HOCKEY

FORUM TONIGHT, 8 P .M .

Vol. XXI,

VANCOUVER, B.C ., FRIDAY, JANUARY 1.3, 1939

No. 23

vosrPublished Twice Weekly by The Publications Board of The University of British Columbi a

PEP MEET

TODAY

CAMPUS CLUBS MAY SAVEBIG PART IN OPEN HOUS EFEBRUARY 11TH WILL BE DATE FOR U .B .C.'S

AT HOME . BILL BACON TO BE IN CHARGE

This year's "Open House," which will be held on Saturday ,February 11, will be in charge of Bill Bacon of the UniversityEngineering Society .

Bacon, who helped with last year's Open Day, will work in

conjunction with W.U.S . and M.U.S. in handling a committee ,

which will co-operate with the Faculty in making all necessar y

arrangements .Those appointed to the above committee are : Carson Mo-

Guire, Jack Davis, Bill Bacon, Darrell Braidwood, Len Sin kand L. Garvie,

FROSH ELECTOFFICERS ONTUESDAY 17th

THUNDERBIRD PUCKMENMEET AIRFORCE TONIGHT

DIFFERENT OPINIONSDespite the fact that there have

been different opinion on the cam -pus as , to whether or not "OpenHouse" should be held this year,those in charge feel that they willbe successful in promoting theventure in this, its second successiv eyear .

Dean Buchanan is in favor of theOpen Day, and believes that th ecommittee will be able to find th erequired funds. Dean Finlayson I.also in favor . The Faculty is, how-ever, divided in opinion .

The Student.' Council has divide dthat "Open House" will in futurebe held every second year.

CAMPUS CLUBSThere are two reasons why i t

should be considerably better thisyear than In the past. Firstly, theArtamen will be taking part fortheir second year, and will bene-fit by the experience which theyhave gained, and secondly, becaus eIt is hoped to have a number ofthe campus clubs taking part.In 1938 the University was not open

during the morning of "Open House"day . It is expected that this year's"At Home" will be an all-day feat-ure .

A great deal of help will be neededIn the preparation of "Open House, "end the committee in charge will beglad to enlist the services of anyvolunteers .

BLAST DESTROYSSCIENCE BUILDIN G

AT MANITOBA U .Winnipeg. Jan. 12 (Cup) t Explod-

ing propane gas practically wreckedthe science building of the Univer-sity of Maaltoba here at eight twentyThursday morning.

Originating apparently in the thir dfloor botany laboratories the blastblew out all the windows on thatfloor, hurled down partitioning walls,and destroyed part of the ceiling.

Two workmen present in th ebuilding are in the Victoria HospitalWinnipeg .

They were badly burned and wil lnot be recovered for three weeks .

The damage to the building is esti-mated at upwards from $65,000 .

Fire breaking out after the blas twas controlled and extinguished be-.fore further damage was done .

The larger part of the Botan ymuseum was destroyed, and all ex-periments in the building were ruin-ed by the fierce blasts of air whic hrushed through the building leavin ga trail of wreckage .

Walls on the second floor wereshaken and cracked wherever gaspipes ran throughout the building.Walls were blow out and the plumb-ing wrecked .

The debris hurled through th ewindows included the tops and draw-ers of a table, window frames, andbotanical specimens. The hat of on eof the injured men was found i nthe football field one hundred yard sfrom the building .

The beautiful stained glass win-dows and marble tiling of the facult yand common rooms were destroyed .

The cause of the explosion is un-explained . Propane gas is an odorles sgas, but it is understood that it i smixed in the university plant wit hmaterials giving it a detectabl esmell .

The force of the explosion may b elathered from the fact that the firs t:loot mob's, locked at the time, wer eblown open, and Inks and hinge ssmashed .

The building is closed to everyone iat present, and an investigation i spending,

CSA TO STARTCAMPAIGN FORSCHOLARSHIPSCanada's half-million dollar na-

tional ;scholarship campaign, beckeidby the Canadian Student Assembly ,gets under way this week on th eU.B,C. campus with the official ,,ap-proval of Students' Council ,

At the regular Monday eveningmeeting Council gave its approvalto the national scholarships cam-paign under the chairmanship o fClarence Idyll .

$500 EACH.The C.S .A. scholarship campaign ,

at present being carried out on al lcampusea of Canadian universities ,has as its objective the securing o fa federal grant in March of $000,00 0to be divided into one thousand $500awards for brilliant but needy stu-dents in each of the nine provinces .From present plans such awardswould be made by provincial boardsin such numbers as population an dfinancial, as well as scholastic re-quirements made necessary . Themeans by which this objective will begained is by securing the support o fcitizens in communities throughou tCanada to apply pressure to theirlocal members in Ottawa, and meet-ings, radio programs, and methods o fpersonal contact have been arranged .

A resolution for a bill to provid efor national scholarships was intro-duced in Parliament in 1937 by PaulMartin, liberal M.P. from Ontario,and, although it was supported byseveral members, it wee defeatedthrough lack of support.The U.B .C. campaign committee ,

under Clarence Idyll, has held tw omeetings in the last few days, a twhich primary organization work hasbeen carried out In co-operation withthe national executive in EasternCanada ,

Sub-committees on campus en-dorsement, statistics for the carryin gon of the campaign in Vancouve rand Provincial High Schools, in th elesser towns throughout the province ,and in service clubs, have been ar-ranged for and the preliminarygroundwork for ways and means lai dby the local executive.

(Continued on Page 2 )See C.S .A .

I never Saw a Purple Cow ;I never Hope to See one ;

But I can Tell you, Anyhow,I'd rather See than Be one.

And above you see the original—the one and only—Purple Cow, 'Ti.being whispered about that "Purple,"as she is called by those who knowher well, is rapidly displacing ourfamous Rosalind in popularityamong our local bovine fanciers.Professor King of the Animal Hus-bandry Department is her owner,and, we have It on best authoritythat La Cow will be another of th efeatures of the 1939 super-Totem ,

8o if you haven't ordered yours ye t(Totem not Cow) do so immediately ,

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By PAT KEATLE YFresh! Come one, come all—eve n

if you come feet first !Elections for the president and

executive of Arta '42 will be heldTuesday, January 17, nomination sare now In order, and will closeJanuary 15 .This will be the- first election unde r

the new ruling requiring notice inadvance, and a list of ten names onthe nomination sheet .

Only one nomination is in to date ,that of Bob MacFarlane, , for presi-dent. Nominees for all offices areexpected to register shortly. Council ,acting through Davis and apRoherts,la of course in charge .

Greenlee are taking their usua llethargic interest in the whole thing.Your raving reporter uncovered thefollowing :

A sweet young freshener "Whatelection? "

A fraternity rushee : "I'm just soexcited . , . 1"

A fresh humorist : "Sure I voted,Pitman got in."

A pusaled fresh: "Election night !Oh, Hoy!"This 1s not good enough, say Coun-

cillors. Arts '42 has got to ring th ebell, and ring it hard. By hook orcrook, ' the vote must be the largestever. No crook will be allowed, sofresh are urged to hook all thei rfriends in to the polls.

Fresh! Apple expects everyGreenle to do his Duty! Vote !

INVASIO NPROGRA MCOMPLETE D

Three to four hundred excite dVarsity students, accompanied by theVarsity Band, will wake up the sleep ytown of Victoria on February 4, theoccasion being the annual invasion .

Evan apRooberta. Junior Member ,In charge of the arrangements,promises It to be the greatest yet—and the price Is only $3.00 for thetrip. The boat will leave here at8 .00 a.m. and will arrive home at1.80 a.m,

PROGRAM FOR INVADERS.Transportation will be supplied to

the McKechnie Cup Game, when th eVarsity team plays Victoria Reps . Westill have a chance to win the cup ,in spite of the fact that the Victori amen defeated U .B .C . on their recentvisit here .

Then the luxurious Empress Ho-tel will be the netting for the teadance being arranged by the Vic-toria students for V.B.C. The coa tof this exciting affair is only OOe ,for tea alone, 80c.Any one of Victoria's famed tea

rooms may be chosen for dinner.A monster basketball game between

Victoria Dominoes and the Varsity(Continued on Page 3 )

See INVASION

"College Night" at Forum;Pep Meet at Noon Today

By ORME DIERThunderbirds on skates are the central attraction of a monste r

College Night featured at the Hastings Park Forum tonight a teight when the Varsity Iee Hockey team plays the Air Force squa din the second game of a double header in the Senior League .

Tho league-leading New Westminster Clubs engage th eDumont outfit in the opening game, and an exhibition of fanc yskating will' be held in the intermission between the two games .

This is the 'first time in hockey.history that Varsity has ever giventheir knights of the ice any realsupport, and with the band out i nfull force to "Hall U.B.C" the blueand gold squad to victory, the me nwho wield the hickory for the honorand glory of their Alma Mater areodd-on favorites to repeat thei rformer decisive win over the airmen.RESERVE TICKETS FREE

Those lucky 'students' who pickup special reserve seats at thequad box office today on showingtheir student panes. will not onlysee two of the, best hockey gamesscheduled by the Vancouver SeniorLeague, but will also have a chanceto see four of the finest exhibitionsof fancy skating in western Can-

ada.The Lambeth Walk on skates high -

lights this part of the program, wit hMary and Joan Taylor tripping th elight fantastic,' of the English danc eon their shining blade.. The Woodsgirls combine in a clever duet tha tis well known all up and down th ePacific coast for Its grace an drhythm .FANCY FANCY SKATING !

Mary Taylor then renders a solonumber, and Four Scotch Girls d oc modified version of the Highlan gfling as the grand finale to the fanc yskaters' part of the program .

No less than 100 of His Majesty' sAir men are turning out en masse t ogive vocal and moral support to theirheroes of the hockey rink, and th eflyers claim to have mustered acheering 'section that will drown outnot only the Varsity band, but thestudent supporters as well.

So If you have a good voice andlike a good old fashioned knock-'em-down and drag-'em-out hockey brawlthat puts Shakespeare and Poe toshame for sheer drama and suspense .get your reserve ticket right nowand be at the Forum at 9 p .m. Fri-day night ,PEP MEET TOO

Stan Patton and his hockey-ma dorchestra appear In the auditoriu mtoday noon to stir up interest in thegame and if you enjoy his music, weguarantee you will enjoy the hockeygame ten times more. It Is evenreported that one of our more en -lightened fraternities is using thegame as a rushing function .

Remember the Thunderbirds aregunning for the title this year, theyneed your support, the game isfree, and the band will be there.We'll be seeing you toot

FILM SOCIETY GIVES

TRIAL BROADCAST

OF OPERA SATURDAY!

Saturday morning at 10 .55 in theAuditorium the Film Society wil lagain reproduce the opera from th eMetropolitan .

This is to be a trial presentationand only if it meets with successwill the policy be continued.This presentation of "Don Giovan-

ni" by Mozart will come by lease dwire direct to the University fromthe stage of the Metropolitan Oper aHouse in New York City . It is repro-duced here by RCA High Fidelit yequipment, used through the cour-tesy of the Extension Departmen tand CBR .

'Richard Crooks, tenor, and Eliza-

beth Rethberg, soprano, will be fea-tured in the leading roles, appearin g

_I'hOtO by Ted Underhill as don Ot.tevlo and Donna Anna .

PROM QUEEN

NOMINATIONS

DUE MONDAY

The date of the Junior Prom at th eSpanish Grill comes closer and closer—to be exact January 26, just 13days away, and excitement growsapace as plans are disclosed for agayer Prom than has ever been seen.

Before the great day, however ,there are plans to be made, queensto be nominated, and tickets to b esold. Nominations for Prom queenmust be in to the A .M.S. office byJanuary 18 at the latest, each ac-companied by at least eight signat-ures .

There is not much time left sothose who want their favorite tobe in the running must hurry andsend in the nomination properlyfilled out.Tickets will definitely be limited

to 800, including those issued to classmembers.

PASS AND TICKET !Class tickets may be obtained at

the quad box office, Thursday, Fri-'day, Saturday and Monday noon ofnext week, also on Tuesday after-noon following the Pep meet unti l0 o'clock . The tickets will be issuedon receipt of passes, but both passand ticket must be presented at th emoor when entering the dance .

Remember that passer are nottransferable! They will be scrutin-ized at the door, and any showingdiscrepancies will be Investigatedand action taken by the disciplinecommittee.Attendance at the Prom is not

necessary to have a vote in the elec-tion of the queen. Every member ofArts '40 may vote merely by havin ghis pass initialed and giving hisname when voting.

LIMITED SALESTickets to outsiders at $8 .00 per

couple or $1 .75 per person are now onsale . and will be until sales reach100. They will then be held over unti lcessation of class sales when the ywill be reopened until the limit of800 I. reached. After this point nofurther tickets will be sold .

Mart Kenny and his ever popu-lar orchestra will conduct the pure-ly musical pep meet on Tuesday ,January 23, as well as playing atthe dance itself . The prospectivequeens will be introduced at thePep meet where presentations mayhe made to them.Patrons at the Prom will includ e

Dr. and Mrs . L. S. Klinck, Dean an dMrs . Daniel Buchanan, Dr. and Mrs .W. Ure, and Dean M . L. Bollert .

SYMPHONY AGAIN

FEATURES BAC H

The second in the new aeries o fsymphony programs being presentedby the Department of University Ex-tension will be heard as usual nex tSunday at 5 o'clock over CBR .

This program, like the first, willbe devoted to the works of J . S .Bach and will indicate the variet yof the compositions of this classi cmaster. Professor Dilworth will in 'troduce each selection with brie fcomments.The broadcast will include a Ga-

votte played by Landowska on th eharpsichord, "Courantes" played bySegovia on the guitar, a Saraband eplayed by Menuhin as a violin solo,a concerto for two violins by Enesc oand Menuhin as well as excerpt sFrom the mighty Mass in 13 Minor .

The program will close with th ecelebrated Toccata and Fugue in I )Minor .

HERE TODAY

STAN PATTON

Free Hocke yGames Tonight ;Noon Pep Mee t

ANOTHER •COOP FOR THE TOTEM!

A snappy Pep Meet, designed toentertain you as well as stir up you rflghtin' blood for the hockey gamestonight, will be staged in the Audi-torium today at 12.80.

Providing the music will beStan. Patton and his orchestra ,currently featured at the AlmaAcademy, and vocalist Betty Annwill sing your favorite tunes as youlike 'em sung.In addition to music, sweet an d

swung, you will enjoy, at no addi-tional cost, an exclusive previewglimpse of the Varsity Hockey tea mwho will be presented to you fromthe stage .FREE FOR NOTHING !

And remember, kiddies, the en-tertnlnment at the Forum Isn'tcosting you a penny! Just present

.your student pass at the Quad box- .office today at noon and you'll re •calve (for nothing) a ticket ad-mitting you to "College Night."Between the two games of fast,

hard hockey you'll be diverted by a nexhibition of fancy skating whic hwill provide a considerable contras tt .o the ice antics of the hickory wield-ers .

Music for "College Night" will b esupplied by the Varsity Band.

aJust so you won't miss any-

thing, we'll remind you again : PepMeet at 12.80, and Hockey at 8o'clock at the Forum,

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THE UBYSSEY

Friday, January 13, 1939

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EditorialsOPEN HOUSE

In only a little over five weeks, o . "'ebruary 11, the universit ywill put before the public another "Open House" demonstrationof the work done at the university . The committee in chargeprobably does .not realize the quantity of work involved in th epreparation of the exhibits . Even though many of the depart-ments have anticipated the event and have preliminary prepara-tions, five weeks hardly seems stiMeient to execute such a tremen-dous undertaking.

Although the groups working on demonstrations will benefitgreatly from their experience of last year it will take the earnes twork of every student if "Open Huose" is to be successful . Wesincerely hope that a sufficiently large group of workers will assis tthe director, Bill Bacon, in order that he will not have to neglec this academic work entirely.

This A/N r GONNA Sror/I%r, 'cM Irrwv T.SC/ENCFZ5'ALf. I

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Dear Editor :Last night about 1 :30 my girl Chlo-

rophyll reminded me I had to writea column for you today . Gosh, Ed, Iforgot clean about it but realised youhadda have something for the space,f am sending the above pitcher .

This gentleman personifies t h espirit of Science—dauntless . He's go tno car—no girl—and he's only hal fthere himself—but still he's going tothe Science Brall, And no wonder.

The Science Ball, to be held this yearFebruary 16, is going to be superswell. Tickets are only $3 .00 a coupl eand will be sold only to Sciencemen .It will be preceded by a monster Pepmeet to which Artamen can come butthe jokes will be over their heads !

THE SMUG EDITO R

xHis Mark .

By PROX Y

It's an amazing thing, when youcome to think of it, how many peo-

ple believeON CHEWING GUM. what they see

in print. It'snot quite so astounding, however, todiscover that most of the people whobelieve what they read are those whohave learned very little more thanjust how to read.

The latter statement may be veri -fied, I think, by a quick glancearound at those whose literary recre-ation is taken in the fields of pulp-magaslnes, bill-boards, and comic -strip ads for Grape-nuts, yeast cakes ,dentifrices—and chewing gum .

It's a fact. The gum-ohewingestpeople in the world today are th eshop-girls. taxi-pilots, telephone op-erators, etc . Even a low salary wil lbuy a nlgkel magazine . And suchpublications fairly scream oral hy-giene from every page . Mary Smithlands the big job because of a beau-tiful smile enhanced by gleamingteeth ; Jane Doe gets her man be -cause her teeth are pearly ; and al-though Pepsodent does a certainamount of this good work, Mr . Wrig-ley would have us believe that he isCupid, prettily done up in garnishwrappers, Ave in a bundle for anickel,

By this time. You 're probablythinking that I'm a crank aboutgum-chewing. That I think it'scheap, vulgar, and corny . Nothing isfarther from the truth . But let's goon.

Very few students at U.B.C ., Ihope, read Liberty or such magazines .But I know some read Esquire andother fifty-centers. And even these"top" matte advertise gum. Butwhether etudes read the ads or not,some of them chew gum. Not verymany, I'll admit, but a few . A bit ofresearch shows that between 150 and200 packets are sold every week inthe Oaf .

Now I'm not going to insult ourcampus gum-chewers by suggestingthat they believe the ads. I'm posi-tive that anybody with a trainedmind wouldn't chew gum because hethinks it is good for the teeth an dgums .

So there must be another reason .And, so far as I'm concerned, ther ecan be only one . If university peoplearen't susceptible to modern Ameri-can high-pressure advertising, theymust chew gum of their own freewill . They chew gum because theylike to chew gum. Just as I do.

What the lower aunt-chewin gclasses don't understand, and whatwe of the university do, is that gumchewing, in many cases, is a mean sof overcoming inhibitions, of defeat-ing an inferiority complex, of sub-limating nervous energy. In this ca-pacity, gum has a definite value, an dfulfills a definite demand in the lifeof modern, high-strung youth .

Well, this problem might have beenapproached from a different angle.But at last we come to the big point .

I can understand why gum-chew-ing is not permitted in public andhigh school classes . In the first place ,those poor kids haven't yet learnedto think for themselves . They hav eto be told that they're displayingdefinite mob characteristics whenthey chew gum . And besides, discip-line has to be taught in some way—and gum affords the opportunity .

.B ..t here, when we are dealing withgrown-ups who have learned to thinkfor themselves, and when we are pre-sented with definite psychologica lproof as to the value of chewin ggum, the high school attitude seemsto be a bit superfluous. We've all bee nthrough that, or we wouldn't be here .

And now that we're here, and onour own, so to speak, it seems hardlynecessary to point out that we shoul dbe given credit for enough intelli-genbe to form our own decisions asto whether or not we wish to chewgum.

I would like to go on record ashaving wondered what parliamentaryright a professor has to insult a stu-dent in front of all his—or her—classmates, for doing a bit of innocu-ous gum-chewing . And I'm warningall professors, here and now, that thefirst one who speaks to me aboutchewing gum in class will receive acarton of Wrigley's, by return mail .

My parents told me not to smoke :I don't ;

Or listen to a naughty joke :I don't ;

They make it clear I must not winkAt pretty girls, or even thin kAbout intoxicating drink :

I don't .To dance or flirt is very wrong :

I don't ;Wild youths like women, wine an d

song :I don't ;

I kiss no girls, not even one ,I do not know how it is done :You wouldn't think I'd have muc h

funI don't .

And here is what my fan mai l(God bless her!) brought me In replyto my poem of last Tuesday :Oh if you were a kangaroo

With all his funny stances,You'd never get a girl, Dear Lew ,

Who'd go with you to dances !

Thought of the week: Many arural romance starts with a littl ecorn and ends up with a full crib .

C. .S. A.(Continued from Page 1 )

Student. at Victoria College, un-der the guidance of Prot . Farr,Department of Economies, areworking on plans for the Victoriacampaign, and it is expected thatU.B.C, and the Victoria group willwork In co-operation tea provincialcampai gning ,

VIGOROUS CAMPAIGN.School Board members, Mayor s

and Councillors will be approached ,while high school students will beasked by U.B.C. speakers, who willvisit the local schools, to carry thecampaign into their own homes andto the parents, who will be asked, i ntheir turn, to signify to their localM .P.'s their support of the matter.

Subject to further agreement bystudent leaders, there will be a radiobroadcast in support of the campaignon "Varsity Time" in the near fu-ture .

The Parent-Teachers Federation ,the B.C. Teachers Federation, th eTrades and Labor Council, and serv-ice clubs, including such organiza-tions as the Canadian Club and Vet-erans' organizations will be approach-ed by prominent student speakers .

It is expected that active initialcampus campaigning will beginwithin the next week, and follow-ing the consolidation of campussupport, the circle will be widene dto include the civic and provincialfields .

DEBATE McGOUN CUPHERE AND WINNIPEG

On January 20th at the UniversityTheatre Varsity Debaters, MorrisBelkin and Struan Robertson willstrive to retain the McGoun Cup,won last year by U.B .O .

The subject under discussion willbe "Germany should have her Colon-ies returned to her". The debaterson the campus will uphold the affir-mative . Later, in Winnipeg, MoDon-ald and Rome will support the nega-tive .

S. C. M.Today, noon, marks the inaugura-

tion of a new S.C .M. study-group toattempt to determine the moder nvalue of the Old Testament. Themeeting will be held in Arts 108 at12.30,

Tuesday, the first chapel servcleof the year will be held at Unio nCollege from 4 .40 p .m. until 8 .15 . Rev .H. Burkholder, outstanding ministe rfrom Eastern Canada will be thespeaker . Everyone is welcome to at-tend .

VARSITY BANDThera will be a meeting extra-

ordinary of all Bandsmen—includingdance musicians—in Arts 108, Fri-day, January 18, at 12 .30 noon. Allmembers, past, present, and future ,are asked to be present . Plans forthe Victoria Invasion will be discus-sed, and only those who take anactive interest in the Band will beable to make the trip .

NOTEBOOK LOSTWould the person who borrowed

my brand new zippered loose-leafnote book from the oaf table pleas ereturn to George Kamoff-Nicoleky,care of Mr. Horne's office .

with the compliments of Proxy . Andif the professor doesn't know what todo with it, I'll be only too glad toinclude instructions .

TOTEM PLANS SCHEM ETO SPEED UP SALESHolders of Totem pre-sale booklets

. . . heed this warning I In order tospeed up sales of the traditionallybigger and better Totem of 1939, thePowers-that-be have decreed that nobooklets can be returned except in aticket-empty and dollar-full condi-tion.

AU members of clubs, fraternitiesor sororities who have the bookletsin their possession are requested tocomplete their saled as soon as pos-sible, and to turn in the empty book sand the money to Council Office im-mediately .

And it should be easy to sell th etickets, because It is absolutel yguaranteed that this year's annualis the Best Yet, replete with every -thing Collegiate from candid snapsto solemn photographs, from soph-omore doggerel to senior epics, notto mention reports of club activitiesand plans, and other really Infor-mative articles.

SKI CLUBThe University Ski Club will hold

a meeting today at 12.45, in App. Se .237 . All skiers, who are members ofthe A. M. 8. are members of thi sclub, and should attend this impor-tent meeting .

ELBIER IS IRRESISTIBLEin his tuxedo. We measured himfor it from top to toe. We fittedhim with our usual care and ac-curacy. As always, we aimed atperfection . . . and apparently got

it! (Elmer's ears don't show muc hat night. That 'helps of course . )

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Last day for payment of SecondTerm Fees is

January 161d> 1939AU cheques must be certified and

made payable to The University ofBritish Columbia.

Mailing certified cheques to th eBursar is recommended.

For regulations governing Fees—see pages 34 . 38 inclusive .

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THE UBYSSE Y

Only thirteen weeks till April exams we are reminded . . . andmany students will spend an extra hour studying each evening . Com-fort and studying can go hand in hand . ;qrs . Paton's Lingerie Shop ,2793 Granville Street, has flannel robes which are included in thei rspecial January sales . A particularly attractive robe is of soft greenwith white corduroy velvet trim and large capacious pockets . . . .There are tailored models too . . . in all the latest color tones and chi cblack with white polak dot trim . . .of all the egotists we have everknown, Chang Suey takes the cake . . . he wanders around among hisunsuspecting friends and asks them how they liked Chang Suey thisweek . . . and they poor souls, not knowing the identity of C . S., un-wittingly venture to express their real opinions . A friend of ours whowas on the bus, remarked to us the other day that Chang "must be agenius to be so dumb!" . . . other flattering robes are in dirndl styl eof rose, navy, russet ; zippered full-length up the front with tassledzipper catch . Sophistication is in every line of the bonnington robeof black with thread-thin stripe of red, and the suave trouser-le gsleeve.

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FWe have been wondering if there was going to be a milk shak e

marathon. A dark-haired lad from the Union college is in fine fettl efor such a test . He has reached the stage that he can quaff in suc-cession six sweet full-sized milk shakes . . . even the dairy manage r

is interested and by drinking one more to his total on each visit, th emanagement throws in another one free . . , and the student neve r

mixes his flavors . . . always chocolate .

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ALadies take a bowl Riding habits made to measure are a speci-

ality of Fred Holmes, 2845 Granville Street. There are also som eready to wear English jodphurs in very fine bedford cord with leathe rknee reinforcements and straps . . . colots for these range from beigeto British tan. Tiny riding vests to match or harmonize in shadesmay be obtained also.

Two-piece tweed suits imported from London are popular, fo rcampus wear. Houndstooth check in cinnamon brown, tiel blue wit hrust, brown with green, are some of the many color combinations.

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When one buys a dress, one often wonders what the men wil lthink about it . So we decided to ask Chang Suey's advice concerning

frocks and gowns for coeds . At Lora Lee 's Dress Shop, 2.814 Gran-

ville Street s he picked out an array of gorgeous dresses in blue, hi sfavorite color. One was a charming afternoon dress with ' black skir t

and top of robin's egg blue with silver thread stripes . This is one tha t

is included in the gala dress sale and priced at $10 .95 . Another mode l

that to2k his fancy was the double-collared silk crepe frock . One

collar is white and underneath it is a collar of the same material as

the dress . Tiny pleated edgings go from neck to pleat tip in fron twhile the tucked short sleeves are shirred a,: the shoulder line .

For evening, pastel blue chiffon gown with tiny bolero jacket ,which when removed gives a formal effect . The bodice of the gown i swhaleboned and narrow straps of blue are detachable .

Thank you C .S. A freshette has upset the dignity of the pepste rmales by appearing at their table at the most inconvenient times . . .they are a masculine organization and wish to remain so . . . any ladiespresent are accidental .

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zanine Floor, 644 Granville Street for their evening slippers . All shoe sare priced at $3 .95 and $4 .95, which were formerly $7.50 and over.

Slippers tinted to match the favorite gown are smart and are afeature of the Mezzanine Floor .

Dainty sandals in satin and velvet with open toe and heel . Thespecialized platform sole gives comfort as well as added attraction toevening dancing .

Campus shoes of every variety and every height of heel may bepurcbased at these unusually reasonable prices. Ties and straps as wellas the youthful favorite zippered footwear of Raeson's is ever popula ramong discerning campus inhabitants . . . just imagine the surpriseof a sophomore musical society member . . . he took the girl-friend fora drive, and on returning to his car after saying goodnight in th edoorway of her home, found that her twin sisters had been hidde nin the back of the car the whole evening .

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By J. D. MACFARLANEIn case any of U.B.C's lethargi c

campus occupants should wake u plong enough to wonder what use acampus paper is, we thought it agood idea if we were to offer a littl eenlightenment on the subject.

Many people have some kind of asour idea, no doubt based on theirown thoughts and habits, that th eUbyssey, and other such publications,are centers of unemployment activityexisting so that a few crackbraine dpeople can have their verbal fling .

We are much amused by the wayin which some people came roaringinto the office the day Varsity openedafter the Christmas holidays anddemanded a Ubyssey . This seems tobe significant that some people aresufficiently awake to want to Andout what is going on around our fai rcampus.

Further . evidence of this partwhich the Ubyssey plays In campuslife is the fact that when the Ubysse yceases publication late in the sprin gterm so that the staff can preparefor examinations, we, and our con-freres are continually being ap-proached by all and sundry with thequestions "What's going on'" an d"what happened at such and suchan affair."

From this we would say that, in itseesenee your campus newspaperplays the part of co-ordinating uni-versity student affairs, and of givingstudents the possibility of gettin gtogether with their friends in theactivities they And most congenialwith the protracted and involved, t osay nothing of inaccurate and made-quote, system of the grape-ylne .

And there Is, aside from this, thematter of student opinion, throughwhich all things' worthy of a pro-gressive student body are done. Thisyou may also find consolidated anddisseminated in your Ubyssey editor-ial columns .

However, be this ar It may, wereally started out to ramble hitherand you, in an attempt to locatesome of our lost brethren. For it isfrom the records of these men thatwe find another reason for the exist-ence of campus journalism.

From the university papersthroughout Canada present day edi-core of daily newspapers pick theirstaff . This fact Is becoming estab-lished as a veritable rule, and mostjournals demand university men intheir organizations .

Outstanding on Vancouver papersare such men as Alan Morley an dKenny Grant of the Vancouver DailySun, Norman Hacking, Edgar Brown,and Himie Koshevoy of the Pfovinoe .Himie was originally with the NewsHerald before he moved over to th eProvince this year. Another NewsHerald man is Dorwin Baird, recog-nised by Vancouver editors as oneof the most up and coming youngnewsmen in Vancouver. Derwin isnow with radio station CJOR and ismaking really great time. Manyhere know Darby of old, and manymore of Vancouver's citizens knowhie voice as it comes over Texac onews, Signal Oil, This Week in His-tory, and many other features .

Outstanding amongst Vancouver'syoung newsmen from the Universit yof B .C. is John Dauphinee, day sell-tor of the Canadian Press . Johnnywas senior editor of the Ubyssey inIn 1985, which was our first year,here, and, at the same time, he wa sthe Varsity correspondent for th eDaily Province, as well as regularreporter .

Another young fellow whom manyknow is last year's senior editor ,Frank Perry, now an editor of th ePrince George Citizen .

Your present campus correspond-ents are : News—Frank "Van" Perry ,for the Sun, Ormie Dier for the Pro-

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Tickets for the Film Society will beon sale all this week and next in th equad box office . Students who arenot already members should avai lthemselves of the advantages of be-ing a member of this society.

Five shows at least will bebrought to the campus this termand at the small price of fifty centsthis Is an exceptional bargain.First among these will be the offi-

cial pictures of the construction ofthe Lions Gate bridge showing eachstage of the construction in detail asthe bridge advanced to completion .These will be shown Monday, Janu-ary 23, at 12.40 in the Auditorium .ABOUT LAPLAND .

Following this, on Friday, January27 at 8.15 "The Wedding of Palo "will be brought to the campus . Thiswas obtained after great difficultyand will be one of the most enjoy -able pictures to be seen this year.Its quiet simplicity and moving storycombine to make an interesting pic-ture. The film was photographed inLapland and authentically portraysthe traditions and customs of thatcountry .

At the general meeting to be hel dtoday in Arta 100 the policy of th ecoming months will be decided an dfull details on the film under pro-duotion by the society will' be given .It is the duty of every member toattend. AU those who are not mem-bers but who are interested in anyactivities of the society are welcome.

INVASION(Continued from Page 1 )

Senior A's will feature the evening .U.B .C . Rowing Club will compete'

the James Bay Athletic Associationin a thrilling rowing match .

The U.B .C . girls' Grass Hockeyteam will play the Victoria ladies ,sometime during the day .

On the way home an orchestrawill provide "syncopated nyneopa-tion" for dancing under the moon—if there is one. (Arrangements forthis and other matters have notyet been completed.)

VARSITY TIMEThe first program of the sprin g

term will go on the air Friday, Janu-ary 20, at 8.80 p.m., over CJOR . Lasttall's staff, and any who are inter-ested in taking part In the programduring the Spring Term, are herebynotified that the Studio, Room G,Aggie Bldg., will be the scene o fmuch activity commencing Tuesday,January 17, at 12 .80 noon .

vince, James Macfarlane for theNews Herald. Social—Dorothy Cum-mings for the Sun, Joan Haslam fo rthe News-Herald, and Cicely Holme sfor the Province. Sport—Frank Tur-ner for the News-Herald . Special—Irene Eedy for the Kltellano Times .

By way of this investigation wealso noted in our Canadian Univer-sity Press detail that Larry Alexan-der, of the Alberta Gateway, whoworked with us so well for severalyears on the Western IntercollegiatePress Union, and last year on Cana-dian University Press, now owns hi sown paper in Yellowknife, N.W.T. ,where he, with his former Gatewayimmolate Chuck Perkins, has start-ed up the "Yellowknife Prospector, "a bi-weekly sheet of some six pagespublished with the aid of a couple o ftypewriters and a mimeographin gmachine.

The paper has a circulation ofsome 500, almost the entire popula-tion of the town and carries miningas well as local and outside news ,together with advertising shippe din from Edmonton .

Yellowknife is a small minin gtown in the North West Territories,which has sprung up with the dis-covery of gold deposits . It has grow nin a few short years from a grou pof tents to a thriving town wit hstores, an up-to-date hotel, numerouscafes and drug stores, a fully equip-ped theatre, and many other featuresof interest .

We wish to congratulate Larry o nhis achievement in pioneering inone of the most difficult professionswhich he could have picked for suc ha tank . . . the task of developingnew territory.

This, in a email way, is just a briefindication of what the Ubyssey, andany other campus newspaper, mean sin university life . It is, just as muchas lectures and labs, an educationfor future life.

SUGGEST "SERENADE"

BE SHOWN DOWNTOWN

Frank Patch, president of th eMusical Society, has suggested to th eStudents' Council that if the Counci lwished to use "Serenade" for pur-poses of student publicity, and i fCouncil would be willing to handl eincidental arrangements, that theMusical Society would be willing t oproduce the operetta in some down -town theatre, after its campus show-ing .

There has been absolutely no offi-cial action taken on the above pro-posal as yet. One difficulty which

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would have to be coped with is th efact that the Players Club will pu ton a performance shortly after th ecampus showing of "Serenade ."

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This spring the student radi oprogram, Varsity Time, will pre-sent several major broadcasts ofa type never before attempte dby students on this campus .

Osborne Durkin, director o fthe Program, announced yester-day that a change in policymade the new set-up possible .

The first program will be de-layed a week, he added, whilecertain necessary changes in thestaff are being made .

The loss of Owen Sheffield a sMusical Director, and Jack Randle ,makes It necessary to fill these posi-tions Immediately . Rod Poisson con-tinues in his capacity as dramati cdireOtor.

NEW PROGRAMSThe first of the new special pro-

grams will be presented from th eAuditorium stage on ,Friday, Janu-ary 27, at 8.30 p .m. The Varsity Tim e

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A girl sits at the piano in th eAuditorium, playing a quiet, beau-tiful piece from "Serenade ." Twostagehands are at work, preparin gthe stage for the operetta. Thereis so little noise or activity that i tis hard to believe that "Serenade"will be ready for production in sixshort weeks .

But an hour later the same stageis the centre of a veritable cycloneof activity. The chorus is in posi-tion on stage; stage hands, "extras,"and "understudy.," throng every bi tof space behind the set ; the directorsare literally everywhere at once ."Serenade" is in rehearsal !

This is the atmosphere which per-vades the auditorium as the produc-tion date for the Musical Society'soperetta draws near.

Various committees are always a twork off the stage, handling thebusiness end of the production .Their task is to provide publicity ,plans for sets, costumes, and a hostof the other essentials that all cul-minate in a successful showing.

The rehearsals are now begin-ning to take a definite form . OnWednesday the chorus, and someof the principals rehearsed thefirst act . It Is expected that inanother week or so the orchestrawill begin to work in with theoast.

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staff will present a half-hour radi odrama between the films, throughco-operation with the Film Societyand Dick Jarvis, president .

During Open House Varsity Timewill come to the fore wtih a one-hour program originating In theirstudio In the Aggle building . Anew innovation on the Campus willbe a travelling mike, describing thevarious activities and sights of theday.Later on the Players' Club an d

Musical Society will feature excerpts

from their productions in half-hourprograms. These will not, however,Interfere with the activities of BobThompson, who will continue in hispresent capacity of script writer.PROSPECTS BRIGHT

It is through the efforts of OMyDurkin, initiator and director of th eprogram, that these new departureshave been made. He hopes, by ea-operation with Campus clubs an dsocieties, to put Varsity Time in astronger position than it has here-tofore held . The prospects are goodfor a successful season of diversifiedand interesting programs.

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Subject of the debate held by theWomens Public Speaking Club yes-terday was "Resolved that the Gov-ernment should have control of pub-lic utilities . "

Stella Bridgman, taking the affir-mative side stated "Utilities are ne-cessities and therefore could well betaken over by the government". Shesaid that under government controldistribution and consumption couldbe increased, as a result of lowere dprices, especially in rural districts .

Amy Hackney of the opposing aid esaid that the government has noplace in industry because "Govern-ment control Is contrary to the policyof individual initiative". In reply,Stella Bridgman stated that govern-ments supplied laboratories for theimprovement of products .

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VARSITY TACKLES AIRMEN AT FORUM TONIGH TCOLLEGE NIT EFEATURE FORIIOCKEYISTS

For the first time In history our Intrepid cameraman invaded the sacre dhaunts of the hockey heroes, and to and ' behold! he emerged triumphant .The pleased fellow to the left Is scrappy Jack MacArthur who *Aral.right wing for the Thunderbird forward line, while on the right, coy Ed .Benson of Kimberley guards his goal like Shylook guards his gold.

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MORE LINES.On the second line Jack McArthur ,

Orme Dier, and Jim Ussher workemoothly'together and excel in back -checking which plays havoc withtheir opponent's offensive .

The "kid line" composed of fresh -men Frith, Kapok, and 0111, gain ex-perience by relieving the first twolines . Much is expected from thi syoung trio which has already shownits scoring ability .

The defense positions are sharedby Jack Moxon, Angi Provenzano ,and Maury Lambert .

The games which provide an ex -citing brand of hockey should rate abetter attendance than they have sofar—so let's give our ice-squad moresupport in this game tomorrow nite .

HOCKEY TICKETS O.K.There seems to be a certain am-

ount of doubt concerning the validityof the hockey tickets being sold o nthe campus and which are labelle dDec, 23. The Ubyssey sports staff I ngeneral and the hockey club in par-ticular hereby assures those con-cerned that everything is on the upand up and nobody is being chiselled .

ST. REGIS O NSOCCER BIL L

Mad as hatters because of thepostponement of their Chilliwackjaunt Wednesday, Varsity soccer-men will be just aching to tear intoSt. Regis by the time Saturday come sand the ball is centred off at Cambi eSt. at 2 .30.

The hotelmen are one of the sur-prises of the league so far this sea-son and the campusmen are sure t ohave a tough battle on their hands .Weeks of practice and efforts to ge tin shape leave Charlie Hutchens 'boys just oozing optimism fromevery pore .

SICKLIST SICKLYAs we have said about three times

before, the soccerrnen are now vir-tually devoid of injuries . The for-ward line will be much more deadlywith McMillan back to put mor epunch into the attack . .

The defense is fairly dependabl ewith Croll and Mizuhara, and th ebruising John Affleck is ready totake over at left back should Mizu-hara be moved up to the half line .

RENOVATIO NDennis Leong, a renovated hal f

back, has been turning in a seriesof sparkling performances in thestudent net and no apprehension i sfelt on that score .

Fred Sasaki end Jack Rush are apair or steady half-backs who ca nalways be depended on to getthrough a lot. of work, Rush being a nexcellent performer in the third -back style of game, while Sasaki I sthe more constructive player,

VARSITY TANGLESWITH BARBS A T

STADIUMHALL, DAVIES MOVE U P

We aren't promising anything, bu tshould the elements refrain fromswamping the various plots of en-counter this week-end, Varsity'srugby team plays host to West Van'sgalloping horde, otherwise known asthe Barbarians ,REFRAIN FROM "RAIN "

So much rain has fallen since th eThunderbirds have found themselve soval-chasing of a Saturday afternoo nthat worthy members of the Van-couver Rugby Union are to be see nevery afternoon in deep consulta-tion, putting the finishing touchesto our latest addition in sports rug-ger-polo.

Well anyhow, just supposin gthere is a game, It takes place atthe STADIUM, Saturday, 2 .80,

LINE-U POnce again the line-up goes

through the juggling process . Thistime we have another excuse to addto injuries and exams, namely re-tirement . About two things are cer-tain, one, that Captain Strut Legga twill be playing, two, that the injure dVic Moore will not be on the finallypicked'fifteen . Forwards will be Rob -son, Jenkins, Davies, Mason, Gar-diner, Harrison, Mattu, and Harmer.

Backfield slots will be exclusivel yoccupied by Bird, fullback, Leggatand Tremblay, wings, Lumaden, Hal land Ted McPhee insides, Half posi-tion for this week held by Sand yLang.

BASKETBALL SCHEDUL EVarsity's touring Anthony Edens

will continue their relationship withneighbouring American collegesthroughout the spring schedule . Theschedule, released today, has man yNorthwestern college teams comingto the Varsity gym for return en-gagements . Also on the list, are thetouring Harlem Globe Trotters, andten tamales from the University o fMexico .

The following is the schedule forthe rest of the season :Jan. 14—8.00 p.m,—Varsity vs. Tookes

at V.A .C . gym.Jan. 16—noon—Varsity vs. Washing-

ton College at Varsity.an. 18—9 .00 p .m.—Varsity vs. Stacy's

at Varsity.Jan. 20—noon—Varsity vs . Harlem at

Varsity.Jan. 21—noon—Varsity vs . Pacific

Lutheren at Varsity .Jan . 25—9.00 p.m.—Varsity vs . Mun-

ro Fur at Varsity .Jan . 27—8 .30 p .m.Varsity vs . Aden -

acs at New Westminster.Jan. 30—9.00 p .m.—Varsity vs. IT. of

Mexico at Varsity .Feb. 4—8.00 p .m. —Varsity vs. West -

erns at V.A .C. gym.

RUGGER FLEDGLING SENCOUNTER GRADS IN

BROCKTON CLASSICThe U.B.C. rugby team, variously

known as the Thunderbird Fledglingsand the Gas-House Gang, will travelto Brockton Point on Saturday t otake on the lowly Grads in the firsthalf of a Miller Cup doubleheade rprogramme.

The Grads have yet to win agame so far In the competition, andthough we're not guaranteein ganything terrific, It seems fairl ysafe to say that the students havea good chance of coming out ontop In their first fixture of the NewYear .

INELIGIBILITY BUGABO ORumors of ineligibility remain

rumors and it is difficult to say whowill be wearing the Varsity colour sSaturday. Fraser Shepherd is onestalwart scrum man who will behearkening to the call of the Dean' sinstructions while Alec Urquhart andFred Billings may not be In the line -up for similar reasons .

The rest of the team will not beknown until Saturday, but it is al-most certain that Bob (Smith •wil llead the same high-flying backfieldinto action that has struck fear intothe hearts of every team in theleague in games so far this season .,"uuun.nnuaemu"uu .umu.u .um,,,,, aaaaaaue" "

CO-ED SPORT SBy MYRNE NEVISON

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MIXEDMonday, January 16, th e

"Mixed Murals" get underway, wit htwo games of volley-ball in play . Onone court members• of Science '40and the nurses' class will combineto battle with the Sophe of bothsexes; while the farmers and farmer-ettes will defend the honour of theirfaculty against a team of perspect-ive school - marms and AnglicanTheologs.

These games should provide plentyof colour and amusement, with goodplay thrown in. Just be in the gymon Monday at 12 :30, gals and me nconcerned, and Miss Moore andMaury will swoop you up for a posi-tion on your respective team .

Don't be bashful! Coo !BASKETBALL

The co-ed basketball players jus t

Feb. 7—noon—VSrsity vs. St. Mar -tins College at Varsity .

Feb. 8—9.00 p .m.—Varsity vs . Stacy'sat Varsity .

Feb. 10—9.00 p.m,—Varsity vs. Seat-tle College at Varsity .

Feb . 11—9.00 p.m.—Varsity vs. Tooke' sat VA..C, gym.

Feb. 18—9.00 p.m.—VaNity vs . Aden -acs at Varsity .

DIPSY DOODLESCORE GIVE SVARSITY ' W I N

By ORMIE HALLVarsity's majors of the mapl e

court won the dipsy-doodle crow nlast Wednesday when they beat th eDominion champs, Westerns 43-42 b ythe official score, tied them 48-43 b 'the Varsity score, and lost 41-44 bythe score board .UPSET CHAMP S

Such was the mess that greetedleague official Mort Gordon rightafter the game which saw the Var-sity rookies outspeed and outhustl ethe Dominion champs. Led by Ran abatthison, and By Straight, andsparked throughout by the pivot -playing of Lucas, the Slue and Ooldupset the dopecart that had themlabeled for the scrap heap and car-ried the game to the Westerns .

From your reporters angle behin da post in the west section, Varsit ywere the winners—by the simpl eprocess of just sinking one too manybaskets . When this commentatorarrived at the game half wa ythrough the third section Varsitywere sinking them right and left an dat the end of the stanza were ahead8 points, 28.87.

Westerns were a soared bunch o fhoopers at this stage of the evening' sentertainment and couldn't seem todo anything right.GOLD DUST TWIN S

However, paradoxically they start-ed to click early in the last quarteras soon as their start point getter,Art Willoughby was benched forfour personals. Perhaps Joe thebutcher boy, who was sitting behindme, explained the whole thing whenhe said "Now somebody else on tha tteam besides Bardsley and Willough-by will get their hands o?i the ball . "

Anyhow they pulled a couple ofsmooth plays that sent the Varsit yyoungsters into a spin and soon theywere ahead—according to the un-official score board . Tough luck fo rthem for they didn't rate the sam eway with the official scorer and withthe score 43-41 in their favour witha minute to go they stalled insteadof picking up the point that theywere actually behind ,

NOTICETracksters are reminded that th e

fleet meeting of the current seasonis to be held in the gym next Tues-day, Jan. 17, at 12 .30. All aspirantsto positions on the track team ar ereminded to be present at this org-anization get-together in order t obecome acquainted with the set-up.

don't seem to be able to win anothe rgame after their epoch-making vic-tory over Cunninghams last fall fo ragain on Monday at V.A .C. theydropped anohter tilt with the sameteam.WILSON, BURNHAM STAR

Behind the plucky work of Rut hWilson and Faye Burnham, the blu eand gold team played themselves outand even managed to hold the ram-paging winners to 9-8 at the breath-er, but could not beat their sure ,confident, playing in the second half .

A large factor in the blue and golddefeat was the astounding ability o four girls to miss free shots—in al lthe collegians sank but three of th etwenty awarded them .

Team—Wilson, 6 ; McEwen, 1 ; Col-lins, 1 ; Burnham, 6 ; Martin, 2; Har-ris ; Asselatine ; Kjos, 2 .

A large crowd of college rooter swere out to encourage the co-eds ,but evidently even this inspiratio nwasn't sufficient .

JUNIOR SOCCERVarsity plays Douglas Park in th e

first round of the Black Cup merle sat the University, 2 .30 Saturday .

INTRA-MURAL RESULTS

Just about the most successfulopening of the intramural basketbal lseason in history last Wednesday inthe gym saw a bunch of inspiredA9giea march over the Anglicans toa 26-3 count, while the classy Arts'41 class humbled the Arts '40 boysby a 19-10 score.

Campbell, Tremblay and Taylor ledthe Farmers to victory, while Reesand Gross did a lot of scoring for th evictorious sophomores .

The treat in store for the faithfulfollower of the basket potting pas-time today noon is the meeting ofSo . '41 and Sc . '42 in the first of adouble header, and Arts '39 withSc. '40 in the second .Keep up in Maury's Murals by

turning up on Wednesday or Fridaynoons to play or pray for your class .We'll be seeing you .

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Tonight, at the Forum, our rapidl yimproving hockey team will matc hlta speed and skill against the heav-ier Air Force sextette, game startin gat 9 o'clock .

Having upset the league-leadingNew Westminster Cubs 4 .9 last Fri-day, the boys are eager to defeat th eAirmen tonight to insure themselvesof a play-off spot.

Lanky goalkeeper, Ed 'Benson, toone of Varsity's biggest hopes and i fhe continues his outstanding wor kbetween the pipes, the Studenta canlook for a convincing victory .

Newly-appointed Coach Frith ha sdeveloped ' a scoring combinationwhich utilizes the fast breaking andsure passing of Jim Harmer and th eOuiguet brothers, Charles and Mar-cel.

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