz'h.rt

HU. , .

i"wcu JUU Bluu- - ne aexaiis can Dor . . . i

BuixEBiaiiT Trnrrpn oni bra - i0 v w. & ub. mjuidi m k.Z? !!lDfr80.1"! y.'.wh!ch "e d

i " " uutcB.P.fnrVmn. f? . 7

and in the mm r,Ur. hv .ul ru1J m'J "J J Alia l

feeder should mor. mnn, ;i.i." ""--mnVllv ml in . .1..: nmc UIUU- -ju i.r-- i- . . .ucutc, nuicu is easiiv acauircd tnd. ..MM Im 1 1is passes amonz loeindaily in bis round of duties he shouldhave a quick eve to Hcrnliniza evnrv I omember of the herd and detect any littleirregularity or trouble..7 Tbe successfulnuniimmgnlnllir.. :. UCjUucBt

.,

upon good judgment in bandline catUe.T- f- it.:, -- ii li ...

uia oiner nuaunca--IlrmB rvNMrr ir Knl i:iS1. TT I" uuk " may uu- - aderstend the theory of callla brlincand how to enmnonnd ntt. f

scientific standi 7 Wv" ",

. '.,S!?5.vS. f

thabodiMof ." UlV.lt lUOJunU- - d. i. .l- - it. .7.7'vT ' 7 iao

business at easy command, but

Ll5? 7Tll'0r"n!m,,8ndl?Itfdg J!?11; Il0:rf"merB

great law (kind- -neSBlOlBiArV n ,mi. .n.t I..I si.,,.,

'uwbub, our Bioca interests wouldbe revolutionizefl. Let and I

pXim-- hr,i. ..A. .......herein 3.1 J" 7?!Mgovern themselvesaccordingly. a

A Catechism.Pop. The price of wheat is advancing.nep. vny aoes it advance?Pop. Because silver does.Eep. When did silver begin to fall?Pop. Immediately after the demonn.

tization in 1873.Ren Whv didh..f .i r .

rf imv-- v uiuii iiuuiper bushel in 1862 fa, 98 centi in 1870.while slver wm ahnnf t o ,?

owhat it Z:Rep. I iudze vou nrn nnt tvi.io- " .i-.- ,;,id belter rad tin l!fl I

" "mn r -i-n B:.,nut, nuu amsner vnnix.nua

later. T don't tuIUvail... js.i j u I

fore silyer did... ..

eecretary of bureau of f.

ROLL OF HONOR.

Report of Roseburg Schools for theMonth of May.

following is mo roault ol llio tinal oxamination of Roseburg Public Schoolsfor term ending Slay 31, 1803.

tfeuqlred standing: minimum U orcent, averago S3.

H. S. Department. Eighth tirade. A

Class Ada L. Smith averago 00, OscarLindsey 01, Warren Mc Williams 8G. ItClass Neal McCall average 00,Robert Wilcox ol, Nathan Fnllertou 83.

Grammar Department. SeventhGrade, Mma Bradley, Teacher, a Class

Leona btjupo. uvera go OS, Luella Kennedy 98, Clara McCoy 07, Louie RirenBtein 07, Elva Wiuibcrly 00, MinnieShupeOG, Edward Ellison 90, GeorgeJones 05, Willie Currier 03, Delia Brown02, Fred Field 80, Uattie Cloyd SC. BClass Irving Gibson 00, Mar-

tha Shambrook 00, Grace Hall S3, JosieSmith 85, Dale Strange 84, Maud Stephens 83, Earl Benedick 62, Gillis Woodward SI, John Hansell SO, Lucy Huntley79.

Sixth Grade, Miss Limbocker, Teacher. A Class Julian Josephson 07, EvaHoward 95, George Wilcox 01, SylviaStearns 92, Thos. McCarthy 91. DaisyPerkins 90, Vernon Patterson 00, FlossioShambrook 00, Hudson Eccleston SO.

George Collins 8S, Louio Kccleslun SS,George Richards S7, Renie Black man 87,Ross Hutchinson S7, Grace Shupe 87,Minnie Lindsey 87, Eber Wright SG,

Lutie Sacry SO, Stella Hamilton SO, RubyBailey 83, Charley Dunn 83. B Clas- s-Charles Pitcbford averaco 01. GracoGanger 01, Helen Willis 90, Dee Howard90, Ara Burtis SS, Elviu Crutchfield 60.Jennie Culver S5, Edna Hodson SO, Edgar Crulchfield SO, Ella Cox SI, XitaBeard 79,

unu Grade, Miss Kidder, teacher.A class John Boyd average 07, DwighlBerry 94, Effie Collins 04, Howard Hess94, Zulu Kenyon 01, Lena Thornton 01,IlatUe Lmser 03, Meltie Strait 93. RoyBellows 01, Frank McKeuzio 01, Maudcu 1 . ... ..... . . ...cuaiuuiuoi ji, ijiiie ruefer yu, uiare

Bast 90, Miry Scht.uratein 90, LillioStanton 90, Addio Sacry 90, Cljde Faulkner, 90, Cora Rose 83, Myrtle Uaiuwll S7,Ldmund Langenburg S7, Ora Mnrphvoi, dgnes i'ltclitord S7, Charley Harmon86, Ray Ollivant SS. Loren Chcesman ST,.

ivaw ruiierton rj, .uaua blieriUan 73.a class Clarence Look averace JM.JStbel Lvarts 91. Fred Chanman no.John Veatch S3. Morton Andin ss. i,n.iAnnii 60, Minnie Easton Nj, --uttiurSimmons SG. VoIdpv nTrnt. C"; tf.ill. I

' w, a.u... i

Kelly S3. OHio Dixon &!. Lul.i rinv.l nBertha Carton SO. Cure McCulIom so.Joe Renfro 70. Mabel Yalea 70.

Primary Department. Fourth Grade.Miss Hamilton, teacher. A class Bessie Kidder average 10, Fred Wollenberg93, Archie Tufft U3, Wayne CnitchHeldEi, Ired IJrown J2, Charlvy Hess 'J2

naiui rJUcKiier VJ, Uardy Howard 90,Ora McNamco S9, Alia Cannon SO, Dex-ter Jones Sy, Mabel Beltils S3, LeoShendan SS. Bertha Eetea SS. MifiSmith gs Hannah Y"o!!enben?X.S. TUntin- n ..wSlocum SS, Minnie McCurdy S7, Uattie

in Otilur ST r'li.rl. vi.:i u-- i: Iw., "uihj oi,tJertie Sheridan S7, Nanuie

tare s, baiter Tones S7. Alice I.Jvim..ston SO. Chester Renfro s;. riitrnni I

n SO, Eddie Buick SO, Kvacry Davidson--ui.e....Jjwuuruj tj, uail JCWCtl Sj.m.. '

, t.i. IuiB-u- jie u arm on 'Jl. Louuu Pntol

&s, lua rage ST, Grace King So, MaudGrooma S5, Archie Dowell SI, AltaOwens SO.

xnmi uraue, Jiisa UiU, Teacher. AClass Reeco Wright average 95, Esther1.0AUUfc aura Mulleu IB. Walter

t . .....josepneon yj, Liuie .Morris 93,Glooms 93. Gertie Moore 93, Etta Barke"ck?. aim n a:a i.L . .

CaVl Johnson S9, Ethel Lewis S9, Ilaltiew, xia urutcnticia 59. Jessierwr, ci n:. c: . ."mm .iuuiu c3, viiver i oi;ei

. .... .... - ... -mi. n ii.k r-- r .insijiiunuaumjo, jester i eou 57.M' VtnZne SG, Earl Fletcher SO, Pan!Anhin RT. n.ranm Ar 1- .- o- -. t. 1

. ' w --""M'"J oj, luomas. o.n

.- K I I mn I a I-- v'wu averageAlice aweenev ai. vera uaynea VI,KrtnV Tn.hh Ol tli. ,r Ij, imi iu ivearnev a.u.-r.i- n , . ..

rmi.m pi t--; ... ..w".v.... .i

1 viiuuiwuu ajr, AjtUCIw, urvei ueeco SS, Millie- ti.s n ... ... I

nL7Z Z amt, 80, Kthel Shune SO. RalnliI'PTrpnntn V . T f- t-

' . r1 . i

' O-- .Mauu' Emma Sehlbredo 84piM ,e -- '

uu.uho 01, ,ui ciniuioua iU.fVwnd Ats..w:..i..' vvu,ta I I

C aig Hnlrnn rUr.t t.. .r,an strong, :

l0D' r!!'6 !rff". a"0- -

urimius, tna iicuuruy, FredPearson'Maud"'. WWBW,

ATflhlflP Allian 1 1 r. . 1 1 . .....iweeto, mine II

Morian, Waller Pearson, Daisy FreemanMaud Cannon, Ada .liy

Bari"'. Kelley, Ed3 Hanse'1.

FnlkDer - B Class-R- ank one, D

Kirk average at. nn.-r-,i- MVI 2

T - .auo.lustin, Linnio McBee,

Frank Charimau, Charley Grooms. IdaWorthington, Grace Wotthiugton, MabelWollenberg, Lfcrie Yates, James Poket,Looney Unthank, Maggie McClalleu,George Worthington, Ellon EdwinThornton, Thomas Carlon, Dclos Matth- - lo

owi.First Grade, Miss Parrotl, teacher. A

ni it .vi9 inose averaging above So, DollieJackson,. Agues Kcuyou, Arthurbweeney, Roy Milton, Mervill Kenyon.rloebcbaeffer, Avico Sheridan, Willie ll.nLangenberg, Frank McCollum, Miltonn.i.n.t.1 11.1.1. ,..'viu,vuuciui thai if ii tf uiieiiLfUr. Albert i

Godfrey, Beryl Stephens. Ethel Sheri- -W..-- I, it ',.-...- - ....

wbb 3S. vzr jz: v;rnivd Rvara it ri.Ti.. .. .j j "iciuBiugol, - oe ar;:.rr' rauu s

irrn i. tir:n:.. t.i.-.-. ,...Edith Brown.

Tn il, a ni... f n. t ....v. uiku w giauii iud IBgbest honors belong to Miss Ada Smith .

who sudpd in matins nn .,...

.u" 71 . f"cu '""""Brand. Helen

farmers

txjiuis. Vivian nimnin

the Rfltlorfl

average

uiiie

xouea

ueoo Heffner

Flook,

U . " . r." ."su -aji an a a ,n jil. r r i i uuu ami avnwnH' - iioijGu

McWilliatnsJalso successfully completedthe work otthls grade which is'"tho ex- -

tent ot our course at the present time.Neal McCall is at the head o( the B classwith an averago ot 00 per cent.

Of the twolvo whosuccccded in com-

pleting the work.of.tho Sovonth! Grade,six chose diplomas of graduationtfand sixcertificates of promotion to nox'.'grado.

Thoso promoted are Clara McCoy,I..:n'Dn!nl.t T.'I l; tr

l,, Ji,va """oriy, ma- -mo onupo, .ueorgo Jon?s (ana uemBrown.

Graduates are Leona Shupo. LuellaKenucdy, Edward Ellison, Wiliio Cur-

rier, Fred Field and Haltio Cloyd.Fiukk B. Hauu.v, Principal.

BUSINESS PERSONALS.

Now is tho tiiuo to subscribeUmbrellasand jarasols at tho NoveltyFor a good cigar call on Mrs.N

Boyd

Go to the Novelty t lore for children'sclothing.

1'uro freuh candief, fruits and nuts ntthe Roseleaf.

A fine lino of gent's furnishings at lliorsoveliy More,

Buy your furuishiug of Jack Abrahamand tavc money.

For Sale Old papers, at this oflico,at 25 cents per hundred.

Iry the ice croam soda at the KandyKllCllCII. It 18 dellClOUB. I

I

assortment at Marsters'drus? store.Hats! hat! hats! Tue latesl. When..?

Just arrived at Osburu's now store.I

Dr. Cofitnuii has removed his office tottie Marsters' building, rooms 0 and 7,

.btuokera' articles of every descriptionauu me best Drauds of tobacco at theRoseleaf.

email prolits and quick sales is theprinciple of success. Thai's Jack Abraham's policy.

The Kandy Kitchuu, in llio Taylor AWilson building, is the place to go furpure fresh candies.

Try theKandy KitchenIce cream soda.

e nave no seconds or job lot goods.uur Mock :s best m nualitr for tf.nney. Novelty store.

you are in need of any thius in thebat line it will .. - . .. Ipay vUu iu examine mo i

wo stock at Oahnrn ..n .i.n an irr in all Ueennis Irom 'Si mil

up, hanginc thrown in. Hall nn a nf . . . .jiarHiers. irnn i nrnniru.1 i

your orders.wtMV'e tbe uso ot paying 'Sj ccnls

when you can get a good square meal forla cents. Mop at the Centra! hotel audbe convinced.

If you want a good suit of clothes fur alittle money call on II. C. Stautou. examine samples, gel the prices and leaveyour order with him.

Mrs. Lynue, a pupil of the late Pruf,Speranzi of Milan, Italy, gives vocal andpiano forto lessous. Terms reasonable"eswouce at Mrs. Parties.

if .it, .. ...i,uuuuv Hi.i IU Sliuer Willi nirnnand bunions, have your boots ami siioo.made at L. Introniinr,.'. Retiringneatlr ami nmtnr.il

U. Du Gas. nhvsiciau and surgeon.Oflico iir!airI . . 5nsu .'.UtI,..i. block.

w,.,-n"".- u uuitu Callsin town and country promptly answered.

Why palroniie traveling dentists whenDr. Davis will do your dental work agreat deal cheaper and sb good airain.Call and get his prices and Ins convinced.

J ust received our nem ttock of ric hatsnmtltoti. Straw hats at 7 cents andup. Men's fine calf shoes at $1.-1- audup. Cali and see them at Richards Bros.'Ilackct Slore- -

r "ajnes uas just ICiUIIIUJfrom tho East and opened dental narlor?.......,'. ..

i . ... .- uuuuiug, waero uo win no'IeeJ welcome arsons desiring dcu- -

lal work

. ugenourg is still on top. He I: r.ii . ...a iuu smca ot choice music, niu

sicai niHimniMMio ,"-- wiiui a.4t 17. HLLU1U.. ...ir.. . - . .uit., viouu fjirini!i ot iri mi.-iiitt-

. . ' 'J. J. Webb, tbe seenml lisn.i inrn;iii.u,

dealer in the Floed buildinL.. wn f ui.uuuuius, Jiiruibii i

80Wa ,n bli 1,00 ou ,1,B tuosl reasonableterm. r ...n , .w. wiiu iiuu t iiii i inniinn i

gooils aud prices.

ten cents saved is ten cents earne.1.Savoten cents by stotminir at tl c.onAra l rif l all A rwsn.. I . I r

V " wu "l"ro meai lor loceuts, beds tho same. Board and lod- .-

i.. a i. rn . " i

uvular fj.ou jier week.Those having second hand stmva.

uruilure, etc., for sale can receive themilium rasu price ijy ca inu unon v.

Ira, il. :. - . ...iiiiiiuuiu anu SUPIHV ilea er."'''!. aiile.... ..I l Ia.ouu oiicui uoseuurir. Ur.HufVQiirUrv. J MW.VO mill I I ;i I I'M II L I,

uuuie rtiiu gave tne Irpihl Vm, can I

out I l,om II iu "... . ..uvu. .uun;io uox iHciorv lor iphs IHaft .'nrllun.l r,-- t.V...I.UVI IH-ll-

. Rl Jn( COO .....8locl - J. Hum tit.

t Bigger, the iwiiklbo Ccutral Hotel, is doing a flourishing

business notwithetan.ling the general dopreseion. Ho sols a good table, hisPrlcos are low and ho makes eyory effort

please his patrons.

JT Webb basopened a second handstorecorner i

Second bobought and sold, and tho natronm nf" "....t.i:.. ....

i.uui.v; o reapccuuny solicited.":s uesinng monumental work.:it .t it i

""ou"u'6 "utkb on Uak street I

"r .bv ""... ' "".uiu. nieso wotkb nro

lul"'"h out somo linouimi work.

U0 a baskot ,ueol'"S at"va oeiiicmont school house, June.. 1'rf.p..!,;,,,, l 11 .. , ., .." ' uuu "Jta.":. 7?1.""l-u,n- "y "ov. u. N. Anncseverybody is invited to bring their- -

rjasitotq.

JOY AND PAIN.

If there were never any storm or rain,Fair days would ceaso to bo so rarp and sweet.It is when fainting on tlio dusty streetWo mind us of tho woods. Ah, then wo fainWould few among tho shadows onco a train!We mg for winter, when tho wjld storm? beatupon our ncaas wo pine for summer's heat.There in no Joy without somo loss or pain.To talfttllfo-aa-w- find It is the. artVI living weU. Ah, Jet us not forget,Jough lire bo dark today, therd may be yet,When Bumpier comes, much joy for each aid

heart)Perhaps God sends us trouhlo as a test,To seo if H jrljl ptovo us at ou best.

Henry Coyle in Boston Transcript.

HOW JACK PROPOSED

'It's no use," said Jaok, throwinghimself into my most comfortable easyBtiatr, and looking tho picture of mis-ery. "It's not g HJ of nsel"

"What isn't!" 1 asked."Trying toproposo to her," replied

jact"Why Isn'it?""Becanso I an'tl" moaned or,

rather howled the poor boy. savaceivkicking my wasto paper basket over.

"Why can't yon?""Beoauso I Wen't enough pluck."'Haven't yon?"

"Oh, confonnd your questionsl"yelled Jack, tumbling right backwardin ms acsperatiOn. "It's bad enough toP 'fantfcajly in lovo with tho most"aBU, 8 wnp over lived, and notioo3 mo uouraga enougn to put tueQuestion, withnnt h,vm tntho CrOSS PTamfnnfinn rst TnU.vuuuj nuu oreading for tho bar and wants to get

ouuyragging witnesses. Ii t".- JW

ing up, nnd looking liko ouo of thowiicnes in ".Macbeth." "I wnn't nT,.mit to itl

"All right, old man, all right,'said soothingly. ' Nobody wants youta"

Tho fact is, " said Jack, sitting downogam ana assuming a sepulchral tone,"if I don't bring it off, I'll I'll"

wnat:""I'll dlo of felo-de-se- ."

This was boiag legal with a venceance. Here was my dear chum sixmontns sinco tho brightest, happiest,merriest fellow in London deeply inlovo with a youne nerson rallprt fri--

(I don't to this day know her othername, jacic never mentioned it), andin mo oeptbs of desnnir hinca htcouiun c nrineit off." if T mn-- r cbis own terso phraseolocv. Wnconversations of this sort about sixtimes a day on tintan nverair. i- -

l - . ., . o-i

ueioro naa no tnreatened touiiiu uv etiner Dvrjisroi nr mnn

growled Jack hoarsely, and for tho mo-ment I believo ho was thoroughly inearnest

I thought I'd trv tho

bl3foolisuness, so I said:Fancy being knocked over in tMa

way by a puling girl, a weak, silly""""'i isn seven a now wom-an!"

Jack was all on firo in a moment"She's not a weak, online?. ;nr

ture, and sho is a new wnm.n, hnshouted, forgetting for tho nonce thatii is not altogether a desirable thing'touv,u,uowun rnatieminine novelty.

(Parentheticallv I mnv naV- - Cl,w iathat peoplo always end np defiances

of this kind with those mvstio word."So now." Why is it?)

Jact, I said, "writo to her. "Splendid idea!" said .Tank trhn

been thinking of different wars of nm.posing for six months and now hailedinai 01 aolDS " by post as entirely?,no d ori8l?al idea. "Hero goes, andlTTT awIny. old chap, for giving methe tip.

Seizini; quito a nnirn nf iinnnarwTJack scribbled and toro up about a doz-en proposals in writing. Then ho turnedround, almost crying, and said that hocouldn't do it that way, and ho wouldn't,and he'd hang himself, and perhapsthen sbo'd be sorry, and and andwhy was ho born?

My dear boy." Ihand on his shoulder in tho most father-ly way

a a.imaginable,

. . "let's talk over thoT !?,?Ieu-r- - I,ovr' suppose I proposo

"ISo," said Jack. "Sho'd thint-- T

was afraid to ask her myself and refuse- -

mo ou mo SPOt. ISO. I won't writo nn,1won t do it by proxy. Isn't thero somo

other way? Why don't you suggestsomething, yon trreat. Inno tdinf ?.stead of sitting there and grinning allnicht?"uikuk

inow. x wasn't j t i jbeen sutrcestinc (himm n tun: -.w Ul IIUJC, DUnaturallv I Wt mi,M. u-- t. r. . - umu murciurul"J"p wa3 ent

For somo timo Jack smntwiwithout speaking a word. After

y

about-- u minutes ot tnis ho laid down his pipeand began in a mrs- - nnnloft

"I say.""WOUr"llfl.ti .

. uy"u iU1UK 01 anyotnerwny ornronosniff?"ttm ,

iicoi u uower wuicn' TJlJ0Veran A n.mThen, if sho wants you, sho'll wear onemeaning, 1'our sentlmonta nrn r.5nr.UiM 1

Ijnn T.rhllll Itinnli . U ... ,1 1,. . - r "vuui uiMMvuv, smuuy oinerr

".--"NftW I I n uover been in Invn inmv Imp. and nnrn. infomi i juv, imu BU

found it rather hard toigivo Jack ad-vice Howover, I racked my brains andat longth evolved this startling method:

a tufuau iu uer inrongn nor latnerr"Ob, yon hopeless uiass of- - imhpnll.ityl" yelled Jaok, bouncing np and.grabbing his hat "Bow aril t tn rin ihnkwnen sno nasn't got a father?"

And ho flung himself outof tho roomin n towering passion and did not como-

S!" !.ff S?"e aP.e F.el,l

marriages and divorens urMnh .Wn,iin thoso families whinhT..i . .. .... .I"""4"-"-nam wua in iovo witn? Jo, thank' you.

. j

uimerBigiicu mat l no not allowdead animals bo buriod on my prom--iscs, at Rosoburg, Oregon, or garbacBidumpod thereon or sand or gravol takentuoreirom, unless tho party taking samlor gravel first contract with mo for tberight to so do.

rp . i . .iiuMjiiiooerM win no prosecuted ae--i

cording to law. Aaron Rosk.Roseburg, Oregon, March 17th, 1891

Buy your cigara at tho Koseleaf.

1," . .. ':,?.n. ' Loouy.' at lhL".r.!:! l? '""I1

ot

it

an

to

I had not qulto como down to earningmy living by boing a lovo rocistrar.

Well, yon will no doubt want to hearhow Jack really did propose In tollingyon 1 must givo yon plainly to understand that I am only ropoatrng whatJaok told me. J was not an oyowitnes3of the heart rending sceno. It was likethis:

I was sitting one afternoon trying tofind, instances of men marrying theirmotners-m-la- (inevor camo across onewho did yet), under an .encyclopediaheading called "Matrimonial Madness,Types of," when Jack suddenly burstinto tho room with his faco all aglowwttii cloiight.

"I'fo dono it!" ho shouted.I shut up tho encyclopedia with a

bang. No need to go on looking fortypes or matrimonial madness whenhad pno in front of mo, J thought

"How?" I nsked coldlv. "How didyon do it?"

My manner did not damp him in tholeast.

"I did it this very afternoon, andI'll tell you all about it"

Ho eat down closo to me. breathingvery hard, and commenced:

"You must know that Cissy told molast night that sho was going down to.uevonsnire today to stay with her auntYou can bet J felt cut np. Well, aftereomo hesitation, I asked her whetherho would allow mo to seo her off at

Paddington? She demurred a little, andthen said, 'Yes.' You can't think whata pretty way sho has of sarintr 'Yes.Well don't ho impatient, I'm comingto it yon may feel nfeftv suro that Iwas at Paddington an hour beforo shourovo up. And when sho did. arrive youcan imagino how I looked after her, andgot her ticket, and saw that her boxeswere labeled, and bought her all theillustrated papers and a luncheon basket,anu torn tno guard to keep an eye onher, and all that sort of thing.

"Sho wa3 so awfully nico that I almost went crazy when I thought of herbeing away for a month, all amonglot of other beggars. Well, sho took herseat, and I tipped tho guard to lock thedoor and not let any ono olso in. I wanted to havo that last fivo minutes all tomyself, yoa see?

"So sho niado herself comfortableand told mo I looked awfully red, andjudging by my feelings I should thinkI looked quito purple. Well don't boin a hurry tlio guard whistled andcalled, 'bland, away, pleasol' and thotrain began to movo slowly out of thostation. Just to say 'Goodby' I got ontho footboard and put my hand in attno window. I had said 'Goodby' 12times already, and sho looked so prettyand all that tint I suddenly scrowed upmy courago and said:

"'Cissy, wfllyou?'"Tho guard, called.out, 'Stand away,

please, thero I' but I kept on tho footboard, and Cissry said, 'Oh, get off, please.You'll be.hura'

Tno train was coins faster bv thistime, but I stuck: tbeno and yelled out:Will you? Will your'

Sho looked awfully scared all thoporters and guards and', passengers werosnouting at me by this time and said:'Ob, do get off. Will I what?'

We wero almost at tho end of thoplatform now, but I still held on, andsaid: 'Will you? Will ycra? You knowwhat I mean. '

"Sho blushed awfully and said: 'Praypray get off! Ob, what lo you mean?

Will I what? Do get off!'"Wowero just at tho end of tho plat

form now, but I was determined not toget off.

" 'Will you? You know, will you?'"'What?'" 'Marry me:'"Thero wero about 100 porters rush

ing up tho platform to pall nio off, butI still hung ou and waited for her answer, bho looked at mo most imploring-ly and said:

" 'Do get off, dear Jack, do!'"I shouted out: 'Will you? Say!'"And sho answered, 'Yes.'"I jumped off just as wo got outside

tho station, fell down, and two porterssnatched mo out of harm's way. I gavethem a sovereign each and took a cabhero to tell you about it"

"In theoventof her refusing to marryyou," I said in my best legal manner,

you will not bo eutitled to any damages for breach of promise, as tho defendant's assent was obtained undercompulsion."

But Jack didn't caro in tho least formy law.

Tho sickening part of it was that thogirl really was in lovo with him andbad been waiting for him to ask herquite as long as ho had been hesitating.

Thoy committed tho fatal act tho other day aud havo gono to Nico for thohoneymoon. Bah ! Million.

Mountain Vegetation In Africa.Mr. Scott Elliott has been investi

gating tho botany of Rnweuzori, thogiant mountain of central Africa. Up to7,000 feet ho found grass and cultivation. Then begins tho forest, which, npto 8, COO feet, consists of deciduoustrees, sometimes with thick undergrowth, sometimes quito open, with aprofusion of forns, mosses aud creepers.trom 6,600 to 9, COO feet bamboosgrow, and tho predominant feature istho wetness of everything. Onlv veryfew watery plants grow among tlioroots. Above 9, COO feat tree heathertakes tho placo of bamboo and seems toextend to tho snow, which Mr. Elliottcould not reach, aud even beyond. Inono attempt to reach tho summit hofound what seems to him tho AIniuolady's mautlo. On tho mountain birdsand animals aro extremely scarce Hosaw a sun bird, green, yellow aud crim-son, abovo 10,000 feet, nnd also saw arobin and a goldfinch.

Heath by Crucifixion.Death by crucifixion that is, by tho

cross was of eastern origin and hadbeen iu uso among tho Pcrsiaus andCarthaginians long beforo its employ-ment in western countries. Alexandertho Great adopted it iu Palestine. Itwas not a Jewish punishment KansasCity Times.

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AGT0ES BY NATDBE.

LL ARE SUCH, ACCORDING TO AN

INSTRUCTOR IN STAGECRAFT.

Every Child, Ho Saya, Is Born an Actor, bnttho Gift la In 3Iost Cases Soon Marred bySelf Consciousness Early Training- - andlis Powerful Effect.

"Tho ability to express, in voico andfaco and motion, tho ideal which themind conceives is tho actor's talismanof success," said awoll known instructor in ono of tho dramatic schools whenasked to define tho essential qualificatlon of ah aspirant for dramatic honors."Not to represent a character, but to boit, is what wins tho audience. Greatearnestness cqunts, of course, and delicacy of conception, careful training, experience, and all that, but completeabandon to tho emotions of tho momentIs what sways mon's minds. That iagenius!

"Every child is a born actor," howent on, "and to prove that wo havoonly to watch tho expression and movements of a littlo child when it is in aroom by itself and is unaware of spectators. It will bo imitating in pantomimealternately tho persons and animals itknows or has seen. Enter the room andask tho littlo one to do that over forauntio or uncle, or whoever it may be,and immediately thero is a change. Selfconsciousness has como in with tholooker on, and tho child is constrainedand shy. The graco of movement, thobright, animated gesture and inimitableexpression aro gone. As tho child growsolder tnis constraint, this repression, increases, particularly in America, where,Irom babynood, sho is taught to disguiseher real feelings. 'You must not laughaloud, it isn't refined; you must walkquietly and sedately and not attract at-tention. '

'This is a samploof tho lesson of Eelfrepression, inculcated line upon line,precept upon precept, day after day, until tho real nature becomes walled inwithin tho artificial one. When thatgirl gets to bo 20 or more, sho has ayearning for tho stage. Sho feels thatEho can portray some of tho characterswhich so interest and appeal to her. Shoenters a dramatic school: but alas, itis too late. Tho desiro to act is there,and tho accurate conception, but tho artificial rouhno so instilled by preceptand practice has becomo inextricablyinterwoven with the natural instinct,and it cannot bo eradicated. She is inthe shackles of self consciousness.

'My greatest find in tho last year ortwo," continued tho speaker, "is ayoung Pennsylvania girl who camo tomo with her mother last season. 'Mydaughter has been educated in Paris,and sho is most anxious to sq on thoJstagc. fane feels that she can do something in that lino and will not bo contented until she tries, ' said tho mother.I looked at tho girl, who sat quietly by.with rather an indifferent expression onher iace, and was not prepared to findin her anything very promising. Showas about 17, very dark and quite goodlooking, i asked her to recite something.She stood up and began to repeat a poemabout an Indian nurse. Tho nurso wasfester mother to a king's son, had nursed him at her breast along with herownchild of tho samo age. In a revolutiontho mob camo to kill tho king's son,and tho nurse, in loyalty to her sov-ereign, substituted her baby for tho heirto the throne. Beforo tho girl was halfthrough with tho story I had to stopher. Tho tears wero running down herchecks, and I realized that my own eyeswere moist That girl is going to make anamo for herself. Sho seemed to acquireby intuition what other pupils wouldtake months to learn. I attribute her ex-

traordinary power of expression to herhaving been brought up in Paris, freeand unconstrained in an atmospherewhore every ono is enthusiastic and isnot ashamed of it and whera emotionis expressed naturally.

After a brief interval of instructionplaced her on tho road where sho

would como directly in contact with thetechnicalities of tho business and havotho advantage of being with a goodcompany. It will not bo long beforo thopublic hears from her.

It has been my cxperienco that thoFrench, Italian, Spanish, Mexican, Hebrew any of thosoutheru races possessthis nameless abandonment, this per-sonal magnetism, as it were, in excessof any other nation," continued thospeaker. "And whero it is found in aneminent degree iu Americans they gen-erally have somo strain of foreign blood.Americans mako unsurpassed characteractors that is, when wo wish to per-soua- to

miners, westerners, Now Eng- -Ianders, farmers, darkies, any of thoanous phases of typical American life,

wo find amplo material right at hand.If, however, wo wish to depict a drawing room sceno with setting complotoand to tho life, wo must call on a foreign country for tho actors. It is a lam-entable fact that, so far as tho stago isconcerned, wo mnst go to England forour gentlemen. For sonic reason tholeisure class iu America, tho men ofbreeding and culture, when choosing aprofession, do not select tho stage. Itmay bo that tho calling of an actor isnot looked upon, on this sido of tho water, as Mifiicieutly dignified; but, bethat as it may, of all the applicants forhistriouic honors in this country only afew of them are recruited from tho

;uiks of recognized gentlemen's sons.Iu England it is different Thero aronumber.- ol" younger sons there whohavo no money, who aro debarred from

omg into trado ou account of tho family escutcheon, who havo not tho mental ability to become doctors and lawyers, and lo whom tno stagu offers apractical and interesting solution of thodilemma. They mako first class actorsfor tho parts wo need, becanso thov possess tho one indi'jijiensablo qualificationof having como straight from the draw-ing room, briugiug their faultless man-ners with them." New York Sun.

Treasurer's Notice.Notice is hereby given to sill ersous

holding city of Roseburg warrants, in-

dorsed prior to ami including Nov. 7tli,IS!':!, to present tho samo at the treasurer's otlice in llio Fiist National bank forpayment, as interest will cease thereonafter tint dale- of this notice.

J. C. SiiEfiiiMN, Treasurer.Roseburg, June 10, IS93.

Turn out oycry body Friday evening tohear tho popular lecturer on tho sceuesaud incidents of tho jebelliou. -

A DESPERATE STRUGGLE.

Captain Jack Crawford's 3Ildnight Adren--tnre With an Apache Indian.

When within a few feet of whera Istood, tho stalwart savage, his mmgleaming with hatred, lifted his knifaand sprang toward me. I leaped for-ward to moet him and succeeded ingrasping tho hand which held the weap-on, and with a grip like a vise held toit He clinched with me, and a terriblestrugglo ensued. We fell to tho groundand rolled over and over in our desper-at-o

strugglo for the supremacy, yet Iclung to his wrist, for my life dependedon preventing him from using the knife.In our struggle I noted that wo werenearing tho brink of the precipice, andI hoped wo would go over, for death Inthat manner was preferable to beingslaughtered by a savage hand, and therewas keen satisfaction in tho thoughtthat my enemy would dio with me.Nearer and nearer we rolled in our fear-ful struggle for tho mastery, I endeav-oring to roll over tho brink, ho to pre-vent it, until at last, to my great satisfaction, I felt tho edgo of the cliff beginto crumble beneath me, and down Wawent

Wo struck the bottom heavily, and tomy astonishment neither of us seemedto ba greatly injured. I fell almost un-derneath him, and in a moment ho suc-ceeded in getting me on my back andsat astride of my prostrate form. Hehad dropped his knife in our fall, andseizing me by tho long hair near eachear began to beat-m- y head against theground in an endeavor to stun mo intoinsensibility.

Thump! thump! thump! my head wasbeaten against the ground, and an an cryvoico greeted my. ears.

I'll teach yon to grab mo that wayand choke me half to death (thump!thimp!) and then roll out of bed withme. (Thump! thump!) What's tho mai--ter with you? Are you crazy?"

It was my wife. Sho sat astride ofme, and at almost every word gave mrhead a thump against tho carpeted floorof our bedroom.

It wa3 all a hideou3 dream. In mdesperation I had seized her, and wehad a terrible struggle, finally fallingout of bed upon tho floor. CaptainJack Crawford in Homo and Country.

A CHICAGO TRICK.

Bnt Somehow the Drummer Couldn't Seemto 3Iake It Work.

'I saw a queer trick in Chicago theother day," said tho drummer as halighted a fresh cigar and pared his nailswith his pocketknife.

Of course two or threo of the groupwanted to know all about it and hecon tinned:

"One of you let me havo a clean tlbill for a moment Ah, that's a daisyof a bill just off tho press last week.Now, then, I lay tho bill face downward on tho floor thus. Tho chap whodid the trickwas not a professional j'ng- -gier, out ne did it with neatness anddispatch. I don't say I can do it myself.bat I'll try."

But what is tho trick?"Why, I tako my knifo and cut tho

bill lengthwise so. Then I cut it cross-wise so. That divides the bill into fourequal portions, doesn't it?"

Every one in tho group answered thatit did, and tho drummer gazed at thepieces awhilo and said:

"Tho trick is to blow tho pieces to-gether so that tho edges will unite. TheChicago man did it, but just how Icouldn't find out Let's see. I will nowblow. Ah, they do not unite. I willblow again"

"What in tho Old Harry aro you try-ing to do?" demanded tho owner of thobill.

"Why, I'm trying to blow the piecestogether," innocently replied the drum-mer.

"But you can't do it.""No, I see I can't. Tho Chicago man

did it, but I'm not on to tho trick. Heraare tho four pieces, and I guess you'llhavo to get a bottle of mucilage and asheet of paper and paste them together.Awfully cnte trick, but I can't do itWish I could, but I can't"

Ami, strangely enough, tho owner oftho bill looked at tho pieces, and fromthe pieces to tho drummer and back,and then called tho drummer a doubledyed idiot and walked off with the decla-ration that ho'd liko to punch some-body's beat! Detroit Free Press.

lias Fan With His Coffee."Some folks can't drink coffee unless

it's hot," said Mr. Goslington, "and Idon't liko coffee unless it is freshlymade and served hot, but I like todrink it through all its varying phasesfrom hot to pretty nearly cold. I like asip ot it, when first poured, withoutsugar or any milk or cream, when itsaroma is fresh and puncent and complete and quito unmarred by the admix-ture of any foreign substauce whatever.Then I put in tho usual quantity of sug-ar and of cream, and then you have thecup of coffee in its highest normal state,and how delightful it is! Then, as Idrink it, I add more cream. Tho re-mainder becomes more and more dilut-ed, cooler and lighter and lighter incolor. Tho coffeo flavor becomes morecud more attenuated, but it is neverthe-less keenly defined, and it so continuesto tho end. Tho last of tho cup is onlytinged with tho color of tho coffeo. It isnot cold, but nearly so. By contrastwith what you havo drunk it is grate-fully cool. A sip of cream with a coffeebouquet, and you set down the cup witha friendly feeling for it for what it hascontained." Now York Sun.

Honest l'eople.A correspondent of tho Philadelphia

Press, writing from Normandy, says:"So few tourists pass this way that theanswers to your first inquiries are like-ly to bo discouraging. 'Which is thehouse of Charlotte Corday?' 'She cannotbeloug to these part's. Wo do not knowher!' 'But sho died a long time ago,persists tho tourist 'They guillotined,her because sho killed Marat' 'Sir,this is a country of honest people. Thereare no assassins hero.' "

MONEY LOANED.

First Mortgages on Improved FarmProperty Negotiated.

Wo aie prepared to negotiate firstmortgages upon improved farina iu Ore-

gon, with eastern parties at it rale of in-

terest not to exceed 9 ppr cent, perannum.

Mortgages renewed that have beentaken by other companies.

AddreHs with stamp:Mekvi.v Swouts,

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