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INSTRUCTIONS : Prior reading this you go to a park nearby you ,
dig a ditch , takeout your grown up brain , bury it in that ditch
and search for that small brain that youlost somewhere while
playing in that park .Late! You are late! The door is closed for
you.
It has to be cold as it is December. So, cup your hands andblow
air from your hot lips to warm them. Now , gently push aside
someone in blackunpolished shoes , scattered gray skirt ( ok , may
be pants ) , wearing royal blue
blazer having a monogram of S.G.S.S.S embroidered on its upper
left pocket andwhite satin ribbons flowered over two juted
ponytails . Now, bent down to peerthrough hollow maze design in the
MAIN GATE .
( Dharti main payu tumhe &&&.amber main payu
tumhe&&&&..)
Ah , let that voice once again penetrate in our ears directly
from the throat of ourmelody queen Mrs. Kalpana Madam ( or , more
acquainted music maam ) via that
police loudspeaker .Naa .. dont look at the girls sectionGents
teachers must be obstructing you inyour view . Look straight. Hang
on, if you are still feeling sleepy then just have a lookat the
dazzling saree of Archana Madam . If still not done then bright
blood redlipstick of Sujata Maam might be helpful . Even till now
still not done then you
better need to absorb some heat from the black burning alive
coal pushing the earthdown near the leftside stairs of stage .You
may be eager to go inside . So, convincethe watchman in the cabin
that you are only two minutes late and so he should let yougo .
What? he refused . Come on, persuade him . Still not. hahaha. I
knew that, it isnot possible as long as the doctrines of Vijayan
are followed. ( jangan man .jay hai jaye hai jayi hai jay jay jayie
hai) Hey , what is this yaar .Dont be so arrogant to your nation.
Learn something from kindergarden kids aroundyou how to stand in
attention position and respect the national anthem.
Wait just for five minutes. Ya , there it is . The narrow gate
on theright corner must be opening . Slide inside. You are lucky! (
and every reason of theworld to be happy ). This time Patel Sir
decides not to put a note on your diary andcommands to approach
straight to your classes.....
CLASSTEACHER : 42ROLL no. 42 : Yes , maamCLASSTEACHER : 43ROLL
no .43 : Yhes Madam.CLASSTEACHER : 44ROLL NO . 44 : Present,
Present Maam .CLASSTEACHER : 45ROLL no . ( ? ) : Absent Maam
YOU : Maam, can I come in ?
MADAM : Where were you ? Why are you late ?
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YOU : { Now come on , please dont say that your tyre got
puncturedor something , say something innovative . Say that :- }
Maam , I come with myfriend and he came late to pick me and so ., I
got late because ofhiM.
I know Maam must not be having any answer to this expert excuse
.Dont giggle sosoon, dear .Jerk your neck to realize the hard truth
that your friend has alreadycaptured over the corner seat of the
LAST BENCH (!) and so , you need to squabblewith him to conquer
again your province in a short interval before the teacher comes .(
I tell you , you are surely going to lose if 1 st period is of
Simon Sir .)
(1st period : Mathematics )
( At Blackboard )
Razia Maam : Children , today we will learn about the type of
polynomials . Yourlevel is upto cubic equations . There is just one
solution to a linear equation , twovalues can set a quadratic to
zero and cubic can be satisfied by 3 .
( At Last Bench )
YOU : Yaar , ek baat bolu .
Friend : mat bol .
YOU : Yaar , merko to life ki equation ko linear rakhna hai
.
Friend : Hahahato saale main janta hu na terko tere liye to
cubic bhi kam padegi .
YOU : Tu chup re bey .., khud ke bare mey mat bol cubic kahin ke
.
Friend : Hahaha.hu main cubic bas.jal kyu raha hai .saale .ek
bar roots patalagne deyphir dekh tino ko kaise ek saath satisfy
karta hu ......
( Free Period )
You : Why ???? How dare you ???? ..write my name on blackboard
?
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Girls Monitor : I am not answerable to you , understood. Huh..
.these
You ( to boys monitor in his ears ) : Abe bhai , sambhal-sambhal
, kar ab kuch .Bacha bhai ko . Dekh Dekh who baat kar rahi hai .
Yahi mauka hai . Tue ek to thodihimmat rakha kar , kya phatu hai .
Aaj tu bhi uska naam likh de.
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( Suddenly , you see Regi Sir marching closer to your class
(!!!!!!!!!!!!) )
You ( to girls monitor ) : Sorry . I will not repeat it . I
didnt meant to disturb theclass . Please
( Tan Tan TAN Tan Tan TAN Tan Tan TAN Tan Tan TAN Tan Tan TAN )(
RECESS )
After 4 hectic periods , you must be feeling hungry but you must
not be able to stopyourself from a toilet hangout even if you are
not feeling an urgency . After all ,
before your filling your stomachs you first need to empty them
by telling all the daysstuff to your friends in other section . Ok
, now quickly pull over your hand fromyour friends shoulder and
hurry up to gulp down the alooo paranthas made by yourmother in
early morning that are insecure in your vulnerable tiffin box .
