Wall Street to Main Street: DROP DEAD

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    This anonymous e-mail has been circulating around Wall Street

    companies and news publications since 29 April 2010.

    We are Wall Street. Its our job to make money. Whether its a commodity, stock,

    bond, or some hypothetical piece of fake paper, it doesnt matter. We would trade

    baseball cards if it were profitable. I didnt hear America complaining when themarket was roaring to 14,000 and everyones 401k doubled every 3 years. Just like

    gambling, its not a problem until you lose. Ive never heard of anyone going to

    Gamblers Anonymous because they won too much in Vegas.

    Well now the market crapped out, & even though it has come back somewhat, the

    government and the average Joes are still looking for a scapegoat. God knows there

    has to be one for everything. Well, here we are.

    Go ahead and continue to take us down, but youre only going to hurt yourselves.

    Whats going to happen when we cant find jobs on the Street anymore? Guess what:Were going to take yours. We get up at 5am & work till 10pm or later. Were used to

    not getting up to pee when we have a position. We dont take an hour or more for a

    lunch break. We dont demand a union. We dont retire at 50 with a pension. We eat

    what we kill, and when the only thing left to eat is on your dinner plates, well eat that.

    For years teachers and other unionized labor have had us fooled. We were too busy

    working to notice. Do you really think that we are incapable of teaching 3rd graders

    and doing landscaping? Were going to take your cushy jobs with tenure and 4 months

    off a year and whine just like you that we are so-o-o-o underpaid for building the

    youth of America. Say goodbye to your overtime and double time and a half. Ill be

    hitting grounders to the high school baseball team for $5k extra a summer, thank youvery much.

    So now that were going to be making $85k a year without upside, Joe Mainstreet is

    going to have his revenge, right? Wrong! Guess what: were going to stop buying the

    new 80k car, we arent going to leave the 35 percent tip at our business dinners

    anymore. No more free rides on our backs. Were going to landscape our own back

    yards, wash our cars with a garden hose in our driveways. Our money was your

    money. You spent it. When our money dries up, so does yours.

    The difference is, you lived off of it, we rejoiced in it. The Obama administration and

    the Democratic National Committee might get their way and knock us off the top of thepyramid, but its really going to hurt like hell for them when our fat a**es land directly

    on the middle class of America and knock them to the bottom.

    We arent dinosaurs. We are smarter and more vicious than that, and we are going to

    survive. The question is, now that Obama & his administration are making Joe

    Mainstreet our food supplywill he? and will they?

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